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(Crayon Shin-chan: Summoning up a Storm, Glorious Yakiniku Road)

It’s not like I want to say this first thing in the morning, but...

You call this breakfast?!

This doesn’t even rise to the level of cutting corners!

Does your family mean nothing to you?

I have to visit customers all day, today,

-and I need energy! -Dad’s right!

Shut up, already!

There’s a reason for this!

When you see what I’m about to show you, you’ll understand.

Don’t tell me the family budget is in the red.

Or that you saw some clothes on sale and couldn’t help but buy them.

You’ll understand when you see.

And… here it is!

Tonight, we’re having gourmet yakiniku for dinner!

I figured we should treat ourselves once in a while,

so I started budgeting several months ago

and I finally saved enough to buy this, yesterday.

But I still went a little over budget,

so I had to make cuts to breakfast.

Does that explain things?

Of course!

Why didn’t you

say so sooner, honey?

Gee, I knew something smells fishy, Mommy!

Now I want you to settle all your businesses quickly today

and come home early.

There’s delicious yakiniku waiting when you do.

Roger!

The Nohara Family is on fire!

The yakiniku will be on fire, too!

Oh, clever!

Dad made a pun!

Let’s eat!

That old man looks weird.

Please! Help me hide!

I’m being followed by some bad men!

Huh? Why should we help you?

Go to the police for that sort of thing!

He’s right. You need to leave!

No police…

You’ve gotta be kidding me.

How can you say that after wrecking our walls like that?

Yeah! That’s right!

What are gonna do about the walls, huh?

Here comes another one!

Sho Dogashima!

I love the smell of miso soup in the morning.

But I can’t say it smells like victory.

What’s with this meager breakfast?

You can’t win a battle with this.

You have to eat meat! Meat, I tell you!

Oh, but we have meat t--

Quiet!

Hey! What do you think you’re doing

barging into someone’s home like this?

My apologies.

I have no business with you.

Hey! Turd face!

Forgive my language.

Hurry up and hand it over!

But Mr. Sho Dogashima,

I entrusted it to this family.

What?!

What are you talking about?

That’s right! We haven’t received a thing!

Hey, Shinnosuke! Did you accept anything from this guy?

Butt’s me!

I have no choice. You all will have to come with me.

What?

I told you, we haven’t received a thing.

Hey, pig head!

So, you thought you could sell the organization’s secrets…

Don’t expect the boss to forgive you.

He’ll pluck out your nose hairs if he finds you.

No! Anything but that!

Now, let’s get going.

Dear…

Run!

Quick!

Oh no, he’s coming!

What’s this all about?

Here you are.

Dove four! Dove four!

This is Big Duke Six!

Hey, Boss!

Excuse us!

Oh, good morning.

What’s got into you all?

That must have been terrifying.

Don’t you think you should call the police?

She’s right!

I’d love to get a look at this “weird guyâ€

Huh?

This is breaking news.

The Noharas, a heinous family of criminals, is on the run in the Saitama town of Kasukabe.

The Noharas are currently wanted nationwide

and their crimes include:

Hiroshi Nohara, violation of offense odor control law.

Misae Nohara, age falsification.

Shinnosuke Nohara, child perversion.

Himawari Nohara, marriage fraud.

Pet dog Shiro, joint dangerous road acts and drunk driving.

All nearby residents should take due caution.

A pervert? I’m flattered.

Anyone who assists in their capture will receive a reward.

Repeat.

The Noharas, a heinous family of criminals, is on the run in the Saitama town of Kasukabe.

The Noharas are currently wanted nationwide

and their crimes include:

What a bunch of nonsense!

Those guys must have fed them false information!

It’s all a trap!

Yeah! This is utterly ridiculous!

Right. There must be some mistake.

So this is what real villains look like? Amazing!

Don’t provoke them!

The real thing is awfully scary.

Nohara-san, I believe in you.

Please turn yourselves in!

What?

I told you, it’s not true.

No violence, please!

The Nohara Family are still on the run here in Kasukabe.

