Original subtitles

Guardian Hearts, Power Up! Volume 2!

Last time you finally got to see me, Satsuki Hime, riding a missile and taking the stage!

We launched missiles Number One and Number Two at the Watari house,

but missile Number One, which had my dowry in it, crashed into an Earth-Invading-Squid-Weapon and went missing.

It even had a king-size coffin for Kazu-chan and myself, so we could be together when our time comes.

Lock yourself in it!

It was some sort of rare antique they dug up from the bottom a crater.

But who cares; I'm loaded.

Oh, I also had the mecha-girls in the missile paint my face in the sky, and I'd bet it appealed to Kazu-chan.

Now that a great and gorgeous heroine like me is here, that air-headed Hina doesn't know what to do.

Not to mention that Maya is always fretting about whether or not I've thrown away the ninja tools she's hiding in the attic.

The love triangle surrounding Kazu-chan hasn't only been doubled - it's been raised to the second Power Up!

It's without a doubt become a four-sided love story, a real jungle of squared off emotions!

It looks like Maya is worrying about what to give Kazu-chan for Christmas, but that's just pointless.

I mean, it's only a matter of time before Kazu-chan will become mine.

Guardian Hearts, Extra Edition!

We're a bit late, but here's BURN!

Indeed, it was quite a long way to travel.

I was worried that we wouldn't get any screen time, but now I'm feeling at ease.

If you don't know about BURN somehow, then just read the manga.

So, in order to formulate a strategy for overthrowing our sworn enemy Guardian Hearts, I've prepared this.

Oh! That's the video of the Guardian Hearts Power Up OVA original story.

Let's watch it right away.

Ah, it's starting.

With bouncing breasts from the get go...

Well, that's to be expected.

Ah, the tape got stuck.

What? Try rewinding it.

Three days have passed since we brought an end to the never-ending night that blanketed the world.

Guardian Hearts, Power Up!

Look at that, it came back on.

I guess it's all right.

It looks like new footage, too.

Ah! That's a...!

A legendary item that allows you to clear any game in mere moments and use all the super attacks when you wear it!

What am I doing?! I promised Kazuya-san that I wouldn't break the law to get new costumes anymore!

I've got a sweet deal lined up if ya wanna make big cash in no time.

Really, Daisy-chan?!

You want in on it?

Fishy Info on Part Time Income for Pretty Girls - I choose you!

Company recruitment...

It's perfect for ya, Kurusu darlin'.

Hey, Kurusu, don't fall for it.

"We welcome amateurs - All payments in cash"...?

Well then, off we go!

Hey, Daisy!

Where to?!

There we go.

Ah, Daisy-chan!

Take care!

Thanks for always helping out, Daisy-chan!

Put your back into it, and that body will earn ya!

Nothing beats selling the young'uns high.

Worthless cat!

You'd better tell me where you shipped Kurusu off to.

I came because I was worried, and I guess this event does have something strange about it.

For some reason I'm sensing a wicked aura around it...

Are you listening? I'm really hungry!

You couldn'ta picked a better time to come!

How about you guys pitch in as well?

If everyone helps out with Kurusu's contract, you'll get out of here all the sooner.

But...

Women need perseverance! This is all in the name of friendship!

For Kurusu-san?

A stinking lie...

Come on, I've prepped an arena seat in front of the stage for ya, master!

Everyone, it's finally starting!

Yay! So, how about we have our first girl take the stage! Aya-chan!

I'm Aya...

And I'm a ninja, so... please don't take pictures of me.

Aya-chan, stay still!

I'm really sorry! I know I'm not supposed to,

but whenever I have to escape, my body acts on its own!

I am a ninja, after all!

Looks like you're up next.

There's so many people... It's embarrassing!

Hina-san, be strong!

Feel it...

Kazuya-sama! You're looking at my lovely outfit, aren't you?

What are you talking about? Kazuya-kun is looking at me!

I'm laughing so hard that my stomach is bursting, Hina-san!

Chelsea, what are you doing?!

You can't possibly say that you've forgotten how long my life of love with Kazuya-sama has been.

So wonderful - My~ memory~!

