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♪ Go get your ball ♪

♪ Go get your ball

♪ Go get your big ass ball

♪ Big ass ball

♪ Big ass ball

♪ Go get your big ass ball

Tanner...

you can go.

It's okay.

Mommy's here.

I'll be okay.

I love you so much, boy.

My baby boy.

**

Hey, how you holding up?

Okay.

Pretty cool, huh?

I still don't think this is a good idea.

Oh, shut up. I always wear a good helmet.

Are you still up for it? We don't have to or anything.

I just thought since we're here...

I already found a spot.

Give me your phone.

How's this?

Fine.

I don't want fine.

I want sexy motherfucker, all right?

Come on. Perk up.

Have some energy for me please?

If we're doing this, we're doing this.

- Okay. - Tell me what to do.

So, just, um,

put your head back a little bit

so it hits the light.

How's this?

- Nice. - All right. Keep going.

I want options.

So that looks good.

Now, just, you know, just give it to me.

- How about that? - Oh, good. That's good.

Wait, wait, these have to be--

they have to be cute though, right?

I don't wanna look like I'm messing around.

- Yeah. - Okay.

- Yeah. - What if I...

- Oh, hot. Hot. - Yeah?

Hot. All right.

Try sitting on the bike.

- Get on the bike. - Okay.

Good.

So, look off and don't look at me.

Yeah, that's great.

I would fuck him.

Yes.

No.

No.

Oh, God.

Uh...

Hey, look.

Best one, right?

Oh, the midlife crisis

is really coming through on that one.

This is the first time I'm here without him.

I'm gonna need a minute.

Yeah.

You don't have to do this, Emma.

You can keep them.

Really? But my neighbor said--

Oh, come on. You barely talk to that guy.

You're really gonna take his advice

on where to leave Tanner's ashes?

...of what you want

the room to feel like.

Various colors evoke different emotions

and convey unique personality--

Fuck.

- Oh, fuck. Fuck. Fuck. - So...

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No. Oh, fuck.

**

K11 is in second proofs.

Oh, and they added two alt covers for you to approve.

Okay.

And the buyers are going to present the merch

for L12 this Friday.

Thanks, Lynn. Just one more thing.

I got H9 in the mail.

Who copyedited that?

Uh, that would be Brian.

Brian. Where's Brian, Phillip?

Uh, he has a doctor's appointment.

Hmm. Because I caught at least six instances

of hand-painted without the hyphens.

I know I sound like a broken record

but we spell grey with an E.

No exceptions.

Also the swatch order didn't match the copy

with the fringed table linen on page 29.

I've circled everything in red.

I'll speak to Brian.

I can fix the digital--

I was training Brian.

I'm sorry. I, uh,

thought I checked his work.

I guess not.

I can handle this, Phillip.

Okay.

Well, happy Monday, everyone.

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Got another email...

Mm.

...from dad.

Yeah. Uh, I got one too.

Should we write him back?

Mom, he's just making amends.

Good. It's about freaking time.

But fuck his guilt.

It's been forever. He lives in another country.

What's the point?

It's not like we're ever gonna see him again.

You'll be back before the holidays, right?

I thought we could go on a road trip,

like we used to.

Yeah, about that. Um, I think we're gonna stay

in Australia a little longer.

How much longer?

Five months.

Five--instead of five weeks?

Mom, Nate hasn't seen his family in ages.

And he wants to show me around.

He has friends in Sydney, in Brisbane,

and we're gonna go to New Zealand,

maybe check out Thailand.

What about your job?

I put in my notice.

Couldn't we have discussed this?

I discussed it with Nate.

Mom, we saved up for this.

I can still freelance as an illustrator.

I'll be fine.

Hey. What if you visited us

for the holidays, huh?

Twenty hours in coach. Sounds like a nightmare.

You can afford business. That's on you.

Oh, you're right. It's better where it was.

I told you. I do this for a living.

Okay. Right here?

Yeah, yeah, this is good. Okay.

Yeah, it looks cute there.

- Perfect. - Yes.

Oh, is this new too?

Um, yeah, I got it at the same place

I got the console table.

We have this exact table.

I could've got it for you for 20% off.

I never would've heard the end of it.

Where's Craig's recliner and armoire?

I sold them.

Okay.

You have so many likes.

When we do a post for Timmons,

we get a 150 likes, max.

So pathetic.

I'm an Instagay, bitch.

Oh, get this. I had this open house today.

And, um, this really cute couple came in.

And then after they left, they sent me their dick pics.

Do you wanna see?

Respectfully decline.

Hmm.

What is this?

This is a new mix by this Instagay DJ I'm following.

It's banging, right?

Ugh, I thought you hated this shit.

You're in a mood.

Ugh, the vet called.

The receptionist said

that I have an excess balance of $38.

Can you imagine?

The nerve.

After all of the thousands I've pumped into that place.

Oh. I ran into Dom Wilcox.

He says you still haven't returned his call.

- Oh, no. Please do not... - Huh.

...set me up with anybody.

The last one was a total disaster.

And Dom Wilcox, that name is so porny.

I can't stand it.

I love how insanely porny it is.

No, no, Dom's great. I've known him for years.

He's not gonna raid your closet

and donate your clothes like Eric did.

I know. Psychotic. Who does that?

Well, you know, I mean, some of those sweaters,

they had to go.

They're vintage.

Oh, shit.

Okay. Come on. Come on.

That beat's gonna drop.

Get your ass up. Come on.

Come on.

There you go. Yeah.

♪ So give me love tonight... ♪

I know I should've caught Brian's errors.

