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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,020 Tonight on Toy Ride. Have like a little Daniel Day today. 2 00:00:03,280 --> 00:00:04,480 Breakfast and head. 3 00:00:04,880 --> 00:00:06,740 This toy just came out. 4 00:00:06,940 --> 00:00:08,039 I like that. 5 00:00:09,420 --> 00:00:10,500 You like surprises? 6 00:00:11,760 --> 00:00:12,760 What? 7 00:00:13,040 --> 00:00:14,040 How's it going? 8 00:00:14,100 --> 00:00:16,680 This is what creates all the alcohol in a beer. Yay! 9 00:00:17,400 --> 00:00:19,340 We are so going to pop. I like Daniel Day. 10 00:00:21,100 --> 00:00:22,300 Hi, I'm Nikki. 11 00:00:22,560 --> 00:00:25,060 And I'm Daniel. We love having a great time. 12 00:00:25,260 --> 00:00:26,420 Having great sex. 13 00:00:26,760 --> 00:00:28,560 And of course, each other. 14 00:00:29,290 --> 00:00:33,250 We're traveling all over the U .S. to find out what's new and exciting in the 15 00:00:33,250 --> 00:00:37,130 world of adult toys. We never know where we're going or what we'll get to play 16 00:00:37,130 --> 00:00:41,110 with. Along the way, we'll make some new friends, see some old friends, and 17 00:00:41,110 --> 00:00:45,910 maybe, just maybe, find the perfect sex toy. It's going to be a crazy adventure. 18 00:00:46,190 --> 00:00:48,790 But as long as we're together, we know it's going to be fun. 19 00:00:49,570 --> 00:00:51,310 This is Toy Ride. 20 00:01:13,740 --> 00:01:14,740 Well, hello, dear. 21 00:01:14,860 --> 00:01:15,860 Good morning. What is this? 22 00:01:16,180 --> 00:01:21,320 Okay, so I got up a little early, and I made you breakfast. 23 00:01:21,900 --> 00:01:24,300 What? Because I'm a good wife. Here, take the coffee. 24 00:01:24,620 --> 00:01:25,980 Okay. I think it's still hot. 25 00:01:26,260 --> 00:01:27,260 Oh, it is very hot. 26 00:01:28,360 --> 00:01:35,280 And I was thinking maybe we could, I don't know, have like a little Daniel 27 00:01:35,280 --> 00:01:36,059 Day today. 28 00:01:36,060 --> 00:01:39,920 A Daniel Day? Yeah, because you've been so sweet to me lately, and you're always 29 00:01:39,920 --> 00:01:40,920 so amazing. 30 00:01:41,400 --> 00:01:42,400 You're lying to me. 31 00:01:42,430 --> 00:01:47,610 I know that you... Toaster pastry. I was thinking maybe we could have this 32 00:01:47,610 --> 00:01:51,010 delicious toaster pastry in bed. 33 00:01:51,750 --> 00:01:53,370 Yeah, I'm going to definitely eat this. 34 00:01:54,590 --> 00:01:58,330 I think that I've got a pretty good plan for the day. How's the coffee? 35 00:01:58,990 --> 00:02:01,470 It's good. Yeah? Yeah, want some? Mm -hmm. 36 00:02:02,350 --> 00:02:03,350 Cool. 37 00:02:03,690 --> 00:02:04,690 So where are we going? 38 00:02:04,890 --> 00:02:05,889 It's a surprise. 39 00:02:05,890 --> 00:02:06,890 A surprise? 40 00:02:06,930 --> 00:02:07,970 Yeah. All right. 41 00:02:08,289 --> 00:02:09,289 You don't get to know me. 42 00:02:10,090 --> 00:02:11,090 I like surprises. 43 00:02:11,790 --> 00:02:12,790 No, you don't. 44 00:02:12,910 --> 00:02:13,910 Sometimes. 45 00:02:14,330 --> 00:02:16,370 I mean, especially when they're about me. 46 00:02:16,730 --> 00:02:17,730 Do you want another surprise? 47 00:02:17,950 --> 00:02:18,950 I do. 48 00:02:20,050 --> 00:02:26,230 I want something wet, but not the bed. 49 00:02:26,430 --> 00:02:28,470 Oh, this kind of surprise. 50 00:02:28,690 --> 00:02:31,090 Well, I just want to make you feel special. 51 00:02:31,950 --> 00:02:33,430 Because you make me feel special. 52 00:02:35,370 --> 00:02:37,170 Oh, you already feel special. 