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Guardian Hearts - Power Up!

For everyone meeting us for the first time, and for everyone who already knew us, we'll start with a short introduction.

Guardian Hearts is the champion of justice who came from outer space to protect the peace on Earth.

What's more, the true identity of the strong and cute GUARTS is me, Hina!

I went through all kinds of trouble and was the star of the show.

Kazuya-kun, who I live together with, fell madly in love with me when he saw how cool I was!

Heh, you wish.

Not only is Kazuya-sama madly in love with me; he's completely CRAZY about me!

I suppose I should introduce myself. I'm the princess of planet Lilt, Chelsea Forker.

I'm also known by my other name, Magical Princess Forte.

That's my familiar, Daisy.

Don't pass me off as a flunky!

My place in the Watari hierarchy is higher than yours.

What did you say?!

Wanna take me on?

Please, the two of you are always fighting.

I'm Kurusu. In the past I was a uniform thief, but now my life of crime is over.

Still, I wasn't just some normal uniform collector.

Being from the planet Resuranshu, I can use Super Evolution and turn into all kinds of professionals.

I suppose I'm next.

My name is Ooba Maya. I'm a ninja by trade, but for certain reasons I left my village.

At present, I'm living in the Watari household and attending the same school as Kazuya and everyone else.

My relationship to Kazuya is, well...

The law dictates that when a man sees me naked, I must either wed him or treat him as my master. But if it wasn't for that, then...!

Maya-nee, your face is red!

I'll go last, okay?

I'm Kotono, and I came from the planet Cartie to train as a shrine maiden.

The thing I like most is eating food.

My special skill is eating things whether I like them or not.

You're forgetting about me.

Ah, sorry, birdie.

My real name is Po, you know.

I'm actually the source of power for the GUARTS, Shine Bird.

By the way, I can transform into a girl. I'd like it if you called me "Powawa" when I've done so.

In the middle of this, as the unconvincing protagonist,

I've been dragged into all kinds of trouble in the chaotic and exhausting world of sci-fi love-comedy.

That's what Guardian Hearts is about!

The latest news is, Maya made a move on Kazu-nii, and Hina-nee is in a pinch!

Eh, really?!

No, not at all!

Rumour has it they kissed as well.

Please, calm down! It's a misunderstanding! A misunderstanding!

As always, nothing but idiots.

Well then! Guardian Hearts Power Up is starting!

Kazuya-sama!

Stop it, you two.

We're going on a date today, just the two of us!

Kazuya-sama!

Kazuya-san, you promised you'd come with me to shop for clothes.

Kazuya-sama...

You're hurting him!

Kazuya-sama!

Kazuya-san!

Kurusu! You kissed me! Kissed me!

To throw you off guard.

My mother still...

Kiss.

Out of the way!

Hina-san, why do you always interfere in other people's love lives?!

Kazuya-kun doesn't belong to you, Chelsea!

Don't drag me around!

He doesn't belong to you, either!

That weakling!

Why can't he just make up his mind?

If he did, then I could at least... well, mentally prepare myself for it...

Out of the way, Maya-chan... I mean, unknown civilian!

Guardian Hearts!

Ah, when did that get there?!

I found you!

Guardian Hearts Giant Beam Rifle Squid Annihilation!

Guardian Hearts Giant Beam Rifle Squid Annihilation!

Guardian Hearts Giant Beam Rifle Squid Annihilation!

Guardian Hearts Giant Beam Rifle Squid Annihilation!

I always screw up at my part-time jobs... Owie!

I'm starved.

But today I'm feasting! Squiddy~ Squiddy~ Squiddy~!

One!

Two!

What happened now?!

Can we help you?

There's not enough clapping!

Clapping! Clapping!

Kazuya-sama, are you not?

Well, yes, but...

I have been looking forward to meeting you.

I am Satsuki Hime, and starting today, I will be living together with you as your wife.

A beauty.

What?

Wife?!

Just what...

...do you mean by that?!

Wait a minute. All of a sudden, you're my wife? I don't even know what's going on.

Kazuya-sama.

You lowlife!

Are you saying that you've forgotten about your promise to take milady as your fiancée?!

Fiancée?!

