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Happ the

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my tailor has let me down again yes I

can see oh no you damn well can't I'm

refering to my new uniform which hasn't

arrived yet and today is the grand

annual parade with the masked bands of

the sporting and benevolent societies of

the grossest company I should feel such

a fool there are be president elect an

honory whipper in of the friends of the

Opera fur and feather Club three times

winner of the Johan Strauss Memorial

shield for duck shooting and I'll have

to appear before the public in my old

uniform perhaps I better not go out at

all that fortune Hunter sunders is after

my ward my word my ward Dum cough I

won't rest easy until Mari is safely out

of his reach now don't forget Mar's

luggage is to be sent Ed to my

sister-in-law Miss blo BL of 23 Carl St

Miss bluman blat what is the address 23

Carl ster what is it 23 car ster very

well Mari can stay with her until suers

find some other innocent girl to pursue

furthermore it will stop my little

from chasing after

him I'm damn sure they're sending

messages to each other but I can't work

out how they're doing it

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suers Uncle angler un ear my foot sir I

love your niece my niece oh my niece but

my niece and I are not to be prized

toart so easily and nor S I hope I make

my I meaning clear Mari must be mine

never she's a star of thy firmament

suers I'm a zangla provision Merchant of

the bond top board for the cheese

mongers and number three in the small bo

Club only three do you suppose I'll let

my Heir Dale be mounted up no my heis be

mounted up illan Bank by a truffle ound

no be trifled with an ay by a mounty

Bank not for all the tea in China well I

might for all the tea in China all the

rice now that's ridiculous the preserve

ginger then there let's say half the tea

and half the ginger and a shipment of

shark fin soup double discounted just to

take it off your ANS all you think about

is money all I think about all I think

about is money as far as I'm concerned

any man who interferes with my Mari

might as well have his hand in might to

I make no secret of the fact I'm not the

emance gree in the Oriental trade but I

have expectations and no outstanding

debts CL what expectations should girl

we close for lunch what

expectations customer what did he say I

don't know Uncle I think he's a

foreigner we Clos open to the clock

looking

yeah no there

Zas he is a creditor no

debt debt on out I'm busy coming back

and in the Morgan talking about coming

back and in

Morgan has angler you

out no debts I no outstanding debts run

of the mill debts I may have I probably

overlooked my Hatter who's a bit short

but as for my expectations ha angler I

have the honor to inform you I have a

rich aunt in Brussels a rich aunt in

Brussels I reel I totter I red from the

field a rich aunt in Brussels I'm

sitting here with my buttons undone and

he has a rich aunt in Brussels she's

going to leave me all her money when is

that when she's dead of course listen I

know Brussels your auntie will be

sitting up in bed in a lace cap when

Belgium produces a

composer I hope so for I know when I

marry she'll make me a liberal allowance

a liberal allowance and how much is that

in Brussels I'm afraid I never do

business on the basis of grandiloquent

coinage and in the Lexicon of the force

perspectus a liberal allowance is the

alpha and oh my God how many times do I

have to tell you I will not allow my

ward to go off a marry AB broad then

I'll stay here and marry her if that's

your W meanwhile in Brussels your

inheritance will be eaten to the Bone by

codicils let him my won wait upon her

will like the poor cat with the hadock

the

what look to the Auntie don't waste your

time mooning and skullking around my

Emporium I'm sending Mari away to a

secret address where you will never find

her search oh you will what is it 23 car

St Miss blo and blat 2 car St miss blo

you old you stupid should I let Mari

have the new traveling case old baggage

not the new traveling case my humble

respects Madam there's your old uniform

and your new servant here your servant

Madam his you craing old fool who asked

you to open your bigger mouth you're

upset I can tell you new boots have

arrived where is Mari she's upstairs

trying on her new Scottish traveling

outfit that you got her cheap from your

fancy my fancy my fiance a respectable

Widow and The Madam of Madam Canal's

fashion house I thought so so it's a

betrothal no it isn't it's a hat and

coat shop Dam your nerve now get out and

send you the new servant and don't let

Mari out of your sight if she and

sunders exchange so much as a glance

while I'm away I'll put you on cabbage

water until you can pass it back into

the Soup pot without knowing the

difference this place is beginning to

lose its Chic for me I bestride the

Mercantile trade of this Parish like a

Colossus and run a bachelor

establishment second and n as as far as

the eye can see yet I'm surrounded by

Village idiots and N competent poops of

every stength it's an uph struggle

trying to instill a little tone into

this

place on

try come

in excuse me are you the shopkeeper my

Lord you do me too much honor and not

enough I am zangler there are high class

Provisions I understand you're in

desperate need of a

servant well then you understand wrong

there's no shortage of Rogues like you

only of Masters like me to give them

gainful employment that is classic and

very

true a good servant will last for years

while Masters like you are being ruined

every day how is business by the way

highly provisional I

trust you strike me as robit impertinent

just talking shop please disregard it as

the inexperience of blushful Youth as

the poet said do you have a reference no

I just read it

somewhere have you got a testimonial I

have indeed sir and it's a classic if I

say so myself do you have any experience

in the field of mixed merchandise

definitely I'm always mixing it well I

must say I've never seen a testimonial

like it it's just a bit creas that's all

honest industrious enterprising

intelligent responsible cheerful

imaginative witty well spoken modest in

a word classic when do I start now wait

a minute aren't you forgetting the

interview so I am how much are you

paying six guilders a week including

laundry I don't do laundry I mean the

housekeeper will wash your shirts that's

classic I like to be clean and bored of

course clean and

bored and lodging clean and Bor and

lodging all included ah bored and

lodging how about about sharing a bed I

won't countenance immorality own bed as

for the board at me last place it used

to grow on fit to bust the neighbors

used to bang on the walls well I assure

you no one goes hungry here soup beef

pudding all the trimmings classic I

always have coffee with my breakfast

there never been the customer after the

servant to have coffee you wouldn't like

me to drink liquor from the stop well

certainly not I should prefer to avoid

the Temptation I'm glad to hear it

agreed then what well if you do a good

job coffee then with sugar of course

from the pot add

liberum is that yes or No Yes sounds

classic was there anything else you

wanted to ask

me I don't think so well that seems

satisfactory you won't regret this sir

I've always parted with my employers on

the best of terms you've never been

sacked technically yes but only after

having let it be known by subtle neglect

of my duties that the job has run its

course well that's very considerate I

don't like to cause offense by giving

notice in a servant it looks

presumptuous well that shows modesty

your humble servant sir yes well all

right classic why do you keep using that

word it's stupid there is nothing stupid

about the word it's just the way some

people use it

indiscriminately do they oh yes it's

absolutely classic what are my duties

your duties are the duties of a servant

now to begin with you can make my old

uniform look like new and if that t

shows his face while tell him to go to

hell here we

are the Masterpiece is ready you managed

it my dear UPA in the lick of time go to

help shout out shout up yes well with

the Oppa two journeyman tayor I've

achieved The Impossible now let me help

you into it too small I see you have a

new servant a

zangler I woke up this morning feeling

like a new man so I got one trousers too

tight he's a personal servant is he yes

he is a bit but I like to give youth a

chance and then I like to kick it down

the stairs if it doesn't watch its lip I

work for a tailor once I cooked his

Goose for him yeah we are everything

went well until I got confused and Goose

his cook now pay attention and you may

learn something after that he got a valy

St and you'll see how trouser should fit

except oh my God it's a bit tight in it

snug snug oo I've been trouble if I

knelt down I'm thinking about my

nuptials it's the pressing exactly what

pressed try the tunic oh I like the

frogging can we please keep our minds on

the tunic now let me help you it's uh

it's somewh constricted surely that's a

style but it's cutting me under the arms

I me the buttons will fly off when I sit

down and I can't breathe it's uniform

it's not supposed to be a night shirt

but I don't understand now you took my

measurements well that explains it if

God had been a tailor there'd be 2 and

1/2 ft to the yard and the world would

look like a three cornered hat and it's

a day late and it' be a day late would'