53 00:02:37,430 --> 00:02:38,430 Yeah. 54 00:02:39,350 --> 00:02:40,510 Breakfast in bed? 55 00:02:41,299 --> 00:02:43,280 Yeah, I definitely feel special. 56 00:03:24,560 --> 00:03:25,560 You're very talented. 57 00:03:43,900 --> 00:03:48,740 Playboy says welcome to Chatsworth. Next stop is Impulse Novelties. 58 00:03:49,040 --> 00:03:51,000 Impulse. In Chatsworth, California. 59 00:03:51,420 --> 00:03:52,860 Okay. We're going to get ready. 60 00:03:53,440 --> 00:03:54,440 And go have a Sunday. 61 00:03:55,680 --> 00:03:56,680 Okay. 62 00:04:00,200 --> 00:04:02,400 Impulse Novelties. I feel like, I mean, I like the name. 63 00:04:02,620 --> 00:04:05,540 Yes. Pulse is in the name. Do you think they make vibrators? 64 00:04:05,860 --> 00:04:06,860 I think it's possible. 65 00:04:08,120 --> 00:04:09,920 Impulse. Impulse. I like it. Daniel. 66 00:04:11,360 --> 00:04:14,380 For Daniel Day. I like this. 67 00:04:14,800 --> 00:04:15,719 Titch the bra. 68 00:04:15,720 --> 00:04:17,480 I like it. For you. Good call. 69 00:04:17,860 --> 00:04:18,860 And for the dress. 70 00:04:19,440 --> 00:04:20,440 Mostly for you. 71 00:04:21,180 --> 00:04:23,040 Oh, it says impulse. I said, I saw impulse. 72 00:04:23,340 --> 00:04:24,340 I saw it. 73 00:04:24,480 --> 00:04:25,299 Oh, okay. 74 00:04:25,300 --> 00:04:26,300 I'm so excited. 75 00:04:29,660 --> 00:04:30,660 Hello. 76 00:04:31,280 --> 00:04:32,280 Welcome. 77 00:04:32,520 --> 00:04:35,980 Hi, I'm Ernestine. It's nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. Very nice to meet 78 00:04:35,980 --> 00:04:40,220 you, Ernestine. Welcome to M Plus Novelties. Well, thanks for having us. 79 00:04:40,440 --> 00:04:43,860 I started a company four years ago. 80 00:04:44,140 --> 00:04:49,700 Okay. I designed and manufactured them. And as a woman, I understand a woman's 81 00:04:49,700 --> 00:04:51,500 body more than a man. Absolutely. 82 00:04:51,740 --> 00:04:58,700 This is based on fashion, personality, and since each of 83 00:04:58,700 --> 00:05:03,100 us are different, some women, you know, we don't have all the same personality. 84 00:05:03,480 --> 00:05:04,480 Right. 85 00:05:14,440 --> 00:05:16,080 Welcome to my showroom. 86 00:05:16,380 --> 00:05:20,000 So in this world here, we're going to start here. 87 00:05:20,920 --> 00:05:22,380 We have five personalities. 88 00:05:23,080 --> 00:05:28,960 Okay. This is going to be a sexually educated lady. They want to explore it, 89 00:05:28,960 --> 00:05:30,500 they want to be discreet about it. 90 00:05:30,780 --> 00:05:35,700 This is going to be a bohemian chic, effortless. And, you know, just to keep 91 00:05:35,700 --> 00:05:38,260 cool and simple, no complication. 92 00:05:38,760 --> 00:05:41,440 And when you still look good and classy. 93 00:05:42,320 --> 00:05:43,320 Elegance, romance. 94 00:05:44,300 --> 00:05:51,240 The woman who's romantic, like to have attention from her man. 95 00:05:51,720 --> 00:05:52,900 She needs a little more romance. 96 00:05:53,480 --> 00:06:00,220 Then the watcher, oh my God, she like to drink, she like to party, she like to 97 00:06:00,220 --> 00:06:04,760 explore, she's not afraid, she's not, you know, she just go for it. Her makeup 98 00:06:04,760 --> 00:06:08,100 is always over the top, everything they do is like extreme. 99 00:06:08,560 --> 00:06:09,560 Playful delight. 100 00:06:09,780 --> 00:06:10,780 I love sex. 101 00:06:11,180 --> 00:06:15,440 But I just like to play around and then pretend that I don't. But, you know, 102 00:06:15,500 --> 00:06:20,460 just she likes surprises. And she wants her man to surprise her. 103 00:06:20,700 --> 00:06:21,619 Playful delay. 104 00:06:21,620 --> 00:06:23,100 Wild child. Wild child. 105 00:06:23,380 --> 00:06:24,380 Elegant romantic. 