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there should be means to an end
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and there are paths that seem to lead nowhere
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tracks that are infinite extensions of a spinning wheel
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which, without stopping, completes its directionless rotation
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is there a meaning above all else?
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a hidden word that explains all the other words
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what a pleasure it would be to go out into the world
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looking to the future
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pacing. strutting
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waiting in triumph
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high. knowing
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if the hidden word existed.
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so I drive on the same roads from one place to another
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and there it is, this photo.
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this image running through my head
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when grief paralyzes me.
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the accident.
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the dying man's eyes and his last words
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words like a testament
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hidden truth
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The man was hit by a truck and lay bleeding on the side of the road.
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I passed by there by chance. It was about three years ago.
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curiosity led me to the dying person
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I couldn't help. I never learned
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I had my curiosity though
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if he smiled as he died?
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I've heard they smile at death as if they could see a better world
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he didn't smile but he spoke
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broken, but he spoke
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"my papers are in my pocket"
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hidden truth? "my papers are in my pocket"
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then he died without a smile
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like a squashed fly on flowery wallpaper
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if this memory was in full bloom
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I could be in that dying person's shoes
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I could also express words of hidden meaning
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If I knew them
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If I had found them
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I'd never run over an animal
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Animals have no words
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THE TASTE OF LIFE
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friends of tasteful entertainment
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if it's a pleasure to taste sperm, especially straight from a dick
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in courage lies strength. discovering this creates a world without borders
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sperm is life, not the castrated life that opens the way to the top
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and wants to free himself from the darkness of the cave
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The taste of sperm is the taste of life
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what you eat determines how it tastes
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bitter, sweet, salty, rotten or heavenly
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that's true freedom. to decide what you swallow
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Men, drink more pineapple juice!
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would you drive me?
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Enter
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don't be bothered by the camera, it's my action camera. I have my own vlog
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vlog ?
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video blog. I interview people
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I'm not interested in what's in the news
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but rather what people say in the street
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Everyone has a story
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I could also tell you lots of stories
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Can I do an interview with you?
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of course, why not
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taste of cinnamon stars
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I like to eat Christmas cookies, cinnamon stars and stollen for example.
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I've always wondered why we only get these things at Advent.
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so I made cinnamon stars in summer
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my guests looked at me skeptically because I violated the date
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do you have a little more time?
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I'll be back soon
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Rolf only had sex with me on Sundays. My mother only bathed at weekends.
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I cried at my uncle's funeral without feeling sad.
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Marianne cooks her bad pasta and I say "delicious".
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when I go to bed, I feel a little afraid of the night
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because of the irritated looks of my guests I stopped cooking for the summer
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and still wait for Christmas
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I cried at my uncle's funeral without feeling sad.
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Marianne cooks her bad pasta and I say...
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"my papers are in my pocket
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... why they live the way they do. if they want to live in a different way
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I'm writing this little poem for you...
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every ass you crawl up will make you shit one day
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... ingenious. I'd say rather trivial. It's just a sentence I wrote to you:
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i love you so much
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taste of guilt
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Should we play doctor?
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no, the scribble will fall
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I play doctor with Andy and he always has it
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mommy said who touches a girl's kitten...
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why?
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because ...
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because he doesn't like it
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but it feels good
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here it hurts
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you are sin personified!
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it happens here when I'm away
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Aren't you ashamed?
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No
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you're so cunning
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you even cover up for the Lord Jesus so he doesn't see your misdeeds
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but he sees it, girl
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he sees it
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you know that the Lord Jesus was crucified for the sin of mankind
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long after the death of the Lord Jesus
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When hatred and sin once again ruled the world
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he wanted to come back to help mankind again
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but he needed the heart of a pure child
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thanks to which he could have been born
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and he didn't find any
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he can cross my heart
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have you forgotten what you did?
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so it can no longer cross my heart?
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I don't know
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I don't know. Good night.
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Lord Jesus, I'm so sorry
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I hope you're not angry
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Please, Lord Jesus, come into my heart
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the world is full of sin and you play doctor?
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Am I guilty of the fact that you can't return to earth?
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guilt. guilt.
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guilt
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guilt. guilt. guilt. guilt.
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Whose fault is it?
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because of whom?
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it's all a decision
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if I go left, do I decide against the right?
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does saying "no" exclude "yes"?
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even not deciding is a decision
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life is like a train
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who one day goes somewhere
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to get somewhere one day
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at the beginning of our lives, we draw up roadmaps:
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school, education, work, age
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we're usually behind schedule
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we reach different, unknown stations
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others set milestones
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and often the barrier guard is called coincidence
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on our journey, we pass through some of the world's most beautiful
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we knew nothing of a day before
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we reach the last station
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we wondered if it was worth it.
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but before I get an answer
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the train broke down
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and disappeared
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fear and uncertainty accompany us
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growing guilt accompanies us
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not doing what others expect can get you into trouble
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but not being what you are ends up killing you
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it's also up to you how you manage your decisions
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with feelings of regret and guilt or with joy and pleasure
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even your Jesus is a decision
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my Jesus is a nice Jesus, he's happy when I suck cock
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it's something beautiful
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I'll tell you what. I'm taking you somewhere
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- did you move the camera? - I took it out again
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- as before? - Yes
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Do you always drive so... relaxed?
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I just like to drive
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they're not all men
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I had an affair with someone who was into extreme cycling
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and ?
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when he came back from his tour, his dick fell asleep
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Where have all the men gone?
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Been a long time?
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Where have all the men gone?
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a long time ago?
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Where have all the men gone?
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we search until we find
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When will they finally learn?
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When will they finally learn?
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sausage tastes better in the hof
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once a boy spotted a rosebud
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beautiful and tender moor
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all wearing the pride of youth
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quickly to where he was headed
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enraptured by its splendor
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rosebud, rosebud, red rosebud
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beautiful and tender moor
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too hot here?
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can be
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out on the terrace. it might help
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there was a time when you were hot for it
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there was a time when people used postal stagecoaches
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you should take your ID card, look at the date of birth and count.
