Original subtitles

Don't try to run!

I have all the proofs!

Wait up!

You're under arrest!

Stop running, crops thieves!

What a persistent police officer.

– What should we do, Boss? – Boss?

Call me the Boss Lady! Don't you dare chicken out!

You all be the bait!

Wait up!

Come over here, Mister. Follow my claps!

Don't mock me!

Mister, this way. Follow my claps.

Mister—

I will visit you in prison if you get arrested! Don't worry!

Touched you.

– Nene's it now! – Oh, no.

One, two, three.

Wait up!

Sign the divorce paper!

I will have my settlement and child support!

I don't want to!

– I will never sign that! – I got fired so I can't pay!

We're safe!

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!

Divorce me!

We're safe!

Touched you.

Masao's it!

1, 2, 3.

Wait up!

I will stop gambling! I will get a proper job!

Please come back!

No! I can't believe you!

I'm returning to my parents!

I can't have a pervert be my husband.

Don't follow me, Masako!

I will switch to drinking cheap beers. I will only smoke on the balcony!

– I'm safe! – I'm safe!

No!

Touched you.

Bo's it!

Hello! Hello!

Is he doing a phone scam?

Who are you?!

I'm not going to get scammed!

– I get it! – I will send you the money!

It's me!

I'm safe!

Safe!

It's me!

Safe! Oh, no—

Touched you.

Shin-chan is it!

Pay your debt!

A debt collector?

I'm not your ordinary debt collector!

I'm with the mafia!

Call my attorney!

That's a crime!

I can't pay if I don't have money!

I never take a loan from you!

But you're the guarantor!

Prepare yourself, Onigiri!

Don't mention my name!

That's not you.

There's no place to run!

Prepare yourself, Onigiri!

I told you, don't mention my name!

Again, that's not you!

– Your name is Masao! – I will catch you to the ends of Earth!

If you call the police, I will chase you naked!

Prepare yourself, Onigiri!

I'm taking off my underwear! Surrender here, now!

Please, not that!

Touched you.

Masao's it!

1, 2, 3, 4

Panic! Panic! Panic!

Everyone is panicking

Look at amazing me who may be a genius

Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh!

Panic! Panic! Panic!

Everyone is panicking

Look at amazing me who may be a genius

Just watch me grow

Hey, hey, babe

Do you like paprika?

Can you eat carrots?

Do you put leeks in natto?

Eh, really? Maybe we're not meant to be together...

(Crayon Shin-chan: Fierceness That Invites Storm! The Kasukabe Boys of the Evening Sun)

Kasukabe...

Kasukabe Theatre.

This must be the cinema.

But it's closed down.

I want to watch a film!

I didn't know there was a cinema here.

Let's go home.

Shinnosuke, just stop.

It's getting dark...

Don't go in without permit.

Your mom will get angry.

Kasukabe Defence Force: Fire!

Fire...

Weird cinema.

This is the toilet.

What's wrong?

I can hear something.

Just your imagination.

We've seen enough.

Shinnosuke?

They're playing a film.

But no one's watching.

That's too bright!

My eyes!

No one's here.

How?

Whatever, we're lucky to get to see free film.

Let's watch.

I need to go to the bathroom.

Bathroom...

That's better.

Ah...

Wow, how dare they go home without me.

What have you been doing up until this hour?!

It's almost time for dinner!

Dad has come home before you did.

But, it's because Kazama and everyone went home without telling me!

No buts! Don't blame someone else!

I'm not blaming them!

Yes, this is Nohara's.

Ah, good evening to you too.

You mean Tohru?

No, he's not here. Shinnosuke just came home himself.

Ah, I see.

Shinnosuke, your friends haven't come home.

That's what I told you. Everyone went home first!

So I don't know!

I'm sorry, but he said they went home first, so he doesn't know anything.

Yes, yes.

I understand, I will.

Don't tell me...

That would mean your friends are still inside that cinema?

Yes, that's possible.

Shinnosuke, take me there!

Yes!

Shiro!

I will feed you when I get home.

I'm off!

It's true. Kasukabe Theatre.

– This way! – Okay.

Hey, Kazama!

– Bo! Nene! – Where are you? Can you hear us?

Onigiri, are you here?

Kazama? Bo?

Nene? Masao?

What is this place?

Weren't we at the cinema?

And it was night, right?

This feels like a Spaghetti Western film.

So, is this America?

Whoa, America is sure close from Kasukabe.

Of course not.

What is that?

That looks like a door, but it's big.

