Original subtitles

- My name's Angela, and this is the best day of my life.

If I look hot, I walk.

(upbeat music)

- I'm losing my- Why is it so tight!

I'm gonna relax.

- [Vic] Today, we're giving this comedian

a total transformation.

- Anxious.

- [Vic] They have no idea who

or what they're about to become.

Once they see themselves in the mirror,

they'll have to make up a character on the spot,

and then sit down with me for an improvised interview.

This is "Very Important People".

- Oh, that's sick.

Oh my God. I'm so excited! Yeah!

I need to relax.

(curtains swishing) (funky music)

Oh my God!

Oh no!

Oh my God! I legit- I just got so scared!

(crew laughing)

Oh my God!

No, this is so scary! (crew laughing)

No joke, I could literally have a manic episode right now.

Oh my God!

Oh, I thought I was a pigeon! (all laugh)

Are you...?

(all laughing)

(funky music continues)

Oh! (laughs)

Who is this?!

Guys, I'm kind of speechless.

I can't even do bits right now.

You guys need a therapist on set.

(Angela screams and laughs) (crew laughs)

Still fits!

Part of me was like, "How funny would it be

if I was just a barista?"

"Welcome to Coldstone. Can I get you anything?"

(crew laughs)

These are crazy.

(funky music continues)

Oh, my fucking... is that?

That's not my chin.

(crew laughing)

(squeals and laughs) It goes up!

It's almost a little bit like a televangelist,

but I'm not doing that!

Hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah.

? La la la la (laughs) ?

My dentist, I won't tell. (chuckles)

God. This is too much.

(upbeat music)

- [Vic] I wish for a bigger guest house

and a thousand more wishes

and for Connie Chung to gimme a nickname.

(sighs)

(coins clinking)

We all have a story to tell,

and sometimes,

those stories need to be shared with the world.

Good evening, I'm Vic Michaelis,

back with another edition of "Very Important People".

- ? Da da da da da da ?

? Da da da da da da ?

? Da ?

In front of the chair, in front of the chair.

? Da da da da da ?

Thank you. (kisses)

Thank you. (kisses)

Hey.

- I'm such a fan.

I'm so happy that you're here. I know who you are.

Can you please introduce yourself?

- Boys, can you pick me up and bring me back in again?

- No, we don't need to go back.

- I gotta do this again.

Don't talk while I'm doing it, okay?

- Okay. Just sort of a note for me that we have.

Normally, I'm sort of the one that runs the interviews here.

And actually, you know what?

This is a great note from sort of my hero friend,

and so, I'm gonna say,

we all have a story tell, and sometimes,

those stories need to be shared with the world.

Good evening. I'm Vic Mac Michaelis

back with another edition - Uppies.

- of "Very Important People". - Uppies.

- ? Da da da da da ?

? Da da da da da ?

? Start-- ? Go. ?

? Start spreading the news ?

Alright. - Wow!

Okay. Everyone, round of applause.

- ? Hello, Vegas, I'm Fanoli. ?

Any birthdays in the house? Birthdays in the house?

(pensive music)

- It was my birthday last week.

- Ha. What's your name?

- Vic. - ? Fly me to the Vic ?

? Happy birthday, Vic ?

- [Vic] (laughs) Okay.

That was amazing. - Any marriages in the house?

- Well, I'm divorced. I just got divorced.

- ? Oh, happy day, oh happy day ?

- Incredible.

Can I just say I am such... (laughs)

- (coughing)

I'm sorry. I have COVID. (Vic laughs)

(soft prolonged beep) (elevator music)

- Okay. So maybe everybody just sort of-

- ? Mask up ?

- Your voice still sounds

as incredible as it does on all of your records.

- This is nice.

- My uncle bought me a record player,

and I used to listen to your records nonstop.

Thank you so much for coming on the show.

- I can't believe I'm here.

- You watch the show? - I heard of it.

- Okay. Well, 'cause we've been trying to track you down

for an interview for a couple of years now,

sort of since the beginning.

First guest, I said, - [Fanoli] Look at this.

- I want Fanoli on the show. - Look at this!

- And they said, "No, no, he's busy. He's not interested.

- Any birthdays? Any birthdays? Bat mitzvahs?

- Oh, okay! - Yeah?

- Well I'm 31 now, but...

- ? Strangers are 31 ?

? Our lonely people, they're always on the run ?

(Fanoli coughing) - That was beautiful!

- I can't believe I'm here. I never leave Vegas.