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stinking hole
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fictionfuck of the month
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vote for your favorite
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n�1 for the old woman
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n�2 for Willy Prince
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n� 3 for deer cameras
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n�4 to whip me!
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decide now
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fictionfuck of the month
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fictionfuck 1: THE OLD WOMAN
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I won't look at my identity card
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decide now
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fictionfuck of the month
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are you alive or just kicking?
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taste of the holidays
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preparation is important
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I think about what I can bring with me
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who will be there
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then I choose my clothes
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i like to look sexy
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not any
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more erotic
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then I get into the party mood
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I forget the problems of daily routine
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I don't talk about anything that could hurt me
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I remain superficial
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stories are judged not on their veracity but on their entertainment value
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it's just to attract attention
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When I want a man
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I concentrate on pleasing him
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what counts is what interests him
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Does he like the cheeky girl? I choose this
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Does he like philosophical discussions
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I try to convince him with the motto of my diary
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I want to be loved,
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I don't want to be alone
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If I want a man
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I'm open to anything
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so if he agrees, I'm glad I'm not spending the night alone
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the dream of true love
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of my prince charming is always on my mind
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even though I know it's not the one
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it's better than being alone
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... and when I feel it must be a lie
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I'll lie too and be yours
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doesn't cry only because of love,
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there's more than one on earth
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there are so many in this world
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I love everyone I like!
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and that's why I want to belong to you today
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you should swear fidelity and love
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and when I also feel it must be a lie,
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I'll lie too and be yours
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one more?
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Yes
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said the boy, "I will choose you,
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lande belle et tendre! "
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said the rosebud, "I'm going to sting you,
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so that you'll remember me,
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I'll never surrender!
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rosebud, rosebud, red rosebud
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beautiful and tender moor
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i am the prince of pleasure
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I ride over swampy terrain in search of virgins
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When I found them
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my servants tear off their clothes
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so here I come...
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yes, I embody sensuality
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I am sin and vice
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i am the end and the eternal collapse
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In the beginning was nothing
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and nothingness remarked that it was exciting
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and nothing said: "let there be a cock".
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and there was a cock
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and will be forever and ever
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you'll love it, little mouse
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now you're going to be raped!
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stop, destroyer!
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you will not dishonor this virgin!
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You want to stop me, you worm?
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When the whole world trembles, I'm not afraid of you
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I will infect you as the plague once infected cities in times of depravity.
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stupid gossip. Who are you?
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i am the holy impotence
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patron saint of all apathetic and frigid people
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women's favorite movement
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can you come to an agreement? I don't have much time
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if you don't get out of the way, I'm going to infect your soft spot
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and I'll make it as supple as a young dog's tongue
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every mast breaks wherever I am
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Thank you, holy impotence, you are so good to me
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fictionfuck of the month
276
00:36:10,520 --> 00:36:13,640
fictionfuck of the month
277
00:36:34,600 --> 00:36:38,560
just idiots in the street
278
00:36:44,600 --> 00:36:48,720
a taste for law
279
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real idiots
280
00:36:55,440 --> 00:37:02,200
we should take away their driver's license and never give it back.
281
00:37:23,800 --> 00:37:27,200
how do you say it?
282
00:37:30,320 --> 00:37:33,760
you say "thank you"
283
00:37:34,440 --> 00:37:37,400
"how do you say it?
284
00:37:37,600 --> 00:37:41,440
you say "thank you". you say "please".
285
00:37:41,600 --> 00:37:45,440
you say "good day". you say "good night".
286
00:37:46,440 --> 00:37:52,959
you say "see you later" even though you know you won't see him again
287
00:37:55,360 --> 00:37:57,360
red traffic light
288
00:37:57,520 --> 00:38:01,640
extended identity card. received import regulations
289
00:38:01,880 --> 00:38:05,960
completed questionnaire
290
00:38:07,520 --> 00:38:11,520
"good evening, good night
291
00:38:16,760 --> 00:38:21,240
The aunt is kind. Aunt gives chocolate
292
00:38:22,880 --> 00:38:24,840
watch out for the crosswalk
293
00:38:24,960 --> 00:38:27,960
no smoking, no drinking alcohol
294
00:38:28,280 --> 00:38:30,040
ban on thinking
295
00:38:30,280 --> 00:38:32,720
no living
296
00:38:35,120 --> 00:38:39,240
law on protection against emissions
297
00:38:39,560 --> 00:38:43,640
ordinance on the use of frequencies
298
00:38:43,880 --> 00:38:48,880
law on fish marking. machine safety code
299
00:38:49,600 --> 00:38:52,640
crossing order
300
00:38:52,840 --> 00:38:55,600
energy efficiency law
301
00:38:55,840 --> 00:39:00,120
traffic regulations stipulate that nude driving is permitted
302
00:39:00,560 --> 00:39:04,880
but anyone taking the car out naked can be fined 40 euros.
303
00:39:05,080 --> 00:39:07,240
casting shows. quizzes
304
00:39:07,440 --> 00:39:10,240
wedding shows, cooking shows
305
00:39:11,080 --> 00:39:12,960
game show "do you want to bet?"
306
00:39:13,120 --> 00:39:15,880
one will win" game show
307
00:39:16,640 --> 00:39:18,879
Will anyone win?
308
00:39:19,040 --> 00:39:21,720
Someone's going to win
309
00:39:33,720 --> 00:39:37,279
Does everything have to make sense?
310
00:39:37,840 --> 00:39:41,080
the sense wants to find sensuality
311
00:39:41,280 --> 00:39:44,160
meaning can only be experienced
312
00:39:44,320 --> 00:39:48,320
no meaning can be attached to words
313
00:39:48,560 --> 00:39:51,520
friends of senseless entertainment
314
00:39:51,640 --> 00:39:56,640
sense or nonsense, that is the question
315
00:39:57,680 --> 00:40:01,799
The North Rhine-Westphalia Travel Expenses Act states:
316
00:40:01,920 --> 00:40:07,680
"If an officer dies during a business trip, the trip ends".
