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{\blur0.6}To Stop
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{\blur0.6\c&H2122E5&\fscx80\fscy80\pos(29.4188.24)}The Yakuzas
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{\blur0.6\c&H2122E5&\fscx80\fscy80\pos(29.2788.49)}The Yakuzas
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{\blur0.6\c&H2122E5&\fscx80\fscy80\pos(29.4388.11)}The Yakuzas
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{\blur0.6\pos(6887)}The Gangsters...
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{\blur0.6\fnPainted\fscx110\fscy68\b0\pos(306246)}I'm now being forced
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{\blur0.6\fnPainted\fscx110\fscy68\b0\pos(290411)}to fake being the boyfriend
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{\blur0.6\fnPainted\fscx110\fscy68\b0\pos(301564)}of the boss's daughter.
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{\blur0.6\fnPainted\fscx110\fscy68\b0\pos(170437)}That's the least of our problems.
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{\blur0.6\fscx150\fscy150\fnblemished\b1\pos(470499)}I never
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{\blur0.6\fscx150\fscy150\b1\fnblemished\pos(177344)}knew
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{\blur0.6\b1\fnblemished\pos(373433)}it would be her.
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Y-Your dad's a gang boss?
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And you're the heir to a yakuza syndicate?
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This is the boss of the Beehive gangster outfit.
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Ardelt Kirisaki-Wagner and his daughter Miss Kirisaki Chitoge!
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I've heard all about you from your father.
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It's great to finally meet you Raku-kun.
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No no no no!
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I'm never getting together with this guy! Absolutely not!
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That's right Dad! It'll never work out with a maniac like her!
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That's great and all but it's the only way we can prevent this war.
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And besides...
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Mistress!
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What?
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I've found you Mistress!
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So it's true. These Shuei-gumi rats really did kidnap you!
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C-Claude!
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Fear not Mistress.
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As an executive leader of the beehive your protection is my highest priority!
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Therefore I've taken it upon myself to come rescue you!
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Well well if it isn't one of the Beehive's top dogs!
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Don'tcha think you're way outta line?
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I've been goin' easy on you so far but...
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This time around you'll get no mercy!
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You **** apes!
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I'll teach you what happens to guys who mess with our precious Mistress!
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Look calm down kiddo.
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I think there's been a misunderstanding!
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Hm? B-Boss! What are you doing here?
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Nobody kidnapped the girl. You couldn't be further from the truth.
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In fact...
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These two are head-over-heels for each other!
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What...
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What?!
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Boss.
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Is this true?
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Of course! And we've given them our blessing.
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Young Master! You've finally snagged yourself a girlfriend eh?
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Oh man we've been worried about you for the longest time!
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Not having a single girlfriend at your age...
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This calls for a celebration!
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Well hey... um...
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Mistress!
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Y-Yes?
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You've grown up and I've failed to even notice!
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My dear Mistress over the years I've guarded you you've become a fine young lady!
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I wouldn't be your Claude if I weren't overcome with joy!
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Uh... no... You were never "mine"...
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This changes everything!
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For you Young Master we'll gladly declare a ceasefire!
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Same goes for us.
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Let us throw our full support behind her so that she may date him peacefully!
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H-Hey hold up you guys! Since when are we a couple?
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Why should I have to date this gorilla woman?
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Th-That's right! Who'd want to date this bean sprout?
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Hey punk.
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Did I hear you wrong? You didn't really call our lady a gorilla woman did you?
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You bastard!
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What do you think you're doing to our Young Master?
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If you touch a single hair on his head you're a dead man.
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Hey Young Master.
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Are you two... really boyfriend and girlfriend?
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Th-This is bad.
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Wh-What now? What do we do about this?!
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Don't ask me!
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At this point playing along is our only option!
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It's all or nothing now! We'll have to fake it!
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{\blur0.8\c&H141414&\fnFOT-Seurat Pro DB-Mikakunin\b9000\fscx404.53\fscy404.53\q2\pos(642.54113.88)}It's all or nothing now! We'll have to fake it!
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{\blur0.8\c&H141414&\fnFOT-Seurat Pro DB-Mikakunin\b9000\fscx150.02\fscy150.02\q2\pos(639.25291.78)}It's all or nothing now! We'll have to fake it!