And I'm so grateful you guys had me,

'cause I hear you need a new theme song.

- We would love a new theme song, actually.

That would be fantastic.

We sort of had the same one for a while

- 'Cause I don't do a lot of personality stuff.

- Well, that's surprising for me to hear

because you did have a short-lived talk show.

- The network ? ripped it outta my heart. ?

- And you got a mic here.

- It's kind of like a blankie.

- Okay, well then you're welcome to keep it. Okay.

- This is what we'll do. Cut this out.

- [Vic] Fanoli. Fanoli!

You absolutely rapscallion! Are we catching this?

- You are gorgeous. - Really?

- I really mean it. - Compared to who?

- Um...

I just say that to people.

- Oh, okay. Yeah.

Well, it's just, you met so many famous people,

you know what I mean?

And famously, you had a falling out with Cher.

- I told you not to bring that up on here.

Can we go fuckin' back?!

And not mention that whore's name?!

- Who? Cher?

- You did it again!

- Okay. We're going-

- I don't wanna get those boys to pick me up again!

- No. And we don't have to.

Honestly, we're gonna blah, blah, blah.

I just think they don't make stars like you anymore.

- I say that all the time.

- Comedy record, talk show,

line of shoulder-padded sweaters.

Is there something that you can't do?

- I'm not good at sitting down, having a conversation.

- Sure.

- Feel a little outta my depth here.

- I get that, and I'm hearing you, and I'm listening.

- But I appreciate it.

I don't meet a lot of people today that still like my stuff.

- Your-

- I've been told it has to off of Speedeefy

because it doesn't hold up to the times.

- Okay. Well hey, listen.

Your album, "Do You Believe in Life After Love,

Not That One", changed my life.

When you sang that line,

Do you know which one I'm talking about?

When you sang that line,

No, I can't. I can't. Nobody wants to hear that.

- Look at this. Come on.

- I'm not a singer. - I love it.

- It's like an audition.

I can't.

? Do you believe in life, not that one ?

(Fanoli clapping)

Like, it changed my life 'cause I was like,

(Fanoli coughs)

Can we get my new friend some water?

Can we get my new friend some water?

- Only if it has sparkles on it.

- [Vic] Okay. - Gimme the mic back.

- And of course. - That was gorgeous.

I love listening to the youth sing.

- Thank you. I really appreciate you saying that.

You said something about gifting us with a new theme song.

- So yeah. I'm trying to do more.

My agent says this. My agent, she's 106.

- Your agent is 106?

- Yeah. Doesn't use emails.

Try to have an agent who doesn't use email.

- Try having an agent at all. You know?

They can sort of book you on stuff.

- Oof.

Just interrupts the flow of the interview completely.

- No. Yeah, yeah. My agent.

- Almost impossible to pick up

and have some good banter here. Okay.

- Right, right. Of course. Of course.

- Anyway, my agent wants me to start doing more gigs

that aren't Vegas-based.

- Well, you started off as a road musician, correct?

- Oh yeah. I grew up on the road.

- Well, you started in a family band.

- The Oregon Flail. - [Vic] The Oregon Flail,

and you seven were thick as thieves.

One by one, they mysteriously start going missing.

- I miss my brothers and sisters every day.

- Yeah. And a lot of people said, "What happened to them?

Why are you the only one left?"

- (chuckles) Show biz!

Kick out who doesn't belong!

- Okay, so... - I'm so sorry.

I can't hold eye contact with you.

It's just not good eye contact.

- 'Cause I'm so beautiful?

- No, I just wanna look elsewhere.

- Oh, and you know what? You're giving such good notes,

'cause I feel like, sometimes, I get so locked into like,

let's do the interview, let's do the interview,

and it's just sort of like,

"What if we just looked other places," right?

- Look at that.

I don't think anyone ever told Barbara Walters

that she's a performer, too.

- Do you mean that?

- I think you gotta perform more.

Is that a digital picture frame?

- [Vic] Oh, okay.

So this is sort of my waterfall.

This season, I said I want a huge water feature.

- Say that. Perform it.

"This season, I want a big water feature."

- (copying Fanoli) This season, I want a big water feature.

- Yeah. Now, but do it in your voice.

- Okay.

- Do it like you got a hairy cock.

- Okay.

- (in unison) This season, I want a big water feature.

- Now go like this. Ready?

"This is my floor!" - This is my floor.

- No! This is your show, right?

- This is my show.

- You gotta go, "This is my floor!"

- This is my floor!

- Yeah. Okay, now ask me the next question.