317
00:40:07,920 --> 00:40:11,920
Here's an example from the German administration:
318
00:40:12,040 --> 00:40:18,560
after defecation, excrement remains an autonomous object
319
00:40:18,760 --> 00:40:24,680
it will not be an integral part of the meadow
320
00:40:25,080 --> 00:40:32,440
the owner of the meadow does not automatically acquire ownership of the excrement
321
00:40:32,600 --> 00:40:37,600
my favorite is paragraph 328 of the penal code
322
00:40:38,280 --> 00:40:40,840
in a nutshell:
323
00:40:41,120 --> 00:40:51,200
Firing a nuclear bomb in Germany will be punishable by a prison sentence of up to 5 years or a fine.
324
00:40:52,240 --> 00:40:59,959
Well, Kim Jong-un, if you like to test a nuclear bomb in civilization, come to Germany,
325
00:41:00,160 --> 00:41:04,440
it's almost free
326
00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:12,480
where such laws exist, I don't try to make sense of them
327
00:41:12,840 --> 00:41:16,400
everything passes, nothing remains
328
00:41:16,560 --> 00:41:19,560
we can also throw a bomb
329
00:41:28,200 --> 00:41:33,080
taste of... sense or nonsense?
330
00:42:00,520 --> 00:42:04,320
How have I been?
331
00:42:06,240 --> 00:42:08,919
an honest or diplomatic answer?
332
00:42:09,040 --> 00:42:11,520
an honest answer
333
00:42:13,920 --> 00:42:17,440
I can't tell you how you've been
334
00:42:17,640 --> 00:42:20,000
because for me you are nothing
335
00:42:20,120 --> 00:42:23,400
just an inflated rubber doll
336
00:42:26,040 --> 00:42:30,160
you inflate your muscles to match the image of a man
337
00:42:30,320 --> 00:42:35,320
but form without content remains form, nothing else.
338
00:42:38,640 --> 00:42:42,400
one day you won't be able to enjoy
339
00:42:42,560 --> 00:42:47,000
because you've bent so often that your sperm has become so wasted
340
00:42:47,200 --> 00:42:51,120
they can no longer find their way out
341
00:42:55,960 --> 00:43:00,960
I should have chosen the diplomatic answer
342
00:43:04,880 --> 00:43:09,880
living wood
343
00:44:00,160 --> 00:44:02,839
the end
344
00:44:02,960 --> 00:44:07,080
n� 3 for CAMERA POUR CERFS
345
00:44:07,880 --> 00:44:12,000
n�4 for FOUETTES MOI!
346
00:44:13,640 --> 00:44:16,279
n�1 for OLD WOMAN
347
00:44:16,480 --> 00:44:19,640
i won't look at my identity
348
00:44:19,760 --> 00:44:22,760
n�2 for WILLY PRINCE
349
00:44:22,960 --> 00:44:25,360
and there was a cock
350
00:44:25,640 --> 00:44:29,839
fictionfuck of the month
351
00:44:31,960 --> 00:44:34,160
decide now
352
00:44:55,800 --> 00:44:59,160
Shall I drive you?
353
00:44:59,520 --> 00:45:02,960
What a silly question
354
00:45:22,280 --> 00:45:27,280
Come on, with my wheelchair, I'm much faster than you.
355
00:45:33,600 --> 00:45:37,480
you can drive at 70
356
00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:43,320
without a safety helmet? you dare
357
00:45:59,000 --> 00:46:03,200
good car. another 20 metres. yes, you can
358
00:46:05,680 --> 00:46:07,200
yes, you did
359
00:46:10,920 --> 00:46:13,640
go ahead. go ahead
360
00:46:16,120 --> 00:46:20,080
black did it, white did it
361
00:46:20,200 --> 00:46:25,080
the green one recovered and succeeded too
362
00:46:25,280 --> 00:46:30,240
only our little jeep doesn't beep
363
00:46:30,320 --> 00:46:36,000
then we'll stay here in sorrow until tomorrow
364
00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:57,640
in a 30 km/h speed limit zone, you won't be noticed in an unpleasant way
365
00:47:06,760 --> 00:47:10,240
- why don't you leave? - because of the red light
366
00:47:10,400 --> 00:47:12,480
It lasted 3 seconds
367
00:47:12,600 --> 00:47:14,720
your eyes on the road, okay?
368
00:47:15,000 --> 00:47:18,800
great, the next traffic light
369
00:47:24,720 --> 00:47:29,439
We could have left by now, but we're staying again.
370
00:47:29,640 --> 00:47:33,799
when the light is green, it still won't start
371
00:47:33,880 --> 00:47:36,920
it takes centuries
372
00:47:37,080 --> 00:47:39,799
it increases exponentially
373
00:47:39,880 --> 00:47:46,280
just as the flap of a butterfly's wing here can cause a storm in Australia
374
00:47:46,480 --> 00:47:51,480
3 seconds here and traffic jam at Irschenberg
375
00:48:03,280 --> 00:48:06,560
Another asshole, can you believe it?
376
00:48:08,920 --> 00:48:12,240
here
377
00:48:21,320 --> 00:48:27,520
you don't have to drive beyond your means because of me
378
00:48:42,480 --> 00:48:47,480
and now? empty tank, right?
379
00:48:47,880 --> 00:48:52,080
you probably want me to drive to the next gas station
380
00:49:35,280 --> 00:49:36,400
how much?
381
00:49:36,480 --> 00:49:38,400
nothing
382
00:50:55,040 --> 00:51:00,000
i'm a cocksucker because cocks are wonderful to me
383
00:51:03,640 --> 00:51:07,839
women like these are what a country needs
384
00:51:18,840 --> 00:51:21,640
the truth is always simple
385
00:51:21,720 --> 00:51:25,399
a dick is a dick is a dick
386
00:51:25,480 --> 00:51:30,440
and the hole is a hole. everything else is decoration.
