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? I'm going down
to south park?
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? Gonna have
myself a time?
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? Friendly faces
everywhere?
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? Humble folks
without temptation?
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? Going down
to south park?
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? Gonna leave my
woes behind?
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? Ample parking
day or night?
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? People spouting
"howdy neighbor"?
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? Headed on up
to south park?
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? Gonna see if
i can't unwind?
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? So come on down
to south park?
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? And meet some
friends of mine?
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Tonight stellar productions
presents
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The boy band
of the decade
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It'sfingerbanglive
from madison square gardens!
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? Fingerbang bang?
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? Fingerbang bang?
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? Bang bang bang?
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? I'm going fingerbang bang you
into my life?
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? Girl you like to fingerbang
and it's all right?
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? Because i'm the king of
fingerbang let's not fight?
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? I'm gonna fingerbang bang
you every night?
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? And girl you know that
you're the only girl for me?
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? Girl girl you're the girl
of my fantasies?
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Cartman, i want you!
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? You're my girl?
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? Fingerbang bang?
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? Bang bang bang?
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? Fingerbang bang?
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? Bang bang bang?
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? I'm gonna
fingerbang bang?
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Yeah.
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Yes, yes,
i'm a star.
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I'm a star!
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I'm-
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Oh, i'm nobody,
goddamn it!
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Wait a minute, maybe
that was a sign from god.
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That's it,
isn't it?
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You want me to start a boy band, so i
can make ten million dollars, don't you?
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That's it!
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Gentlemen,
thank you for coming.
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This is the beginning
of a great time in our lives.
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God has finally
spoken to me, guys
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And he has told me how
i can make $10,000,000.
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How?
Boy band.
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Boy band?
Boy band.
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I'm not being
in a faggy boy band.
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There's nothingfaggyabout
$10,000,000, asshole!
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This was a message
from god!
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Dude, we don't have
any musical talent.
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That didn't stop any of
the other boy bands, dumbass!
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I've got prerecorded music we
can sing to, just like they do.
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All we need to do is practice our
choreography over and over and over.
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Mmrm-Mrm-Mrrm-Mrrm-Mrm.
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Shut up, kenny, and then i know i can
get us a gig at the south park mall.
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So everybody get in
a straight line,
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We're going to listen to
the song from the top and-
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Wait a minute, there's
only four of us. So?
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So all boy bands
what? Have five members.
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N'sync, backstreet boys,
new kids on the block,
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All had five members.
He's right.
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Damn it!
Okay, okay, okay.
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We'll put off practice for now and
hold auditions for a fifth member.
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Get the word out that auditions
will be tomorrow morning.
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Did you have fun at eric's
house today, stanley?
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I guess.
What did you do?
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Well, cartman wants
to start a boy band,
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So we're going to rehearse and then
try to perform at the south park mall.
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Oh, that sounds nice.
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No, it doesnot
soundnice.
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Stanley, you are going to have
nopart of that boy band.
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But dad, all my friends
are doing it.
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If all your friends jumped off
a cliff, would you do that too?
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Cartman says we can
make $10,000,000.
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You are not going to be in a boy
band, stanley, and that is final!
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Geez, what's up
dad's ass?
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? Little bunny foo-Foo
hopping through the forest?
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? Scoopin' up the field mice
and bopping 'em on the head?
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Down came the white angel
and she said...
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? Little bunny foo-Foo
i don't want to see you?
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? Scoopin' up the field mice
and bopping 'em on the head?
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So now i'm going to
turn you into a worm
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Bu-Bunny foo-Foo,
poof!
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? Little wormy foo-Foo
crawling through the forest?
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? Gettin' scooped up
by the field mice?
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? And g-Gonna
bop him on the head?
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Ah, thank you butters,
we'll let you know.
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I can do it again.
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We'll let
you know, butters.
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Well, all right then.
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Pff, oh my god, his
intonation was so off! It was?
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Dude, i don't think i can sing
any better than that.
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Guys, if we're going to impress
the mall owner and get that gig,
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We'd better do it
better than that,next!
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Ah, next is ike
brovlofsky. Kyle's brother?
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I promised my mom
i'd let him try.
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Christ sake.
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What key?
"G".
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? Itsy-Bitsy spider
up the water spout?
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Next!
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? Oh danny boy
the pipes are calling?
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? Clang clang?
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Next audition!
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? E-F-G-H-I-J-K-L-M-N-?
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Goddamn it, next!
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? G-U-B, when the teacher
wanna punch me?
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Not the next song,
the next person!
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Oh, man, this is gonna be
a long-Ass day.
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Oh, no!
No, no, no, no!
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Sorry, wendy, this is
try-Outs for aboyband.
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Oh, come on dude,
let her try. No way!
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Come on, cartman, you haven't
liked anybody else.
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Okay, okay, fine.
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Wow me!
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? Mrs. Landers was a health nut,
she cooked food in a wok?
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? Mr. Harris was her boyfriend
and he had a great big?
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?Cock-A-Doodle-Doodle
the rooster just won't quit?
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? And i don't want my breakfast
because it taste like?
