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Hello there.

Hello. Where do you want to go?

Oh, okay.

Can you... I want to go to the sports centre, please.

The sports centre? Yeah, no problem. I don't think your door's shut. Oh, okay.

That's it. Perfect.

Oh, good.

Okay.

I just can't wait to go to data.

Oh,

no.

What's up?

I forget my money at home.

Right. Okay.

Look, I'm sorry, but, you know, I'm not a charity. I can't drive you around for

nothing. I have to earn money.

Yeah.

I know. I'm sorry. I don't know.

I mean, I don't mean to be mean, but I'm going to have to ask you to get out

because if you have no money, I... And can I do nothing for that? I don't know.

Whatever, whatever...

Whatever you do or whatever you think, I don't know.

What have you got in mind?

What are you thinking?

Because I don't know what you mean.

I really must go today to the team because I must talk and everything.

Sure.

And how I tell you, all the men love good

sexy outfits.

I love it.

Maybe if I have, I will do something with you to show you something,

God.

I'm shy.

You want to make a deal with me?

Okay. Okay. I can't say no. You are too sexy. Oh, thank you.

Okay.

Oh, thank you. Thank you very much. For real, I must get there.

I can do whatever you want.

Whatever I want?

Yes.

Okay.

That sounds good to me.

Tell you what, you can start by getting those incredible booms out while I'm

driving.

We'll have a look at those. You want to too?

Give me your o.

You have got incredible tits. Thank you.

You want to see my incredible ass too?

Yes, I do.

Come on, show me that ass.

No wonder you're on the cheerleading team.

Sorry? No wonder you're on the cheerleading team. Yeah.

oh my god you are fucking cute as hell

Oh, my God.

It's my turn.

I've got something I need to confess as well.

Yeah? Yes. Can we change our deal just a little bit?

Oh, OK. Have a look up there.

Oh, no!

You have a camera!

I have a camera, yeah.

I should have told you, but I can't turn it off, so if you want to stop, we can

stop. It's up to you.

Um... Who want to see this video?

Um... Doesn't matter.

Is that okay? Yeah.

I'm going to make a bird movie.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh,

my

gosh. Oh,

my. God, fuck, he just swallowed the lock.

I'm thinking, well, I'm going to get a fucking bad view of this.

You look so sweet and innocent in your fucking cheerleader outfit. You look

nasty. Oh.

Oh.

Fuck.

Oh my god, that wasn't quite what I had in mind.

Well, there you go.

There you go. Pull on my cock.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah. Go on, put your tongue up.

It feels so good.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Incredible.

I think it's getting a little bit hot in here. Do you want to do this outside?

I'm feeling adventurous.

Oh, my God.

Fuck, that feels good.

Thank God.

Thank God.

Oh, my God, yes.

Oh,

my

God, yes.

Oh,

my God, yes.

Oh, my God. Now let me see you suck my cock.

You suck my cock.

You suck my cock.

Thank you.

Oh. God, you are fucking good at sucking cock.

Oh.

Oh.

Wow.

Oh, yeah, here we go

you stand on the seat, I want to see all that drip out, because I know there's a

load in there.

There you go.

And you still want to go to cheerleader practice?

Yeah.

Yeah. And the bag that my purse and my phone was in has been locked.

So I was just going to walk home.

Well, you're in the middle of nowhere here.

Look,

I'll tell you what, I'm not going to leave you stranded out here. Don't worry

about the money.

Go on, jump in. I'll give you a lift, though. Are you sure? Yeah, yeah, it's

fine. I can't leave you here.

You need a hand with your bag?

So the airline has lost your bag today?

Yeah.

I know.

It's human.

It's got a good purse as well.

Oh my God, it's absolutely boiling.

Where am I heading to? Where do you want to go, love?

Bristol.

What? I thought you said Bristol for a minute.

Yeah. Really?

Bristol? Yeah.

It's like 150 miles away. You were going to try and walk 150 miles.

Is it that far?

Yeah.

Blimey, that would cost me a fortune in diesel.

I feel really guilty.

I haven't even got any money at home or anything, and it's going to take at

least a couple of days for all my...

debit cards to come through new and I don't know what to suggest.

