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Fighting the frizzies at eleven!
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We've all heard of Rudolph and his
shiny nose, and we all know Frosty
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who's made out of snow!
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But, all of those stories seem kind
of gay, 'cause we all know
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who brightens up our holiday!
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Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo!
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Small and brown, he comes from you!
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Sit on the toilet! Here he comes!
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Squeeze him 'tween your festive buns!
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A present from down below
spreading joy with a...
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Howdy Ho!
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He's seen the love inside of you,
'cause...
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He's a piece of poo!
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Sometimes, he's nutty!
Sometimes he's corny!
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He can be brown or greenish-brown!
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Mm, mm!
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But, if you eat fibre on Christmas Eve,
he might come to your town!
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Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo!
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He loves me! I love you! Therfore,
vicariously, he loves you!
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I can make a Mr. Hankey too!
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Howdy ho! I'm Mr. Hankey,
the Christmas Poo!
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Santa's greetings to all of you!
Let's sing songs and dance and play,
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now before I melt away!
Here's a game I like to play!
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Stick me in your mouth and try to say...
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Howdy Ho Ho, yum, yum, yum!
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Christmas time has come!
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Sometimes he's runny!
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Sometimes he's firm!
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Sometimes he's practically water!
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Sometimes he hangs of the end
of your ass and won't fall in the toilet,
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'cause he's just clinging to your
sphinkter, and he won't drop off,
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and so you shake your ass around,
try to get 'im to drop in the toilet,
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and finally it does!
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Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo!
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Christmas leaves! He must leave too!
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Flush him down, but he's never gone!
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His smell and his spirit lingers on!
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Howdy ho!
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Howdy ho, folks! We're gonna do
something a little bit different tonight!
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Instead of our normal thing,
we're just gonna sit back and
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enjoy some holiday songs!
And, if you don't like it, well,
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I guess you can suck my tiny
little balls!
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So let's start off with a festive
Hanukkah song,
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sung by my favourite jewish
person in the whole world!
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Okay, Ike! You're my little brother,
so I have to show you how to
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celebrate Hanukkah!
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This is called a dreidel!
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You spin it and see where
it lands and you sing this song!
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I have a little dreidel!
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I made it out of clay!
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And when it's dry and ready,
with dreidel, I shall play!
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Oh, dreidel, dreidel dreidel!
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I made you out of clay!
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Dreidel, dreidel dreidel!
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With dreidel, I shall play!
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Hey! What the hell are you doing!
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Oh! Hey, Cartman!
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We're playing dreidel!
You wanna try?!
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Sure!
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Here's a little dreidel that's
small and made of clay,
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but I'm not gonna play with it,
'cause dreidel's frickin' gay!
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Hey! Shut your mouth, fatass!
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Jews play stupid games! Jews!
That's why they're lame!
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Jews play stupid games! Jews!
That's why they're lame!
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What's going on?! Oh!
It's that Hanukkah thing!
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It's so amazing!
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You spin this thing on the ground
and it goes round and round,
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and I could watch it all day!
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Let me try!
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I'll try to make it spin!
It fell! I'll try again!
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I'll try to make it spin! It fell!
I'll try again!
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Hello, boys!
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Hi, mom!
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Oh, how precious!
You boys are all playing dreidel!
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Now, you know that dreidel is a time
on a tradition for the Hebrew people!
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Yes! We know, Miss Broflovski!
It's so very interesting!
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Now when you learn to make the
dreidel spin, you'll know our people
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always win! Keep spinning!
Learn to make the dreidel spin!
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You'll know our people always win!
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Oh! Hi, dad!
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Hello, everybody! Say!
Can I join in?
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Sure! I have a little dreidel!
I made it out of clay!
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And when it's dry and ready,
with dreidel, I shall EVERYBODY!
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Dreidel, dreidel dreidel!
I made you out of clay!
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Dreidel, dreidel dreidel!
With dreidel, I shall play!
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Oh, dreidel, dreidel dreidel!
I made you out of clay!
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Dreidel, dreidel dreidel!
With dreidel, I shall play!
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Courtney Cox, I love you!
You're so hot on that show!
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Dad?!
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Courtney Cox,...
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Dad?!
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We're singing about a dreidel!
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Oh, sorry!
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We'll talk about this later, Gerald!
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Woo hoo! Golly! That sure was fun!
But now for our next song!
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Hold on to your boot straps,
'cause we're gonna descend down into Hell!
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Oh, tannenbaum! Oh, tannenbaum!
Die teil chi hein blatter!
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Oh, tannenbaum! Oh, tannenbaum!
Die teil chi hein blatter!
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Too groo chnid doo noot zamadine!
Die knack umvie teri neshenstein!
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Oh, tannenbaum! Oh, tannenbaum!
Die teil chi hein blatter!
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Hey! Hitler! What's the matter,
little guy?!
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Oh, Satan! Tu tannenbaum die
teil chi hein blatter!
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Aaaw! You don't have
Christmas Tree?!
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Nootint dien dien
reetint minintstein!