Anyone who sees them is asked to call 110.

Remember that the entire family is extremely dangerous.

All citizens in the area should be on full alert.

(Fugitive Family On the Run)

(--reward for capturing them is 100 million yen--)

We’ve got to do something.

Let’s go to the police and explain things.

Right.

(Kasukabe Police Department, Futaba City Police Box)

Excuse us!

What is it? Whoa!

No good. Run!

Huh?

I can’t believe they made something like that.

We’ve suddenly become celebrities!

This is nothing to be happy about!

It’s the Nohara Family! I saw them on TV!

Hey! We need a plan.

I know. I’m still thinking.

We did it, Michi!

We did it Yoshiri!

There’s nothing our love can’t accomplish--

Hey! You idiots!

The gangster is angry, Yoshiri!

Don’t worry, Michi.

Hey! Crime family!

Accept that you’ve been caught in the net of justice.

Justice? You two are only after the reward, aren’t you?

You don’t fool me!

Dear, calm down.

We’re joking! It was just a joke!

That’s right.

Let’s go home, Michi.

Let’s go home, Yoshiri.

1, 2, 3… Michi! Yoshiri!

Idiots! Might as well keep that up the rest of your lives.

Oh!

Nanako Onee-san!

Shin-chan!

Nanako-chan!

Nanako Onee-san!

I’m so sorry!

There they are! Get them!

Shinnosuke, time to run!

Stop! Don’t let them get away!

They went that way. We’ll sandwich them!

Over there! Stop them!

This way!

(Boutique - Kasukabe Bien)

Hey, I’ve heard that family is around here somewhere.

You mean the 100-million yen reward family?

100 million, 100 million.

Hey!

The Nohara Family is still on the run.

They seem to have left their home and are on the loose inside Kasukabe.

That’s our house!

That reminds me. There’s a rerun of Action Mask on.

How can you think of that at a time like this?

Don’t worry, Mimiko-kun.

The only one who can heal my wounded heart right now

is Action Mask.

Sorry to interrupt your program, but I have a message for all good children.

I want everyone to remember this face.

His name is Shinnosuke Nohara.

He is a child of extremely perverse mind.

You’ll have to ask your parents what “perverseâ€

Children, you must help capture the arm of evil, Shinnosuke Nohara.

If he is allowed to run loose,

peace on earth will be an impossible dream.

I told you not to.

As of today, our Sales Department Assistant Manager, Hiroshi Nohara,

has been dismissed for disciplinary reasons.

We apologize for all the trouble he has caused.

(Dismissal from Futaba Ltd.)

We would now like to hear

from Hiroshi Nohara’s subordinates.

How do you feel at this moment?

When I think that I was his assistant,

I can’t help but feel sick.

You’ve let us all down, former manager Nohara!

What sort of character was Hiroshi Nohara?

First and foremost, his feet really did stink.

Wait, this isn't the time to collapse!

Sheesh! Why are the men of our family so useless?

At this rate, we’ll all be arrested!

Isn’t there anything we can do?

Perfect disguises.

You think so?

Do you think we’ll make the 10 o'clock flight to New York?

Who knows.

Oh dear.

I forgot to book Josephine in the seat next to ours. Not good…

Right. Once we make it out of Kasukabe,

we’ll head first to my dad’s house in Akita.

We should be safe there.

I doubt that they

would go that far to try and ensnare us.

I see. Nice idea.

You’re brilliant, Hiroko.

Oh, stop it Misanori!

Compliments won’t get you anywhere with me.

That hurt, Hiroko.

You don’t know your own strength.

There’s more people now.

You’re right.

You heard me. Hurry! It’s an emergency!

That’s the old woman next door!

Did she recognize us?

You people shouldn’t go in that direction.

They say there’s a crime family hiding in that area.

Thank you for your kind advice.

Actually, that family are sort of

acquaintances of mine

and I’ve been suspicious of them for a while.

The wife, especially.

You never know what she’s up to.

Oh, that sounds frightening.

Is that really true?