106 00:06:24,600 --> 00:06:25,600 Elegant romantic. 107 00:06:25,640 --> 00:06:26,640 Bohemian chic. 108 00:06:26,900 --> 00:06:29,120 Bohemian chic. And sexually educated lady. 109 00:06:29,440 --> 00:06:31,740 What we're known for, bendable. 110 00:06:32,240 --> 00:06:36,640 Interesting. We are known for the brand best, the best company who make the best 111 00:06:36,640 --> 00:06:40,080 bendable toy. Wow. Because our bendable toy stays. 112 00:06:41,190 --> 00:06:42,410 Oh, wow, yeah. 113 00:06:43,330 --> 00:06:44,330 They stay. 114 00:06:44,970 --> 00:06:45,990 They don't break. 115 00:06:46,850 --> 00:06:47,890 That's fantastic. 116 00:06:48,170 --> 00:06:54,930 And you can twist them any way you want it, any size, and they 117 00:06:54,930 --> 00:06:55,930 just stay. 118 00:06:56,070 --> 00:06:57,250 That's really cool. 119 00:06:57,510 --> 00:06:59,310 They are so smooth. Yeah. 120 00:06:59,610 --> 00:07:01,650 And they stay right there. 121 00:07:02,760 --> 00:07:03,820 This is really cool. 122 00:07:04,080 --> 00:07:10,360 So it took me almost a year to figure it out, how to make a real bendable toy. 123 00:07:10,580 --> 00:07:13,720 That one also, you can see. Oh, it's bendable. It's bendable. 124 00:07:13,980 --> 00:07:17,180 I focus most of my toy on the flexibility. 125 00:07:17,700 --> 00:07:20,000 You know, because some women, you know, we all differentiate. 126 00:07:20,380 --> 00:07:26,440 Right. You know, you want to be able to use a toy and, you know, even heavier, 127 00:07:26,700 --> 00:07:31,000 skinnier, you know, any shape of woman can use this toy. 128 00:07:32,560 --> 00:07:36,540 So today, we're going to have this big surprise. 129 00:07:36,900 --> 00:07:38,840 What choice are you going to make on this table? 130 00:07:39,140 --> 00:07:40,260 Just be the personality. 131 00:07:40,480 --> 00:07:42,300 There will be a toy tailored to your personality. 132 00:07:42,600 --> 00:07:45,600 That's what calls a collection, though. Wow. That's our speciality. 133 00:07:45,840 --> 00:07:48,460 Usually, this is a quiz that I do online. 134 00:07:48,900 --> 00:07:51,860 And we decided to make a visual for you guys. 135 00:07:52,600 --> 00:07:55,040 So we're going to start by this table. 136 00:07:55,280 --> 00:07:58,500 Which fabric would you like? You know, what would you wear? 137 00:07:58,820 --> 00:08:00,060 This one is really soft. 138 00:08:00,760 --> 00:08:03,010 I think I like this. I like this one. 139 00:08:03,290 --> 00:08:04,290 Flowers. Yeah. 140 00:08:04,810 --> 00:08:09,090 Perfect. So then now we're going to go to the next table. So which shoe would 141 00:08:09,090 --> 00:08:09,769 you wear? 142 00:08:09,770 --> 00:08:11,230 I think I actually own something. 143 00:08:12,310 --> 00:08:13,310 These are sexy. 144 00:08:13,830 --> 00:08:14,970 I like the lace. 145 00:08:15,670 --> 00:08:17,850 Perfect. I also picked the highest heel. 146 00:08:18,490 --> 00:08:20,950 Oh, what kind of date would you like on a Friday night? 147 00:08:21,190 --> 00:08:24,050 Would you like candy with a bottle of champagne? 148 00:08:25,050 --> 00:08:26,770 Or are you going to go camping? 149 00:08:27,390 --> 00:08:28,390 Nope. 150 00:08:31,400 --> 00:08:34,320 So you would have been sitting at home and reading a book. 151 00:08:34,799 --> 00:08:37,679 Or you just want to go party and drink. 152 00:08:38,140 --> 00:08:39,360 Well, we like drinking. 153 00:08:40,480 --> 00:08:42,679 We usually do that Monday through Thursday. It's true. 154 00:08:43,780 --> 00:08:50,580 I do think on a Friday after like a long work week, books are more my 155 00:08:50,580 --> 00:08:52,080 speed. That's perfect. 