all be on an 8 day week shut up shut

up oh well I suppose it I have to do at

a pinch how do I look I'd rather not say

I order you how do I look classic shut

up shut up you dare to let your servant

speak to my dummy like that in the

livery of the zangers I am no man's

minion oh that's well say what's your

name Melo M throw this man up don't

touch me you sir received your

measurements from nature it is the

Taylor's art to interpret them to your

best

Advantage move the buttons later my

respects I'll leave my bill oh no you

won't you'll take him with you

what shall I do next there's a coach

leaving for town in five minutes I want

you to be on it it's been a pleasure I

usually get a week's money no my dear

fell I mean I want you to go to Vienna

engage a private room at the black and

white Chop House order a good dinner for

two and wait for me there dinner for two

wait for you there tell her it's a

celebration foaming tankers cold meats

pickles potato salad L dumplings but

it's not for you entertain my to her

birthday you ah a previous engagement my

congratulations a

angler she's the M of Madam can's

fashion us you may know it no but I

think I know the piano

player it's a act shop in anassi she's a

militarist in her own right enough said

and the shop on top no she's on top of

the shop what are you talking about I

don't

know I'm going to take it to dinner and

name the DAT you going to expect me

after the parade are we traveling

together no I can't in a hurry I'm

having trouble with my niece it's the

uniform it's the Casanova incarnate Mari

is very

vulnerable if she sets foot outside this

door she's going to catch it from me how

long have you had

it I mean the Don Jan has he had it I

don't think so she's upstairs trying on

her Scottish get up I mean after all I

am our uncle I've just worked it out I

sent him packing with a flea in his

ointment I think I saw him leave now

here's some money for you to catch the

coach can't I meet the rest of your

stuff no there isn't time now do you

understand my requirements perfectly

repeat them catch the coach go straight

to the Imperial Gardens Cafe private

dinner for two champagne on Ice no no no

the black and white Choppers sir I beg

you to consider Madame canor is a woman

of the world sophisticated dressed to

the nines with a hat to knock your eye

out and an eye to knock your hat off you

want a Wier Diner and name the day now

do that suggest to you a forming tanker

and a plate of cold cats of the old

black and white well yes it does but

what are you getting at Madame canor is

not just another house frow fashion is

her middle name oh more or less canor

fashion

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house the Imperial Gardens Cafe is a

fashionable restaurant is it it is the

only place for the quality at the moment

but the quality are you sure it's quite

refined refin the plowman's launch is

six oysters in a crem the month

frappy well all right FS just this once

one two all right three leave it to me

sir champagne Lobster roast foul oh

birthday cake birthday cake pickles

dumplings and to finish off just to get

her in the mood why don't we have a nice

bottle of the hard stu stuff

snaps whoa that seems all right just

that ticket first

class why do I have a sense of impending

disaster Thunders is after my niece and

has discovered the secret address while

I'm sending her to the safekeeper of my

sister-in-law Miss blo and BL who has

never set eyes on IM or for that matter

on Mari either since she was a baby well

I have to leave my business in the

charge of my assistant and apprentice

and follow my new servant whom I haven't

had time to introduce to anyone to town

to join the parade and take my fiance to

dinner in a fashionable restaurant in a

uniform I can't sit down

in one false move and we could have a f

on our ANS

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he's gone

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no I thought so Coco is up six points