Oh, shit. Listen, I feel really guilty. I can't want to leave you stranded, but

I can't drive all the way to Bristol for nothing.

What if I pay you some other way?

Um... OK, I don't want to take that the wrong way. What have you got in mind?

Yeah, come on. I'm sure you've done it before.

I could pay you in kind.

We are on the same page.

Yeah, I've got you. Okay.

Yeah, fuck it. You're cute.

Why not?

I can swallow the cost of the diesel for a little bit of fun with you, I'm sure.

Yeah. All right. Okay, fair enough. You've got a deal. Okay.

Thank you.

Such a good holiday as well and it's such a shame for it to end like that.

Hey ho, we're here.

This looks nice and quiet.

Let's have our bit of fun before we get on the motorway I think.

Don't mind throwing these in as part of the deal, do you?

Okay.

Feels good.

Oh, you're good at that.

Let's see you go.

Ready?

You and taxi drivers have a big muscle cock.

Oh, so what? The last taxi driver you fucked had a big cock, didn't he? Mm

Oh,

my God, yeah. So I guess he told you all about the security cameras last time,

yeah?

He must have.

Yeah? Yeah.

Well, they're all the same. This one's got... I thought you'd realised because

you said you'd done another taxi driver.

Erm... You don't mind, do you? You've done it once already.

Yeah, fuck it. I've done it once. I'll do it again.

God, yes.

Fucking love that feeling when it goes down the back of your throat.

Yeah.

Me too.

Oh, go on, you can do it.

Oh, my God, yes.

I tell you what, why don't you stay there?

Let me get these cameras out.

a cop and balls.

How's it look, a particular time where the sun don't shine?

Bury that tongue.

Oh, there.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Awesome.

Thank you.

That was too good.

Oh my god, that felt fucking too good.

If you know what I mean.

The pussy's tightened up, the asshole's tightened up.

I fucking love your ass.

I could play with this all fucking day.

Oh yeah, you were so close to making me empty in your arsehole then.

Wow.

You better just sit still for a second.

Hair trigger thing going on today.

as much as I want to stay buried in your fucking beautiful house.

If we don't hit the road soon, we are never going to make it to Bristol.

No. So are you ready to empty my fucking walls for me? Yes.

I'm ready to pay my fee.

Yes, come on.

How do you want it?

Whatever that pretty little thing.

Fuck yes.

Did that make your eyes water?

Yeah.

Oh my God. Get down nice and low so I can see your eyes.

There you go.

That's what I want.

Oh my God, yeah.

Look at my mouth.

Go on, make it on.

Thank you.

Oh, my God, yeah. Open your mouth.

Oh, my fucking God.

Holy shit, there was a lot there.

Oh.

Wow.

Perfect timing, the camera fell down.

Look at that. Fuck, I'm going to need to get this fucking car validated. Look,

half of it missed you, look.

Oh my God.

Go on then, let's get you to Bristol.

Okay. Yeah.

All right, love, where do you want to go?

East Tower.

It's right near the station.

Yeah, no problem. Jump in.

It's a bit cold for what you're wearing today, isn't it?

I know. I'm still not used to it yet. I just came back from L .A. Oh, God.

It's freezing.

I know. Even though it looks like quite a nice day, it's the temperatures.

I think I

know my own name.

Alright, yeah, fair enough.

I do.

Well, is she you?

Actually, yeah.

Actually, I'm going to confess to having a crush on her.

Wow.

She must be cute.

Who is she?

She's a porn star.

Oh, wow. Like a big porn star.

I'm not prone to getting crushes on porn stars, but she was special.

Special.

Of course.

She is.

I've seen them many times on movies

I don't do it anymore.

I'm sort

of like in

the same business but not in the same level.

Really? Yeah, I do a little bit of amateur stuff.

Cool.

I suppose you fancy making one last corner for posterity? You know

what?

All this talk has got me a little bit horny, so whatever.

That does feel a little bit intimidating, to be honest with you.

It's like old time states, you know.

Why not? I guess.

You want to do it?

Yeah. Have a look up in the corner.

See where the sign is that says security camera? Have a look up there. We've got

a little camera.

Oh. Hmm.

Things have changed.

So, what's your little camera for?