156 00:08:52,540 --> 00:08:55,640 Okay. Now, what's your favorite smell? 157 00:08:56,500 --> 00:09:00,020 Do you go with the flower or vanilla? 158 00:09:01,480 --> 00:09:04,020 Lavender, coffee, the wood, lavender. 159 00:09:07,900 --> 00:09:09,140 What is your favorite smell? 160 00:09:09,460 --> 00:09:12,760 I think this is probably... I fucking love that smell. 161 00:09:13,000 --> 00:09:15,340 I think I got to go with coffee. Coffee? Yeah. 162 00:09:15,860 --> 00:09:17,140 Oh, the flowers. 163 00:09:17,700 --> 00:09:19,240 I'm going to say the orchid. Okay. 164 00:09:19,500 --> 00:09:21,720 So we're going to have a surprise in the end. 165 00:09:22,180 --> 00:09:23,180 Okay. 166 00:09:32,160 --> 00:09:36,260 So the packaging inspiration came from a shoebox. 167 00:09:36,460 --> 00:09:40,280 Oh, I can totally see that. Yeah, because they do look kind of like 168 00:09:40,300 --> 00:09:41,340 This is amazing. 169 00:09:41,940 --> 00:09:46,480 This is overwhelming. Yeah, I'm glad. I'm very honored that you guys are here. 170 00:09:46,480 --> 00:09:50,220 They're really beautiful. Which toy would Nikki end up with? 171 00:09:50,480 --> 00:09:55,260 So that's what I'm going to do is I'm going to just go on and just try to see 172 00:09:55,260 --> 00:09:56,720 what will be. 173 00:09:57,200 --> 00:10:00,040 The response to your personality for your quiz. 174 00:10:00,280 --> 00:10:04,540 Okay. And then I will give you the answer after. 175 00:10:04,800 --> 00:10:08,140 Okay, that sounds good. So you guys can keep looking at a lot of it. 176 00:10:08,980 --> 00:10:09,980 Okay, cool. 177 00:10:10,220 --> 00:10:11,540 Thank you, Derek. Sure. 178 00:10:11,740 --> 00:10:12,740 Thank you. 179 00:10:13,720 --> 00:10:14,720 Whoa. 180 00:10:14,960 --> 00:10:19,080 360 -degree reversible tulip. 181 00:10:20,180 --> 00:10:23,700 Doesn't it look like San Beetlejuice, like when her face opens up? 182 00:10:24,110 --> 00:10:26,850 Do you ever feel like we need to walk around these places, like, with an 183 00:10:26,850 --> 00:10:29,370 anatomically correct sex doll so that we can just, like, demo? 184 00:10:29,570 --> 00:10:31,930 It's the Valentina Dalton bullet system. 185 00:10:32,270 --> 00:10:33,370 Are they all connected? 186 00:10:33,870 --> 00:10:36,730 I think so. It looks like they're all wired up. That's cool. 187 00:10:38,670 --> 00:10:45,630 So the result of the test was sex -educated 188 00:10:45,630 --> 00:10:46,670 ladies. Oh, really? 189 00:10:47,010 --> 00:10:49,990 I'm going to give you a gift. Really? 190 00:10:50,190 --> 00:10:51,370 Yeah. Well, thank you. 191 00:10:52,480 --> 00:10:59,200 I'm going to give you Manola, and I'm also going to have you try Emily. 192 00:10:59,600 --> 00:11:01,660 But that's not going to be it. 193 00:11:02,020 --> 00:11:07,480 What? I think you're going to explore also some of our best specialties. 194 00:11:07,720 --> 00:11:11,820 The Valentina. The Valentina. So what is this Valentina? 195 00:11:12,240 --> 00:11:15,260 So the Valentina is a triple bullet. 196 00:11:15,560 --> 00:11:16,660 A triple bullet. 197 00:11:17,040 --> 00:11:17,899 A triple bullet. 198 00:11:17,900 --> 00:11:18,900 I call that. 199 00:11:18,920 --> 00:11:20,220 You can have another partner. 200 00:11:20,780 --> 00:11:25,120 and play with that. Three of you, you know, three people play. Three people 201 00:11:25,120 --> 00:11:26,120 play on that. 202 00:11:27,480 --> 00:11:28,480 Wow. 203 00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:36,420 Dang. Wow. That is lit. 204 00:11:36,720 --> 00:11:37,720 That is insane. 205 00:11:38,380 --> 00:11:39,640 It doesn't have power. 