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? I'm going down
to south park?
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? Gonna have
myself a time?
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? Friendly faces
everywhere?
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? Humble folks
without temptation?
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? Going down
to south park?
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? Gonna leave my
woes behind?
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? Ample parking
day or night?
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? People spouting
"howdy neighbor"?
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? Headed on up
to south park?
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? Gonna see if
i can't unwind?
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? So come on down
to south park?
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? And meet some
friends of mine?
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Okay, is everyone
ready to go?
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Oh, i'm so excited.
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I've always wanted to see
"cirque du cheville".
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Me too, we were lucky
to get tickets.
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Come on boys,
we're gonna be late!
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Oh, don't they
look precious!
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Why do we have to
dress up?
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Isn't this just a circus with
elephants and lions and stupid clowns?
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No stanley, cirque du cheville
is french canadian.
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They get acrobats and singers
from all over the world
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And do very
artistic things.
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Ahh...!
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Why the hell do you wanna
take these boys
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To see that "fufu"
french theater crap?!
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You're gonna turn them
into "poofters".
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Dad, stanley needs
to see the arts.
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Well, he, doesn't need
to see a bunch of frogs
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Prance around in
tights and makeup
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Wrapping their peckers
around each other's faces!
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Come on everybody,
let's go.
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Close your eyes and
cover your ears, billy!
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Remember, you're a man!
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Oh, this is so exciting.
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Oh, look at the
funny clown, stanley.
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Where?
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Oh, no.
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Ah, very funny,
thank you, goodbye.
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No, thank you.
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Go away, please.
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He doesn't want your dumb-Ass
umbrella, clown, beat it!
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Ow!
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You didn't know that was
gonna happen, did you, stanley?
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Oh god,
that was so funny!
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Oh man, somebody stop my guts
from bursting out of my sides.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
please no smoking
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And no flash photography
duringcirque du cheville.
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Cirque du che-Blehh.
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Ooh-Ho, we've reached
fagtrack and bob, captain.
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Eric, shh!
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How long does
this thing last?
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Two hours.
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Awww!
Awww!
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Ooh, these are the contorting
quintuplets from romania.
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Woo hoo!
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What, what- Another
gay guy in feathers?
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Wow!
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Damn, dude!
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Oh, yay!
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Oh, that was
wonderful.
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Yes, too bad that was their
last show or i'd go see it again.
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Those contorting
romanian chicks ruled.
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Yeah, especially that
second one from the left,
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She was fine.
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Cartman, what the hell
you're talking about?
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They're identical!
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Not that second one from the
left, she had it going on!
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Don't forget to buy
your souvenirs, folks.
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Damn, dude, you see how much
money this place is raking in?
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Yeah, i could prance around
in tights and sing opera too
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For that kind of cash.
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Hey, we should start our own
cirque du cheville.
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Yeah, this one's moving out
of town, so we could take over.
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Let's go practice.
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Hurry up, girls.
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We must bundle up
against the cold.
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Did we do good
final show, grandmama?
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Very good, my girls.
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I only wish it weren't
your last show.
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I love this country
so very much.
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Mrs. Vladchik,
it is time.
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It is time
to return to romania.
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Yes, yes, of course.
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Just give me one second
to finish getting them ready.
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This way, girls, quickly.
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Why are we going out
the window, grandmama?
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Your mother did not want you
to grow up in romania.
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This is our only chance.
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Mrs. Vladchik?
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They're trying to defect!
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We need a boat.
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Where to, mack?
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Follow that boat.
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Ow!
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Heh-Heh, heh-Heh...
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Ahhh!
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Dude, this isn't working.
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It's kenny's singing.
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Huh?
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Yeah, kenny,
you have to sing better.
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I'm singing
as good as i can!
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Well, it's not
good enough, kenny.
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You have to get better,
try again!
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Aha, i knew it.
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They turned you
into poofters.
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There's nowhere to go,
mrs. Vladchik, pull over!
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Okay, girls,
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Did we do good,
grandmama?
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Very good, gracas.
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I'm tired, grandpa.
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No, billy, you're gonna stay
here and watch more "macgyver".
