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Tonight on Toy Ride. Have like a little
Daniel Day today.
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Breakfast and head.
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This toy just came out.
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I like that.
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You like surprises?
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What?
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How's it going?
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This is what creates all the alcohol in
a beer. Yay!
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We are so going to pop. I like Daniel
Day.
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Hi, I'm Nikki.
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And I'm Daniel. We love having a great
time.
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Having great sex.
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And of course, each other.
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We're traveling all over the U .S. to
find out what's new and exciting in the
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world of adult toys. We never know where
we're going or what we'll get to play
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with. Along the way, we'll make some new
friends, see some old friends, and
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maybe, just maybe, find the perfect sex
toy. It's going to be a crazy adventure.
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But as long as we're together, we know
it's going to be fun.
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This is Toy Ride.
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Well, hello, dear.
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Good morning. What is this?
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Okay, so I got up a little early, and I
made you breakfast.
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What? Because I'm a good wife. Here,
take the coffee.
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Okay. I think it's still hot.
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Oh, it is very hot.
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And I was thinking maybe we could, I
don't know, have like a little Daniel
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Day today.
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A Daniel Day? Yeah, because you've been
so sweet to me lately, and you're always
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so amazing.
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You're lying to me.
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I know that you... Toaster pastry. I was
thinking maybe we could have this
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delicious toaster pastry in bed.
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Yeah, I'm going to definitely eat this.
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I think that I've got a pretty good plan
for the day. How's the coffee?
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It's good. Yeah? Yeah, want some? Mm
-hmm.
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Cool.
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So where are we going?
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It's a surprise.
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A surprise?
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Yeah. All right.
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You don't get to know me.
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I like surprises.
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No, you don't.
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Sometimes.
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I mean, especially when they're about
me.
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Do you want another surprise?
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I do.
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I want something wet, but not the bed.
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Oh, this kind of surprise.
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Well, I just want to make you feel
special.
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Because you make me feel special.
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Oh, you already feel special.
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Yeah.
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Breakfast in bed?
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Yeah, I definitely feel special.
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You're very talented.
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Playboy says welcome to Chatsworth. Next
stop is Impulse Novelties.
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Impulse. In Chatsworth, California.
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Okay. We're going to get ready.
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And go have a Sunday.
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Okay.
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Impulse Novelties. I feel like, I mean,
I like the name.
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Yes. Pulse is in the name. Do you think
they make vibrators?
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I think it's possible.
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Impulse. Impulse. I like it. Daniel.
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For Daniel Day. I like this.
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Titch the bra.
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I like it. For you. Good call.
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And for the dress.
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Mostly for you.
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Oh, it says impulse. I said, I saw
impulse.
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I saw it.
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Oh, okay.
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I'm so excited.
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Hello.
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Welcome.
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Hi, I'm Ernestine. It's nice to meet
you. Nice to meet you. Very nice to meet
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you, Ernestine. Welcome to M Plus
Novelties. Well, thanks for having us.
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I started a company four years ago.
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Okay. I designed and manufactured them.
And as a woman, I understand a woman's
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body more than a man. Absolutely.
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This is based on fashion, personality,
and since each of
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us are different, some women, you know,
we don't have all the same personality.
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Right.
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Welcome to my showroom.
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So in this world here, we're going to
start here.
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We have five personalities.
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Okay. This is going to be a sexually
educated lady. They want to explore it,
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they want to be discreet about it.
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This is going to be a bohemian chic,
effortless. And, you know, just to keep
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cool and simple, no complication.
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And when you still look good and classy.
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Elegance, romance.
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The woman who's romantic, like to have
attention from her man.
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She needs a little more romance.
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Then the watcher, oh my God, she like to
drink, she like to party, she like to
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explore, she's not afraid, she's not,
you know, she just go for it. Her makeup
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is always over the top, everything they
do is like extreme.
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Playful delight.
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I love sex.
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But I just like to play around and then
pretend that I don't. But, you know,
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just she likes surprises. And she wants
her man to surprise her.
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Playful delay.
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Wild child. Wild child.
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Elegant romantic.
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Elegant romantic.