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{\blur0.8\c&H141414&\fnFOT-Seurat Pro DB-Mikakunin\b9000\fscx150\fscy150\q2\pos(638.6259.33)}It's all or nothing now! We'll have to fake it!
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{\blur0.8\c&H141414&\fnFOT-Seurat Pro DB-Mikakunin\b9000\fscx150.02\fscy150.02\q2\pos(617.43273.33)}It's all or nothing now! We'll have to fake it!
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{\blur0.8\c&H141414&\fnFOT-Seurat Pro DB-Mikakunin\b9000\fscx150.01\fscy150.01\q2\pos(638.78259.61)}It's all or nothing now! We'll have to fake it!
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{\blur0.8\c&H141414&\fnFOT-Seurat Pro DB-Mikakunin\b9000\fscx150\fscy150\q2\pos(633.94267.8)}It's all or nothing now! We'll have to fake it!
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{\blur0.8\c&H141414&\fnFOT-Seurat Pro DB-Mikakunin\b9000\fscx149.99\fscy149.99\q2\pos(639.11259.9)}It's all or nothing now! We'll have to fake it!
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Yeah.
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Of course we're totally hot for each other!
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I meant that she's as strong and sweet as a gorilla!
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I just wanted to show you that our love isn't just {\i1}any{\i0} love.
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Right honey?
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Oh there you go again darling!
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Don't confuse them like that!
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But of course that's what I love about you—your skin's as snow-white as a bean sprout!
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My darling!
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Well how 'bout that? So you two are head-over-heels in love after all?
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How did we end up like this?
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Can't you see it's no use complaining?
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There's no way we're getting out of this now.
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I know we're a couple now but what are we supposed to do?
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How should I know?
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It's not like I've ever dated anyone before.
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Neither have I for your information. Not once!
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Really?
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W-Well what can I say?
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I'm not so good at things like romance.
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I don't really get it.
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Hey.
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Thanks for finding this by the way.
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It would've been awkward if we broke it off like that. That's all.
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Well now you can go ahead and show me your eternal gratitude!
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So what's the story?
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I mean it really seems important to you.
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Is it a keepsake from someone who died?
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No someone gave it to me. A long time ago.
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A long time ago?
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When I was a kid... I was traveling overseas with my dad and...
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I got pretty close with this girl I met.
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She told me “We'll meet again”
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and gave this to me as a token of our promise.
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I can't remember her name or what she looked like.
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All I remember is our promise.
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Maybe I'm just hoping that if I hold onto it we might actually meet again.
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I know you hate me for that though.
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Dwelling on the past and all...
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What I hate is the kind of guy who keeps brooding over past mistakes
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and other things that he can't possibly change.
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But I can't say I hate romantic stories like yours.
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Anyway we're gonna do something about this situation ASAP.
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I can't stand the thought of dating you!
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I could say the same you moronic bean sprout!
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Young Master you have a visitor!
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Good mornin' Young Master.
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G'morning!
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Good morning!
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G'morning!
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Good morning!
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G-Good morning darling!
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Sorry to spring this on you
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but would you go on a date with me right now?
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{\fad(8000)\blur0.6\pos(914522)\fscx130\fscy130\3c&H000000&\c&H000000&\1a&HFF&\bord4\alpha&HA0&\t(755800\alpha&HA0&)}Episode 2: Encounter
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{\fad(8000)\blur0.6\pos(909517)\fscx130\fscy130\3c&HFFF6EF&\c&HFFF6EF&\1a&HFF&\bord4\t(755800\1a&H00&)}Episode 2: Encounter
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{\bord0\fad(8000)\blur0.6\pos(909517)\fscx130\fscy130\c&HFF7011&\3c&HFFF6EF&}Episode 2: Encounter
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A—
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A date?
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Why should we?
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Why you say?
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Because that's what couples do!
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{\blur0.6\c&H2E2E33&\fnYryr minc R\b1\fscx40\fscy45\pos(640688)\frz2.3}Caution
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{\blur0.6\c&H6130F2&\org(53157)\frz7.48\fscx45\fscy45\frx358\fry2\pos(350197)}Beware of Stalkers
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Oh jeez what have I done to deserve this?
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We're not getting out of this remember?
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What are we going to do?
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Don't look at me I don't have a clue!
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Isn't it the guy's job to escort the girl around?
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You really are thoughtless!
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You really know how to piss someone off at every turn.
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{\i1}That said I've never really gotten up close and personal with a girl let alone gone on a date with one.
