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Tonight on Toy Ride. Have like a little Daniel Day today.

Breakfast and head.

This toy just came out.

I like that.

You like surprises?

What?

How's it going?

This is what creates all the alcohol in a beer. Yay!

We are so going to pop. I like Daniel Day.

Hi, I'm Nikki.

And I'm Daniel. We love having a great time.

Having great sex.

And of course, each other.

We're traveling all over the U .S. to find out what's new and exciting in the

world of adult toys. We never know where we're going or what we'll get to play

with. Along the way, we'll make some new friends, see some old friends, and

maybe, just maybe, find the perfect sex toy. It's going to be a crazy adventure.

But as long as we're together, we know it's going to be fun.

This is Toy Ride.

Well, hello, dear.

Good morning. What is this?

Okay, so I got up a little early, and I made you breakfast.

What? Because I'm a good wife. Here, take the coffee.

Okay. I think it's still hot.

Oh, it is very hot.

And I was thinking maybe we could, I don't know, have like a little Daniel

Day today.

A Daniel Day? Yeah, because you've been so sweet to me lately, and you're always

so amazing.

You're lying to me.

I know that you... Toaster pastry. I was thinking maybe we could have this

delicious toaster pastry in bed.

Yeah, I'm going to definitely eat this.

I think that I've got a pretty good plan for the day. How's the coffee?

It's good. Yeah? Yeah, want some? Mm -hmm.

Cool.

So where are we going?

It's a surprise.

A surprise?

Yeah. All right.

You don't get to know me.

I like surprises.

No, you don't.

Sometimes.

I mean, especially when they're about me.

Do you want another surprise?

I do.

I want something wet, but not the bed.

Oh, this kind of surprise.

Well, I just want to make you feel special.

Because you make me feel special.

Oh, you already feel special.

Yeah.

Breakfast in bed?

Yeah, I definitely feel special.

You're very talented.

Playboy says welcome to Chatsworth. Next stop is Impulse Novelties.

Impulse. In Chatsworth, California.

Okay. We're going to get ready.

And go have a Sunday.

Okay.

Impulse Novelties. I feel like, I mean, I like the name.

Yes. Pulse is in the name. Do you think they make vibrators?

I think it's possible.

Impulse. Impulse. I like it. Daniel.

For Daniel Day. I like this.

Titch the bra.

I like it. For you. Good call.

And for the dress.

Mostly for you.

Oh, it says impulse. I said, I saw impulse.

I saw it.

Oh, okay.

I'm so excited.

Hello.

Welcome.

Hi, I'm Ernestine. It's nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. Very nice to meet

you, Ernestine. Welcome to M Plus Novelties. Well, thanks for having us.

I started a company four years ago.

Okay. I designed and manufactured them. And as a woman, I understand a woman's

body more than a man. Absolutely.

This is based on fashion, personality, and since each of

us are different, some women, you know, we don't have all the same personality.

Right.

Welcome to my showroom.

So in this world here, we're going to start here.

We have five personalities.

Okay. This is going to be a sexually educated lady. They want to explore it,

they want to be discreet about it.

This is going to be a bohemian chic, effortless. And, you know, just to keep

cool and simple, no complication.

And when you still look good and classy.

Elegance, romance.

The woman who's romantic, like to have attention from her man.

She needs a little more romance.

Then the watcher, oh my God, she like to drink, she like to party, she like to

explore, she's not afraid, she's not, you know, she just go for it. Her makeup

is always over the top, everything they do is like extreme.

Playful delight.

I love sex.

But I just like to play around and then pretend that I don't. But, you know,

just she likes surprises. And she wants her man to surprise her.

Playful delay.

Wild child. Wild child.

Elegant romantic.

Elegant romantic.

Bohemian chic.

Bohemian chic. And sexually educated lady.

What we're known for, bendable.

Interesting. We are known for the brand best, the best company who make the best

bendable toy. Wow. Because our bendable toy stays.

Oh, wow, yeah.

They stay.

They don't break.

That's fantastic.

And you can twist them any way you want it, any size, and they

just stay.

That's really cool.

They are so smooth. Yeah.

And they stay right there.

This is really cool.

So it took me almost a year to figure it out, how to make a real bendable toy.

That one also, you can see. Oh, it's bendable. It's bendable.

I focus most of my toy on the flexibility.

You know, because some women, you know, we all differentiate.

Right. You know, you want to be able to use a toy and, you know, even heavier,

skinnier, you know, any shape of woman can use this toy.

So today, we're going to have this big surprise.

What choice are you going to make on this table?

Just be the personality.

There will be a toy tailored to your personality.

That's what calls a collection, though. Wow. That's our speciality.

Usually, this is a quiz that I do online.

And we decided to make a visual for you guys.

So we're going to start by this table.

Which fabric would you like? You know, what would you wear?

This one is really soft.

I think I like this. I like this one.

Flowers. Yeah.

