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? I'm going down
to south park?
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? Gonna have
myself a time?
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? Friendly faces
everywhere?
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? Humble folks
without temptation?
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? Going down
to south park?
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? Gonna leave my
woes behind?
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? Ample parking
day or night?
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? People spouting
"howdy neighbor"?
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? Headed on up
to south park?
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? Gonna see if
i can't unwind?
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? So come on down
to south park?
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? And meet some
friends of mine?
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Dude, did you do all
your homework last night?
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Yeah, but there was
so much of it,
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I was up until
two in the morning.
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I know.
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Okay, children, i hope you all
did your homework last night
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Because we're going to
talk about pages 42 through 612.
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First of all,
who can tell me
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What year the founding fathers
got together?
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Let's see, how about...
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Please don't call me,
please don't call on me.
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Wendy.
Whew!
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1776.
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Good job, wendy, and what
was that document called?
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Oh, please god, don't
let him call on me.
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Father in
heaven i beg you.
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Kyle.
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Oh, thank you lord,
praise jesus!
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The declaration
of independence.
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Very good, kyle.
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Now, who can tell me
what famous person
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Wrote the declaration
of independence?
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Let's see...
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Oh, i know, how about
the new student, timmy.
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Timmy!
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No, it wasn't you, timmy,
try again.
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Hee-Yah...!
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Timmy, did you not
do your homework?
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Timmy!
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Ah, mr. Garrison,
haven't you figured it out?
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Timmy's retarded.
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Don't call
people names, stanley.
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But he is.
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Now, timmy, you need to
work on your study skills.
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Duh...
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Are you mocking me?
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Because if you are, i have no
problem sending your butt
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To the
principal's office.
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Liv-A-Laa...
liv-A-La timmar!
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That does it!
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Well, timmy, i just don't
know what to do with you.
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You're getting
very poor marks in school,
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And the teachers are complaining
you aren't paying attention.
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Ah.
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Young man, if you don't
want to be held back a grade,
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I suggest you start
cooperating, m'kay.
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Timmy!
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Well, that does it,
i'm suspending you, timmy,
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Until you can learn
to respect your elders.
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Hold on there just a second,
principal victoria.
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I think i may know
what the problem is.
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Timmy.
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Yes, of course.
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What?
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I think maybe timmy
is suffering from
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Something called
"attention deficit disorder"
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Or a.D.D.
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It's very common
in kids his age.
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Oh!
Timmy!
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Well, that certainly
would explain it.
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It's should be
easy enough to find out,
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They have tests for
that kind of thing now.
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Liv-A-Lar
timmy!
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All right this is
a very simple test
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Which should determine,
without a doubt
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Whether or not timmy has
attention deficit disorder.
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Good.
M'kay.
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Now, timmy, i'm going to
read you a book called
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"The great gatsby"
by f. Scott fitzgerald,
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At the end of the novel,
i'll ask you a few questions,
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Are you ready?
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Him-My!
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Okay, here we go.
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"In my younger and more
vulnerable years,
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"My father gave me some advice that i've
been turning over in my mind ever since...
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"So, we beat on,
boats against the current,
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Born back ceaselessly
into the past."
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Ah-Ahhh.
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Okay, now timmy, can you
tell me, in chapter seven,
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What kind of car
did gatsby drive?
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Timmy!
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Well, that settles it!
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This young man definitely has
attention deficit disorder.
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Oh-Oh, i knew it.
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What can we do
for him, doctor?
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Well, a.D.D. Is
fairly common in kids today,
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I'm going to prescribe
someritalin.
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And we'll see how that
goes for little timmy.
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Timmy...
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Hurry up children,
let's take our seats.
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You better have done
your homework last night, timmy.
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What's this?
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Timmy.
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A note
from the principal.
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"Please excuse timmy from all
questions and all homework,
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As he has been diagnosed with
attention deficit disorder."
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Oh, brother!
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He doesn't have to
do homework?
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That's just swell, timmy.
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Looks like you've outsmarted the
principal and the counselor.
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Timmy.
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Very well, i guess you're
excused from homework.
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Hey wait, i think maybe i have
attention defunction disorder.
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Yeah, me too,
i've got a.D.D.
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Me too.
I've got it. Me too!
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"After a while i went out
and left the hospital
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And walked back to the
hotel in the rain."
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All right now, in chapter 12, what kind
of bottles did ms. Van campen talk about?
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Anybody?
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Anybody?
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My god, these children
all have a.D.D.
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Hooray.
Hooray. Hooray.
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Hooray.
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It's ritalin
for all of you!
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Dude, we suck.
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Hey that's not
the right attitude, jonesy.
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The battle of the bands
is tomorrow night.
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Dude, we'd never win the
battle of the bands.
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There's no big deal.
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Not a big deal!
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This year's winner gets
to open for phil collins
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At lollapaloobooza and
that's no big deal.
