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I'll hide it. your alarm clock.

I will pour. you are.

OTHER SIDE OF THE BED

...I will break your heart.

...hotels and long swimming

songs that will sing to us

at dawn.

I'll take you to Gibraltar.

...hotels and long swimming

songs that will sing to us

at dawn.

Maybe these are the days

for example.

But that doesn't matter.

Of course it's important. - No, it's not.

I'm in love, Pedro.

Don't be so sure.

almost never.

Simple I don't think that's a good enough reason,

I'm sorry.

Your mom made it for you. such ugly sweaters.

I gave them that they play.

Of course it bothers me!

Where is that? Give it back.

Here you go. - Just calm down.

Sonja, we are not a charity. We will never buy that apartment.

What happened? - What?

What did you do?

What did you do with it? my sweater?

Look what she did it to him.

My love...

My love...

My love! - What?

Go paint their faces. But don't give them my clothes.

Paula let me go.

What?

What happened?

She is in love with someone else. She didn't say who.

Peter, Peter.

Don't worry about it. It's okay.

Don't tell him that.

Everything will be fine.

Don't tell him that either.

The union broke up, That's all.

Same as giving

Paula only had two boyfriends. One is in Mexico.

Who is Paula with?

That boy is Daniel. Who cares?

I'm sorry, Pedro, I have to go to work today.

Daniel is gay.

He moved in with some guy. after he and Paula broke up.

Looks expensive, doesn't it? - Then we'll pretend we're French.

Not. - Of course.

No, that doesn't look right. How much?

14,500.

500 is not enough. - Okay.

I'll pay you back later. - No.

You told him/her too quickly.

Too fast?

But don't worry about Pedro. Everything will be fine in a few days.

This is forbidden.

To see that smile.

Nice, isn't it?

Why?

Javier, that's the point. They must know.

Oh, right.

Of course they have to!

Watch out.

seriously,

but I showed her signs.

Signs? - Let me prepare it.

Why? - Well, because of...

No...

Let's go out of town just you and me

throughout the weekend, in the incredible

What's wrong with him? - That makes me nervous.

What doesn't excite me,

So why would you and then they took them off?

Underwear like yours. He reminds me of my grandfather.

He must not break it.

You do that, huh?

You evil jerk.

I would like to say something.

Was that clear?

What now? - Better.

How is Pedro? Does he feel better?

Not at all.

He understood. that it couldn't be Daniel.

and then he spent the whole day looking for each of them

a certain boy that Paula knows. - Why not Daniel?

Because he's gay.

And Sonja, and my mother.

I have to talk. with you.

I have something to say.

What is that?

Therefore...

I have to go to Avila.

Exactly.

don't worry everything is fine.

In...

What, my love?

I love you very much.

Me too.

Many people think that we are all bisexual.

Daniel could be with Paul because

in the beginning it was white,

NATO is grey. - What?

He loves everything.

But Daniel could have been with Paul because he is

Bisexual, what's the problem?

What's wrong? with you?

What did you do?

I worked, of course.

I don't know.

Of course.

I don't know what to do.

I don't know what to do.

I'll sing you a lullaby.

I can't do you. warm up enough.

I'm sorry, I...

I don't know what to do.

a lot of noise.

I can't get you warm enough.

Hey, champ.

I didn't fall asleep for a moment.

Of course, This is a sign of recovery.

Your mind remains active.

Therefore you couldn't sleep.

I see it ending. with another guy.

David? - No, Daniel.

Good afternoon.

Hello.

No, he's gay.

Did you know? that new research has shown that

that we are all bisexual?

I could to fall in love with you.

Have you fallen in love with me? How?

Many friends they fall in love.

Daniel and his boyfriend are a registered couple.

I.

Trust me, Pedro.

I don't know who he is but i will kill him.

Avt!

What?

This guy is cheating singles and doubles competition.

It was 10 centimeters too long! - Shit!

Come on, tell me.

In addition, we're all bisexual anyway.

Okay, Carlos? - Yes, but...