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?Shitzusmake good house pets
they're cuddly and sweet
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? Monkeys aren't good to have
because they like to beat their?
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?Meetingin the office
a meeting in the hall?
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? The boss he wants to see you
so you can suck his?
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?Balzacwas a writer
he lived with allen funt?
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? Mrs. Roberts didn't like him
but that's because she's a?
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?Contaminatedwater
can really make you sick?
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? Your bladder gets infected
and blood comes out your?
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?Dictatewhat i'm saying
'cause it will bring you luck?
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? And if you all don't like it
i don't give a flying?
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Thanks, wendy, don't call us,
we won't call you either.
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Dude, what are you talking
about, that was awesome!
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Dude, she's a chick!
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Come on, nobody's
going to notice.
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What about herhuge
freakin' hooters, huh?
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She's the best chance we have,
i say she's in.
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Me too.
Me too.
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Oh, this is a democratic
boy band, is it?
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All right fine, she's in
until she screws up.
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Yeah!
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Okay, you guys all ready
to rehearse?
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It's 6:00 in the morning, do
we have to rehearse this early?
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We have to rehearse
all that we can.
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Now check this out,
my mom made us costumes.
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Costumes?
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Yeah, this one's
yours stan.
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This one is kyle's.
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This one will cover-Up
wendy's hooters.
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Hey cartman, how come your costume
has, like, nose-Rings and facial hair?
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'Cause i'm like, you know,
the tough one.
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Every boy band has to have the one
member that's, you know, is tough.
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I want to be
the tough one.
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Kyle, you are the sweet one, will
you please just cooperate and not-
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I wanna be
thetoughone.
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You can't be the tough one
because you'rejewish!
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Jews are tough!
Since when?
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Since abraham,
fatass!
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All right, fine, here.
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Jesus christ, i wonder if every
boy band had to go through this.
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Hey cartman, what does
"fingerbang" mean anyways?
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I heard it on hbo,
it means like, you know,
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When you pretend to use your
finger like a gun or something.
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Mrlp-Mrhh-Mrr-Mrlp!
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Kenny says that's
not what it means.
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Okay, kenny, what does
fingerbang mean then?
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What! Who the hell
would do that!
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Jesus christ, grow up,
kenny, would you?
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All right, boys,
let's do it from the top.
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One, two, three, four...
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Now i know that this is your first day
on the job of mall security, rookie.
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Keeping the law in the mall
is just like any tough city
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And especially because
they don't let us have guns,
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It can be very dangerous.
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All right, guys, just do it
like we rehearsed.
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We need energy,
we need to be up!
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Excuse me, just where
do you think you're going?
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We're going to see
the mall manager.
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Do you have
the proper clearance?
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Uh-Oh, mall cops.
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You have to make
an appointment first.
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Now move along, sir.
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But we practiced for days!
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All we want to do is
show the guy what we can do,
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So that maybe we'll have a chance
to perform in the plaza of the-
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Ah, ah, oh!
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Ah, ah, oh,
goddamn it!
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Jesus christ, dude!
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Oh, god,
i can't see!
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Move along, sir,
or i'll do it again.
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You see, you put your life
on the line every day.
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Well, i guess we can't get in
to see the mall manager.
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The hell we can't!
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I'm not letting no washed-Up
mall cops ruin my divine quest.
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Come on!
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Hey!
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What are you doing?
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Nothing, just shopping.
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Move along, sir.
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You see, sometimes
you gotta just do that,
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Keep shoppers
on their toes, try it.
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Hey!
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What are you doin'?
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Nothing, why?
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Move along, ma'am.
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That's what being
a mall cop is all about.
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Yeah, cool.
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Attention mall shoppers,
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The next 20 people to buy
an orange smoothie
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Will also receive
a complimentary nissan sentra.
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Hurry up.
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Ah!
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Jesus, they're gonna
start a riot!
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All right, guys,
here we go.
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Hello, sir!
What?
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Hey, who are you?
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We arefingerbang.
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Oh, what?
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How'd you get in here?
Hey!
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We would like
to audition for you
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For a gig in the central plaza
of your fine mall.
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What? Oh, you want
to play at the mall?
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Like tiffany?
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Sort of like tiffany, yes,
can we audition?
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Oh, well, i guess.
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What?
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All right,
let's do it, boys!
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? I'm gonna fingerbang bang
you into my life?
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? Girl, you like to fingerbang
and that's all right?
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? Going to fingerbang bang
you every night?
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? And girl you know, you girl,
you girl, you're the girl-?
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? Girl, you're the girl
of my dreams?
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Okay, that's enough!
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? You're my fantasy, my fantasy
-? Thank you!
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So, can we play here?
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What?
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No.
No?
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Who? No.
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Why not?
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Well, uh, oh...
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Right now there's a cheese
and sausage cart in the plaza,
240
00:09:16,617 --> 00:09:20,946
And i would
- I'd hate to have to move it off to the side for a while.
241
00:09:20,981 --> 00:09:22,210
What?
242
00:09:22,245 --> 00:09:23,543
You don't think
we're any good, do you?