It's kind of scary, but I can smell something.

Let's go and check.

Come on.

Whoa, giant robot!

Why is it here?

I hate sci-fi films.

Wow!

Stop that! What if it moved?

Come on!

Hey...

We've been walking for quite a bit...

So we have.

I think the sun hasn't moved at all.

What?

Must be just your imagination.

That'd better be.

A railway!

Let's follow it.

Right, let's go!

Isn't that a city?

It is.

We're saved!

This is definitely...

A Spaghetti Western film?!

Are we in America?

Also, this seems like the past. We jumped back in time!

But everyone looks Japanese to me.

How uncivilised.

– We'd better scram. – But to where?

I will ask around. You guys stay here!

Kasukabe Town. The Kasukabe.

Kasukabe? Never heard of it.

Never heard of it.

Don't mess around. Please tell us.

Um, which way to Kasukabe--

What's your order?

State your order when you get in!

Or what? Are you just looking around?

No, not like that. Let's see...

Do you have oolong tea?

What?

I'll take...

That's hot!

Something I can help you with?

I don't like your face.

Even so...

I understand. I'm leaving.

See you.

Excuse me.

At least shave your beard clean.

What are you doing with your moustache?

What do you want?

Stop!

So what?

Darling, let's get out!

Yes, let's.

Who said you can leave?

Get lost, hag.

What's wrong with your face?!

Watch out!

Ah, sorry.

Darn it!

Stop! Fight outside if you want!

Weird-faced man.

What did you say, kiddo?!

Wait up!

Hey, boy!

Get down here!

Darling!

– Where's Shinnosuke? – I don't know.

You dummy! Come here!

What happened?!

Excuse me!

I got shot...

No, you did not.

Calm down, fellas! It's the Peacekeeper Posse!

Sheriff!

Kazama!

Kazama!

Boy, how dare you speak rudely to our splendid sheriff!

Call him Mr. Kazama!

Kazama...

Can't you hear me?

Wait!

Who are you?

This isn't like you.

What are you playing?

Playing?

Let me play too!

I never know you like this kind of game.

I don't know who you are, but remember this.

Never fool around in front of me!

Kazama, what are you doing?

Kazama, don't be violent!

What happened to you?

That's harsh, Kazama! How can you hit your best buddy?

I will reiterate!

I don't know piss-stink kid like you!

Why...

Weren't we buddies who have done unspeakable things?

We did that, we did this, how can you forget?

The secret of our bond...

That's it! Take them!

Right!

Take that corner!

Yeah!

Wait up!

Dad, look up!

Yes.

Darling, hurry up!

Hold on to me!

You little—

Where did they go?

Found them!

You go there.

Let's split up!

Go ahead.

Thank you.

You're the first sane person we met.

Yes, you truly helped us.

Don't say it.

You're newcomers, right?

Newcomers?

What exactly is this place?

Justice City.

Justice?

No, I mean...

I don't know what place this is myself.

Sometimes there are new people coming in who would then become citizens.

I got lost in the desert until the Governor took me in.

People who came wanted to go home at first.

But slowly they started forgetting their past and decided to settle down.

Just like I did.

No way...

You're the only one who can help us.

Please tell us more.

Sure.

We're the Noharas.

We're family.

My name is Tsubaki.

I'm Nohara Shinnosuke!

Tsubaki looks cute once you take a closer look.

What?

Hey!

Sorry.

Weird people are coming!

I'm sorry!

Do I look like someone who'd commit crime?

I'm an ordinary citizen!

Ow!

I'm sorry! Please don't hurt me!

We've captured an intruder in the forbidden area.

I swear I don't know anything about it.

I'm really bad at directions and got lost.

So that's why I ended up in a place I shouldn't have visited.

I never intended any ill intent. I'm sure you can understand.

Sorry for causing you trouble.

Ow!

Tell the truth! What were you doing in the forbidden area?

I told you, I just got lost!

That's harsh.

Poor fat old man.

He also came from the other side.

He could have just stayed here and done nothing, but he breached the taboo.

And every single time he angered the Peacekeeper Posse.

His will to go home

is stronger than mine or the others' that it's admirable.

I can't bear watching this.

If you can't look, then do something!

I can't. It's scary.

Takes a lot of strength to just watch.

The one in the middle is Justice Love. He's the governor of this city.

If he's the governor, then he'd stop Peacekeeper Posse's lynching.

Oh, boy. That's harsh.

The Governor is returning to his mansion. I must go.

I must take my leave.

Yeah, sure.