Perfect. So then now we're going to go to the next table. So which shoe would

you wear?

I think I actually own something.

These are sexy.

I like the lace.

Perfect. I also picked the highest heel.

Oh, what kind of date would you like on a Friday night?

Would you like candy with a bottle of champagne?

Or are you going to go camping?

Nope.

So you would have been sitting at home and reading a book.

Or you just want to go party and drink.

Well, we like drinking.

We usually do that Monday through Thursday. It's true.

I do think on a Friday after like a long work week, books are more my

speed. That's perfect.

Okay. Now, what's your favorite smell?

Do you go with the flower or vanilla?

Lavender, coffee, the wood, lavender.

What is your favorite smell?

I think this is probably... I fucking love that smell.

I think I got to go with coffee. Coffee? Yeah.

Oh, the flowers.

I'm going to say the orchid. Okay.

So we're going to have a surprise in the end.

Okay.

So the packaging inspiration came from a shoebox.

Oh, I can totally see that. Yeah, because they do look kind of like

This is amazing.

This is overwhelming. Yeah, I'm glad. I'm very honored that you guys are here.

They're really beautiful. Which toy would Nikki end up with?

So that's what I'm going to do is I'm going to just go on and just try to see

what will be.

The response to your personality for your quiz.

Okay. And then I will give you the answer after.

Okay, that sounds good. So you guys can keep looking at a lot of it.

Okay, cool.

Thank you, Derek. Sure.

Thank you.

Whoa.

360 -degree reversible tulip.

Doesn't it look like San Beetlejuice, like when her face opens up?

Do you ever feel like we need to walk around these places, like, with an

anatomically correct sex doll so that we can just, like, demo?

It's the Valentina Dalton bullet system.

Are they all connected?

I think so. It looks like they're all wired up. That's cool.

So the result of the test was sex -educated

ladies. Oh, really?

I'm going to give you a gift. Really?

Yeah. Well, thank you.

I'm going to give you Manola, and I'm also going to have you try Emily.

But that's not going to be it.

What? I think you're going to explore also some of our best specialties.

The Valentina. The Valentina. So what is this Valentina?

So the Valentina is a triple bullet.

A triple bullet.

A triple bullet.

I call that.

You can have another partner.

and play with that. Three of you, you know, three people play. Three people

play on that.

Wow.

Dang. Wow. That is lit.

That is insane.

It doesn't have power.

Right? Yeah.

That's awesome.

It's not like you need enough toys to share. You just need a toy that shares.

Yeah, exactly.

That's the good stuff to share. Wow. You can share with these toys.

Thank you so much.

Thank you so much. Oh, thank you for coming. This is so incredible getting to

see everything.

This is great.

When people like you guys come to me, it makes me even happier.

Good, good.

Well, we feel honored because this is obviously you sharing your passion with

us. It's amazing, yeah. Thank you so much. Thank you.

How's your Daniel Day been so far?

It's been good. I don't even really know where we're going. We're going to turn

right in 800 feet.

Don't worry about it. It's Daniel Day.

Don't worry about it. I took care of the plans. Okay, so I'm trusting you.

You're going to navigate. It's Daniel Day. I got it. I made the plan.

Nikki the navigator. I got the navigation.

Good. Taking me on Daniel Day plans. Yeah.

You know, we got to learn a little bit about ourselves today.

We've got some fun sex face to try later.

We'll have a little fun.

Before we get back to the house, that's all.

Don't worry about it.

What could we possibly do?

Did I?

Oh, yeah, I did. There it is.

Let's get these back on.

Boom. Oh,

snap. I see what we're doing.

Going to a brewery.

I'm down for the brews.

Let's get our drink on.

Hi there.

Hey. I'm Nikki. Nikki, nice to meet you. I'm Daniel. Daniel, nice to meet you.

I'm Derek. Very nice to meet you, Derek. Welcome to 818 Brewing. I'm fucking

excited.

It's like a laboratory.

Yeah, we're just a little three and a half barrel nano brewery here in Canoga

Park. Everything really begins in the green, so this guy right here. Wow.

This is what creates all the alcohol in the beer. It's the malted barley. So

right now you're looking at kind of a blend of different barleys, and so the

darker the malt, it's kind of like coffee. The darker roast will make a

beer. Darker, richer.

Yeah, and we take that and we grind it up.

So you can kind of see what this stuff is.

Can I touch it? Yeah, absolutely.

You can actually taste it.

It kind of tastes like grape nuts.

Oh, really? Try a little bit of that.

Thanks.

It does taste like grape nut. It's hardcore.

I'll go grab the first taster and have my assistant bring it out. Awesome. All

right. Thank you. All right.

This is nice. I like this.

Yeah, this is great.

We should totally make our own beer. Do you think that we would blow anything up

if we tried? We would definitely blow something up if we tried. Maybe.

What?

Hey. Hi.

How's it going?

Wonderful. I heard it's Daniel Day. It is Daniel Day.