He's still new and he's busting his ass.

- He'll get better. - Uh-hmm.

I made my share of mistakes

when I first started too.

I'm sure you remember.

Look, we've downsized.

Everyone is wearing 20 different hats.

But Lynn and I can review anything you need,

so please just utilize us.

Great. That's helpful.

Well, just to put it out there,

if we get hit again,

I would like to volunteer to be laid off.

I've heard that the severance is actually pretty decent.

You've been with us for what, 11 years?

Yes. And I'm so grateful to have something so steady

and to learn so much from you

and the team and the employee discount.

I have so many nice things.

Things I don't really need but,

um, if I'm honest,

at the meeting when you were, like, grey with an E,

I mean, is this where we're at?

Back when I started, we were known for our clever branding

and our snappy headlines and our holiday catalogs.

They were collector's items.

You're not wrong.

This place has changed since the merger.

I've been thinking about what I should be doing

with the rest of my life.

And getting laid off

might push me towards my calling.

- Your calling? - Yes.

To better serve the Lord.

I've been volunteering at my church

and they wanna create a position for me.

Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were kidding.

Um, okay. Yeah, I can't promise anything

but I'll talk to HR

if that's what you really want.

Yeah. Thank you.

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What's up, my Raveners? It's your girl, Raven.

And today as always,

I'm Ravenous.

I'm gonna be taking down 12 packs of spicy ramen.

No drops of water, no cheating, no edits.

That's right. And I'm gonna up the challenge.

When I get to the last noodle on my plate,

I'm gonna snort it up my nose!

Okay. Here we are.

The moment you've been waiting for.

What's your girl do? Never break a promise.

Make sure to like and subscribe.

Here we go, no turning back.

Okay. All right. Okay.

There's a first time for everything.

That is up my brain.

Thanks for getting back.

It's been forever.

A decade, actually,

because, uh, you helped Andy move out of my place.

Damn. You're right.

And you're famous now.

I saw your videos.

I don't know about famous.

You subscribed to my channel?

I--um, yes.

I'm about to hit a million.

Hook your sister up.

Or ex-sister-in-law.

And like some of my videos.

Anyway, the reason I called, um, Andy sent me a card.

I don't know if you remember our dog?

He just passed away.

Yeah, I heard.

You did?

I mean, I remember Tanner.

I'm so sorry for your loss.

Thanks.

It's kinda weird.

We haven't talked in a while.

And the card was postmarked in the US,

and it had your area's ZIP code.

Are you still in North Hollywood?

Uh-huh.

So...

is Andy back from Singapore?

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Why are you back?

Raven didn't say?

Cynthia and I divorced.

Oh. I didn't know.

Yeah. Three years ago.

And my show got canceled.

**

And then there was a DUI,

it was all over the news there.

And I wasn't getting any more work,

so I figured I'd come back here

and start auditioning again.

I landed this indie.

It's called "Being Rich."

I play Rick Wong,

a grocery clerk who uncovers

the secret portal in the freezer section

that leads to this alternate reality

where he becomes Rich White, who is--

Rich and White?

I guess that is a bit on the nose, huh?

Oh, I was kidding. I didn't...

Well, it's more than that, right?

So he keeps flipping between these alternate worlds

and these two identities where he has to figure out

which one he'd rather be.

It's very hard to be rich and White.

It actually is, at least for this movie.

So, this job is for research until we start filming.

But it's been delayed twice now.

Who knows, it probably won't even happen.

But I kept the job.

I think I do better with the routine.

It's close by, and Raven needs a good deal

of quiet space while she's recording.

I was very impressed by the spicy ramen challenge.

That's totally fake.

Really?

Yeah. She sets aside one noodle

that's safe to snort.

It's pretty seamless, I'll give her that.

Goddamn. I was--I was convinced.

And she keeps bugging me

to start my own channel, but honestly,

I think it takes a certain type of person to do that.

I don't think that's for me.

Well, maybe that's not a bad thing.

Who am I to judge?

I'm the one living rent-free

because of my little sister's face-cramming empire.

How did you find out about Tanner?

He came to me in my dream.

Next morning when I woke up,

I just felt like something happened to him.

Come on, really?

Yeah, really.

I didn't know for sure

until I saw your Facebook post.

I may have glanced at your profile

from time to time.

Anyway,

I wrote it down on my journal the day after I had my dream,

July 13th.

Shut up. He died on the 12th.

And nobody online knew for a week after.

Oh, that's something.

Well, I wish he would come to me in my dreams.

I'm so jealous.

I talked about him on my last AA meeting.

How much of a licker he was,

how he'd always have to kiss my face to wake me up.

I don't remember that.

It was mostly when I was blacked out on the couch,

not while we were asleep in bed.

Maybe he was trying to say, "Hey, get up,

get your shit together, man."

So, how's Maggie?

She's well.

She has a boyfriend, Nate.

I don't know if you knew.

No. She's done a remarkable job

of keeping me out of her life.

Can you blame her?

So you guys got my emails?

We weren't ready to respond.

You mean Maggie wasn't ready?

Hey, it's okay. But, uh, I gotta try, you know.

It's all part of the process.

So we're just one of your 12 steps?

No. Uh, I mean, yes,

but I've wanted to apologize to you both

for a long time now.

Maggie's going to Melbourne for a few months.

Nate's Australian.

I'm dreading it.

I'm not ready to have her so far away.

Want a ride?

Nah. I'm close, I'll walk.

It's good to see you.

It's good to see you too.

Yeah.