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Bohemian chic.
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Bohemian chic. And sexually educated
lady.
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What we're known for, bendable.
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Interesting. We are known for the brand
best, the best company who make the best
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bendable toy. Wow. Because our bendable
toy stays.
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Oh, wow, yeah.
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They stay.
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They don't break.
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That's fantastic.
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And you can twist them any way you want
it, any size, and they
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just stay.
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That's really cool.
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They are so smooth. Yeah.
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And they stay right there.
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This is really cool.
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So it took me almost a year to figure it
out, how to make a real bendable toy.
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That one also, you can see. Oh, it's
bendable. It's bendable.
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I focus most of my toy on the
flexibility.
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You know, because some women, you know,
we all differentiate.
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Right. You know, you want to be able to
use a toy and, you know, even heavier,
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skinnier, you know, any shape of woman
can use this toy.
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So today, we're going to have this big
surprise.
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What choice are you going to make on
this table?
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Just be the personality.
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There will be a toy tailored to your
personality.
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That's what calls a collection, though.
Wow. That's our speciality.
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Usually, this is a quiz that I do
online.
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And we decided to make a visual for you
guys.
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So we're going to start by this table.
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Which fabric would you like? You know,
what would you wear?
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This one is really soft.
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I think I like this. I like this one.
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Flowers. Yeah.
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Perfect. So then now we're going to go
to the next table. So which shoe would
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you wear?
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I think I actually own something.
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These are sexy.
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I like the lace.
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Perfect. I also picked the highest heel.
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Oh, what kind of date would you like on
a Friday night?
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Would you like candy with a bottle of
champagne?
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Or are you going to go camping?
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Nope.
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So you would have been sitting at home
and reading a book.
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Or you just want to go party and drink.
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Well, we like drinking.
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We usually do that Monday through
Thursday. It's true.
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I do think on a Friday after like a long
work week, books are more my
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speed. That's perfect.
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Okay. Now, what's your favorite smell?
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Do you go with the flower or vanilla?
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Lavender, coffee, the wood, lavender.
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What is your favorite smell?
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I think this is probably... I fucking
love that smell.
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I think I got to go with coffee. Coffee?
Yeah.
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Oh, the flowers.
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I'm going to say the orchid. Okay.
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So we're going to have a surprise in the
end.
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Okay.
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So the packaging inspiration came from a
shoebox.
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Oh, I can totally see that. Yeah,
because they do look kind of like
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This is amazing.
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This is overwhelming. Yeah, I'm glad.
I'm very honored that you guys are here.
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They're really beautiful. Which toy
would Nikki end up with?
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So that's what I'm going to do is I'm
going to just go on and just try to see
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what will be.
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The response to your personality for
your quiz.
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Okay. And then I will give you the
answer after.
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Okay, that sounds good. So you guys can
keep looking at a lot of it.
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Okay, cool.
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Thank you, Derek. Sure.
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Thank you.
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Whoa.
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360 -degree reversible tulip.
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Doesn't it look like San Beetlejuice,
like when her face opens up?
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Do you ever feel like we need to walk
around these places, like, with an
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anatomically correct sex doll so that we
can just, like, demo?
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It's the Valentina Dalton bullet system.
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Are they all connected?
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I think so. It looks like they're all
wired up. That's cool.
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So the result of the test was sex
-educated
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ladies. Oh, really?
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I'm going to give you a gift. Really?
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Yeah. Well, thank you.
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I'm going to give you Manola, and I'm
also going to have you try Emily.
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But that's not going to be it.
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What? I think you're going to explore
also some of our best specialties.
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The Valentina. The Valentina. So what is
this Valentina?
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So the Valentina is a triple bullet.
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A triple bullet.
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A triple bullet.
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I call that.
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You can have another partner.
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and play with that. Three of you, you
know, three people play. Three people
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play on that.
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Wow.
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Dang. Wow. That is lit.
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That is insane.
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It doesn't have power.
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Right? Yeah.
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That's awesome.
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It's not like you need enough toys to
share. You just need a toy that shares.
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Yeah, exactly.
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That's the good stuff to share. Wow. You
can share with these toys.