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Well, I tell you what! Maybe we'll
have ourselves a little
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Christmas right here!
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C'mon, everyone! Gather 'round!
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String up the lights
and light up the tree!
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We're gonna make some revelry!
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Spirits are high, so I can tell it's
Christmas time in Hell!
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Demons are nicer as you pass them by!
There's lot's of demon toys to buy!
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The snow is falling and all is well!
It's Christmas time in hell!
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There goes Jeffrey Dahmer
wiht a festive Christmas ham!
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After he has sex with it, he'll
eat up all he can!
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And there goes John F. Kennedy
caroling with his son!
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Reunited for the holidays!
God bless us everyone!
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Everybody has a happy glow!
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Let's dance in blood
and pretend it's snow!
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Even Maw Tse Tung
is under the spell!
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It's Christmas time in hell!
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Aldolf, here's a present for you!
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Oh! UND TANNENBAUM!
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Yes! Und tannenbaum!
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God cast me down from heaven's
door to rule in hell forevermore!
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But now I'm kinda glad that I fell,
'cause it's Christmas time in hell!
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Here's a rack to hang
the stockings on!
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We still have to shop
for Genghis Khan!
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Michael Landon's hair looks swell!
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It's Christmas time in hell!
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There's Princess Diana holding
burning mistletoe over poor
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Gene Siskel's head to watch
his weenie grow!
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For wone day we all stop burning,
and the flames are not so thick!
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All the screaming and the torture
stops as we wait for ol' Saint Nick!
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So, string up the lights
and light up the tree!
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We're damned for all eternity,
but for just one day, all is well!
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It's Christmas time in hell!
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Gather close together
and make it quick!
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We gotta make room for Andy Dick!
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Wake his mother and ring the bell!
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It's Christmas time! Christmas time!
It's Christmas time in hell!
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Merry Christmas, movie house!
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Fighting the frizzies at eleven!
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Howdy ho!
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Uh, Hark! Hear the bells!
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Sweet silver bells all seem to say,
ding dong, m'kay! Christmas is here!
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Bringing good cheer to young and old!
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Drinkin' a bowl!
Ding, dong, ding, dong!
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That is their song! This joyful ring!
All caroling!
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One seems to hear words
of good cheer, from everywhere,
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filling the air!
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Oh, how they pound,
raising their sound!
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Oh, here and there,
telling their tale!
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Gaily, they ring while people
sing songs of good cheer!
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Christmas is here! Merry,
Merry, Merry, Merry Christmas!
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Merry, Merry, Merry,
Merry Christmas!
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Joyful they sing! All without end!
Their lovely hum to everyone!
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Hark! Hear the bells!
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Sweet silver bells all seem to say,
ding dong, m'kay!
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On do they sing, on without end!
Their joyful toungue to every home!
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Ding, dong, ding, dong!
M'kay! ... M'kay!
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Well, that was a nice little song!
Wasn't it?!
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But, let's not forget that for some
people, Christmas is about the
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birth of Jesus! So now, here's a
more serious
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Christmas song sung by Eric Cartman!
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And ... O holy night! The stars are
brightly shining!
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It is the night of our dear
saviour's b-b-b-birth!
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O holy night!
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The, something, something, descend!
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It is the night with the Christmas
trees and pie!
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Jesus was born and so I get presents!
Thank you, Jesus, for being born!
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Fall on your knees and hear
the angels, something!
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O night divine!
O night when I get presents!
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O night divine!
O night, o night divine!
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Oh, boy! That was a super song!
And now, let's hear from
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the school teacher, Mr. Garrison!
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Okay, children! Let's take our seats!
Today, we're gonna learn how
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different cultures around the world
celebrate the holiday season!
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Aaaaaaaw!
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Now, pay attention! Ahem!
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I heard there is no Christmas in the
silly Middle East!
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No trees! No snow!
No Santa Clause!
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They have different religious beliefs!
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They believe in Muhahmad
and not in our holiday!
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And so, every December,
I go to the Middle East and say!
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Hey there, Mr. Muslim,
Merry Fuckin' Christmas!
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Put down that book, the Koran,
and hear some holiday wishes!
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In case you haven't noticed,
it's Jesus's birthday!
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So get off your heathen Muslim
ass and fuckin' celebrate!
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There is no holiday season in India,
I've heard!
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They don't hang up their stockings,
and that is just absurd!
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They've never read a Christmas story!
They don't know what Rudolph is about!
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And that is why, in December,
I'll go to India and shout!
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Hey there, Mr. Hinduist,
Merry Fuckin' Christmas!
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Drink egg nog and eat some beef
and pass it to the Mrs.!
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In case you haven't noticed,
it's Jesus's birthday!
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So get off your heathen Hindu ass
and fuckin' celebrate!
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Now, I heard that in Japan,
Everyone just lives in sin!
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They pray to several gods and put
needles in their skin!
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On December 25th, all they do
is eat a cake!
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And that is why I go to Japan and
walk around and say!
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Hey there, Mr. Shintoist,
Merry Fuckin' Christmas!
