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Hi, Tommy. It's me, Sarah.

I'm leaving you this, I think it's the 20th message of this week, now July 7th,

2014.

You're not answering my calls. This is the fourth time, I think, that you have

gypped me on rent, and I've had enough.

You've taken advantage of a good situation, and I've lost my patience

sir. Now, I am coming in to collect this month's rent, and I'm coming in now.

tenant delinquent jerk who takes advantage of a good situation get your

cheap ass out here I mean I have

fucking had it with this you shite

Excuse me, I'm so sorry to wake you.

Who's that?

Excuse me.

Hi, good morning.

Hi. Hi, good morning. It's only 2 .30 in the afternoon on July 7th, and you're

only another week late with your register.

Oh, for the love of God.

What is wrong with you? I thought you were supposed to be in Asia.

I was in Asia. I was at the airport for Asia.

And I was like, this is like a $3 ,000 plane ticket.

I was like, I'm not, I can't go there. So I cut out the middleman and I went

got some pho. You didn't even have a ticket?

I walked by a Panda Express and, you know, the guy at

pho was, I had a great conversation with him. I felt like I helped him.

I was doing...

How do you care? You are so rude. Do you realize this is now the fifth time that

you are a week late for rent?

Oh, shit. How much of this am I supposed to take before I seriously lose my

patience? Am I supposed to put you out in the street, mister? No, no.

Well, that's where it's looking, because this is just absurd. You are taking

advantage of a good thing too many times, and I'm sorry, but I am not going

stand for it any longer.

Can I write you a check? Your checks aren't even good, and I'm not letting

bounce my account like you did that one time last October.

I can't. Look, I will. Ruin my Halloween.

I will.

I mean, I can't do much.

I can make it up to you. Oh, really? Do you have $750 lying around somewhere in

a dump?

I could. No.

No. Do you need some?

Painted? I'm not a good painter. I don't want to be that person anymore. I don't

want to stress out about this, but you're driving me crazy. I don't want to

homeless. What can I do?

I don't have many skills.

You lost a leg.

When did you lose a leg?

All right, funny man, can you please stay focused here? I didn't lose

except my patience, and you're about to lose a nut.

No. Now, you want to make it up to me?

Um, sure.

I don't even know why I'm doing this, but it's been a while. Maybe because

been too stressed out to get laid.

Because my damn tenants can't pay their rent on time.

You want to make it up to me?

Okay. First of all, clean up this fucking mess. Yes, ma 'am. For Christ's

Put that shit away.

Okay. Right now.

My cotton sheets.

My pillows.

Look, they're fluffy.

Yeah, they are fluffy.

And you know what else is fluffy? My fussy bush.

Whoa. Yeah, you want to make it up to me, Mr. Pistol?

Holy shit. Well, I'll give you something to make up for. All right.

You're so angry. I am. This is the fifth time.

Sorry.

Sell it to the bush.

Done.

Yeah. I'll tell.

Show me what you're good at. Keeping your mouth shut and your tongue busy?

Mm -hmm.

I worked at a telemarketer, too.

All right.

This dick is even worth getting hard.

You know I've always liked you, Tommy. I didn't want it to come to this.

But yes, please. Right there.

That's right.

I just want to make it up to you. Okay, well good. Keep doing that. Stop.

More licking.

Okay. I was finally starting to get horny.

I want you to lay down.

Okay. Oh,

it's all about you. No, I'm not.

Yeah, I knew you were going to be like that. Oh, God, look at that. Oh, my.

Yeah. Oh, let's hold on.

Oh, yes, please.

Yeah,

you want to take those off? Yeah, sure.

There you go. Pull them off.

That's when you pay your rent, you get to lick the alcohol.

Focus on it. All right, go ahead. I'll give you one.

All right.

Yeah, make it up to me just like that.

Oh, such a good boy.

Oh, yeah, look at that little clit. You're making it all fat.