when was that week before

last thank you Mr V

does it ever occur to you Christoper

that we are the backbone of this country

you and me Mr V or the merchant class ah

yes what the backbone of the country the

very vertebrae of Continental stability

from coxics to clavicle from the

carpathians to where you will the

toenails the till from Ostro to

breakfast in Hungaria to Lights Out The

Merchant class is the backbone of the

Empire on which the sun shines out of

our doings do you ever say that to

yourself not in so many words Mr V sure

now what is it after all that

distinguishes man from Beast not a lot

Miss Divine trade I was thinking that

now what would we be without trade

closed Mr that's it the shuts would go

up on civilization as we know it as the

merchant class that holds everything

together uniting the deep sea fisherman

and the village Maiden over a pickled

herring on a mahogany counter you've put

me right off me R mop uniting the

hobbles of Havana to the house of Ana

over a box of handrolled cigars and the

match girl to the chur warden in the

fall of a Lucifer the Pearl Fisher and

the Coran are joined at the neck by the

merchant class we are the Brokers

between invention and necessity

balancing supply and demand on the knife

edge of profit and loss I give you the

merchant class the merchant

class we know good times and we know bad

well sometimes trade stumbles on its

March the great machine seems to

hesitate the whirling Wheels and

the reciprocating Pistons disengage an

unearthly silence descends upon the

mercan world and we sit here idly

twisting paper into cones flicking a

duster over piles of preserved figs and

pyramids of Uncertain dates swatting

flies like wanting Gods off the North

Face of the emal and gazing into the

street suddenly with a great Roar the

engine bursts into life and the teaming

world of Commerce is upon us someone

wants a pound of coffee someone else an

ounce of Capers he wants smoked deal she

wants lemons a skiy wants Rose water a

fat lady wants butter but a skinny one

wants whalebones the curc comes for a

Candy Stick the bay rolls for a bottle

of brandy and there's a gathering Rush

on the peak's trots at such times the

merchant CLA stands alone ordering the

tumult of Desire into the lery rhythm of

exchange with a composure as implacable

as a cottage

loaf ink how is your romance herble oh

as well as can be expected of a

relationship based on pseudonymous

correspondence between two Post Office

boxes one has to proceed cautiously with

Lonely Heart's advertisements there is a

great deal of self- delusion among these

women

plot although I must admit I am becoming

very taken with the one who signs

herself elegant and under 40 I'm

thinking of coming out from behind my

own non Plum of scam but the only

trouble is I rather think I've given her

the impression that I am more or less

the owner of this place tongue not to

mention others like you well at least

you're not a dog's body like me dog's

body you're an apprentice and you've had

a valuable training during your five

years under me you see things

differently from The Dizzy Heights of

Chief sales assistant Christopher

Christopher have a pretel the Dignity of

Labor Embraces servant and master for

every Master is a servant too answerable

to the voice of a higher author

I I thought you said he'd gone he must

have changed his

mind is it time to open the shop not

quite Chief I was just getting

everything straight what about this

pretzel the pretzel defeated me

completely are you going to the parade

his angle no I'm going lion taming what

do you think I think you're making fun

of me

Chief how does it look snap what do you

uh think it should be let out not till

after dark what no are you sure I like

it J I like it I can't that I

smart did you notice the Spurs Spurs oh

yes I notic I'm rather pleased with the

effect I feel like the cake of the week

that's very well put you I don't mean

the cake of the week not the cake of the

week the Chic of Kuwait no Clark of The

Works no the of the W ask the boy I

feel like the of the W you'll be

the pride of the sporting and benevolent

musical fusers of the grosses company

and what wonderful work they do for the

widows and orphans I was just setting

off when I suddenly had doubts I assure

you without people like the grosses

there be no widows and orphans at all

I'm me doubts about leaving I don't

understand you g well my niece and Ward

is praying on my mind there's something

not quite right there my niece and Ward

are praying on my mind

something not quite the ticket Saunders

has died in the wool Don Jan he's turned

mari's head and for all I know she's

already lost it well she didn't lose it

during Shop hours Chief I'm going to

frustrate him frustration is too good

for him

Chief I'm sending Mari away for a few

days you'll have to manage the while the

till no to while the time no the till

the while boy you'll have to manage to

till the while and cook the books no do

the cooks no do the books that's the boy

I thought you're prepared to do oh very

well prepared if I may say so here there

will be other changes prepare yourself

for surprise I've always prided myself

on being a good Master who's made every

reasonable

provision for his staff well you have

Chief what would you say to having a

mistress one each your

sharing congratulations we wish you and

your bride every happiness and may one

ask who is the fortunate young lady

actually

uh she's a she's a widow in business

like me well you're not actually like me

far from it it's a oak Couture House

Catering exclusively to the bowm with

three girls working

upstairs now what do you say to that

well there's not a lot you can say Chief

the devil's matter with everyone that's

the other thing that was woring me

leaving the business in charge of you

two I need someone with a proper sense

of responsibility not a log rolling

counter Clerk and a cack-handed

Apprentice I'm multii I'm multic gold

have you got in mind Chief well you to

of course no I mean to put in charge

with the sense of responsibility now

what would you do in my shoes jingle

what jingle will make any difference

just for one afternoon Chief it may be

longer the duration of my absence will

depend on how things go at a certain

engagement I have this evening meanwhile

desperate situations call for desperate

measures Master Christal a

B Call Me Master is the

sack I've been paying for your clothes

all these years as you know no I thought

you bought them out right when you took

me

on well by rights you owe me another six

months apprenticeship but to celebrate

my nuptuals I've decided to forego those

months I am appointing you Chief s's

assistant such an honor is granted to

very few well show your gratitude then

he sted chief chief sales assistant

oh as angler your

bountifulness you may call me Chief oh

stops sniffling where's your thank you

Chief thank you Chief no hang on Chief

hang on Chief no we I have my ceremony

Chief I've got to have my what

initiation Chief oh bless you now we

must have the

ceremony Raise Your Right trouser leg

and repeat after me I swear I swear

do you remember how it goes B to strive

and to abide to strive and to abide no I

swear by the sacred apron of the Graham

vit it's been a long time I swear by the

sacred apron of the Imperial Grand grer

and by the grocery chain of his office

to strive for his vitler in Freehold to

abide by his argument which flows from

his premises to honor his custom keep up

his stock be credit to all give credit

to few and not be found wanting when

weighed in the scale so help me

God you may jump C

up that's that I will inform you of

other changes in your duties should any

occur to me except of course now you

have to buy your own clothes thank you

and remember always give people their

change between finger and thumb nothing

lets down the tone of a place as much as

change from the fist right chief

she I

moved excuse me Chief am I your Chief

sales assistant or am I not you are

not I've decided to make you my partner

to take effect from the day of my

marriage really your partner yes as a