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We're gotta get all the
frenchy-Fu fag nasties outta ya.
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Who the hell would be
ringing the doorbell
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This time of night?
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I don't know...
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Whoa!
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We are very sorry
to disturb you.
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My granddaughters
are cold and tired.
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Is there any possibility we could
pay you for a place to sleep?
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You're from
cirque du cheville.
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Yes, we...
missed our train.
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If we could shelter here,
it would only be for one night.
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Well...
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Well, of course you can,
come in out of the snow.
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Oh, thank you
so much!
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There's some spare
bedrooms upstairs, mrs...
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Vladchik.
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That grandma's not
a bad piece of ass.
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Eww, dad, not
in front of stanley.
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Well, it's good for him.
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Hello and welcome to "singing
like bocelli for dummies".
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Lesson one:
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Lesson two:
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Good.
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And now we'll do the
entire piece conte partiro.
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Conte partiro?
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Got everything
you need there, do you?
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Yes, you've all been so kind
to my little granddaughters.
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They're quite agile
little things, aren't they?
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Yes, as i was
back in my day.
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I was a
contortionist too.
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You don't say?
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Yes.
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You... remember any of
that stuff, do ya?
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Oh... man.
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Ohhh...
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And now lesson four, the
complete works of mozart.
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Let's begin.
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Gah!
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What should we do,
randy?
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I like these
romanians, fine,
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But i hope that old woman isn't
planning on staying here much longer.
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Yeah, it's 11:00 and
she's still sleeping.
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Poor, dear,
must be tired.
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You're damn right
she's tired.
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Huh?
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Oh nothin', she's just gonna
have a little trouble
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Walkin' today is all.
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Hurry up, you guys.
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What's going on?
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Dude, you're not
gonna believe this.
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What?
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Hello.
Hello.
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Hi.
Hello.
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No way, the bitches from
cirque du che-Blah!
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Yeah, they're quintuplets
from romania.
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What's a quintuplet?
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We are twins, except there are
five of us instead of two.
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But, there's only
four of you.
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No no, natalia is just playing
mirror buddies with nadia.
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Hello!
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So, if you're identical, does
that mean you all think alike?
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No, don't be ridiculous!
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Will you guys be
in our cirque du cheville?
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You have your own?
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Kenny has to get
better at singing first.
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Hey!
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But, as soon as he
starts singing better,
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We're all gonna
make bank!
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Okay.
Sounds good.
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Count me in.
Okay.
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Oh, and me.
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Alright!
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Alright, we've gotta
figure out what to do.
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I'm gonna go
wake her up.
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Hello, mrs...
mrs. Old romanian woman...
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Ma'am?
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A little tuckered, is she?
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No, dad.
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A little cottony
in the crotch?
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No dad, she's dead!
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What?
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Oh, dear jesus!
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00:09:42,094 --> 00:09:44,257
It looks like she
had a heart attack.
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No wonder she didn't
say goodnight.
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Eww!
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Okay, hold it,
hold it.
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Ow!
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I don't know how to
tell them, you tell them.
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00:09:54,244 --> 00:09:56,371
Uh, girls,
we have some bad news.
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What?
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00:09:57,670 --> 00:10:03,295
Umm... everyone who has
a grandma, step forward.
205
00:10:04,159 --> 00:10:05,890
Uh, not so fast girls.
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00:10:09,784 --> 00:10:11,048
Randy!
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00:10:11,083 --> 00:10:13,678
Grandmama is dead?
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00:10:14,111 --> 00:10:15,842
What are we
going to do now?
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00:10:15,877 --> 00:10:18,403
Hey guys, come here.
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00:10:18,438 --> 00:10:21,033
This is
totally awesome.
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00:10:21,466 --> 00:10:21,899
What?
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00:10:22,331 --> 00:10:23,162
How can
you say that?
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00:10:23,197 --> 00:10:24,063
Because now we can
convince them to stay here
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00:10:24,494 --> 00:10:26,658
And now our circus
will kick ass.
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00:10:26,693 --> 00:10:27,921
Oh yeah!
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00:10:27,956 --> 00:10:30,119
Mom, dad, can the quints stay
with us, please, can they?