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Hey guys, you better
stop fighting.
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We just got to
practice more.
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Dude, we've been practicing
for eight years, skylar.
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Hey, am i the leader
of this band or not?
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Now, let's
do it from the top.
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Tim-Mah!
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Tim-Mah!
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What was that?
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I don't know, man.
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Whoa!
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Who is that?
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Timmy!
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Are you a
singer, man?
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La-La-Timmy.
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Timmy!
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Timmy!
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Dude, that's hot!
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Yeah.
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There's your prescription ms. Mccormick,
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$100 worth of ritalin.
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Then he won't have attention
deficit disorder anymore?
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We can only hope so.
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Next!
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Oh, hi sheila.
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Sharon, your son has attention
deficit disorder, too?
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Yes, i should have known,
it all makes sense now.
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I could never get stanley
to pay attention
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When his grandfather told
him stories about the '30s.
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I know what you mean,
kyle gets so hyper sometimes
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He runs around and screams
like a little eight-Year-Old.
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I am eight.
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Next, please.
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What do we have here-
Oh, ritalin.
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Yes.
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That's right i've got
a bad case of a.D.D.
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No homework for me.
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Mr. Pharmacist, this ritalin doesn't
have any side-Effects does it?
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No, your son may experience
a small lack of energy,
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But that's all.
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And he might start seeing little
christina aguillera monsters
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But that's
to be expected.
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Oh, my!
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? Would you like to be
laughing in fields of light?
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? Laughing in fields of light?
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Boo!
You suck. Boo!
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All right, that was
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"Sinisters of mercy, hold no
pain against the dark lord"
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With their song
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"Spilt blood on the footsteps
of my mind revisited".
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We got the best response,
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We'll be opening for
phil collins for sure.
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And now it's time
for our final band.
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Thank god!
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Ha ha!
Ha ha! Ha ha!
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Give it up for,
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"Timmy and
the lords of the underworld".
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One, two, three, four!
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Timmy!
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Timmy!
Yimmy, yeah!
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That handicapped
dude, rules!
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Yeah.
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You guys are terrible, how
can you laugh at that poor kid?
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Timmy, timmy!
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? The lords of
the underworld?
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? Darkness fills
my heart with pain?
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Timmy, timmy!
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Dude, it's timmy.
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No way!
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Da... da... da...
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They're ridiculing that singer,
come on let's get out of here.
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Timmy, timmy.
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? And the lords
of the underworld?
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Timmy!
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? Darkness fills my
heart with pain?
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Timmy!
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Timmy!
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That was awesome!
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Yeah, timmy rules!
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Boys, you shouldn't laugh
at him he's handicapped.
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But, he's funny.
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How, would you like
to be handicapped?
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Do you think that
would be funny?
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You're making
him feel bad.
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He looks pretty
happy to me.
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Oh, you people
make me sick!
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Dude, this is
a no-Brainer!
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This year battle
of the bands winner
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And the band that gets to open for
phil collins at lullapolooza istimmy.
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We did it, dude.
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Listen to them,
they really love me.
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Woo!
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Woo! Woo! Woo!
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Yes, i'm a rocker!
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Tonight we analyze
the new rock sensationtimmy,
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The controversial new band
that's taken the country by storm.
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Already playing at
several large venues this month.
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The band prepares for it's
biggest gig, lollapaloozaza.
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Where they will open
for phil collins.
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But, phil collins
is not happy.
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Well, i think it's a
horrible tragedy, isn't it?
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I mean, people aren't going to
see timmy for his musical skills
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They're laughing at him.
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And i think you shouldn't laugh
at people with disabilities.
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Ha, heh-Heh.
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Society has to learn
to be more compassionate.
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This is going to stop,
if i have to stop it myself.
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Dude, did you
see that stuff
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Phil collins was
saying about timmy?
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Yeah, what a dick, timmy's five
times more talented than he is.
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Hey, guys, have you been
taking your ritalin?
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No we're not actually
going totakethat stuff.
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No dude, you got to try it,
it makes you feel good.
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Good...
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Hello, there children.
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Hello, chef.
Hello, chef.O, chef.
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Hello, chef.
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How's it going?
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Very well, thank you.
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Everything's fine, why?
254
00:09:28,852 --> 00:09:30,424
Because we're
on ritalin.
255
00:09:30,856 --> 00:09:31,688
What?
256
00:09:31,722 --> 00:09:33,020
We all have
attention deficit disorder
257
00:09:33,056 --> 00:09:34,284
So we all started
taking ritalin.
258
00:09:34,320 --> 00:09:37,132
It really takes the edge off,
man, you should try it.
259
00:09:37,167 --> 00:09:39,946
So,that'swhy all you children
are acting so damn boring.
260
00:09:39,980 --> 00:09:40,811
That's correct, chef.
261
00:09:41,244 --> 00:09:42,758
Dammit, children,
you don't need drugs
262
00:09:42,793 --> 00:09:44,398
To make you pay
attention in school.
