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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,110 --> 00:00:01,930 Hi, I'm Nikki. And I'm Daniel. 2 00:00:02,150 --> 00:00:05,130 We love having a great time. Having great sex. 3 00:00:05,410 --> 00:00:07,230 And of course, each other. 4 00:00:07,830 --> 00:00:11,930 We're traveling all over the U .S. to find out what's new and exciting in the 5 00:00:11,930 --> 00:00:15,810 world of adult toys. We never know where we're going or what we'll get to play 6 00:00:15,810 --> 00:00:19,310 with. Along the way, we'll make some new friends, see some old friends. 7 00:00:19,550 --> 00:00:24,210 And maybe, just maybe, find the perfect sex toy. It's going to be a crazy 8 00:00:24,210 --> 00:00:27,510 adventure. But as long as we're together, we know it's going to be fun. 9 00:00:28,070 --> 00:00:29,960 Thanks. This is Toy Ride. 10 00:00:31,240 --> 00:00:33,100 This season on Toy Ride. 11 00:00:33,820 --> 00:00:36,740 Toy Boy just kind of like sends us an address and we just go. 12 00:00:37,660 --> 00:00:40,100 We're finally in New York. This is a scientific endeavor. 13 00:00:41,020 --> 00:00:42,840 We're going to make one of these. 14 00:00:43,060 --> 00:00:44,220 I could use it as a periscope. 15 00:00:44,440 --> 00:00:47,800 I work on a torch to manipulate glass solid rod. 16 00:00:48,040 --> 00:00:49,040 Interesting. 17 00:00:49,860 --> 00:00:50,900 Definitely your dick. 18 00:00:51,620 --> 00:00:52,620 Oh. 19 00:00:52,980 --> 00:00:54,780 I call this one the extra large vagina. 20 00:00:55,120 --> 00:00:56,120 It's a hands -free vibe. 21 00:00:57,710 --> 00:00:59,450 I'm going to get started without you. 22 00:01:02,570 --> 00:01:04,349 The shit I do for my friends. 23 00:01:04,790 --> 00:01:06,810 You mean we can clone Daniel's dick? 24 00:01:07,110 --> 00:01:08,570 Yes. Holy shit. 25 00:01:08,790 --> 00:01:10,690 I do have kind of a surprise. 26 00:01:13,070 --> 00:01:16,570 Playboy is just going to send us on a tour of the fucking coolest houses they 27 00:01:16,570 --> 00:01:17,268 can find. 28 00:01:17,270 --> 00:01:19,710 We always have the best time with you guys. 29 00:01:20,310 --> 00:01:23,170 It's not every day somebody just jumps into the sex toy industry. 30 00:01:24,399 --> 00:01:27,300 You're still my favorite sex toy, so I'm bringing you along for the ride. 31 00:01:28,660 --> 00:01:29,660 Toy ride. 32 00:02:09,710 --> 00:02:10,649 Don't tickle me. 33 00:02:10,650 --> 00:02:11,650 Sorry. 34 00:02:12,550 --> 00:02:13,469 I'm not sorry. 35 00:02:13,470 --> 00:02:14,510 You're an asshole. 36 00:02:15,490 --> 00:02:16,490 Sometimes. 37 00:02:19,450 --> 00:02:26,390 We don't really have time for this, but I feel like we could maybe squeeze 38 00:02:26,390 --> 00:02:27,390 in. 39 00:02:56,480 --> 00:02:57,480 So? 40 00:03:09,820 --> 00:03:10,820 Dammit. 41 00:03:14,480 --> 00:03:20,260 I mean, are you sure you can stop? 42 00:03:30,060 --> 00:03:31,060 Okay, all right. 43 00:03:31,300 --> 00:03:32,620 Okay, check yours. 44 00:03:34,920 --> 00:03:35,920 Wait, come here. 45 00:03:39,380 --> 00:03:40,380 Let's see. 46 00:03:41,080 --> 00:03:42,080 Collada. 47 00:03:42,680 --> 00:03:43,680 Collada. 48 00:03:44,380 --> 00:03:50,000 Hi, your next stop is Luscious Playthings in Scottsdale, Arizona. 49 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:52,840 Playthings. Please let us know you got this. 50 00:03:54,240 --> 00:03:56,820 We got it, all right? We fucking got it. 51 00:03:58,570 --> 00:03:59,570 What was the thing? 52 00:04:00,590 --> 00:04:01,650 Did they send it to you? 53 00:04:01,890 --> 00:04:02,890 I'm checking. 54 00:04:04,070 --> 00:04:05,810 Luscious playthings. 