What's up with all these weird girls, anyway?

Who're you calling weird?!

Calm down, will you...? Eh... Rooster head.

Who're you calling a rooster head?! I'm... eh...

The maid, Konomi Madoka.

Ah... I see.

But I've never even met Hime-san before...

What?! Milady has been waiting forever for the day she'd wed you!

You're strong?!

Were you badly hurt? I apologize; she is not a bad girl.

She went through a lot and ran away from home.

I thought she could clean the house to make up for it.

Well, that's one thing. I'm more concerned with hearing that you're my fiancée.

You there, don't act so cuddly!

The Satsuki family I come from is related to your father Kusuhake, and we have a long-standing relationship with him.

It so happens that Kazuya is heir to the Major Kusuhake Zaibatsu.

Nevertheless! Why did you keep quiet all this time about the fiancée you'd pledged your future to?!

Well, today was the first I heard about it, too.

It is the way it is. I will be making myself at home in this house together with my maid Madoka from today on.

Not so fast.

I ain't so blue-eyed as to just let you have your way in this house without a...

Whaha! What's that?!

A small gift.

Top-quality Makurasaki smoked tuna!

Ahhh, knock yourself out, lady.

I won't let you have a pre-arranged marriage!

That's right! No matter how many silver spoons you've been sucking on, I won't let you get between me and...

Sign: Property of Chel

Milady, I've finished cleaning up.

This is a challenge against me!

I won't forgive you! Do well to remember that!

Th-This is serious!

An all-out endless bloodbath...

Well, you promised we'd do it after school today.

And tomorrow you'll go shopping with me, Kazuya-kun.

I won't wait until tomorrow! I'll accompany you as well, Kazuya-sama!

Everyone's making passes at Kazu-chan...

I'll put them through hell and separate them from him, once and for all.

Eh? What happened? Did something happen?

I'm feeling a bit of a draft around here.

Ah, Madoka-san?

Kazuya-kun.

All my things are gone!

Of course they are.

This room belongs to milady and Kazuya-sama.

I lumped all your stuff together over there.

I'm definitely not leaving!

Seriously, I've been living in there since long before you came here.

So why don't you tell me just how long you've lived there?

How many years; how many days; how many hours? How many minutes; how many seconds have you lived there?

Ehm...

Looks like she hasn't found this space yet.

At any rate, that maid Kazuya's fiancée brought with her... She's definitely no ordinary person.

There's bound to be some secret to her.

Maya-nee, there's snacks!

Ah, I'll be right there.

Oh, my.

Madoka made them.

Sit down and have some, Maya darlin'. Tastes like a pro made 'em.

It's because I'm training for homemaking, just like milady.

It's really good!

I'll take care of all cleaning, cooking and washing from now on.

Yeah!

I... I see.

But then all the things we do for Kazu... I mean, there will be nothing left for us to do in the house...

You can take it easy, so there's no problem, right?

Regardless of how she acts, she's definitely good at cooking.

Aren't I?!

You're too laid back!

Pardon me.

You there, don't act so cuddly!

Wouldn't this be the proper thing for us to do?

What's wrong with you? Didn't you come here to set me up with Hime-san?

Shut up! Don't do weird things to milady!

I wonder if I've misunderstood something?

I'm telling you not to do weird things to milady!

You're being annoying.

Why did they come here in a missile, anyway?

Don't the rich have any common sense?

I'm terribly sorry.

I simply felt that I wanted to meet you as soon as possible.

Unfortunately, the rocket I stowed my dowry in went missing...

That's not really the problem here.

In any case, can't you do something about that rooster-headed maid?

Please do not think too badly of her.

She has been looking forward to the day she would meet you as well.

Her feelings simply got the better of her.

Well, I guess that's fine.

Eh?! Hime-san?! What are you doing in here?!

I thought that I could wash your back...

No, really, I'm fine...

Would it displease you?

Listen! If you don't want milady to wash it for you, then I'll go ahead and do it instead.

I get it! I get it!

Well then, pardon me.

Ah, wait!

Is something wrong?

No, it's just... If you get that close to me...

If I get close to you... What would happen?

Ah, wait... that's not my...!

If you move around, I can't wash you.

I mean, that isn't my back!