Get it.

All right. Here I go.

♪ You ran away to find something to say ♪

♪ I went astray to make it okay ♪

♪ And he made it easy, darlin' ♪

♪ I'm still in love and I say that because ♪

♪ I know it seems between you and me ♪

♪ It hasn't been easy, darlin' ♪

Hey, hey.

♪ I can't even look at you

♪ Would you look at the space just next to your feet? ♪

♪ The wood is warping

♪ The lines distorting

♪ This house is on fire, woo! ♪

♪ Burning the tears right off my face ♪

♪ What the hell did we do?

♪ Tell me we'll make it through ♪

You got it.

♪ 'Cause he made it easy...

**

Oh.

Thanks, Maggie, thanks, Nate.

I've been meaning to get this.

Oh.

Hey, check the front,

it's, uh, autographed by the photographer.

Oh, boy, yes, it is.

Isn't that nice? Thank you.

- You're welcome. - It's gonna go perfectly

with Bob and Julio's fleshlight.

Yeah!

Send us videos, will you?

When you break it in?

Have we met?

Uh, oh, Emma, this is, uh, Bob and Julio.

Hi.

Hi, Julio.

Oh. Actually, I'm Julio. He's Bob.

Oh, shit. I'm sorry.

It happens all the time.

Okay.

- That's mine! - Ah.

Better not be more Timmons closed-out shit.

Sounds like some Timmons closed-out shit.

Oh. When was this taken?

Memorial Day, 2007.

We had that picnic on the beach, remember?

You and Craig, and me and Andy and Maggie?

I don't remember.

What?

It's, uh-- it's very nice.

Thank you.

Show us.

Um...

Oh.

- Oh, that's beautiful. - Oh, that's lovely.

Is that you on the right?

Yeah. Yeah.

And who's next to you?

Uh, that's Craig. He, uh--

he passed away a couple years ago.

Oh. I'm sorry.

So sorry.

There's also a gift card at the bottom of the bag.

Oh, so more Timmons. Okay. Thank you. Thanks.

Can I get a volunteer

to sing the other part of the song?

Stanley, you know this one.

Okay. Um, anybody?

Anybody?

I've always wanted to be Cher.

Oh, perfect, Julio. Okay.

Then I get to sing the man part.

Okay.

♪ Well, here we are again

♪ I guess it must be fate

♪ We've tried it on our own

♪ But deep inside we've known ♪

♪ We'd be back to set things straight ♪

♪ I still remember when

♪ Your kiss was so brand new ♪

♪ Every memory repeats ♪

♪ Every step I take retreats ♪

♪ Every journey always brings me back to you ♪

- Bye, Stan. - Oh, thanks for coming.

You think we would've missed the party of the year?

- Thank you. - Happy birthday.

Mom. Should we take you home?

It's okay. I got her. It's on my way.

- You sure? - Yeah.

- I could get myself home-- - No. Oh, God.

Because your boyfriend has not quit smoking!

Only when he drinks, Mom.

Like that's better?

It's not like I'm pregnant, Mom.

Just ignore her, she's being an ass.

Like, I'm being ass?

He's taking Maggie away from us.

Twenty hours on a plane!

It's more like 16 hours.

Emma, Emma, stop.

And I'm not taking her away from you, Ms. Gwon.

- I never meant to-- - Meant to what?

Give her cancer?

- Nate, get in the car. - Okay.

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Let's go, Emma!

**

What's going on with you and Bob and Julio?

I smell a three-way.

How much did you have tonight?

You don't usually drink this much.

They told me that you sold them their house.

They're the dick pic dudes?

You're just now putting that together?

She was so distant tonight.

Who was?

- Maggie. - Maggie...

I can't believe she's going overseas

for five months.

She used to be afraid to fly and she meets Nate.

Now, she wants to get the fuck out of town.

I should be happy for her.

She's really going for it.

Uh-hmm.

We don't talk like we used to.

She barely came to see Tanner near the end.

Not that I blame her.

I mean, she has her own life.

It's just that, time just whooshes right by.

Uh-hmm.

Not now, though.

It's taking forever right now.

Did you know that "After All" was my song with Andy?

I did.

It was from our second date.

We went to go see the movie that it's from.

Oh, God.

What was it called?

It starred, um, Robert Downey Jr.

and, um, Cybill Shepherd!

I fucking love Cybill Shepherd!

Did you and Craig have a song?

I don't-- I don't think we did.

No, you did, you did, you--because, um,

it was super obscure and I cannot remember--

oh, oh.

Does alcohol make you senile?

Emma, I'm gonna very gently

yet firmly kick you out now, okay?

Okay. But you have to text me and tell me

to pick up my car because I don't wanna wake up

and think it got stolen.

Oh, honey. No one's stealing that car.

- Love you. - Love you.

- Bye. Happy birthday! - Oh, thank you, thank you.

Thanks for coming.

- Do you need help? - No.

I can-- I can come around.

- No. - No? Okay.

Tanner?

There you are, boy.

Hi, boy.

Hi, Tanner.

There's no name, just a number.

It's A319703.

319793?

703.

Oh, yeah. The name's Angus.

We still have him.

Oh. Well, he doesn't look like an Angus.

You're allowed to change it.

Well, I, um--I thought I would just come out there.

I don't live too far.

It's only like eight and a half hours.

Oh, you're not from around here?

No, but I don't mind driving.

What if you change your mind?

I won't. He's perfect.

A note here says he's due for a surgery.

- Oh, really? - Hmm, torn hind leg.

There's an order to amputate.

