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Princess Lover !
「Picture Drama ④」
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And so, the all-girls swimming contest with nipslips included
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will now begin!
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The truth is, there's been something on my mind for awhile.
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What's wrong, Seika-san? It's not like you to be that quiet.
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This is certainly out of character for Houjouin. What could be the matter?
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It's... how should I say it...?
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The two of you, and I suppose Yuu-san too...
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are "that," right?
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"That"?
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Yes, "that."
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I don't know what you're referring to.
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Me! Me Me! I know what it is!
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Don't you get it?
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The three of us... aren't Japanese!
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That's right, you're all from foreign countries.
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Charl's a princess from Hazelrink, and Sylvie's a noble from Flemmish.
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Yuu-san is...
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...Japanese, no matter how you look at her!
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Whoa, perfect segue to a comeback.
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Be careful, Houjouin.
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Foreigners might not understand comebacks,
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and you'll be misunderstood.
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I understand.
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So, what is "that," anyway?
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Breasts...
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Breasts?
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Breasts?
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Don't all three of you have big breasts?
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They're kind of... "bouncy," aren't they?
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Compared to yours, mine are...
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kind of "compact."
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"Compact"?
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You could call them "budding."
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"Budding"?
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However you say it, you three have big breasts!
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I can understand in your cases,
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since you two are foreigners.
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But Yuu-san's Japanese, just like I am!
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So why is she "bouncy" while I'm "compact"?
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Houjouin, is this what you were talking about?
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You wanted to say "My breasts are small"; is that it?
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Argh, why'd you have to come out and say it?
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What's so bad about that? I'd call mine "heavy," rather than "big."
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That's right! Yours are the perfect size for your build.
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I'm not convinced by that patronizing tone of yours.
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But the thought occurred to me:
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"What's so great about big boobs?"
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Hmm?
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Breasts alone aren't enough. What's important is the entire body.
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The entire body?
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That's right. Despite how I look, I'm a charismatic model.
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I have confidence in the proportions of my entire body. Get it?
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I understand. I understand all too well.
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I see where you're coming from.
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So, Sylvie, shall we have some tea before we go home?
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Yes, let's.
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Yeah, see you at school tomorrow.
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Hey, something's not right here!
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Wow, another well-timed comeback. I'm almost getting the hang of them.
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I challenge you!
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You challenge us?
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A swimsuit showdown!
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I call it, "The All-Girls Swimsuit Competition"!
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I foresaw this development, so I have already made the arrangements.
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It's the ocean!
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Ah, the ocean in Japan is... how should I say it...
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it's tuna-colored.
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What an incomparable comparison.
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Still, this feels different from the usual scenery. It's like a photograph.
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When it came time to make these extras,
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the production studio was already busy with their next show.
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It would've been hard to draw all-new backgrounds.
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Anyway, I challenge you!
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Yaay, I can't wait! But what do we do, exactly?
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What else would you do in a swimsuit competition?
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A cavalry battle!
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Aha! The match of the century has begun!
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Charlotte Hazelrink-san, Sylvia Van Hossen-san,
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Houjouin Seika-san, and Fujikura Yuu-san square off for a cavalry battle!
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I have no idea how a cavalry battle is supposed to determine
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whose proportions are superior.
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Plus, with only four people,
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it's more of a piggyback battle than a cavalry battle.
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By the way, the one bringing you the play-by-play is I, Nezu Haruhiko!
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♪Coconut Rockers♪
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What have we here!? With Sylvia-san as her horse, Charlotte-san attacks!
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The Fujikura-Houjouin team is driven back!
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Oh, look out, look out!
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Charlotte-san's unmistakably aiming for the swimsuit—!
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Ah~
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That was an accident~!
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Noo~!
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Time to settle the score!
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Oh ho, this means war!
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Who will emerge victorious?
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In order to avoid a repeat of last time,
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the Houjouin team are keeping their distance.
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Run away, run away!
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The Charl & Sylvia-san team are in pursuit!
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Oh, they're about to catch them!
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Aaah! Getting caught was their strategy!
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Right when they were about to get caught,
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they turned around and went for Charlotte-san's swimsuit!
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Noo~!
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That was an accident!
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Nooo...
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And next up is Sylvia-san's!
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Don't look!
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Dooon't looook....
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What's this?!
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Even though they're on the same team,
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Houjouin has ripped off Fujikura-san's swimsuit!
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Kya!
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Kyaaa~
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This is incredible!
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Let me be the first to say it:
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the match may not have been decided, but there are only winners here!
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There you have it. We were all winners today.
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That's right!
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So being big or small doesn't matter, right?
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Yes.
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I feel so refreshed.
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Oh, I've seen this in drama shows.
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At times like this, you turn towards the ocean and yell, right?
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Oh, is that so?
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I suppose that does happen.
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Well, should we act like teenagers, then?
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That sounds nice!
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No objections.
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I will also--
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All right, here goes...
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Yahoo~!
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Yahoo!
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We're not in the mountains!
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Shoot, another missed comeback opportunity.
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Comebacks are hard, aren't they?
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Yeah!
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This has been the swimsuit contest with nipslips included.
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I hope you've enjoyed it.
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Goodbye, and see you next time!
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