married man who has come into the

possession of a Couture establishment

I'll be spending more time away from you

it's only right that you should have an

interest in the prosperity of the

business and it's probably

cheaper yeah as soon as my bride has

consumated my expansion into her

turnover you will be my partner and if

you strive and abide you may find

yourself in my old

uniform and now what shall I do shall I

go or what what no

okay good luck Chief I'm going to join

the parade and call her my fiance it's

her birthday I'm open to have a little

sex tet outside our hat shop before I

take it to dinner outside in the street

yeah I can't help it I'm a Fool to

myself and I'm in love if I'm not back

in the morning you know where I'll be in

jail but in the millon as arms have one

for me chief

what no I will go and plat my

trust light your that's

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Boyner partner

I'm a

partner one moment a puton counterclock

the next a pillar of the Continental

trading Community Chief sales

assistant I've always been at the bottom

of the ladder and

enough well who will be under me then

bookep that was the h a layer of my

aspirations but from the vantage point

of partnership I look tolerantly down on

the bookkeeper place as if from a throne

of clouds he's a partner and I'm the

entire staff I'll have two masters now

instead of one three counting the Widow

and the weight of my authority will be

felt by the housekeepers

cat strangely enough now now of all

times when Fortune Has Smiled upon me

like a lunatic upon a worm in an apple I

feel a sense of grief that cat is going

to wish it had never been

born what is happening to me I feel a

loosening of obscure restraints desire

stir in my breast like shifting crates

on a badly loaded barrel oh mother what

is the warfor of it all whether the

striving and how they abiding for a poor

boy in the grocery trade I'm glad she's

dead doesn't see me chained to the

counter like a dog to a kennel knowing

nothing of the world except what happens

to get W around the next bound of

groceries seeing the sunrise only from

an attic window and the sunset reflected

in a row of spice jars a Gog at Traveler

Tales of paved

streets oh Mr vonel I've come into my

kingdom and I see that it is the locked

room from which you celebrate your

escape and if I have to wait until I I'm

as old as you that's longer than I've

been

alive beyond that

door is another

room the servant is the slave of his

master and the master is the slave of

his business try it on what try it on no

go on g might come in a master go I

didn't all right

oh if only I could look back on a day

when I was Fancy free a real rattle of a

day packed with adventure and hinks a

day to remember when I'm a grand Roser

jingling through the air in me boots and

Spurs and the liery of the grosser

company passing the Grog in the evening

spinning the yarn with the merchant

princes of the retail trade when I could

say oh I was a gay dog in midday a real

rep scallion why I remember

once I've got nothing to the mend

now I've got to acquire a past before

it's too late can I come with you Mr

vble come come with me where I want it

now now now this very minute well look

up the shop it's already locked well is

at the parade and dinner in town There's

Only us two Mari is confined to quarters

you'll never know

wait now what about the books we'll cook

the books yes what about the cook we'll

fix the cook yes how we'll tell her he

told us to tell her he told us he

doesn't want to open the shop now what

happens when she she tells him we told

her he told us to tell her he told

us the

C you know she'll do for us get me out

of this

quick so you're still in two minds then

ha

angler he is and he's half out of both

of them it's gerud here zangler get it

got

it 23 Carl St of Miss Bloom and

bl the said to find Mr Vine Bar and tell

him not to open the shop this afternoon

don't open the shop tell Mr Vine what do

you think you do the strict orders the

master said and now you would be obliged

if you would kindly leave him funny that

doesn't sound like

him that

does she's gone and now best foot

forward I'll get my wed stocking is that

necessary got my savings I'll get mine

and we'll be

off

mommy got and Dam and lost it that fine

Hound thas is nowhere to be seen in the

village and he didn't leave on the coach

and Mar's window is open GED imas if I

keep on having to come back I'll miss

the parade I told you not to let Mari

out of your sight you told me to find Mr

Vine don't you tell me what I told you

search her room if she's got out of her

Scottish getup 10 to one Thunders is up

there trying it

on I'll keep watch in the garden if I

could find somewhere to hide stand in

the herbaceous

Boulder it's all

right it's deserted kage oh August we

mustn't it's not proper oh now's our

chance we can escape by the sh door

while they're searching around the back

but it's not proper don't you love me oh

you know I love you but I don't want to

run away a lopment isn't running away

it's running towards it's not proper is

it proper for your guardian to behave as

if he owns you yes that's why they call

it property I think oh August you're a

terrible

man kiss me again you made me feel all

funny down there oh m i mean in the cell

someone's

coming here no it's not from b

ball someone's been e dropping on us I

thought it was a squash in there oh my

uncle oh my god oh don't be angry dear

Uncle I meant no harm she's blameless

sir intact I swear I mean in fact I

swear she did it against her will I

didn't do it no she didn't I haven't oh

sir it was love that drove us to deceive

you I won you speak to me Uncle your

harshest words are easier to bear than

the Silence of your anger what do you do

you mean he's blessing our

Union oh Mari oh August oh Uncle you've

made me so well has he gone what so

cising man he is beneath his rough

exterior he's the very soul of tact I

always knew he was shy underneath let me

kiss you again you can kiss me properly

now ah there you are her angler we were

wondering where you'd got to

Thunders oh you must call him August now

you're going to be such friends isn't he

handsome I'll kill him Uncle you just

blessed are you my dear sir what

can have happened you blackard you birth

is St to be oh you found them Uncle

you're not yourself I teach you to eat

your words you ungrateful little mess

Selena teach you to eat your semolina

you ungrateful no teach you to e your oh

shut

up oh Mari she's upset I can tell this

is absurd I'll come back when you're

feeling calmer you dare to show your

nose in here again and I'll cut off your

cocket despite your face and

aary

on Christopher did he hear that they're

still running I don't think they'll ever

come back oh my I feel like a real rat

scallion we're on the wrestle at

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L we've done it we're on the r

we're going to get a past at last come

on lightning how far is Vienna Mr vble

It's a Long Way Christopher how large is

Vienna Mr vble it's very large

Christopher will there be women Mr vble

beautiful women Christopher how old are

the women in Vienna Mr vble 22

Christopher how does one meet them Mr V

well they prominade in packs with

parasols and gloves up to here they

consort with the Cosmopolitan men of the

world in the fashionable Cafe I have

read They're often kept Mr bber Kept For

What Christopher that's what always

puzzled

me Vienna Christopher is the place to

find out look it's just like you said it

is isn't it is the city always like this

Mr mble all this gay piple well pling

streets full of colorful costumes it's

like a great parade what would old

zangler say if he saw us now oh

yeah

parade

parade God I supposing the angle happens

to

be is get down

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quick well we nearly had an adventure

that would have been our final fling if

zangra caught sight of us still we don't

want to end up fling lust Dishonored and

unfl flung you're not downhearted are

you I don't know I've been getting a

sharp stabbing pain just here You'

