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Look, you've got to stop getting in trouble at school, okay?

We don't pay good money to do this. I don't want to go to school.

You have to go to school.

So what?

What did I do? What did I do? I called the teacher a pussy. Big fucking deal.

You can't just do that.

That's what the thing does not... Well, he is!

Despite he is or not.

It doesn't treat me like, you know, like you paid to make me go to school there.

It treats me like trash and I'm not going to like...

You know, what about a parent -teacher meeting, huh?

Why is that? Obviously, it's like a teacher meeting and he's setting that

You know what's really tough being your stepfather?

Oh, what? I have a kid who has straight A's.

I do so well. I just have an attitude.

Where do I get it from? Where do I get it from? We get along so well, huh?

Hold on. Hold on. Anyway, you've got to do me a favor and just stop getting in

trouble at school.

Please.

You're not even my real dad.

What the? Get out of here.

I'm going to my room. I'm going to whatever the hell I want.

I'm ordering a pizza.

Unbelievable.

What am I going to do with this?

I don't know.

Call my friend over.

Hey, Eric.

What's up, man?

How you doing, all right?

Yeah, I know it's been a while.

I wanted to talk with you about something. I got a bit of an issue with

daughter. And she just is out of control.

Can't get her to behave or even listen to me.

Yeah, maybe you can give me some advice.

Oh, come over.

You know what? Bring your daughter too.

All right.

You'll like his daughter.

I hope so.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, there he is.

Tommy. Hey.

Good to see you. Good to see you, too. This is my daughter, Remy. Hi.

Hi. Come on in.

It's been a while.

Yeah. I'll have my daughter come down. Hey, Nova.

Hey, guys.

This is Eric.

Hi, Eric.

And his daughter, Remy. This is Remy.

Hi, you two.

So, this is my daughter, Nova. And this is Eric and his daughter, Remy. Well,

very nice to meet you, Nova.

Hi.

So, what do you say we go into the living room?

Yeah, let's just hop up here. Come on.

After you.

I'm sure they'll get along fine. Yeah.

So, how's everything?

Good. Oh, yeah.

You know, stuff's the same.

Works the same launching a new project, like we're always launching a new

project, you know. I hear you. What about you?

Ah, you know, it's the same. Sales.

Sales are up. So that's good.

Well, yeah. I mean, it's not a bad time for the economy, really.

There's other bad stuff going on, but the economy's already, I guess. Yep.

So I wanted to get the kids to get credit.

She didn't want them to come at first, but I'm sure that now they're hanging

out, I'm sure they'll be fine. She was kind of like, I ain't grumpy about it.

She wasn't grumpy about coming, but I think she was just afraid that she was

just going to hang out with me, catch up with my friend.

But now that they're hanging out, I'm sure it'll be good.

Good, good.

So anything else exciting going on?

No, I mean... Hobbies or...

Not really.

You're not surfing anymore?

No, I see a lot of concerts.

Oh, nice. It's been a good year for concerts.

A lot of good shows.

So I'm starting to introduce her to some of them. You know, like some of the

bands I grew up with. And she's a private intimate.

Good. You know, those guys are good. Music today.

It's terrible.

We sound old when we do that, though.

That's all right. You've got to have open minds. Of course.

Absolutely.

Speaking of which.

Well, I mean, it's funny you say that, because, I mean, there's little grumpy

things, like when she was coming over here and stuff.

But, yeah, there's some great times, too, and, well,

I remember that thing I was saying about having an open mind.

Of course.

Well, I mean, I was reading a lot about holistic experiences and stuff, and a

different aspect of it, different aspects of therapy, and hypnosis.

I'm sorry, excuse me?

Hypnosis.

For the times it really gets difficult, it really makes those difficult times

improve. And I mean really improve.

Like, you have to see, it's almost unbelievable.

How does it work?

Well, I mean, I know how to do it now. I mean, I read about it, and we practiced

it. So, I mean, I could show you. I could show you how it works.

It's hard to describe, really. You kind of have to see it to get the full.

Yeah, yeah, I understand. Depth of the experience.

Are you, like, thirsty or anything?

I'm okay.

So, what are you doing for the summer?

I don't know yet. We have a bunch of plans and, I don't know, I guess I'm

like, chilling. I hope you're not in trouble.

