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Don't wanna play with water, what should I say?

Hi, I'm Sharon. I'm divorced.

Sorry, my English is not good.

What do they say in English?

Just a moment.

I'm here to find a good boyfriend for my daughter and to make her happy.

I'm here to find a nice guy for my daughter and have some fun.

I hope it won't be my case, because I'm afraid of myself.

Well, frankly, it did.

See that I'm a nice guy.

And I'm going to do whatever it takes.

Whatever it takes.

Hi. Hi.

I'm Sharon.

I'm Sam. Nice to meet you. Nice.

My English is not good, but I try.

oh okay um right oh my god it's a nice boy

i love young guys problemo i don't know good

english but i i have a help oh you've got a translator okay

okay

I know it's weird on a first date, but I want to know how to communicate.

You were dating my daughter, so today I figured out that you're going to drive

me around in English.

Oh, you want me to teach you English?

You? Yeah.

You, English?

Yeah. Okay.

Right.

Okay, I can try.

Should be fun.

So, this date is kind of getting a bit weird.

You know, I'm having to teach her English.

I can teach her English, of course.

Whatever, you know, whatever I have to do, I guess I have to do it, right?

I don't know where to start.

Do you want to drink?

What? Drink.

Water.

Oh, you want to drink?

Why?

Okay.

Hey, um... Hmm?

Yeah, thank you. So, the first lesson would be... Yeah?

In English it would be would you like a drink?

So do you want to try saying it?

Yeah, what?

Would you like a drink? Would you like a drink?

Perfect. Perfect.

Thank you.

See?

It was good.

Good? Yeah. Okay.

What name?

The collar?

No. This is a collar. Yeah.

Okay. Don't worry. And this?

That's an ear.

Ear. Yeah.

Yeah.

And this?

Your foot?

Yes.

These. Oh, oh, your heels.

Right, yeah, your heels. That's a heel. Yeah. Yeah, but your shoes, you think,

yeah?

Yeah, that's very nice.

Very nice colour as well. Yeah.

Any... Yeah, this is good.

So... And what name these?

Your bra.

No, these.

Your boobs?

Uh, yeah.

Um, I'm having a hard time understanding her. Like, does she really mean what I

think she means?

Because, you know, you know what I'm thinking of, right?

Do you want me to touch them?

Yes, yes, I think.

Are you sure?

Yeah? Yes.

Uh, okay.

Yeah. Nice.

The boobs.

Oh.

Sorry. I think I might have misunderstood.

This is getting a bit strange.

I don't think she wanted me to grab her titties, so, you know, I just did. I

grabbed them, and they felt really good.

Yeah.

This is, uh, this is kind of fun.

You know, I guess a guy's gotta do what a guy's gotta do, right?

I think he misunderstood what I said because he suddenly pecked my teeth, but

it's a good thing I don't speak English.

Yeah.

Oh, really?

Mm -hmm.

Okay. The vaccine, they could breath.

Yeah.

And this?

Oh, we actually have a lot of words for

that, yeah.

I kind of forget all of them right now.

English is getting mur -