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He says his name is Patrick Jane.

Never met him. Did he say why he came in?

Just that he wants to talk to you.

Mr. Jane!

Teresa Lisbon. That's a… a nice name.

We always thought that you and Lisbon would get together.

Jane and Lisbon… yeah, right!

And, voila!

- So you're gonna build us a house. - It's a start.

- I need to know you're committed to us. - I am.

Then are you gonna take off your wedding ring?

I have a guy who's saying things about the murders.

- Well, what is he saying? - He's a psychic.

I saw that the killer's gonna kill again, tonight.

Why would the killer care if Gabriel was a real psychic?

He wants one and for some reason and then Gabriel didn't pass the test.

Welcome back to Austin Today! I am Dan Glover

and with me is Patrick Jane, a psychic who works for the FBI.

I am trying to help my colleagues understand this man.

- How would you describe him? - Let's say that he's obviously angy.

Probably, in a lot of pain.

Lazarus. Interesting name.

- He rose from the dead. - So I hear.

I saw you on TV. You said you know things.

He's in there.

Jane!

Can you stand up?

You Agent Tork?

You guys done looking around because we're sitting on our hands.

There's nothing we could find. It's a mess in there but structure's sound.

Your people can go in.

Have fun.

Thanks.

All right, listen up.

It's been reported there are two bodies in the basement.

There may also be evidence pertaining to as many as 10 homicides…

…committed by the recently deceased individual known as Lazarus.

Real name: Joseph Keller.

We wanna put these cases to bed.

So that means break out the fine-tooth combs.

Let's go.

How's your head?

- Oh, hey. - Hi.

It's fine.

My ears are still ringing a little, but just getting ready for the remodel.

- I brought sandwiches - Those are magic words.

Come with me.

Is it me, or does it seem like the house slants a little bit to the left?

Optical illusion.

You're not wearing your wedding ring.

I'm not married.

The ground is slant-y so it makes the structure look like it's leaning…

…but it is, in fact, not.

It's just an optical illusion.

"Slant-y," huh?

Yeah.

Technical term.

This ring has been with me for a very long time…

…and it has obvious significance with my past.

It also represents…

…meeting you.

If I didn't have this ring…

…I would never have met you.

So in a sense…

…it has the potential to represent my future as well.

And I'm not expecting you would ever wear it…

…but…

…I wanna share it with you…

…and…

…I want it to represent our future…

…together.

I want you to be my wife.

Will you marry me?

Okay.

- Yes. Yes. - Yes.

- Oh, yeah. - Excellent.

I'm glad that's dealt with. I was a little nervous.

Oh, come on. You knew I was gonna say yes.

No. Even after all these years, you're still a mystery to me.

- I am? - Thank you.

Hey, guys. How's the Lazarus case going?

Keller's house is being processed. Tork's on scene.

- We're just squaring away the paperwork. - Good.

Good, good, good.

Do you guys need anything? Can I help?

No, not really.

Yeah. Old job's over.

New job hasn't begun.

You know, I'm just spinning my wheels here.

- Hey. - Hey, guys.

So…

…we wanted you to be the first to know.

Yeah.

We're getting married.

- Hey. - Yes.

- I told you. - No, you didn't.

- Congratulations. - Oh, man.

- That's awesome. - That's wonderful.

- When's the big day? - No big day.

I don't want wedding fuss.

Oh, we're just gonna slip away quietly in the next couple of days.

All right.

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Don't mess with Texas

- Hi. How are you? - Good. How are you?

Nice day.

Thank you. Have a nice day.

Oh, my Lord. Sir?

I'm good.

That darn barbecue, I swear.

These are two for one, right?

- Hey, that's awesome. Yeah. - Hey.

Hey, even this guy's happy about it, right?

Yeah. Congrats, sis.

Hi.

Hey, congratulations.

Somebody went number two.

- Thanks. - Yeah.