- Okay. What are your hopes and dreams?

- This is... "what are your hopes and dreams?!"

- What are your hopes and dreams?

- My third wife, Maureen, to call me back.

- We have so much in common. - You have a third wife?

- Well, I don't have a third wife,

but I do have an ex-husband,

and he's sort of not answering my calls.

I do have to say, going through my divorce,

I spent a lot of time watching that music video

that you did in the eighties.

'89, the Berlin Wall is coming down,

and you sang that song, "Build Me Up".

And so, I was hoping we could play a snippet

of the music that you had.

- Oh, you cutting the clips that I know I gotta do later.

- [Vic] Let's go ahead.

- You dirty, dirty person!

- ? Hey Gorbachev ?

(scatting)

? You say Berlin, I say wall ?

? Ba-doom bow ?

- Well, what I like about, honestly, this phase for you

was the acrobatics that you had going on.

- Oh, don't you dare. One more pimp out.

I'll give you one more and you're done!

? Ho, ha ?

? Yah ?

? The Berlin Wall ?

- What I love most about this song is,

when you took a break,

you're sort of catching your breath,

and you sort of do the alphabet backwards.

- The worst thing you could ask me to do.

? Z, A-B-C-D ?

? Z, Y ?

? Nope, A-B-C-D-E ?

So listen, what kind of song you want?

What's the song of the show now?

And I'd love to be a part of like, the new media.

Like, Gen Z watches this shit, right?

- Well, you know what?

It's a lot of people in their forties.

- Forties?

That's a young demographic that I would love to get.

- [Vic] Okay, well, fantastic!

If we can get a PA to fly in Fanoli's piano.

Do you want me to hold that?

- No. - No.

- I want it right here.

- [Vic] And thank you so much for that.

- Thank you so much.

Could you get something that could be my balls?

- I think, honestly, what we're going for is,

are you sort of looking for a...

- You always have to pose for a picture before you sing.

- [Vic] Okay, well that's good to know.

I'm dabbling in vocal lessons myself.

Oh, okay. - You are?

Thank you.

- Okay, well...

- Hey, for camera, how does that look?

- [Vic] I think that's pretty bad for camera.

- Let's redo it for the pictures, too.

- Okay, I see. Perfect. Fantastic. And I think we got that.

- Okay. Tell me what you want!

What kind of vibe is your show,

Your wannabe Barbara Walters thing?

- No, I'm not wannabe. I am.

I'm Vic Michaelis. Well, and it's confusing.

- It's so hard to follow you.

- What do you mean?

Like, online? Or just here? (Fanoli mumbling)

- I talk fast?

- No, it's the notes.

? There's no melody in way you're speaking ?

- Wha...? - ? Wha, wha ?

Gimme that.

? Wha ?

You gotta move your fucking mouth!

- I thought you said I was moving my mouth too fast.

- I need to hear you! "This is my floor!"

- Hey! Let's (stammers) but the theme song!

- What do you want in your theme?

- Honestly, I'm looking for something that says like,

I'm here for serious journalism.

I'm here for the news. (piano clatters)

Are you okay?

- Ow!!

- [Vic] Hey. Okay. What did it hit?

- Ow!! - Okay, okay. Here we go.

We're fine. How about I hold this for ya?

- Medic! - [Vic] We go. We're fine.

We don't need a medic. - Oh!!

That hit my inner thigh. - [Vic] Okay.

- Oh! - [Vic] And there we go.

And we're so good after that. (slurping drink)

- What were you doing down here?

- So sort of what I'm working on right now is like,

you sort of got a situation where you needed something,

and I said, "I'm gonna be the one to help,

and I'm gonna help so hard."

- There you go. I'm hearing your voice do stuff.

- Okay! Look at that! I'm an excellent learn.

- Okay. - I mean, that's okay.

So for the theme song that we're looking for,

something that says I'm a serious journalist.

(random piano keys)

I have integrity, both in my conviction,

and also in my ability to tell a story, you know?

We're here to get to the heart of something.

- Stop!

? Ah ? (playing piano scale)

We're warming up. - Okay.

? Ah (coughs) ? (playing scales again)

- I sort of thought you would've done this before.

(piano clangs)

- Ow!! - [Vic] Okay.

So... - Ow!!!

And who brought this piano? Okay.

Did you bring this, or is this ours?

- Ow!!

- You're so lucky I did my breathing before this

'cause I would be so mad!

Are you okay?

- (strained) Yeah. (strained groaning)

- Here. Ah!

- Can I get another one of these?