What will happen to us now?

I don't know.

But, if you have a strong will to return home,

then don't lose it and keep it in your hearts.

That's all I can say.

I'm sorry.

Thank you for helping us.

Don't mention it. I'm sorry that this is the only thing I can do.

Excuse me.

This house is empty, so use it as you please.

See you.

See you too.

Thank you for helping me.

You can call me Mike.

Forget about that. Now tell me!

What is this place?!

How can we go home?

So you came from Kasukabe Town as well?

We did! You did, too?

Yes, I found myself here when I was watching some film.

Yes, that's it. We want to know what this place is!

There is one common factor among those who came here.

Everyone was watching a film at Kasukabe Theatre.

Next thing they know, they find themselves in this dreary place.

By that logic, this place is...

the world inside a film.

What?

Wait up!

I would be a fool for believing that.

How can we return to Kasukabe Town if we're inside a film?!

I've tested many possible methods to return home.

But, I believe this world only consists of this city and the desert surrounding it.

Then, there is no direct path to Kasukabe Town?

I'm afraid there is not.

But, there is a taboo, which is a place no one should ever enter.

I thought there might be a clue there, so I tried checking it out.

Oh, well. It was all for naught.

Instead, I got caught and had a bad time.

Don't laugh! Don't you wish to return home?

Of course I do.

I can watch tons of films if I'm home.

Unfortunately, I can't do so here.

As a film enthusiast, nothing's worse than living in a world where I can't watch films.

Then, let's fight so that we can return home!

That's what I want.

But recently, I found this world is

quite interesting for a film enthusiast like me.

I mean, I love Spaghetti Western films.

What's your job, film enthusiast old man?

Don't call me that. Call me Mike.

Only I who gets to refer to myself as film enthusiast.

My job is...

I can't remember!

How could this happen?

How could I forget my occupation?

Was I a doctor? No, an attorney? Or perhaps a police?

What was it?

I will forget everything.

I don't remember how my wife looks like, or my child.

I'm afraid I will forget about Kasukabe Town or the films I love.

But, the thing I'm most afraid of is

that when I forget about everything, I won't care about them anymore.

Just like Tsubaki said.

Just like what happened to Kazama.

They actually went out.

They don't care even after I told them there is nothing outside the town.

They will only understand after they confirm it themselves.

I knew it!

Masao!

What a coincidence!

Who are you?

It's not like you to say that.

How do you know my name? Did we ever met somewhere?

This is not our first meeting. We play together everyday!

There is no way that's true.

I see. So Masao has forgotten as well.

Pardon me, but who might you be?

Shinnosuke!

Shinnosuke, would you like to visit my place?

I may remember something if you tell me more.

It's just down the road. I will introduce my wife to you.

Masao got married before I do.

What's wrong? Let's go.

It's here.

I'm home, Honey!

Honey?!

Masao has a “Honey?”

I got some delicious potatoes today.

Take a look.

Ah, Shinnosuke. This is my wife, Nene.

Who's that?

He's Shinnosuke.

We met on the road.

He seems to know a lot about me.

I see, so that's how it is.

That scared me.

I see, oh, so I see.

Good for you.

Cong-ta-rulations!

What?

He's suspicious.

What?

Is your married life going well?

Not your business.

Shinnosuke, she's tired after working.

Oh, Nene has a job. What is it?

Don't get too friendly with me, stranger.

Sometimes she moonlights as a waitress.

Well, sorry if it's just sometimes.

That's not what I meant.

I'm sorry that you have to work because my income is unstable.

That's why I also do the housework.

That's obvious.

Yeah, yeah. Your married life is going well.

This reminds me of Kasukabe Town.

Kasukabe?

You remember something?

We used to play in Kasukabe Town all the time.

It feels like I did that a long time ago.

Not a long time ago! We just did that today!

This place is fake, but Kasukabe Town is real!

Let's go home to Kasukabe Town!

I'm thirsty.

I understand, Honey. I will pour some coffee.

I remember that I wanted to return to Kasukabe Town at first.

But, not anymore.

Living here isn't so bad.

Since I have something worth protecting.

The Kasukabe me was just a naive kid.

But, where is Bo?

Ah, he's here too.

Sometimes I see him on the outskirts of the town.

Come on, walk. Don't keep taking breaks.

This horse is just like you.

Maybe he only listens to Mike.

Not being ungrateful, but this is just...

Hey! Walk!

Please, move.

Ugh...

That was not me! That was the horse!

Was it?

Ah, he's moving. Your fart did magic.

