All language subtitles for Doctor.Who.2005.S10E03

Come on. Follow me this way.

Come and see the elephant.

Okay, I have questions.

You never said we could travel
into parallel worlds.

Not a parallel world.

But that's London?

Our London.

We're on the Thames,
the last great Frost Fair, 1814.

February the fourth.

Hang on.

Why aren't we home?
Can't you steer this thing?

I told you, you don't steer the TARDIS,
you reason with it.

- How?
- Unsuccessfully, most of the time.

She's a bad girl, this one.

Always looking for trouble.

Oh.

Last day before the thaw.

Thought I'd better find
a more reliable parking spot.

Wait, you want to go out there?

- You don't?
- It's 1814.

Melanin.

- Yes?
- Slavery is still totally a thing.

Yes, so it is.

It might be, like, dangerous out there.

Definitely it's dangerous.

So how do we stay out of trouble?

Well, I'm not the right person to ask.

Okay, when you go somewhere dangerous,
what do you take?

First on the left, second right,

under the stairs, past the bins,
fifth door on the left.

- What's there?
- The wardrobe.

Pick a dress.

So the TARDIS has dresses
and likes a bit of trouble?

Yeah, I think I'm low key
enough for that.

Me too.

Watch out, sir. Whoa!

Doesn't anyone notice the TARDIS?

Your species
hardly notices anything.

So, what are the rules?

Rules?

Yeah.

Travelling to the past,
there's got to be rules.

If I step on a butterfly,
it could send ripples through time that,

I mean, I'm not even born in the first
place and I could just disappear.

Definitely. I mean,
that's what happened to Pete.

- Pete?
- Your friend, Pete.

He was standing there, a moment ago,

but he stepped on a butterfly.
Now you don't even remember him.

Shut up.

- I'm being serious.
- Yeah, so was Pete.

You know what I mean.

Every choice I make in this moment,

here and now,
could change the whole future.

Exactly like every other
day of your life.

The only thing to do is
to stop worrying about it.

Mmm.

Okay.

If you say so.

Petes don't worry.

Chestnuts, sir?

Ooh. Here you are, sir.

Come to the Frost Fair, miss.
Only a sixpence, miss.

Oh, my God.

You're not stepping on a butterfly,
you're just taking a flyer.

It's just time travel.

Don't overthink it.

- Is that what you said to Pete?
- Who's Pete?

Yeah, no big deal.
Just walking on the Thames.

I hope you realise
I'm going to try everything.

Everything-

- Tasty ox cheek, piping hot.
- Lapland mutton. Lapland mutton.

Get your sheep hearts here.
Juicy, juicy sheep hearts.

Yeah, maybe not everything.

Oh, go on, try this.
This is my favourite.

Your favourite?

You've been here before?

Oh yeah, few times.

Get him!

Course it's not really wrestling
unless it's in zero gravity.

Seriously?

- With tentacles.
- Okay.

And magic spells.

- Interesting.
- What is?

Regency England. Bit more black
than they show in the movies.

So was Jesus.

History's a whitewash.

Pub champion. Two years running.

Huh.

Fresh fish pies on the ice!

Try your luck, ladies and gentlemen,
toss for a pie.

Better luck next time, miss.

And you're sure this isn't cow brains
or sheep eyes.

No, I've caught the fish meself, miss.

Made it right here in the old... Hey!

- What are you about?
- Do that again, toss the coin.

You pay me another, I will.

Forget about the pie,
I don't want a pie.

- I just want to see how you cheated.
- Cheated?

Doctor.

Don't look at me like that.

I'm saying, you're a very good con-man.

- A what?
- A trickster. A swindler.

See, I'm a bit of a thief myself.

You know, I bet you that I could steal
anything from your shop.

Get out!

In theory.

I could steal anything. In theory.

- Doctor.
- Honestly, some people...

More pie?

Are there side-effects to time travel?

Like, physical symptoms?

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Sometimes, you see lights under the ice.

Okay, so... You've seen the lights?

Of course.

Well, why didn't you say something?

Well, you were enjoying yourself.

I assumed we'd get to work eventually.

Are these lights electric or organic?

Organic lights?

Bioluminescence.

Fireflies. Glow-worms.

Please, sir,
have you seen me dog?

He was right here,
but then I looked away and he...

Oh, it's okay. We'll help.

Erm, what does he look like?

He's small,

and brown and ever so soft.

Are you sure of that?

That collar's for a big dog,
with long white hair.

Nice con, though, respect.

Run!

What is it, do you think?

