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Princess Lover ! 「Picture Drama ①」

Black hole! Black holes have powerful gravity fields, a darkness from which no light escapes!

Thus, in the heart of a black hole, a singularity is said to exist!

According to Wikipedia, to date no one has succeeded in observing a black hole directly.

Rather, their existence is inferred from the pull their gravity field exercises on the surrounding space,

and the x-rays given off by the plasma jets orbiting them.

Hey Sylvie, what's a Wikipedia?

I don't really know. But that's what it says in the script.

The script?

In any case, the point is a black hole's gravity is so strong

that even light can't escape it, which is why you can't see them.

What do you mean?

What we call "seeing something" is an event that occurs when light reflects off an object and reaches our eyes.

And since black holes are strong enough to suck light in, you can't see them. That's how it works.

Huh, you're talking about complex stuff again...

Now listen here.

Ah, Teppei!

Why are we suddenly talking about black holes?

Umm, yeah, I dunno really.

Either way, black holes are an indispensable part of this anime.

Even though it's not sci-fi?

Ahh, no, we're not science fiction.

Even so, now I really want to know about the singularities located inside black holes.

Ahh, me too. They say they're inside black holes, but how do they know if they can't see them?

Indeed, that is what they say.

Yeah! I think going inside of a black hole would be awesome.

You would be immediately torn apart by the immense gravity upon entry.

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I don't think that's the kind of surprise we're looking for here.

Charl, you've been getting into Japanese manga lately, haven't you?

Yeah, it's really interesting!

Listen, I think we're getting a bit off topic.

Ahh, so we are. We were talking about black holes.

Exactly, about those singularities. I'm curious about why you can't see them.

But maybe we're better off not understanding some things, right?

Ooh, that's actually pretty clever.

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Noo~!

That's totally wrong.

Indeed, yes. Actually, when making this anime, the staff was told to go for something ecchi.

What!?

R-Really!?

Well, anyway, a whole lot of thought and effort was put into doing ecchi angles.

I see. I thought we had to put up with lots of strange angle. So that's the reason, huh?

Speaking of which...

Speaking of which!?

If we do ecchi and adult scenes, we can't air it on TV.

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Eeh?

What!?

No way!

T-That's why...

Ahh, so it was like that... That's why we couldn't show 'this' or 'that'...

But we came pretty darned close.

Chance glimpses are fine, but showing everything clearly is no good.

Uhh, so are you saying that this is "compensating" for the main series?

No, it's because adult scenes create black holes that absorb all light.

Wow, that was educational. Yuu-san, thank you.

No, no, even I'm just following the script, much like the rest of you.

The script also has this to say:

What is it?

On this DVD...

...there will be no black holes.

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What the heck?? When did we do adult scenes?!

This is also an adult situation.

Those sure are complicated. I still don't understand~

E-everyone, wait just a minute.

If there's no black holes, then what about the singularities?

Good point. Singularities are supposed to be inside black holes.

Yeah, if you can't see the singularities anyway, it doesn't matter if there aren't any black holes!

Don't worry about that. The singularities are intact.

R-Really?

Yes. I'll show you an example.

Ah, this is from when I met Teppei.

This... is like this.

Ooh!

S-So th-this is a singularity!

Noo!

Don't look—!

And also, this.

That's me.

And this... is like this.

Ahh! Look away!

And then...

No way!

Like this.

Don't look-!

Hold it! How come we're the only ones on display? What about Yuu-san?

Um.. I'm.. you know, actually I've been like this the whole time...

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