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TheCockMarket .com I like being agreed

with, okay?

It's November.

Oh, did you ask Molly out?

Yeah.

Oh, what happened?

Oh, come here.

She said no.

It's a stupid idea. I don't know why I thought it would work.

I'm just not meant to have women ever.

It's not something...

I'm just hitting you. No.

Come on.

Come here.

You're so nice.

It was a great idea.

It's true.

It's not about you.

You're so dumb.

it just like she would ever go out with me like come on like what are you

thinking here right like me her yeah there

there are so many girls way cooler than that chick who want to go out with

you like yeah okay

It's real nice of you to say, but we know it's true. Aside from you and my

there's not a person out there who would say they love me.

You know, like... Doesn't that count?

And I do?

I guess.

No,

but I mean, it's different.

I love counts even more.

Meet me here.

5 a .m.

5 a .m.? Yeah.

Trust me.

What happens at 5 a .m.? I have a secret I want to share with you.

What kind of secret?

It's a surprise.

Will you meet me?

Yeah.

It's pretty early.

Maybe I should head to bed.

Maybe you should.

Thanks. See you at five.

Yeah.

Thanks.

Sleep. You too.

Uh...

Good night.

Good night.

Sorry.

See you at five.

See you at five.

Oh, she's never very well in time, I guess.

Maybe I should go to bed. Maybe I should go to bed.

Or maybe, you know, I'll just turn the light off.

Turn this light off.

Nobody will know I'm in here.

And you can hear her come back to you. That's good. Okay.

Let's see. Okay.

Sit here.

Anyway, do you like me?

That's better at least.

That one's still going.

Opal?

What? Okay.

Wait.

Oh!

What the hell?

How'd you get back there? Isn't it all boxes?

No, dude.

So we can clear it out.

What? When?

Yeah, sure.

Let me get the ladder.

I thought you ditched me.

I thought it was a surprise.

Why am I up at five in the morning?

Nice and dark and quiet.

It is dark.

How long have you been coming up here for?

A few months now.

How

often

are you in here?

Sometimes it's oftenness every day.

It's a nice place to be by myself.

I hang out in here, too, sometimes.

What? Not up here, but I hang out in here sometimes.

Yeah?

Have you ever, uh, seen

me hanging out in here?

A few times.

Oh, my God, do you...

Why wouldn't you... I think Tank's awake.

What? I think Tank's awake.

You don't hear him barking?

I hear your voice a little bit, then. Oh, I don't mind.

Oh, he's freaking out.

Oh, God.

It's a nice thing, though. Like, you and...

Mom and dad have all come in here a bunch of times, not from up here.

Nobody, nobody notices.

You were looking for me for a while. You heard my voice.

You couldn't find me.

You don't think I'm weird for what I do?

Like, I wouldn't if I knew you were watching or something, you know?

It's like, it's...

I do plenty of my own weird shit back here.

Yeah? Yeah.

I'd probably do weird shit if I had a space like this too.

It's very private.

And it's scariest when someone's hanging out in the backyard.

Because they can see you maybe.

Tank.

Is that the same nightgown you've had since you were six?

Maybe. It doesn't even cover your bum.

Well, at that age where they're not really supposed to anymore.

What?

When are nightgowns not supposed to cover your bum?

Start having boyfriends and shit?

Don't tell me about that. Come on now.

Does it bother you?

Well, I mean, you're my sister. I'm supposed to, like, protect you from evil

boys and their, you know, giant, horrible penises and whatever.

You like doing stuff with girls, right?

I would, maybe, perhaps, if a girl would touch me.

God, I gotta keep it down.

What's the most you've done with a girl?

Including the movies?

What? Including going to a movie?

Is that it?

It wasn't exactly a movie. It was like a video game premiere.

What? Basically a long advertisement.

I don't understand.

Like, I haven't...

So you've really never kissed a girl before?

Like Tank says, hell no.

Hell nope.

I talk to Tank about it a lot.

Played with the girls.

Nope.

No.

Thank you, Tank.

Yep. Have you ever seen a girl naked?

No, please.

Thank you, Tank.

Yep.

Yep, thank you, Tank.

I'd imagine you'd like to.

Um, yeah, I'd like to.

Next, Mike.

So, anyway, enough about my lack of a love life.

This is cool and all, but why 5 in the morning to show me here?

little hideout.

I don't see what this... I mean, no offense, this is fun, and I'm glad you

shared it with me, but I don't see what this has to do with Molly or...

Okay. Sure question.

Honestly, I kind of drove me crazy today to

hear you saying that.

You didn't deserve anybody, that you were too hideous, like all that stuff.

Oh, don't worry about it. That's just me being dramatic, you know?

I know, but look, everyone feels like that, and I wanted to

take some time alone with you and tell you

how amazing I think you are.

Anybody would be really lucky to have you.

Do you want to see my secret place?

Um... Yeah, I mean, we're in it, right?

So, it's a little late for that.

We're talking about it so early.

You really must be pretty tired after all.

We're not in it yet.

Okay. Sit tight.

I don't know how you feel about me.

What? What do you mean?

I want you to know that I feel the same way.

And I think it's okay.

This is my secret place.

I'd like you to play with me.

Yes!

He's pretty.