387
00:51:30,640 --> 00:51:34,400
the woods are full of cameras
388
00:51:34,560 --> 00:51:37,040
I also talk to a camera
389
00:51:37,200 --> 00:51:42,759
but when you see my face on the screen it's not me anymore
390
00:51:42,920 --> 00:51:47,920
my image has become a projection surface for your own expectations
391
00:51:49,640 --> 00:51:53,799
perhaps images form reality
392
00:51:54,640 --> 00:51:59,600
images that emerge from the depths of our inner being
393
00:51:59,680 --> 00:52:05,919
copulating with what we call reality to create life
394
00:52:06,840 --> 00:52:09,680
and my vlog is a vlog, nothing else
395
00:52:09,760 --> 00:52:14,760
we imagined that hell would be like a horror movie
396
00:52:15,080 --> 00:52:20,759
but what if hell only satisfied our desires?
397
00:52:21,240 --> 00:52:26,520
casting and cooking shows forever in eternity
398
00:52:26,760 --> 00:52:30,160
and the devil is happy
399
00:52:30,240 --> 00:52:34,439
because he knows you can never leave
400
00:53:26,440 --> 00:53:30,600
there's something alive in me
401
00:53:30,920 --> 00:53:34,920
a god. a great god
402
00:53:36,600 --> 00:53:42,279
not the creator of clerical cretins, not the god of the church. no
403
00:53:42,440 --> 00:53:46,600
the god of art
404
00:53:47,360 --> 00:53:54,520
when I use the streetcar, the presence of people suffocates me
405
00:53:55,120 --> 00:53:58,640
people who eat, drink, fuck, sleep
406
00:53:58,760 --> 00:54:02,520
and work, work, work, work
407
00:54:03,160 --> 00:54:05,720
where's the thinking?
408
00:54:05,840 --> 00:54:08,520
confrontation with the environment?
409
00:54:08,640 --> 00:54:13,319
mental analysis of your own self?
410
00:54:13,720 --> 00:54:19,720
stifling petit bourgeois with their high life and low fat culture
411
00:54:19,880 --> 00:54:21,680
The terror of consumerism
412
00:54:21,760 --> 00:54:25,560
pregnant housekeepers raped
413
00:54:25,680 --> 00:54:32,200
attracted by the lowest price, blunt omnivores
414
00:54:34,160 --> 00:54:36,399
where are the people in all this?
415
00:54:36,520 --> 00:54:40,840
the real, thinking human being?
416
00:54:43,440 --> 00:54:48,440
three things identify a human being:
417
00:54:50,600 --> 00:54:53,360
independence,
418
00:54:53,520 --> 00:54:56,200
intellectual capacity,
419
00:54:56,320 --> 00:54:58,720
creativity
420
00:54:59,240 --> 00:55:03,359
here's a wise man
421
00:55:06,760 --> 00:55:13,960
Don't masks, either of them, oppress you?
422
00:55:14,720 --> 00:55:21,799
you, needing love, that commonplace feeling of self-sacrifice
423
00:55:22,120 --> 00:55:27,120
you put your children in the kindergarten racks
424
00:55:27,440 --> 00:55:33,800
where they fix their genitals with bandages to keep them chaste
425
00:55:34,040 --> 00:55:37,480
casting a disdainful glance at the negroes
426
00:55:37,640 --> 00:55:42,640
and take their own stinking white skin for something sacred
427
00:55:42,880 --> 00:55:46,720
i need freedom
428
00:55:47,800 --> 00:55:51,480
i need creativity, i need air
429
00:55:51,680 --> 00:55:54,960
I need my God
430
00:55:55,080 --> 00:55:58,240
My God
431
00:56:06,440 --> 00:56:10,680
I just wanted to say that
432
00:56:18,960 --> 00:56:22,720
now the cruel boy must choose
433
00:56:22,840 --> 00:56:26,320
beautiful and tender moor
434
00:56:26,440 --> 00:56:28,840
rosebud did his best to sting
435
00:56:28,920 --> 00:56:32,800
it was futile to kick against destiny
436
00:56:33,040 --> 00:56:37,200
she must need to go
437
00:56:38,880 --> 00:56:44,360
rosebud, rosebud, red rosebud
438
00:56:45,920 --> 00:56:50,920
beautiful and tender moor
439
00:56:57,000 --> 00:57:00,960
taste of love
440
00:57:01,160 --> 00:57:04,920
everyone knew it
441
00:57:06,360 --> 00:57:08,800
did you like it?
442
00:57:08,920 --> 00:57:13,200
loved. there is no love
443
00:57:13,680 --> 00:57:18,279
this feeling exists but has no value
444
00:57:18,400 --> 00:57:22,600
we play it simply and make it precious
445
00:57:22,720 --> 00:57:28,959
Love is a dirty mix of lies and sexuality
446
00:57:29,760 --> 00:57:32,360
and habits
447
00:57:32,840 --> 00:57:36,800
it's only noble in poems and morals
448
00:57:37,000 --> 00:57:42,160
we should say: I'm addicted to comfort, not: I like it
449
00:57:42,520 --> 00:57:45,320
- comfort? - Yes
450
00:57:45,480 --> 00:57:52,880
we're too lazy to look for someone to show who we are every week
451
00:57:53,720 --> 00:57:57,680
that's why we get used to a person
452
00:57:57,760 --> 00:58:02,760
and we call it love
453
00:58:06,560 --> 00:58:09,160
can you live with that mentality?
454
00:58:09,320 --> 00:58:13,520
why shouldn't i?
455
00:58:14,160 --> 00:58:19,160
so you have nothing to believe in
456
00:58:38,080 --> 00:58:39,880
my friends,
457
00:58:40,080 --> 00:58:43,680
I don't want to live forever
458
00:58:43,760 --> 00:58:47,120
flowers that never fade
459
00:58:47,280 --> 00:58:50,400
must be made of plastic
460
00:58:50,600 --> 00:58:55,000
the beauty of cloves or roses is
461
00:58:55,800 --> 00:59:00,000
let them disappear after all
462
00:59:00,200 --> 00:59:03,759
isn't that the meaning of life?