In comparison, your very existence is pathetic.

That day when Kazuya-sama felt pity for you crawling out of a pond was the start of all our misfortunes.

I'm not a kappa!

Wh-what kind of creature is this?!

Kazuya-sama, I'm a stupid idiot, but please look after me!

Eh, what's up with this fake dubbing?! I never said a single word of that!

Kazuya-kun, run away!

You were possessed by the Devil.

No, I wasn't!

Afterwards, you used some shameless tactic to find a place in Kazuya-sama's house,

but whenever you tried to cook something you failed...

Gross...

Because of your reckless behaviour, you even injured Kazuya-sama,

and his body was in a complete state of degeneration.

It was practically harmless!

I can keep silent no longer. Desperate as I was, I devoted myself to nursing him...

Kazuya-sama, I'm sorry to keep you waiting! Kazuya-sama!

Will you accept me as gratitude for your help?

Together, we forgot about the abandoned Hina-san and reached our goal.

Ah, my head aches but from the dazzling memory!

Stop right there!

Love's harsh, right?

I might as well leave without saying goodbye.

Hina-san, were you waiting?

I actually understand quite well how miserable you must be feeling,

now that Kazuya-sama and I are married and you have nowhere to go.

Still, if you were to promise not to cause any more trouble for Kazuya-sama,

we might just let you stay in the house!

Where do you get all these strange delusions from anyway?!

You can't just make up new memories!

Just what are you calling "made up" about my love memories?!

Matching!

Whatever are you two doing?

You're good at service, aren't you?

I won't lose!

If it's about experiences with Kazuya-kun, then I've got them, too!

Hina!

No matter when... No matter where... I will always be together with you.

Hina-san, just as expected...

No-no-no-no, it isn't! You've got it wrong!

I understand, Hina; we'll marry! I want to marry you! Let's get married!

But right as we're all lovey-dovey, out crawls this weird girl...

You make it sound like I'm a cockroach.

But for every bad thing you did, there was always retribution.

Getting hit by a car...

Sent flying from a roller coaster...

Shot with a bazooka...

Getting wrapped up...

And thrown away as non-burnable trash.

Is... that me?

You're too cruel!

I'm back.

Being the main character is hard work.

Welcome back, Hina-san.

I really don't stand a chance against you.

You're so very cute, so honest, and you even look good in muddy clothes.

Your heart is much more pure than mine will ever be.

That's not true...

That's why you're the best fit for Kazuya-sama.

So that's why I won't use my body to get close to him anymore.

Chelsea...

Or something like that.

And that's why Kazuya-kun is mine!

Now who's the one with delusions?

Let me talk about my love memories as well!

If everyone insists, then I might as well.

We don't want to hear it!

It's almost over, so we're giving you extra service!

I won't let you have all the juicy memories for yourselves.

Go ahead and chug it down!

Moe!

Shrine maiden moe!

They're forgettin' what they're on stage for.

Well, nothin' new.

Ah, the tape got stuck again!

By the way, what about our upcoming appearances in this volume?

Your screen time ends here.

Eh, no way!

Guardian Hearts, Power Up!

Don't forget about me!

Ouch!

Daisy can be cute as well... as hell...

The thrilling development of Guardian Hearts Power Up moves on!

The story will pick up from Episode Two, so here's a quick recap.

Hime-chan's lost missile crashed in front of Aya, who was living on the road.

She opened it thinking there might be some food inside, but inadvertently revived the amazingly powerful Ipheion.

Ipheion called a never-ending night down up on the world, and in order to revive his lover, Fritillaria,

he began stealing the innocence of girls all over the world.

I was kissed by that person.

I lost something more precious than my lips...

Ayayayaya! You can't possibly mean...!

To obtain the GUARTS Energy, Ipheion invited everyone to his mansion.

Aya-chan was also there, under mind-control and forced to work as a maid.

Poor, poor Aya-chan. Damn!

Ipheion used the pheromone from a rose-like space plant to cloud our minds and drain our energy!

What's more, maybe it was because of the mansion's strange atmosphere,

but Maya-san confessed her love to Kazuya-san!

Our hearts are jumping with excitement!

