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Marklar! This is Marklar!
Approaching Marklar!
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Proceed with Marklar
and make first contact!
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Marklar.
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Greetings, Marklars!
I am Marklar!
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I come in Marklar!
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Oh, Marklar!
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Hello, everyone!
I am sister Hollis!
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I was chosen from my mission
work to come here to Africa
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and teach you all about
the teachings of Jesus!
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Okay, then! Do we have our bibles
that were handed out freely?!
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No, no, no! We don't eat
the bibles! We read them!
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Now, let's turn to Mark 3:19!
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Come on! Remember!
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Reading bible plus
accepting Jesus equals food!
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Good! Now, who can
read Mark 3:19?!
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How 'bout Marvin!
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o, Marvin! In God's
language, English!
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Where're you going?!
Back to your life of sin?!
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Don't you understand that
unless you find Christ,
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you and all your people are
doomed to eternal hellfire?!
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And so, children, that's why
Hare Krishnas are totally gay!
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- Uh, can I help you?!
- Yes!
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I'm Connley, and this is
Finx! We're with the CIA!
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We're here to speak with
some of your students!
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You, you, you, and you.
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Oh, for Pete's sake! What've
you bastards done now?!
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Hey! That was Kyle that
went number two in urinal!
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No, it wasn't, fatass!
I saw YOU do it
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Boys, we need to talk to you about
a matter of national security!
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Now!
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I hope you give 'em the chair!
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Anyway, children, as I was saying,
Hare Krishnas are totally gay!
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- Oh, dude! This is not good!
- Relax, fatass!
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No, dude! I've seen this on TV!
They shine that light in your face
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and then they try to get you to tell them
stuff by squeezing your balls really hard!
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- What?!
- Dude, I've seen it!
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They grab your balls with their leather
gloved hands and they squeeze
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them as hard as they can
until they pop like little grapes!
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Start with Kenny!
Start with Kenny!
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- Relax, boys! We just need to
talk with you! - I told you, fatass!
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Approximately 31 hours ago, an ethnic
looking child was spotted flying
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some kind of state-of-the-art
aircraft over Chinese Airspace!
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Woah! Cool!
- Cool?!
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That craft appears to have enough plutonium
fuel aboard to blow-up a large city!
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- Do you think that's cool?!
- Totally!
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Alright, children! We just need to know
one thing! Do you know this person?!
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- Hey! That's Starvin Marvin!
- Who?!
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You dumbass, Cartman! Now they're
gonna go squeeze his balls!
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Oh! We don't know him!
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We already know you know him!
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We have this! Now who is he!?
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Ooo! Kyle's makin' mud
pies! Y'guys want one?!
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This is getting us nowhere! We'll have
to resort to more drastic measures!
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But they're just kids!
We can't torture them!
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Look! We don't know what
that craft is capable of,
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but the kid is going to
have to land it somewhere!
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God only knows what sadistic
backwards third world country
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could get their hands on that ship!
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Sauring so high above the world!
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Never thought I could feel so free!
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I'm one with the birds
and magic is all I see!
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Oi! Look up there!
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It's a UFO!
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Oi! That's one creepy alien!
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Talk to 'im, mayor!
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Great and noble alien creature,
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as mayor of the fine
planet of Australia,
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I welcome you to our fine...
planet of Australia!
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Chipie chip! Charah!
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Look out! He's got a gun!
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Wait! It's not a gun!
It's a piece of paper!
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I think he's trying to tell us that he wants
to relocate all his speicies here to Australia!
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Well, ya certainly
are welcome here, alien!
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In fact, there's a mission right over
there that will take all your people in!
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Hello!
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Guess the little pecker
didn't like missionaries!
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Now, I'll ask you again! Who is the
little boy that took our ship?!
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We don't know!
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Who is this person?!
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K-kill me!
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Do it again!
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No, wait! I'll tell ya!
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He's, he's a little starving
Ethiopian kid! We adopted him!
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- Adopted from who?!
- Sally! Sally Struthers!
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The lady on TV! She knows
everything! Sally Struthers!
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Sally Struthers!
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Where can we find her?! - I know
exactly where Sally Struthers is!
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Let them go!
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Good job, fatass!
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Dude, I couldn't take that balloon!
Another couple of hours
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of that and I'd've been
totally pissed off!
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Whatever! Let's
go see what's on TV!