206 00:11:39,980 --> 00:11:40,980 Right? Yeah. 207 00:11:42,920 --> 00:11:43,920 That's awesome. 208 00:11:44,040 --> 00:11:47,880 It's not like you need enough toys to share. You just need a toy that shares. 209 00:11:48,040 --> 00:11:49,040 Yeah, exactly. 210 00:11:51,080 --> 00:11:54,420 That's the good stuff to share. Wow. You can share with these toys. 211 00:11:54,680 --> 00:11:55,680 Thank you so much. 212 00:11:55,700 --> 00:12:00,000 Thank you so much. Oh, thank you for coming. This is so incredible getting to 213 00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:01,000 see everything. 214 00:12:01,020 --> 00:12:02,020 This is great. 215 00:12:02,160 --> 00:12:07,700 When people like you guys come to me, it makes me even happier. 216 00:12:08,100 --> 00:12:08,889 Good, good. 217 00:12:08,890 --> 00:12:11,790 Well, we feel honored because this is obviously you sharing your passion with 218 00:12:11,790 --> 00:12:14,030 us. It's amazing, yeah. Thank you so much. Thank you. 219 00:12:16,270 --> 00:12:17,890 How's your Daniel Day been so far? 220 00:12:18,110 --> 00:12:20,390 It's been good. I don't even really know where we're going. We're going to turn 221 00:12:20,390 --> 00:12:21,530 right in 800 feet. 222 00:12:21,870 --> 00:12:23,610 Don't worry about it. It's Daniel Day. 223 00:12:24,090 --> 00:12:26,790 Don't worry about it. I took care of the plans. Okay, so I'm trusting you. 224 00:12:26,890 --> 00:12:29,750 You're going to navigate. It's Daniel Day. I got it. I made the plan. 225 00:12:30,110 --> 00:12:31,710 Nikki the navigator. I got the navigation. 226 00:12:32,150 --> 00:12:34,030 Good. Taking me on Daniel Day plans. Yeah. 227 00:12:34,430 --> 00:12:36,890 You know, we got to learn a little bit about ourselves today. 228 00:12:38,910 --> 00:12:41,110 We've got some fun sex face to try later. 229 00:12:42,190 --> 00:12:43,430 We'll have a little fun. 230 00:12:43,730 --> 00:12:45,970 Before we get back to the house, that's all. 231 00:12:47,270 --> 00:12:48,270 Don't worry about it. 232 00:12:48,370 --> 00:12:50,150 What could we possibly do? 233 00:12:50,670 --> 00:12:51,670 Did I? 234 00:12:52,250 --> 00:12:53,790 Oh, yeah, I did. There it is. 235 00:12:55,530 --> 00:12:57,130 Let's get these back on. 236 00:12:57,750 --> 00:12:59,070 Boom. Oh, 237 00:13:00,290 --> 00:13:02,010 snap. I see what we're doing. 238 00:13:03,210 --> 00:13:04,370 Going to a brewery. 239 00:13:06,190 --> 00:13:07,390 I'm down for the brews. 240 00:13:08,750 --> 00:13:09,750 Let's get our drink on. 241 00:13:14,750 --> 00:13:16,230 Hi there. 242 00:13:16,590 --> 00:13:20,830 Hey. I'm Nikki. Nikki, nice to meet you. I'm Daniel. Daniel, nice to meet you. 243 00:13:20,830 --> 00:13:24,390 I'm Derek. Very nice to meet you, Derek. Welcome to 818 Brewing. I'm fucking 244 00:13:24,390 --> 00:13:25,390 excited. 245 00:13:26,410 --> 00:13:27,410 It's like a laboratory. 246 00:13:27,550 --> 00:13:31,610 Yeah, we're just a little three and a half barrel nano brewery here in Canoga 247 00:13:31,610 --> 00:13:35,810 Park. Everything really begins in the green, so this guy right here. Wow. 248 00:13:36,560 --> 00:13:40,120 This is what creates all the alcohol in the beer. It's the malted barley. So 249 00:13:40,120 --> 00:13:43,300 right now you're looking at kind of a blend of different barleys, and so the 250 00:13:43,300 --> 00:13:47,020 darker the malt, it's kind of like coffee. The darker roast will make a 251 00:13:47,020 --> 00:13:47,959 beer. Darker, richer. 252 00:13:47,960 --> 00:13:49,900 Yeah, and we take that and we grind it up. 253 00:13:50,660 --> 00:13:53,180 So you can kind of see what this stuff is. 254 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:56,060 Can I touch it? Yeah, absolutely. 