263
00:09:44,433 --> 00:09:46,004
In my day, if we
didn't pay attention
264
00:09:46,039 --> 00:09:47,700
We got a belt
to the bottom.
265
00:09:47,735 --> 00:09:49,250
Now they try to
cure everything with drugs.
266
00:09:49,285 --> 00:09:50,731
Yes, but now we don't
have any homework,
267
00:09:50,765 --> 00:09:52,497
So we can go see timmy play
downtown at mile high stadium.
268
00:09:52,929 --> 00:09:53,795
Oh, boy, oh, boy.
269
00:09:53,830 --> 00:09:55,057
Oh, boy.
270
00:09:55,092 --> 00:09:56,391
Oh, it makes me sick!
271
00:09:56,824 --> 00:09:58,988
Those damn psychologists prescribe
all kind of medicine to you children,
272
00:09:59,422 --> 00:10:00,719
Without even caring
about the side-Effects.
273
00:10:00,754 --> 00:10:02,450
But there are no
side-Effects, chef.
274
00:10:02,485 --> 00:10:04,615
No, none at all.
275
00:10:04,649 --> 00:10:05,914
Reoww!
276
00:10:07,212 --> 00:10:08,943
Did you guys see that?
277
00:10:08,978 --> 00:10:10,241
See what?
278
00:10:11,971 --> 00:10:13,236
You're watchingmtv.
279
00:10:13,270 --> 00:10:15,434
The cool brainwashing
12-Year-Old and younger station
280
00:10:15,469 --> 00:10:16,699
That hides behind
a slick image.
281
00:10:16,733 --> 00:10:18,031
We're so cool,
that we decide what's cool.
282
00:10:18,066 --> 00:10:19,330
And nowmtv news.
283
00:10:19,762 --> 00:10:21,494
The news that is single-Handedly
dumbing down our country,
284
00:10:21,528 --> 00:10:22,757
Which is cool.
285
00:10:22,792 --> 00:10:24,523
Here's your host,
kurt loder.
286
00:10:24,558 --> 00:10:26,255
Why am i
still doing this?
287
00:10:26,687 --> 00:10:30,149
I've got to be to the oldest person
on this network by at least 40 years.
288
00:10:30,583 --> 00:10:31,846
Kurt loder didn't
just say that.
289
00:10:31,882 --> 00:10:34,044
No wait, he did just say it,
but just to be cool.
290
00:10:34,079 --> 00:10:35,308
That's what
makes him cool.
291
00:10:35,344 --> 00:10:38,372
You think kurt loder is cool
and now the news that's cool.
292
00:10:38,407 --> 00:10:41,402
Well, it's only two weeks
until lollapaloobuba
293
00:10:41,437 --> 00:10:42,701
And the headlining band
has changed,
294
00:10:43,133 --> 00:10:45,081
Now the headlining the event
istimmy,
295
00:10:45,116 --> 00:10:46,938
The new hit sensation
out of colorado.
296
00:10:46,972 --> 00:10:48,759
This news came as a shock
to the performer
297
00:10:49,192 --> 00:10:51,790
That was going to headline
lalapulubla, phil collins.
298
00:10:51,824 --> 00:10:53,970
Well, i think the
sad question is,
299
00:10:54,005 --> 00:10:56,117
Where are the parents
in all this?
300
00:10:56,550 --> 00:10:59,581
I mean, that kid's parents is
letting them be exploited
301
00:10:59,615 --> 00:11:01,311
And they don't even
seem to care.
302
00:11:01,743 --> 00:11:04,340
And so phil collins
decided to travel to south park
303
00:11:04,375 --> 00:11:06,505
And personally pay
timmy's parents a visit.
304
00:11:06,539 --> 00:11:07,768
Well, i mean,
305
00:11:07,803 --> 00:11:09,498
Why are you letting them
do this to your son?
306
00:11:09,533 --> 00:11:12,131
Don't you see that everyone
is just laughing at them.
307
00:11:12,165 --> 00:11:12,996
Richard!
308
00:11:13,429 --> 00:11:14,944
Helen!
309
00:11:14,978 --> 00:11:16,423
Hey.
310
00:11:16,459 --> 00:11:19,055
Phil collins warns that a novelty
band that makes fun of the handicapped
311
00:11:19,090 --> 00:11:21,453
Should not be allowed
to play at lollapoolula.
312
00:11:21,488 --> 00:11:23,816
And vows to do everything
in his power to stop it.
313
00:11:24,248 --> 00:11:26,413
Phil collins, by the way,
divorced his wife by fax
314
00:11:26,448 --> 00:11:28,378
And then married
a 27-Year-Old.
315
00:11:28,413 --> 00:11:30,874
I'm kurt loder
and that's the news.
316
00:11:30,911 --> 00:11:33,337
Okay, children,
let's settle down.