I told you, that was the horse!

Yeah, right.

The sun never moved.

It's always on top of us.

Looks like it.

Even though we've been here for a while,

it's almost like time has stopped.

No matter how far we go, the sight never changes.

Just like what Mike said.

Shin-chan?

My friend!

That's my Bo! Of course you'd remember!

Do you remember Kasukabe Town?

Kasukabe?

My home town.

That's great!

Sometimes I almost forget.

But, forgetting is bad.

I always remember.

My friends, Futaba Kindergarten, and other stuff.

Yeah, yeah, yeah!

Bo, let's return to Kasukabe Town!

I want to!

But, I don't know how.

Don't give up so easily!

Let's think together!

Yes.

Great! We'll definitely return to Kasukabe Town!

Kasukabe!

Kasukabe and what?

Our jargon...

This isn't permanent. We will soon remember!

I know it. That must be it!

There was no path!

Just like I said.

And so I think, maybe the time here is...

Yes, just like you how you think it is.

How are you being so carefree about it?

If time is stopped, how can you have daily schedule?!

It's okay.

Hey, Okegawa!

Hadn't Governor Justice told you to stop conducting questionable research?

Your crime is disregarding the city's order!

You filthy lawbreaker.

Don't smirk, you filth!

We're seizing this odd tool, Okegawa.

Please, don't!

Okay, Okegawa.

Please, have mercy!

Go.

This feels familiar.

Professor Okegawa gets drawn like that from time to time.

You can use this

as the marker of how many days since you got here.

As for me, I've been here for 625 days.

The time is stopped. On top of that, I will forget everything.

If there is no way home...

No, there must be a way to return to Kasukabe Town.

Let's strive to not lose to this world.

Keep that will strong.

Yes.

(Calendar)

Isn't your make-up getting thicker every day?

It's for my job. I can't help it.

You don't have to work. I can do something—

I like this job!

Even if you do something, your job is usually a dead-end!

All you get is barely enough for daily meal.

We can't get by if I don't work!

Oh, no. I will be in trouble if I don't hurry.

Good luck at work.

I present to you, the Hero of the Wild! The Herald of Virtue, Justice Love!

What's this? Where is Kasukabe Town?

Hey, weren't we just practising singing in a run-down cinema?

What are we going to do about No Plan album recording tomorrow?

What time is it?

Oh, no. My watch stopped.

– What? – I feel like I've seen you on TV.

Who are you again?

Who's this?

We're busy right now. We will give you our autographs later.

– Nan-chan! – I'm Ucchan!

Welcome to Justice City.

Consider yourselves lucky.

There is only one rule in this city.

That would be justice.

To fight injustice in order to build an ideal paradise.

Hurrah!

This is my theory.

What if the film called us in?

Because the film needs us for something?

The film inside Kasukabe Theatre pulled us in because it needed us?

In other words, an SOS call from inside a film.

Then the question would be, what does it need?

It can't be this slave labour—

Stop lollygagging!

Forget it all, our home town. Forget it all, our family. Let's now...

Forget it all, our memory. Forget it all, all about him. All right now...

– I will kill her. – Calm down, calm down.

Let me be someone new...

Goodbye, my old home...

I'm having fun now.

Why must I return to Kasukabe Town?

Because you're not the real Masao.

Just like Kazama and Nene.

I can read you, Shinnosuke.

You're jealous of me and Nene.

So I was right.

Listen, I will say this.

No matter how you like her, I'm her lover now.

I will protect her like the only rose in the wild!

I will never allow anyone to lay a finger on her!

Be happy.

You again? What's your business?

No, no. I'm just here to say howdy.

I will say what I've always said.

There is absolutely no link between me and your lowlife friend Kazama!

I mean, maybe you're just having an amnesia.

If you keep spouting nonsense, I will fill you with lead!

Can you prove what you say?

Proof, eh?

Proof!

– Hey! – This is exactly what Kazama would do!

Never nibble my ear ever again!

It's dangerous up there.

Tsubaki...

Tsubaki, which one do you prefer: this world or the old world?

I can't remember much about the old world anymore.

So I don't know.

But if I remember, I know I would want to go back.

So I can relate to you.

Shiro got left behind...

I should be feeding him by now.

I'm sure he's crying.

Also, I need to go home since my lover Nanako must be lonely.

Shin-chan, you're so popular.

Of course. I'm famous.

I'm guessing, Tsubaki must be a daughter of some wealthy family in Kasukabe Town.

No way. No, I'm not.