So anyway, did you tell…? Did you tell Tommy yet?

He's chasing a bail jumper in Alaska. I left him a message.

You snooze, you lose. Gonna miss him at the bachelor party though.

There is no bachelor party.

We're getting married the day after tomorrow.

Just me, Jane and a justice of the peace.

No big wedding. No guests.

But…

- …family, right? Yeah. - Yeah, family.

It's just us. We wanna get married quietly.

So we'll be quiet, but we're gonna be there, T. No arguments.

Hey, Stan. Hold it. It's her deal, her choice.

You know, she wants to do it that way then let her do it.

- What are you saying, you mook? - Guys, come on.

If we're not there, Mom's gonna spin in her grave like a crankshaft.

Oh, my God.

She'll be crying that our only sister…

Would you can it please, Stan? Teresa just said she don't want us there.

Why would you wanna be there if she doesn't want us?

You're a sad, bitter man, Jimmy Lisbon.

- I smile through it. - Don't you ever…

- I smile through the sadness. - He's doing it again.

- I got strong… - Ever since he was little.

- It just… It cuts the air flow… - Oh, yeah.

- Don't worry. - Don't worry about what?

You're worried that I'm gonna be upset because you invited your brothers.

- How did you know that? - When we're married…

- …will you stop asking that? - It's okay, isn't it?

- They're family. - Thank you.

- It means a lot to them. - Of course.

Since my brothers are coming…

…it feels funny not to invite just a couple of members from the team.

No, no. You know what? You're right.

We should keep it small.

- Small, just my brothers. - Yeah.

Fine, invite away.

We're gonna need a few more guests just to dilute the alcohol content.

- Thank you. - Just three or four though.

Where do we draw the line?

Well, that's why we decided not to invite anyone.

I know. I know. I'm sorry. It's just… Here we are, and…

- Here we are. - What?

Oh, look. I'm just gonna surrender to fate.

All right? So be it.

Big, huge, massive wedding.

How does eight or nine very close friends at the court house…?

Nine or 10, and then we can go to O'Malley's Bar afterwards.

Twelve tops.

Or go to a restaurant. No big deal.

It's not like we're hiring a caterer. Don't have a gift registry.

Sure. Okay.

- Where are you going? - I have to get you a ring.

- I already have one. - That is for us.

You need one for you.

- I do? - You do.

Shouldn't I come with you? Isn't that how you're supposed to do it?

We'd bicker. Besides, I have better taste.

- You think you do. - You'll see.

- Nothing too gauche. - Bye.

- Hey, boss. - Hey.

The less I have to do, the more coffee I drink.

So, do you and Lena wanna come and watch us get married?

Well, Lena went to a trade conference in Prague…

…but I'd be honored. I thought you weren't having any guests.

Well, we kind of changed our minds. Just a few people.

- Dozen, 15. - All right. I'm there.

- Where and when? - We don't know yet. Nothing fancy.

Well, you have to have it at our house. I insist.

We have the perfect spot for a casual wedding.

- Really? - I'd be thrilled.

That is so nice of you.

- What's up? - Some surprise, huh?

I didn't see the wedding thing coming.

Wasn't that hard to guess.

Something on your mind?

No.

Well, actually, yes.

Someone might get in touch with you about me requesting a transfer.

Wanted you to hear it from me first.

- Transfer where? - Salt Lake.

Office there is starting a cyber-crime initiative. They're looking for people.

It's desk work, but it's more my speed, I think.

Let's face it. I didn't do well when we were going after Keller.

It's not easy being in the bullpen. Michelle's desk is right there, and…

Anyway, I think a change of pace would be good.

Plus you're gonna be rebuilding the team. This will give you a blank slate.

- Come here. - What?

Come here.

- Stop feeling sorry for yourself. - I'm not.

You are.

You made some mistakes going after Keller? Welcome to the club.

I bat.300 on a good day.

You miss Vega.

Then remember who she was.

