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Hi, I'm Nikki. And I'm Daniel.

We love having a great time. Having great sex.

And of course, each other.

We're traveling all over the U .S. to find out what's new and exciting in the

world of adult toys. We never know where we're going or what we'll get to play

with. Along the way, we'll make some new friends, see some old friends.

And maybe, just maybe, find the perfect sex toy. It's going to be a crazy

adventure. But as long as we're together, we know it's going to be fun.

Thanks. This is Toy Ride.

This season on Toy Ride.

Toy Boy just kind of like sends us an address and we just go.

We're finally in New York. This is a scientific endeavor.

We're going to make one of these.

I could use it as a periscope.

I work on a torch to manipulate glass solid rod.

Interesting.

Definitely your dick.

Oh.

I call this one the extra large vagina.

It's a hands -free vibe.

I'm going to get started without you.

The shit I do for my friends.

You mean we can clone Daniel's dick?

Yes. Holy shit.

I do have kind of a surprise.

Playboy is just going to send us on a tour of the fucking coolest houses they

can find.

We always have the best time with you guys.

It's not every day somebody just jumps into the sex toy industry.

You're still my favorite sex toy, so I'm bringing you along for the ride.

Toy ride.

Don't tickle me.

Sorry.

I'm not sorry.

You're an asshole.

Sometimes.

We don't really have time for this, but I feel like we could maybe squeeze

in.

So?

Dammit.

I mean, are you sure you can stop?

Okay, all right.

Okay, check yours.

Wait, come here.

Let's see.

Collada.

Collada.

Hi, your next stop is Luscious Playthings in Scottsdale, Arizona.

Playthings. Please let us know you got this.

We got it, all right? We fucking got it.

What was the thing?

Did they send it to you?

I'm checking.

Luscious playthings.

Luscious playthings. Luscious.

Luscious. That doesn't ring a bell.

Yeah, I got nothing on that.

What does luscious plaything make? I'm trying to decide if I've seen that brand

anywhere. It doesn't sound familiar. I can't get over the word luscious.

What does luscious make you think of? Two different contexts.

I think luscious as like a food -consuming luscious, like the fruit was

luscious and plump and all that stuff. And then I've also heard it, without

being offensive to anyone, I've also heard...

kind of a stereotyped version of a black lady, a BBW, so to speak. And for some

reason it's stuck.

So now somebody says luscious, I just think of a big, beautiful black woman.

Does it look like we're definitely in a residential neighborhood?

Yeah, I'm very confused about where exactly.

If we show up and it's just some guy's house and some dude named Bob comes

he's like, yeah, I make sure it's my basement.

Playboy. It's a dead end. Holy shit.

They're sending us down a dead end street.

Just in case there is a creepy garage full of something that wants to kill us.

Maybe an escape route.

Like, quick escape.

I'm going to back in. Yeah, I'm definitely going to back in.

Just in case. Just in case. I mean, I'm sure... I'm sure it's fine.

Playboy wouldn't do this to us, question mark?

How are you guys doing? I'm Ryan.

I'm Daniel.

Hi, I'm Nikki. Hi, nice to meet you. How are you doing? Come on in. Okay.

Can I tell you a story, actually?

So, Playboy just kind of, like, sends us an address. Like, we get, like, a

company name and an address, and that's it. And we just hit the road, and we

just go.

And we showed up at, like, the neighborhood.

Not a warehouse district, but a neighborhood. Right, right. It's a

going to be a house.

And then we turn down your street and you're like, it's a fucking house. We're

going to get murdered from this basement.

So we backed into your driveway so we could run away from you in case you were

creepy. But now we're good.

This is delicious, by the way, so thank you. Thanks. Working from home, I knew

that you would probably be like, oh, hey.

So what do you do? I work on a torch to manipulate glass of solid rod.

Interesting. I actually make a wide array of products.

There's a lot of anal.

stuff that I do. I have traditional style dildos that are sculpted to look

a penis and abstract ones that we call probes. How did you get into that? I

started in the paraphernalia business actually back in the late 90s and the

girlfriend I had at the time requested that I make her an anal plug and she

liked it. She showed her friends and they all wanted one so the word kind of

out and I was doing it word of mouth like that and I started selling them

also. Do your friends and family all know that you hang out at your house all

day making dildos and animal plugs?

Yep. They've all purchased pieces from me. If you want to go outside and see my

setup, go on out.

So this is where Adam is.

This is where I do most of the work. This is my torch. It's mounted to the

benchtop. It looks like a jet engine. Right.

Space gun does something.

Laser gun. Space gun, it does. It runs on propane and oxygen.

And these are my little kilns. You put your hand over there, you can feel the

heat coming out.

Oh, yeah. This thing's super hot. For sure. So I made these little glass plugs

to fill the hole. Aren't you handy?

More MacGyver, yeah. You have a lot of pieces out over here. I probably have

most styles and sizes of anybody making this.

That's a traditional dildo, and then I have more abstract.

Ones like this, where it's more designed for G -spot stimulation.

Here's another style texture with just some raised bumps. Great texture.

And I don't know if you can see that, but see how it's kind of iridescent when

turn it? That's 24 karat gold.

And it's fascinating that you can see the iridescent gold of it.

I could use it as a periscope. That's the biggest dildo that I make. It's inch

and three -quarter diameter rod.

Yeah, this is heavy. This is big.

Hi, Dan.

You can see my eye?

This was made by Scott at Anticipation USA.

Oh, wow.

It's a plug, but it doubles as a handle. Right. So you can plug somebody first,

and then they can...

Have a pretty unicorn tail later.

That's amazing.