Yeah,

exit. So how's Daniel Day been going?

Good. He's got some surprises for later.

I am glad that we were able to, like, secret you in here without Daniel

Are you able to hang out tonight? Oh, yeah. Are you free, right? Okay, cool.

I like that. That sounds good. Yeah.

I love Daniel Day. This is our Valley Grove Blanc. This is good.

This is delicious.

That's really good.

How long did it take you guys to kind of perfect this flavor?

At least 150 times.

Wow.

Let me grab you the next one. Matador Red.

All right.

One more beer.

Yeah. Really good. Thanks.

What is the next next one is our Belgian Golden Strong Ale?

This is Gravity Hill.

That is amazing. I could drink too many of these.

We got one more. We got to do an IPA. Oh, another round.

Last one here.

What are we choosing to?

To Dandle Day.

Yay!

Yay! To the Valley. To the Valley. Great to run into you guys.

So what's been going on with you two?

Fuck, today was interesting, man.

Yeah. Well, we told you, we mentioned doing that tour today, and that was

amazing. The toys that they had in there were... They're very bendy. They're

very bendy. That's good. That's a good way to describe them. Well, she was

very proud of, like, that they have, like, some of the most durable, like,

bendable sex toys on the market. Because everyone is different, you know. Right.

If you're going to access the G -Spot, you might need to...

Right. Dual S curve. You never know.

Tilt this way a little bit or tilt that way. Like, I think that's one nice thing

about being a swinger is that I get to try out lots of different dick shapes.

So it's nice having a toy.

line that thinks that way in terms of, like, not everyone's pussy is built the

same way, and you can't make one toy and then expect everyone to adjust to the

toy. Right. Like, she wants toys that will adjust to the vagina, which is

You could shape it like, you know, this is our friend from Phoenix. Yeah.

This way.

This is Bob. A little lefty or something like that. Yeah, that's your friend

from New York. Cheers.

Should we do a little show and tell with the toys? The toys.

That we picked out today? Yeah.

Hello. Does this remind you of anything, Daniel? Yes, it does. This reminds me

of breakfast.

So.

Oh, goodness.

Wow. Kind of a plethora of options.

So when she was talking about this one, she was so cute. She was like.

So if you have, you know, maybe.

A friend. A friend or some other friends.

It's like, oh, no, we get it. We're on the level. We understand.

Like, so this literally like.

First of all, I like that this gets super long.

So, like, Daniel could, you know, be in the middle controlling, and we don't

necessarily need to be, like, within six inches of the fucking toy.

Yeah, that's crazy.

I like tuning for it. It's kind of like the one that we share. Yes. Right? I

like that one a lot, yeah.

And I like that you can manipulate what it's touching and where it's touching it

a little bit. Right? I'm thinking that this is, like, every part.

I do like this.

That's what I'm saying. I feel like it's not just for like, oh, let's just touch

her. Because it's all here.

All of it. I did bring, because it's Daniel Day, I brought him a special

treat that I made.

What did you do?

It was our job to provide things.

Well, exactly, but this is just a secondary.

Plus, it's really good for hand jobs.

What? What did you bring?

I brought you some special lube that I make at home.

Wait, you make lube? I do.

So for Daniel Day, I brought almond and vanilla.

Oh, goodness.

They're really good. I do not object to this.

Here,

get that a little lick.

Okay.

You know,

I feel like we should challenge that hypothesis.

I mean, we just happen to have Daniel's day present on Daniel Day. On Daniel

Day. And we have food.

Daniel. Pants off now. Thank you.

Can I put my greasy hands on it? Oh, yes, you can.

You're right, that is good for hand jobs.

Yeah? That is lovely.

Yeah?

Shining the ruby?

Shining the ruby. So you hold the, like, you hold that thing or whatever, and go

up and down like this?

Mm -hmm.

The juicer.

The juicer.

Right at the edge. Yeah.

I call this one the extra long vagina. Yeah, you gotta like... The long one.

I

have

an idea. What if I'm the remote?

And so we can, like, make him edge, and he can control it on us.

Are you up for that? Yes.

I think it's going to be, like, really intense

once he's done. I know, I'm kind of scared. I'm a little nervous.

Are you ready?

I'm ready to, like, have, like, you know those, like, those electricity games

you play? I like it.

Oh my god all the time

Yes,

of course.

We should fuck.

Okay. You behind me.

Okay. And then we'll figure out how to... And then I'll hold that so she can

just brace with her hands. Yeah.

Are you taking advantage of your new loop over here? I am. My dick is covered

it.

Oh no, I have like 12 seconds.

Holy... That's really nice.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my

God. Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

Oh, my God.

That was amazing.

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So, I'm thinking, like... And he can, like, wonder.

I like this idea. I'm sure it's not as loud if it's, like, in your panties.

Well, then, let's test that.

You gotta be ladylike, right?

Ready? Yep.

Holy mother... Wait.

Okay.