She'd never run away from a challenge like this, and neither should you.

And you're right.

I have to rebuild the team, and I'll start with people I know and trust.

So stick around.

Or what, you'll hit me again?

I'm asking you to stay, Wylie.

Okay.

Okay, good.

Check in with Tork.

I wanna know what's going on at the house.

Sure, and Cho.

Thanks.

No problem.

This is the ring we sent you a picture of.

It was my grandmother's.

Anne's dad gave it to me to propose with.

Which is sweet, but it's not really me.

You know? So we thought maybe we could take

the diamond out, put it in a necklace.

- Of course. May I…? May I see it? - Oh, yeah.

I'll get my loupe. We'll need to take a closer look at the stone.

- Excuse me, sir. - I'm helping another customer right now.

FBI. Give them back their ring right now, or I will be forced to shoot you.

Don't worry. Just kidding. I don't even carry a real gun.

- A lot of close friends do though. - What's happening?

All will be revealed. Their ring is in your right hand.

- You've made a mistake. Got the ring here. - That's a replica.

- A replica? - He did a French drop…

…to swap the valuable ring with a replica.

French drop's a sleight-of-hand move. Not important.

That ring never belonged to your grandmother…

…and it's not a real diamond.

- Is that true? - Of course not.

He would study the ring he just gave you then break the sad news…

…that your grandma's ring is a phony, and you'd be none the wiser.

This is insane.

Then you won't mind opening up your right hand, will you?

Open up your right hand, please, sir.

Holy moly.

Thank you for your assistance, folks. I'll take it from here.

Don't worry, ma'am. The real ring is in your hand.

- Good day to you. - Thank you.

My pleasure.

So my crooked friend…

- Today is your lucky day. - Is it?

Well, on a normal day you'd be off to the pokey now, but as it happens…

…I'm in the market for a diamond ring.

So show me your very best selection, please, and, sir…

…if I see any glass…

…the cuffs will come out.

Nothing too gauche.

- What's up? - Tork just called from the crime scene.

No intact corpses in the basement but a lot of body parts.

Badly burned and fragmented.

Have them rush the DNA test. Pull some strings if you have to.

- Why the rush? - Still got a lot of media interest.

The bosses wanna announce we got the guy. For that, we need coroner's reports.

- So let's get on it. - Okay. Right away.

Hey, did Abbott give you the news? We're having a real wedding at his house.

- He did. - You're gonna be there?

Of course.

I could use your help if you're not too busy.

What's that?

What do you think?

Makes you look short.

Snow cone.

Slutty elf.

You want a simple piece with clean lines. Something vintage.

What he said.

Thank you for doing this.

I asked you along because you'd be honest. I

had no idea you were such a fashion expert.

Not me. My mom could run up a designer gown before breakfast.

Cut her cloth by eye.

Cool. My mom had a sewing machine, but it was always in hock.

She'd be very proud of you.

Looking like this?

Very proud.

Thank you, Kimball.

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All right, good night, Wade.

And tell Shaniqua I said thanks for the fan mail.

4 NEWS

Excuse me.

I don't have any change, man.

Hey, hey, hey. Okay, okay, okay.

Here, you can take it. You can take it. Here.

Get in the car.

Do as I say and you won't get hurt.

Stop the vehicle.

Very slowly. No one gets hurt.

Put the car in park, and get out.

Easy.

Easy.

Easy.

Give me your phone.

All right.

I promise.

What's the passcode?

There isn't any.

Wallet.

Oh, God. I only got about 20 bucks in it.

Just let me keep my driver's license.

I don't wanna have to go to the DMV.

Sure.

Here you go.

Thanks.

Thank you.

No, no, no.

No, no, no.

- Tork. - Patrick Jane, please.

I'm sorry, he's not in.

This is Dan Glover from Austin Today.

I interviewed Jane about this whole Lazarus case.

Sure, I remember you.

Just wanna do a quick follow-up. Is he available?

