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Honey,

is that you?

Baby, am I glad to see you. You look like something out of a dream.

Give me some sugar.

Honey, you gotta hide me. I'm in big trouble.

Big! Again?

Why, you're always in trouble.

No, babe, you don't understand.

This time it's different dirty dogs after me.

Dirty dog?

Yeah, I know. It's not fair of me to involve you.

It's not your burden. I should leave.

Go far.

It's okay, Gianni.

I love him.

I'll come back for you, Toots.

Don't do anything crazy.

I asked for that.

and say we didn't raise our boy right.

Do you like it?

You stay away from that boy!

Run!

Forget about her, kid. She'll just break your heart.

stripped in.

And it's very professional, too.

Nothing but class here, sister.

Did someone say lather?

Why, it's that darling little man.

That's chimney man to you, miss.

No, no, no. I can't let you do that by yourself.

After leaving.

Oh.

Oh.

I've never seen them so sparkling and shining.

That's what they pay me for.

It's right here.

Pour me shampoo.

Yeah, yeah. Awesome.

My ball!

My ball!

Darn you, you slippery old ball.

That's right, Stimpy.

Fresh air is good for the lungs.

It pumps them up and makes them healthy.

I just can't keep my hands on that ball.

Exercise.

I could have got a bad sunburn there.

But you're always thinking of me, aren't you?

Uh, aren't you?

Oh, yeah.

Where are those glutes, baby?

These tan lines?

You know, it's such a beautiful day today.

songs, man.

Get your filthy pants off that unspoiled mink, you dirty old sand crab.

I'm going to beat the monster out of you crab.

Give me something to hit him with.

I'll whip you with my bathing trunks.

What else you got there?

Merry Christmas! Merry

Christmas!

my life that's just horrible.

I don't have anyone to talk to.

Now hush there, young lady. You can tell me.

Oh, but it's so dreadful.

I'm awfully ashamed.

There's nothing you can tell me that I haven't heard before.

Well, thank goodness, because I'm just bursting all over.

I'll say.

Okay, then. Out with it.

Well, Doctor, I have this problem.

Yes? Yes?

Well, um, I'm... back!

Back?

What is this, back?

Back! You know, like this!

Oh! I hadn't noticed.

Really?

Gee, all the other fellas do.

Ah, the other fellows.

The boys at the office.

They all stare at me.

And they say things.

What kinds of things?

Well, you know, things.

Tell me the things.

Well, my goodness, don't you know?

I want to hear you say them.

They whisper when I visit the water cooler.

They hold the door open for me.

What's wrong with that?

Do the ladies...

They make all kinds of offers, too.

Ooh, what kinds of offers?

They all want to date me.

The monsters.

I have this creeping feeling that men think of me as an object.

They don't think of me as an individual.

I think they only like me because I'm physically perfect.

Do you think of me as an object?

My dear young lady, I am a professional therapist.

I see you strictly as a human machine.

Rife with normal psychosomatic errors and aberrant nerve disorders. Not as a

sexy.

Ripe.

Voluptuous.

Young lady.

Oh, doctor.

You don't know what it means to hear you say that.

Miss Fussmucker, I'd like to explore your problems more closely.

I think we need to study your problem beneath the surface. We need to dig

find the root.

Tell me, when did you first discover this problem?

Well, I think I was about 12.

I developed pretty early.

Aha! Do you think you did that as a symbol of rebellion?

Rebellion? Against who?

Against your father.

My father?

You hate him.

Admit it.

No, I don't. I love my father.

Yes, you do. You do.

No, no, no.

No. Admit it, you little fraud.

is the most unselfish thing a man has ever done for me.

I don't know how I could ever thank you.

You can go to dinner with me.

Pick you up at 7 .30, Chesty.

Yeah,

we're all pigs inside.

Bachelor's life.

Hey, fellas, you boys like women?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Huh?

Uh, what's a woman, Ren?

You'll be satisfied with what you get.

Okay.

Yeah, and a wife less than even. Who cares?

We're bachelors now, right, boys?

We're gonna have parties.

Loose women.

Ah, it'll be great.

At last.

Human.

Hey, Blondie, do you ever date a fire chief?

Tonight's your big day.

I'm a big shot.

There's a fire chief in Hollywood.

Meet me in my pad tonight.

I'll show you a good time.

Hey, Tommy, write down my address for my new bimbo here.

I'm on that. Hey, baby, you want some of this?

It's all for you, Artie.

It's about time, sugar.

It's not polite to keep a lady waiting.

I'll make it up to you, baby. No sweat.

What a day.

We better hit the hay, boys. We got a really big day tomorrow. Lots of fires.

Lots of people burning to a crisp.

I can't thank you two things enough for all you've done.

That's tight.

No thanks are necessary.

We do these things because they are right.

Come, Impy. Let's go.

What's wrong with your teeth?

Don't you even have a bra?

Timpy, don't just stand there. Why don't you give her your bra?

Not the one you gave me for her anniversary.

Timpy, shame.

Don't be so selfish.

It's a good cause.

And now I be needing a good woman meself. You just about filled the role

I judge.

It is a fine sense of humor you got there, lad.

Up out of your hole for the second time in your life.

You go on and play now, boyo.

You know, I had you all wrong.

It's true. I'll throw a C .E .B.

For all your stealing and gadabout ways.

You done it for the plight of a poor widow and her idiot child.

Tell you what.

As a reword, you're off the hook.

And on top of that...

You can help yourselves to all the community property you'd be wanting for

next 24 hours.

And if you don't mind, I'll be helping myself to your ample bosoms.

If you only knew what this does to aid a grieving heart.

Come on, sleepy.

Let's leave these two lovebirds alone.

Can you see what's going on?

What's going on, John?

Did somebody drown?

I think a shark got him. Is he dead? Please, everyone.

Please, stand back.

There is a rescue in progress.

Unnecessary, lad.

It's a tough job, but someone's got to do it.

My job!

Have you seen anything weird going on around here?

It's okay, lady.

I'm a ripping friend.

Holy smoke!

That's it!

We're moving out of this crap hole.

Listen closely.

You don't always have to fuck her hard. In fact, sometimes that's not right

to do.

Sometimes you got to make some love and fucking give her some smooches too.

Sometimes you got to squeeze.

Sometimes you got to say please.

Sometimes you got to say hey.

I'm gonna fuck you softly.

I'm gonna screw you gently.

I'm gonna hump you sweetly. I'm gonna ball you

discreetly.

And then you say, hey, I brought you flowers.

And then you say, wait a minute, Sally.

I think I've got something in my teeth. Could you get it out for me?

That's fucking teamwork.

What's your favorite position?

That's cool with me. It's not my favorite, but I'll do it for you.

What's your favorite dish?

I'm not going to cook it, but I'll order it from Sanzibar.

I fucking fuck you discreetly And then I fucking bone you completely

But then I'm gonna fuck

Equipment's in shape.

All right.

Let's get this job done.

Gonna finish the job?

Beg for it, Stimpy.

Please finish sawing?

I don't like your labor.

It's not good enough.

Beg harder.

Oh, please!

Please keep sawing, Red!

Joy, please?

that shit up.

I'll be back in 15 minutes to saw off another one.

Be ready.