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{\i1}How should I know what to do on a date?
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{\i1}Wait a sec.
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{\i1}Of all the dates with Onodera that I've fantasized about
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{\i1}the ideal one had us sitting at a fashionable café and talking to each other
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{\i1}then going to see a movie together
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{\i1}eating dinner together
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{\i1}and finally taking a walk in a gorgeous park together.
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What {\i1}is{\i0} this? So gross!
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What kind of crappy beans are these? Are you all retarded?
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Ugh! How can you live with yourselves charging 600 yen for this!
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What's this? Could this meat be any more rubbery?
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Still tastes okay though. One more right now!
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I want to see this!
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{\blur0.6\fnIwata New Gothic Pro E-CP\c&H3D32C6&\fscx50\fscy50\pos(668146)}Truck
Destroyer
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I saw the commercial and it has the mother of all explosion scenes! Looks rad!
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No we have to see this one!
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{\blur0.6\fnIwata New Gothic Pro E-CP\c&HFCFFDE&\fscx50\fscy50\pos(694276)\frz3.48\b1}Meow
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It's a four-handkerchief tearjerker and it's a current blockbuster!
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Well I guess this is what couples usually watch.
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{\i1}She's already asleep!
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{\i1}Despite everything...
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{\i1}Even a girl like her...
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{\i1}can look kind of cute when she's asleep.
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{\i1}As long as she's not talking or moving.
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{\i1}Well just a tiny bit.
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I'm thirsty. Go buy me some juice!
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Right now!
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What?
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{\i1}I take it back! She's not cute at all!
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Hey hey! Yeah you!
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You're pretty cute!
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Hey you free? Wanna go to a café with us?
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Unfortunately I happen to be waiting for someone right now.
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Wait a bean sprout's technically a vegetable...
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What are you talking about? You're funny aren't you?
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Look just hang out with us 'kay?
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We'll show you a great time!
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You ignoring us?
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Oh come on we know you're alone.
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What's wrong? Your boyfriend stand you up?
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Poor thing! We'll take good care of you!
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Gotta say you do have an amazing ass!
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It's turning me on!
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Wait you're half-Japanese aren't you? Did your friends ditch you?
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Hey we get it. We get it.
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Don't worry we'd never do that to you. You understand Japanese?
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Hello! Hello!
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Oh hey! My apologies.
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See she still doesn't understand a word of Japanese!
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What the...
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My bad. Sorry to keep you waiting Kirisaki!
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Come on let's get out of here. This way this way!
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Wait...
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Where do you think you're going?
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Why did you stop me?
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Were you trying to play the hero who saves the girl from the bad guys?
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I hate to break it to you but in two seconds those guys could've been—
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That's not the point!
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You need to pick your battles! That's all!
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Don't get the wrong idea. I'm not defending those guys.
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If you whale on creeps who aren't even worth whaling on
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that's as good as admitting you're on their level!
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Don't be such a lame-ass!
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What the... Who are you to talk to me like that?
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You don't have to tell me! As if I'd ever give those guys the time of day!
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{\i1}It might have been for the briefest moment
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{\i1}but for the first time in my life I held hands with a girl.
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Oh for crying out loud.
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I knew it'd be like this! This date sucks!
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Not only did you bore me to death but you had to start lecturing me too!
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Talk about a buzz-kill.
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{\i1}Excuse{\i0} me?
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Even so...
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I wouldn't really call it the worst of the worst.
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On a scale of 1-100 today's date
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after adding in double bonus points...
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I guess I'll give you a score of 1.
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Where are you going?
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To the restroom. Don't ask why retard!
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{\i1}For the first time in my life
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{\i1}I let a guy lead me by the hand.
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{\i1}I was so careless!
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I really can't seem to figure her out. What's her deal?
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Seriously!
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Oh man if only I was on a date with Onodera!
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That would totally be a dream come true!
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Did you say my name?
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Wh-What a surprise!
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I just saw you and was about to say hi.
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Did you see me first?
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What are you doing here?
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O... O...
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Onodera!
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What are you doing here Ichijou-kun?
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Wh-What am {\i1}I{\i0} doing? What about yourself Onodera?
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Me? I just finished shopping with my friends so I'm on my way home.
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This is quite the surprise!
283
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I was about to say hi and surprise you
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but then all of a sudden you said my name first!