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God is gonna kick your ass, you
infidelic pagan scum!
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In case you haven't noticed, there's
festive things to do!
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So let's all rejoice for Jesus!
Merry Fuckin' Christmas to you!
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On Christmas day, I travel
'round the world!
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Taoists, Krushnas, Buddhists,
and all you atheists too,
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Merry Fuckin' Christmas to you!
Uh, thank you, Mr. Hat!
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Frizzies at eleven!
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Howdy ho!
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I saw three ships come sailing in,
on Christmas day, on Christmas day!
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I saw three ships come sailing in,
on Christmas day in the morning!
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And what was in those ships all three,
on Christmas day, on Christmas day!
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And what
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Shut up, turds!
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was in those ships all three,
on Christmas day in the morning!
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The virgin Mary and Christ were there,
on Christmas day, on Christmas day!
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The virgin Mary and
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Shut up, turds!
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Christ were there,
on Christmas day in the morning!
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Let us all rejoice! Amen!
On Christmas day, on Christmas day!
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Let
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I told you to shut up!
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us all rejoice! Amen!
On Christmas day in the morning!
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Shelly is starting to get pissed,
on Christmas day, on Christmas day!
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Shelly got up and killed the turds,
on Christmas day in the MORNING!
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Golly, that sure was swell! I'd say
my Christmas special is going
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super fantastic!
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But now, it's time to hear from
perhaps the two most important
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people of the whole season!
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Hello, everyone, and welcome
to McKemicks!
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Now, please put your hands together and
welcome Saint Nicholaus and Jesus Christ!
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Hello, everybody!
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How y'all doin' tonight!
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You know, Jesus, there've been so
many wonderfull songs written
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about us over the years!
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That's right, Santa, and we love each
and everyone of them! Like this one!
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Joy to the world, for I have come!
Let Earth receive...me!
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Let every heart prepare me room...
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...and heaven and nature sing!
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...and heaven and nature sing!
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...and heaven and heaven
and nature sing!
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You know, Jesus, that is a nice song!
But I like this one!
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Up on the house top, raindeer paws
out jumps good ol' me!
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Down through the chimney
with lots of toys!
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All for the little one's
Christmas joys!
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Ho, ho, ho! Who wouldn't go!
Ho, ho, ho! Who wouldn't go!
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Oh, up on the house top!
Click, click, click!
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Down through the chimney
with good ol' me!
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You get away!
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Go away?!
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GET away!
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WHERE away?!
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Away in the manger,
no crib for my bed!
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That's where cute little ol' me-e lay
down my sweet head!
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The stars in the sky look down
where I lay!
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Cute little eight pound me-e asleep
in the hay!
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Oh come all ye faithful, joyful,
and triumphant!
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Oh come ye to bethlehem to see-ee me!
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Here's one!
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Hark the harold angels sing!
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It's my turn!
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Glory to-o me-e-e! Silient night!
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Uh...!
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Santa, uh!
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All is calm! All is bright!
'Round yon virgin mother and me!
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Saint Nicholaus!
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Holy me-e-e, tender and mild!
Sleep in heavenly peace!
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Sleep in heavenly peace!
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Okay, Jesus! Here's one
you might remember!
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Her name is Rio and she dances
on the sand, just like that river
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twistin' through the dusty land!
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Uh, Santa! Santa! Santa!
That's not a Christmas song! But I...
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I know, but there's like three
hundred Jesus Christmas songs
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and only four fucking Santa ones!
It's not fair! Just do it yourself!
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I'm leaving!
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Oh c'mon, Santa! You can't leave!
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No! Fuck you, Jesus!
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But, Santa! ... The weather outside is frightful...
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No!
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...But the fire is so delightful!
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...Well, since I've no place to go...!
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Let it snow! Let it snow! Let it snow!
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It doesn't show signs of stopping!
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But I brought some corn
for poopity-popping!
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The lights are turned way down low!
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So...
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Let it snow! Let it snow!
Let it snow! The fire is slowly dying!
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And, my dear, we're still
good-bah-bee-bying!
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But, as long as you love me so,...
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Let it snow! Let it snow!
Let it snow!
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Her name is Rio and she
dances on the sand!
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Fighting frizzies at eleven!
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Howdy ho!
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Well, I guess that's about the end
of our Christmas album!
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Gosh, it was sure nice hangin' out
with y'all, yeah!
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And, I guess if there's just one
thing I have left to say,
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it would be this!
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Have yourself a
Merry Little Christmas!
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Make the ultide ham!
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From now on, our
troubles will be miles away!
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Here we are as in olden days!
Happy golden days of yours!
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Faithful friends who are dear to us
gather near to us once more!
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Through the years, we all will be
together, if the faith's on high!
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Hang a shining star upon
the highest bow!
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And have yourself a
Merry Little Christmas now!
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Time to go, Mr. Hankey!
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Goodbye, everybody! MERRY CHRISTMAS!
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Bye, Mr. Hankey! See ya next year!
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And now, fighting the frizzies!
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