It's fucking beautiful. Like, you can feel the quality of the piece. I think

that's what's impressive about it. It's heavy.

I understand what you mean about the bigger the piece, the heavier it is

you are having to work it. Can we see actually, like, how that would work?

how you actually have to hold it and deal with it in your design?

Sure, cool.

So, brace yourselves.

I'm going to stand back here.

Okay, here we go.

Wow!

You're the most lopsided ball I've ever seen. That's okay. You did it, though.

Daniel, you look really sexy in a flat. Thank you.

You're doing such a good job, baby.

That is terrible.

So what did you guys think?

I think it's fucking amazing.

It's hard, though. You make it look much easier than it is. I actually made you

guys a couple pieces to take home.

Oh, my gosh. Oh, wow. We get to take that one home. We get to take it home.

It might be a little big. Beautiful, though. Here's the finished product of

your piece was supposed to look.

Amazing. Thank you. Try that out.

Well, I do appreciate the tour and the demonstration.

It was amazing. Thank you so much. You're welcome. This is incredible. It's

pleasure. Grab your toys. Grab your toys.

I do appreciate it. You're welcome.

I got all the dicks.

Literally. Ryan is, like, just so sweet. He was so nervous.

And he's so adorable. Very endearing.

And he's fucking great at that. Like, those pieces, especially the ones that

got to take home, are beautiful.

They're beautiful.

I'm not going to lie. His torch is fucking awesome.

I like that thing.

Like, our inner pyro kids were like, what?

Fire. Fire.

It was really fun.

It's very cold.

It's good for you.

It's very goofy.

I'm not warm.

I'm sorry, I don't speak pineapple.

Well, now we've missed the moment completely.

Uh -oh, wait.

What?

Fair lady, speak pineapple.

It's been... Oh.

Hey, Al's calling me. What?

Let's see what... What's up?

Hey, Al.

Hello. Hello.

It's Sparkle. What are you guys doing?

We heard that we're in the same state as Nikki.

Are you guys in Scottsdale right now?

Yeah. Fuck yeah. Okay, cool.

Yeah, there's a couple cool places we want to check out. We want to know if

guys are free.

Fuck yeah.

Yeah. Send us an address. We'll meet you.

Absolutely. Sounds awesome. Okay, we'll send you an address. We'll meet up soon.

Okay, cool. Wait, do you guys have plans like tonight, later?

Cool. We have this baller fucking how.

You guys should just plan to come back with us, and you can crash here tonight,

and we'll just hang out.

Okay, I'll talk to you later.

Well, good.

Cool. See you in a bit. Okay, bye, guys.

Bye.

Yes,

that makes me happy.

Okay, fuck, now we've got to, like, get going again.

Hey, guys.

How's it going?

What's up, what's up?

Hi, sir.

How's it going?

Awesome, awesome.

What are we doing? We have something awesome today. I'm so glad you guys

make it. You ready?

Let's go. Let's go.

Oh, snap.

Oh, my God. This is... Yeah, this is going to be fun.

Okay, so I want to be like... I'm a rootin' kickin' trailblazin' cowboy.

Yes, just hit.

Go on.

That's it right there.

Nikki,

what are you thinking next?

Like up?

One, two, three, cut.

Props and no books. Do you mean undergarments or negatives?

Shit I do for my friends.

That's super helpful.

I

didn't

see another one!

Where did you find naked?

I got a scarf.

almost burned ourselves alive.

Why? It's not sexy. It's the glass blowing.

So I keep calling it glass blowing, but he's not blowing it. He's literally like

using it. Spinning glass. It's spinning, yeah.

Oh, my God. Look at that. We can show you actually.

Packages. So do we want to start big or small?

Start small.

Start small.

Let's build up to it. Okay.

Point number one. Oh, wow. Point number one.

It's like it would hit a good spot. The curve of it is intended to help hit G

-spots. A bit bigger is point number two.

You can start with this side, or you can start with that side. You can escalate

up to that.

The third one he gave us is a bit intimidating.

So he based this off of your cock, is that how that works?

No, they sent him pictures of yours.

Wow, this is heavy.

I could knock somebody out with this shit.

It's like a weapon.

Wait, are your pants already unzipped over here? No, it's just the optical

illusion. You're a liar. It's just the tip.

It's just the tip.

Have you seen this one?

Wow.

I wanted to get more comfortable.

So at this point, you should just take it off.

Wow.

I'll check out the important part. Good job.

It fits.

That's true.

I just want to try to relate to you. What? I want to try to talk.

I can help with that.

Thank you.

Otherwise, you can just... Yeah.

You ready for it? Oh my God.

Fuck. Oh my god.

Where do you want that?

I want you right up there. Can I just lay you back? You can wrap your legs

around me.

Dan,

if I hand you the sticker, are you going to keep it warm?

Yeah.

Yeah? Mm -hmm.

I don't even want to know how you're going to do that.

Don't do it.

Thank you.

Thank you for the invite. That was awesome.

That was awesome.

Wait, kissing.

Sorry.

We're so cheesy.

So now thanks.

I'm sorry.

Hi. Hi.

How you doing? How you doing?

How you doing?

To find out more about the toys featured in this episode, go to ToyRideTV .com.

It's huge. Oh, don't. It's huge. See, now you're ready for the big black one.

The glass was much bigger.

Yeah, the glass was much bigger.

I don't think so.

It's called Luscious Playthings. I know, like, that was luscious. That makes

sense. Yeah, that's a great name for it. Luscious Playthings. Well done.

Good job, Ryan.

Who?

Ryan.

Ryan, yay!

Thanks,

Ryan.