Guardian Hearts, Power Up!

Fritillaria, the world without you is darker than the hollow universe.

A life without love is cold and miserable.

So I beg of you, please hurry to awake, and show me once again that smile of yours.

Subjugated by the noblemen and used as their plaything, it was your smile that soothed my anguished heart.

Shining as radiant as sunlight, equally sublime as moonlight. Your smile...

To me, once more.

Beautiful...

Fritillaria.

Fritillaria!

I love you! Fritillaria, we will be together, in both death and life.

I will do anything to bring the smile back to your face.

Even if it means turning the entire universe against me, I will definitely save you.

Maya-chan really is strong. Ahh, spinning 'round and 'round...

It was a trap, after all.

Are they all right?

That's Guardian Hearts! But why is she here?

Kazuya-kun, in here. Hurry.

Stop it! Kazuya-kun, Hinya'll protect you...

What?! Don't tell me that Hina-san is...

Guardian Hearts.

Would you mind stepping aside, young lady?

Who are you?!

I would ask that you pay no attention to the GUARTS and take your leave.

I will not!

Knowing now that Guardian Hearts is Hina-san, there is no way I can move!

Why? Is she not a nuisance to you as well?

That's not true...

I wonder... You are, after all, in love with that man.

That's nonsense!

I can tell from the look in your eyes, as well as the Guardian Hearts'.

They are the eyes of one in love. Guardian Hearts looks at him with those very eyes.

Which means that you and her are rivals.

Silence! I'm aware of that without you having to tell me!

Even so, I am...

Stubborn. No, it would be more apt to call you awkward.

I have nothing against girls like you, but if you mean to interfere, I will show no mercy.

The reason being that I have someone very precious to me.

Aroana Rose!

There are far too many charming young ladies on this planet.

Forgive me nevertheless, for my heart belongs to Fritillaria. I cannot offer it to you.

What exactly can't you do?

You!

Die, Kissman!

Confounded! Rose Blizzard!

Get back, Kissman! Fight with me! Ah man, he ran away again! I can't stand this!

Damn, I can't stand this!

I've barely had any screen-time yet, and when I wake up I'm stuck like this!

I'm hungry!

We slipped up.

He caught us again.

Please, Kazuya-san, where are you touching me?

Eh? I didn't do anything.

All you have to do is ask, and I'll let you do it anytime, anywhere.

Take this, you sly kid!

Don't use the confusion to get away with it. Be a man and do it up front! Up front!

But I didn't do anything!

This attitude of yours is why we're always in trouble.

Why did I fall in love with someone like this, let alone tell him about it?

Maya-san, did you say you were in love with Kazuya-san?

Kidding! We've known about that for a long time.

It's so obvious. Kazuya-san was probably the only one who never noticed.

I should have known the right choice would've been to kill him.

I guess you finally confessed it to him.

C-Confessed?! It was just a slip of the tongue.

Ehm, maybe this isn't the right time to say it,

but I'm actually in love with Kazuya-san as well.

Eh, you too?!

Yes!

This is terrible! I'm picking up traces of love around Kazuya-sama.

It feels almost like someone is confessing their love to him.

Why did I have to get stuck at a time like this?

Chelsea and the maid are locked up in a storage room for being pains in the butt.

I won't lose! I'll block out all the feelings closing in on him!

Kazuya-sama - I am here - Kazuya-sama!

Kurusu-san, for how long?

I don't for how long exactly, but I did befriend him much earlier than you...

Earlier?

I'm not saying it's "first come, first serve." Well, I can't, because then Hina-san would win.

That's wrong! I was the first one!

I've been in love with Kazu-chan since way, way back!

Now, now. The important thing is how Kazuya-sama feels about it.

It's obvious that Kazuya-sama is in love me!

Shut up!

I'm...

What about it?!

What about it?!

What about it?!

I'm not good at understanding these things.

I'm not good at understanding these things.

Sorry.

Kazuya.

Pardon my interruption.

You are far too young to understand the true meaning of love.

Although, sometimes such youthfulness becomes quite enviable.

So show yourself, you monster!

It appears that all of you are different from normal humans.