Well, it started off as just a bit of fun, because on a Friday and Saturday

night, you know, girls coming out of the bars, got no money left, I'd often get

propositions, like, give me a free ride and I'll suck your cock, and that sort

of thing.

Wow. So that would happen quite a lot, so I thought, I'll get on with the start

of filming these incidents.

Yeah, it's sort of gone from there.

And it turned into like a hobby.

Yeah. Something like that.

I guess. It's pretty cool.

Take some take off.

a methylene cooker.

Let's see if we can make you feel better.

Oh, you're already making me feel better.

Ha ha ha

Just how nasty you can be with that tongue.

You see how nasty I can be with this tongue? Yeah.

How can we be really nasty with it? I don't know. Let's see.

Open it.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah, that's what I was talking about.

before I stuck it in you.

Oh, fuck, yes.

Oh, fuck.

Wow.

This is a day I'm never going to forget.

I've got to fuck a fantasy.

And I've got to fuck a fan.

You've got to fuck a pervy old taxi driver.

I like them too.

All

right,

love, where do you want to go?

Yeah, no problem. Jump in.

Oh, it's hideous out there.

It's cold.

It's raining.

Have you been waiting there long?

No, actually not.

I know,

because it just started to rain and it's not raining.

And I haven't got a brawley.

Oh, thank you.

I recognise you.

Oh, yeah?

You're Michelle Pong, aren't you?

Yes, I am.

Oh, I can't believe it.

Really? Yeah, well... Never had a porn star in your car before?

I don't know. I've never had a porn star in it, but not one that I've had so

many makes over before.

Have you? Well, I've heard that before, to be honest.

I'm sure you have.

What's your favourite duck? What do you like? Do you like the girl -girl stuff

or the boy -girl stuff?

You know what? Personally, I like seeing you take your cock.

Do you? Yeah. Is that because you imagine that it's you then, is it?

You dirty boy.

Have you ever heard of fake taxis? Of course.

Of course. Look up there in the corner, up the back.

Oh my God, is that a camera?

It is.

fake taxi, yes.

Just my luck.

Would you like to do your debut return thing in fake taxi?

Ah.

I would like to, actually, yeah.

Seriously.

I didn't think you'd say yes, to be honest. I'm just charging my arm.

Well, I'm actually going to pay me.

Or was it just for the publicity?

No. We should all get paid for our work, I believe, so... Tell me, what have I

got to give you?

Um... Let me not mistake.

What's involved, Dan? Is it everything?

Yeah.

Everything that I'm allowed to get away with. Everything you're allowed to get

away with. Am I allowed to stick it in your arse?

How rude!

Let's see what happens, shall we?

Okay. So, I don't know.

I can't remember what the going rate is, though, for things, because I produced

for it and stuff for quite a while.

So, hmm, what do I need to pay?

Well, I'll tell you what.

You tell me at the end what I owe you.

Okay. Yep.

All right. Cool.

Oh, my God, this is a bit weird.

I can't believe this.

Hmm. So that's what you get like then.

Oh yeah, I forgot. You wouldn't know what I look like, would you? No.

Definitely not.

The iPads I've ruined by wanking over and watching you.

Fuck, yeah.

You certainly haven't forgotten your way round a cock, have you?

Oh my god, yes.

Fuck.

Oh,

that feels so fucking good.

I've been fooled.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, I think I better get sucking on my balls and leave my dick for a minute.

Shoehorn them in. Use your finger.

Oh, my God, yeah.

Fuck, yes.

Oh.

Fuck, that looks good.

Oh.

I'm scared I'm going to bite you off.

Oh, they're tough old things. Don't worry about them.

Go on, get them back in there.

You can do it.

Oh, go on, yeah, you can.

That'd be old balls, I guess.

Oh, my God,

yes. Are you reading my mind?

to those balls.

I still managed to plaster your face from there.

I managed to get it up the back windscreen.

Did you?

Wow.

So, you can say when you go and see this agent fellow later that you've been

keeping your hand in.

I've definitely been keeping my hand in.

And my pussy in.

We'd better get straightened up and I'll get you round to this... Is that where

you were going when I picked you up? Yeah, I just think that obviously I need

get changed now.

True.