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Princess Lover !
「Picture Drama ①」
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Black hole!
Black holes have powerful gravity fields,
a darkness from which no light escapes!
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Thus,
in the heart of a black hole,
a singularity is said to exist!
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According to Wikipedia, to date no one has succeeded in observing a black hole directly.
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Rather, their existence is inferred from the pull their gravity field exercises on the surrounding space,
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and the x-rays given off by the plasma jets orbiting them.
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Hey Sylvie, what's a Wikipedia?
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I don't really know. But that's what it says in the script.
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The script?
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In any case, the point is a black hole's gravity is so strong
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that even light can't escape it,
which is why you can't see them.
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What do you mean?
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What we call "seeing something" is an event that occurs when light reflects off an object and reaches our eyes.
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And since black holes are strong enough to suck light in,
you can't see them. That's how it works.
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Huh, you're talking about complex stuff again...
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Now listen here.
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Ah, Teppei!
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Why are we suddenly talking about black holes?
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Umm, yeah, I dunno really.
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Either way, black holes are an indispensable part of this anime.
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Even though it's not sci-fi?
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Ahh, no, we're not science fiction.
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Even so, now I really want to know about
the singularities located inside black holes.
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Ahh, me too. They say they're inside black holes, but how do they know if they can't see them?
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Indeed, that is what they say.
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Yeah! I think going inside of a black hole would be awesome.
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You would be immediately torn apart
by the immense gravity upon entry.
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I don't think that's the kind of surprise we're looking for here.
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Charl, you've been getting into Japanese manga lately, haven't you?
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Yeah, it's really interesting!
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Listen, I think we're getting a bit off topic.
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Ahh, so we are. We were talking about black holes.
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Exactly, about those singularities.
I'm curious about why you can't see them.
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But maybe we're better off not understanding some things, right?
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Ooh, that's actually pretty clever.
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Noo~!
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That's totally wrong.
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Indeed, yes. Actually, when making this anime, the staff was told to go for something ecchi.
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What!?
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R-Really!?
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Well, anyway, a whole lot of thought and effort was put into doing ecchi angles.
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I see. I thought we had to put up with lots of strange angle. So that's the reason, huh?
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Speaking of which...
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Speaking of which!?
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If we do ecchi and adult scenes, we can't air it on TV.
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Eeh?
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What!?
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No way!
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T-That's why...
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Ahh, so it was like that...
That's why we couldn't show 'this' or 'that'...
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But we came pretty darned close.
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Chance glimpses are fine,
but showing everything clearly is no good.
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Uhh, so are you saying that this is
"compensating" for the main series?
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No, it's because adult scenes create black holes that absorb all light.
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Wow, that was educational. Yuu-san, thank you.
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No, no, even I'm just following the script, much like the rest of you.
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The script also has this to say:
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What is it?
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On this DVD...
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...there will be no black holes.
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What the heck?? When did we do adult scenes?!
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This is also an adult situation.
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Those sure are complicated. I still don't understand~
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E-everyone, wait just a minute.
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If there's no black holes, then what about the singularities?
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Good point. Singularities are supposed to be inside black holes.
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Yeah, if you can't see the singularities anyway, it doesn't matter if there aren't any black holes!
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Don't worry about that. The singularities are intact.
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R-Really?
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Yes. I'll show you an example.
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Ah, this is from when I met Teppei.
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This... is like this.
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Ooh!
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S-So th-this is a singularity!
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Noo!
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Don't look—!
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And also, this.
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That's me.
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And this... is like this.
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Ahh! Look away!
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And then...
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No way!
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Like this.
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Don't look-!
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Hold it! How come we're the only ones on display?
What about Yuu-san?
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Um.. I'm.. you know, actually I've been like this the whole time...
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