And think about this.

It's proven. - Actually...

But you and Victoria you're having fun with...

That's the trick.

Forget it What do sociologists say?

Don't interrupt me.

People go crazy.

Why? Lack of sex.

And what about me? I have sex like a champ.

i have a girlfriend but here I belittle myself,

They don't have to be a choice.

Am I upset? Not at all. Her loss.

Then, later, I picked up some old, ugly whore.

Of course I did. tried again.

I am mature enough,

15 minutes later, I dropped her in doggy style on the field,

There is something special. in girls.

Girls are warriors!

From their perfume, with your pearls.

Girls are warriors!

Girls are warriors!

In magazines or in person...

Girls are warriors!

Girls are warriors!

Girls are warriors!

Playing with them it's like management...

nitroglycerin.

And less radiation.

They score a goal. You stab me in the heart.

They score a goal. You stab me in the heart.

There is something special. in girls.

Girls are warriors!

From their perfumes with your pearls.

Girls are warriors!

Girls are warriors!

Girls are warriors!

There is something special. in girls.

Simply no. I know how to deal with them.

They are warriors!

My love?

Why don't we meet Pedro? with your friend Nuria?

I think that's it. really touching.

What about Lucia? - What?

Of course not. She is a lesbian.

Don't break it! It doesn't look like that at all.

What?

What do you think? what do lesbians look like?

Like lesbians. short hair,

So that makes me a lesbian.

So Lucia and Pedro...?

Lucia is a lesbian! - Exactly, exactly!

Don't be upset.

Sonja, this smells terrible. - It will stop.

No, please!

I will kill you.

Oh, my God!

Will you fill out the survey? about drugs?

Go away. Always the same nonsense about drugs.

I follow Paul.

I follow Paul.

Forget it. But I just saw it Sonja enters her office.

Why is she here?

Halo?

Javier?

Thanks, but You didn't have to come.

come on I'll take you home.

I have a client nearby.

What are you two planning? - Let's go for coffee. Come with us.

OK

I'm still seeing someone. - Yes, with someone.

End of story. Let's leave it all together.

Pedro definitely got over it.

How are you two? I mean, as a couple.

We will buy an apartment.

Residue?

What's wrong with you? and the new guy?

He didn't go my girlfriend.

but he still gives her signs.

I'll tell her myself.

No, don't do that.

That would be a big mistake. Absolutely.

Don't go there.

Hello!

How are you, Paula? - Good. You?

Allow me to introduce you all. Paula, Javier, Sonia, this is...

My niece, Jessica. - Jennifer.

Jennifer, my girlfriend. Why are you all here?

We met by chance. We drank coffee.

Oh, great.

Just charging the batteries, Don't you, Jennifer?

I'm going to work.

I'll call. the...

I'm always with Jennifer.

That's right. I have my own, unique research method: PRS.

PRS

"Complete research system". It is one hundred percent reliable.

Who killed JFK, right?

Oswald, is that so?

Please, Mr. Campillo.

Come with me.

Prepared by the aforementioned. Kennedy committed suicide.

Oswald was something that I'm calling.

"obvious guilt".

In this case, it was is a lot.

I found out all this. with its PRS method.

What about the chase? your girlfriend?

so I could take your case.

I need photos and personal data. Immediately.

Hello.

How are you?

Tell me when the meeting is scheduled. - Where is the photocopier?

Of course there are signs. They're barely noticeable, that's all.

I'll leave it at that.

And there are no new apartments because...

Just because.

That's about it. a big sign.

Paula.

Don't smile. I feel that way.

- We could just stay here. - No.

Don't be angry.

Strike.

There is something that I would like to tell you.

It is important, at least for me.

because there is something

i know...

All prose is good,

So there is one thing.

You two are made for each other. one for the other.

You said the same about us. Until you left me.

Okay, you don't have to. to meet him.

Can I rent it? Or can I borrow it for free?

That would be great.

Yes, of course it would be.