255 00:13:56,260 --> 00:13:57,260 You can actually taste it. 256 00:13:57,780 --> 00:13:59,880 It kind of tastes like grape nuts. 257 00:14:00,140 --> 00:14:02,420 Oh, really? Try a little bit of that. 258 00:14:02,720 --> 00:14:03,720 Thanks. 259 00:14:09,770 --> 00:14:11,990 It does taste like grape nut. It's hardcore. 260 00:14:13,970 --> 00:14:18,310 I'll go grab the first taster and have my assistant bring it out. Awesome. All 261 00:14:18,310 --> 00:14:19,350 right. Thank you. All right. 262 00:14:20,670 --> 00:14:21,830 This is nice. I like this. 263 00:14:22,050 --> 00:14:23,050 Yeah, this is great. 264 00:14:23,090 --> 00:14:27,010 We should totally make our own beer. Do you think that we would blow anything up 265 00:14:27,010 --> 00:14:29,730 if we tried? We would definitely blow something up if we tried. Maybe. 266 00:14:30,830 --> 00:14:31,830 What? 267 00:14:32,450 --> 00:14:33,610 Hey. Hi. 268 00:14:33,950 --> 00:14:34,950 How's it going? 269 00:14:35,670 --> 00:14:38,750 Wonderful. I heard it's Daniel Day. It is Daniel Day. 270 00:14:41,010 --> 00:14:42,010 Yeah, 271 00:14:43,410 --> 00:14:46,150 exit. So how's Daniel Day been going? 272 00:14:46,470 --> 00:14:49,570 Good. He's got some surprises for later. 273 00:14:50,350 --> 00:14:53,830 I am glad that we were able to, like, secret you in here without Daniel 274 00:14:54,230 --> 00:14:59,610 Are you able to hang out tonight? Oh, yeah. Are you free, right? Okay, cool. 275 00:14:59,950 --> 00:15:01,610 I like that. That sounds good. Yeah. 276 00:15:02,570 --> 00:15:06,350 I love Daniel Day. This is our Valley Grove Blanc. This is good. 277 00:15:06,650 --> 00:15:07,650 This is delicious. 278 00:15:07,730 --> 00:15:08,850 That's really good. 279 00:15:10,790 --> 00:15:13,610 How long did it take you guys to kind of perfect this flavor? 280 00:15:13,830 --> 00:15:15,070 At least 150 times. 281 00:15:15,310 --> 00:15:16,310 Wow. 282 00:15:17,310 --> 00:15:19,490 Let me grab you the next one. Matador Red. 283 00:15:19,690 --> 00:15:20,690 All right. 284 00:15:21,050 --> 00:15:22,050 One more beer. 285 00:15:26,290 --> 00:15:27,790 Yeah. Really good. Thanks. 286 00:15:29,550 --> 00:15:32,590 What is the next next one is our Belgian Golden Strong Ale? 287 00:15:33,590 --> 00:15:34,850 This is Gravity Hill. 288 00:15:35,210 --> 00:15:37,950 That is amazing. I could drink too many of these. 289 00:15:38,370 --> 00:15:41,570 We got one more. We got to do an IPA. Oh, another round. 290 00:15:42,050 --> 00:15:43,050 Last one here. 291 00:15:45,130 --> 00:15:46,150 What are we choosing to? 292 00:15:47,010 --> 00:15:48,030 To Dandle Day. 293 00:15:48,250 --> 00:15:49,250 Yay! 294 00:15:51,130 --> 00:15:54,410 Yay! To the Valley. To the Valley. Great to run into you guys. 295 00:15:55,410 --> 00:15:57,310 So what's been going on with you two? 296 00:15:57,840 --> 00:15:59,340 Fuck, today was interesting, man. 297 00:15:59,700 --> 00:16:05,900 Yeah. Well, we told you, we mentioned doing that tour today, and that was 298 00:16:05,900 --> 00:16:10,660 amazing. The toys that they had in there were... They're very bendy. They're 299 00:16:10,660 --> 00:16:14,280 very bendy. That's good. That's a good way to describe them. Well, she was 300 00:16:14,360 --> 00:16:19,640 very proud of, like, that they have, like, some of the most durable, like, 301 00:16:19,680 --> 00:16:24,260 bendable sex toys on the market. Because everyone is different, you know. Right. 