317
00:11:35,502 --> 00:11:38,531
I mean it,
i want quiet.
318
00:11:40,264 --> 00:11:41,092
My god, mr. Hat,
319
00:11:41,128 --> 00:11:42,825
These children are
so boring on ritalin.
320
00:11:42,859 --> 00:11:46,755
All right, children,
today we're going to learn about
321
00:11:46,789 --> 00:11:48,883
Human reproduction!
322
00:11:48,918 --> 00:11:50,217
What do you
think about that?
323
00:11:50,650 --> 00:11:54,978
Vaginas and penises...
324
00:11:55,013 --> 00:11:57,574
Butt sex.
325
00:11:57,774 --> 00:12:00,488
Damn it, eric, don't you have
some smart-Ass thing to say?
326
00:12:00,522 --> 00:12:03,200
What kind of smart-Ass thing
would i say, mr. Garrison?
327
00:12:03,633 --> 00:12:05,330
This is driving me crazy!
328
00:12:05,365 --> 00:12:07,528
I can't handle you little
bastards being so mellow.
329
00:12:07,962 --> 00:12:09,260
Gee, you seem
a little stressed mr. Garrison,
330
00:12:09,295 --> 00:12:10,991
Why don't you
try some ritalin?
331
00:12:13,155 --> 00:12:14,020
Ah...
332
00:12:14,453 --> 00:12:16,617
There you go.
333
00:12:17,051 --> 00:12:17,699
Reow!
334
00:12:17,733 --> 00:12:18,314
Ahh!
335
00:12:18,349 --> 00:12:20,295
Thank you, baltimore.
Good night!
336
00:12:20,331 --> 00:12:22,244
Alright, let's
rock this house.
337
00:12:22,279 --> 00:12:23,109
Hello miami!
338
00:12:23,144 --> 00:12:24,841
Timmy!
339
00:12:25,706 --> 00:12:27,438
Excuse me, skylar.
340
00:12:27,472 --> 00:12:28,702
Yeah.
341
00:12:28,736 --> 00:12:30,467
Nice to meet you,
i'm phil collins.
342
00:12:30,900 --> 00:12:33,496
Oh, yeah, you're opening
for us at lollapaluzava.
343
00:12:33,930 --> 00:12:35,192
I just want to
tell you well,
344
00:12:35,228 --> 00:12:37,824
That i think you're a great
guitar player and songwriter.
345
00:12:37,860 --> 00:12:39,987
Oh, thanks a lot,
i appreciate that.
346
00:12:40,023 --> 00:12:41,252
Gotta run.
347
00:12:41,287 --> 00:12:44,316
It's too bad those other guys
are holding you back.
348
00:12:44,351 --> 00:12:45,147
Huh?
349
00:12:45,182 --> 00:12:46,878
Well, i mean,
it's obvious
350
00:12:46,913 --> 00:12:49,943
All the talent and artistic
vision in the band comes from you.
351
00:12:49,978 --> 00:12:52,107
Strange how everyone
focuses on timmy, isn't it?
352
00:12:52,540 --> 00:12:55,101
I mean even the name
of the band is timmy.
353
00:12:55,136 --> 00:12:58,166
The name of the band is "timmy
and the lords of the underworld."
354
00:12:58,201 --> 00:13:00,762
Look, i used to be
in a band too, genesis.
355
00:13:01,196 --> 00:13:03,792
But all those bastards did was
hold me back, and hold me back,
356
00:13:03,827 --> 00:13:05,921
But then finally
i went solo.
357
00:13:05,956 --> 00:13:08,553
And that's when i started
writing really great songs.
358
00:13:08,588 --> 00:13:11,151
But, look if you you're
happy being on the sidelines,
359
00:13:11,582 --> 00:13:13,746
Being more of a cheerleader
than a player,
360
00:13:14,179 --> 00:13:16,777
Well then i guess you should
stay on as timmy's shadow.
361
00:13:16,811 --> 00:13:20,637
Oh, thanks man,
see you.
362
00:13:20,671 --> 00:13:25,865
That should just about put an
end to all this timmy nonsense.
363
00:13:27,596 --> 00:13:30,192
Timmy, timmy, timmy!
364
00:13:31,924 --> 00:13:33,188
Another great show, man.
365
00:13:33,223 --> 00:13:35,385
There must have been
100,000 people out there.
366
00:13:35,421 --> 00:13:37,550
Yeah, all of them
chanting, "timmy, timmy".
367
00:13:37,585 --> 00:13:38,382
Timmy!
368
00:13:38,416 --> 00:13:39,680
What's the matter, skylar?
369
00:13:39,714 --> 00:13:42,745
The name of the band is "timmy
and the lords of the underworld",
370
00:13:42,779 --> 00:13:44,042
Not just "timmy".
371
00:13:44,077 --> 00:13:44,873
Timmy.