Can't hear you...

You absolutely cannot do this!

You can't make out with Kazu-chan!

Get away from her!

Kazuya? You dreg, what do you think you're doing?!

Eh?

Engaged as you may be, forcing yourself on her in the bath is too much!

Ah, no, this isn't...

It's awfully noisy in the bath.

What's going on?

Kazuya-kun?!

You're all here?! Don't misunderstand this! This is just...!

You're going to steal Kazu-chan away, aren't you?! Vanishing Snow!

That's the long-lost divine silver weapon of the Hagiri village, Vanishing Snow!

Hey, stop it!

Let go!

You're too thick to understand people's feelings! I hate you!

Cut that out!

Eh? Your face is turning white.

Hime-chan?!

That's it; you're Hime-chan! We played together a lot when we were kids.

Kazu-chan.

Do you remember now?

But why are you dressed up as a maid?

No one would've known it was you.

Well...

I only wanted to make sure you wouldn't fall for just any girl trying to charm you.

My apologies. I'm actually Madoka, the maid. Milady insisted, so we switched places.

Now, why don't you apologize as well?

Don't say things they don't need to know!

I didn't do anything wrong. The only one who did was Kazu-chan.

Milady...

But, I waited just like we promised.

I waited, thinking you'd come for me one day; thinking that you'd turn up tomorrow, but you never...

Kazu-chan...

That promise...

What was it?

You lowlife! You're a threat to all girls!

Are you the class rep or something?!

It's a gift from heaven that made my squid big...

I can't wait to find out what's inside.

It's time for the morning news, but since morning never comes, no matter how much time passes...

...we're bringing you a special report on the effects of this strange phenomenon.

The "No Dawn Breaking" phenomenon has been reported all over the world...

...and it is believed that not only Japan, but all of Earth is in a state of perpetual night.

Chaos is spreading domestically, and all prefectures are enforcing their patrols and issuing warnings.

To all our viewers at home...

I love you, Kazu-chan!

I am in lo...

Ghaaa! As if I'd say that!

Bang!

I will help myself to your innocence.

One week has passed since the abnormal night that never turns to day began.

Adding to the chaos are sightings of the unknown "Handsome Kissman" throughout the city.

Kissman...?

Kiss?!

The city sure is calm if some Kissman makes the top news.

I guess so.

It's been night for a whole week already, and they fuss over a harmless kiss...

A harmless kiss?!

You sorry excuse for a...

I hate you, Kazuya!

Where did that come from?!

You can't call a kiss "harmless"!

That's right. A kiss is something very precious and sacred!

It would be terrible to have it taken from you by some creepy molester!

And if the one you're in love with were to kiss someone else...

Is that so...

Kazu-nii!

Kazuya!

My beloved Fritillaria.

Fritillaria, why do you not yet awake?

How long will it be ere those radiant eyes gaze upon me anew?

Long ago, the two were kept as pets by a noble space family, but they lost their appeal and were abandoned.

Falling into a deep sleep, they drifted through space, eventually winding up among Hime-chan's dowry.

As true as my name is Ipheion Uniflorum, I will bring about your awakening without fail, Fritillaria.

Fritillaria.

Where is that Kissman?

I won't forgive anyone targeting young girls.

I've found you, pervo-Kissman!

Guardian Hearts lets no villain off the hook for stealing young girls' innocence!

Impossible. Guardian Hearts you say?

Arconen Rose!

Be still and give up!

Reluctant though I be to admit it, this calls for a strategic retreat.

Rose Blizzard!

Wait up, Kissman!

As one would expect from Guardian Hearts.

Be that at is may, the grand power she possesses may be the key to awakening Fritillaria!

He's definitely not getting away next time!

You're really worked up about this...

It's terrible!

You're panicking. What's wrong?

Madoka-san, didn't you go shopping with Hime-san?

Milady has been taken!

Who'd do that?!

Look at this.

A letter of invitation?

Yes. Ipheion Uniflorum-sama said that, if we want to get her back, we should attend dinner at his mansion.

Caffeine Chloroform or Rosa-something-Anbüten-or-other... Whatever his name is, he's got some nerve for a kidnapper!