55 00:04:07,970 --> 00:04:09,710 Luscious playthings. Luscious. 56 00:04:10,730 --> 00:04:12,330 Luscious. That doesn't ring a bell. 57 00:04:13,270 --> 00:04:14,790 Yeah, I got nothing on that. 58 00:04:28,040 --> 00:04:33,420 What does luscious plaything make? I'm trying to decide if I've seen that brand 59 00:04:33,420 --> 00:04:37,040 anywhere. It doesn't sound familiar. I can't get over the word luscious. 60 00:04:37,320 --> 00:04:40,700 What does luscious make you think of? Two different contexts. 61 00:04:40,940 --> 00:04:46,980 I think luscious as like a food -consuming luscious, like the fruit was 62 00:04:46,980 --> 00:04:51,680 luscious and plump and all that stuff. And then I've also heard it, without 63 00:04:51,680 --> 00:04:55,140 being offensive to anyone, I've also heard... 64 00:04:56,110 --> 00:05:02,510 kind of a stereotyped version of a black lady, a BBW, so to speak. And for some 65 00:05:02,510 --> 00:05:03,509 reason it's stuck. 66 00:05:03,510 --> 00:05:07,610 So now somebody says luscious, I just think of a big, beautiful black woman. 67 00:05:08,450 --> 00:05:11,370 Does it look like we're definitely in a residential neighborhood? 68 00:05:12,210 --> 00:05:15,230 Yeah, I'm very confused about where exactly. 69 00:05:16,170 --> 00:05:19,690 If we show up and it's just some guy's house and some dude named Bob comes 70 00:05:19,730 --> 00:05:21,170 he's like, yeah, I make sure it's my basement. 71 00:05:26,080 --> 00:05:28,800 Playboy. It's a dead end. Holy shit. 72 00:05:29,020 --> 00:05:31,280 They're sending us down a dead end street. 73 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:37,280 Just in case there is a creepy garage full of something that wants to kill us. 74 00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:39,380 Maybe an escape route. 75 00:05:40,300 --> 00:05:41,320 Like, quick escape. 76 00:05:41,600 --> 00:05:44,100 I'm going to back in. Yeah, I'm definitely going to back in. 77 00:05:45,580 --> 00:05:49,520 Just in case. Just in case. I mean, I'm sure... I'm sure it's fine. 78 00:05:49,720 --> 00:05:52,600 Playboy wouldn't do this to us, question mark? 79 00:05:58,640 --> 00:05:59,640 How are you guys doing? I'm Ryan. 80 00:05:59,920 --> 00:06:00,619 I'm Daniel. 81 00:06:00,620 --> 00:06:03,740 Hi, I'm Nikki. Hi, nice to meet you. How are you doing? Come on in. Okay. 82 00:06:04,200 --> 00:06:05,400 Can I tell you a story, actually? 83 00:06:05,840 --> 00:06:10,380 So, Playboy just kind of, like, sends us an address. Like, we get, like, a 84 00:06:10,380 --> 00:06:13,500 company name and an address, and that's it. And we just hit the road, and we 85 00:06:13,500 --> 00:06:14,059 just go. 86 00:06:14,060 --> 00:06:16,440 And we showed up at, like, the neighborhood. 87 00:06:16,940 --> 00:06:20,300 Not a warehouse district, but a neighborhood. Right, right. It's a 88 00:06:20,300 --> 00:06:20,959 going to be a house. 89 00:06:20,960 --> 00:06:23,280 And then we turn down your street and you're like, it's a fucking house. We're 90 00:06:23,280 --> 00:06:24,400 going to get murdered from this basement. 91 00:06:24,600 --> 00:06:27,640 So we backed into your driveway so we could run away from you in case you were 92 00:06:27,640 --> 00:06:28,780 creepy. But now we're good. 93 00:06:29,020 --> 00:06:33,960 This is delicious, by the way, so thank you. Thanks. Working from home, I knew 94 00:06:33,960 --> 00:06:35,840 that you would probably be like, oh, hey. 95 00:06:36,560 --> 00:06:42,040 So what do you do? I work on a torch to manipulate glass of solid rod. 96 00:06:42,320 --> 00:06:46,040 Interesting. I actually make a wide array of products. 