372
00:13:44,908 --> 00:13:46,640
And the lords
of the underworld.
373
00:13:46,675 --> 00:13:47,470
Timmy!
374
00:13:47,505 --> 00:13:49,236
It's all about
you, isn't it?
375
00:13:49,270 --> 00:13:50,067
I'm sick of it!
376
00:13:50,102 --> 00:13:51,400
Timmy gets all
the applause.
377
00:13:51,833 --> 00:13:53,096
Timmy gets all
the chicks.
378
00:13:53,131 --> 00:13:55,511
Well, you know what,
forget you, man.
379
00:13:55,546 --> 00:13:57,892
But, timmy is what
made our band famous.
380
00:13:58,325 --> 00:13:59,589
Shut up, malsey.
381
00:13:59,623 --> 00:14:02,220
You can stay and deal with
mr. Egomaniac here,
382
00:14:02,255 --> 00:14:03,050
But i'm moving on.
383
00:14:03,085 --> 00:14:05,681
I don't need timmy,
i'm going solo.
384
00:14:05,717 --> 00:14:06,945
Timmy.
385
00:14:06,981 --> 00:14:09,144
No, don't try
and stop me, man.
386
00:14:09,179 --> 00:14:11,308
I'll see you
on fame's backside.
387
00:14:11,344 --> 00:14:14,338
Liba-La!
388
00:14:16,069 --> 00:14:17,801
Hey, terrence, what brand
of pants am i wearing?
389
00:14:18,234 --> 00:14:18,666
Let me see.
390
00:14:19,964 --> 00:14:20,795
Ha ha!
Ha ha!
391
00:14:20,830 --> 00:14:22,561
Let's watch
something else.
392
00:14:22,596 --> 00:14:23,392
Yes, let's.
393
00:14:23,427 --> 00:14:24,941
You're watchingvh-1.
394
00:14:24,976 --> 00:14:26,421
Ah...
ah... ah...
395
00:14:26,456 --> 00:14:29,486
Here's lollapala's news, the
hit group, timmy has broken up.
396
00:14:29,918 --> 00:14:31,217
Oh, dear,
timmy's band broke up.
397
00:14:31,649 --> 00:14:33,779
And so phil collins
is back on as headliner.
398
00:14:33,814 --> 00:14:37,710
The opening band now will be timmy's
guitarist skylar's new solo project,
399
00:14:37,744 --> 00:14:39,007
"Reach for the skylar".
400
00:14:39,440 --> 00:14:41,170
You know something,
i think that's good.
401
00:14:41,207 --> 00:14:42,903
It was wrong to
make timmy a singer.
402
00:14:42,937 --> 00:14:44,202
Yeah, phil collins
was right.
403
00:14:44,633 --> 00:14:45,898
People laughed
at timmy.
404
00:14:45,932 --> 00:14:48,096
And timmy should be at home where
he's protected from laughter.
405
00:14:48,131 --> 00:14:49,361
I agree.
406
00:14:49,395 --> 00:14:51,991
You know what, you guys, we
should go to the concert anyway,
407
00:14:52,026 --> 00:14:53,255
And see phil collins.
408
00:14:53,291 --> 00:14:56,319
Yeah, i think phil collins
rocks the house.
409
00:14:56,355 --> 00:14:58,881
Sounds good,
so it's decided,
410
00:14:58,917 --> 00:15:01,080
Phil collins' concert
for all of us.
411
00:15:01,115 --> 00:15:02,344
Hoo-Ray.
412
00:15:02,380 --> 00:15:04,110
Oh, oh,
hold still kenny.
413
00:15:06,274 --> 00:15:08,437
Oh, my goodness,
you killed kenny.
414
00:15:08,871 --> 00:15:10,170
Bastard.
415
00:15:11,467 --> 00:15:12,297
Parents, i called
all you guys together,
416
00:15:12,332 --> 00:15:14,064
Because i think you
might be making a mistake
417
00:15:14,099 --> 00:15:15,328
Putting your children
on ritalin.
418
00:15:15,363 --> 00:15:17,492
But, our kids have
attention deficit disorder,
419
00:15:17,526 --> 00:15:19,690
Chef, they can't pay attention
in school without it.
420
00:15:20,123 --> 00:15:20,954
I know you want
to help your kids,
421
00:15:20,989 --> 00:15:23,152
But i brought over
a videotape to show you
422
00:15:23,188 --> 00:15:25,117
That there are
alternatives to ritalin.
423
00:15:25,152 --> 00:15:27,012
There is this doctor
in northern california
424
00:15:27,047 --> 00:15:30,511
Who is doing really amazing
things with kids who have a.D.D.
425
00:15:30,942 --> 00:15:33,324
I want you
watch this tape.
426
00:15:33,358 --> 00:15:35,669
Hello, i'm dr. Richard shay,
427
00:15:35,704 --> 00:15:38,301
Here to tell you about my
exciting new drug-Free treatment
428
00:15:38,733 --> 00:15:40,897
For children with
attention deficit disorder.