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00:10:30,154 --> 00:10:31,383
Well, stanley,
it's not really-
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00:10:31,418 --> 00:10:33,580
They have nowhere
else to go, please!
219
00:10:33,615 --> 00:10:35,744
Well, for the time being,
i, i mean...
220
00:10:35,779 --> 00:10:37,474
Of course
they can stay.
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00:10:37,509 --> 00:10:39,170
Hooray!
222
00:10:39,205 --> 00:10:42,199
Tom, i'm standing
at the home in south park
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Where five precious little girls
have been rescued from romania.
224
00:10:46,163 --> 00:10:47,824
Their mother passed away
some months ago
225
00:10:47,859 --> 00:10:50,887
And then their grandmother died
trying to bring them here.
226
00:10:50,922 --> 00:10:52,583
But all is well now
and people are coming
227
00:10:52,618 --> 00:10:54,781
From all over the country
to view the little tykes.
228
00:10:54,816 --> 00:10:56,945
If you'd like to come down
and see the quintuplets
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00:10:57,377 --> 00:10:58,640
Admission is only
five dollars.
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00:10:58,675 --> 00:11:01,271
And for a few dollars more,
you can feed them fish sticks.
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00:11:01,305 --> 00:11:02,136
Mmm!
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00:11:02,569 --> 00:11:03,867
Tom, it looks like
these cute little girls
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00:11:04,300 --> 00:11:07,328
Have made it out of that armpit
of a country they call romania.
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00:11:07,761 --> 00:11:11,439
Yes, luckily for them,
these quintuplets no longer
235
00:11:11,473 --> 00:11:15,116
Have to live in romania,
the asshole of the world.
236
00:11:15,151 --> 00:11:16,215
Back to you, tom.
237
00:11:16,250 --> 00:11:17,245
This is not good.
238
00:11:17,280 --> 00:11:19,443
It makes our country
look poor and stupid.
239
00:11:19,478 --> 00:11:21,174
This could kill
our tourism.
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00:11:21,606 --> 00:11:23,734
You know what to do.
241
00:11:23,769 --> 00:11:28,096
Alright, kenny, let's start
with some warm-Up exercises.
242
00:11:34,153 --> 00:11:35,018
Well, what do you think?
243
00:11:35,451 --> 00:11:36,749
Can you help him
become a better singer?
244
00:11:36,784 --> 00:11:38,445
Well, he's got potential.
245
00:11:38,479 --> 00:11:40,210
Depends on how good
he wants to be.
246
00:11:40,245 --> 00:11:41,474
Very, very good!
247
00:11:41,509 --> 00:11:43,637
Well, if you want
to be arealsinger
248
00:11:43,672 --> 00:11:45,835
You need to go to
a conservatory in europe,
249
00:11:45,870 --> 00:11:47,133
There's just
no other alternative.
250
00:11:47,168 --> 00:11:47,963
Europe?
251
00:11:47,998 --> 00:11:49,262
We can't
afford that.
252
00:11:49,297 --> 00:11:51,459
Well, then i'm afraid your
son will always be a hack.
253
00:11:51,494 --> 00:11:52,723
Nnn...
254
00:11:52,758 --> 00:11:54,454
Well, kenny, if it
means that much to you,
255
00:11:54,489 --> 00:11:57,950
Maybe we can bus it to europe and
you can sing on the way to make money.
256
00:11:58,383 --> 00:11:59,212
Yeah!
257
00:11:59,247 --> 00:12:02,277
Randy, randy, you better
have a look at this.
258
00:12:02,312 --> 00:12:03,972
What?
259
00:12:04,007 --> 00:12:06,170
...until the u.S. Government
received this video
260
00:12:06,205 --> 00:12:08,333
Which was sent from romania
just hours ago.
261
00:12:08,368 --> 00:12:10,462
Hello, this is
romanian father.
262
00:12:10,497 --> 00:12:13,525
I am desperate to have my
girls returned to me in romania.
263
00:12:13,560 --> 00:12:14,391
Uh-Oh.
264
00:12:14,824 --> 00:12:15,688
That's your dad?