It is! I’ll bet that even that miracle bra you’re wearing

wouldn’t help that woman.

Why you…! You can’t be serious!

Huh?

Ahem.

Oh no. You can’t be serious.

I want a miracle bra too!

What’s wrong?

Don’t tell me…

She’s gonna poop!

Oh dear… this is why you should never opt for cheap silicone.

Uh oh!

You!

Don’t let them get away! Stop them!

Here they come.

After them!

This is Big Duke Six.

Requesting support.

This is Eagle Thrust Seven. Roger.

Okay, it’s the phone line.

It’s those people from TV!

Hurry!

It’s so narrow.

Hey, don’t go so fast!

I can’t make it through.

What are you doing over there?

That’s why I keep telling you to lose weight!

You can do it, Dad!

Dad’s in trouble.

I'll leave the rest to you.

Let's go.

Welcome!

I have to commend you for your effort.

But I’m afraid this is the end of the line.

Who are you?

Oh my, such bad manners.

My details are here.

Please to make your acquaintance.

(Cosplay Pub Ai No.6 Hitomi)

-Hitomi? -Hitomi?

My mistake! Someone gave me that one.

And I so wanted to make a cool entrance...

(Sales Department Head, Sweet Boys LLC) My name’s Shimoda. Pleased to meet you.

I’m actually on the board of Sweet Boys.

By virtue of that, I’ve been

sent to capture you.

Why do you have to capture us?

Yeah! What the heck are you guys after?!

You don’t have to get so cross.

The important thing is that the selling point of Sweet Boys

is its convenient location.

It’s a secret so we can’t say where,

but here’s a hint: Atami!

Oops, I said it.

Ah, but then it’s on the business card, so I guess it doesn’t matter.

That’s a relief.

Anyway, our office is in a tall building in Atami

with one million dollars’ worth of panoramic scenery.

There’s a hot spring nearby too and a ropeway you can ride.

It’s the best!

How about it? Are you jealous?

You are, right? Right?

So just let us capture you, okay?

Otherwise, my boss will get mad.

Then you’ll go to our organization and hand it over.

Hand what over?

No, no…

If I tell you that, our plans will be exposed.

Anyway, the point is that if we have it,

the whole world will change.

You’ll be surprised!

But we don’t have anything.

Well, it’s not a thing in the first place.

What your family has is…

Chief Shimoda!

This isn’t the time for small talk.

Bring them here immediately!

That’s Amagi-chan. She’s quite a beauty.

Take a look for yourself.

If you have no intention of fulfilling your mission,

the corps will take over command.

Right? But her personality needs work.

Oh, and she’s got a flat chest--

From this point, we’ll be taking over command

of this area from Shimoda's unit.

Shimoda’s unit is ordered to evacuate!

I was just about to do it!

Hey!

Grab them!

But…

Don’t hesitate.

We’re the ones who received orders from the Colonel!

This is no time to worry about Amagi.

Why did she have to go and take the lead?

Oops, looks like I’m stuck.

Hey! Help me!

Ow!

What are you doing?

Pull him out!

Yes Ma’am!

1-2-3.

Ow!

It’s just like my wife said.

I should have gone on a low insulin diet.

Ow! Gently, please! Gently!

Okay.

A new person of interest has emerged!

He’s being accompanied by investigators

-to a patrol car. -What’s going on?

-The father of Hiroshi Nohara… Your father!

Ginnosuke Nohara

is being taken for questioning as a person of interest.

I’ll bet the same has happened to my parents.

And we definitely can’t go home.

Why did this have to happen to us?

What the heck do they want?

They said it “wasn’t a thingâ€

They said “the world would changeâ€

That Shimoda guy

said their office was in Atami.

So let’s go there. To Atami.

What?

This whole thing started as a misunderstanding, anyway.

We’ll meet with their boss and clear the misunderstanding.

Then we can go home and enjoy a yakiniku dinner.

Just picture it.

That beef waiting for us in the refrigerator.

We’ll get home to our yakiniku.

Right.

We’ll get home to our yakiniku!