97 00:06:46,600 --> 00:06:47,740 There's a lot of anal. 98 00:06:48,160 --> 00:06:52,280 stuff that I do. I have traditional style dildos that are sculpted to look 99 00:06:52,280 --> 00:06:57,780 a penis and abstract ones that we call probes. How did you get into that? I 100 00:06:57,780 --> 00:07:03,400 started in the paraphernalia business actually back in the late 90s and the 101 00:07:03,400 --> 00:07:08,020 girlfriend I had at the time requested that I make her an anal plug and she 102 00:07:08,020 --> 00:07:11,640 liked it. She showed her friends and they all wanted one so the word kind of 103 00:07:11,640 --> 00:07:15,060 out and I was doing it word of mouth like that and I started selling them 104 00:07:15,060 --> 00:07:19,100 also. Do your friends and family all know that you hang out at your house all 105 00:07:19,100 --> 00:07:20,660 day making dildos and animal plugs? 106 00:07:20,960 --> 00:07:25,920 Yep. They've all purchased pieces from me. If you want to go outside and see my 107 00:07:25,920 --> 00:07:28,100 setup, go on out. 108 00:07:29,620 --> 00:07:31,100 So this is where Adam is. 109 00:07:31,380 --> 00:07:37,200 This is where I do most of the work. This is my torch. It's mounted to the 110 00:07:37,200 --> 00:07:41,240 benchtop. It looks like a jet engine. Right. 111 00:07:42,990 --> 00:07:44,270 Space gun does something. 112 00:07:44,470 --> 00:07:48,110 Laser gun. Space gun, it does. It runs on propane and oxygen. 113 00:07:48,430 --> 00:07:51,730 And these are my little kilns. You put your hand over there, you can feel the 114 00:07:51,730 --> 00:07:52,730 heat coming out. 115 00:07:53,670 --> 00:07:56,970 Oh, yeah. This thing's super hot. For sure. So I made these little glass plugs 116 00:07:56,970 --> 00:07:59,450 to fill the hole. Aren't you handy? 117 00:08:00,130 --> 00:08:05,330 More MacGyver, yeah. You have a lot of pieces out over here. I probably have 118 00:08:05,330 --> 00:08:08,670 most styles and sizes of anybody making this. 119 00:08:09,090 --> 00:08:11,870 That's a traditional dildo, and then I have more abstract. 120 00:08:12,570 --> 00:08:17,550 Ones like this, where it's more designed for G -spot stimulation. 121 00:08:18,710 --> 00:08:22,190 Here's another style texture with just some raised bumps. Great texture. 122 00:08:22,410 --> 00:08:28,350 And I don't know if you can see that, but see how it's kind of iridescent when 123 00:08:28,350 --> 00:08:30,490 turn it? That's 24 karat gold. 124 00:08:30,830 --> 00:08:35,510 And it's fascinating that you can see the iridescent gold of it. 125 00:08:35,840 --> 00:08:40,280 I could use it as a periscope. That's the biggest dildo that I make. It's inch 126 00:08:40,280 --> 00:08:42,059 and three -quarter diameter rod. 127 00:08:42,740 --> 00:08:45,620 Yeah, this is heavy. This is big. 128 00:08:46,000 --> 00:08:47,000 Hi, Dan. 129 00:08:47,120 --> 00:08:48,140 You can see my eye? 130 00:08:48,500 --> 00:08:51,960 This was made by Scott at Anticipation USA. 131 00:08:52,400 --> 00:08:53,139 Oh, wow. 132 00:08:53,140 --> 00:08:57,800 It's a plug, but it doubles as a handle. Right. So you can plug somebody first, 133 00:08:57,940 --> 00:08:58,940 and then they can... 134 00:08:59,390 --> 00:09:01,330 Have a pretty unicorn tail later. 135 00:09:02,090 --> 00:09:02,949 That's amazing. 136 00:09:02,950 --> 00:09:06,410 It's fucking beautiful. Like, you can feel the quality of the piece. I think 137 00:09:06,410 --> 00:09:08,050 that's what's impressive about it. It's heavy. 