- If we can get another one of these?

This one is full, still. Do you not want- No?

- Shh! I need to open it to feel better.

Thank you! - Of course.

- 86 years old, and you're still out here,

and you're making theme songs.

It's really incredible,

and I'm sorry that you keep getting injured on our set.

- Thank you. - [Vic] When you brought

those six lions on stage

during the Super Bowl halftime show in '93,

I genuinely remember thinking,

"That's what I wanna do with my life,

except I wanna do it

in the sense that I'm interviewing people,"

you know what I mean?

I wanna feel like there's six lions on stage with me

during a Super Bowl halftime show.

That's your impact.

- Did my agent tell you to say that?

- No. We tried to get your agent on the phone a lot,

and your agent wouldn't call us back.

- Those lions changed my life,

and all of the meshugas telling me

that that was the downfall in my career,

it hurts me to this day, so thank you for saying that.

- Well, I remember reading an interview

where you said those lions were like your sons,

and then your sons sort of came out

and said that you hadn't spoken to them in eight years.

- 'Cause they're friends with that bitch!

- Cher.

Sorry. - Let's get you a theme song.

- And hey, if you need anything for the rest of the day,

you let me know. You call me.

(metronome ticking)

- I like to sit in a metronome sometimes.

- Process.

I didn't know this was how songwriting works.

- Sit in it. Right?

What is tempo, aye?

- I remember reading an interview

where you talked about how Mozart-

- Shh. Enough sparkles

will affect the tempo.

- Enough sparkles will affect-

- (whispering) Shut the fuck up.

(tempo playing)

Is this the tempo we're moving?

- Is that the tempo?

- Is that the tempo my dick feels good in?

Huh? Is this the tempo?

(tempo playing)

- I'm getting... my dick's moving to that.

(silence)

- I can't do this.

- No, me either. No, me either.

- Right?

I can't get though one demo. - [Vic] We need silence on set

We gotta be so quiet while the artist is working, please.

- There's no accountability here.

No one's calling this person out.

- There's none. There's no accountability,

and this is something we've been working so hard on

since I got back from Hungary,

so I'm sorry that you had to witness that.

- Oh, wow. Hungary. Good broads there. Yeah.

(percussion beat) - Okay!

- Sit in it.

(short, repetitive percussive beat)

This doesn't feel like your vibe.

- So I want sort of like, Nancy Grace,

but in a way that is...

And I think we got the picture,

so I don't think we need more pictures.

(percussion beat continues)

And they got, I think,

plenty with your new penis. (piano clangs)

- Ah!! (crying)

- Hey everyone, if we could just calm down.

- Turn it off!!

- And we got that off.

- Gimme another one, please! (coughs)

- If we can get another one of these.

- Ooh!! - [Vic] Okay.

- Can I tell you something?

- I would love to hear anything that you have to say.

- (strained whisper) I can't do this.

- You can't do a theme song?

You can't do the interview?

- I'll write your theme song,

but you gotta tell my agent to stop booking me.

Look at me.

Men used to go to war.

- Yeah. - Look at me.

- Hey, you're doing important things, too.

You wrote theme song for the Marines.

- I thought it was too high pitch.

- No, no, no, no!

Come on, let's play a little clip of the song.

- Fuckin' damn it. Jesus Christ.

? Thank you, brave people ?

? Brave, brave, brave ?

? Gya da ?

It's a good song. I looked gorgeous doing it.

- Who knew that the army could be so chic?

- You look tired. - Me?

- And that's why I think I feel safe telling you I'm tired.

- [Vic] Just sort of like you don't wanna perform anymore?

Okay, well if you don't wanna be singing,

what do you wanna be doing?

- I miss naps. - You wanna retire?

Here's the thing. You're teaching me how to be a big dog.

How about I give you the space right now

to make a formal retirement announcement?

- You mean be a small dog?

- [Vic] What if you were a little lap dog for a little bit?

- I can't do that. - Come here. Watch.

- Not a man with a big ol' hairy cock.

- [Vic] Come here. Watch this.

- He can't be a small dog. - Watch this. Ready?

I swear to God you gotta blur this.

- I don't want this person's feet near me.

- [Vic] Watch this.

Hi, little lap dog.

Hi, buddy! Hi, pal.

You're such a good little dog.

Do you want an energy drink?

- (shakily) No, I want water.

- Yeah. You haven't had water in a long time, huh?

- (crying) I haven't had anything not caffeine.

- Yeah. What if you didn't have to perform anymore? Huh?