probably got the Stitch I don't think so

it only happens when I pass an open

gross shop it'll be just my luck if I've

got Vine Bar's disease well it sounds

like the sort of thing people come to

Vienna for from all over the world so to

get it while you're here on a rare visit

smacks of outrageous Good

Fortune I'm trying to make you look on

the bright side

Christopher yes Mr Buble embrace

me what happened to lightning oh she

always turns up what will we do if she's

gone boat the stable door and keep M if

only she could see me now well where's

the rle oh there's plenty of time

there's probably an adventure laying in

wait for us on this very spot for all we

know we have made an appointment with

Destiny well nothing's going to happen

to us here the Parade's over come on

let's go no we might run into the BX

he's got the H of Vienna to choose from

there's absolutely no reason why

it's Nemesis well he's got zangler with

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him sex T out

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de

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here let keep see

sir oh what look sir the casinova person

the user incarnate the Donan is at the

Imperial gard's CA with a nice young

lady like a lady like young niece hey

what what who's this a angler a your

servant

sir no my God it's mine what are you

doing now I came to find you your

eminence I told you to go straight to

the restaurant I did but the Cassat

incarnate has arrived in the tart but

that's just Just

Desserts what about my dinner the dinner

is all arranged but I am on the trail of

the casserola and you must come quickly

before it gets cold tell him to put it

back into the oven you see the lack a

sense of proportion I'm just about to

present myself to my fiance in no

uncertain

terms and I'm damned if I'm going to be

harried and put off my Stroke by the

ridiculous self-importance of a jump

that tasty cook honestly these

fashionable eating houses they think

they're doing you a favor by taking your

money I told you to wait for

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me no go home sex

T I was waiting for you but who should

arrive by horse cab but the very same

Seducer I saw leaving your home but

there you are you say I should have

remained

true to the black and white Chum outs

sir

who he had a young woman with him of

course he did must be 3 or 4 hours since

he found himself with a vacancy she was

in a Scottish getto Vienna has been

overr with Scottish getups capes Kilts

Tomas shanties Royal Stewart pencil

cases and Highland fingery of every

stripe since the town lost its headend

over the verie MC Beth I me in my

opinion it's a disgrace even the

chocolate cake sacka Tartan no a

Scottish get up means nothing look

there's even one in the window

here pit are you deliberately trying to

prick my bubble will I stand knocking at

my fiance's main

entrance sir

he called her Mari a very common name

look I told gertude to put Mari into a

locked cap and to give the coach for an

extra Fiverr if he delivered her

personally into the hands of Miss blo

and blot now what could be shorer than

that a tenner what no we must be talking

about two completely different Mar

exactly and what yours does is of no

concern of mine I don't think she'll do

much I had a listen all she could say

was it's not

proper it's them no a Tartan ward of an

entirely different Clan it's them quick

fetch me a half witted cab you anome

fool where're off what a situation

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what do you

think it has a certain Scottish

audacity ah there you are at last am I

addressing the Arbiter of this F house

I'm sure I don't know sir I'll fetch

Madame at once but excuse me sir that is

a lady's Cape I know I was trying it on

for a lady of my size and acquaintance

oh that Cape is reserved it has a ticket

on it yes I know yeah th Fisher I have

come to collect it and paper and not

exactly to pay for it no not exactly to

pay for it but to confirm payment I

think it's all clear now her Fisher is

that clear I'm not sure I'd better go

fetch Madame excellent idea meanwhile

we'll be off fly grateful if you would

take good care of this yes sir did you

say hair Fisher why certainly would I

pay confirm payment confirm payment for

somebody else's wife why don't you see

if our friend is anywhere in sight good

idea I'll be back in a

moment is anything the matter fra Fisher

has been a widow for three

years she think she has yes she thinks

she has what about the

funeral it was the funeral that put the

idea into her head that she'd always be

a widow however 3 days ago she did me

the honor of becoming my wife you will

come back won't you fetch Madame

immediately she's upstairs in the

workroom oh tell her there's no hurry

she's probably busy Heming and

hoing but ha Fisher why didn't frow

Fisher change her name to yours instead

of you changing your name to

hers she did I didn't no my name as it

happens is

Fisher and that's how we met we were

placed in alphabetical water in a fire

drill at The Writing

Academy I see

oh there you

are you're both

here and what a couple of naughty

children you

are oh my dear

friend why didn't you tell me are you

feeling all right my dear no I'm not

feeling all right of being distinctly

put out fancy being married for three

whole days without saying word your

oldest

friend and leaving your husband to break

the

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news however I forgive

you and now that I see your husband I

can quite understand why you kept him

hidden

away my husband

and he announced our marriage himself

did he and none too soon it's such an

honor to meet you I think it's so

romantic you must have swept her off her

feet tell me how long have you known

each other not long at all no not long

you must have been married with your

head in a

whirl you couldn't say I went into it

with my eyes open of course you did and

I'm sure you've not been disappointed

surprised more than disa

appointed my husband has a very

individual way of dealing with the

banalities of ordinary

time I expect we'll be engaged next week

and exchange cards the week after isn't

she

Priceless I expect you think I'm rather

presumptuous no I wouldn't say you were

presumptuous presumption one has

encountered before well a little forward

a little

forward you will meet yourself coming

back why so sudden and and

secret there was a

reason my dear husband will tell you oh

do tell oh my dear wife can tell you

just as well as I but I would like you

to tell her I would like you to tell her

after all she's your friend oh dear not

quarreling

already it was a whim of my dear husband

and at the same time a whim of my dear

wives but it is extraordinary no there's

nothing extraordinary about it when two

Attractive people a a marriage of true

minds

entirely yes

indeed well I must be going going what

do you mean well I have some business to

attend to it aren't you going to see me

dry on my news Scottish

K after all it wouldn't be fair if you

didn't like it why

why isn't he the soul of

generosity if I like something that's

enough for him well actually I think

this Tartan fat has had its fling you

know had its

fling it's such a sense of humor we'll

take it will it be cash or account

account out I think well if that's all

you wanted delighted to have met you at

last my wife has told me so much about

you don't be so impatient my

dear I've had such a wonderful idea one

needs a lot of patience in the marriage

I find I hope I've never given you cause

for complaint oh no have I ever

contradicted you on matters large or

small no never much appreciated don't I

do my best to enter into your ideas

against all reason well you do you do

and since you make such a point of doing

so I'm sure you won't mind if I now

leave you with your friend and your new

Scottish Cape and go about my business I

would

mind very

much out of courtesy to Madam canor I

cannot let you forget that your only

business today is to take us out to a

celebration supper a celebration supper

is isn't fate

extraordinary I was hoping my fiance

would pin me down at the black and white

Chop House

tonight

but not for the first time he preferred

to stand me up did he he did I thought

I'd be getting a little gold band and

you didn't I did not it turned out to be

a little brass band did it it did did

did your finger turn

green I turn green but now the evening

promises to turn out just as

memorable so you will oblig US won't you

I would adore to but Al last very

well Eugena my dear I'm afraid I have to

tell you that this man why don't we all

walk around to the black and white Chop

House and raise a foaming tanker to our

happiness and after that I really must

Dash the black and white Chopper

I'm sure it will cause no surprise to

anyone here that you would prefer to

treat us to Sumer a little better than

that I could go upstairs and change into

my new Scottish

outfit we'll need a

cab that's a wonderful

idea I do think your wife deserves a

kiss for

that

oh do you think so

and I

do well I won't deny anyone that

due permit

me do you call that a

kiss you don't have to stand on ceremony

in front of me oh very well

and in case my bride has any more good

ideas I'll give her one on

count oh

dear oh there you are I don't think

you've met my

wife this is my cousin from the country

I'm the kissing cousin he's the country

cousin

my

wife my wife's friend Madam

Kor my cousin the four of us are going

to have supper together

at the Imperial Gardens Cafe the

Imperial Gardens Cafe where else go

fetch a

cab he'll be back in a few moments we'll

keep the cab and go on somewhere else

another good idea

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Anga what happened to the music yes no

it's partly the influence of German

pessimism partly the decadence of an

Empire that's outlived its purpose and

partly Scottish fortnite I do hold with

it myself give me the Evergreens every

time that's what I always say those

golden oldies of yester year the blue

danu and the other

one yes there's angler shut up oh kill

you very good as anle

F

you help

you help you Ang ah I just seen them yet

not yet ha Ang remember absolute

discretion very good ha Ang that's the

spirit blend into the background and

don't draw attention to

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yourself where the devil are