It's nothing, really. Dogs are resilient.

We'll call you when he's ready.

Uh, yeah.

He's also heartworm positive.

Don't think that was listed in his description.

What's your name and number?

Ma'am?

Sal, no. Quiet.

Quit barking. Shush, shush, shush.

Sal. Shush.

Coming.

He just went potty.

Yeah, good boy.

Good potty.

I never would've guessed you were churchgoer,

but I guess we don't talk about that at work.

Yeah. Well, my faith is a personal thing

and I didn't know that you had a dog.

And I didn't know you foster until Phillip told me.

I once had four dogs

at the same time if you can believe it.

Four?

It was madness, but totally worth it.

You know, when you find them their forever home.

So what do you think of Sal?

I don't know if he likes me.

Oh, you'd know if he didn't like you.

I think he's falling for you.

So what happened to Tanner?

They found tumors in his liver.

It was well past chemo.

The vet said he would only live for a few weeks,

but he actually hung on for months.

- We had good days mostly. - Hmm.

My Zoey, I had her for 13 years.

She was the best, sweetest Dalmatian.

I foster because I can't bring myself to adopt.

She was the love of my life.

Remember only dry food twice a day

and the cheap stuff gives him diarrhea,

so I will email you a list of recommendations.

And then, in here, we've got treats and all of his toys,

there's poop bags, um, that thing folds up really nicely,

so, uh, you might wanna crate him for at least

three to seven days, you know, put a little water in there,

maybe some wee pads if you don't have any of those.

Is this too much?

- No, it's fine. - Oh, my God. I'm sorry.

I feel like I'm forcing him on you.

No, it's like he's rescuing me.

Oh, baby.

Can I write you a check for the rescue place?

Oh, no. Let's just wait until you decide

if you wanna keep him.

Saying goodbye is so hard.

He's the sweetest boy.

I love this one so much.

Sal is my favorite.

Damn it! Sal!

No. Drop it.

Sal. No.

I don't think this is working out.

He's just settling in.

Are you training him?

Yeah. I mean--but he's just--can you hear him?

He's barking, barking, barking.

He just poos and pees everywhere.

I take him on lots of walks, but he just--

How can something that small can poo so much?

He even shit in my shower!

Well, excessive defecation,

especially indoors, is usually a sign of anger.

Anger? What does he have to be angry about?

Well, your tone isn't the most tranquil,

you know, and he's sensitive.

Have you tried an anxiety vest?

Are you suggesting that my voice is causing him to shit?

Okay. Okay. Come on.

Good boy.

You're my first return, you know.

I feel like such a failure.

No, Emma.

I keep on thinking about having to go through

all this again.

I think I waited too long with Tanner.

I think I prolonged his suffering.

No.

I was gonna put him down that day.

I made an appointment.

I had it all planned out.

Nuggets, ice cream, a long walk,

the last game of fetch,

but it's like he knew.

He didn't wanna die at the vet.

He woke me up at the crack of dawn.

He waited just so he could say goodbye to me.

It was like he was asking permission

to be let go.

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I can't let go.

Okay.

I learned this exercise when Zoey died.

I think it might help.

Okay. Lay down

and then turn on your side.

Okay.

Okay if I put my hand here?

- Yeah. - Okay.

So close your eyes and relax.

Breathe in through your nose,

out through your mouth.

Slowly.

Deeper breaths.

I speak to Zoey.

She can hear me.

Once, she even showed up.

What?

Yeah.

I was cooking breakfast and I caught her

out of the corner of my eye for just a split second.

She was there watching me from across the kitchen.

I think she wanted me to know that she was okay.

My grandma used to say that once they know they're yours,

they'll always be with you even when their gone,

they'll find a way, to let you know that they're still here.

My neighbor Tom told me to scatter Tanner's ashes

at his favorite place.

That that's where he would wanna be.

And then he would be free to roam and look for me.

Well, I don't know about that.

But I do know that it's important for you to tell him

how you feel about him so that he can hear you.

So go ahead, Emma, tell him how you feel.

Tanner, it's mommy.

Can you do me a favor, buddy?

If you can find your way...

give me a sign.

Something real.

Just so I know I'm not going crazy.

You could whine...

like you did when you wanted me throw your ball...

or bark like you did when you dreamed...

or scratch at the door...

like you wanted me to let you in...

or just show up.

I would really love to see you...

even if it's only for a moment.

*

**

Yes, we'll have the roti prata and ayam satay to start

and we'll also share the beef rendang,

char kway teow, laksa mee, and nasi lemak,

and can we get a side of sambal too please?

Look at you! Ordering like a real Singaporean.

Of course, lah.

Lived there so long already.

You look terrific, Emma.

Thank you.

Oh, I'm having multiple foodgasms.

I didn't oversell it, right?

No. You know what?

Get out your phone, film me inhaling all of this

because we're gonna start a fucking channel right now.

Look out Raven, here comes Emma.

Thank you.

*

We had Maggie so young and you weren't ready.

I was so driven by my career and you had to give up

Juilliard to stay at home with Maggie.

That must have been hard.

Thanks for saying that.

It's weird. I'm so nervous

about acting now.

It's like I'm starting all over again,

especially having been gone for so long.

But you were the star of Singapore's

number one soap opera.

Co-star and it was number three actually.

Wait, you've seen it?

Just some clips online.

Don't get a big head.

Please, that show got me typecast.

You play a villain for eight seasons,

no one can see you as anything else.

Uh, I fucking hate when I sound like this.

Like what?

An annoying actor?