- What would I wear?

- Maybe a shirt from a vacation that you got

to the Outer Banks?

- But I can't go outta town unless I sing.

- You can go out of town unless you sing.

You have made, I would imagine, so much money,

plus that inheritance that you got

from when all of your siblings died.

(Fanoli sniffles)

Ignore everybody else here.

What if you just made an announcement and said,

"Hey, Fanoli's taking a little break."

- [Fanoli] I couldn't. - [Vic] You can.

- Not on camera. - You could!

- Will you hold my hand if I do it?

- I would love to hold your hand. What an honor.

What sort of a newsworthy honor.

Here we go.

Do I have to carry you?

- Cut out that tear. I can't believe. Okay.

- Okay, here we go. Here we go.

Okay. Okay. Okay.

Here we go. Here we go. Okay, here we go.

(Fanoli coughing)

So we got a formal announcement.

Maybe we hit that spotlight.

- Okay.

- Okay. (soft, emotional music)

- There it is. The spotlight.

Oh, wow.

It feels so good.

I don't know! Vic, I might sing!

I don't know if I'm gonna retire or sing!

The spotlight's really feeling good!

- Watch this.

Yeah. And look. Nobody died.

Nothing terrible happened. Nothing fell outta the sky.

You're just Fanoli.

(emotional music continues)

- Just Fanoli. - Yeah.

And what does just Fanoli wanna say?

- Any birthdays in the house?

- No, no, no, no. - Any birthdays in the house?

- No. I took my shoes off for this.

We're gonna just go ahead and we're gonna...

- God. - [Vic] Fanoli,

I have some rapid fire questions for you,

if that's okay. - Cut all that shit out!

That was fuckin' awful and vulnerable.

(mellow music)

- Fanoli, do you have any pets?

- One chew toy. - That's a pet?

- My old dog who died 20 years ago

used to still chew it, and I keep it.

- But there's not a pet, then.

That's sort of like a item. - It was my pet's pet.

- Okay. I will say okay to that.

Do you have any hidden talents? Okay.

Do we have any hidden talents, Fanoli?

- I can find the clit.

- Seeing as you're three wives deep,

I don't how true that is, Fanoli.

- Ba da tsh!

Any birthdays?

- Okay, no. Okay. Sit. Sit. - Any birthdays?

- What are binge watching currently?

- "Breaking Bad". - [Vic] Really?

- ? Da da da da ?

- [Vic] Okay. Are you a good dancer?

- [Fanoli] Yeah!

(shouts)

- [Vic] Okay. And so, that's amazing.

Name a relationship deal breaker.

- When they're rude to waiters.

- [Vic] Really? - Yeah.

- You sort of give that energy

that maybe you sort of like things in a particular way.

- No, I don't like when they're nice to waiters.

Being rude to waiter's a deal breaker. They must be.

- Okay, Fanoli, what is something on your bucket list?

- Ooh! I've never gotten wine tasting.

- Well, would you like to try wine tasting?

- Okay.

- Let's bring in some wine for a wine tasting.

- Oh, wow. I just said that outta my ass.

(mellow music)

- We do a happy hour every Wednesday.

I'm not invited, but I'm working my way up to it.

- What do you mean you're working your way up to it?

- It's been communicated to me that we need to build trust

and sort of the crew likes doing that altogether,

and they say I sort of kill the vibe.

- Okay. What about a theme song like this?

If you kill the vibe... - No.

- [Fanoli] What about this?

- I think, for a theme song, that wouldn't,

'cause the viewer loves me.

(plays "Jaws Theme" by John Williams)

Sort of the Jaws theme song. (Fanoli screams)

Yeah. - That's a little trick.

- [Vic] Sort of a copyrighted-

(piano clangs) - Ow! Okay.

- Okay. This is a 2025 vintage.

- This is so fun. - [Vic] Okay, thanks.

- I looked at myself. Wow.

- You're still healing a little bit on your face, eh?

- Mm.

- I didn't mean to say anything.

Obviously, you're quite-

- You did mean to say anything. It came outta your mouth.

- Well, I wasn't going to say anything.

I'm just saying, I can see you got maybe some...

(mumbles) You got some surgery.

- Say it with your dick.

- (whispers) You got some surgery?

- Say it with your fuckin' dick!

- We're breaking it here.

You got a little bit of face surgery?

- ? I did ?

I love my doctor.

Good lay, too. Cheers.

- Okay. Well, hey. Cheers to that.

- They don't make 'em like they used to.