Something valuable.

Don't break it.

What happened to the girl?

Does it matter?
Boy's the one with your magic wand.

Sonic screwdriver.

How is that a screwdriver?

In a very broad sense.

- Oh, well, how is it sonic?
- It makes a noise.

There they are!

Spider! Come on!

Kitty, come look.

They'll catch you
and have you transported.

Is that what you want?

Spider!

Spider! Quick!

The lights.

I see the lights.

Kitty!

Stay back!

Save him.

I can't. He's gone.

Do something and save him.

I'm sorry about your friend,

but the danger isn't over yet.

There must be more of you
living rough here.

Tell me where.

So you can take us to the magistrate?

No, of course not!

We're not here to arrest you,
we're here to help.

And if you show me where you live,
we can do that.

We? She's gone!

How did you find me?

Get used to that question.

Oh, clever.

You're very clever.

What's wrong?

What's wrong?

Seriously? What's wrong?

I've never seen anyone die before.

A few hours ago, we were standing
in a garden full of dead people.

It was different.

- How?
- They were dead already.

Morally and practically, that is not
a useful distinction, unlearn it.

Don't tell me what to think.

I'm your teacher.

Telling you things is what I do.

Yeah? Tell me this.

You've seen people die before, yeah?

- Of course.
- You still ca re?

Of course I care.

How many?

How many what?

If you care so much,

tell me how many people you've seen die.

I don't know.

Okay-

How many before you lost count?

I care, Bill, but I move on.

Yeah. How quickly?

It's not me you're angry with.

Have you ever killed anyone?

There's a look in your eyes sometimes
that makes me wonder.

Have you?

There are situations when
the options available are limited.

Not what I asked.

Sometimes, the choices...

That's not what I asked!

Yes.

How many?

Don't tell me.

You've moved on.

And you know what happens
if I don't move on?

More people die.

There are kids living rough near here,

they may well be next on the menu.

Do you want to help me? Do you want
to stand here stamping your foot?

Because let me tell you something,
I am 2,000 years old

and I have never had the time

for the luxury of outrage.

What do you mean, "on the menu"?

Is this where you live?

For now.

But there's no one here.

Good work.

Except you, Dot. I can see your shoes.

They're too big, that's why.

Oh, I see! I get it.

You lure people to the fair,

and then you rob them. Very good.

Very enterprising.

They're all right, Dot.

Strange, but all right.

And that's not how it is.

Oh, what, uh, you don't rob people?

Of course we do.

But bringing people to the fair,
that's by the by.

On the side, like.

Why?

Why? For coin of course, why else?

Someone pays you to promote the fair.

Get people onto the ice.

Who? Who pays you?

Kitty, where's Spider?

Spider is...

He...

Who's hungry? I'm hungry.

Food! Bill, food.

- Food is always useful. Now!
- Yeah.

I know what you're thinking.

But don't worry, these are stolen!

Well, eat up.

Uh, with your permission, of course.

"Don't suck your thumbs while I'm away."

"The great tall tailor always comes"

"To little boys who suck their thumbs."

"And ere they dream what he's about"

"He takes his great sharp scissors out"

"And cuts their thumbs
clean off and then..."

You done staring yet?

We're gonna find out
what those things are, okay?

They're not gonna
hurt anyone else, I promise.

I promise.

The Doctor, he helps people.

That's what he does.

And you? What do you do?
Apart from shout at him.

We were fighting.

- It happens.
- Are you still fighting now?

No.

I moved on.

Okay, I'm wondering why the Frost Fair's
on this part of the river.

I bet that at least one of you knows

who paid Kitty to take people
out on the ice.

- It was bad man with a ship.
- Dottie!

A ship, what? You mean a merchant?

- Not that kind of ship.
- Harry!

- What?
- It's all right.

You can tell him.

It's a drawing.

Here, on his hand.

So, this guy, where would we find him?

He finds us.

But a tattoo on his hand, I mean,
we could ask around.

Boring. I know something
that's much easier to find.

Where are we going?

All right, you guys, hang tight-

Laters.

I was being "all down with the kids"
there.

Did you notice?

- Yeah, my hair was cringing.
- Awesome.

Please stop.

So, what's easier to find?

Conjecture that something's frozen
under the Thames and it's eating people.

Okay-

Proposal, we need to get
a closer look at it.

- Good, yeah.
- Plan... Let's get eaten.

Wha...

Is this stuff safe?

- Potentially.
- Potentially?

What does "potentially" mean?

Safe for the frisson of excitement.