463
00:59:03,880 --> 00:59:08,880
in dying we are all in eternity
464
00:59:34,400 --> 00:59:38,080
those who will inherit from us
465
00:59:38,200 --> 00:59:41,439
will also be mortal
466
00:59:41,560 --> 00:59:45,279
those who came before us
467
00:59:45,440 --> 00:59:49,080
are no longer
468
00:59:49,160 --> 00:59:53,200
they left us to inherit
469
00:59:53,360 --> 00:59:57,080
now I see the meaning
470
01:00:40,680 --> 01:00:44,680
my death is a butterfly,
471
01:00:44,880 --> 01:00:48,160
he steals all my time
472
01:00:48,320 --> 01:00:52,760
and I'll be happy when we get together
473
01:01:00,520 --> 01:01:05,960
I'll go merrily, dancing, laughing, joking
474
01:01:12,720 --> 01:01:16,240
my death is a butterfly,
475
01:01:16,480 --> 01:01:19,640
it devours my thousand sorrows
476
01:01:21,600 --> 01:01:25,120
devours my fear and loneliness,
477
01:01:25,280 --> 01:01:27,360
devours all my sorrows
478
01:01:30,080 --> 01:01:33,759
death is a butterfly,
479
01:01:36,560 --> 01:01:39,160
my hope for tomorrow,
480
01:01:40,520 --> 01:01:42,800
my hope of the end
481
01:01:43,920 --> 01:01:46,000
that it will end
482
01:01:47,400 --> 01:01:49,680
that the march of pain
483
01:01:50,800 --> 01:01:53,160
won't last forever
484
01:02:26,840 --> 01:02:29,720
Dear world,
485
01:02:29,840 --> 01:02:33,520
Susan and Klaus followed the peace demonstrations
486
01:02:33,640 --> 01:02:37,279
they protested against fare increases
487
01:02:37,400 --> 01:02:43,120
they voted for autonomous youth centers and against nuclear power plants
488
01:02:43,560 --> 01:02:49,920
they listened to Hannes Wader and sang Degenhardt songs on guitar
489
01:02:51,840 --> 01:02:57,400
they turned against the hysteria of terrorism and boycotted the population census
490
01:02:57,600 --> 01:03:03,080
they belonged to numerous committees and wanted a divorce in 1980
491
01:03:03,320 --> 01:03:08,320
because Susan thought she loved the couple's psychotherapist
492
01:03:08,480 --> 01:03:16,080
Klaus tried to commit suicide because he couldn't cope with the pressure at home and at work.
493
01:03:17,840 --> 01:03:22,320
Klaus and Susan still live together
494
01:03:22,600 --> 01:03:26,880
they're still in the peace initiative but no longer in the anti-nuclear movement
495
01:03:27,120 --> 01:03:32,480
because there's the psychotherapist and Susan can't bear to be tempted.
496
01:03:32,680 --> 01:03:39,560
Klaus can't stand seeing the psychopath because he always has to think about how he cried.
497
01:03:39,760 --> 01:03:43,960
When Susan left during the night
498
01:03:44,560 --> 01:03:47,120
Dear world,
499
01:03:47,720 --> 01:03:54,240
Susan and Klaus are just two little human beings who are of no use to the history of the world.
500
01:03:56,680 --> 01:04:01,680
sorry, we want to go to the lake on Sunday and have some fun
501
01:04:01,880 --> 01:04:08,760
should there be a more likely war or should a new power plant be built, then, dear world
502
01:04:09,120 --> 01:04:13,200
don't blame us for this
503
01:04:14,440 --> 01:04:20,680
Susan and Klaus are tired of the fight no one can see
504
01:04:23,960 --> 01:04:29,720
if ever a history book were written about our times
505
01:04:30,000 --> 01:04:34,160
you can ignore Susan and Klaus
506
01:04:34,320 --> 01:04:40,760
they're too small a piece of history, they don't deserve a book
507
01:04:41,320 --> 01:04:46,320
they just used up their time on earth
508
01:04:46,760 --> 01:04:51,280
to try to live
509
01:04:55,960 --> 01:05:01,800
rosebud, rosebud, red rosebud,
510
01:05:05,200 --> 01:05:10,919
beautiful and tender moor
511
01:05:24,320 --> 01:05:26,280
you voted
512
01:05:26,560 --> 01:05:29,640
the voting center is closed
513
01:05:29,880 --> 01:05:34,080
the winner will be announced on my talk show
514
01:05:34,440 --> 01:05:38,480
then click on me for NIKKIS TALK
515
01:05:42,640 --> 01:05:47,080
hi, servus and hope to see you and click on me
516
01:05:47,240 --> 01:05:50,600
fictive/fuck-tive, creative and free
517
01:06:27,120 --> 01:06:32,600
What, when I'm tidy and still feel miserable?
518
01:06:32,680 --> 01:06:37,680
right now I can pinpoint my fear
519
01:06:38,160 --> 01:06:43,720
Tell me all about your adventures with men
520
01:06:45,800 --> 01:06:52,360
I've created a system out of an inability to commit to myself
521
01:06:52,680 --> 01:06:57,480
I have entrusted responsibility to others
522
01:06:57,600 --> 01:07:03,560
I was the well-bred girl because that's what I was known for.