That's it, baby. Show me how sorry you are.

I'm sorry. Be so nice to that pussy right now.

Yes, thank you. Oh, goodness.

Yeah, who's the best landlord?

You are. Oh, that's right.

Who's never going to be late with rent again?

God, me.

That's right.

Very good.

See?

We can kiss and make up.

Yes, just like that.

Ooh, nasty boy. Yeah, be nasty with it. I like that.

Oh, that feels really good.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yeah, fuck.

You're going to make me comment and keep fucking licking my clit.

For licking this pussy nicely.

Thank you, baby.

You know, I'm feeling generous now. Why don't you let me suck on your cock?

How does that sound?

Yeah? Yeah. I kind of feel bad for yelling at you a little bit. No, you're

right. I'm being an asshole. You should yell at me. I mean, I'm trying not to

lose my temper anymore, but, you know, I had a relapse. Okay.

Let me make it up to you. Oh, thank you.

You lost a penis in your mouth like I thought you lost a leg.

But it's not, there is.

Oh my God, you're amazing.

Hi.

Holy shit.

Wow.

Wow,

you're a really good landlord.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God. Look at that.

Oh, my God.

Fuck, yeah.

Oh, fuck, yeah.

I'm sucking your cock.

You're doing so fucking good, Jesus Christ.

Oh, fuck, yeah. Woohoo!

Wow.

Oh, fuck.

Yep. Wow.

Would you like to go inside my warm pussy?

No, thank you. I want to...

Lucky for you. You don't have a choice Yeah,

oh

yeah, you're a good fuck

Yeah, oh my god, look at that.

Fuck yeah.

Oh yeah, you feel that tight puff on there? Yeah, it is.

It's really good.

Oh my god. Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah. Oh yeah.

Show me why, baby.

Show me why I should let you stay here.

Fuck yeah.

For me.

Oh, man.

Oh my god.

You are amazing.

Oh my god.

Make it up to me, baby.

Yeah, you are well on your way to being back on my good side.

Oh.

There we go.

Oh, yeah, baby.

Uh -huh.

Yeah, give that person some nice fucking talk.

Oh, fuck.

Fuck you.

Uh -huh.

Yeah, it is.

Yeah, it's all good.

Yeah, it's all good.

Well, ladies, see you here. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, fuck yeah.

Oh, my God. It's so fucking good.

Oh, fuck.

It's so fucking good.

I love it.

I love it. I love it.

oh wow

oh

you nasty boy

She is, yes.

Alright, now fuck me doggy. Okay.

Please. Oh my god, yeah.

Oh my god. I just want to lie to her.

Please.

You want me to move?

Holy fuck.

It's so fucking bad.

It's so fucking bad. Oh, fuck.

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Okay. Okay.

Okay, baby.

Back it up a little bit.

That's all right, you're almost there.

Ho ho ho!

Yeah, make it. She's all right. I'll loosen up a little bit how's that a

bit better

Oh my god, it's so good.

Oh my god, it's so good.

Oh my god, it's so good.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god. Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Yeah.

Where do you want me baby?

I don't want to see you.

I'm trying to see you. Here you go. I don't want to see you.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

Oh my god.

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oops, that's okay.

It's okay, yeah.

Fuck yeah, fuck yeah.

Fuck yeah.

Oh, fuck yeah.

Oh, fuck yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oops.

Yeah,

yeah, yeah.

Yeah! Who's my good boy? Me.

Yeah, you are. Yeah.

Yeah, you fucking are.

Tennis. Tennis. Tennis 2 and 3.

Yeah, you want a little step back? Yeah.

I can't go as fast as you.

Oh, my God.

You're amazing.

You're amazing.

Laddering will get you everywhere.

Just not free rent.

Okay.

Yeah.

Yeah, I want to take your loan.

Yeah, I'll have to erase that there.

Oh,

God.

What if we agreed?

Okay, right?

On time. On time.

Okay. Yes. Perfect.