A fucking annoying character actor.

Anyway, who cares?

What's most important now is my sobriety,

just got to stay on track.

I don't blame you anymore for everything that happened.

I get these flashes of Tanner

when he was younger

and it takes me right back

to what was happening between us then.

I'm just observing

and it feels like what it must have been like

for Tanner just watching over us.

And it takes away all of the awfulness

and the resentment.

Does that make sense?

Sort of. Yeah.

I can see it from your side now.

The way things soured between us.

It doesn't mean you're off the hook.

But I've had a lot of time to think about everything.

Do you ever think about seeing Maggie?

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All the time.

**

Is now a bad time?

No, not at all.

Um, so this came out of the blue.

It's completely unexpected.

Australia fell into the ocean?

They're banning Americans?

Mom, stop.

Uh, Nate was offered a job.

Yeah, he was head hunted by this design firm

in Melbourne who saw his portfolio

and they jumped on it.

It pays really well.

Oh, honey.

Long distance relationships can be really hard.

What? No.

Uh, I'm trying to tell you that

I'm gonna play it by ear.

If I like it there, I'll stay.

What? You're moving to Australia?

No. No, Mom. I'm just--

um, I'm just not setting any parameters

for when I come back.

Yeah, that's called moving.

It's not like a set thing.

If it doesn't work out, I'll just come back.

But, um, since Nate accepted their offer,

we have to leave earlier on the 27th.

What did you say?

That's just two weeks away.

So you're just gonna drop everything

to move to Australia for him?

What about your life, your career?

I want this, Mom, okay?

Well, I'm glad you took the time

to think that through.

I did.

Sadie is hosting a going away party for us this weekend

and I really want you there,

but you have to promise not to be weird

and, um, Stan is coming.

You already told him?

Yeah.

Before me?

How long have you known about Maggie?

Like literally a day.

Jesus, don't change the subject.

What the hell were you thinking?

I should've kept my mouth shut.

I don't understand why you'd see Andy.

Just because he sent you a card?

We were just catching up. It's not a big deal.

Just catching up, like old pals.

Have you conveniently forgot what he did to you guys?

It's a long time ago.

People change.

Not that much.

What happens when he falls off the wagon?

I think it's gonna be different this time.

I've heard that before. Multiple times.

Recovery is a process, Stan.

What are you, his sponsor now?

You're not getting back together with him are you?

Give me a break.

Is that why I haven't seen you lately?

Because you've been with him?

I can't do this. I can't.

Don't hold back for my sake.

I won't be around when the shit hits the fan this time.

Are you mad about the present?

God, that is such a fucking false equivalency.

I knew you were mad.

I was gonna ask you about it.

Okay. You want to go there?

But sure, let's fucking go there.

Um, I'm gonna start with the positive

as I'm not a bitch.

The gift card, that was great.

Who doesn't love a gift card?

Um, the photo on the other hand,

even Maggie cringed.

I mean, what's up with you and old photos anyways?

They're plastered all over your fucking house.

And then, you have to drag me

into your sappy sentimental hell too?

It's not sappy!

I found that when I was cleaning the attic.

It touched me and I just thought that

you would want a memento of how things used to be.

Why would I want that?

I've moved on,

what we're all supposed to do.

Well, When you said that you were going

to Bear Week in Provincetown,

I was like, "Oh, that's weird,"

because you used to say that labels were tribalism,

but now, you're all scruffed up.

You got some butch drag,

and suddenly you're in a throuple.

I am not in a throuple.

I'm hanging out with a couple.

There is a difference.

And even if I was throupling,

I don't need your fucking approval.

And how dare you say butch drag!

If Craig was here, he would've bust a gut.

Well, he's not fucking here because he died!

Stan, I didn't mean--

We can't go back, Emma. Okay?

It is so fucked up that you're seeing Andy.

It's played out.

And what's Maggie gonna think when she finds out?

Have you even thought about that?

You actually think I've forgotten Craig?

I think about him every fucking day.

Do you wanna know what it's like

to be with someone who isn't a selfish alcoholic?

His dying wish was that I would meet someone else.

That's what he wanted, for me to, uh, keep going.

I--I'm self-aware, you know.

I see how I must look.

I--but maybe this is just a phase.

Maybe this is just me figuring things out.

But why should you, of all people,

give me so much shit about it?

Stan, I just--Stan, come on.

Stan.

Hmm, that was not good.

I hit a nerve.

It's not like you two haven't fought before.

We're like this old married couple

always taking digs at each other.

But this was real bad.

He'll get over it.

You remember that time you didn't speak to each other

for a month because Craig was insulted

you wouldn't get them something from Timmons

with your employee discount?

I did that?

Yeah.

Huh.

Did I get you this?

Well, yeah, I guess you did.

Hmm.

Still fits.

So if you were still with Cynthia in Singapore,

would you have even sent me that card?

I would've sent you that card.

I thought you wanted me to stay away.

You and Maggie.

She would ask about you from time to time,

over the holidays

or when we were with kids with their dads.

It grew less and less

over the years as she got older.

I didn't know that.

One time she thought she saw you

in a shampoo ad in a magazine.

She swore up and down that was you.

She insisted that we look it up.

When she found out it wasn't you...

it devastated her.

She got really guarded after that.

Stuff like that

made it really hard not to hate you.

I kept telling myself that the booze

is what distanced you from us.

Made it seem like you weren't there.

But it was worse when you were there.

Like that time you picked up Maggie from school

and you were drunk.

That's when I knew that you and I were done...

because if anything had happened to her...