265
00:12:16,121 --> 00:12:16,952
Maybe.
266
00:12:16,987 --> 00:12:19,150
We haven't seen papa
for more than five years.
267
00:12:19,184 --> 00:12:20,448
How i miss them all-
268
00:12:20,483 --> 00:12:21,746
Little nada-
269
00:12:22,179 --> 00:12:23,009
Nadia!
270
00:12:23,044 --> 00:12:24,342
Nadia,
my sweet barsca.
271
00:12:24,377 --> 00:12:25,640
Bartonia!
272
00:12:26,073 --> 00:12:28,201
Bartonia- Anyway, my heart
is aching for their return.
273
00:12:28,236 --> 00:12:31,265
I know the american government
will do us right, thank you.
274
00:12:31,299 --> 00:12:33,878
Oh no, dude, if he they get
sent back to romania,
275
00:12:33,913 --> 00:12:36,421
We'll never get our
cirque du cheville going!
276
00:12:36,456 --> 00:12:38,620
Mom, dad, you're not gonna
send them back, are you?
277
00:12:38,655 --> 00:12:41,216
Well, i think
we... have to.
278
00:12:41,251 --> 00:12:42,531
Don't we?
279
00:12:42,566 --> 00:12:43,777
I don't know.
280
00:12:43,811 --> 00:12:45,542
You don't wanna go back
to stinky romania, do you?
281
00:12:45,577 --> 00:12:46,373
It sucks there!
282
00:12:46,408 --> 00:12:47,706
Yeah, america
is so much cooler.
283
00:12:48,138 --> 00:12:50,301
In romania they just oppress
you and try to bring you down.
284
00:12:50,336 --> 00:12:52,464
We'll have to call the police
and see what they want us to do.
285
00:12:52,897 --> 00:12:54,161
Damn, we might be
screwed.
286
00:12:54,196 --> 00:12:56,791
No, we've just gotta convince these
chicks that america kicks the ass
287
00:12:56,826 --> 00:12:57,657
Out of every
other country.
288
00:12:58,089 --> 00:12:58,955
Come on!
289
00:13:08,906 --> 00:13:12,800
You see in america,
we have log rides...
290
00:13:17,126 --> 00:13:19,723
Bacon double cheeseburgers!
291
00:13:24,914 --> 00:13:27,078
Sheep shearing contests.
292
00:13:27,113 --> 00:13:28,809
Yeah, woo hoo!
293
00:13:32,703 --> 00:13:34,866
And shopping malls!
294
00:13:35,298 --> 00:13:36,597
Yay!
295
00:13:38,327 --> 00:13:40,491
Woo hoo!
296
00:13:41,788 --> 00:13:43,051
Mrs. Janet reno,
297
00:13:43,086 --> 00:13:46,115
You must understand the father
has right to his children.
298
00:13:46,150 --> 00:13:48,278
Yes, but the girls seem
to wanna stay here.
299
00:13:48,711 --> 00:13:50,441
Why don't you all
stay here in america
300
00:13:50,476 --> 00:13:52,172
And this whole thing
can go away?
301
00:13:52,207 --> 00:13:53,038
Okay.
302
00:13:53,470 --> 00:13:54,768
Our home is romania.
303
00:13:54,803 --> 00:13:56,031
We love it there!
304
00:13:56,066 --> 00:13:58,194
Ah, yes,
we love it there.
305
00:13:58,229 --> 00:14:00,393
If daughters will not
return on their own
306
00:14:00,428 --> 00:14:02,123
You must force them
to return.
307
00:14:02,556 --> 00:14:04,719
Gentlemen, this has to be
handled very delicately.
308
00:14:04,754 --> 00:14:06,882
You don't understand
americans' power to protest.
309
00:14:07,315 --> 00:14:08,146
Protest?
310
00:14:08,181 --> 00:14:09,911
Look, people have it
so good in america
311
00:14:09,946 --> 00:14:11,607
That they get bored
very easily.
312
00:14:11,642 --> 00:14:14,237
And when people get bored
they start protesting things.
313
00:14:14,272 --> 00:14:15,103
Ohh!