So, yeah.

I mean, I have a bunch of plans this summer.

I just got done doing camping with my dad and we were going to go to the water

park.

And we're going to have a bunch of fun.

What the hell? You're, like, super close with your dad?

Yeah. You're, like, a little daddy's girl.

Yeah, we have a really good relationship.

Yeah, I don't know. I guess we used to be like that.

And it's just been different lately.

Well, you want to know the secret.

Like, I don't know. Like, when we were kids, like, me and my dad were close.

But, you know, now he's not even my real dad. So I don't know if you know that.

Well, I could teach you a secret to helping.

What?

I made you laugh.

Is he crazy?

So it works.

I can do that.

I think we can do that. Totally.

Did you see that game?

I did.

Shut up.

Wow, I mean, I don't like that team.

They're too loaded.

They just spend money and get all the superstars.

That's not the way it was when we grew up.

They stayed on the same team the whole time.

I told you. You think it's a good time to...

Yeah, I saw you didn't believe me Have

you

ever been hypnotized no, you're crazy

Okay. So you're down?

Yeah. Both you guys? You want to fight?

Yeah. All right, here. You two, just sit next to each other.

You can't have glasses on.

Okay,

okay. All right, so, I mean.

All right, this is a serious thing, though. This is a serious thing. You've

to free your mind from outside concerns.

Okay, so like, just be peaceful. Are you peaceful?

Peaceful. Okay, really, like you have to focus.

Just free your mind. Shut your eyes for a moment. Shut your eyes.

Don't think of anything else but the sound of my voice.

Alright.

You're going to focus only on the object in front of you.

Nothing else.

On the count of three.

I'm going to have you open your eyes.

Three.

Two.

One.

Open.

Focus on the object.

There's nothing else.

All the rest of your thoughts have receded.

An overwhelming sense of peace is filling your being.

I'm about to move the pendulum away as you guys are now submerged deeply in

hypnosis.

What did I tell you?

What did I tell you?

Well, I'm not entirely convinced it worked because they're just, you know,

staring into the darkness or whatever.

Maybe I can... Well, we don't... I mean, they'll be motionless, whatever you do.

Why? It's not like I called them up on the phone and told them emotionally.

All right, all right, all right.

Girls, stand on one leg.

You see?

You see?

All right.

I need to do it.

All right, we can make it more extreme.

Okay, girls, be chickens.

I love you.

Well, that's what I'm saying.

All right, stop chicken, stop chicken.

Sit down again.

So, I assume you're coming in now.

Open mind, remember, open mind.

Girl,

kiss each other.

There's no way you can be careful now.

Really? I guess. I mean, hey, there they are, kissing and touching each other's

breasts.

What else can be?

Oh, we can do anything.

Really? How down are you?

Are you... Hey, you're having an open mind, right? Okay, your mind's way open.

I'm saying open.

Like it's a parachute.

It's open.

All right, stop kissing each other, girls.

Look, okay. Tommy, stand up.

Stand up.

Go ahead and give Mr. Brown a blowjob.

Wait, what?

Yeah, take it out.

Take it out. She's got nothing to give a blowjob to.

Come on, really? Yeah.

Does she look like she's paying attention?

Yeah. It's your daughter, right? Yeah, she's good at this.

What?

uh what holy wow that's kind of

strange but i guess this is really happening i mean

Can I involve her?

Yeah. Why don't you help her?

They should learn all these stuff together.

Well,

I was going to go further, but is that okay with you?

Yeah. Well, I was going to involve her more.

That's okay with you.

Yeah, sure.

Yeah?

Sure. Alright.

Super enjoying this and super into it.

We can all say the same thing.

Why don't we get you out of these clothes?

So they're like...

you're such a good little pussy eater

I have some stuff for you.

Two girls share.

See?

Hypnosis has a very unifying power.

It brings people together.

One final command.

Go to the bathroom and clean up all this messy stuff from the common sex.

Three, two, one.

And see, they won't remember a thing.

They'll feel a general sense of fulfillment end -to -end, inside and

But they won't know why.

They'll just feel good.

I guess I believed it.

Thanks for coming over. Yeah.

That was fun. I can't believe they fell for that.

I hate gnosis.