523
01:07:03,760 --> 01:07:07,760
in all my relationships, I was the blossoming lover
524
01:07:07,840 --> 01:07:11,040
because that's how I was recognized
525
01:07:11,200 --> 01:07:15,759
I've never been myself, I've always been part of someone else
526
01:07:15,880 --> 01:07:18,920
Tell me your real thoughts, bitch
527
01:07:19,080 --> 01:07:24,080
I'm trying to give you my thoughts I want to tell you everything about me
528
01:07:24,280 --> 01:07:27,040
but I'm not able
529
01:07:27,160 --> 01:07:32,879
everything I say passes through a filter and the following is a lie
530
01:07:33,480 --> 01:07:37,520
I don't want any more lies
531
01:07:37,640 --> 01:07:42,640
if it's true that only love is in your thoughts
532
01:07:42,960 --> 01:07:48,600
I'd lie on them like a rich, smooth meadow
533
01:07:48,960 --> 01:07:53,960
I'd feel warm and all fear would disappear
534
01:07:54,120 --> 01:07:56,480
i'm afraid of my thoughts
535
01:07:56,560 --> 01:07:59,640
I want your real thoughts
536
01:08:12,800 --> 01:08:15,440
if you feel lonely and alone
537
01:08:15,520 --> 01:08:18,359
always remember:
538
01:08:18,479 --> 01:08:21,319
you don't need
539
01:08:21,439 --> 01:08:24,240
you don't need
540
01:08:25,840 --> 01:08:28,680
I invite you into my bed,
541
01:08:28,760 --> 01:08:31,600
Come in and join me
542
01:08:31,640 --> 01:08:34,479
I'll let you in
543
01:08:34,479 --> 01:08:37,319
I'll let you in
544
01:08:39,000 --> 01:08:41,840
if you feel lonely and abandoned
545
01:08:42,000 --> 01:08:44,800
always remember:
546
01:08:44,920 --> 01:08:47,200
I can't stop it, I can't stop it,
547
01:08:47,359 --> 01:08:50,799
I still have to get screwed
548
01:08:50,880 --> 01:08:54,319
from the crowd of princes
549
01:08:54,680 --> 01:08:58,880
from the crowd of princes
550
01:09:01,359 --> 01:09:05,479
Where could our Jana be?
551
01:09:05,520 --> 01:09:09,760
in Hamburg or Munich?
552
01:09:10,120 --> 01:09:15,000
it shouldn't really matter, just say what you want quickly
553
01:09:15,160 --> 01:09:19,279
she will fulfill them immediately,
554
01:09:19,359 --> 01:09:24,359
I lie down with you here and there
555
01:09:25,880 --> 01:09:30,479
we want our jana now, we're a very excited crowd
556
01:09:30,560 --> 01:09:34,720
Never be afraid, never be afraid and never worry
557
01:09:34,800 --> 01:09:35,760
it will appear
558
01:09:35,760 --> 01:09:36,960
and be close by
559
01:09:36,960 --> 01:09:39,880
she will,
560
01:09:39,880 --> 01:09:42,800
she will fulfill our desires
561
01:09:46,399 --> 01:09:50,559
Jana, Jana, you must wander
562
01:09:50,800 --> 01:09:54,960
from one to the other
563
01:09:55,080 --> 01:10:01,440
Right between her legs is where we belong
564
01:10:01,760 --> 01:10:06,560
to his beaver we sing many praises,
565
01:10:06,640 --> 01:10:13,760
praise, praise, praise
566
01:10:19,520 --> 01:10:21,960
fucking dishonest bitch
567
01:10:22,040 --> 01:10:23,960
whoring bitch
568
01:10:24,120 --> 01:10:26,400
What do you think about when you're with me?
569
01:10:26,440 --> 01:10:28,919
How many other men are there in your head?
570
01:10:29,080 --> 01:10:31,240
how much, bitch?
571
01:10:31,320 --> 01:10:34,240
whore. dishonest bitch
572
01:10:35,040 --> 01:10:37,080
fucking pussy
573
01:10:37,200 --> 01:10:38,920
bitch
574
01:10:40,120 --> 01:10:43,200
fucking bitch. miserable bitch
575
01:10:43,720 --> 01:10:45,440
fucking pussy
576
01:10:45,560 --> 01:10:48,720
dishonest bitch. whore. cunt
577
01:10:50,560 --> 01:10:52,040
whoring bitch
578
01:10:52,160 --> 01:10:56,320
You piss me off. You're lying to me.
579
01:10:56,480 --> 01:11:00,280
fucking cunt. lying bitch. miserable bitch
580
01:11:00,880 --> 01:11:05,080
... after the introduction, I'm going to ask you a few questions
581
01:11:05,200 --> 01:11:10,200
and you answer to what you want. be free in your mind
582
01:11:10,480 --> 01:11:12,360
and then...?
583
01:11:19,000 --> 01:11:20,480
statement of principles :
584
01:11:20,520 --> 01:11:23,680
I, Jesus, notice the following:
585
01:11:23,800 --> 01:11:25,520
first :
586
01:11:25,600 --> 01:11:31,480
my relationship with jana is a mental and physical burden in such dimensions
587
01:11:31,640 --> 01:11:35,360
that I'm worried about my health
588
01:11:35,480 --> 01:11:36,919
second :
589
01:11:37,040 --> 01:11:41,160
I can no longer control my emotions and reactions
590
01:11:41,640 --> 01:11:42,720
third :
591
01:11:42,800 --> 01:11:47,240
one, two, three - I'm free
592
01:11:47,400 --> 01:11:48,839
amen
593
01:11:53,280 --> 01:11:56,559
Is anyone else coming, or can we start now?
594
01:12:12,120 --> 01:12:14,000
Nikki's speech
595
01:12:16,480 --> 01:12:22,000
Welcome to a new edition of Nikkis Talk
596
01:12:22,280 --> 01:12:28,519
friends of bare facts, today's topic is: what is a man?
597
01:12:33,920 --> 01:12:36,800
my guests are: monika,
598
01:12:37,040 --> 01:12:40,160
winner of the August fictionfuck,
599
01:12:40,240 --> 01:12:42,280
and V�r�na
600
01:12:42,520 --> 01:12:45,600
- would you like to introduce yourself?
- Hello
601
01:12:45,720 --> 01:12:49,240
there's not much to say about me
602
01:12:49,320 --> 01:12:51,880
I am an office assistant in an architectural firm.