314
00:14:15,536 --> 00:14:16,834
But i want to assure you
and the romanian people
315
00:14:17,267 --> 00:14:20,079
That we're going to do
everything in our power
316
00:14:20,113 --> 00:14:22,891
To make this all
as confusing as possible.
317
00:14:25,055 --> 00:14:26,352
Let the quints stay!
318
00:14:26,387 --> 00:14:27,650
Romania is gay!
319
00:14:28,083 --> 00:14:29,381
Let the
quints stay!
320
00:14:29,416 --> 00:14:30,679
Romania is gay!
321
00:14:31,111 --> 00:14:33,807
Fur is murder,
fur is murder!
322
00:14:33,842 --> 00:14:36,504
Oh, what are we
protesting here?
323
00:14:36,538 --> 00:14:37,935
Romania sucks.
324
00:14:37,970 --> 00:14:39,332
Oh, let's see...
325
00:14:39,765 --> 00:14:41,028
Here we go.
326
00:14:41,063 --> 00:14:43,659
Romania sucks,
romania sucks...!
327
00:14:44,091 --> 00:14:44,957
Oh my god...
328
00:14:45,390 --> 00:14:47,085
I didn't know this was going
to become such a big deal.
329
00:14:47,120 --> 00:14:49,283
That'll teach us for taking an
old lady and her granddaughters
330
00:14:49,318 --> 00:14:50,547
Out of the cold.
331
00:14:50,582 --> 00:14:52,312
Attention people
inside the house:
332
00:14:52,745 --> 00:14:55,340
You must return the quintuplets
to their father.
333
00:14:55,375 --> 00:14:57,304
You have until...
334
00:14:57,339 --> 00:14:59,200
Oh yeah, that's good.
335
00:14:59,234 --> 00:15:01,831
You have until
easter sunday to comply.
336
00:15:01,866 --> 00:15:02,661
Boo.
337
00:15:02,696 --> 00:15:04,210
Boo!
338
00:15:04,245 --> 00:15:06,499
What?
339
00:15:06,534 --> 00:15:08,718
Get em!
340
00:15:08,753 --> 00:15:09,784
Okay,
let's try it again.
341
00:15:09,819 --> 00:15:10,882
Hup!
342
00:15:10,917 --> 00:15:11,998
Alright!
343
00:15:12,033 --> 00:15:13,045
Stan, we-
344
00:15:13,080 --> 00:15:14,343
Stanley, we have
some bad news.
345
00:15:14,378 --> 00:15:16,974
The courts have decided the
girls must go back to romania.
346
00:15:17,009 --> 00:15:18,237
No, they can't!
347
00:15:18,272 --> 00:15:19,569
We've convinced them that
they want to stay in america.
348
00:15:20,002 --> 00:15:21,300
Yeah, we showed them
amusement parks and malls.
349
00:15:21,335 --> 00:15:22,599
How can you expect them
to go back now?
350
00:15:23,031 --> 00:15:23,896
I'm sorry, boys,
351
00:15:24,329 --> 00:15:26,492
But janet reno is having them
taken away on easter sunday.
352
00:15:26,527 --> 00:15:27,790
We don't have a choice.
353
00:15:27,825 --> 00:15:28,655
Sorry, girls.
354
00:15:29,088 --> 00:15:30,819
Now what do we do?
355
00:15:34,713 --> 00:15:36,408
Tom, it is now
easter morning
356
00:15:36,443 --> 00:15:37,706
And as the u.S. Government
promised,
357
00:15:37,741 --> 00:15:41,167
They are here to take the girls
back to their father in romania.
358
00:15:41,202 --> 00:15:47,093
Rumor has it that janet reno herself
will be extraditing the quintuplets.
359
00:15:47,260 --> 00:15:48,558
Alright, miss reno,
let's go over the plan.
360
00:15:48,593 --> 00:15:49,821
Right!
361
00:15:49,856 --> 00:15:51,552
We'll drop you in the northwest
corner of the backyard.
362
00:15:51,587 --> 00:15:53,750
You hop into the back of the
house and find the quintuplets.
363
00:15:54,182 --> 00:15:55,048
When you see them,
you say:
364
00:15:55,481 --> 00:15:58,041
Hello, girls,
i'm the easter bunny.