I'm afraid you'll have to wait a few days. He's out of the office for a while.

Where can I find him? It'll only take a few moments.

I'd say he's pretty unfindable at the moment. He's getting married.

- Married? - Yeah.

I can take a message. Tell him you called.

No. No need.

Okey-doke.

County Clerk's Office

If I just remembered how tedious this aspect of the marriage is…

…I might not have asked you.

Seriously, I'm only on page two.

I can just give you the ring, and we could elope.

Don't be mean. No take backs.

I could give you this, and we could be in Fiji by nightfall.

There are people coming. We're getting married, damn it.

- Suit yourself. - You got a ring?

Yes, I did.

- You gonna show it to me? - You wanna see it?

Show me.

Oh, my God.

It's not real. You scared me. It's funny.

- Of course it's real. - It's real?

Real.

Oh, my…

Are you out of your mind?

Do you like it?

Well, it's gorgeous, but it's too much.

I can't accept it.

You can accept it, and you will. It's yours.

I want you to have it.

- What is the justice of the peace's name? - Emily Hamilton.

Emily Hamilton.

- Oh, my… - Let's file this sucker.

All right. We'll need confirmation…

…that the ceremony has been performed within 72 hours…

…or you will need to refile.

Congratulations.

Who said romance is dead?

I can't take this.

No. Not yet, you can't.

- At least, let me try it on. - Not yet.

But we don't even know if it fits.

Lisbon. Hi.

Yes, Wylie, did we invite you yet?

- No, not yet. - Well, here it is.

Abbott's house, 12:00, Saturday.

Try not to spread it. We're keeping it small.

I don't wanna hurt anybody's feelings.

I got you. Is there a gift registry?

No gifts.

- Is there a trousseau? - I don't know. What is that exactly?

Never mind.

You're coming back to work, right? Here?

Yeah. I think so.

Why are you whispering?

Lisbon, hey.

Someone's trying to reach you.

Oh, my God.

- Hey, boss. - Hi.

- I'll talk to you guys later. Okay? - It is so good to see you guys.

- Right back at you. - Well, the news is spreading fast…

through the CBI grapevine. It's true, isn't it?

It's true.

Well, we had to call and say congratulations.

So…

…you and Jane, huh? We always knew.

We always knew? I always knew.

How are the kids?

- Sticky, mostly. - The kids are great.

It's short notice, but you guys gotta come out for the wedding. It's Saturday.

My gosh. Of course. We'd love to.

It'll take child-care juggling, but we can swing it.

Worst comes to worse, we'll bring the monkeys. Keep them locked in the car.

- Will not. - I'm kidding.

But seriously, we wouldn't miss it.

I gotta go. We'll see you soon.

I'll send you the details.

Great. Take care.

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven…

You guys are all set. Should be in the mail three to five days.

Thanks.

Excuse me. I need to fill out a marriage license.

Usually, there's two of you.

She's running late. I'll get started.

Okay. Well, paperwork is in the end tray.

Just fill that out. We need both of you here, plus ID.

I see.

Will do. Thanks.

City clerk's office. Please hold.

Thanks for holding. Yes, how may I help you?

No, ma'am. You can't file online.

Until 6 but we're closed from 12 to 1.

Judge Emily Hamilton

Looks like she stood me up.

Bad omen for a wedding, huh?

Abbott.

Can I run something by you?

Yeah. Shoot.

Spot-DNA tests came back from the Keller house.

So far, all of the recovered body parts belonged to Joe Senior. None for junior.

They found his gun but not him.

Oh, damn.

It could be that he was at the epicenter of the explosion and was vaporized.

There's a strong possibility that Keller, a.k.a. Lazarus, is still alive.

- Damn. - I let Austin P.D. know.

We're putting out a BOLO to all the local hospitals.

Wylie's putting together a KA list. I'll have agents set up shop.

Well, did you put out a wire, just in case…?