302 00:16:24,260 --> 00:16:26,480 If you're going to access the G -Spot, you might need to... 303 00:16:26,720 --> 00:16:29,760 Right. Dual S curve. You never know. 304 00:16:30,040 --> 00:16:33,600 Tilt this way a little bit or tilt that way. Like, I think that's one nice thing 305 00:16:33,600 --> 00:16:37,440 about being a swinger is that I get to try out lots of different dick shapes. 306 00:16:38,640 --> 00:16:40,420 So it's nice having a toy. 307 00:16:41,080 --> 00:16:45,780 line that thinks that way in terms of, like, not everyone's pussy is built the 308 00:16:45,780 --> 00:16:49,600 same way, and you can't make one toy and then expect everyone to adjust to the 309 00:16:49,600 --> 00:16:54,040 toy. Right. Like, she wants toys that will adjust to the vagina, which is 310 00:16:54,060 --> 00:16:57,420 You could shape it like, you know, this is our friend from Phoenix. Yeah. 311 00:16:58,240 --> 00:16:59,139 This way. 312 00:16:59,140 --> 00:17:02,160 This is Bob. A little lefty or something like that. Yeah, that's your friend 313 00:17:02,160 --> 00:17:03,160 from New York. Cheers. 314 00:17:03,880 --> 00:17:08,300 Should we do a little show and tell with the toys? The toys. 315 00:17:08,520 --> 00:17:10,140 That we picked out today? Yeah. 316 00:17:13,710 --> 00:17:18,310 Hello. Does this remind you of anything, Daniel? Yes, it does. This reminds me 317 00:17:18,310 --> 00:17:19,310 of breakfast. 318 00:17:20,050 --> 00:17:21,050 So. 319 00:17:21,150 --> 00:17:22,150 Oh, goodness. 320 00:17:22,369 --> 00:17:24,470 Wow. Kind of a plethora of options. 321 00:17:24,810 --> 00:17:27,790 So when she was talking about this one, she was so cute. She was like. 322 00:17:28,490 --> 00:17:29,790 So if you have, you know, maybe. 323 00:17:30,330 --> 00:17:33,530 A friend. A friend or some other friends. 324 00:17:34,130 --> 00:17:37,210 It's like, oh, no, we get it. We're on the level. We understand. 325 00:17:37,730 --> 00:17:40,030 Like, so this literally like. 326 00:17:40,620 --> 00:17:42,620 First of all, I like that this gets super long. 327 00:17:42,880 --> 00:17:48,000 So, like, Daniel could, you know, be in the middle controlling, and we don't 328 00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:50,440 necessarily need to be, like, within six inches of the fucking toy. 329 00:17:51,100 --> 00:17:52,100 Yeah, that's crazy. 330 00:17:52,620 --> 00:17:56,060 I like tuning for it. It's kind of like the one that we share. Yes. Right? I 331 00:17:56,060 --> 00:17:57,060 like that one a lot, yeah. 332 00:17:57,340 --> 00:18:03,080 And I like that you can manipulate what it's touching and where it's touching it 333 00:18:03,080 --> 00:18:05,840 a little bit. Right? I'm thinking that this is, like, every part. 334 00:18:06,719 --> 00:18:07,840 I do like this. 335 00:18:08,040 --> 00:18:10,940 That's what I'm saying. I feel like it's not just for like, oh, let's just touch 336 00:18:10,940 --> 00:18:12,740 her. Because it's all here. 337 00:18:13,320 --> 00:18:17,860 All of it. I did bring, because it's Daniel Day, I brought him a special 338 00:18:17,860 --> 00:18:18,860 treat that I made. 339 00:18:18,960 --> 00:18:20,220 What did you do? 340 00:18:20,440 --> 00:18:21,760 It was our job to provide things. 341 00:18:22,080 --> 00:18:24,360 Well, exactly, but this is just a secondary. 342 00:18:24,620 --> 00:18:27,300 Plus, it's really good for hand jobs. 343 00:18:27,680 --> 00:18:29,200 What? What did you bring? 344 00:18:29,460 --> 00:18:32,140 I brought you some special lube that I make at home. 345 00:18:32,380 --> 00:18:34,140 Wait, you make lube? I do. 346 00:18:34,810 --> 00:18:37,570 So for Daniel Day, I brought almond and vanilla. 347 00:18:37,870 --> 00:18:38,769 Oh, goodness. 