Right, but we're not gonna be, like,

completely defenceless down there,
though?

No, no, no, no.

Well, yes, but don't worry about it.

Why not?
What have you got up your sleeve?

Oh, my God!

Have you been holding out on me?

Do you have, like, magical alien powers?

What, was that an impolite question?

Why do we need diving suits
on top of the ice?

If we're lucky,
the lights will come and take us under.

Whatever they are, they're clever.

When they went after the boy,

they waited until he was away
from the crowds. By himself.

What?

Did you say something?

Question is, how?

Doctor?

Doctor?

Doctor!

Bingo!

Stop, I know you!

You're the cheat. I love your work!

That sound it made.

I couldn't hear you, but that noise...

It was like I felt it in my bones,
you know?

It sounded like... Like...

Despair.

Loneliness.

A prisoner in chains.

That guy, he said he caught
the fish himself.

I bought a pie off that guy. Fish pie.

Oh, hello!

Aren't they magnificent.

I ate that pie. I liked that pie.

Definitely not carnivores.

Which means you're co-operating
with the creature.

Providing for him.
What do you get in return, hmm?

What did it take for you
to evolve into that?

The creature. Do you reckon
that's what's making London so cold?

Very possibly.

What kind of alien messes
with the weather?

You assume it's alien.

- Of course it's alien.
- Alien, terrestrial... It's irrelevant.

The real question is,
who's keeping it in those chains?

And perhaps our friend here
can answer that.

Who are ya? What do you want with me?

The coin trick, just tell me
how to do it, please.

Okay, not the time.

Have you ever seen a man around here
with a tattoo of a ship?

What's that face? Is that a no?

Or are you against tattoos?
I'm against tattoos, too.

I think that we are bonding.

We're stood by the docks
and you just asked me

if I've ever seen a man
with a tattoo of a ship.

- Exactly.
- Fair point.

- What point?
- Forget the tattoos.

Have you seen anyone
acting suspiciously since the freeze?

Well, there's the dredges.

The dredges?

- There's a workhouse up river.
- Hurry up!

There's men out there
patrolling all hours.

Be quick about it!

- What are they dredging for?
- Let's find out.

How we getting in?

You work for the palace.

Haven't heard that one in a while.

Oy. How'd you get through here?

A-ha. At last, someone in authority.

Oh, I... I do apologise, sir.

Does Lord Sutcliffe know you're here?

Does Lord Sutcliffe know we're here?

Does Lord Sutcliffe know we're here?

- Lord Sutcliffe insisted we come.
- Hmm.

- Oh, that Lord Sutcliffe, yes.
- Mmm.

There's no arguing with Sutcliffe
when he puts his foot down.

You better show us around.

Follow me, sir.

Take it inside!

Why all the fuss?

- It's just mud from the river, isn't it?
- Ah, that's one word for it.

Is this even the right place?

Creature's almost a mile away.

The creature's head
is almost a mile away.

I assume we're now at the other end.

These men, why do we trust them?

- Hired them all myself, sir.
- Ah, and why do I trust you?

Sir?

You understand how important
this is, yes?

It's imperative that no one discovers

where the stuff goes
when it leaves here.

Oh, I know that, sir.

- We use unmarked cars.
- And are they ever followed?

- Oh no, sir.
- Have you checked this personally?

- Oh yes, sir.
- All the way to Hampton?

No, to the steel mill, sir.

- Hampton's code for the steel mill.
- Code?

Yes, we need to use code,
otherwise anyone can walk in here

and get you blabbing away like a fool.

That's a good point, sir.

Now, these men,
what do they know of this material?

No more than I do, sir.

Yes, but you are someone
who knows more than he tells.

I'm not one to speculate.

But you can't help it
because you are a man of intelligence.

Well, they won't let us smoke in here
so I assume it's fuel.

Fuel for the furnaces, sir.

Excellent reasoning.

Lord Sutcliffe appreciates
an inquiring mind.

Well, I keep me ear
to the ground, you know.

And what does the ground say these days?

That this stuff burns
a thousand times longer than coal.

Very good.

Hotter too.
Hotter than they can measure.

Excellent.

First class.

- I'm right, aren't I, sir?
- Oh, there's no stopping you.

You keep this up, and you won't be
working in this yard for very long.

- Oh, you think not?
- Oh, I can almost guarantee it.

You know what else they say?

They say it even burns under water.

No sh...

So, this guy has a pet monster
that turns people into fuel

and we're just walking up at his door?

That's his door, this is us walking.