365
00:15:58,076 --> 00:16:00,672
Good, and then hand them the
easter eggs filled with tear gas.
366
00:16:00,707 --> 00:16:02,636
Are you ready?
Ready.
367
00:16:02,671 --> 00:16:04,567
Go blue!
Go blue!
368
00:16:14,518 --> 00:16:17,546
Yes, we would like very much to have
you here at the romanian music school.
369
00:16:17,581 --> 00:16:18,376
Woo hoo!
370
00:16:18,411 --> 00:16:19,675
How much is all this
gonna cost?
371
00:16:19,710 --> 00:16:22,738
Don't worry, miss mccormack,
romania is very poor country.
372
00:16:22,773 --> 00:16:24,434
Apartments are cheap,
food is cheap.
373
00:16:24,469 --> 00:16:27,280
Everything is cheap because
we are so goddamn poor.
374
00:16:27,315 --> 00:16:30,093
Yes, your 200 american dollars
will last months here.
375
00:16:30,128 --> 00:16:31,841
Wow, what a great country.
376
00:16:31,876 --> 00:16:33,554
Everybody's poor like us.
377
00:16:33,589 --> 00:16:34,853
Yeah!
378
00:16:36,151 --> 00:16:40,045
Hello, girls,
i'm the easter bunny.
379
00:16:42,640 --> 00:16:43,506
Happy easter, kids.
380
00:16:43,939 --> 00:16:46,534
Come see what
i brought for ya.
381
00:16:48,698 --> 00:16:50,428
Hey, terence,
i think i have to fart.
382
00:16:50,861 --> 00:16:52,375
Wait, before you do...
383
00:16:52,410 --> 00:16:53,889
Oh, look,
an easter egg!
384
00:16:53,924 --> 00:16:54,888
Oh, sh-
385
00:16:56,053 --> 00:16:58,649
That's it,
let's move move move!
386
00:16:59,514 --> 00:17:00,380
Give us the kid now!
387
00:17:00,415 --> 00:17:01,643
Now!
388
00:17:01,678 --> 00:17:03,408
Down on the floor,
down on the goddamn floor!
389
00:17:03,443 --> 00:17:04,671
Find them!
390
00:17:04,706 --> 00:17:08,168
This is a bust,
hand over the quints!
391
00:17:09,466 --> 00:17:10,763
Hand over the children-
Happy easter-
392
00:17:10,798 --> 00:17:12,295
Hand over the children!
393
00:17:12,330 --> 00:17:13,793
What the hell's
goin' on?
394
00:17:13,828 --> 00:17:14,622
Freeze, asshole.
395
00:17:14,657 --> 00:17:16,388
Oh, go ahead and shoot me,
i dare ya!
396
00:17:16,423 --> 00:17:17,651
Don't push me, man.
397
00:17:17,686 --> 00:17:18,984
Pull the trigger,
you little pussy.
398
00:17:19,019 --> 00:17:20,515
Dahhh!
399
00:17:20,550 --> 00:17:22,363
Gun, gun!
400
00:17:22,398 --> 00:17:23,719
Down, down!
401
00:17:23,754 --> 00:17:25,041
Riot, riot!
402
00:17:25,474 --> 00:17:27,637
Pepper spray,
pepper spray!
403
00:17:39,319 --> 00:17:41,915
Dammit, now i'm never gonna
have my own circus.
404
00:17:51,866 --> 00:17:54,030
Oh, your son is so
talented miss mccormack.
405
00:17:54,065 --> 00:17:55,760
The people of romania
love him.
406
00:17:56,193 --> 00:17:57,023
Good job, kenny.
407
00:17:57,058 --> 00:17:59,654
Miss mccormack, we would love
for you and your son
408
00:17:59,689 --> 00:18:01,818
To stay here in romania...
with us.
409
00:18:02,250 --> 00:18:03,514
Will you consider it?
410
00:18:03,548 --> 00:18:04,811
What do you think, kenny?
411
00:18:04,846 --> 00:18:07,010
You'd have to leave your
friends and family behind.