You have a big house, a kind father and mother, a big dog, and a heater.

I imagine your wardrobe is very nice.

I mean, the image suits you well.

So I thought, you'd be better home.

I'm sure about it.

Bo, what's your hobby?

Collecting weird pebbles.

What's my image?

Babe lover. Older than high-schooler.

Our teachers in kindergarten?

Yoshinaga-sensei, Ageo-sensei,

and who's the other one?

Hmm...

Here's a hint: “Hohoho, why would men waste a woman of quality like me?”

Nope, I can't remember.

Who was it?

Wait, no! I've forgotten too!

Who was it!?

That ill-mannered, low-paid, yet lavish one...

Someone that likes being fake in front of hot men but runs away once her true nature is revealed.

Nope, I can't remember, either.

How can we forget just by being here?

This is the land where the sun has forgotten how to move.

It's hopeless.

I'm not going to forget! I will remember!

Shin-chan, don't get involved with Mr. Okegawa.

You'll get punished.

Are you okay, Mister?

What? Thanks.

Must be hard getting punished every day.

Yeah, it is.

But I just can't stop my curiosity.

Mom, take Himawari with you sometimes.

No way I can take her.

I won't be popular if they know I have children.

Popular, you say?

Himawari, don't be fussy. Let's stay home together.

Hima?

Have you forgotten about me?

Forget it all, our home town. Forget it all, our family. Let's now...

Forget it all, our memory. Forget it all, all about him. All right now...

Let me be someone new...

Goodbye, my old home...

That was splendid.

Will you come to sing in my mansion?

I'd be honoured.

I will collect you at your place.

Please excuse me.

He is very nice.

People from upper-class are different.

This may be my chance to be city's most popular.

I'm here to pick you up.

Please wait!

Thank you for waiting.

Here I am, waiting for someone new.

Shin-chan?

What are you doing here?

You will get in trouble if someone finds you.

Come on.

Come on, hurry.

I can't go.

What is it?

What's so funny?

Hello.

Do you think Governor Justice really liked your singing?

Hey!

You slag, I'm not letting you go!

Let me go, you idiot!

How dare you embarrass me!

Embarrass you?

Look at yourself.

Governor! That's disgusting!

Shinnosuke!

I know my mom is almost 30.

I know she uses pads on her non-existent breasts!

– We all know too. – Is that so?

You're a bad old man!

Hey, kid, who do you think you're talking to?

I'm talking to you, perverted old man!

Shinnosuke!

What are you doing to my kid?

I will sue you for child abuse!

People who came from outside have no rights.

I'm the one who defines the laws.

Since you can't return, your choice is only to obey.

Who says we can't return?

We will return to Kasukabe Town!

Bold statement for someone who doesn't know how this world works.

Ignorance is truly terrifying.

Let me declare it.

You shall never return home.

I will declare it myself too!

We will definitely return to Kasukabe Town!

Yes!

– Ouch! – Sorry, did that hurt?

Don't you have something better?

We only have this, so please bear with it.

Sorry I couldn't help you.

Don't sweat it.

By the way, what are you doing in that old man's place?

Live with us.

No, I can't.

I'm practically adopted.

It's scary to think what would happen.

Don't worry. I will do my best to hide you!

– I will make you happy! – I'm okay.

I'm a coward.

They shouldn't be afraid of that disgusting governor.

Nothing would change with an additional family member.

I can provide better life if I work hard.

Shin-chan...

You're in love.

Don't make me laugh.

Question: What's my image?

Babe lover. Older than high-schoolers.

Ding, ding, ding!

Tsubaki's still about middle-schooler.

I'm not into younger girls.

Bo, you sure like to jest.

Riot! A riot broke out!

Governor, this is not what we have agreed.

Idiot, who are you talking to? Know your place!

Shut up!

Ideal paradise, nonsense. All we do everyday is slave labour!

I'm done with it!

– Yeah! – Cease these fools!

Wait.

If you want to take me down, then take your shot.

No holds barred.

That was splendid!

If you don't want to end up like that, then get back to work!

My dearest Peacekeeper Posse.

Prevent this from ever happening again.

Yes, sir.

More spin!

I thought it wasn't that long ago.

Somehow we've been here for quite a while.

Since that incident in Governor's mansion, Mom has been working modestly.

Dad's been working hard too because he's scared of getting whipped.

Meanwhile, Masao and Nene...

Casting Nene aside, Masao seems to be having fun.

Kazama always gets violent whenever I visit him for small talk.