Not only in the mountains,

but also in cities, in the park, on the streets,

on the big avenues...

I'm sorry, I'm busy.

Just a moment, Javier.

I wasn't fair to to you.

Not at all. - Do you want to meet my friend?

I like going out with my friends. movies,

Javier, can we watch this here? My video is broken.

Don't worry, Pedro. She is very friendly.

You have a lot in common. Or leave the conversation to me.

Is it long? - I don't think so.

Antonio Sagaz? Who is this?

The detective I hired to accompany Paula.

Enough! You are sick. How could you do something like this?

Therefore... - This cassette is going in the trash.

Be in peace!

Get off me!

Sissy! - Give me that.

Sissy!

Hello! What's going on here?

He hired a detective. to find Paula.

Did you really do that?

He made a mistake, so what? Look what you did to his shirt.

She is here. You're ready. Pedro!

Forget Paula. - I'll bring one of Javier's shirts.

She could be the one. Don't give him my green shirt.

Come up.

That's right.

And you could fall in love again anytime.

Come here.

Come here. - What?

You're wearing the wrong shirt.

cannelloni, ravioli, lasagna... - Pilar.

Residue?

Like a child. That's all.

Fettuccine, tortellini I am a man...

Like in Chinese soup.

With shrimps, mushrooms...

pillar, Tell us something about yourself.

How long did you work there? - Two months and 11 days.

He walks. - No!

Me too!

Yes, it's fine. - Good.

Javier is the one who likes to walk.

I remember when it was he keeps walking around.

You never told me.

You two can take a walk later.

Let's get to know each other.

He is a good speaker.

He is my boyfriend.

Is someone bothering you? did you meet him?

my colleague, Javier.

Me too.

Did you meet here today? or did you surprise him?

It is true that There is something I would like to tell him.

There is something that I would like to tell you.

It is important, at least for me.

Residue? - Huh.

- Do you understand? - Not really.

Probably I can't forget you.

You are unforgettable.

That's all nonsense. - I'm serious.

What is this?

Where? - Here.

The words of these viewers will attract them. - I hope so.

Everything has to be perfect.

Hello, Pedro. - Hello.

No, I'm not into that kind of thing.

Pedro!

You didn't see me!

Fertility is gift from the gods

we cannot control.

or crying lost kittens.

We brought it fertility device.

She had a melon.

Say something!

And get up!

I'm a boy who loves melons!

Fantastic melon!

I'm a boy who loves melons!

Paula.

Paula.

What's in here?

Dresses.

An entire closet?

I don't see them. Can I open them?

Can I...? - No.

What?

It's a bit messy.

So it's not that bad. It looks bad.

And this will be almost 5 minutes.

What? It's freezing here.

We need it to get firewood.

Javier.

Of course I will. tell her

I told her we wouldn't. Buy an apartment. I told her.

I'm leaving.

Let's go. We can't stay here. How about a hotel?

There are tons of hotels here. .

What is this?

These are pictures. my brother.

What Do they work here?

Therefore, watching movies in the cinema.

With respect.

Except for Pilar...

OK

Imagine that I am Paula.

What would you say?

Say something. - Okay.

Come on, not like that!

Tell her the truth.

This is a complete disaster. Please come back.

Because I'm a fool. - Come here.

Now I am you. , said Paula.

OK

Thank you.

You are disposable.

How are you, Pedro? - Good.

Give me your hand.

No, pretend. that I am you.

when i saw you

Yes, my back hurts...

Yes, you can. It will work.

In the end I would just cry. and begged him not to leave me.

This is a competition.

I? What, for example?

Therefore.

Yes, but He has more fun with it.

It won't be. like this for a long time.

I bet. to never be silent.

No, because it is incredibly rich.

in a suit and tie...

Fast as his car!

I doubt it.

Not half as nice. like you.

Would you like a glass of milk?

A glass of milk?

ok, a nice glass of milk.

But warm it up. - Good.

Milk. - What?

I can bring you that with donuts. or cookies. I prefer donuts.

Why?