I would've never been able to forgive you.

I'm sorry, Emma.

I'm really sorry.

Hey, before you go.

We had that made for him when we first adopted him.

He was just a little baby, remember?

Somehow it ended up with me, but you should keep it.

You were always his number one.

Thanks.

♪ Go get your ball

♪ Go get your ball

♪ Go get your big ass ball

♪ Big ass ball

♪ Big ass ball

♪ Go get your big ass ball

I've sang that song to him

until the day he died.

I still sing it sometimes.

- You made it up. - Uh-hmm.

I'd catch myself singing it from time to time.

Like some terrible song you can't get out of your head.

Cynthia was always like,

"Stop that shit, lah!"

But somehow it relaxes me.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

Is Stan gonna tell Maggie?

I don't know.

Remind me why you told him again?

I can't keep anything from him.

If he tells Maggie about us...

I'll deal with him.

And if he doesn't, would you tell Maggie?

What would I even say?

That we're back together?

That we're just hanging out?

Okay.

I won't tell her.

She's leaving anyway.

She doesn't need the baggage.

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**

- Hi. - Oh, shit.

Sorry. Um, sorry.

I thought you're back tomorrow?

Yeah, my car was making this horrific sound,

so I brought it back to take to the shop.

- How's camping? - Good.

Better once the mushrooms kicked in.

Oh, I just uploaded the video online

if you're curious.

Twenty hotdogs,

five bags of marshmallows.

It's the new outdoor challenge.

Wow, can't wait.

Can we step outside?

Sure.

Um, let me just put on some pants.

I know you must find it weird, Andy living here.

You know, we don't talk to our other siblings,

but Andy and I get each other.

We both sought out unstable careers.

My dad still refuses to believe

Ravenous is my actual day job,

said that I blew my MBA.

Not Andy.

He's always been supportive.

That's why I'm starting to feel conflicted now.

What do you mean?

What Andy did to you and Maggie, it's awful.

I thought it was a good idea for you two to meet

and clear the air.

I just didn't expect you to be seeing each other again.

He's different now. Don't you think?

I do, because he's finally willing to work on himself.

I'm not saying you're causing problems.

I mean, I haven't seen him legit happy in a while,

but I do know that in the program

they talk about triggers

and I wouldn't want him revisiting his past

to cause him to drink again.

You follow?

I don't think he has another relapse in him.

Hey.

Hey.

You leaving? I thought we could grab a bite.

I know this great Brazilian place.

I'm gonna head out.

I have to go get ready for Maggie's going away party.

It's kind of a drive.

I need to go home and change.

Yeah, right.

You mentioned this.

I got a meeting I can go to anyway.

I'll call you.

*

I've been working on the accent

but it's like really hard, you know?

They kind of-- huh?

I'll be right back.

Hi, Mom,

beginning to wonder if you'd make it.

I got a late start.

This place is nice.

Whose is it?

Sadie's parents.

It's a timeshare.

The credenza by the front door,

it's one of ours.

I actually helped name it.

It's called the Echelon.

Cool. Remember, Mom, don't be weird.

Get me a drink. I want whatever you're having.

Is, uh, something up with you and Stan, by the way?

He's also being weird.

Kept asking when you were coming.

Hello, don't you guys text?

Oh, boy.

Oh, you guys are fighting.

That's cute.

Actually, get me a double vodka tonic.

Hey. Hey.

Go easy on Nate. You're stressing him out.

He should be stressed out about the secondhand smoke.

I am serious, Mom.

Hi, Ms. Gwon. Glad you came.

Hi.

How's the drive?

So long,

kind of like flying overseas.

Well, guess what?

Back on the patch. Third time's a charm.

No cancer-ridden daughters on my watch.

Ms. Gwon, I know what you're thinking.

But I don't want you to think of us leaving as--

Nate, congratulations on your job,

but let's not do this now.

I know this hasn't been easy for you.

Which is normal.

Maybe I'll come around to it eventually.

Okay.

How long do you think for you to come around, like ballpark?

Ask me again in 20 years.

Hi.

I just wanted to say thank you,

uh, to everyone for coming out.

This isn't really a farewell or a send-off

or any of that sad shit.

As we've learned,

we're all just a video call away.

For Nate and I,

this is the start of a new adventure.

I mean, it's his homeland, so it's more so for me.

Uh, but we promise to come back

as often as possible.

And you're all welcome to come stay with us

in Melbourne in the kangaroo pen.

- Hmm, no. - Nailed it.

Uh, shout out to the bad bitch herself, Sadie,

my bestest bestie since way the fuck back in pre-K.

Thank you for hosting us in this insane house

I love you forever, girl.

Finally, I wanna acknowledge

two very special people in my life,

my mom, Emma, and my godfather, Stan.

They've been lifelong friends

and it's no exaggeration to say

that I am who I am today

because of them,

the good and the bad,

mostly the good, mostly.

We went through a rough patch when I was growing up,

but Stan was always there.

And having you both

meant I never missed out on having a complete family.

So thank you.

And I love you both very much.

I love you.

And now a toast to the one family member

who couldn't be here...

Tanner.

The best dog anyone could ever hope for.

He was a rescue pup,

and I don't really remember a time without him.

He crossed the Rainbow Bridge not too long ago.

He will live in our hearts forever though.

To Tanner!

To Tanner!

To Tanner.

Hey, um, you waiting Ms. Gwon?

Yeah. Somebody's taking a really long time in there.

Oh, okay.

Well, hey, I'm George, Sadie's boyfriend.

Oh, hi, George. Nice to meet you.