603
01:12:51,960 --> 01:12:58,960
When I was little, I dreamed of becoming an architect. Well, dreams...
604
01:12:59,200 --> 01:13:00,960
then I got married
605
01:13:01,080 --> 01:13:06,080
in the meantime, I got divorced because my husband...
606
01:13:07,160 --> 01:13:09,760
it's not very interesting, is it?
607
01:13:09,880 --> 01:13:12,520
it looks so sad
608
01:13:12,680 --> 01:13:18,840
shows the public that you have a sense of humor. You do have a sense of humor, don't you?
609
01:13:19,200 --> 01:13:23,360
our next guest has a sense of humor
610
01:13:23,520 --> 01:13:27,680
on the question that a man should not miss
611
01:13:27,800 --> 01:13:33,760
I could cite a self-proclaimed example of this endangered species: the ludger.
612
01:13:40,600 --> 01:13:44,800
here it is: ludger
613
01:13:46,800 --> 01:13:50,400
let's get down to business: what is a man?
614
01:13:50,520 --> 01:13:54,120
a man doesn't eat zucchini
615
01:13:54,240 --> 01:13:59,240
a man is living flesh
616
01:13:59,520 --> 01:14:03,200
a man is like a piece of a puzzle. the counterpart of a woman
617
01:14:03,320 --> 01:14:07,320
- a man to complement a woman? - and vice versa
618
01:14:07,520 --> 01:14:09,680
smoking is permitted here
619
01:14:09,760 --> 01:14:14,440
I prefer other stimulants, but please...
620
01:14:15,480 --> 01:14:18,959
- a real man always has cigarettes. - Thank you.
621
01:14:19,080 --> 01:14:22,440
we also have a few drinks
622
01:14:42,000 --> 01:14:47,000
what would you do if you wanted to pick up your friend but he wasn't there?
623
01:14:47,120 --> 01:14:49,400
I would leave
624
01:14:49,480 --> 01:14:51,320
And if his wife Monika...
625
01:14:51,440 --> 01:14:57,240
yes, I have a whip with me. you can punish me because I'm a bad girl
626
01:14:57,400 --> 01:15:00,200
she means another Monika
627
01:15:00,320 --> 01:15:06,719
What if your friend's wife opened the door and said he wasn't home?
628
01:15:06,880 --> 01:15:11,440
I would say: greetings to him
629
01:15:11,600 --> 01:15:15,160
wouldn't you try to be alone with her?
630
01:15:15,280 --> 01:15:17,320
No, I want to see my friend
631
01:15:17,440 --> 01:15:20,679
Is Monika an ugly woman?
632
01:15:21,040 --> 01:15:24,400
no, I don't understand your question
633
01:15:24,520 --> 01:15:28,240
I'm just asking, do you think she's ugly?
634
01:15:28,400 --> 01:15:32,160
but Monika isn't ugly. What's one got to do with the other?
635
01:15:32,360 --> 01:15:35,799
a lot. Won't you try getting close to her and touching her?
636
01:15:35,960 --> 01:15:37,360
whip her?
637
01:15:37,480 --> 01:15:39,120
you know what I mean...
638
01:15:39,280 --> 01:15:41,679
No, what do you mean?
639
01:15:41,880 --> 01:15:48,920
a man sees a woman he says isn't ugly. he's alone with her
640
01:15:49,080 --> 01:15:51,360
talk about this and that. and then...
641
01:15:51,600 --> 01:15:55,760
what do you mean? you express things that are so complicated
642
01:15:55,920 --> 01:15:58,680
you wouldn't try to go to bed with Monika, would you?
643
01:15:58,760 --> 01:16:01,160
no, what should I do in bed with Monika?
644
01:16:01,280 --> 01:16:03,320
whip
645
01:16:05,280 --> 01:16:08,120
now I've got to go, ludger
646
01:16:08,240 --> 01:16:14,880
your answers are an example of how most men today are twisted and adapted
647
01:16:15,120 --> 01:16:19,960
perhaps because of education or because of women's expectations
648
01:16:20,160 --> 01:16:24,280
or because of a general pressure to conform
649
01:16:24,400 --> 01:16:28,080
are you trying to impress with these answers
650
01:16:28,240 --> 01:16:33,360
or have you repressed your instincts so as not to feel them?
651
01:16:33,560 --> 01:16:36,760
don't worry, I feel my instincts
652
01:16:36,840 --> 01:16:40,240
now, for example, I need to pee
653
01:16:44,960 --> 01:16:48,720
let's take advantage of Ludger's bathroom break
654
01:16:48,880 --> 01:16:52,160
and shows the fictionfuck of August
655
01:16:54,560 --> 01:16:59,000
fictionfuck of the month: whip me!
656
01:17:05,960 --> 01:17:09,960
whip me!
657
01:17:28,560 --> 01:17:31,520
whip me, because I want to feel
658
01:17:31,640 --> 01:17:35,320
something more, because only pain is real
659
01:17:35,440 --> 01:17:39,120
I don't think I'm asking too much
660
01:17:39,240 --> 01:17:42,920
if you love me you'll simply
661
01:17:43,320 --> 01:17:45,360
whip me!
662
01:17:46,200 --> 01:17:48,440
come and whip me!
663
01:17:48,680 --> 01:17:50,160
i whip you
664
01:17:50,600 --> 01:17:54,040
blood glows red when my skin bursts
665
01:17:54,160 --> 01:17:57,800
I don't feel good until it hurts
666
01:17:57,880 --> 01:18:01,600
punish me and let me scream
667
01:18:01,680 --> 01:18:06,200
Because only pain will set me free
668
01:18:14,920 --> 01:18:17,880
whip me, because I want to feel
669
01:18:17,960 --> 01:18:21,680
something more, because only pain is real
670
01:18:21,760 --> 01:18:25,480
I don't think I'm asking too much
671
01:18:25,560 --> 01:18:29,280
if you love me you'll just do it
672
01:18:29,640 --> 01:18:31,120
whip me!
