Original subtitles

Princess Lover ! 「Picture Drama ④」

And so, the all-girls swimming contest with nipslips included

will now begin!

The truth is, there's been something on my mind for awhile.

What's wrong, Seika-san? It's not like you to be that quiet.

This is certainly out of character for Houjouin. What could be the matter?

It's... how should I say it...?

The two of you, and I suppose Yuu-san too...

are "that," right?

"That"?

Yes, "that."

I don't know what you're referring to.

Me! Me Me! I know what it is!

Don't you get it?

The three of us... aren't Japanese!

That's right, you're all from foreign countries.

Charl's a princess from Hazelrink, and Sylvie's a noble from Flemmish.

Yuu-san is...

...Japanese, no matter how you look at her!

Whoa, perfect segue to a comeback.

Be careful, Houjouin.

Foreigners might not understand comebacks,

and you'll be misunderstood.

I understand.

So, what is "that," anyway?

Breasts...

Breasts?

Breasts?

Don't all three of you have big breasts?

They're kind of... "bouncy," aren't they?

Compared to yours, mine are...

kind of "compact."

"Compact"?

You could call them "budding."

"Budding"?

However you say it, you three have big breasts!

I can understand in your cases,

since you two are foreigners.

But Yuu-san's Japanese, just like I am!

So why is she "bouncy" while I'm "compact"?

Houjouin, is this what you were talking about?

You wanted to say "My breasts are small"; is that it?

Argh, why'd you have to come out and say it?

What's so bad about that? I'd call mine "heavy," rather than "big."

That's right! Yours are the perfect size for your build.

I'm not convinced by that patronizing tone of yours.

But the thought occurred to me:

"What's so great about big boobs?"

Hmm?

Breasts alone aren't enough. What's important is the entire body.

The entire body?

That's right. Despite how I look, I'm a charismatic model.

I have confidence in the proportions of my entire body. Get it?

I understand. I understand all too well.

I see where you're coming from.

So, Sylvie, shall we have some tea before we go home?

Yes, let's.

Yeah, see you at school tomorrow.

Hey, something's not right here!

Wow, another well-timed comeback. I'm almost getting the hang of them.

I challenge you!

You challenge us?

A swimsuit showdown!

I call it, "The All-Girls Swimsuit Competition"!

I foresaw this development, so I have already made the arrangements.

It's the ocean!

Ah, the ocean in Japan is... how should I say it...

it's tuna-colored.

What an incomparable comparison.

Still, this feels different from the usual scenery. It's like a photograph.

When it came time to make these extras,

the production studio was already busy with their next show.

It would've been hard to draw all-new backgrounds.

Anyway, I challenge you!

Yaay, I can't wait! But what do we do, exactly?

What else would you do in a swimsuit competition?

A cavalry battle!

Aha! The match of the century has begun!

Charlotte Hazelrink-san, Sylvia Van Hossen-san,

Houjouin Seika-san, and Fujikura Yuu-san square off for a cavalry battle!

I have no idea how a cavalry battle is supposed to determine

whose proportions are superior.

Plus, with only four people,

it's more of a piggyback battle than a cavalry battle.

By the way, the one bringing you the play-by-play is I, Nezu Haruhiko!

♪Coconut Rockers♪

What have we here!? With Sylvia-san as her horse, Charlotte-san attacks!

The Fujikura-Houjouin team is driven back!

Oh, look out, look out!

Charlotte-san's unmistakably aiming for the swimsuit—!

Ah~

That was an accident~!

Noo~!

Time to settle the score!

Oh ho, this means war!

Who will emerge victorious?

In order to avoid a repeat of last time,

the Houjouin team are keeping their distance.

Run away, run away!

The Charl & Sylvia-san team are in pursuit!

Oh, they're about to catch them!

Aaah! Getting caught was their strategy!

Right when they were about to get caught,

they turned around and went for Charlotte-san's swimsuit!

Noo~!

That was an accident!

Nooo...

And next up is Sylvia-san's!

Don't look!

Dooon't looook....

What's this?!

Even though they're on the same team,

Houjouin has ripped off Fujikura-san's swimsuit!

Kya!

Kyaaa~

This is incredible!

Let me be the first to say it:

the match may not have been decided, but there are only winners here!

There you have it. We were all winners today.

That's right!

So being big or small doesn't matter, right?

Yes.

I feel so refreshed.

Oh, I've seen this in drama shows.

At times like this, you turn towards the ocean and yell, right?

Oh, is that so?

I suppose that does happen.

Well, should we act like teenagers, then?

That sounds nice!

No objections.

I will also--

All right, here goes...

Yahoo~!

Yahoo!

We're not in the mountains!

Shoot, another missed comeback opportunity.

Comebacks are hard, aren't they?

Yeah!

This has been the swimsuit contest with nipslips included.

I hope you've enjoyed it.

Goodbye, and see you next time!