285
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W-Well hey I was just...
286
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What... were you thinking about?
287
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So anyway something's off about them you see?
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Yeah... I'm getting the same vibe.
289
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The two of 'em are acting weird.
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Yeah like there's no sign of them being all into each other like they were at the Yakuza's house..
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They're like an unnatural couple.
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Plus they were arguing and all which raises more suspicions.
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{\i1}N-Not good...
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{\i1}This is bad!
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{\i1}We have to do something or all of today's suffering will have been for nothing!
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{\i1}Time to really lay it on thick!
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Oh darling! Thanks for being patient!
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So sorry! I took way longer than I thought.
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Ki... Kirisaki-san?
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Huh? Did she just call you... "darling"?
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Uh... Um... Let's see...
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If she's calling you darling then that means...
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You two are... uh... dating each other?
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N-No no no!
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Why would I be dating her?!
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Yeah! That's right! Who'd ever date him?
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{\i1}N-No good!
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{\i1}Everyone's...
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{\i1}watching!
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{\i1}But I don't want Onodera to think we're dating!
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{\i1}I can't let that happen! But... what am I supposed to do?
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Hey.
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That's right!
314
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We just started going out the other day!
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I'm telling you he's totally smitten with me!
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{\i1}K-Kirisaki!
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Come on! Play along with me!
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I know it's embarrassing in front of a classmate
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but what else can we do?!
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{\i1}Yeah! If it were just any classmate I'd play out of this role!
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{\i1}Anybody but Onodera... Just not Onodera!
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I-I see. What a surprise. I had no idea!
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{\i1}D-**** it! What am I supposed to do?
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Right? Isn't that right darling?
325
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What? Who's smitten?!
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I have no clue what she's talking about!
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Oh come on! I just had a lovely dinner with my darling.
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It wasn't my idea!
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She insisted she wanted to eat meat!
330
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Would you believe this boy? Every single weekend he asks me to the movies.
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I just happened to have tickets that's all!
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Not to mention I'm actually the type who prefers to go alone.
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Look! I'm warning you knock it off!
334
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And anyway this girl drools while she dozes off at the movies you know!
335
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Hey I almost forgot.
336
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I just remembered something I have to do! Gotta run darling!
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See you later Onodera!
338
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What? Oh right.
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Are you sure you want to let Kirisaki-san run off by herself?
340
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Yeah it's all right. I'll catch up soon enough.
341
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{\i1}Everything makes sense now.
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{\i1}Although I wasn't able to trip them up today I'm convinced now!
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{\i1}There's definitely something fishy going on.
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{\i1}Just you wait you little scumbag twerp!
345
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{\i1}I'll personally crush any fly that gets near the Mistress!
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H-Hey listen Onodera... We're...
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Not really like that okay? The truth is we're not a coup—
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I get it Ichijou-kun.
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You don't have to say any more okay?
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I totally understand.
351
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You shouldn't deny it though.
352
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Even if you're just hiding your embarrassment
353
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but you might hurt Kirisaki-san's feelings.
354
00:16:18,950 --> 00:16:21,790
Wh-Wh... Hiding my embarrassment?
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Yes.
356
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I think you two are perfect together!
357
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It's so obvious that you're infatuated with each other!
358
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{\i1}N-Not good! She's totally convinced that we're a couple!
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{\i1}Why are the gods subjecting me to such an ordeal?
360
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Oh sorry! You were in the middle of a date right?
361
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I'll be on my way.
362
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Wait... No... Um...
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{\i1}Right.
364
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{\i1}Now's the perfect chance. We're alone.
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O-Onodera!
366
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Yes?
367
00:16:52,070 --> 00:16:54,700
Is it all right if I ask you just one question?
368
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Have... Have you ever...
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I was wondering if you'd ever seen this pendant before yesterday.
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Like maybe when you were little.
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00:17:24,810 --> 00:17:27,600
No. Never. Not once.
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All right I have to go now okay? You'd better not keep Kirisaki-san waiting
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Ichijou-kun!
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My bad!
375
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Sorry I kept you waiting Kirisaki!
376
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How dare you show your face gutter-bug!
377
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What do you think you're doing?
378
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Do you have any idea how humiliating that was?!
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But you on the other hand!
380
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I know that so just hear me out...
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Here this is for you.
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385
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What is it?
386
00:18:05,810 --> 00:18:08,350
Well it's a... um... you know!