So, because of...

I soak it in milk.

so that it dissolves in the mouth.

I. - Milk again.

Or with the taste of coffee.

With the taste of coffee.

Rafa.

We need to talk.

Just a second.

It's important.

Well, come on!

Come on.

But I'm in love.

I'm seeing someone else. .

I think yes. we should separate.

I.

How can you be? such a bitch?

Because you really are a bitch.

When were you out? with that fool

You said the stupidest thing. You're a damn fool.

I faked every orgasm. that I ever experienced with you!

Hello.

I didn't mean that.

What? - No.

I was thinking of Javier.

The most important thing is that they will never know.

These things happen, is that right?

I'll give you a 7.5.

All right? - Okay.

I woke up easily today. .

Morning sun My face was glowing.

A cold breeze woke me up. Hello...

The city is my friend.

Girls on the corner They are giggling.

I'm walking down the road, and there is no worry in sight.

But that doesn't bother me, I don't care at all.

I woke up easily today. .

Morning sun My face was glowing.

A cold breeze woke me up. Hello...

Javier?

You didn't think you'd come back tomorrow? - The president of the company died.

They canceled the meeting.

You didn't sleep here, did you?

And, I slept at Pedro's place.

Pedro.

What?

Did Sonja sleep over at your place? at your place?

Not.

Why would you do that?

Of course I did.

I knew.

She cheated on me.

She didn't sleep all night. at my place!

I know, she said. that she slept there after the show.

Bitch.

Who was she with?

And, It couldn't be.

talked to...

Lucio.

And what then?

And... oh, forget it.

And what about you, Pedro?

Just...

They always hug each other. and they kiss.

in Lucia you...

It could have been to get into a relationship with Lucia.

Because we're all bisexual.

Please.

One day I said something about lesbians,

Plaid shirts, right?

And her hair. - What about her?

I would like to cut my hair.

Short hair, plaid shirts. This is definitely the one.

My girlfriend is a lesbian.

How are you? - Good.

It's cold outside. - Yes.

Would you even want that?

Actually, no.

Should I forget? - Yes.

I don't know.

Tell me you slept...

I don't know, at Lucia's.

All right.

Yes, I will tell him. that I slept with Lucia and

Is that correct? - Is that so?

You are so cruel!

I'll give you...

8.25. - 8.25!

And it keeps getting better and better. - Almost perfect.

I have to go. - No.

- I have to. - No.

They will catch me.

Look. What time is it?

Fantastic melon!

Fantastic melon!

I'm a boy who loves melons!

Fantastic melon!

Javier.

Why are you naked?

Of course you are.

And your boyfriend?

Forget about him.

Isn't he more fun?

and cars and fancy place?

What? We always act like the French.

Well, it's not. It's not.

I have a lot of money in my account your pocket.

We will find out soon! - No, no.

I can't now. because

I won't be able to do it now. .

Why not?

Because I...

in bed me too...

I masturbated a little. .

- Did you masturbate? - Yes.

Let's check. - No, don't try.

Shit.

It's the natural way.

Damn bitch!

Where were you?

At Lucia's.

Where?

And what about you? - Me?

and also lesbians.

I bet you do Lucia reads them.

Why were you there? with her?

Why Have you been there?

No...

listen, I have to admit something to you.

Okay, okay.

Go ahead.

I didn't sleep with Pedro, I slept at Lucia's place.

I had to go back. because I lost my earring there.

But I couldn't find it and...

Inside?

And that's all.

He will tell Sonja.

I love them...

Is that correct?

Hell no.

Sonja is pushing me a lesbian.

Sonja with a friend?

Yes, lesbians are... - They are all bitches.

Would you cheat on her with boyfriend?

No, because you're a gentleman. and polite/polite.

But she doesn't do it. He finds the girl.

Damn lesbian!

They are evil, every one of them. - They're kidding you!

You know what we're gonna do?

Good morning.

LUCIA COBOS IS A LESBIAN

Andres.