429
00:15:40,932 --> 00:15:42,161
Ya-Ya...
ya-Ya... ya-Ya...
430
00:15:42,195 --> 00:15:44,793
This treatment is
fast and effective
431
00:15:44,827 --> 00:15:46,056
And doesn't use
harmful drugs.
432
00:15:46,091 --> 00:15:48,688
Watch closely as i apply
treatment to the first child.
433
00:15:48,920 --> 00:15:49,554
I want a horse-
434
00:15:49,986 --> 00:15:50,851
I want a
big brown horse
435
00:15:50,886 --> 00:15:51,682
With a fluffy black tail-
436
00:15:51,717 --> 00:15:54,098
Sit down and study!
437
00:15:54,133 --> 00:15:56,478
Oh, let's go race-
438
00:15:56,910 --> 00:15:59,508
Sit down and study!
439
00:15:59,542 --> 00:16:01,204
Wahhh, aah-
440
00:16:01,239 --> 00:16:03,800
Stop crying and
do your schoolwork!
441
00:16:03,836 --> 00:16:07,729
If you would like more information
on my bold new treatments,
442
00:16:07,765 --> 00:16:10,327
Please send away for
this free brochure entitled,
443
00:16:10,761 --> 00:16:13,790
"You can either calm down, or i
can pop you in the mouth again."
444
00:16:13,824 --> 00:16:16,352
Well, what do you think.
445
00:16:16,387 --> 00:16:19,416
I can have dr. Shay come to
south park for a small fee.
446
00:16:19,450 --> 00:16:21,147
That video had
pretty colors.
447
00:16:21,182 --> 00:16:22,463
It sure did.
448
00:16:22,498 --> 00:16:23,745
What the-?
449
00:16:24,178 --> 00:16:26,341
Dammit, have you all been taking
your children's ritalin too?
450
00:16:26,375 --> 00:16:27,440
Yes.
Yes. Yes.
451
00:16:27,474 --> 00:16:28,469
Oh, fudge it.
452
00:16:28,505 --> 00:16:29,804
Chef, are you going to the
phil collins concert tomorrow?
453
00:16:30,236 --> 00:16:31,067
The what?
454
00:16:31,102 --> 00:16:32,365
Phil collins is playing
lollapalalas
455
00:16:32,399 --> 00:16:34,132
And because we're all doing
so well in school now
456
00:16:34,166 --> 00:16:35,431
Our parents said
they would take us.
457
00:16:35,862 --> 00:16:37,127
Yes.
Yes. Yes.
458
00:16:37,161 --> 00:16:40,190
Hold on a second, you children,
wantto go see phil collins.
459
00:16:40,225 --> 00:16:42,354
Yes, his flowing melodies
are really enjoyable to us.
460
00:16:42,787 --> 00:16:44,483
Oh, my god!
461
00:16:44,519 --> 00:16:45,782
Come, see him with us.
462
00:16:45,816 --> 00:16:50,543
Yes, come with us,
come with us.
463
00:16:50,577 --> 00:16:53,139
Ahhh, it's christina aguillera
again, she's on my back.
464
00:16:53,174 --> 00:16:57,069
That does it, the ritalin has affected
your little cracker brains too deeply.
465
00:16:57,105 --> 00:17:00,063
I'm going to see
that damn pharmacist.
466
00:17:00,099 --> 00:17:01,830
Look at that, ritalin stocks
are up ten points.
467
00:17:01,865 --> 00:17:03,561
That's easily another
20 grand apiece.
468
00:17:03,596 --> 00:17:08,755
Hey, open
this damn door!
469
00:17:08,791 --> 00:17:09,621
Can i help you?
470
00:17:10,054 --> 00:17:10,885
Yes, you can.
471
00:17:10,919 --> 00:17:11,784
What the hell are
you two doing
472
00:17:12,218 --> 00:17:13,481
Prescribing all
the children ritalin.
473
00:17:13,516 --> 00:17:15,680
Well, they've all been
diagnosed with a.D.D.
474
00:17:15,714 --> 00:17:16,943
That's attention deficit-
475
00:17:16,978 --> 00:17:18,709
I know what it is,
but now you've got
476
00:17:19,143 --> 00:17:20,009
A town full of
zombie children
477
00:17:20,441 --> 00:17:21,307
From the planet zandor.
478
00:17:21,341 --> 00:17:22,136
Huh?
479
00:17:22,171 --> 00:17:23,435
All around the country,
480
00:17:23,470 --> 00:17:25,419
You bastard doctors are
giving children ritalin,
481
00:17:25,453 --> 00:17:27,365
And for every one child
that actually needs it
482
00:17:27,797 --> 00:17:29,494
You give it to
50,000 that don't.