What are we doing?

Hitchhiking.

We’ll avoid vehicles with a Kasukabe license plate.

The drivers might have seen something about us on TV.

Don’t you think someone’s more likely to stop for a woman?

Huh?

Yay!

Chiba license plate.

Are you okay?

So dangerous!

Misae!

I’d better do it.

What are you thinking?

No one’s going to stop for that!

It's dangerous to take your eyes off the road.

Do you believe in destiny?

When people are destined to meet?

From now on, I only have eyes for you, baby.

That’s… a problem.

Hey! Red! Red!

That was close!

The light was red, you moron!

Don’t be so trapped by conventions.

Huh?

Look, I’m sorry for fooling you.

But see, I’m a man!

I knew all along.

I have a wife and kids.

You're an L.

Hey! Help me!

Don’t be rude! He’s giving us a ride, after all.

Mom’s right! The polite thing to do

would be to at least let him have a kiss.

Wait!

No matter what, we have to get to Atami.

Please just hear me out!

What a bunch of perverts!

Putting you through all that trouble!

I won’t forgive them!

Don’t worry.

I’ll take responsibility and get you to Atami.

You mean it?

But in return, I’d like you to go steady with me.

(INSPECTIONS IN PROGRESS)

Why? Should we turn back?

I never turn back.

Well done!

Make my meat rare.

Yes, sir!

Colonel!

They got past us!

They’re catching up!

Please forgive me.

I should have asked for salt.

Y-You’re amazing!

Don’t stare at me like that.

They’re back!

These are great, right? Right? Right?

They’re on us!

Misae! Shinnosuke! Himawari!

Take your family and run!

Forgive me!

Say, Say, Nohara-san…

What do you say you stop behaving badly and just let us capture you?

Shut up!

Hima!

Dear! Save Hima!

Himawari!

Where are you? Himawari!

Himawari!

That was not cool!

-Ow! -Oh, it was you Dad?

My dab! My dab!

Himawari!

Dear! You’ve got to save Hima!

Okay! Leave it to me!

Himawari!

Just leave me alone, already! This is no way to treat a lady!

You could hurt me! Stop!

Which way is Atami?

Himawari! Himawari!

Thank you for your warm support.

This is Keiji Fujiwara. Keiji Fujiwara

asking one last time for your vote.

Keiji Fujiwara. Vote for Keiji Fujiwara!

Your support is…

Himawari! Himawari! Where are you? Himawari!

Atami! Atami!

Which one says “Atamiâ€

(Kasu-ka-be) A-ta-mi. Okay!

Atami! Atami!

Huh? That’s strange. I’ve ended up back here.

Oh man… what do I do now?

I know!

Hiroshi is with Himawari.

At this point, at least one of us should…

Oh! It’s Shin-chan! Welcome.

Hi there!

What? Everyone’s all gathered here?

Well, a lot has happened.

We were all worried about you, Shin-chan.

There was weird stuff on the TV.

I know! And I’m not a pervert, you know!

You could never be a criminal, Shin-chan.

We believe in you, Shinnosuke.

I have to get to Atami somehow.

Does anyone know where that is?

Hmm… I wonder?

Beats me.

Why’s everyone so gloomy?

Jerk! Let go!

Thanks for your help, kids.

As promised, here’s your reward. The Sweet Boys specialty.

Be nice and share.

And you, for voluntarily giving us a tip…

Thank you very much.

Masao-kun, how could you? You’re all terrible!

Betraying me like this! Traitors!

I wasn’t raised to do that to my friends!

Himawari! Himawari!

What? The battery’s dead?

You’ve got to be kidding me!

Why is this happening?

I can’t take it anymore!

It seems they haven’t caught the other family members yet.

Not a problem. We’ll catch them all.

Hey lady, how old are you?

Do you have a boyfriend?

Are you ignoring me?

You have auntie undies! They’re beige, beige, beige!

Himawari!

Himawari!

Tama-chan, the Saitama Seal…

This is not… this is not where you belong!