But, I believe he's still the Kazama I know.

As for me and Bo...

We have been careful so that we don't forget, but sometimes we did forget something.

That's dangerous.

I panicked when I forgot how to draw Buriburizaemon.

I still can't do it.

The world of this film

consists of native film characters and migrants from Kasukabe Town.

But, which people do I belong to?

When something fun happens,

I would get closer to forgetting about Kasukabe Town or Shiro.

I need to be careful.

The sun never moves.

It never does.

This is inside a film, yes?

It is.

Even inside films, the sun usually moves.

Why doesn't it move in this one?

Why, indeed.

This film is paused.

How so?

I wonder too.

Maybe because there is no ending?

I'm sure this movie pulled us in.

It's asking us for help.

Then what does it need? I don't understand.

What if this film is only halfway done,

and so it's stopped in the middle?

That's why the sun doesn't move even if it wants to.

Only halfway?

A halfway done film pulled us in?

Could that be—

Oh, no!

Bad timing!

This film is only halfway done.

This film is incomplete.

Because it's incomplete, the world never ends.

So, to put an end to it...

We need to finish it!

If we end the film, then maybe we can return home!

Hey!

We're sorry! We're working!

What do you mean we can return home?

Is that true?

Water... please...

Maybe it's better if you stop your research.

At this rate, you will die.

I know this is stupid, but I'm instinctively drawn to this research.

I can't stop.

Aside from that, are you sure?

If Justice's underling finds you here...

Stop it! I'm not interested in returning home!

Don't take me against my will!

Everyone! I have found a method to return back to reality!

How about me?

Let us think a way to finish this film!

We can return once that happens!

How can we do that?

Yeah, what should we do?

There is no rule to end a film.

Film is a free art.

We can end it as we want.

Everyone, let's set it in.

We think that this is how the film ends.

The end!

That's odd...

Maybe we truly should make a proper ending.

So it won't end until it reaches a happy ending?

The happy ending to a Spaghetti Western film is...

We need to topple the antagonist.

Ah, I see! Then the antagonist is...

Governor Justice!

– We've got it! – We need to topple Justice!

Wait a minute!

You must think I'm an oddball because I keep getting punished

after refusing to shut down my research.

But I just realised the reason why I keep continuing my research!

Because I've been waiting for a hero who will topple the Governor!

I'm researching a tool to aid the hero!

The sun is moving!

Time is passing!

The story has progressed.

Kasukabe Town? My home...

Misae, we can return home!

Yeah!

I remember! I'm an owner of a video rental shop!

Also, I'm still single!

I feel like my memories are returning!

Is that so?

I can draw it!

Let's topple the Governor and seize back peace!

Hurrah!

There is no much time! I need to finish my research

before the Governor can stop me!

Tsubaki!

Shin-chan!

We can return to Kasukabe Town!

Let's hang out once we return.

Yeah.

So they have realised it.

But, they will never finish this film.

Call the Sheriff.

Yes!

It's done! This is the underwear of a hero!

Underwear to topple Justice!

But who will be the hero?

Here! Here I am!

Since the film has stopped because it has no hero,

then we all can be the hero.

I'm glad.

I've always wanted to be a film hero.

I will try it.

Oh, it's a perfect fit.

How?!

Can't a chubby guy be a hero?

There are four pairs left.

Come forth, courageous heroes!

Four pairs?

Bo, Masao, Nene!

Suits you right.

You two, wear them!

Me?

I refuse.

I want to stay living like this.

Do you want to stay married to this hopeless man forever?

You can find better men in Kasukabe Town.

That's rude, Shinnosuke!

There are a lot of better babes in Kasukabe Town.

Eh?

Anyway, you will realise it once we reform the Kasukabe Defense Force!

Kasukabe...

Defense Force?

Kasukabe Defense Force!

Marvellous! Four heroes have gathered.

Only one more. Who could that be?

I know who.

We will tell you who that is.

Listen, I'm arresting all of you for rebellion!

What are you talking about?

We will never bow down to you!

Get them!

Someone!

Stop that!

Retreat!

Hurrah!

Good job!

I knew we couldn't trust kids.

Governor Justice, why did you give this role to a kid in the first place?

Just to chase some boredom.

And, it was interesting.

Didn't you find it so?

Now, let's pick up the trash.

Don't you think you've won.

Shut your mouth.

How dare you Peacekeeper Posse threaten us for so long.

Please, gentlemen.

He has realised his crimes.

No way I have.

He will be a great asset on our side.

I'm not joining you!