483
00:17:29,529 --> 00:17:31,476
Hey now, don't tell us
our business, mr. Chef-
484
00:17:31,511 --> 00:17:33,424
You damn right i'll
tell you your business,
485
00:17:33,857 --> 00:17:35,987
Because you two have
your heads up your asses.
486
00:17:36,022 --> 00:17:39,684
Thanks to you we have children in
our town that like phil collins.
487
00:17:39,718 --> 00:17:40,746
What?!
488
00:17:40,781 --> 00:17:42,478
That's right, you made them
so dull and boring
489
00:17:42,513 --> 00:17:45,111
That they're actually going to
go to a phil collins concert.
490
00:17:45,145 --> 00:17:47,707
My god,
what have we done?
491
00:17:47,743 --> 00:17:49,403
But, if i'd known.
492
00:17:49,439 --> 00:17:51,169
I mean, phil collins, my god.
493
00:17:52,901 --> 00:17:54,848
Well, how do we
reverse the ritalin?
494
00:17:54,883 --> 00:17:56,705
We have to convince
them not to take it,
495
00:17:56,740 --> 00:17:58,527
But it'll be hard
to get it away from them.
496
00:17:58,562 --> 00:18:00,258
Then we need
an antidote.
497
00:18:00,293 --> 00:18:01,521
Yes, of course.
498
00:18:01,556 --> 00:18:02,854
What's the antidote
for ritalin?
499
00:18:03,287 --> 00:18:05,883
I have some right here,
it's a compound calledritalout.
500
00:18:05,919 --> 00:18:08,480
We've got to get the antidote
to all the children, quick!
501
00:18:13,242 --> 00:18:14,539
? That's not a word?
502
00:18:14,575 --> 00:18:17,103
? Oh, boo boo?
503
00:18:17,137 --> 00:18:18,718
? That's not a word?
504
00:18:18,753 --> 00:18:20,265
? Boo, boo, yo?
505
00:18:20,299 --> 00:18:22,330
Here, we can put the ritalin
antidote in these drinks
506
00:18:22,365 --> 00:18:24,494
And hand them out
to the children.
507
00:18:25,793 --> 00:18:27,956
? Boo boo boo-Dio?
508
00:18:29,688 --> 00:18:30,553
Oh, wasn't
that great son?
509
00:18:30,588 --> 00:18:32,251
It sure was, dad.
510
00:18:32,286 --> 00:18:34,448
It's so wonderful to be on the
same wavelength as our kids.
511
00:18:34,483 --> 00:18:37,045
Here you go, stan and
kyle, free drinks on me.
512
00:18:37,080 --> 00:18:39,607
Oh, thank you, chef,
how nice.
513
00:18:39,642 --> 00:18:45,270
And now, i'd like to sing the complex
and amazing song that won me the oscar.
514
00:18:45,702 --> 00:18:50,462
A song entitled,
you be in me.
515
00:18:51,328 --> 00:18:55,656
? You're inside of me?
516
00:18:56,521 --> 00:18:59,550
? Deep inside of me?
517
00:19:00,416 --> 00:19:06,675
? So deep in inside, i can feel
you pushing against my heart?
518
00:19:06,909 --> 00:19:08,207
Come on drink
it down, it's free.
519
00:19:08,639 --> 00:19:12,102
? You be inside of me?
520
00:19:12,137 --> 00:19:13,798
Arr...
oh noo!
521
00:19:13,833 --> 00:19:15,998
Get off me,
get off me!
522
00:19:16,430 --> 00:19:17,694
Somebody help.
523
00:19:17,728 --> 00:19:19,892
I feel... different.
524
00:19:19,928 --> 00:19:20,758
Yeah.
525
00:19:21,191 --> 00:19:22,489
Get off me
christina aguillera.
526
00:19:22,523 --> 00:19:24,670
Drink this, eric.
527
00:19:24,705 --> 00:19:26,626
God, help me.
528
00:19:26,662 --> 00:19:28,253
She's gone.
529
00:19:28,288 --> 00:19:30,366
Thank god.
530
00:19:30,401 --> 00:19:32,408
What makes...
531
00:19:32,443 --> 00:19:37,636
Wait a minute,
phil collin sucks ass!
532
00:19:38,070 --> 00:19:39,800
Yeah, what the hell
were we thinking?
533
00:19:39,836 --> 00:19:41,064
Boo!
534
00:19:41,099 --> 00:19:42,613
I think
it's working.
535
00:19:42,648 --> 00:19:44,094
Boo!
Boo! Boo!
536
00:19:44,129 --> 00:19:46,725
Shut your filthy holes
you little bastards!
537
00:19:46,760 --> 00:19:48,024
Get off the stage
phil collins!
538
00:19:48,457 --> 00:19:49,322
We want timmy!
539
00:19:49,357 --> 00:19:50,188
Yeah.
540
00:19:50,620 --> 00:19:51,884
You just want to
laugh at him.