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Thank you so much.
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Thank you so much. Oh, thank you for
coming. This is so incredible getting to
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see everything.
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This is great.
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When people like you guys come to me, it
makes me even happier.
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Good, good.
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Well, we feel honored because this is
obviously you sharing your passion with
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us. It's amazing, yeah. Thank you so
much. Thank you.
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How's your Daniel Day been so far?
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It's been good. I don't even really know
where we're going. We're going to turn
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right in 800 feet.
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Don't worry about it. It's Daniel Day.
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Don't worry about it. I took care of the
plans. Okay, so I'm trusting you.
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You're going to navigate. It's Daniel
Day. I got it. I made the plan.
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Nikki the navigator. I got the
navigation.
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Good. Taking me on Daniel Day plans.
Yeah.
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You know, we got to learn a little bit
about ourselves today.
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We've got some fun sex face to try
later.
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We'll have a little fun.
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Before we get back to the house, that's
all.
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Don't worry about it.
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What could we possibly do?
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Did I?
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Oh, yeah, I did. There it is.
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Let's get these back on.
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Boom. Oh,
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snap. I see what we're doing.
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Going to a brewery.
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I'm down for the brews.
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Let's get our drink on.
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Hi there.
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Hey. I'm Nikki. Nikki, nice to meet you.
I'm Daniel. Daniel, nice to meet you.
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I'm Derek. Very nice to meet you, Derek.
Welcome to 818 Brewing. I'm fucking
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excited.
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It's like a laboratory.
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Yeah, we're just a little three and a
half barrel nano brewery here in Canoga
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Park. Everything really begins in the
green, so this guy right here. Wow.
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This is what creates all the alcohol in
the beer. It's the malted barley. So
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right now you're looking at kind of a
blend of different barleys, and so the
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darker the malt, it's kind of like
coffee. The darker roast will make a
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beer. Darker, richer.
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Yeah, and we take that and we grind it
up.
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So you can kind of see what this stuff
is.
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Can I touch it? Yeah, absolutely.
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You can actually taste it.
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It kind of tastes like grape nuts.
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Oh, really? Try a little bit of that.
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Thanks.
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It does taste like grape nut. It's
hardcore.
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I'll go grab the first taster and have
my assistant bring it out. Awesome. All
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right. Thank you. All right.
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This is nice. I like this.
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Yeah, this is great.
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We should totally make our own beer. Do
you think that we would blow anything up
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if we tried? We would definitely blow
something up if we tried. Maybe.
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What?
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Hey. Hi.
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How's it going?
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Wonderful. I heard it's Daniel Day. It
is Daniel Day.
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Yeah,
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exit. So how's Daniel Day been going?
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Good. He's got some surprises for later.
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I am glad that we were able to, like,
secret you in here without Daniel
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Are you able to hang out tonight? Oh,
yeah. Are you free, right? Okay, cool.
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I like that. That sounds good. Yeah.
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I love Daniel Day. This is our Valley
Grove Blanc. This is good.
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This is delicious.
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That's really good.
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How long did it take you guys to kind of
perfect this flavor?
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At least 150 times.
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Wow.
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Let me grab you the next one. Matador
Red.
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All right.
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One more beer.
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Yeah. Really good. Thanks.
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What is the next next one is our Belgian
Golden Strong Ale?
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This is Gravity Hill.
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That is amazing. I could drink too many
of these.
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We got one more. We got to do an IPA.
Oh, another round.
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Last one here.
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What are we choosing to?
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To Dandle Day.
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Yay!
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Yay! To the Valley. To the Valley. Great
to run into you guys.
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So what's been going on with you two?
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Fuck, today was interesting, man.
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Yeah. Well, we told you, we mentioned
doing that tour today, and that was
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amazing. The toys that they had in there
were... They're very bendy. They're
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very bendy. That's good. That's a good
way to describe them. Well, she was
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very proud of, like, that they have,
like, some of the most durable, like,
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bendable sex toys on the market. Because
everyone is different, you know. Right.
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If you're going to access the G -Spot,
you might need to...
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Right. Dual S curve. You never know.