LUCIA IS STRAIGHT, I DON'T BELIEVE IT

What do I look like? - Okay.

All right - And don't tell anyone.

Not to Carlos, not to Javier, not to anyone. He will tell everyone.

That's it.

and shot at them from a distance?

This guy is amazing. PRS is nonsense.

Kennedy actually committed suicide when Marilyn faked her own death.

You're making fun of Franco!

Therefore, Kennedy committed suicide.

out of love. - I'm sorry.

Can I get my case?

I lost. your copy.

It will take me two days. Get a copy of the video.

King!

Will you sleep together?

In the same bed?

Lucia's back hurts.

Lucia and me We'll get a bed.

Javier, you and Lucia You can't sleep together!

Why not? She's a lesbian, right?

I'm going to bed. - Me too.

Marcus, the thinker.

Come on. - Can I go to the bathroom first?

I.

Don't worry about me.

The movie is playing.

He is good.

Some? He is really good.

in bed with someone else

and kills both.

Later they show a documentary. about OJ Simpson.

Residue?

What's going on here?

Back they will kill me.

I can't sleep.

You two are here too. in bed...

I can't find it in the mirror. your look

There's a wall between us,

well no we can see

or touch.

Between the sheets

your freshness toast.

The voice of your kitten in the hallway,

which scratches the wall.

On your shirt

There's a wall between us,

We can't smell each other.

Between the sheets

What's new?

What's new?

Lucia.

Raf's great idea.

I told him, stop this

graffiti shit.

Lucia cannot satisfy her, as much as I can.

When he's with me It absorbs a lot.

Yes, it is!

and neighbors...

Yes, it is! That's because... because my walls are thick.

But not as in your holes.

"Oh, that's nice"? Or is he acting?

That's not it, whatever you think.

I broke up with Rafa. We didn't tell him because

we didn't want that affected.

Charles I and We are in love.

We fell in love.

It's normal, We have a lot in common,

This happens between friends. that happens often.

Yes, actually...

I'm going to the bar. for a snack.

I have a call to make.

I have to watch this video. - This is against the policy.

I forgot my earring there.

Did she sleep there?

Oh, she slept with Pedro, right?

Shit. Sorry.

Shit!

A little more...

You messed up. Do me a favor.

Did it hurt?

I'm sorry. It slipped.

It certainly was. my pleasure.

It emerged from nowhere and...

anointed me.

Pedro. - What?

he comes that I was terrible with you.

I thought, so maybe i can try again.

But not like before. Much better.

We have a party next week, to celebrate

See you later.

Paula. - Betty!

What benefit will it bring?

For me? - Yes.

What is that?

Next week is the tournament. - Me?

You could apply.

We're a pretty good team. - Come on.

Carefully. - I'm sorry.

What is that? what are you doing

Who's that guy with Paul?

Javier, It's Daniel.

Shit! Are you Daniel?

I am very happy.

It's a bit of fun, all...

Size doesn't matter.

Hey, naive. - Jennifer!

how are you beauty?

Lucia, Jennifer. Jennifer, Lucia.

Me?

It's from my brother.

He is a friend. He lent me a shirt.

Are you alone? home made?

Me? - But okay.

Look, it's about one thing with Pedro. He is a cousin.

Are you jealous of Daniel?

Some people say, that we are all bisexual.

Oh yeah?

Don't smile at me like that. - What's wrong with that?

All.

Kilometers don't make distance, people do that.

Like clowns.

Some people are very rich, but actually very bad.

Young people can be people over 70 years old and elderly persons under 18 years of age.

fabada, paella...

Ravioli. - Ravioli.

Tortellini. - Tortellini.

Stop making such noise. - Open that glass jar.

We'll make a toast. - And made love on the balcony.

my heart, my heart.

...and I will give you heaven.

You are sweet as wine, salty as the sea.

Open that deep throat of yours. and set me free.

Maybe I'm sick Maybe I'm healthy.

take my heart Play the melody.

Please, just go. from this altar.

Translated by: Charlyx

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