- Call me Emma. - Nice to meet you.

Oh, everything come out all right?

- How's it going? - It's going.

I'm trying here, dude.

I can tell.

What do you want me to say?

I don't know. Maybe, "I'm sorry"?

Hey, y'all mind if I...

Oh, go ahead. Sorry.

Technically, we're both at fault.

You haven't seen Andy in forever.

You have no right to judge him.

Okay. Well, I beg to differ.

You have no idea what you're talking about.

- We're done here. - Oh, seriously,

we're doing this again? Come on.

I feel like there are a ton of opportunities

in Australia, right?

We can kind of do whatever.

Is everything okay out there?

I need a little space, okay?

I'm asking for a little space.

- Okay. - Well, just give me--

Well, here's the space. This is enough space.

Yo, I don't mean to eavesdrop.

What?

Okay. This is not the time or the place for this.

This is a party and it's not about you.

What the hell, guys? You're freaking people out.

Honey, is there no more food left?

I'm starving.

Yeah, we just ordered some pizza.

Your mother's stalling.

Stan.

She has something to tell you.

Is this about dad?

Did you fucking tell her?

I didn't say shit.

George heard you guys.

- Who's George? - Fucking George.

- Bathroom snitch. - Guys?

What's the deal with Dad?

He's back in town.

Okay. Um, have you talked to him?

For starters.

Stay out of it.

What did he mean, "for starters"?

Mom?

We've been hanging out.

The hell does that mean?

What do you think it means?

Oh, for fuck's sake. How many times?

How many times what?

Did you guys hang out?

Maggie, that's none of your--

once, just once.

Hmm. Were you even gonna tell me?

Yes, but there was never a good time.

A good time?

I leave in a week.

See?

So what? You guys dating now?

No.

Truthfully, I don't know what we're doing.

Well, he abandoned us, Mom.

And we moved on.

It took us years, but we fucking did it!

Yeah, but you would say that you missed him sometimes.

I got over it, Mom.

We weren't enough for him.

So he's not enough for me.

Don't you have any self-respect?

Hey, don't, that's not fair.

She's right.

But I know he's trying.

And we both made mistakes.

Oh, goddammit, Mom.

And I know that it would mean a lot to him

if you would see him before you go.

Oh, my God.

Oh.

Well, um, you know what?

I think--I think I want you to leave,

both of you.

Me? What did I do?

Maggie, calm down.

- We can just go inside. - Just go. Now.

Oh, I didn't pee.

Fucking hell.

Stan, I'm sorry!

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry I said all those shitty things.

I'm sorry for being such a terrible friend.

I'm just--I'm really fucking lost right now.

And I need your help to get through it.

Are you going home tonight?

Uh, no. I got a hotel room nearby.

I left my purse at Andy's and I'm running low on gas.

See, this is what happens when you're dickmatized.

All right, come on.

Oh, and I have to pee.

Just, um-- I'm gonna go in those bushes.

- Keep watch. - No, stop.

Come, uh, really girl? You--

- I'm gonna burst. - You can't hold it?

I'm gonna burst!

Oh, Jesus.

Okay.

- Make it fast. - Don't look at me.

Look at the door.

What the fuck?

Did she just take a piss?

Do not tell Sadie.

Why didn't you just let her use the loo?

She didn't say.

What?

You wanna talk about it?

I heard what happened.

Not right now, babe.

Hey, and for what it's worth,

you know, my prick for a dad left us too,

but, well, if I had a chance to see him again,

I'd consider it.

Why?

Well, I wanna believe people do change.

It's just like, I wanna believe

your mom's gonna accept me.

If my dad wants to be in my life again,

I'd like to know that.

I dropped a pin.

Tell him to be at this diner 8:00 AM sharp.

He's got until 8:05. Not a minute more.

Sounds like a sting operation.

Where's the diner?

Around here.

Oh, God. Why so early?

It's a trap.

She knows that Andy won't make it

or he'll be late,

especially with the drive.

Well, you know, if he wants to see her.

Damn it, Maggie, girl certainly knows

how to make things difficult.

I wonder where she got that from.

Okay. Well, I'm gonna go get us something to eat.

Hey, she's less mad at you.

Can't you ask her to meet Andy at a halfway point?

Hell no. I'm not getting dragged into this.

Don't you get it? This needs to be on her terms.

*

Yeah. So I just stood out there for a while...

and then I called my sponsor.

Emma, I'm only telling you this

because I don't want there to be any more lies

between us, okay?

So you didn't make it to AA?

No.

But you went to a bar.

But I didn't go in, okay?

I swear. I fought it.

I believed you for the longest time,

but you got so good at hiding it.

I just couldn't tell anymore.

I still can't.

When you left this morning, were you ashamed?

Of what?

Of me.

Of what we did.

No, I wasn't ashamed.

Yeah. Well, I felt it regardless.

Oh, so I'm responsible for your relapse?

I didn't relapse, Jesus.

What about tomorrow?

You're positive?

She wants this? She told you that?

It was her idea.

Look, I'll leave here early and I'll pick you up at 6:00.

That should give us enough time.

You don't think I can make it on my own?

It's far, Andy. Isn't Raven's car getting fixed?

Yes. I'll figure it out.

I'll give you a ride. I don't mind.

Emma,

let me figure this out myself, okay?

I won't fuck this up.

It's not that. I just wanna help.

You don't wanna let her down again.

I won't let her down, okay?

Now stop treating me like I don't have my shit together!

So yeah, things got out of hand with Bob and Julio.