243
00:09:23,578 --> 00:09:24,808
No, i mean,
244
00:09:24,843 --> 00:09:27,007
Just not quite as good
as sausage and cheese.
245
00:09:27,042 --> 00:09:29,371
Well, come on guys,
we gave it our best.
246
00:09:29,406 --> 00:09:31,769
Wow, that was your best!
247
00:09:33,068 --> 00:09:34,799
Wow, i feel so rejected.
248
00:09:35,233 --> 00:09:36,929
Yeah.
There you are!
249
00:09:36,964 --> 00:09:38,696
You're the hoodlums
who got on the intercom
250
00:09:38,731 --> 00:09:40,428
And started an orange
smoothie riot! Uh-Oh.
251
00:09:40,462 --> 00:09:42,159
I will now read you
your mall rights.
252
00:09:42,592 --> 00:09:45,190
You have the right to shop
at a variety of malls-
253
00:09:45,225 --> 00:09:46,056
Run for it!
254
00:09:46,489 --> 00:09:47,787
Go get 'em, rookie!
255
00:09:50,818 --> 00:09:52,082
Where is stan?
256
00:09:52,117 --> 00:09:54,281
Oh, he's over at eric's house
practicing for his boy band.
257
00:09:54,714 --> 00:09:56,411
What, i specifically
told him not to do that!
258
00:09:56,446 --> 00:09:59,043
Now, randy, calm down, it's
just a silly little dream.
259
00:09:59,078 --> 00:10:00,792
They're not gonna
actually make it.
260
00:10:00,827 --> 00:10:02,472
And what if they
do make it, sharon?
261
00:10:02,506 --> 00:10:05,104
What if they do make it? Are you
going to be the one to tell him?
262
00:10:05,139 --> 00:10:06,836
Mom, what's up
dad's ass?
263
00:10:07,269 --> 00:10:08,784
It's a long story, shelly.
264
00:10:08,819 --> 00:10:10,425
Let's just say your father...
265
00:10:10,460 --> 00:10:12,031
Has a lot up his ass
right now.
266
00:10:13,329 --> 00:10:15,026
Oh, oh, hello, eric.
267
00:10:15,061 --> 00:10:17,624
Problem, chef,
i have many problems.
268
00:10:17,659 --> 00:10:21,122
Well, if you, uh, come back
in just a little bit, eric,
269
00:10:21,157 --> 00:10:22,387
I'll see if i can
help you out.
270
00:10:22,422 --> 00:10:23,720
I just don't know
what i'm going to do,
271
00:10:24,153 --> 00:10:25,885
Sometimes i just wonder if god
is just toying with me.
272
00:10:25,920 --> 00:10:27,582
All right, eric,
what's the matter?
273
00:10:27,617 --> 00:10:30,213
Chef, god told me i was to start
a boy band and make $10,000,000.
274
00:10:30,248 --> 00:10:31,945
The problem is,
it isn't working.
275
00:10:32,378 --> 00:10:34,543
I mean i feel the music
burning inside me,
276
00:10:34,578 --> 00:10:36,673
But i just can't
express it right, you know.
277
00:10:36,708 --> 00:10:39,738
Well, eric, i think you're just
focusing in on the wrong thing.
278
00:10:39,773 --> 00:10:41,435
Boy bands
aren't about music.
279
00:10:41,470 --> 00:10:44,501
Boy bands are created
by corporations to make money,
280
00:10:44,536 --> 00:10:46,232
They're all based
on "the garmlich effect".
281
00:10:46,664 --> 00:10:47,963
What's
"the garmlich effect"?
282
00:10:47,998 --> 00:10:49,262
The law of physics
that states
283
00:10:49,695 --> 00:10:51,211
If one girl screams
for something,
284
00:10:51,245 --> 00:10:53,068
It will make
other girls scream
285
00:10:53,103 --> 00:10:54,855
And then it grows
exponentiously
286
00:10:54,890 --> 00:10:57,920
Until all girls within a
five-Mile radius are screaming.
287
00:10:57,955 --> 00:10:59,453
So how do
boy bands use that?
288
00:10:59,488 --> 00:11:00,917
All they do
is make videos
289
00:11:00,952 --> 00:11:03,116
Showing tons and tons of girls
screaming for the boy bands.
290
00:11:03,548 --> 00:11:06,146
Once you get girls screaming,
you can't stop 'em.
291
00:11:06,181 --> 00:11:07,410
They're crazy.
292
00:11:07,445 --> 00:11:09,177
Except for lillith,
of course.
293
00:11:09,211 --> 00:11:10,476
Thanks.
You're welcome.
294
00:11:10,908 --> 00:11:12,605
Now go away.
Okay!
295
00:11:12,640 --> 00:11:15,238
And a cucumber in the pants
never hurt either.
296
00:11:15,273 --> 00:11:16,536
Cucumber in the pants,
got it!
297
00:11:18,268 --> 00:11:20,433
All right everybody, listen up, this
is how this first shot is gonna work.