348 00:18:38,770 --> 00:18:40,630 They're really good. I do not object to this. 349 00:18:42,330 --> 00:18:43,330 Here, 350 00:18:43,710 --> 00:18:45,730 get that a little lick. 351 00:18:46,550 --> 00:18:47,550 Okay. 352 00:18:48,270 --> 00:18:49,270 You know, 353 00:18:49,690 --> 00:18:52,630 I feel like we should challenge that hypothesis. 354 00:18:53,230 --> 00:18:57,230 I mean, we just happen to have Daniel's day present on Daniel Day. On Daniel 355 00:18:57,230 --> 00:18:58,430 Day. And we have food. 356 00:19:00,310 --> 00:19:02,170 Daniel. Pants off now. Thank you. 357 00:19:03,040 --> 00:19:05,180 Can I put my greasy hands on it? Oh, yes, you can. 358 00:19:06,680 --> 00:19:08,160 You're right, that is good for hand jobs. 359 00:19:08,540 --> 00:19:09,940 Yeah? That is lovely. 360 00:19:10,200 --> 00:19:11,200 Yeah? 361 00:19:18,140 --> 00:19:19,140 Shining the ruby? 362 00:19:19,620 --> 00:19:23,180 Shining the ruby. So you hold the, like, you hold that thing or whatever, and go 363 00:19:23,180 --> 00:19:24,320 up and down like this? 364 00:19:24,540 --> 00:19:25,540 Mm -hmm. 365 00:19:26,320 --> 00:19:27,320 The juicer. 366 00:19:27,360 --> 00:19:28,360 The juicer. 367 00:19:33,130 --> 00:19:34,190 Right at the edge. Yeah. 368 00:19:37,190 --> 00:19:41,110 I call this one the extra long vagina. Yeah, you gotta like... The long one. 369 00:19:43,150 --> 00:19:43,550 I 370 00:19:43,550 --> 00:19:57,150 have 371 00:19:57,150 --> 00:20:01,810 an idea. What if I'm the remote? 372 00:20:02,820 --> 00:20:07,000 And so we can, like, make him edge, and he can control it on us. 373 00:20:07,240 --> 00:20:08,240 Are you up for that? Yes. 374 00:20:09,320 --> 00:20:16,240 I think it's going to be, like, really intense 375 00:20:16,240 --> 00:20:18,220 once he's done. I know, I'm kind of scared. I'm a little nervous. 376 00:20:18,520 --> 00:20:19,520 Are you ready? 377 00:20:19,620 --> 00:20:23,460 I'm ready to, like, have, like, you know those, like, those electricity games 378 00:20:23,460 --> 00:20:26,040 you play? I like it. 379 00:20:32,570 --> 00:20:34,030 Oh my god all the time 380 00:21:45,570 --> 00:21:46,970 Yes, 381 00:21:48,410 --> 00:21:49,410 of course. 382 00:22:13,580 --> 00:22:14,580 We should fuck. 383 00:22:14,700 --> 00:22:15,980 Okay. You behind me. 384 00:22:16,320 --> 00:22:20,160 Okay. And then we'll figure out how to... And then I'll hold that so she can 385 00:22:20,160 --> 00:22:21,360 just brace with her hands. Yeah. 386 00:22:23,060 --> 00:22:27,100 Are you taking advantage of your new loop over here? I am. My dick is covered 387 00:22:27,100 --> 00:22:28,100 it. 388 00:22:35,500 --> 00:22:41,100 Oh no, I have like 12 seconds. 389 00:22:42,080 --> 00:22:44,280 Holy... That's really nice. 390 00:23:24,940 --> 00:23:31,640 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my 391 00:23:31,640 --> 00:23:36,700 God. Oh, my God. 392 00:23:39,520 --> 00:23:40,520 Oh, 393 00:23:42,380 --> 00:23:43,380 my God. 394 00:23:43,620 --> 00:23:48,040 Oh, my God. 395 00:23:59,500 --> 00:24:00,500 That was amazing. 396 00:24:05,520 --> 00:24:10,540 To find out more about the toys featured in this episode, go to ToyRideTV .com. 397 00:24:31,790 --> 00:24:38,090 So, I'm thinking, like... And he can, like, wonder. 398 00:24:39,190 --> 00:24:43,550 I like this idea. I'm sure it's not as loud if it's, like, in your panties. 399 00:24:44,010 --> 00:24:45,150 Well, then, let's test that. 400 00:24:47,090 --> 00:24:48,350 You gotta be ladylike, right? 401 00:24:48,870 --> 00:24:49,870 Ready? Yep. 402 00:24:51,030 --> 00:24:57,530 Holy mother... Wait. 403 00:24:57,730 --> 00:24:58,730 Okay. 29518

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