Go back to the ocean, you fool!

Himawari!

Not you!

Himawari!

Child! Stop immediately!

Get down from there!

Child! Next time, you’ll actually get hit!

Ready!

Fire!

You’re okay now.

Bo-chan?

What? Everyone? What are you doing here?

Shinnosuke, we had a long talk after what happened.

We agreed to believe in you.

I'm really sorry for betraying you!

-Please forgive us! -Sorry!

We’re with you from now on.

We’ll take responsibility and bring you to Atami ourselves.

So don’t worry!

Thank you!

Hey! Lady with the beige undies!

I’m not scared of you anymore!

Akan-beige!

-The Akanbe boys are on fire! -Fire!

Fire!

You’re gonna get left behind. You sell-out sandwich!

Don’t say that!

Okay! Off we go!

Atami!

Aren’t we going kinda slow?

The enemy have eyes on all public transport.

This is the best way for us to get to Atami.

But can we really get there on a bike like this?

What do you mean “a bike like thisâ€

This thing has a titanium frame and carbon handles!

All its parts are top of the line!

But it has training wheels.

I’ll be able to take them off soon!

It’s my dream to travel alone

to places all over on this bike in the future.

Don’t make fun of my bike!

Who wants ice cream?

Delicious ice cream for sale!

Ice cream!

Ice cream! Let’s buy some!

We can’t afford to waste time here.

For a limited time, our products are free for children!

Wow!

Ice cream! Ice cream!

Huh?

You didn’t lock this side!

Damn it.

Hurry! Quick!

Come on!

We made it!

Second unit, get ready!

You think we should hide in here?

-That’s right. -But aren’t there too many people?

A forest is the best place to hide a tree.

A crowd of people is the best place to hide a person.

I see.

In that case, let’s hurry into the crowd!

Those people will catch up to us soon.

You’re right.

Yeah.

I’m Tomo-chan!

Pretty pleased to meet you!

We three!

I’m so happy

to be here today

with all you obsessed fans.

But don’t just shoot under my skirt

and actually listen to my songs, please!

That roller coaster looks fun!

5-year olds can’t ride those.

But what are we gonna do now?

What is it?

A helicopter.

You mean that thing over there?

No.

What?

This is Purple Turkey.

We’ve spotted Shinnosuke Nohara!

This is Yellow Swan. Roger that!

Take us down. We’ll send this amusement park back to the stone age.

If you need me, I’ll be right here.

Yes sir!

Here they come!

Where are they?

We hid here in a hurry, but…

what is this place?

Butt’s me too!

Don’t talk with your butt.

I call it assperanto.

Cool, right?

Anyone can do that.

“My name is Toru Kazamaâ€

What was that?

Shouldn’t we stop it?

Let it run. I’ll be there as soon as I finish this game.

Do you think they’re on to us?

This is…

A roller coaster!

We have to pull the safety bar down!

It’s too late!

What do we do now?

Kazuma-kun, Kazuma-kun!

What?

Mt. Fuji.

Who cares?!

Deploy.

It’s over.

That was fun!

What are you doing?

We’re the ones that chased them in here!

Yahoo!

This is it!

Corps, go!

They’re right behind us!

Masao-kun, wake up!

Where am I?

Black Hawk, what do you think you’re doing?

This is Black Hawk!

I’ve been hijacked!

That woman…

-Get closer! -This is as close as we can get!

Black Hawk down! Black Hawk down!

More power!

Yes, sir!

Everyone, just give us Shinnosuke Nohara.

If you do, we will not harm or hurt you.

Do you take us for fools?

Yeah! She’s right!

Is that really what you think?

You’re the Minister of Betrayal, Masao-kun.

Don’t worry! I’m on your side, Shin-chan!

You have to believe me!

Fine. I’ll prove to you

that I’m on your side!

When you get home,

tell Mai-chan how bravely I fought.

Air-raid!

You’ve proved yourself, Masao-kun! Amazing!

It was all in vain, though.

Well done. Any man brave enough to fight for a friend

can drink from my canteen any day.