298
00:11:20,468 --> 00:11:22,597
The girls are standing here and
then the members of the band walk by
299
00:11:23,031 --> 00:11:24,294
Lookingcool.
300
00:11:24,329 --> 00:11:25,627
When you see us,
you girls all scream like,
301
00:11:26,061 --> 00:11:27,792
"Oh, my god it's fingerbang,
oh, my god!", okay?
302
00:11:27,827 --> 00:11:29,524
Are we going to get paid
now or after?
303
00:11:29,957 --> 00:11:31,472
I'll pay you afterwards,
promise.
304
00:11:31,507 --> 00:11:32,896
Okay, timmy,
roll camera! Timmy!
305
00:11:32,931 --> 00:11:34,252
Dude, what's wrong
with your leg?
306
00:11:34,287 --> 00:11:36,451
Huh, oh chef said to put a cucumber
down my pants for good luck.
307
00:11:38,183 --> 00:11:39,915
Ah!
Yay! Woo-Hoo!
308
00:11:40,348 --> 00:11:41,611
Wait, wait, cut!
Ha-Ha-Ha!
309
00:11:41,646 --> 00:11:43,343
You have to go crazier
than that.
310
00:11:43,378 --> 00:11:45,109
I mean, you have to act like
it's freakin' leonardo decaprio.
311
00:11:45,543 --> 00:11:47,707
We wouldn't give a rat's ass if
leonardo decaprio came walking passed us.
312
00:11:47,742 --> 00:11:48,772
Yeah!
Yeah!
313
00:11:49,006 --> 00:11:50,738
Fine, who would
you go crazy for?
314
00:11:50,772 --> 00:11:52,867
Matt lauer.
Matt lauer.
315
00:11:52,902 --> 00:11:55,499
Okay, fine, pretend
that we're matt lauer.
316
00:11:55,534 --> 00:11:57,231
Oh, okay!
Okay, roll camera.
317
00:11:57,266 --> 00:11:58,495
Timmy!
318
00:11:58,530 --> 00:12:01,328
Ah!
319
00:12:01,560 --> 00:12:02,859
Jesus christ!
320
00:12:04,158 --> 00:12:06,323
? Fingerbang bang you
every night?
321
00:12:06,755 --> 00:12:07,587
And cut!
322
00:12:07,622 --> 00:12:08,920
All right,
our video is complete.
323
00:12:09,353 --> 00:12:11,085
With the grace of god, i can
now go back to that mall manager
324
00:12:11,518 --> 00:12:12,816
And show him
what we've got!
325
00:12:12,851 --> 00:12:14,115
Okay, so,
where's our money?
326
00:12:14,150 --> 00:12:15,812
Ah, kyle has it.
327
00:12:15,847 --> 00:12:17,146
Stanley, what the hell
are you doing?
328
00:12:17,181 --> 00:12:18,445
We're making
a music video.
329
00:12:18,878 --> 00:12:20,609
You get in the truck
right now!
330
00:12:20,644 --> 00:12:21,042
Dad, i was just -
331
00:12:21,475 --> 00:12:23,171
Get in the truck!
332
00:12:23,206 --> 00:12:25,371
Dad, i did all my chores, why
can't i play with my friends?
333
00:12:25,406 --> 00:12:27,068
Stanley, it's just that
there's better things
334
00:12:27,103 --> 00:12:29,267
You can be doing on a saturday
than singing and dancing.
335
00:12:29,302 --> 00:12:31,830
You could be watching tv
or laying in bed.
336
00:12:31,865 --> 00:12:34,029
Dad, i like being in a boy
band, i think it's interesting.
337
00:12:34,064 --> 00:12:36,194
Well, there's plenty of other
interesting things you can do.
338
00:12:36,229 --> 00:12:38,359
Have you ever tried marijuana? No!
339
00:12:38,394 --> 00:12:40,523
Well, maybe it's time.
Dad!
340
00:12:42,688 --> 00:12:43,952
Hey!
341
00:12:43,987 --> 00:12:45,683
What are you doing?
342
00:12:45,718 --> 00:12:47,415
I've got a new strain
of anthrax
343
00:12:47,450 --> 00:12:50,048
That i will see unleash upon
all of north america.
344
00:12:50,083 --> 00:12:52,178
Move along, sir.
Huh?
345
00:12:52,213 --> 00:12:54,343
Attention, shoppers,
346
00:12:54,377 --> 00:12:56,109
There are naked people
at the orange smoothie machine,
347
00:12:56,541 --> 00:12:57,841
There are naked people
at the orange-
348
00:12:57,876 --> 00:12:59,139
Oh!
God damn it.
349
00:12:59,174 --> 00:13:00,438
Hello again.
350
00:13:00,473 --> 00:13:01,269
What?
351
00:13:01,304 --> 00:13:03,036
Oh, it's you,
i don't like you.
352
00:13:03,071 --> 00:13:04,767
I know you didn't
loveour audition,
353
00:13:05,200 --> 00:13:06,066
But now we have
a video.
354
00:13:06,499 --> 00:13:07,330
Oh, what?