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Tilt this way a little bit or tilt that
way. Like, I think that's one nice thing
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about being a swinger is that I get to
try out lots of different dick shapes.
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So it's nice having a toy.
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line that thinks that way in terms of,
like, not everyone's pussy is built the
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same way, and you can't make one toy and
then expect everyone to adjust to the
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toy. Right. Like, she wants toys that
will adjust to the vagina, which is
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You could shape it like, you know, this
is our friend from Phoenix. Yeah.
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This way.
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This is Bob. A little lefty or something
like that. Yeah, that's your friend
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from New York. Cheers.
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Should we do a little show and tell with
the toys? The toys.
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That we picked out today? Yeah.
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Hello. Does this remind you of anything,
Daniel? Yes, it does. This reminds me
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of breakfast.
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So.
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Oh, goodness.
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Wow. Kind of a plethora of options.
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So when she was talking about this one,
she was so cute. She was like.
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So if you have, you know, maybe.
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A friend. A friend or some other
friends.
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It's like, oh, no, we get it. We're on
the level. We understand.
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Like, so this literally like.
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First of all, I like that this gets
super long.
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So, like, Daniel could, you know, be in
the middle controlling, and we don't
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necessarily need to be, like, within six
inches of the fucking toy.
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Yeah, that's crazy.
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I like tuning for it. It's kind of like
the one that we share. Yes. Right? I
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like that one a lot, yeah.
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And I like that you can manipulate what
it's touching and where it's touching it
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a little bit. Right? I'm thinking that
this is, like, every part.
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I do like this.
335
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That's what I'm saying. I feel like it's
not just for like, oh, let's just touch
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her. Because it's all here.
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All of it. I did bring, because it's
Daniel Day, I brought him a special
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treat that I made.
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What did you do?
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It was our job to provide things.
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Well, exactly, but this is just a
secondary.
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Plus, it's really good for hand jobs.
343
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What? What did you bring?
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I brought you some special lube that I
make at home.
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Wait, you make lube? I do.
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So for Daniel Day, I brought almond and
vanilla.
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Oh, goodness.
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They're really good. I do not object to
this.
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Here,
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get that a little lick.
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Okay.
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You know,
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I feel like we should challenge that
hypothesis.
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I mean, we just happen to have Daniel's
day present on Daniel Day. On Daniel
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Day. And we have food.
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Daniel. Pants off now. Thank you.
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Can I put my greasy hands on it? Oh,
yes, you can.
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You're right, that is good for hand
jobs.
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Yeah? That is lovely.
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Yeah?
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Shining the ruby?
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Shining the ruby. So you hold the, like,
you hold that thing or whatever, and go
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up and down like this?
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Mm -hmm.
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The juicer.
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The juicer.
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Right at the edge. Yeah.
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I call this one the extra long vagina.
Yeah, you gotta like... The long one.
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I
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have
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an idea. What if I'm the remote?
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And so we can, like, make him edge, and
he can control it on us.
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Are you up for that? Yes.
374
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I think it's going to be, like, really
intense
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once he's done. I know, I'm kind of
scared. I'm a little nervous.
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Are you ready?
377
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I'm ready to, like, have, like, you know
those, like, those electricity games
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you play? I like it.
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Oh my god all the time
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Yes,
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of course.
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We should fuck.
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Okay. You behind me.
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Okay. And then we'll figure out how
to... And then I'll hold that so she can
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just brace with her hands. Yeah.
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Are you taking advantage of your new
loop over here? I am. My dick is covered
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it.
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Oh no, I have like 12 seconds.
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Holy... That's really nice.
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Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my
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God. Oh, my God.
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Oh,
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my God.
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Oh, my God.
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That was amazing.
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To find out more about the toys featured
in this episode, go to ToyRideTV .com.
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So, I'm thinking, like... And he can,
like, wonder.
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I like this idea. I'm sure it's not as
loud if it's, like, in your panties.
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00:24:44,010 --> 00:24:45,150
Well, then, let's test that.
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You gotta be ladylike, right?
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Ready? Yep.
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Holy mother... Wait.
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Okay.
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