you here ha angler oh

now listen I don't want any Scandal just

keep them under observation we may have

to assume a false identity classic I'll

do a waiter oh thank you they're

imported here you know what a

pretentious place trust my niece yes

I'll do one of my Italian

waiters quite good put more of a shrug

into it you know

these

oh

no for

me are you all

right honestly I've never know such a

buffoon I'm going to have to straighten

you out when I'll get you out thank you

very much

Ang what you to go outside never look

around but all we know Mari and Saunders

may have finished the orderve and

slipped away for the entree no I think

that's their coach outside

is it where's The Coachman he's in the

kitchen having a quick one I'll fet him

in here I want to speak to him at once

has

angler and remember no Scandal complete

discretion very good ha an

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he's not

there ah Coachman you want it in

here in

here discretion damn

you ah coach

not my employer wishes to have a word

with you in private it is a matter of

some delicacy we rely on your discretion

you know what I mean say no more lead me

to her where is she if she's a goer and

as a bottom a man can get a decent

purchase on no no no no no no no you're

right discretion ask her to meet me

behind the Stables no you that who's

this my employer zanga import

merchandising would a transport and

waiting around the there iass provision

supply of cooked meats and Delicacies to

the Gentry horse manure oh dare nice

Supply Horseman you I see well look your

food Li I'm a man of some consequence in

the grossers company you'll do what I

tell you if you know what's good for

your business Horseman you quite you've

been engaged in evening by a young man

who was escorting a certain young lady

in a Scottish get up and what a cker a

Pippen she has a Poise a freshness quite

a bottl man would give his ey teeth to

sink into that is quite enough happy the

man who enjoys the freedom of her Lacy

bod you are a Jess in our Guardians are

what do they like then will you be quiet

sorry what do they like oh listen round

like apples or slightly pointy like pear

how dare

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you I slightly

pointy I knew it by God are you sure

this is

him conference or

Williams for God's sake the man's

obsessed oh I'm sorry your honor my

apologies please disregard I'll be all

right now are you quite sure oh yes

these attacks never last long what sets

you off thinking about bcks I got you

keep your mind off them I'm a

Coachman don't way back on the point now

listen when your passengers reenter your

coach I want you to take them on a

roundabout route to 23 car what's that

23 car I can't do that they'll report me

for the man is abducting my niece well I

don't know about that but I do I'll go

and fetch a conable he can jump up

behind and persuade them to enter the

house if they give you any trouble reach

answer the question yes well off your

compensation when you deliver the

fugitives Miss blo and Blart will give

you the other say no more she a goer

then I will follow and have the man for

on a charge and thus avoid a public

Scandal you go back to your place as

soon as they climb aboard whip up your

ass that's a boy as soon as they climb

aboard whip up your hor and deliver the

fugitives personally to miss Blum and

block sporty typ is she likes a good

time she's 67 67 67 well I'm not going

to bother that all to her French maid

oh French maid eh will she let me in

she's known for it well I've heard

remarks what are they like then slightly

pointed

what I will give the Constable a letter

how did you know about the French Mage

you mean there is one

iable what about your celebration supper

with your fiance I've ordered the cake

no suers has WR my plans I'll just have

some cooked goose while I'm waiting to

pickle his cucumber pickle cucumber

while he waiting to his got

it here we are one birthday supper for

two as AED lober Thermidor roast foul

champagne oh by the way how many candles

would you like on the cake take that

away snuff out the candles and cancel

the cake bring me some beer and pickles

I want this table here my employer wants

a clear view of the window and what am I

going to do with all this I am not a

clairvoyant have you seen a young couple

the girl in a Scottish get up what

Clan Ma klli

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it's

them oh August it's not proper here is a

document proving you're of aged to be

married without your guardian's consent

but it's not proper I assure you it's

indistinguishable from the real thing

keep it with you at all

times borner sir you

wish

noo and

Pik right

Squire sorry I thought you were somebody

else it's them

nothing all

clear take no notice carry

on what weather we're

having turning out a bit

dank is it cold outside B is it old

DE last night was definitely dank would

you say tonight was as dank or not as

dank Daner

oh well please yourselves what a

sparkling couple I don't think it's them

though all they seem to talk about the

weather

Flora your bloody great Lon heish

McGregor it's them to think we're

missing VES we could Fork

William H them look about us being

married I sh feel really married until

we've had our

consom

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pretzels I don't care if you're married

or not you can do what you

like what a strange fellow that's never

happened to me before at the Imperial

Gardens Cafe oh yes it's the first time

for me too oh it happens to me every

time I come you'll see here eia do you

mind

well I've reached the heights the

restaurant is so crowded and frankly I

have no idea these Scottish patterns

have become quite so common I have four

gilders left after paying The Coachman

it's the penalty of success hild theard

if only my mother could see me now she

never dreamed that one day I'd be

rubbing shoulders with the creme caramel

I got any cash people of my class don't

carry cash 10 gilders when I set out 10

gilders you hope to acquire a past for

10 gilders I was single then I was out

and I'd be married for dinner here we

are I'm hungry you're not may I sit by

you my Empress not what your cousin

takes great Liberties considering I'm

engaged to be married be mine tonight

and I will reveal my true identity and

give you half my kingdom not hungry not

even herina if you don't make the best

of yourself you're going to end up

serving in a shop has the champagne

arrived yet I don't think we should eat

here it's all together too sparen for my

taste I know it's not what you're used

to but Madam canor and I don't know any

better where's the moms I'm dying it's

probably out the back the service here

is terrible wait her you see let's move

on don't be ridiculous anyway you let

The Coachman go I don't know why you

didn't ask him to wait I didn't care for

him he was a very disagreeable fellow

that was because of your tip I gave him

a very good

tip so did I N cast a clout till May is

out getting Coco at 5% two very good

tips my husband likes to pretend he's

parsimonious you mean there's another

one like him anyway I it would be nice

to walk back across the path walk

there's a waiter call him over where

where waiter yeah coming sir for gilders

what for gilders our sins as we for gild

them the trespass against

us gra H are you ready to order sir yes

our waiter what will you

have no sit down why should we accept

the placees allotted To Us by an

economic order which sets one man above

another I had been giving this matter a

great deal of thought lately and it

seems to me that in a nutshell the value

of Labor Capital what are you babbling

about or you may call it Babble but one

day given his chance Vine bism will give

birth to a new order history is waiting

we're all waiting I wouldn't have the

special it's hering in oatmeal society's

accounts will be settled once and for

all and when the bill comes waiter I

want you to think of me as a

comrade I wouldn't have the kneps either

if I were you what are the neeps I

wouldn't know sir that's why I wouldn't

have them well you like a drink to begin

with all right bring us three piers and

an extra glass such a sense of humor he

knows I never drink beer two beers in a

glass of water I must have something hot

hot water I mean something hot to eat

two beers and a radish VAR is hilarious

this has gone quite far enough all right

bring us two beers two glasses of the

house red and two sausages for the

ladies and the verst is yet to come get

it got it good that's all we got my

compliments to the official

receiver you obviously have no idea how

to entertain a lady watch this hey you

there what's your

name we want the best dinner in the

house and we want it now yes

sir it uh just so happens that I have a

lobster ready to serve excellent

Thermidor excellent

Thermidor and the roast foul with all

the trimmings of course and for

dessert ah wouldn't happen to be

anybody's birthday by any chance

yes it's mine gate

laners you get a bagpiper with that a

bag Piper good we'll drink champagne to

start with champagne with the main cost

and and with a dessert we'll have some

Ro and beerin house laser do you think I

know nothing an excellent choice and if

I might say so it's a pleasure to serve

a gentleman it's people like him who are

going to put a spoke into the V beist

Theory nevertheless the bill will come

people of my class don't pay the bill I

mean I know what you

mean but Society will pay our society do

you follow me not exactly it's a

damnable thing bomble but when the

Reckoning comes the clever people are

nowhere to be seen they've

gone disappeared you see leaving the

bill to be paid by the Bourgeois the

shopkeepers the widows and such like you

get me got you oh do stop talking

politics we came here for a celebration

supper oh you want to eat well why

didn't you say so we'll have a lobster

eat oh it's true love my Empress another

one I'll give you half my my kingdom too

hungry

starving a waiter there you are at last

capital I look sharp if you value your

job there are plenty of others who do it

for the

money what's all this I've arranged for

my employer to eat here and now these

people have pushed in there is room for

everybody

it's a free country oh classic it wasn't

meant to be

original I'll have you know I work for a

gentleman of some consequence in the

gross's company and what a coincidence

so do I don't we

all my employer wishes to eat alone your

employer seems to be confused about the

nature of this establishment it's what

we call a restaurant why don't you go

and have your dinner somewhere else why

don't you take yourself off before you

get a lobster down your Bridges please

my employer wishes to have a clear view

of that handsome cabman while he's

eating your employer tasting cman is

something we prefer not to

discuss if only this stupid place had a

dividing

wall perhaps your employer should

arrange to be proceeded Everywhere by a

couple of rather fet in Brick

Layers

Senor here is a Chinese screen which we

use sometimes when the customer feels

the

drought

R that'll have to do come and help me

with it tarton and Shiner what a ense

really

wait

minut we can't be shown up like this in

front of your wife and her friend can we

excuse

me we do not intend to eat our dinner

screened off from public view like a lot

of journalists so unless you want your

Chinese scam folded around your ears I

warn you my employer will not be put out

for the likes of you you may tell your

employer that if he has a bone to pick

with me I do not wish to see his

dog you can tell him yourself I can hear

him

coming

scream everything's arranged the

Constable is poised to pursue

s he's emptied my seal but his lips are

first no he first as oppos no duck

peasant

what is this screen go up there's a very

rough crowd at the next table a couple

of Tarts and their night's work I didn't

want you to be disturbed oh good good

well I wish you too all the luck in the

world thank you we're going to need

it newly words oh yes all the

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luck fetch me the paper and meanwhile