355
00:13:07,365 --> 00:13:08,664
If you would, sir,
just watch this
356
00:13:08,699 --> 00:13:10,828
And prepare
to be wowed.
357
00:13:15,590 --> 00:13:16,889
Timmy!
358
00:13:19,487 --> 00:13:21,651
Goddamn it,
our camera guy kinda sucks,
359
00:13:21,686 --> 00:13:23,816
But this next shot we did
was really cool.
360
00:13:26,413 --> 00:13:28,110
Ah!
361
00:13:28,145 --> 00:13:30,309
Timmy,
livin' a lie!
362
00:13:30,344 --> 00:13:31,574
Son of a bitch!
363
00:13:31,609 --> 00:13:33,341
Hey, this video's dumb.
364
00:13:33,773 --> 00:13:34,604
You don't understand,
365
00:13:34,639 --> 00:13:36,154
Girls were going
crazy for us, please,
366
00:13:36,189 --> 00:13:37,669
This is what god
wants me to do, please!
367
00:13:37,704 --> 00:13:40,232
All right, all right,
what?
368
00:13:40,267 --> 00:13:43,297
Well, i guess i can move the sausage
and cheese cart off to one side
369
00:13:43,332 --> 00:13:44,614
For a little while.
370
00:13:44,648 --> 00:13:45,895
Really, you will?
371
00:13:46,328 --> 00:13:47,627
Only for
20 minutes though.
372
00:13:47,662 --> 00:13:48,492
That's all we need.
373
00:13:48,925 --> 00:13:50,225
How about this afternoon
at three o'clock?
374
00:13:50,260 --> 00:13:51,921
Oh, okay.
375
00:13:51,956 --> 00:13:54,986
Yes, thank you, sir,
you will not be disappointed.
376
00:13:55,021 --> 00:13:57,584
Oh, mrs. Cartman,
i've been very bad, okay.
377
00:13:57,619 --> 00:13:59,281
You have been bad,
mr. Mackey,
378
00:13:59,316 --> 00:14:01,480
So you're going to have
to drink from this glass.
379
00:14:01,913 --> 00:14:03,212
Oh, yeah,
that makes me hot.
380
00:14:03,644 --> 00:14:04,944
Oh, mom!
Wow!
381
00:14:04,979 --> 00:14:06,242
What?
382
00:14:10,572 --> 00:14:12,304
It's not fair, dad, why can't
i be in a boy band?
383
00:14:12,339 --> 00:14:14,000
Because i said so!
384
00:14:14,035 --> 00:14:16,200
Dad, cartman said we're going to
perform in the mall at three o'clock,
385
00:14:16,235 --> 00:14:19,195
My friends are going to be
pissed off at me. Pissed off then.
386
00:14:19,230 --> 00:14:20,962
I don't understand, just let me let
me go do this one thing and i won't-
387
00:14:20,997 --> 00:14:22,278
No!
388
00:14:22,313 --> 00:14:23,560
No!
389
00:14:30,486 --> 00:14:33,083
Dad, what the hell
is going on?
390
00:14:33,118 --> 00:14:34,780
I was...
391
00:14:34,815 --> 00:14:37,846
I was 18 when my high school men's
choir performed at the grand opening
392
00:14:37,881 --> 00:14:40,011
Of a sporting goods store
in denver.
393
00:14:40,443 --> 00:14:43,474
? Everything will wait?
394
00:14:43,907 --> 00:14:46,504
? We are the little rains...?
395
00:14:46,937 --> 00:14:48,634
I was just one
of 15 members
396
00:14:48,669 --> 00:14:51,267
And i had no idea that a record
producer was in the audience.
397
00:14:51,302 --> 00:14:54,297
?... The colorado trail?
398
00:14:56,028 --> 00:14:57,760
Kid, can i talk to you?
Sure.
399
00:14:57,795 --> 00:14:59,457
You were really great
up there.
400
00:14:59,492 --> 00:15:01,656
Too good for a pissant choir
in a pissant mountain town.
401
00:15:01,691 --> 00:15:02,920
Oh, thanks.
402
00:15:02,955 --> 00:15:04,686
Listen, i'm putting together
a rock group,
403
00:15:04,721 --> 00:15:06,418
Avocalgroup called
"the ghetto avenue boys".
404
00:15:06,851 --> 00:15:08,583
I think you would make
a perfect member.
405
00:15:08,618 --> 00:15:10,765
What, me, you like
my singing that much?
406
00:15:10,800 --> 00:15:12,505
Yeah, i think
your mustache is perfect.
407
00:15:12,540 --> 00:15:14,211
How would you like
to come to new york
408
00:15:14,644 --> 00:15:15,943
And start
a singing career?
409
00:15:15,977 --> 00:15:17,207
Oh my god!
I don't know.
410
00:15:17,242 --> 00:15:18,974
I mean, i still have
another year of high school.
411
00:15:19,406 --> 00:15:21,138
Hey, look, if you don't
want it, i'll keep looking.
412
00:15:21,173 --> 00:15:22,835
No, wait, i mean...
i'll think about it.