If we're going to stop him,
I need to know where he started.

- Meaning?
- Which planet.

Which planet?

- So, you think Sutcliffe is an alien?
- Possibly.

Because the creature is an alien.

It certainly appears to be producing
fuel suitable for interstellar travel.

By the way, Bill...

- I need you to leave the talking to me.
- Why?

Because you have a temper.

Okay, well,
I lost it a tiny bit.

You're about to meet a man,
alien or otherwise,

for whom human beings are raw material.

Who grinds up children for profit.

What we're here for is one thing.
Information.

You get that with diplomacy and tact,
charm, if necessary.

Okay-

I get it.

Always remember, Bill.
Passion fights, but reason wins.

Dr Disco from the Fairford Club.

Obviously, one aspires to membership

but to actually be considered for...

Who... Who let this creature in here?

On your feet, girl,
in the presence of your betters.

He's human. Thirty-one years of age.
Low in iron.

Yeah, that was pretty convincing racism
for an extra-terrestrial.

My thoughts exactly.

Oh, hello. Er, can I just say
this is very unlike me.

- I don't normally do this.
- Er, yeah, he was aiming for charming.

Basically.

Well...

You're not from the Fairford Club.

The creature in the river,
where did it come from?

Who the devil are you people?

- Where did it come from?
- Nowhere.

It's always been there.

The secret's been passed down
in the family since...

I don't know when.

As far back as records go.

And tell me, do you also keep a record
of how many it's killed?

Please.

People know the ice is dangerous,

yet they will insist
on their festivities.

That's hardly my fault.

Don't sell yourself short.

This is the biggest Frost Fair
in decades.

- That's down to you.
- It is?

Man holding me has a tattoo
on his left hand.

That's not all, is it?

The circus performers,
the elephant, it's all you.

I made the most of the situation.

It's the first proper freeze
it's caused in years.

Why? Production down, huh?

Not enough people dying.

Girl, you show the ignorance
of all your kind.

Without that beast,
my mills would rely on coal mines.

Men die in coal mines all the time.

I preferred it when you were alien.

When I was...

Well, that explained
the lack of humanity.

What makes you so sure
that your life is worth more

than those people out there on the ice?

Is it the money?
The accident of birth

that put you inside the big,
fancy house?

I help move this country forward.

I move this empire forward.

Human progress
isn't measured by industry.

It's measured by the value you
place on a life.

An unimportant life.

A life without privilege.

The boy who died on the river,
that boy's value is your value.

That's what defines an age.
That's what defines a species.

What a beautiful speech.

The rhythm and, and vocabulary...
Quite outstanding.

It's enough to move anyone
with an ounce of compassion.

So it's really not your day, is it?

If they know about the beast,
then others must, too.

We bring the plan forward.

- When, sir?
- Now.

In daylight.

No time for outrage.

Never had time for anything else, right?

Don't be smug.

Smug belongs to me.

Are you really 2,000 years old?

Why?

I just

wanted to know how long it takes

before you can make a speech
like the one you just made.

It's worth the wait.

- Trouble.
- Out!

Get in!

Sit down and shut up!

Could be rum.

Rum came in barrels.

Smell that.

It's homemade rocket fuel
redeployed as explosive.

It's a little reckless, don't you think?

Half the fair disappears into the river.

The secret of your success
won't be a secret any more.

Hardly. The city will pause to mourn

a fireworks display gone
tragically awry,

and the creature will be fed.

By spring, this will be a footnote
in history.

That is progress.

They're bringing the elephant
out presently.

You won't get bigger crowds than that,

so make sure you're off the ice by noon.

Noon?

There's no way you can keep us here
that long.

We'll just scream our heads off.

- No, no, please, please, please...
- Help!

Sixpence to the waterman...

If you're quite finished,
I could use some help.

What are you...

- Sonic screwdriver. Inside pocket.
- Oh. Okay.

Can you...

- Yes! Yes!
- Okay.

Okay.

Um, Doctor...

Huh?

Oh, hello.

- How are you doing that?
- Er... Er...

Sonic screwdriver.

It makes a noise.

That's how the fish choose their victim.

That's how they know they've isolated
someone on the ice.

Erm, better question,
why are you doing that?

Just... just a little more.

What are you...

Give me that!

What the...

Turn it off.
There's a button on the side.

Here! Give it here!

I'm afraid it has a knack to it.

Bill?

- Miss Potts, I need you with me.
- I... I...

Things to do, Bill, decisions to make.
What are we going to do about Tiny?