- Okay. What was your first job?

- (retches) Disgusting. - Really?

- My first job? Singing in the church choir.

- Incredible. Are you allergic to anything?

- I kissed a woman once with that lip injection stuff.

- Like a bee sting lip gloss?

- Yeah. And I got a rash all over.

- That is so bad. - Yeah. Not good wine.

- No. So sorry. The crew's been drinking that for weeks.

So you're allergic to bees? - To bees.

- Buzz, buzz. That's good to know.

- So, bees. - Huh?

- I don't go this long without singing, so.

- Why don't you sing this next answer?

What's the best gift you ever received?

- ? When I was a boy ?

? My father gave me a toy ?

? That toy was a plane ?

? That plane was plastic ?

? And I will never forget ?

Any birthdays?

- Kinda a story-song. - Any birthdays?

- So, and last question and one that I ask

each and every one of my guests,

- Any birthdays?

- What is the meaning of life?

- Whoa. Um.

I don't know. What...

What do you think the meaning of life is?

- Huh.

You know, I have guests ask me this from time to time,

and especially recently, I've been thinking a lot about it

as I've been doing a lot of introspection.

- Just get to it. - Okay.

Money.

Yeah. Money. - Huh.

- [Vic] You know?

I think making it, and keeping it, and living with it,

and sort of being able to do things because of it.

- I'll tell you something about money.

- [Vic] Sure.

- As someone who has a lot of it,

maybe I've just been divorced five times,

and had every hit record,

and been to every major city,

and stayed in every presidential suite.

- That sounds pretty good.

I wouldn't mind staying in a presidential suite.

- I don't think it's money!

- Okay. Well then, what is it?

- ? I don't need money ?

? I don't even like it ?

? I just wanna throw it away ?

Sing it.

? I don't need money ? - ? Money ?

- ? I don't even like it ? - ? Like it ?

- ? I just wanna throw it away ?

That's it! Let's start there.

- ? Maybe take a little outta the tra- ?

- [Fanoli] Shh, shh, shh. Here we go.

(playing random piano keys)

- ? I don't need money ?

? I don't even like it ?

? I just wanna throw it away ?

? I don't need money ?

? I don't even like it ?

? I just wanna throw it away ?

Boys! Come over here!

- Okay. That can't be the theme song though, 'cause-

- That's gotta be the theme song!

- Well, I want money, and...

Oh, okay!

- I like it! I need you boys to hold this.

- [Vic] Oh. - Okay?

(piano keys playing)

- ? I don't need money ?

? I don't even like it ?

? I just wanna throw it away ?

Barbara Walters, get in here!

? I don't need money ?

? I don't even like it ?

? I just wanna throw it away ?

I can't do it with my big fingers!

- Do you need some help at all? I got that. I can help.

- Okay, so we're gonna kick line, okay?

- Okay. - Okay.

So let's practice this. Cut all this shit out.

So we're gonna move this way, okay?

You hold on. - Okay.

- Ready?

And would it kill you to clap?!

- We're not allowed to talk to them like that anymore.

- [Fanoli] 1, 2, 3, 4!

? I don't need money ?

? I don't even like it ? This way!

? I just want to throw it away ?

? I don't need money ? Can we get some lights?

? I don't even like it ?

? I just wanna throw it away ?

Come on, Barbara!

- ? I'll take some money ?

- ? You don't even like it ?

- ? I might like it a little bit ?

- Higher! Own your floor.

Do it with a big dick! - [Vic] Okay.

? I don't need money ?

? I don't even like it ?

? I guess all just throw it away ?

- ? I don't need money ?

? I don't even like it ?

? I just wanna throw it away ?

? Oh, I don't need money ?

? I don't even like it ? (crew clapping to beat)

? I just wanna throw it away (coughs) ?

Come on, boys! Take me home!

? I don't need money ?

? I don't even like it ?

? I just wanna throw it away ?

- I'm Vic Michaelis, reminding you to be true to yourself.

Unless you'd rather be somebody else.

Goodnight. (Fanoli singing in the background)

We can't use that as a theme song at all,

so that's sort of unusable. (crew joins in singing)

Let's scrap it.

Maybe get him a quaalude,

and then we'll see if we can come back in an hour or two.

- ? I don't need money ?

? I don't even like it ?

? I just wanna throw it away ?

? I don't need money ?

? I don't even like it ?

? I just wanna throw it away ?

? I don't need money ?

? I don't even like it ?

? I just wanna throw it away ?

Do we have any birthdays in the house?

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