He runs for the border. Yeah.

All right. Well, it seems like you have everything handled.

I don't know if I should tell Jane and Lisbon.

Good question.

Yeah.

I wouldn't.

We don't have enough to be sure…

…and they're in a good space right now.

If Lisbon found out that this case isn't closed, it's likely that she'll…

…cancel the wedding and join the hunt.

There's plenty of time to tell them after.

But if he's still alive…

You know, Keller's unpredictable…

…and Jane did try to kill him.

You know, just in case, why don't we put some bodies at the wedding?

Just to keep an eye out.

And it's my house, so I'll arrange it.

- You sure? - Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Something to keep me busy.

Okay. Thanks.

Abbott said it's up to you, but you'd

probably prefer to hold the ceremony outside.

There isn't really a room inside big enough.

How many people are we talking?

A lot of people are talking about it.

Well, I've only invited like 15 people.

Well, more like 25 that I know…

…and I don't think people are waiting for a printed invitation…

…seeing as there isn't one.

But on the plus side, you're popular, girl.

Is that what all these tables are for?

Abbott thought they'd be useful. He's covering the rental…

…and the bartender.

And the caterer.

I guess they're his wedding gift.

Here's the menu.

- There's a caterer? - Yeah. Yeah.

It's fine. Abbott's loaded. I mean, look at this house.

I think his wife cleaned up in the private sector.

Here we are.

All right. Everybody out.

- Hey, Teresa. - Hey.

We're here.

T.

- We're here. - Hi.

Wow, you all came.

- So many people. - Yeah.

Sure we came. We're gonna let our sister down?

Congratulations.

- Thanks. - Say hi to your Aunt Teresa.

Hi.

- Who is this? - Oh, T, this is Lucy, my fiancée.

Lucy, Teresa.

I am so freaked out to meet you at last.

We're gonna be sisters.

It's a long story.

So, you're all here. Welcome to Austin.

Looks like we brought the weather with us.

FBI.

- I'm sorry. I'm freaking out right now. - We got that.

- You all came. - Yeah.

You already said that, T.

- Jason, Jason, come here. - Okay.

Jason.

- Congratulations. - Thank you.

Excuse me, sir.

We have an odd coincidence…

…or not. Maybe.

Austin P.D. got a missing person's report…

…on a local television reporter named Dan Glover.

- The one that interviewed Jane? - Yeah.

Left work Thursday night. Hasn't been seen since.

Weird thing is he called here around the time he was last seen. I spoke to him.

He said he wanted to interview Jane again.

I said he was unavailable, because he was getting…

…married.

So, you're not even sure if you spoke to Glover?

No, I mean, I was certain at the time.

Obviously, it was his caller ID, but now…

So we assume Keller's alive, looking for Jane.

How many agents at the wedding?

Four, but now, I think we should probably have more.

At least 10. Gonna need eyes on the front and

back yards and surrounding neighborhoods.

Chopper on standby in case we need to pursue.

Yes, sir, but wouldn't it be wiser to just postpone the wedding?

Postpone the wedding? We're the FBI.

There is that upside…

…we can use the wedding as bait.

Kind of.

I'm gonna go check on the chopper.

Still think we shouldn't tell Jane and Lisbon?

We're the FBI.

Just like you said. We can handle it.

Abbott.

What were you and Cho and Tork huddled about?

Nothing special.

Nothing special that's keeping you here

when you could be in Prague with your wife?

You know, she doesn't need me around.

I get in the way.

You're lying to me.

I won't pursue the point because you would tell me if it was important.

Oh, yeah. Of course. If I thought that it was something that we couldn't handle.

You know…

…I've been getting some calls about you.

My bosses wanna know if you're sticking around.

That's a good question.

All right. Well, no pressure.

But if you're going, there is some legal stuff that we need to handle.

To expunge that deal we made.

The napkin.

I'm getting married tomorrow.