- Tiny?
- The creature.

The Loch Ness monster.
The naughty little mermaid.

Are we just going to leave
her down there?

Well, we can't set her free.

She could burst up out of the water
and eat a hundred people

right off of South Bank.

- She could eat half of London!
- She might. It's a risk.

- So, what do you want to do, Bill?
- We already know the answers.

- Why are you even asking?
- I don't know the answers.

Only idiots know the answers.

But if your future is built
on the suffering of that creature,

what's your future worth?

Why is it up to me?

Because it can't be up to me.

Your people, your planet I serve
at the pleasure of the human race,

and right now, that's you.
Give me an order.

Not long till noon.

I need an order.

Save her.

I'll take care of this,
you get everyone off the ice.

- Need help. Need it now. You in?
- Where's your friend?

- Not here.
- What's he doing?

Not sure, but whatever it is,
I don't think we're going to miss it.

The thaw! The thaw is here!

A lady fell through the ice!

Quick! Get to the shore!

The ice is melting!

It's a mistake! The ice isn't melting!

I swear to you. There's no thaw!

Argh!

The ice is melting!

Quickly, quickly. That's it.

Come on! Hurry! Come on!

Something's happened.
They've got the word out.

We blow it now.

Not yet.

- The ice is melting!
- Harriet.

- Run.
- But there's still people...

Forget them. There's no time.

Kitty?

Run.

Now!

What?

Out of my way!

Quick! Get to the shore!

Doctor! Doctor!

Bill!

Bill!

You did it!

She's free!

Go.

Where will she go?

Somewhere cold, I imagine.

Hopefully, she's smart enough
to avoid you lot now.

You... What if she isn't?

What if we just, like, doomed Greenland?

I'll check in on Greenland.

How long is she?

Aw...

Can you hear that?

Hattie, look!

No pinching anything, you hear me?

And no staring like gapeseeds
when the lady talks peculiar.

It's rude.

Get a load of you lot!
Cute house. Come in.

You gonna tell us what we're here for?

A very long time I hope.

Go on!

Eat as much as you like.

Er, you boy, remind me,
what's your name?

Perry.

Perry. His name's Perry. Why?

Er, apparently, Lord Sutcliffe's
long-lost heir can't be a girl.

We must have
changed something, right?

I mean, people saw a monster
in the Thames.

Oh, it doesn't look any different.

All right.

Here you go.

Here's your tea.

And I put a bit of coffee in it as well
just to give it some flavour.

See? It's much better
when you stick to your oath.

Oh, sir, no. This is unacceptable.
This is beyond unacceptable.

- This is naughty.
- Language.

I don't get it. "London 1814."

"Monster." "Sea creature." "Serpent."

"Really, really big fish." Nothing.

Sir, you said you wouldn't be
going off-world.

Do these look like off-world
clothes to you?

But, sir, you said
you'd be coming back to your office.

Look. Here I am.

I'm in my office. I'm drinking my tea,
in my specially-chosen tea clothes.

I don't understand.

How could it not have
been headline news?

Never underestimate
the collective human ability

to overlook the inexplicable.

Also, the Frost Fair involved
a lot of day drinking. May I?

You can always rely upon the papers
to miss a headline.

"Shock as steel fortune
is passed to street urchin."

Sir, we need to talk. Your oath.

- Give us a coin.
- What?

"The new Lord Sutcliffe was found
starving on London's streets."

"Inheritance was contested."

Everyone got super mad.
Blah, blah, blah...

"Urchin boy deemed legitimate."

Oh, my God, it worked!

You did it. You saved them.

You did.

- You gave the order, boss.
- Sir...

Give me a coin.

We'll toss for it.

Heads the TARDIS stays put...

Tails...

You leave me alone.

Leave him alone.

Chance would be a fine thing.

Leave me alone.

How's about that for a new idea?

Never asked to be reassembled, did I?

Knocking.

What's that about?

No one's gonna open the door
just because you're knocking.

Oh, getting cocky now, are you?

Why? What do you think you know?

What has he told you?

Because yeah,
he might have a little friend now

and yeah, he may be a little
bit distracted,

but I'll tell you something,

I'm still here!

And as long as I'm still here,

you are going nowhere!

Are you looking for somewhere to live?

That's your house?

Sharing, yeah. Six of us.

- How do you get into the tower?
- You don't.

What's that noise?

There's a massive mystery going on.

See you in the morning.

The house is eating people.

No, no, no. There's something in here.

Come back, hey!

You signed the contract.
It's time to pay.