673
01:18:31,200 --> 01:18:32,440
i whip you
674
01:18:32,520 --> 01:18:34,320
Please, whip me!
675
01:18:34,440 --> 01:18:36,519
yes, I'll whip you
676
01:18:36,720 --> 01:18:40,080
Now order me to masturbate
677
01:18:40,160 --> 01:18:44,000
on my knees I will obey
678
01:18:44,240 --> 01:18:47,639
if the tortures are gentle if I have to show
679
01:18:47,720 --> 01:18:51,800
my orgasm in front of a foreign crowd
680
01:19:25,000 --> 01:19:27,120
whip me!
681
01:19:28,200 --> 01:19:30,639
dominate me!
682
01:19:31,920 --> 01:19:34,360
and enslave me!
683
01:19:41,240 --> 01:19:45,000
or I'll leave you
684
01:20:07,040 --> 01:20:08,760
First, you castrate the men
685
01:20:08,800 --> 01:20:13,440
and then you wonder why they've lost their balls
686
01:20:16,920 --> 01:20:18,720
what do you want?
687
01:20:18,800 --> 01:20:21,080
let's keep it that way:
688
01:20:21,600 --> 01:20:24,040
tell me what a man should be
689
01:20:24,120 --> 01:20:26,840
and I'll let you know if I can supply it
690
01:20:26,920 --> 01:20:28,400
please
691
01:20:28,480 --> 01:20:33,160
a man should be
692
01:20:33,920 --> 01:20:36,600
it should be strong
693
01:20:36,680 --> 01:20:41,280
he should know what he wants and what he's doing
694
01:20:42,080 --> 01:20:44,600
I want to be dominated
695
01:20:44,680 --> 01:20:49,680
he should only be kind and understanding
696
01:20:51,200 --> 01:20:53,440
what do you want yourself?
697
01:20:53,560 --> 01:20:56,080
my peace
698
01:20:57,280 --> 01:21:01,440
let me tell you something. an allegory
699
01:21:01,560 --> 01:21:04,720
I was just in the bathroom
700
01:21:04,800 --> 01:21:06,520
there is a sign hanging above the toilet:
701
01:21:06,600 --> 01:21:10,960
"sit down and pee
702
01:21:11,200 --> 01:21:12,360
You know,
703
01:21:12,440 --> 01:21:17,440
standing up to pee is much more comfortable and healthy for men
704
01:21:17,920 --> 01:21:22,000
but there's no sign saying: take a cloth and clean up afterwards
705
01:21:22,120 --> 01:21:25,599
but: sit down! do as I do. adapt.
706
01:21:25,760 --> 01:21:28,000
that's the problem
707
01:21:28,120 --> 01:21:31,160
women want men to be like them
708
01:21:31,280 --> 01:21:36,280
on the other hand, more and more women are conforming to men.
709
01:21:36,400 --> 01:21:41,400
I think everyone should be who they are
710
01:21:43,200 --> 01:21:46,080
just being human
711
01:21:51,600 --> 01:21:55,520
how time flies
712
01:21:55,840 --> 01:21:59,680
now I'll say goodbye
713
01:22:00,040 --> 01:22:04,160
this discussion was very pleasant thank you, it was a gift
714
01:22:04,240 --> 01:22:08,080
that we all shared this moment
715
01:22:09,400 --> 01:22:13,519
and when someone comes along who has found the meaning of life
716
01:22:13,640 --> 01:22:17,920
he'll take my microphone but I'll secretly mute the sound
717
01:22:18,000 --> 01:22:22,360
because if we knew what life is
718
01:22:22,480 --> 01:22:28,080
we would miss living and daring to discover what life has to offer.
719
01:22:30,760 --> 01:22:32,680
friends of the night,
720
01:22:32,760 --> 01:22:36,640
Nikki and the naked men say goodbye
721
01:22:36,880 --> 01:22:41,080
it was another interesting show
722
01:22:41,200 --> 01:22:45,240
Have we ever been closer to the secret of what it means to be a man?
723
01:22:45,320 --> 01:22:47,280
I don't know
724
01:22:47,400 --> 01:22:50,799
I think we should leave the men alone now.
725
01:22:50,920 --> 01:22:52,440
because :
726
01:22:52,520 --> 01:22:56,680
a man is a man, nothing else
727
01:23:21,960 --> 01:23:30,200
I go out with my lantern, my lantern goes with me
728
01:23:30,440 --> 01:23:38,480
Above, the stars shine, here on earth, we shine
729
01:23:38,720 --> 01:23:47,760
the rooster crows, the cat meows, the bimmel, the bammel, the boum
730
01:23:47,880 --> 01:23:56,280
I go out with my lantern, my lantern goes with me
731
01:23:56,400 --> 01:24:04,480
Above, the stars shine, here on earth, we shine
732
01:24:04,640 --> 01:24:13,360
Under the sky gives until we go home, the bimmel, the bammel, the boom
733
01:24:13,480 --> 01:24:21,839
I go out with my lantern, my lantern goes with me
734
01:24:22,000 --> 01:24:30,080
Above, the stars shine, here on earth, we shine
735
01:24:30,200 --> 01:24:38,440
so shine your light through the still dark night, the bimmel, the bammel, the boom
736
01:24:38,520 --> 01:24:46,920
I go out with my lantern, my lantern goes with me
737
01:24:47,040 --> 01:24:55,080
Above, the stars shine, here on earth, we shine
738
01:24:55,200 --> 01:25:03,400
how nice it sounds when everyone sings, la bimmel, la bammel, la boom
739
01:25:03,520 --> 01:25:11,920
I go out with my lantern, my lantern goes with me
740
01:25:12,040 --> 01:25:20,160
Above, the stars shine, here on earth, we shine
741
01:25:20,280 --> 01:25:28,240
my light's out, I'm going home, la bimmel, la bammel la boum
742
01:25:39,280 --> 01:25:47,080
for Heinz
743
01:25:49,680 --> 01:26:01,320
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