541
00:19:51,920 --> 00:19:54,515
No, you see we learned
something today.
542
00:19:54,551 --> 00:19:56,048
Yeah sure,
we laughed at timmy,
543
00:19:56,083 --> 00:19:57,463
But what's wrong
with laughter?
544
00:19:57,499 --> 00:19:58,821
Just because
we laugh at something
545
00:19:58,856 --> 00:20:00,142
Doesn't mean we don't
care about it.
546
00:20:00,575 --> 00:20:02,306
Timmy made us smile and
playing made timmy smile,
547
00:20:02,341 --> 00:20:04,002
So where was
the harm in that?
548
00:20:04,038 --> 00:20:06,202
The people in the wrong, are the people
who think timmy should be protected
549
00:20:06,635 --> 00:20:07,932
And kept out of the
public's eye.
550
00:20:08,366 --> 00:20:09,629
The cool thing about
timmy being in a band
551
00:20:09,664 --> 00:20:12,261
Was that he was in your face,
and you had to deal with him.
552
00:20:12,296 --> 00:20:13,992
Whether you laughed
or cried or felt nothing.
553
00:20:14,026 --> 00:20:15,290
That's why
timmy rules.
554
00:20:15,722 --> 00:20:16,553
Yeah.
555
00:20:16,589 --> 00:20:17,455
Timmy, timmy!
556
00:20:17,887 --> 00:20:18,753
Timmy! Timmy! Timmy!
557
00:20:19,185 --> 00:20:20,483
Timmy!
Timmy! Timmy!
558
00:20:20,916 --> 00:20:23,513
Man it sucks not being
part of lollapalabala.
559
00:20:23,548 --> 00:20:24,777
Yeah.
560
00:20:24,811 --> 00:20:26,075
Hey dudes.
561
00:20:26,109 --> 00:20:27,372
Skylar, what are
you doing here?
562
00:20:27,408 --> 00:20:29,572
Isn't "reach for the skylar"
supposed to play soon?
563
00:20:29,608 --> 00:20:31,737
They booed phil collins
off the stage.
564
00:20:31,772 --> 00:20:33,000
Everyone is
chanting for
565
00:20:33,035 --> 00:20:35,163
"Timmy and the
lords of the underworld".
566
00:20:35,198 --> 00:20:37,796
So now that they want us
you think you can just
567
00:20:38,229 --> 00:20:39,960
Waltz back into our lives
and be in the band again?
568
00:20:39,995 --> 00:20:42,141
I don't expect
anything.
569
00:20:42,177 --> 00:20:44,252
Timmy, i just
wanted to say
570
00:20:44,287 --> 00:20:46,018
We had some pretty
rocking times, dude.
571
00:20:46,452 --> 00:20:49,049
And maybe i let fame and
phil collins go to my head.
572
00:20:49,083 --> 00:20:50,796
Timmy! Timmy! Timmy!
573
00:20:50,831 --> 00:20:52,511
Timmy!
Timmy! Timmy!
574
00:20:52,944 --> 00:20:54,675
Wow, they really are
chanting for us.
575
00:20:54,709 --> 00:20:55,973
They want us back.
576
00:20:56,405 --> 00:20:57,704
What do you say, timmy?
577
00:20:58,138 --> 00:20:59,401
Timmy.
578
00:20:59,435 --> 00:21:00,734
All right!
All right!
579
00:21:01,166 --> 00:21:02,897
Ladies and gentlemen,
without further ado
580
00:21:03,331 --> 00:21:08,524
It is my pleasure to introduce
the reunion tour oftimmy.
581
00:21:08,957 --> 00:21:12,420
Timmy and the lords
of the underworld.
582
00:21:15,449 --> 00:21:16,314
Timmy!
583
00:21:18,912 --> 00:21:19,742
Timmy!
584
00:21:19,776 --> 00:21:21,508
Yimmy- Yah!
585
00:21:26,269 --> 00:21:29,263
Timmy-Timmy.
586
00:21:29,298 --> 00:21:31,246
? And the lords of
the underworld?
587
00:21:31,281 --> 00:21:33,193
Put me down
you filthy bastards!
588
00:21:33,627 --> 00:21:35,323
Ah... arrr!
589
00:21:35,357 --> 00:21:37,523
Timmy, liv-A-Lar!
590
00:21:39,253 --> 00:21:40,983
Boo cha ka...
591
00:21:42,282 --> 00:21:44,446
Timmy, timmy, timmy.
592
00:21:46,177 --> 00:21:49,605
Timmy.
593
00:21:49,640 --> 00:21:51,804
? And the lords of
the underworld?
594
00:21:53,535 --> 00:21:56,097
? Darkness fills
my heart with pain?
595
00:21:56,132 --> 00:21:57,863
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596
00:21:57,898 --> 00:22:00,027
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597
00:00:00,798 --> 00:00:02,294
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