Drink!

All right, let ‘er rip!

Yes, sir!

My friends, this is the end.

Take this.

What is it?

It’s the key to my bike.

Take it and go to Atami.

I don’t even care if you break it.

Don’t worry about us, just get out of here!

But how?

It’s a long way to Atami, but you can do it!

Don’t upset your stomach!

Good luck.

Thank you!

Here we go!

Right!

Hurry!

(Yakiniku Restaurant) Now I really wanna eat yakiniku!

This is too much!

We’re been running since morning without anything to eat or drink.

Futaba Beer, Super Draft! Free sample!

Thank you very much!

Would you like a sample of Futaba Super Draft Beer?

It goes down smooth and has a pleasant aftertaste!

Here you are!

You may have seconds too!

Hold it. What have I been suffering for all this time?

Wasn’t it all to resolve the case

and eat yakiniku with my family?

That’s the moment when beer will taste the best!

I bet it really will.

We’ll start with salted tongue.

Man! I was born for this moment!

Oh, uh… sorry.

You want some meat, too?

You’re not ready for this yet, Hima.

Okay. Okay.

But only to suck on.

Just be patient. I have to let it cool first.

No swallowing, okay? Just suck on it.

It’s so good!

Shin-chan, give this to Shiro.

Okay!

Here you go, Shiro!

Thank you, girls. I appreciate it,

but I have a dinner date with my family.

Just the thought is enough.

Sorry to disturb your work.

Let’s meet again soon.

Bye now.

Do your best!

I wonder how everyone else is doing.

I just want to go home and eat yakiniku together.

Those spare ribs off the bone!

I’m almost there… Okay…

And I made it--

Why am I going through all this suffering, again?

That’s right! Yakiniku.

Yakiniku is so cool,

it deserves

a cool guy like me to eat it.

Shinnosuke! Make sure you eat your onions or some other vegetables, too.

Onions… now there’s something that doesn't suit me.

In that case, Shinnosuke, they’d suit me right?

You could say that.

You do look good eating onions dad.

That’s just the kind of man I am!

It’s so good!

Okay!

Is that… Atami?

Atami! Atami! Atami!

Atami! Atami! Atami!

Downstroke, right to left, diagonal…

Wow! I made it!

Atami! Atami!

Whatever it takes, we have to settle this now.

Cool breeze…

Kazama-kun will be furious!

Hey! If I fall here, I could get hurt, you know!

To the boy over there: pull over immediately.

If you don’t…

I’ve had enough of you, beige undie lady!

You can’t cut my lifeline!

I’m scared!

Look… I’m riding a bike!

Atami!

Strike him!

Crush him!

We need support!

Where is it? Where’s their base?

Where?

Where?!

Where?!

(Sweet Boys (Vacant))

Looking down on me!!

(Ropeway Station to Sweet Boys)

We’re the only ones who made it.

No choice. We’ll go ourselves.

Misae!

Are you okay?

-Where’s Shinnosuke? -He’s not with me.

Very nice. Very nice!

Now then, welcome to Atami.

It’s great, right? Atami's great, right?

You all did well.

We all acknowledge that,

so just surrender quietly already.

Oh! Nice line. I wanted to say that!

And all of it will be meaningless!

He’s right!

-We’ve got fight! We’ve got fire! -Fire!

Damn it.

-Stop it! -Put us down!

Oh, that looks fun.

Are these waves good enough for you?

I can’t wait to get out there.

Tell my guys I want my board!

There’s something approaching.

Yakiniku!

Did you hear that?

Someone said “yakinikuâ€

Shinnosuke?

It must be!

-Shinnosuke! -Shinnosuke!

Dad. Mom. HImawari, Shiro!

The Nohara Family’s on fire!

Fire!

Your guts are worthy of praise.

I’ll allow you to see the boss.

Go.

What?

Never!

Amagi, let it go.

We’ve lost. Let the boss handle it.

We haven’t lost!

This is not a battlefield. It’s Atami!

Dismissed!

Wait! I…

Right? Right?