412
00:18:07,045 --> 00:18:07,874
Sure!
413
00:18:08,307 --> 00:18:09,605
Alright!
414
00:18:10,471 --> 00:18:12,201
Oh, randy, it's gone.
415
00:18:12,634 --> 00:18:13,464
It's all gone.
416
00:18:13,499 --> 00:18:14,763
Dude, what the
hell happened?
417
00:18:14,798 --> 00:18:16,095
Government came
and got the quintuplets.
418
00:18:16,528 --> 00:18:17,791
No more cirque
du cheville for us.
419
00:18:17,826 --> 00:18:19,557
Dammit, how come every time
we get a sweet idea
420
00:18:19,591 --> 00:18:20,854
The government has to
screw it up?
421
00:18:21,287 --> 00:18:22,585
Yeah, well not this time.
422
00:18:22,620 --> 00:18:23,416
Huh?
423
00:18:23,451 --> 00:18:24,748
We just gotta get that
angry mob back on our side.
424
00:18:24,783 --> 00:18:26,444
Alright, everybody,
listen up!
425
00:18:26,479 --> 00:18:28,642
Those bastards broke in here
and took those poor quintuplets
426
00:18:29,075 --> 00:18:30,373
To the mayor's office
downtown.
427
00:18:30,408 --> 00:18:31,637
But they haven't won yet.
428
00:18:31,672 --> 00:18:33,402
I say we all go over
to the mayor's office
429
00:18:33,437 --> 00:18:35,133
And demand to see
the quintuplets right now!
430
00:18:35,168 --> 00:18:38,992
Hmm... yeah...
431
00:18:39,027 --> 00:18:42,055
I don't know, i usually like
to stop protesting by 5:30.
432
00:18:42,090 --> 00:18:43,786
Yeah, do we get
overtime for this?
433
00:18:44,219 --> 00:18:45,949
Uh sure,
you all get overtime.
434
00:18:45,984 --> 00:18:46,814
Alright!
Yeah!
435
00:18:47,247 --> 00:18:49,843
Down with japan!
Get 'em!
436
00:18:52,871 --> 00:18:55,468
Alright, we just need to get a few more
pictures of the girls reunited with their father
437
00:18:55,503 --> 00:18:57,198
So that everyone
knows they're happy.
438
00:18:57,233 --> 00:18:59,327
Come on girls, smile.
439
00:18:59,362 --> 00:19:01,092
We want you
to look happy, smile.
440
00:19:01,127 --> 00:19:02,355
Look at the silly frog.
441
00:19:02,390 --> 00:19:04,986
Who's got the silly frog,
look at him, i've got-
442
00:19:05,021 --> 00:19:08,448
Look at him,
it's so silly, i'm so silly.
443
00:19:09,745 --> 00:19:13,206
Ah, hello, this is kenny's dad
back in america.
444
00:19:13,241 --> 00:19:14,504
I miss my son
very much.
445
00:19:14,937 --> 00:19:16,633
I would like to see him
returned to me
446
00:19:16,668 --> 00:19:19,264
So that the u.S. Government
will buy me a new car and-
447
00:19:19,299 --> 00:19:20,094
Ow!
448
00:19:20,129 --> 00:19:22,725
I mean, because i miss
my son very much.
449
00:19:22,760 --> 00:19:24,889
Man.
450
00:19:26,186 --> 00:19:27,484
Hey, we wanna
see the quintuplets.
451
00:19:27,519 --> 00:19:28,748
You can't see them, boys.
452
00:19:28,783 --> 00:19:30,513
They're happily reunited
with their father.
453
00:19:31,811 --> 00:19:33,542
Come on, angry mob.
454
00:19:34,839 --> 00:19:36,968
Ahhh!
455
00:19:37,003 --> 00:19:39,166
Alright, it is time for us
to return to romania.
456
00:19:39,201 --> 00:19:40,464
What is that?
457
00:19:40,897 --> 00:19:42,195
It's the protestors,
they're back.
458
00:19:42,230 --> 00:19:43,458
Goddammit.
459
00:19:43,493 --> 00:19:44,791
We'll take care
of them, come on!