413
00:15:22,870 --> 00:15:25,034
I take it that means yes,
call me in the morning.
414
00:15:25,069 --> 00:15:27,199
And just like that,
i left everything.
415
00:15:27,234 --> 00:15:28,498
I dropped out
of high school.
416
00:15:28,930 --> 00:15:29,762
See ya!
417
00:15:29,797 --> 00:15:31,095
I said good-Bye
to my girlfriend.
418
00:15:31,130 --> 00:15:31,961
See ya!
419
00:15:32,393 --> 00:15:33,260
And i left my family.
420
00:15:33,693 --> 00:15:34,126
See ya!
421
00:15:34,558 --> 00:15:36,255
And suddenly there i was,
422
00:15:36,290 --> 00:15:38,455
Thrown into a group
with four other young men
423
00:15:38,490 --> 00:15:39,753
Who i didn't even know.
424
00:15:39,788 --> 00:15:41,053
Take 112.
425
00:15:41,486 --> 00:15:44,949
? You've got it,
you know you've got it, girl?
426
00:15:44,984 --> 00:15:46,481
? What you've got is it?
427
00:15:46,516 --> 00:15:47,944
The songs were terrible,
428
00:15:47,979 --> 00:15:49,711
But believe it or not
the country ate them up.
429
00:15:49,746 --> 00:15:50,974
The next thing i knew,
430
00:15:51,009 --> 00:15:52,741
We were the biggest thing
in the world.
431
00:15:52,776 --> 00:15:54,439
? What you've got is it?
432
00:15:54,473 --> 00:15:56,421
? Now, give it
to me 'cause...?
433
00:15:56,456 --> 00:15:58,278
I had everything,
a huge house
434
00:15:58,313 --> 00:16:00,067
And all the women
you can imagine.
435
00:16:00,101 --> 00:16:02,698
And then one day,
just as quick as it started...
436
00:16:02,733 --> 00:16:04,430
All right guys,
let's take it from the top.
437
00:16:04,863 --> 00:16:05,728
Hey, mr. Allens.
438
00:16:05,763 --> 00:16:07,045
Hey, oh...
439
00:16:07,080 --> 00:16:08,352
Uh, randy.
440
00:16:08,387 --> 00:16:09,625
Who are they?
441
00:16:10,058 --> 00:16:11,790
These are
"the avenue ghetto street boys".
442
00:16:11,825 --> 00:16:13,486
My new boy band.
443
00:16:13,521 --> 00:16:15,253
But, we're still
selling records, right?
444
00:16:15,686 --> 00:16:16,950
Look, kid,
445
00:16:16,985 --> 00:16:19,582
You're just getting a
littleoldto be in a boy band.
446
00:16:19,617 --> 00:16:20,449
I'm 19.
447
00:16:20,881 --> 00:16:21,747
Get a life, marsh!
448
00:16:22,180 --> 00:16:23,912
All right, guys,
let's take it from the top.
449
00:16:23,947 --> 00:16:25,644
They said that after
all the money we had made
450
00:16:25,679 --> 00:16:26,942
We were in debt
to the studio.
451
00:16:27,375 --> 00:16:29,072
So they towed my car.
See ya!
452
00:16:29,107 --> 00:16:30,839
The women all left.
See ya! See ya!
453
00:16:31,272 --> 00:16:33,003
And they took back my house. See ya!
454
00:16:33,436 --> 00:16:35,168
The only thing i could do
was come back to colorado
455
00:16:35,600 --> 00:16:37,730
And face everyone that
i had abandoned.
456
00:16:37,765 --> 00:16:40,363
Hey, weren't you the guy
in thatstupidboy band,
457
00:16:40,398 --> 00:16:41,895
"The ghetto avenue boys"?
458
00:16:41,930 --> 00:16:43,527
Sure, i remember you.
459
00:16:43,562 --> 00:16:45,125
? You got it baby?
460
00:16:45,558 --> 00:16:46,856
? You got it going on?
461
00:16:49,454 --> 00:16:51,151
And so, you see,
stanley,
462
00:16:51,186 --> 00:16:53,566
Idoknow what
i'm talking about.
463
00:16:53,601 --> 00:16:55,913
Jesus christ,
i never knew.
464
00:16:55,948 --> 00:16:59,328
I didn't want you to know,
because now i'm a joke.
465
00:16:59,363 --> 00:17:02,708
Ever since then, i have
wishedevery single day
466
00:17:02,875 --> 00:17:05,040
That i can go back to that
moment when i was offered the job
467
00:17:05,075 --> 00:17:06,737
And sayno!
468
00:17:06,772 --> 00:17:08,503
Because all the fame,
the money, the women,
469
00:17:08,538 --> 00:17:10,200
All it did
was build me up,
470
00:17:10,235 --> 00:17:12,832
So that i could be knocked down
harder than anybody in the world.
471
00:17:12,867 --> 00:17:16,260
That's what being in a boy band
is all about, stan.
472
00:17:16,295 --> 00:17:18,460
It's people smothering you
and embracing you and loving you
473
00:17:18,495 --> 00:17:20,625
And then spitting you out
and throwing you away
474
00:17:20,659 --> 00:17:22,373
Like you were
last night's pork chops.