Then I'm building a house…

…and beyond that, I genuinely have no idea.

And I can't do this job forever…

…but it's gonna be tough to give up.

Yeah. It's hard giving up making a difference, huh?

No, everyone makes a difference.

Hard to give up the chase.

Oh, yeah.

That it is.

So, you…

- …let me know when you know. - I will.

It has been very good working with you, Patrick.

You too, Dennis.

I really appreciate your honesty.

I love you for that.

Thank you.

Okay. You got me. I was lying. There is something I need to talk to you about.

- Hey. - Hi.

Nice flowers.

They're centerpieces.

It's a sylvan theme.

Sylvan theme.

All right. Cool, I guess.

How many people are actually coming to this thing?

Nobody knows exactly.

Okay.

How did this happen? This is not what I wanted.

I like the sylvan theme.

We should've just eloped like you said.

- What about your family? - They wouldn't care.

I just talked to them at the hotel. They found the minibar.

They're like cavemen arguing over a dead antelope.

Well…

…let's run.

We'll tell nobody.

Just the judge.

I'll have her meet us at our little cabin tomorrow morning.

- The cabin? - Just us.

- You think the judge would do that? - Sure.

She's driving in from San Antonio. Change of venue makes no difference to her.

- What about the witnesses? - We'll get someone. A park ranger.

You know what? Let's do it.

It's our life, damn it.

I love you. Thank you.

I'm gonna get my dress and go to the Airstream. I'll meet you there.

Well, there's another very good reason why we should elope. All right?

Keller is apparently still alive, and he's mad at me for some reason.

- Oh, my God. - Yeah. So Cho and his people…

…are gonna stake out this house.

When Keller shows up, they'll nab him.

You were gonna withhold this information and deprive me of a guilt-free elopement?

- I just told you. - You almost didn't.

From now on, we need to be 100 percent honest.

- I agree with you 100 percent. - Okay.

I'm gonna go get my dress.

- Fire up the Airstream. - You go, girl.

Hi, Judge Hamilton? Patrick Jane.

There's been a change of venue.

Okay.

No problem, Mr. Jane. If you just text me the exact address…

…and perhaps a decent motel nearby.

I'll see you tomorrow.

Great. Bye.

We got four agents on the roof, five dressed as catering and valet service…

…six on the perimeter and six undercover mobiles covering the approach roads.

When the guests get here, I'll gather them inside, explain the situation.

Most of them are law enforcement, so they'll understand.

What is it, Wylie?

Office got a call off the BOLO from a clerk

at the South Austin Registry Office.

A man with extensive burns came in, pretended to fill out a form.

The clerk thinks he may have taken a peek at marriage license forms on her desk.

- So that confirms it. He is coming. - We got it covered. Why so anxious, Wylie?

I know all the state forms from working downtown.

The marriage form doesn't ask where the wedding is.

It just asks who the officiant is.

- Well, that's the judge. - Yeah.

- Hey, you. - Hi.

Well, no matter what happens from…

…this point on…

…we have to promise each other…

…that we will always look at the bright side.

I promise.

Me too.

Freeze. Drop the gun.

See how much better things turn out when you're honest with me?

Thank you.

Let's do this.

No hard feelings.

Patrick, do you take Teresa to be your lawful wedded wife…

…to have and to hold in sickness and health…

…for better or for worse…

…till death do you part?

I sure do.

And you, Teresa…

…do you take Patrick to be your lawful wedded husband…

…to have and to hold in sickness and health…

…for better or for worse…

…till death do you part?

I do.

Then by the power granted me by the State of Texas…

…I declare you husband and wife.

You may kiss the bride.

Ladies and gentlemen, Patrick and Teresa.

Yeah.

- Who else is gonna hug me? Come on. - Hey.

Hey.

How you feeling?

I am so happy.

Me too.

Me too.

There's something I need to tell you.

No, you're kidding me.

I'm not kidding.

You are?

I am.