Your refined energies will become offerings for my Fritillaria.

Stop it! Don't touch her!

Are you unaware of the situation you are in?

That's not it! Enduring torture is impossible for the untrained!

If you're going to do it, then do it to me!

I can handle whatever happens! Don't involve the others!

I beg you!

Very well.

In accordance with that wish, I will present you as the first offering!

Resolved indeed.

I once swore that I would do anything for my beloved Fritillaria.

But what of the feelings you harbour in your breast?

Speak them not!

Maya-san!

Maya-san!

Hold now. You too have a purpose to serve.

Bastard! You promised you wouldn't!

Damn...

It would have been my first Christmas with Kazuya.

The time draws nigh when Fritillaria will once again grace this world.

I have waited so, Fritillaria.

Kazuya!

Where are you? Show yourself, Kissman! I'll take you on!

Would I be the one you are looking for?

You!

Ah, it's Guardian Hearts! Stop it.

I don't want to fight, but Ipheion-sama is controlling me now!

I won't let you get to Kazuya-san in the basement, Guardian Hearts!

Super Evolution!

Cat Fighter Kurusu! Nya~n!

Steel Cutter!

Cobra Twister!

I have to beat the Kissman! I have to save Kazuya-kun!

I can't allow myself to lose here!

That's why... That's why...

Guardian Hearts V2!

Hinya Buster!

I'm here! You'd better give up, Kissman!

That I will not.

For she who I love, giving up is something I can never do!

Here I come, Kissman!

Guardian Hearts! You will become a sacrifice to my love!

Nebula Rose!

You...

You...

Step inside this barrier and petals sharp as swords will beset you.

Now what will you do, Guardian Hearts?

It's burning, it's burning! It won't hold!

It's burning!

Careful!

It's over.

Why do you oppose me?

All I want is for Fritillaria to awaken.

All I want is to be together with my beloved.

My beloved.

My first Christmas spent with Kazuya.

Then, embracing a night with just the two of us.

I want to be with Kazuya...

With Ipheion...

I want us to be together forever!

But causing trouble for others because of that is wrong!

Is wanting to be together with whom you love a sin?

Is wanting to spend the present with whom you love a sin?

Is being roused by this maddening flame of passion inside of me a sin?

That's...

That's not...

Kazuya-kun...

The power is saturating me!

My whole body overflows with vital energies!

Hina! Hina!

Incredible... Who would have thought the power of Light to be this potent?

This is the power of the GUARTS flowing through the universe!

With this, even Fritillaria will be able to...

The light! The light is unmaking me!

The GUARTS is destroying my body!

No... I will not die yet...

I cannot die and leave Fritillaria behind. Fritillaria... Friti...

Ipheion... My love...

Ipheion...

Fritillaria!

Fritillaria...

You are, at last...

Ipheion!

Fritillaria, what are you doing?!

Stop it! If you do, you will perish as well!

That's fine. We promised, didn't we?

That we will be together, in both life and death.

Fritillaria.

We did indeed. I almost broke the promise I made with you.

We'll be together. As we are now.

There is no greater joy than this.

Friti, your smile is more radiant than the sun.

Iphei...

Friti...

Maya-chan.

The two of them will never be separated again.

I...

I'll give it a try.

Just like you.

Never giving up. Just like you!

What's up, Maya? Why'd we have to meet all the way out here?

Did it bother you?

No, that's not what I meant.

Here, it's your Christmas present. Take it!

Ah, thanks.

I'm not hesitating when I think about it anymore.

It doesn't matter to me who you like anymore.

Even if I'm not the one you care most about, I'm fine with it,

as long as I'm allowed to keep my love for you.

Or would you be bothered by me thinking about you?

No, that's not...

You know, it's not like I'm giving up. On you, that is.

Kazuya, I won't give up.

Because I want to be with you forever...

Forever, and ever... Kazuya.

It's strange. I inhale and inhale but the hunger doesn't go away.

How did we end up like this?

It so happens that girls who've had their energy sucked out by Ipheion can only get it back with a kiss.

They've definitely forgotten everything about us!

Um... Just what is going to happen to me?