Clear out! Get those butts moving!

Colonel, where are you going?

Surfing.

Now, then.

Dear! Good work today. I brought you dinner.

Oh, thanks.

But, I’m really beat. Let’s just go home.

Oh my!

Come on.

Right!

(Ropeway Station to Sweet Boys)

That’s the boss?

Dogashima, Shimoda, and Amagi have all abandoned me.

I expected that much.

And I suppose that's fine.

I sweat more than anyone in the Izu Peninsula.

So, I hope you’ll allow me to speak from this bath.

I’m very sorry to have involved you in this.

I’m sure you’ve noticed by now,

but this was once a tourist hotel.

This imitation of an ancient Roman bath is from that time.

Now, I’m the only one who uses it.

Would you like to join me?

Like we really care about any of that!

Tell us what you want from us!

Your voices. Our hypnosis machine will be of great use to many.

However, to my great embarrassment, my idiot older brother

ran off with the voice recorder that powers it!

I imagine he planned to sell it to another company.

When he became afraid of being returned here,

he recorded your morning conversation

and assigned it as the password for the device.

No matter how superior the machine is,

without the password, it means nothing.

To revitalize this town,

and avoid a repeat of the tragedies I have endured,

I require the hypnosis machine, which we have named “Atami Psycho,â€

and your voices.

You must help me. Please.

Fine. We’ll do it. But when we’re done, we’re going straight home!

And you’d better give us a ride!

Idiot big brother! How can you sleep at a time like this? We’re starting!

You sorry excuse for an eldest son!

Now then, we shall proceed.

Please try to remember the conversation we had this morning.

We just have to remember what we said?

That’s easy.

Action!

Please! Help me hide! I’m being followed by some bad men!

Who the hell are you?

Huh? Was it “heckâ€

I remember! I think that we talked about going to the police after that.

Take 2!

Please! Help me hide! I’m being followed by some bad men!

Huh? Why should we help you? Go the police, you idiot!

Hmm… was it my choice of words?

Take 3!

Please! Help me hide!

I’m being followed by some bad men!

Huh? Why should we help you? This is wrong!

Take 4!

Huh? Why should we help you? Ask the police!

Go to the police for that sort of thing!

Right! He’s right!

He’s right! Get out!

Ask the police!

Ask the police, you moron!

Okay. So, I said “Go to the police for that sort of thing!â€

and then, Misae said “He’s right. You need to leave!â€

Then Himawari said “Goo ga!â€

But why does it keep giving us errors?

Now that you mention it, I think that your dog barked at me.

There’s no use thinking about this.

He’s right!

Just keep trying.

Take 72!

Please! Help me hide! I’m being followed by some bad men!

Huh? Why should we help you? Go to the police for that sort of thing!

He’s right. You need to leave!

Woof!

What was wrong with that?

I know!

I think I may have ripped a silent fart.

That might be it.

Are you stupid?

It’s our voices they need!

Take this seriously, will you!

Take 73!

Please! Help me hide! I’m being followed by some bad men!

Huh? Why should we help you? Go to the police for that sort of thing!

He’s right. You need to leave!

Woof!

Oh! The computerized plum blossoms are in bloom!

It worked!

All right! We did it!

What’s with these guys?

We did what you asked, now let us go!

When I said I would let you go,

I was lying!

What?!

Well, we’ll need your actual voices every time we activate the machine.

I actually planned to use my own voice as the key word,

but my idiot big brother…

My pathetic excuse for a big brother!

If you’re not going to inherit the company,

then at least abstain

from causing trouble!

Do you know how hard I have to work

to keep this inn afloat?!

Anyway, once the key word is set, it cannot be changed.

You all will be here for life.

How unfortunate.

Give me a break!

You said this thing would be useful for others,

but that’s a lie!

It may not be useful for others,

but it is useful for me.

The Atami Psycho is capable of planting suggestions in people’s minds.

In doing so, not only their hearts, but their bodies as well,

will obey my every thought.