Not to mention that we can't tell if it's lunch or dinner because of this darkness.

By the way, you called him "sama" just now, didn't you?

Madoka-san?!

Since we were having too many people over for dinner, I was ordered to cut the numbers.

There are more undesirables around.

Indeed. Let's get rid of some more.

Kazuya-sama!

Keep your lust in check, ero-moron.

I have no idea what's going on, but let's go to that Ipheion's mansion and save Hime!

Yeah!

I don't care about Chel, but I can't forgive him for poisoning Hime-chan and Madoka-san.

I guess I agreed to go along in the heat of the moment. What'll I do? It'd be nice if I had some rare uniforms available...

Dinner means food, right?! I can eat a lot, right?! All right, I'll eat as much as I can!

The backwaters of this town are my territory. I can't let him have his way here.

I bid you welcome to my mansion.

Are you Ipheion?!

Come now, do not be brash.

Let us begin by enjoying some food, shall we?

Before we do, however, I would have you change into something more appropriate.

Ah, hey!

Now, by all means.

Ah, thank you.

Aya?

Aya...

What do you want with this?! You haven't poisoned the food or anything, right?!

Kazu-nii, it looks all right.

There is no need to worry. I would like you to enjoy the evening.

Isn't this something? Kotono ate so much she fell asleep, and now we have to spend the night here.

Yeah... And we're sharing the same room...

Something wrong? Your face looks red; do you have a fever or something?

Unlike you, I'm not used to these kinds of situations!

Are you all right, Maya?

Stay away from me.

What's wrong with you?

It's only natural that a young girl would become anxious when she's alone with a guy!

So it's normal to be anxious?

It has nothing to do with that guy being you!

I wanted to be in the same room as Kazuya-kun!

Don't you always stay in the same room as him?

I guess I'm weird then...

Eh? You mean you're not feeling anything?

Yeah...

No way... My heart is racing like mad, but Kazuya isn't even paying attention to me...

It has been bothering me, though...

I'm always wondering if there's something wrong with me.

So even when you sleep in the same room as Hina-san, you don't think anything of it?

I didn't at first, but lately... I'm not sure what to call it, but I'm feeling something I haven't felt before.

So when you're alone with me like this, you don't feel anything, but when you're with Hina-san you feel something?

I guess that's what it means.

Wh-What's wrong? Are you hurt somewhere?

Why is it... Why is it that I can't touch your heart...

Hey, what's wrong Maya?

My heart is racing like mad, not because of some rule or because you saw me naked...

It's because I am in love with you, Kazuya!

I don't care if you have any feelings for me or not, but I'm still...!

Maya, I...

Love you~!

I'm in love with you, Maya! Love, love, love, love, love!

What happened?

Hina!

Kazuya-kun!

Hime! Did you run away from him?

Kazuya-kun, watch out!

Hina!

Guardian Hearts!

What's wrong with you, Hime?!

As it stands, she is my captive.

We sustain ourselves by consuming the energy of humans.

In return, by sharing our own energy, we can make them move according to our whims.

Kazu... chan...

Is that what you did to her?!

On another note, it was quite the surprise to see yet another GUARTS, and a man no less.

I don't know what you're planning, but I'm taking Hime back!

Kazu-chan, sorry! I don't want to do this, but my body is moving on its own!

I am not in the habit of draining life energy from men, but you are an exception.

When my beloved Fritillaria Meleagris awakes, you will become her nourishment.

That's not for you to decide!

Fist of mine, spark with light!

Sure Kill - Bright Knuckle!

Damn!

Combust.... Ixprose.

My, they split in two.

No matter, I shall simply have to bring them both along.

Kazu-chan... Kazu-chan...

Kazu-chan!

Kazuya...

GUARTS Preview!

Today, we had squid in the morning, Madoka in the afternoon, and after that, Hime-chan!

Aya... Why must you always seek out strife wherever you go?

The forecast for tomorrow is chaotic and exciting fan service, and after that, maybe something serious!

Serious? Ya damn liar.

Look forward to finding out if it's true or not when you watch.

That's right! Guardian Hearts, look forward to the ne--WHA!

I have taken control of the episode preview. Now, Fritillaria...

Eh, it's already over?!