138 00:09:08,390 --> 00:09:11,890 I understand what you mean about the bigger the piece, the heavier it is 139 00:09:11,890 --> 00:09:16,490 you are having to work it. Can we see actually, like, how that would work? 140 00:09:16,530 --> 00:09:20,010 how you actually have to hold it and deal with it in your design? 141 00:09:20,250 --> 00:09:20,869 Sure, cool. 142 00:09:20,870 --> 00:09:22,410 So, brace yourselves. 143 00:09:23,890 --> 00:09:25,130 I'm going to stand back here. 144 00:09:25,470 --> 00:09:26,470 Okay, here we go. 145 00:09:27,010 --> 00:09:28,010 Wow! 146 00:09:45,130 --> 00:09:48,410 You're the most lopsided ball I've ever seen. That's okay. You did it, though. 147 00:10:00,370 --> 00:10:03,130 Daniel, you look really sexy in a flat. Thank you. 148 00:10:03,590 --> 00:10:04,870 You're doing such a good job, baby. 149 00:10:17,290 --> 00:10:18,290 That is terrible. 150 00:10:18,690 --> 00:10:19,690 So what did you guys think? 151 00:10:20,010 --> 00:10:21,270 I think it's fucking amazing. 152 00:10:21,530 --> 00:10:25,830 It's hard, though. You make it look much easier than it is. I actually made you 153 00:10:25,830 --> 00:10:28,510 guys a couple pieces to take home. 154 00:10:30,490 --> 00:10:33,050 Oh, my gosh. Oh, wow. We get to take that one home. We get to take it home. 155 00:10:33,600 --> 00:10:37,400 It might be a little big. Beautiful, though. Here's the finished product of 156 00:10:37,400 --> 00:10:39,580 your piece was supposed to look. 157 00:10:41,300 --> 00:10:43,220 Amazing. Thank you. Try that out. 158 00:10:43,460 --> 00:10:47,120 Well, I do appreciate the tour and the demonstration. 159 00:10:47,700 --> 00:10:50,860 It was amazing. Thank you so much. You're welcome. This is incredible. It's 160 00:10:50,860 --> 00:10:52,880 pleasure. Grab your toys. Grab your toys. 161 00:10:53,440 --> 00:10:55,020 I do appreciate it. You're welcome. 162 00:10:56,200 --> 00:10:57,380 I got all the dicks. 163 00:11:02,300 --> 00:11:05,480 Literally. Ryan is, like, just so sweet. He was so nervous. 164 00:11:06,480 --> 00:11:08,020 And he's so adorable. Very endearing. 165 00:11:08,240 --> 00:11:12,420 And he's fucking great at that. Like, those pieces, especially the ones that 166 00:11:12,420 --> 00:11:14,440 got to take home, are beautiful. 167 00:11:14,980 --> 00:11:15,980 They're beautiful. 168 00:11:16,140 --> 00:11:18,140 I'm not going to lie. His torch is fucking awesome. 169 00:11:18,900 --> 00:11:20,060 I like that thing. 170 00:11:20,660 --> 00:11:23,280 Like, our inner pyro kids were like, what? 171 00:11:25,040 --> 00:11:26,260 Fire. Fire. 172 00:11:26,600 --> 00:11:27,600 It was really fun. 173 00:11:39,240 --> 00:11:40,240 It's very cold. 174 00:11:40,800 --> 00:11:41,800 It's good for you. 175 00:11:43,800 --> 00:11:44,800 It's very goofy. 176 00:11:45,380 --> 00:11:46,380 I'm not warm. 177 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:49,880 I'm sorry, I don't speak pineapple. 178 00:11:52,840 --> 00:11:54,500 Well, now we've missed the moment completely. 179 00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:56,000 Uh -oh, wait. 180 00:11:56,360 --> 00:11:57,360 What? 181 00:11:58,500 --> 00:11:59,800 Fair lady, speak pineapple. 182 00:12:01,780 --> 00:12:02,980 It's been... Oh. 183 00:12:03,540 --> 00:12:05,000 Hey, Al's calling me. What? 184 00:12:06,860 --> 00:12:08,320 Let's see what... What's up? 185 00:12:09,070 --> 00:12:10,070 Hey, Al. 186 00:12:10,110 --> 00:12:11,210 Hello. Hello. 187 00:12:11,830 --> 00:12:13,430 It's Sparkle. What are you guys doing? 188 00:12:13,810 --> 00:12:16,290 We heard that we're in the same state as Nikki. 