Hey, I'm helping you out here.

Don't decide that yourself, Shinnosuke!

Shinnosuke?

So you remember my name.

Back when we met at the saloon, I still remembered about Kasukabe Town.

But, I don't wish to return to Kasukabe Town.

Because there, I have to play the role of a good boy

who has no other choice but attend proper education.

Compared to that, I'm living a life I truly want.

Even when everyone hates me, I couldn't care less.

Kazama, aren't you just putting an evil face?

I'm not! This is the real me!

Kazama will never turn evil.

Because he's a member of Kasukabe Defense Force who fights for peace.

Hey, come on!

Stop this!

I've been waiting for this day.

Once the five heroes gather, they will unleash great power.

But nothing is happening.

In this case, the power won't materialise until the most crucial time.

I know that since I watched a lot of hero films.

You rebels!

The time has come.

Punish them all you want.

Let's go!

– I won't! Stop that! – Let's go!

This is so weird...

Don't say that!

You put my kid in danger!

Maybe they can't unleash their powers because their hearts aren't united.

I praise you for taking the initiative to end this film so that you can return home.

But, you're all mistaken.

Because this film's protagonist is me.

This film has concluded.

That's nonsense!

Governor!

Are you satisfied playing Sheriff, kiddo?

Open your eyes!

Himawari?

Gunmen, I have nothing to do with this!

Please take me in!

Hima!

I've been looking for you!

Come on, we need to go!

You are subjected to surrender!

That's the scenario of this film!

Surrender! I'm set to be unbeatable.

He's persistent.

Where did his confidence come from?

I think I know the answer.

You do?

The object that's sealed in the forbidden area.

When I went there, I got severely punished.

The Governor often took me there.

But only halfway. He always goes to the end himself.

He always pays attention so that no one would follow him.

Then let's go there!

I don't know what's there, but it's better than being slaughtered here!

I will find someone dependable.

Is there someone like that?

There are characters who hate Justice too.

Just like you.

Let's hurry. Take me to them.

Take the train. It's faster.

I will distract them.

Everyone, to the train!

Justice! You wack governor!

Come at me, dumb-faces!

They are heading there.

How did they know?

Half of you, chase the train!

The remaining, follow me to the mansion.

The Governor seem to be in haste.

I knew something was hidden in that forbidden area.

Stop commenting! Fuel the furnace!

Yes, ma'am!

Hey, Dad!

Hey, keep yourself in!

Die!

I will take them on. Now, hurry!

You did well! Bravo!

What are you doing? Hurry up!

Keep pushing, Dad!

Oh, no!

I got you!

No, you didn't!

You're doing great!

Good. Now, get the train to go faster.

Okay.

Fasten the train!

Okay!

Fasten the train!

Okay! Yippie-kay-yay.

Fasten the train—

Stop posing! Fuel the furnace!

We're going inside.

Yes!

Is that...

How can automobiles exist in a Spaghetti Western film?!

Automobiles already exist during the end of Wild West era.

There is no historical inaccuracy in this film.

– Ouch! – Stop slacking off!

The buffer was removed. Run fast!

Jump!

Shinnosuke?

That's what you get for belittling me!

We're the justice fighters, Kasukabe Boys!

Also known as...

Kasukabe Defense Force!

I will crush you into dust!

Let's go!

Yeah!

Let me go!

Stop resisting! We're stopping the train!

Shin-chan...

Okay, then...

It doesn't even hurt!

No, it hurts a little!

Shin-chan!

Tsubaki! See you later!

Yeah!

It's the Kasukabe Boys!

My research has borne fruit!

The Governor has escaped!

No way!

Governor?

Governor?!

You traitor!

Don't go after him! Let's hurry to the forbidden area!

Stop grabbing me!

Was I cool?

Yeah.

How cool was I?

Very cool.

Oh, please! I was not that cool!

Tsubaki...

What is it?

Let's get married after we return to Kasukabe Town!

Are you sure?

But you said you had Nanako.

Oh, right!

What should I do?

Stop throwing this world into chaos!

I don't know how you know about the forbidden area,

but it's beyond your power!

Turn back!

We saw that robot the first time we got here!

Let's go!

Here they come again!

Ouch!

Hey, you!

What are you doing there?

So you're the one who led them here.

You traitor!

Thank you—

Are you okay?

I'm perfectly fine!

Even better, I have powered up!

Stop! You home-wrecker!

They're close...

Tell them there is nothing ahead!

Tell them that you lied!

Tell that to those idiots!