475
00:17:22,408 --> 00:17:24,330
Now, we wander the earth
in disarray,
476
00:17:24,365 --> 00:17:26,253
Us, new kids on the block,
the osmonds,
477
00:17:26,287 --> 00:17:27,949
We're all the same.
478
00:17:27,984 --> 00:17:31,881
Andthatis why
you can't go to the mall.
479
00:17:34,045 --> 00:17:35,777
Okay.
480
00:17:39,673 --> 00:17:41,838
Wow, there must be at least
20 people out there.
481
00:17:41,873 --> 00:17:42,703
Where the hell is stan?
482
00:17:43,137 --> 00:17:44,169
He'll be here,
stan wouldn't douche.
483
00:17:44,435 --> 00:17:45,735
I swear to god, if he ruins
this dream of mine,
484
00:17:45,770 --> 00:17:46,998
I will have his nuts!
485
00:17:47,033 --> 00:17:49,163
Hey, are you gonna
do that thing or what?
486
00:17:49,198 --> 00:17:52,228
Yes, yes, sir, any second, we're
just waiting on one more member.
487
00:17:52,661 --> 00:17:56,124
Well, hurry up, i can't keep the sausage
and cheese cart off this spot much longer.
488
00:17:56,159 --> 00:17:57,873
Yeah, we'll start
right away.
489
00:17:57,908 --> 00:17:59,553
We'll have to do it
without him.
490
00:17:59,588 --> 00:18:01,752
Hell no, i'm not being part
of afourmember boy band!
491
00:18:01,787 --> 00:18:03,051
We'll look stupid.
Yeah!
492
00:18:03,284 --> 00:18:04,350
Oh, goddamn it!
493
00:18:11,710 --> 00:18:12,540
Dad?
494
00:18:12,575 --> 00:18:13,442
Huh, yeah?
495
00:18:13,874 --> 00:18:15,138
I just wanted
to tell you
496
00:18:15,173 --> 00:18:16,688
That i don't think
you're a joke.
497
00:18:16,723 --> 00:18:18,203
I mean, whatever
you used to be,
498
00:18:18,636 --> 00:18:19,900
You're just my dad
499
00:18:19,935 --> 00:18:22,100
And you're the best dad
i've ever had.
500
00:18:22,135 --> 00:18:24,698
Come here, stanley.
501
00:18:25,130 --> 00:18:27,078
Stan, it was wrong of me
to try and stop you
502
00:18:27,113 --> 00:18:29,026
From joining a boy band
without explaining why.
503
00:18:29,061 --> 00:18:30,758
I made some mistakes
in my life
504
00:18:31,191 --> 00:18:34,186
And now i have to let you
make your own mistakes. Yeah.
505
00:18:34,221 --> 00:18:37,685
You know, in a way, i think i was
evenjealous of you being in a boy band.
506
00:18:37,720 --> 00:18:39,382
Isn't that stupid?
Not really.
507
00:18:39,417 --> 00:18:41,149
Not any more stupid than some
of the other stuff you've done.
508
00:18:41,183 --> 00:18:43,313
Well, come on, i'll drive
you down to the mall.
509
00:18:43,348 --> 00:18:45,442
Really?
What you guys can do.
510
00:18:45,477 --> 00:18:48,508
And then we'll go buy you a small
toy, so you can forget all about this.
511
00:18:48,941 --> 00:18:49,807
All right!
512
00:18:51,971 --> 00:18:53,235
What's happening here?
513
00:18:53,270 --> 00:18:54,967
I don't know,
i guess nothing.
514
00:18:55,002 --> 00:18:56,517
Hmm, well then,
let's walk away then.
515
00:18:56,552 --> 00:18:58,033
Goddamn it,
people are walking away!
516
00:18:58,068 --> 00:18:59,729
All right, kids,
that does it.
517
00:18:59,764 --> 00:19:02,794
You're gonna have to move and make
way for the sausage and cheese cart.
518
00:19:02,829 --> 00:19:04,093
Just another minute.
519
00:19:04,128 --> 00:19:05,824
Sorry, get out.
520
00:19:07,124 --> 00:19:09,289
Well, god, i guess you
got me again, didn't you?
521
00:19:09,721 --> 00:19:11,418
Yeah, that was
a good one, god.
522
00:19:11,452 --> 00:19:13,184
Hope it made you laugh,
you sick bastard.
523
00:19:13,219 --> 00:19:14,717
What's that?
524
00:19:14,752 --> 00:19:16,180
It's stan!
525
00:19:16,215 --> 00:19:18,064
Oh, thank you, god,
oh, praise his name!
526
00:19:18,099 --> 00:19:19,877
Dude, where the hell
have you been?
527
00:19:19,912 --> 00:19:21,410
Sir, we're all here now,
can we go on, please?
528
00:19:21,445 --> 00:19:22,674
Who?
529
00:19:22,709 --> 00:19:24,873
Well, okay, i guess,
but hurry up.