189 00:12:16,650 --> 00:12:18,870 Are you guys in Scottsdale right now? 190 00:12:20,050 --> 00:12:22,090 Yeah. Fuck yeah. Okay, cool. 191 00:12:22,950 --> 00:12:25,930 Yeah, there's a couple cool places we want to check out. We want to know if 192 00:12:25,930 --> 00:12:26,769 guys are free. 193 00:12:26,770 --> 00:12:27,529 Fuck yeah. 194 00:12:27,530 --> 00:12:29,410 Yeah. Send us an address. We'll meet you. 195 00:12:31,090 --> 00:12:34,050 Absolutely. Sounds awesome. Okay, we'll send you an address. We'll meet up soon. 196 00:12:34,230 --> 00:12:36,910 Okay, cool. Wait, do you guys have plans like tonight, later? 197 00:12:41,160 --> 00:12:43,760 Cool. We have this baller fucking how. 198 00:12:44,040 --> 00:12:47,640 You guys should just plan to come back with us, and you can crash here tonight, 199 00:12:47,740 --> 00:12:48,740 and we'll just hang out. 200 00:12:49,060 --> 00:12:50,080 Okay, I'll talk to you later. 201 00:12:50,400 --> 00:12:51,299 Well, good. 202 00:12:51,300 --> 00:12:53,300 Cool. See you in a bit. Okay, bye, guys. 203 00:12:53,560 --> 00:12:54,560 Bye. 204 00:12:55,300 --> 00:12:56,300 Yes, 205 00:12:57,580 --> 00:12:58,580 that makes me happy. 206 00:12:58,840 --> 00:13:01,000 Okay, fuck, now we've got to, like, get going again. 207 00:13:04,600 --> 00:13:05,600 Hey, guys. 208 00:13:05,640 --> 00:13:06,579 How's it going? 209 00:13:06,580 --> 00:13:07,580 What's up, what's up? 210 00:13:11,050 --> 00:13:12,050 Hi, sir. 211 00:13:12,110 --> 00:13:12,849 How's it going? 212 00:13:12,850 --> 00:13:13,850 Awesome, awesome. 213 00:13:14,370 --> 00:13:18,390 What are we doing? We have something awesome today. I'm so glad you guys 214 00:13:18,390 --> 00:13:19,390 make it. You ready? 215 00:13:20,110 --> 00:13:21,110 Let's go. Let's go. 216 00:13:23,590 --> 00:13:24,690 Oh, snap. 217 00:13:25,350 --> 00:13:28,670 Oh, my God. This is... Yeah, this is going to be fun. 218 00:13:29,330 --> 00:13:34,610 Okay, so I want to be like... I'm a rootin' kickin' trailblazin' cowboy. 219 00:13:35,790 --> 00:13:36,790 Yes, just hit. 220 00:13:43,760 --> 00:13:44,760 Go on. 221 00:13:45,980 --> 00:13:46,980 That's it right there. 222 00:13:48,460 --> 00:13:49,460 Nikki, 223 00:13:52,220 --> 00:13:53,220 what are you thinking next? 224 00:13:54,300 --> 00:13:55,300 Like up? 225 00:13:55,320 --> 00:13:56,600 One, two, three, cut. 226 00:14:16,660 --> 00:14:18,640 Props and no books. Do you mean undergarments or negatives? 227 00:14:22,080 --> 00:14:24,620 Shit I do for my friends. 228 00:14:25,540 --> 00:14:26,580 That's super helpful. 229 00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:29,480 I 230 00:14:29,480 --> 00:14:37,120 didn't 231 00:14:37,120 --> 00:14:42,860 see another one! 232 00:14:47,070 --> 00:14:48,070 Where did you find naked? 233 00:14:48,690 --> 00:14:49,690 I got a scarf. 234 00:15:17,260 --> 00:15:18,320 almost burned ourselves alive. 235 00:15:18,540 --> 00:15:21,040 Why? It's not sexy. It's the glass blowing. 236 00:15:21,300 --> 00:15:25,360 So I keep calling it glass blowing, but he's not blowing it. He's literally like 237 00:15:25,360 --> 00:15:27,420 using it. Spinning glass. It's spinning, yeah. 238 00:15:28,160 --> 00:15:32,240 Oh, my God. Look at that. We can show you actually. 239 00:15:32,720 --> 00:15:35,500 Packages. So do we want to start big or small? 240 00:15:35,720 --> 00:15:36,499 Start small. 241 00:15:36,500 --> 00:15:37,500 Start small. 242 00:15:37,740 --> 00:15:39,080 Let's build up to it. Okay. 243 00:15:39,460 --> 00:15:41,380 Point number one. Oh, wow. Point number one. 244 00:15:41,900 --> 00:15:46,060 It's like it would hit a good spot. The curve of it is intended to help hit G 245 00:15:46,060 --> 00:15:49,620 -spots. A bit bigger is point number two. 246 00:15:49,880 --> 00:15:53,560 You can start with this side, or you can start with that side. You can escalate 247 00:15:53,560 --> 00:15:54,359 up to that. 248 00:15:54,360 --> 00:15:56,460 The third one he gave us is a bit intimidating. 