Or I'll kill you!

Say it, now!

Yes...

Everyone, listen!

The forbidden area is just up ahead!

Keep your pace!

Yes!

– Okay! – Let's go!

Useless!

Don't get cocky!

Please stop getting in my way!

In your dreams!

– What did you do to my brother? – What did you do to my husband?!

Almost there!

Stop that!

– Bo! – Get back here!

My hair...

That's for Bo!

Shin-chan!

Stop playing around! Get back here!

Come back here!

Just give up.

This film's protagonist is me, not all of you!

They should be able to unleash greater power.

What was the jargon we used to say to get us spirited?

What was it?

I know! Kasukabe Defense Force: booyah!

This is not the time to fool around! I'll hit you, Onigiri!

But I'm not!

Kasukabe Defense Force!

– We'll bite 'ya! – We'll catch 'ya!

Zipper!

– Chopper! – Stalker!

– Slider! – Sweater!

– Stranger! – Stretcher!

– Fighter! – Ranger!

– Brother! – Grammar!

– Shredder! – Bomber!

– Ginger! – Wine opener!

– Intercepter! – Satcher!

– Sallinger! – Peckinpah!

Easy Rider!

– Doppelganger! – Trimmer!

Berserker!

Ouch!

Hot!

Stop slacking off, Onigiri!

But I'm not!

I've remembered...

Kasukabe Defense Force: fire!

FIRE!

Those weaklings did what?!

We're flying!

My hair gets bigger!

Let's go!

Yeah!

Fire!

You little—

We'll attack and then we'll rescue Tsubaki!

Roger!

I got you!

Take care of her.

Okay!

Believe in us, partner!

Go berserk.

Okay!

Shin-chan!

Thank you!

You're really cool!

Take this!

That does nothing!

Ah, that itches!

Heave-ho!

Give it back!

Nene Punch!

Full power!

Don't run, you coward!

Spineless!

Kasukabe Defense Force!

Fire!

We've lost, brother.

Aye, brother.

Full speed ahead!

The forbidden area is just ahead. Hurry!

This is it!

Stop that!

I won't let you open it!

The Governor has guts, I'll give him that.

What's in there?

Maybe a passionate love letter he wrote when he was young?

Show me your love letter!

Stop!

– This place shall never be opened! – Heave-ho!

What is that?

The third and second layer seals have been broken...

This cannot be!

Fire!

So this is what was sealed inside...

(The end)

The film's end.

We can go home, then.

Thanks for your help.

Be good out there.

Yes.

I don't want it to end...

Now, now...

(The end)

We can go home now, Tsubaki!

(The end)

It's the Kasukabe Theatre.

We've returned to Kasukabe Town!

Misae!

Darling! We're home!

Now we can play catch again!

Yes, let's!

Wait!

Tsubaki?

Tsubaki? Tsubaki?

Tsubaki?

Tsubaki? Where are you?

Could Tsubaki be one of the film's characters?

I see. Therefore she cannot be with us.

Tsubaki? Why are you hiding?

I know you're here! Tsubaki!

Shinnosuke, Tsubaki only exists in the film. She's not real.

That's a lie! We promised to go home together!

Since she's not here, that means she's just a film character.

Then I'm returning to the film!

Mister Nohara, it's time to say goodbye.

When you're around, please visit my shop.

I will give you a discount.

For sure.

I want anything but Spaghetti Western films.

Then, excuse me.

Shinnosuke...

Shin-chan...

Let's go home.

No. I want to go there again.

What are you talking about?

You were the one who nagged us to return home.

You told us this world is a lot more interesting.

A world without Tsubaki is not interesting.

But you have us.

Yes, the Kasukabe Defense Force.

Come on, let's go home.

Let's go.

Come on.

Let's go.

Come on, Shinnosuke.

Let's go home.

Shiro?

Shiro!

Shiro, how long has it been?

I see. You have been lonely because I wasn't around.

I'm sorry.

When we get home, I will feed you.

I don't want be someone ordinary

I want to become baseball player, or maybe a pilot

Riding in a sporty car

To make it real is my dream, but unrealised dreams are still dreams

To live is to laugh or cry. Let's put a check mark on this ordinary day

Just look down even when it's hard to. Even after putting a good fight

My homework is still piling up. Being an adult has its own problems

My father's back looked so big when I was young

But it looked so small now. Yet I just can't pass it by

People are always changing. Yet a lot about them never change

Life is full of vicissitudes and unique strokes. Yet also put check mark on our pitiful selves

(The end)