387
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My way of apologizing.
388
00:18:10,900 --> 00:18:13,570
Because... I screwed up.
389
00:18:15,110 --> 00:18:16,570
Wow you're more straightforward than you look.
390
00:18:16,570 --> 00:18:18,410
So? What is this anyway?
391
00:18:18,410 --> 00:18:20,450
Yeah well it's called a dorayaki.
392
00:18:21,330 --> 00:18:24,290
It doesn't taste like the ones from my favorite shop
393
00:18:24,290 --> 00:18:26,330
but trust me it's still pretty awesome. Try one!
394
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I hate it.
395
00:18:40,050 --> 00:18:41,050
I'm home!
396
00:18:41,800 --> 00:18:43,930
Welcome back Kosaki!
397
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I used a new recipe for these dorayaki. Do you want to try one?
398
00:18:46,680 --> 00:18:50,060
No I think I'll pass. I'll be in my room.
399
00:19:04,200 --> 00:19:06,080
What do I do now?
400
00:19:07,370 --> 00:19:09,330
I lied to him.
401
00:19:12,210 --> 00:19:14,210
Now what?
402
00:19:14,210 --> 00:19:17,130
Asking him will be all the more difficult.
403
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{\blur0.6\pos(640310)\c&H350BE2&}Ichijou-kun is this type of person
404
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{\blur0.6\pos(640310)\c&H350BE2&}Ichijou-kun is this type of person
405
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{\i1}Together on animal care duty.
406
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You've been taking care of all these animals by yourself?
407
00:19:32,730 --> 00:19:35,730
I have to say you didn't do half bad considering how many there are.
408
00:19:35,730 --> 00:19:39,070
No sweat! They're practically family to me!
409
00:19:39,530 --> 00:19:41,950
I bet you've been waiting for this. Chow time!
410
00:19:43,200 --> 00:19:44,950
How 'bout it? Looks yummy right?
411
00:19:48,870 --> 00:19:51,420
You guys are such a helpless bunch!
412
00:19:51,420 --> 00:19:53,580
Looks more like they hate you.
413
00:19:54,080 --> 00:19:54,840
And so...
414
00:19:54,840 --> 00:19:57,750
Exactly how many animals do you have here?
415
00:19:58,960 --> 00:20:00,970
About ninety if I had to say?
416
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Ninety?! Is this a zoo?!
417
00:20:02,840 --> 00:20:06,050
So like do they all have names?
418
00:20:06,050 --> 00:20:09,140
Yeah some of them. I've only decided on half though.
419
00:20:09,140 --> 00:20:09,850
Only half?
420
00:20:10,350 --> 00:20:13,350
I thought they were your family.
421
00:20:13,350 --> 00:20:16,310
How naïve. It's precisely because they're family!
422
00:20:16,310 --> 00:20:19,610
Naming them is a very delicate process!
423
00:20:21,070 --> 00:20:23,490
What's wrong Divine Spacer Kuniyoshi?
424
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That's too long.
425
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{\blur0.6\pos(640310)\c&H350BE2&}Kirisaki-san is this type of person
426
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Why don't you try naming them then?!
427
00:20:31,660 --> 00:20:33,460
Don't come up with anything funny though.
428
00:20:33,460 --> 00:20:34,880
Me? Name them?
429
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I guess I could.
430
00:20:37,130 --> 00:20:39,130
In that case this little one is...
431
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Probably Number One.
432
00:20:41,840 --> 00:20:43,090
That one is Number Two.
433
00:20:43,090 --> 00:20:44,340
This one is Number Three.
434
00:20:44,340 --> 00:20:45,680
And this one here...
435
00:20:46,090 --> 00:20:47,220
Ah forget it.
436
00:20:47,220 --> 00:20:50,270
At any rate since you're also in charge of raising them
437
00:20:50,270 --> 00:20:52,770
at least get to know the ones that already have names.
438
00:20:53,850 --> 00:20:57,610
Look this is Rodriguez IV the turtle.
439
00:20:57,610 --> 00:21:00,360
Really? I wonder how he'd taste grilled.
440
00:21:00,780 --> 00:21:03,110
And this chicken is Kato the Crusher.
441
00:21:03,110 --> 00:21:05,860
Yeah? Which parts are the juiciest?
442
00:21:08,070 --> 00:21:08,990
What?
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