460
00:19:44,826 --> 00:19:45,890
Let's move, move!
461
00:19:45,925 --> 00:19:46,954
C'mon, c'mon!
462
00:19:48,685 --> 00:19:49,982
This is government
property.
463
00:19:50,017 --> 00:19:53,012
You ruined my house!
464
00:19:54,742 --> 00:19:56,005
What are you
doing, nadia?
465
00:19:56,040 --> 00:19:59,068
I'm calling the only person
in the world who can help us.
466
00:20:04,693 --> 00:20:05,524
Take that.
467
00:20:05,559 --> 00:20:07,687
Stop it, stop it,
stop it!
468
00:20:07,722 --> 00:20:10,318
All of you are
acting like idiots.
469
00:20:10,750 --> 00:20:11,581
Yeah!
470
00:20:11,616 --> 00:20:12,879
None of you
care about us.
471
00:20:12,914 --> 00:20:14,644
You only care about
yourselves.
472
00:20:14,679 --> 00:20:15,907
Look at you, father.
473
00:20:15,942 --> 00:20:17,889
You walked out on us
five years ago
474
00:20:17,924 --> 00:20:19,836
And now you act like
you miss ussomuch.
475
00:20:19,871 --> 00:20:21,567
You are a liar
and a fake.
476
00:20:21,602 --> 00:20:22,831
Yeah, you suck, dude.
477
00:20:22,865 --> 00:20:25,677
And you romanian leaders-
You don't care about us!
478
00:20:25,712 --> 00:20:28,490
All you care about is making
america look stupid.
479
00:20:28,525 --> 00:20:30,186
Yeah, you guys
are dicks.
480
00:20:30,221 --> 00:20:32,816
And you protestors
- Don't you have anything better to do?
481
00:20:32,851 --> 00:20:34,547
Get a life!
482
00:20:34,582 --> 00:20:35,377
Yeah!
483
00:20:35,412 --> 00:20:36,710
And you boys
are the worst of all.
484
00:20:37,143 --> 00:20:37,973
Huh? Huh?
485
00:20:38,008 --> 00:20:39,703
You know nothing
about romania
486
00:20:39,738 --> 00:20:42,300
And yet you assume
america is so much better.
487
00:20:42,335 --> 00:20:45,796
Maybe romania isn't as nice
as america, but it is our home.
488
00:20:46,229 --> 00:20:47,095
We are romanian.
489
00:20:47,526 --> 00:20:50,556
All you care about
is your own stupid circus.
490
00:20:52,286 --> 00:20:53,368
Where are you going, girls?
491
00:20:53,402 --> 00:20:54,450
The only
place we can go.
492
00:20:54,882 --> 00:20:56,577
We are going on oprah
and then a book tour.
493
00:20:56,612 --> 00:21:00,074
Yes, you can all kiss our
little white romanian asses.
494
00:21:03,536 --> 00:21:05,698
Oh well, doing our own circus
was a dumb idea anyways.
495
00:21:05,733 --> 00:21:06,962
Yeah, screw them!
496
00:21:06,997 --> 00:21:08,294
Kenny was never gonna
get his singing right anyway.
497
00:21:08,727 --> 00:21:09,990
Whatever happened
to kenny?
498
00:21:10,025 --> 00:21:14,750
Let kenny stay,
let kenny stay...!
499
00:21:14,785 --> 00:21:17,380
Alright people, the father
wants his son returned to him.
500
00:21:17,415 --> 00:21:18,844
Hand him over to us.
501
00:21:18,879 --> 00:21:19,942
Boo!
502
00:21:19,977 --> 00:21:21,491
Shut up, romanians.
503
00:21:21,526 --> 00:21:23,130
Alright, let's go.
504
00:21:23,165 --> 00:21:24,735
Move move move!
505
00:21:27,765 --> 00:21:29,062
Hand over the boy, now!
506
00:21:29,097 --> 00:21:30,325
Okay, okay.
507
00:21:30,360 --> 00:21:32,523
I mean it, lady,
you've got about-
508
00:21:32,956 --> 00:21:34,254
Whoops.
509
00:21:35,552 --> 00:21:38,581
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