530
00:19:24,908 --> 00:19:25,705
We will.
531
00:19:25,740 --> 00:19:27,436
Ladies and gentlemen,
532
00:19:27,471 --> 00:19:30,068
You are about to witness the next
great boy band of the country.
533
00:19:30,103 --> 00:19:32,198
Some day you will all
be among those who can say
534
00:19:32,233 --> 00:19:35,264
"I saw fingerbang when they first
performed at some crappy little mall."
535
00:19:35,299 --> 00:19:37,446
And so without
further ado
536
00:19:37,481 --> 00:19:39,593
All five members of the-
537
00:19:41,324 --> 00:19:42,624
Oh, my god,
they killed kenny!
538
00:19:42,659 --> 00:19:43,887
You bastards!
539
00:19:43,922 --> 00:19:45,654
No, he can't be dead.
540
00:19:45,689 --> 00:19:47,186
Dude, he's pretty dead.
541
00:19:47,221 --> 00:19:48,684
No, we were so close!
542
00:19:49,117 --> 00:19:50,849
All right, that's it,
kids, get out!
543
00:19:50,884 --> 00:19:52,545
But, we have to perform.
544
00:19:52,580 --> 00:19:54,312
We don't have
a fifth member,cartman.
545
00:19:54,347 --> 00:19:55,611
Oh, yes, we do.
546
00:19:56,910 --> 00:20:00,373
Thank you all for your patience
and get ready forfingerbang!
547
00:20:00,408 --> 00:20:01,473
? Fingerbang?
548
00:20:01,508 --> 00:20:02,503
? Bang bang?
549
00:20:02,538 --> 00:20:04,270
? Fingerbang bang?
550
00:20:04,703 --> 00:20:05,966
? Bang bang bang?
551
00:20:06,001 --> 00:20:08,996
? I'm gonna fingerbang bang you
into my life?
552
00:20:09,031 --> 00:20:12,495
? Girl, you like to fingerbang
and it's all right?
553
00:20:12,928 --> 00:20:15,959
? Because i'm the king of
fingerbang let's not fight?
554
00:20:15,994 --> 00:20:19,439
? I'll just fingerbang bang you
every night?
555
00:20:19,474 --> 00:20:22,885
? I'll just fingerbang bang you
every night?
556
00:20:26,782 --> 00:20:28,045
Yes, yes!
557
00:20:28,080 --> 00:20:29,812
Thank you, yes!
558
00:20:33,042 --> 00:20:34,106
We made $2.
559
00:20:34,141 --> 00:20:35,405
You were great dad.
560
00:20:35,440 --> 00:20:37,171
Yeah, i guess i still
got it in me a little.
561
00:20:37,605 --> 00:20:38,903
Can i get
your autograph?
562
00:20:38,938 --> 00:20:40,168
Okay, okay.
563
00:20:40,203 --> 00:20:41,934
Hey, don't hassle
the talent, ma'am.
564
00:20:42,366 --> 00:20:44,098
I actually don't really
know who they are,
565
00:20:44,133 --> 00:20:45,397
I was just getting
an autograph -
566
00:20:45,831 --> 00:20:46,661
Ah!
567
00:20:46,696 --> 00:20:48,826
Move along, ma'am.
568
00:20:48,861 --> 00:20:50,124
Thatwaspretty good, kids.
569
00:20:50,159 --> 00:20:53,190
Maybe you can come perform
at my elk's club sometime.
570
00:20:53,225 --> 00:20:54,454
Okay, yeah, maybe.
571
00:20:54,489 --> 00:20:57,086
God, now it's like everybody
wants a piece of us.
572
00:20:57,519 --> 00:20:58,350
Yeah.
573
00:20:58,385 --> 00:21:00,333
I don't know if i can
handle all this fame.
574
00:21:00,368 --> 00:21:02,281
I mean, i always thought
i'd want to be famous,
575
00:21:02,714 --> 00:21:04,445
But now that i am
i don't know if i like it.
576
00:21:04,878 --> 00:21:07,476
I mean i probably can't even walk through
this mall right now without people going
577
00:21:07,511 --> 00:21:09,641
"Oh, my god, it's
thefingerbangguy, oh, my god."
578
00:21:09,676 --> 00:21:11,373
Yeah, that's
gonna suck.
579
00:21:11,806 --> 00:21:13,970
Yeah, i just want to be
a normal kid again,
580
00:21:14,005 --> 00:21:16,151
Have a normal life and
appreciate what i have.
581
00:21:16,186 --> 00:21:18,299
I think you boys are
very smart for your age.
582
00:21:18,732 --> 00:21:20,464
Come on, i'll buy you all
an orange smoothie.
583
00:21:20,499 --> 00:21:22,196
I don't think
they sell those anymore.
584
00:21:22,629 --> 00:21:25,226
Hey, cartman, do you think god is going to
be mad at you for not making $10,000,000?
585
00:21:25,659 --> 00:21:27,824
Oh, screw god, i'm not
scared of him, he's a pussy.
586
00:21:28,689 --> 00:21:31,720
You know i'm just kidding,
right?
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