If I think you’re a dog,

you’ll be down on all fours going “woof!â€

You don’t seem to believe me.

Well, who can blame you?

My old man was a business man with a hot spring in Atami.

I followed in his footsteps, but when the dust settled,

the hot spring failed!

No one else was ever there to lend me a hand.

The town of Atami became a no man’s land! Wow!

(Let’s go Atami!)

The Asami of today will be swept away.

(Let’s go Atami)

The Asami of yesterday will reclaim its way.

Stop that!

We’ll turn you all into braindead slaves!

Whoa! What the…?

Misae!

Dear!

What now?

Wow! I look cool!

What just happened?

It felt like we…

Don’t be tricked!

It’s all an illusion!

Sorry to inform you, but it’s all too real.

I appreciate your cooperation.

We’re not cooperating with anything!

After all I’ve said, you still make no attempt to understand me?

How can you say that when you’ve made no attempt

to understand us either!

That’s right. You wanted to know

my ultimate objective.

It won’t hurt to tell you now. Feel the rhythm!

I—

Don’t be so full of yourself!

Summon the corps!

Give me that! Without this, you’re nothing!

Transform!

What happened? What have we become now?

Hey, don’t tell me…

No! I’m naked! And I have black nipples!

That chick was hot, right?

You’d think they might be nice,

but instead, they just tell me to lose weight.

Okay. I’ve come to the rescue.

Where’s my darling Hiroshi?

This is great!

Oh, I almost forgot the best part.

Oooh! My dingaling wins!

You think this is all fun and games, huh?

Everyone! What are you waiting for? Get him!

Yes sir!

Get Shinnosuke back!

And the rest of them!

Stop!

It’s me!

What are you fools do--

Can’t you recognize your leader?!

Shinnosuke!

Hey! Over here, Dad!

Where is “here?â€

The Nohara Family is on fire!

Fire!

Shinnosuke! Do something!

Okay okay!

Everyone raise your voices and come together!

Hey! Dad, Mom, Himawari, Shiro!

Black nipples!

-Woo woo woo, fight! -One punch!

Great. What’s the secret word?

Neck, roast, breaded cutlets!

The Nohara Family is all assembled!

You all don’t seem to get it!

The Tatami Psy-whatchamacallit is still with us!

We can subject you

to any degrading treatment we like!

I suddenly have the urge to poop.

I could really use some toilet paper to wipe my butt.

Who’s it gonna be?

Open a pathway before I reach the count of three!

One!

I have one more command!

Boss, show yourself! We’re going to pay you back for what you’ve done!

Boss, show yourself!

You can’t expect to hide now!

Are you the Boss?

No! Not me!

What a loser. He won’t face us.

Dad! Over there.

Now that you mention it, the Boss is known for…

His sweat.

You’re the boss, aren’t you?

Good afternoon.

Good afternoon!

He’s definitely the boss.

Hey!

You sweaty pig!

This one’s not sweaty.

It’s the weird-looking big brother!

Damn it, we only got the body double!

Weren’t you supposed to be at odds with your little brother?

You won’t get away!

Hey! You Atami-hating backstabbing bastard!

You’re wrong. I don’t hate it. I love this town.

Then why?!

Despite my love, Atami abandoned me!

The disappointment was too much.

That’s why I’ll use that machine

to make Atami an extension of myself.

Please help me!

If Atami is the place you love,

then our love is with Kasukabe!

Use the machine to settle things once and for all.

Yes sir!

Employees of Sweet Boys,

your foolish plans are over.

The grownup men will become upstanding people

and the Sweet Boys base will return to a tourist hotel.

The Atami Psycho and things has never existed.

That is all.

Hey! We haven’t eaten a thing, today.

Let’s eat something!

Shinnosuke, did you forget?

We have to hurry home.

Oh, that’s right!

(Nohara Household: Hiroshi, Misae, Shinnosuke, Himawari)

Aren’t they ready yet?

I think that will do.

Are you ready?

1-2-3: let’s eat!

(Summoning up a Storm, Glorious Yakiniku Road) (The End)