Bob is the one who wanted an open relationship,

but Julio started seeing me without Bob.

And Bob got upset.

So I had to get the heck out of Dodge.

- Drama. - Yeah.

On the flip side I, uh, started seeing this Filipino.

Yes, Asian!

He's so adorable,

but he wanted to take things slow,

which was nice for a change.

Um, and we went out a few times.

And then he said he wanted to go to Maggie's

with me tonight and spend the night here.

And then he ghosted me,

so I don't know what the fuck happened.

No.

Yeah. It, kind of, sucked.

I haven't posted anything lately.

I'm just-- I'm just so sick of it.

All these guys online,

I just feel like they want to jerk off at home, you know?

I don't love the idea

of you getting back together with Andy...

but I'm willing to give him another shot if you are.

Thanks.

I really thought we could start over,

but I don't know anymore.

Do you--do you still talk in your sleep?

I don't talk in my sleep.

We were roommates for years.

You talk in your sleep.

It's okay.

I have earplugs just in case.

You have earplugs on hand?

Craig would snore like a Mack truck.

So I just--I got used to sleeping with them.

Next Thursday's my anniversary with Craig.

How many years?

What?

- Earplugs. - Oh.

How many years next Thursday?

Oh, 25.

We, um...

we always had ice cream cake to celebrate.

He had such a sweet tooth, even at the end.

I told you about the Pop-Tarts, right?

No.

It was his last night in the hospital

and he had a taste for Pop-Tarts,

blueberry flavor.

And I could only find strawberry

in the vending machine.

So, when I came back to the room,

he had already passed.

I was only gone a few minutes.

I still have those Pop-Tarts.

I don't know what I would've done

without you guys when Andy left.

I was inconsolable when Craig died.

You were there for me too.

Oh, you know, I think I remember it now.

Your song with Craig.

♪ True love will find you in the end ♪

♪ You'll find out just who was your friend ♪

♪ Don't be sad I know you will ♪

♪ Don't give up until

♪ True love will find you in the end ♪

♪ This is a promise with a catch ♪

♪ Only if you're looking can it find you ♪

♪ True love is searching too ♪

♪ How can I recognize you

♪ Unless you step out into the light, the light ♪

♪ Don't be sad I know you will ♪

♪ Don't give up until

♪ True love will find you in the end ♪

*

**

Shit.

Sit anywhere. I'll be right with you.

Thanks.

You late motherfucker.

Where the fuck is he?

Oh, I knew it.

Fucking bullshit.

You just had to make sure I made it, huh?

Oh.

"ARE YOU CLOSE???" All caps, three question marks.

Wow.

One would've been sufficient, Em.

I just thought-- never mind.

Yeah.

I got here half an hour ago, lady.

Thanks.

Charge a couple of mimosas to your card.

Hope that's cool.

That's not funny.

Okay.

Maggie should be here soon.

And once she gets here, I'm gonna leave.

All right.

What can I get you to drink?

Just water, please. Thank you.

- You need a refill? - Yes, please.

Hi, Maggie.

- Hey, Mom. - Hi, sweetie.

We're gonna need a few minutes before we order.

Oh, take your time.

- You need anything? - I'm good. Thank you.

Okay. Great. So, I'm gonna leave.

No.

You're staying.

I think that would be nice.

- What's good here-- - You look so grown up.

Oh, sorry. Go ahead.

No, after you.

I heard both of you.

You gonna say something

or are you just gonna ignore me like you did--

Maggie.

No. It's okay.

I'm just so happy to see you.

I thought--uh,

I thought you may never wanna see me again,

so, thank you for doing this.

You think this is all it takes to make up for what you did?

Maggie, it's okay.

No, Mom, it's not.

I'm doing this for you. Not him.

I don't need the guilt of not wanting to see him

after he skipped out on us.

There's no guilt, really.

And you're absolutely right.

I did skip out on you...

the both of you.

And I'm sorry, Maggie.

I'm really--I'm so sorry.

So sorry.

You know what? I'm gonna go.

Maggie, wait.

I have an idea. Just hear me out.

I'm so sorry I wasn't more upfront with you.

I've been such a mess since Tanner died.

We don't have to say anything to each other right now.

We can just sit and eat.

If you still wanna leave, I won't stop you.

*

**

The offer still stands.

I'd love to take you and Nate to the airport.

No, Mom, let's not.

LAX is a mess,

but we'll have dinner before I go.

Just you and me.

Okay.

So, uh, good luck in Melbourne.

I think it's really exciting.

Thanks.

Good luck to you too.

Dad...

uh, I owe you an email.

You don't owe me anything.

You're right.

But I'm still gonna try to write you back

once I'm settled.

I'd really like that.

*

Thank you.

**

I'm sorry for not trusting you.

It's gonna take some time, Em.

I need to work on what it means

to be a better ex-wife.

We, kind of, skipped that part.

Okay.

I guess it's only fair I should work

on being a better ex-husband too.

I meant to tell you.

The film is happening.

We start shooting next month.

Whoa. Congrats.

You're gonna be Rich White!

Yeah.

And I need to focus on doing my work.

I don't wanna let anyone down anymore.

You won't.

You'll be great.

Thank you, Emma.

*

**

*

I'll see you at Christmas.

Really?

I'll come out there.

Take care of my baby girl.

Is this Dom?

Dom Wilcox?

Hi. How are you? It's Emma Gwon.

Oh.

That's great to hear. Wow.

*

I won't bring him back again, I promise.

Oh. Aw.

Look at his tail.

Good night, Sal.

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