249 00:15:58,480 --> 00:16:01,760 So he based this off of your cock, is that how that works? 250 00:16:02,100 --> 00:16:04,420 No, they sent him pictures of yours. 251 00:16:06,020 --> 00:16:07,020 Wow, this is heavy. 252 00:16:07,420 --> 00:16:09,420 I could knock somebody out with this shit. 253 00:16:09,640 --> 00:16:10,640 It's like a weapon. 254 00:16:10,670 --> 00:16:14,270 Wait, are your pants already unzipped over here? No, it's just the optical 255 00:16:14,270 --> 00:16:16,390 illusion. You're a liar. It's just the tip. 256 00:16:16,650 --> 00:16:17,650 It's just the tip. 257 00:16:18,550 --> 00:16:20,230 Have you seen this one? 258 00:16:20,490 --> 00:16:21,490 Wow. 259 00:16:22,430 --> 00:16:24,170 I wanted to get more comfortable. 260 00:16:26,850 --> 00:16:28,950 So at this point, you should just take it off. 261 00:16:31,510 --> 00:16:32,510 Wow. 262 00:16:33,710 --> 00:16:35,390 I'll check out the important part. Good job. 263 00:16:36,530 --> 00:16:37,530 It fits. 264 00:16:37,550 --> 00:16:38,550 That's true. 265 00:16:41,360 --> 00:16:44,000 I just want to try to relate to you. What? I want to try to talk. 266 00:16:44,820 --> 00:16:47,900 I can help with that. 267 00:17:25,520 --> 00:17:27,920 Thank you. 268 00:17:55,910 --> 00:17:59,310 Otherwise, you can just... Yeah. 269 00:18:51,080 --> 00:18:54,620 You ready for it? Oh my God. 270 00:19:44,070 --> 00:19:46,350 Fuck. Oh my god. 271 00:19:48,070 --> 00:19:49,090 Where do you want that? 272 00:19:49,630 --> 00:19:54,130 I want you right up there. Can I just lay you back? You can wrap your legs 273 00:19:54,130 --> 00:19:55,130 around me. 274 00:20:01,690 --> 00:20:02,690 Dan, 275 00:20:02,830 --> 00:20:04,570 if I hand you the sticker, are you going to keep it warm? 276 00:20:05,070 --> 00:20:06,029 Yeah. 277 00:20:06,030 --> 00:20:07,030 Yeah? Mm -hmm. 278 00:20:07,710 --> 00:20:08,970 I don't even want to know how you're going to do that. 279 00:20:09,330 --> 00:20:10,330 Don't do it. 280 00:20:31,500 --> 00:20:32,500 Thank you. 281 00:21:51,669 --> 00:21:54,810 Thank you for the invite. That was awesome. 282 00:21:55,090 --> 00:21:56,210 That was awesome. 283 00:21:56,870 --> 00:21:57,870 Wait, kissing. 284 00:21:59,590 --> 00:22:00,590 Sorry. 285 00:22:02,170 --> 00:22:03,250 We're so cheesy. 286 00:22:14,960 --> 00:22:15,960 So now thanks. 287 00:23:19,270 --> 00:23:20,890 I'm sorry. 288 00:23:51,780 --> 00:23:53,140 Hi. Hi. 289 00:23:53,840 --> 00:23:56,220 How you doing? How you doing? 290 00:23:56,460 --> 00:23:57,460 How you doing? 291 00:24:04,680 --> 00:24:09,420 To find out more about the toys featured in this episode, go to ToyRideTV .com. 292 00:24:29,240 --> 00:24:33,040 It's huge. Oh, don't. It's huge. See, now you're ready for the big black one. 293 00:24:33,040 --> 00:24:34,040 The glass was much bigger. 294 00:24:34,100 --> 00:24:35,540 Yeah, the glass was much bigger. 295 00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:37,160 I don't think so. 296 00:24:38,140 --> 00:24:41,980 It's called Luscious Playthings. I know, like, that was luscious. That makes 297 00:24:41,980 --> 00:24:47,020 sense. Yeah, that's a great name for it. Luscious Playthings. Well done. 298 00:24:47,380 --> 00:24:48,400 Good job, Ryan. 299 00:24:48,640 --> 00:24:49,640 Who? 300 00:24:50,540 --> 00:24:51,540 Ryan. 301 00:24:51,980 --> 00:24:53,140 Ryan, yay! 302 00:24:54,220 --> 00:24:55,220 Thanks, 303 00:24:57,720 --> 00:24:58,720 Ryan. 22034

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