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Is Bridget home?

No, she won't be home until after work.

Is there something I can help you with?

I am planning a surprise birthday party, but only if you can keep a secret.

Sure, come on in. Come sit down.

So, about the birthday party.

Her 30th is going to be pretty special, so I was thinking that we should

probably invite the whole crew.

You know, the neighbors, her friends from college. Yeah, yeah, we should

everybody.

So do you ever wonder what your life would be like if you hadn't made certain

decisions? Like, to be a firefighter, or get Bridget pregnant, or maybe even

marry Bridget at all?

Not be a firefighter, or... Marry Bridget?

No. I can't imagine how dark my life would be without my angel.

What's on your mind, Ivy?

Come on.

We've been friends for a long time now.

I mean... Okay, um... One more question.

What about regrets in life?

Do you ever regret making a certain decision?

Stop with all the rhetorical questions.

What's up?

Can I say what's on my mind, completely unfiltered?

When have you not?

I sometimes look at you.

And I wish I was Bridget.

The way you look at her... You're so deeply in love. And I know that look

because you used to look at me the same way.

Ivy... And I know Bridget is good to you, but... If you just gave me another

chance, I would... You broke up with me.

Remember?

You say we were too young to be serious?

I just needed a few years to realize that letting go is the biggest mistake.

Ivy, Bridget and I, we were meant to be. She wanted

to start a family. She wanted to get married.

She wanted to have kids.

This is making me really uncomfortable.

I don't like your confessions behind my wife's back. I told you I needed a few

years to realize how special what we had was.

Enough.

Grab your stuff. I'm going to show you how.

I should have never left you.

Well, you did.

And I couldn't even take you back if I wanted you.

Hey, gorgeous.

This is a surprise.

Are you going to, like, some costume party?

Oh, my God.

Don't tell me you're going to one of the president's hookers.

Wait. Strike a pose.

I gotta take a picture. Bridget is gonna die.

Say, hush, money.

Well, actually...

These are Bridget's clothes from back in the day.

I found them in the back of my closet.

Can you believe how much of a whore she used to be?

She slept with half the football team and then I had to have my leftovers.

I'm just going to go home and change.

I'll see you tomorrow.

No, we're taking Junior up north for the weekend.

Alright, bye.

See you tomorrow.

Oh my god!

Jesus Christ, not this again.

Why didn't I think of this before?

Thank you, Jesus.

Hey Chad, it's Ivy.

What's up?

My water heater busted.

Is it okay if I come use your shower?

I'm meeting a bunch of women for Northwestern.

Oh, that's my church.

Promise I won't take up too much of your time.

Sure, you can come over.

Okay.

Don't you recognize me?

Of course, you just, you look, uh, you look, you...

Modest?

Yeah, come on, I just took the towels out of the dryer, they're still warm.

Chad, you haven't seen me the past couple weeks because I've been making

changes in my life, and you've been my inspiration.

I have?

Well, I know you worship at Northwest, and I can see why now. The people there

are so kind and welcoming, and they let God into their lives so much, and I can

just see how happy they are.

You just really inspired me to let Jesus into my life, in my heart.

Wow. That sounds great.

Did you know that Bridget converted from Catholicism when we got married? But do

you think Bridget really devotes her all to Jesus?

I'm prepared to give my everything to the Lord.

Just like you do. Give your all.

Not just on most Sundays, like Bridget.

But you've inspired me to give my all every single day to the Lord.

You know, that's great.

I mean, every Christian, Bridget included, worships in their own way.

I mean, like for me, I read the Bible, I pray, and I meditate for about an hour

every day.

It's great that you found God again.

Yeah.

Some people say you never really leave God.

Kind of like you never really...

Leave your first love.

Do you believe in deja vu?

Like, a familiar feeling.

Yeah, I've heard it before.

So, like, hypothetically, if you knew your life was going to be terrible

you made a terrible mistake and you really needed to do something to change

so you pray to God and you ask for an opportunity to make it right, and he

you live the same day over and over again.

And tell you right, you're wrong.

Yeah, I would make a great story.

Like that movie with Bill Murray.

What's it called?

Gosh.

You were going to take a shower, right?

Well, I'm pretty tired. I might take a nap.

So you wouldn't mind seeing yourself out if I'm asleep, right?

Sure.

Whoa.

Oh, please don't make a big deal. I just really need your help getting some of

this lotion in the middle of my back.

You okay?

It's just cold.

Feels good.

It reminds me of the old days when you used to massage my back. Do you

You know, this is probably a bad idea. I mean, what if Bridget comes home early?

She's probably going to get the wrong idea.

Oh, Bridget will give me the luxury of your help. I mean, after all, I gave you

to her.

Show it to me.

What?

I know you're a married man. I won't touch it. I just... I know you love her.

I just... I miss seeing you.

It's been so long, I can't remember all the details.

I really... You're not showing me anything I haven't seen. And I promise

touch you. I just... It honestly makes me feel so good that you're still

attracted to me.

Maybe I'll be able to meet a man as wonderful as you one day.

Oh, Ivy, come on.

Please, please, just look at me. You don't have to touch me.

Just look.

Look at how you turn me on.

Just rubbing my back, just being near me.

Please. Just, just a look.

You're beautiful.

Touch yourself.

Come on.

Remember how I used to do it?

I can touch you, but do it how I used to do it.

Come on.

Squeeze it.

Around the tip.

Do you...

Just hide it in between my legs.

Please fuck my thigh.