keep an eye on Mari and Thunders he's

sitting at a table in the garden now let

me know if e gets up I'll throw a bucket

of water over him no no

Scandal and not forgetting your wedding

plans

Eugenia all the luck in the world thank

you

glasses all the luck in the world thank

you glasses

thank

you

glasses oh are

they they must go the

screen why are you speaking like that

like what you're speaking in a peculiar

way no am I I notic what's the matter

with your voice nothing there's no need

to shout I'm not shouting I'm speaking

normally not so loud and you're not

eating lost your appetite chicken

wouldn't you be I'd like some chicken

and I'd like some more champagne I can

feel it working

already breast or

leg all

over breast or leg I'll Take Wing have

you got it got it the glass is empty

I'll get a waiter all right yeah I'll

get one too we don't need two waiters

all right I'll help him get the first

don't be silly oh look I've got the wish

how have you come on Hilda

guard well done you've got the main part

no that means it's your wish no no no no

no a wife's wish no no no no that's not

how we play it I'm beginning to regret I

ever married you maybe you should both

have a wish oh all right close your eyes

count to 20 and don't tell me what you

wish

1 2

3 what's this beise Champion C tossa

fails to qualify at

Brar what paper is this 14 15 16 17 18

20 good heaven

it

works sir what what a young couple have

leapt into your coach did one of them

look Scottish I don't know but the other

one had a Tartan

cloak it's them quick jump up behind and

take them to this Blum blot 20 ft c r

in happy birthday to

you happy bir birthday to

you happy

birthdayy birthday to

you thank

you I

take z i beon my

cat suers my God my uncle I want you're

fil I

what in deploring these scenes of un

Austrian excess anything in the

paper thank

you in deploring these scenes of anustan

excess we do not make the error of

confusing Cafe soci Society with Society

in General yet the example of the Roman

Empire lays ever before us when those

who presume to set standards are seen to

have abandoned decent Aryan values for

the degenerate postures of an alien

culture we say

enough is enough we have nothing against

the Celtic race as such we are assured

that the Kelts have a long and obscure

history and have made their contribution

such as it is to science and the Arts

but their ways are not our ways and we

cannot but condemn this infatuation with

the Barbarian Barack Universe of s

Walter scotch and his ilk it is a moral

issue well that's all very well but it

doesn't stop them

advertising hunting steart under draws

in the same paper partly from you we

Madam hardly like he

must but how late it is our guest is not

arrived yes I can't think what has

happened my brother-in-law's letter

definitely said he was sending Marie to

my safekeeping today I'm was so looking

forward to seeing the dear child again

after these what 10 years she'll find me

more uh

stic than sankla has bant for her fate

is is just like my own I too know what

it is to have

loved and to have been separated from a

man who stole my heart oh madam

how I long for a man to steal

mine how will I know when it happened oh

you never fear with me it

was on a horse tram in the barn Hof

sta I remember the chestnut trees were

in

bloom he sat down opposite

me he caught my

eye I

smiled what happened to him

Madame he jumped off between

stops and was knocked down by a tram

coming the other way but it was it was

still love but it was

still separation I'll never forget the

pain as it rolled out of my sight

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forever is that those people next door

being the bag pipes again I think it is

a commos outside Madam I shall go and

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see in you go there no arguments oh

someone is going to pay for this what

makes you think they haven't I am not

the woman you think I am I'm not even

the woman you think is the woman you

think I am what am I own to the see of

I'm Austrian

excess you

whoa here ult your horses oh a thousand

apologies please disregard I'll be all

right now it's these cold nights the

steam rising from their Sleek Rippling

hunches

wait at last are you a goer o I am a

goer all say I have the finest pair of

chestnuts of any Coachman in the

city did I say tonight my window will be

open desert who are all these people

what are they doing here my instructions

are that this couple are to remain here

until the arrival of your brother-in-law

but surely this C be the young woman I

of course she isn't and I can prove it

if she has to at the same time we don't

want to be taken for someone who leaves

Society to pay his bills here's a letter

from your brother-in-law which explains

let me have it thank happens I'll

station Myself by your front door and

wait for the arrival of your

brother-in-law well now you can see my

friend and I are the innocent victims of

a police force the like of which would

explode The credibility of a comic Opera

ah now I stand thank goodness for that

liette you know where we keep the tin of

broken biscuits take The Coachman into

the kitchen and give him

one well we must be going we have a long

way to get home yes and somebody really

ought to give us our fair for our

trouble stop you are not leaving here

what and don't blame us it wasn't our

fault oh my dear a pretty child of

course I don't blame you your fate is

exactly like my own it happened to me on

a horse tram in the barn Hof you mean

the minute you got on it took off like a

rocket no I mean love and who can gain

see the power of love you sir you have

behaved recklessly but don't give up

hope I am not the woman you think I am

what you don't mean of course she

doesn't have no fear I'll see you

married in the morning thank you I no I

think we ought to wait she's so young

and I'd like to sleep on it

elsewhere

L lard tell me did The Coachman take the

biscuit he is taking it now

Madam this may be your uncle none too

soon well this will clear things up

on the other hand maybe it won't this

man in ceased to be admitted that's

zangler servant frine Bloom and blood

well sir my employer has sent me on a

head to explain to you that this young

couple who got into the coach are not

actually the young couple oh no it's

them but of course it's them not only is

it them it's him do you know this man

here Saunders Saunders mari's lover she

must think I'm oh m what's the matter I

think I've got it I think I gave it to

you but this man is not I know all about

that my employer was obliged to pay this

man's Bill hot Bill to save the ladies

from being turned over to the police hot

ladies and now he's got another one

don't you have dinner with him Miss

he'll alter you before the

dessert he'll desert you before the

altar what is all this nonsense who sent

you here your brother-in-law ha zangler

he Mok this man for Saunders and this

lady for his niece exactly so he wants

you to let us go before he gets here but

that's the exact opposite of what it

says in this letter you're obviously not

to be

trusted

list this must be ha

zangler lightning are you a goer I am a

goer can't vain there

Vine Bell her Vine oh show him in a

thoroughly reliable man I've often heard

zle speak of him have you don't concern

yourself you have to care in the world

care Vine now Madam my apologies for

calling so late Vine Bol Chief sales

assistant to H angler oh I'm delighted

to make your

acquaintance let me introduce you to her

Saunders her Saunders her Vine her Vine

her

Saunders but perhaps you two already

know each

other I don't believe I've had the honor

uh no I I don't believe

so I I know Mari of course wait a minute

Madam it's him Mari and I must leave

leave immediately ha angas changed his

mind instructed me to take Mari away

come on my dear your uncle is waiting

for us just one moment her binel kindly

desist from ordering people in and out

of my house as if it were a a blazing

cuckoo

clock Marie happens to be in love with

her sers well yes and no excuse me mam

please no the moment they met she was

absolutely bow over all I can't

understand except that in my case it was

a hor tram in the barn Hof strer you

will run over by a tra Madam please I

must

explain one only has to look at her

Saunders to see the te is that he's no

Don hor look into his

eyes I've seen more treachery in a

cocker spaniel now this what we must do

Mari who is this impostor Madam it's him

how dare you he is the real impostor

what does this man want who are you you

mean you don't know him and he's been

putting himself about a zangler servant

I knew he wasn't to be trusted

lard fetch the constable in

here I'm having you arrested arrested me

for false impersonation but this place

is deeming with frauds I'm about the

only person here who isn't pretending to

be somebody

else what can I do for you Mom apprehend

this

person watch

yourself he said have a care conable I

mean arrest him arrest

him get rid of him yes the man's a

menace her zangler and party her zangler

oh show him

in there we are at L who's a pretty boy

then better late than never what a night

it's be oh thank goodness first first

getus my

fiance and my fiance's

frine BL

BL and this is my ward

Mar Marie are you sure the wedding is

tomorrow but what happened to her

Saunders and that young not her wedding

I wedding such haste I'm not letting

Madame canor out of my sight until after

her married I have my

reasons why has the conable got my my

milk you all by the um

geranium you mean he is RAR tell who I

am my servant of course and do you have

a Salesman by the name of Vine B I have

and where is he now uhoh fast asleep

above the shop I arrest my case Vine

B wasn't that the name of the hor the

one with the cousin who stole your coot

not a ttan coot with a hood just like

Marie yes I'm afraid it was well surely

it can't have been Vine though they were

here I told you it wasn't Saunders it is

my so-called husband was he soall or

wasn't he where is he he was here just

now the window is

open

St I was just about to make him my

partner oh if I find that he's been on

the

assle

classic isn't he masterful did you

notice the Spurs I think I prefer him to

your first husband Eugena oh yes he had

two left feet poor

Alfred what happened to him he got

knocked down by A Horse Tram on the bar

half St

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Garden is completely walled

in and the gate is

locked but there's no sign of them what

happened to the coach

uh he's very thick with the Parlor made

apparently but he's supposed to remain

outside he didn't want to frighten the

horses but tell him to bring his coach

around the

gate if we set off now will be owned by

first

light I'm won't be expecting us and

we'll catch him on the op oh ow if it's

the same B he's finished in ey class

groceries I will seek to

that van of the person is fled to my

room we locking the door on him the

person he has lock it we break it down o

la la

H I have a Nur

key who was

that vinall is that you

Christopher is that you Mr vineall yes

classic where are you yeah someone

trying to unlock the door can you get

down

yes

no the wall no we're done for I'm sorry

Christopher it's all right Mr B it

wasn't your fault it was a wonderful

rasle yes not bad really

to hell with

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those

marus courage monore I have a ladder

first class is that really you oh AUST

it's not proper it is you courage my

little cabbage

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trust me I will I will don't look it's

not

proper have you got the documents what

have you got the documents what

documents you haven't forgotten already

the documents I gave you in the

restaurant oh those documents well where

are they

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lightning he's

it you

I must get

my all I want piece

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ofg

excuse I have

my in my

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oh there a

l there another L Got Away quick open

the gate where's the

go carage

mmore then

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SL

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H it's you good morning Edler just

opening up the shop Ed angler where's

vball he's here angler where where is

where you mean where is he now her

jangler yes yes ainbo yes where's ainbo

now you nums good morning ha angler oh

shut

up how was the parade I oh oh my dear

fell I thought what do you want ah Mari

pay The Coachman from the

tool I present my faithful partner a

vinel we owe him an apology I feel and

my chief Sal assistant Master Christoper

Madam canor my fiance the future FR Anga

the wedding is tomorrow

congratulations haven't we met

before what no no I thought not course

you haven't this is the first time that

Madam canor has been swept the Heap of

my campfire that's very well put Chief I

don't mean the Heap of my campfire pump

around the scene of your Memoirs squired

around the Hub of your Empire that's why

the first time the B Canard has been

squired around up of my Empire and what

do you think of an all Eugenia rather

empirical eh every modern convenience a

springloaded cash flow to knock your eye

out and your hat off

H

angler Thunder I'll kill him oh Uncle H

Thunder you're not still dogging me for

that miserable unpaid hat Bill are

you I am coming from Brussels I am

coming from the lawyer of your

relatively departed ant what unless your

aunt is mortified

mortified as a da is my

aunt how

Dreadful this man is to Rich sir of

course my

dear oh oh darling does this

me

Uncle June isn't it August August of

course how much exactly when never mind

for now I think we all deserve a

champagne breakfast

G where you be in the post Jenny bams

Bing you're upset I can tell get out and

catch the pox

no pop the that's the boy can I of Pop

the we have two happy couples to

taste I believe after all Marie is a

mortgageable age and August August

August here is a credit to his

profession where are you in m it risk

Capital mainly I think Uncle have you

thought about high class Provisions

we'll open an account as soon as we're

married it's an account toub come with

me and you'll eat old sale for the rest

of your life and there's another thing

August August I haven't got long well we

ought to be going too actually Monday

August the zangler Empire will need a

new and in the Tilt no on the tiller

That's My

Boy and the first class to the person

who entered my life and changed my

fortunes s Madam canor

Marie F Fisher my partner AO a letter

for you

AO and my chief sales assistant Master

Christopher I give you the greatest

Company the grest company you must be a

bitler Julie August August of course you

can have my old uniform old uniform why

you crafty old what is it 23 Carl ster

Miss blo and

black sorry you must escort F Fisher you

must become better

acquainted I am already well acquainted

with her Vine

B you are you're not are you

how can you say that after writing me

all those romantic

letters scar

Moosh

elegant and under

40 wow we have three happy couples to

taste I

believe breakfast is served thank you

got you

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Mari may I take you in you girl you've

been taking me in for months have

I

help milk

you oh

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classic I don't think you've met my

wife we want the best inner in the house

and we want it

now have one both

ha

Saunders her

Saunders have Vine

ball Marty who is this

impostor well my chief sales assistant

will you do me the

honor are you the grer your eminence I

believe I am sir I understand you have

an opening for an apprenticeship in the

grocery train I believe I have sir the

successful applicant will receive aara

training grocery green grocery sh Cy

weits and measures window dressing

stocktaking debit credit and personal

hygiene the hours are from dawn to dark

to pay six gilders per month less four

gilders for board and lodging one Gilder

for laundry and one Gilder put aside in

your name against clothing and breakages

would that be satisfactory yes sir I

think that would be satisfactory do you

have any commercial experience I have

been cheaply holding horses heads

outside the golden eagle but I am my own

master and can leave at any time

Christopher give him the broom oh thank

you sir you will find me a ST

Master but a fair one I believe I have

some reputation in the Mercantile

World excuse

me I was in Vienna yesterday and there

are matters to discuss with my

partner Vienna have you ever been to

Vienna sir me oh yes good

Lord of course what's it like there

sir

yeah well

it's wonderful

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tomorrow on channel 2 it's movie night

first at 8 East Meets West when Marlon

Brando and Glenn Ford Star in Tea House

of the August Moon warm and funny an

unforgettable movie classic then ATT 10

Paul Newman and Geraldine paig star in

Tennessee Williams sweet bird of Youth

love and hate hypocrisy and greed in a

small southern town that will never be

the same that's Tea House of the August

Moon and sweet bird of Youth a Saturday

double feature tomorrow night beginning

at

8:00 stay tuned now for this week's

Excursion into the world of New Wave

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