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Gentlemen, Miss Struthers
can see you now!
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I'm warning you, Bill! Sally
Struthers is a bit heavy!
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But don't say anything
because she's pretty sensitive!
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Oh, I would
never say anything!
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I saw some show where they made
fun of Sally Struthers' weight
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and I thought it was totally cruel!
I mean, she helps people, you know!
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Ah! Miss Struthers!
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Miss Struthers, we understand you
have helped raise millions of dollars
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to help starving
children in Ethiopia!
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We need information on
one of the Ethiopians!
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You must tell us everything
you know about him!
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His name... is...
Starving Marvin!
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Why, yes it is a Chocolate
Yum Yum Bar, Miss Struthers!
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And, there are several more
where that came from!
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Of course, if you don't want to tell
us about the Ethiopian boy...
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I'm glad we can do business!
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C'mon, dude! There's gotta be something
about Starvin Marvin in the news!
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Well, I can't find anything!
Wait! What's this?!
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God wants you to
send us money!
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He needs you to send us
money so we can help others!
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Oh, my God! This guy again! - Why would
anybody send this asshole money?!
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To take it and
shove it in his peehole!
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Starvin Marvin!
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He DID take the ship!
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Well, nice job, Marvin! I hope you got about
a thousand dollars to pay for maw haws!
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Dude, you're gonna get
busted for taking this thing!
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- I think he wants us to get in!
- Kickass!
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- Wow! This thing is awesome!
- Let's go somewhere!
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Sauring so high
above the world!
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Never thought
I could be so free!
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I'm one with the birds
and magic is all I see!
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This is great!
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Yeah, but where's that crappy song
comming from?! Can we turn that off?!
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Yeah! That's better!
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Hello! How we doing today?!
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Look what I got for you!
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No! It's not food! It's a cross!
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And it has your christian
name printed on it!
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From now on, you are Michael!
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Can you say Michael?!
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Oh, well! You'll get it!
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Hello, brother David! Do you
have any sins to confess?!
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Anybody?! Sins to confess?!
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Joshua?!
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You know, today, I'm
reminded of Psalm 46, line 39.
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"Though the mountains shake and...".
- Here they are!
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- Who are you?! - We're with
the American Government!
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Sally Struthers told us where
we'd find Marvin's parents!
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Hello there, Mr. and
Mrs. Click Click Dirk!
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I think you know
why we're here!
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No, dude! You don't wanna
bring your people to Mexico!
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There's missionaries there too!
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No way! Not Utah! Utah's
nothing BUT missionaries!
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Dude, it looks like he's tried
everywhere in the world!
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Well, he hasn't been here
yet! Where's this?!
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What the hell did
you hit, Cartman?!
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Oh, my God! What
the hell is that thing?!
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Where are we?!
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We're on like some foreign planet! - This
place is rad! Look at all the trees and stuff!
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Greetings!
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Welcome to Marklar!
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Uh, thanks!
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I am Marklar,
leader of the Marklar!
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Uh, cool! My name is Stan
and uh, I'm the leader of Earth!
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- Marklar to you!
- Cool!
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Hey! I'm the leader of Earth! - Screw
you, Cartman! I called "leader" first!
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Well, you can call "leader" till your ass
bleeds, but it doesn't make it true!
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We are very thankful to you for
bringing our Marklar back to us!
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I thought you called
your PLANET Marklar!
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Oh, here on Marklar, we refer to all
people, places, and things as Marklar!
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Well, our friend, Marvin, and all his
people have to live on a part of Earth
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that sucks ass! They
can't grow food or nothin'!
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Yeah, so it would be
really cool if you would
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let Marvin and all his
people come live here!
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Well, there is a lot
of room on Marklar!
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If Marklar here wants to
bring his Marklar to Marklar,
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that would be fine!
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Just take our Marklar back to Marklar
and bring all the Marklar back with you!
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Uh, thanks!
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Let's go through this one more
time, Mr. and Mrs. Click Click Dirk!
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Your son Marvin has a ship that we
want! How can we get it from him?!
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We are the CIA! That
ship needs to be with us!
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Maybe we should just take
something precious of yours, huh!
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Aha! This! This
gourd-thingy for instance!
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How do you like that, huh?!
If you ever want to see this...
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little... thingy again, I
suggest you contact your boy!
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There his is!
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Back away from the
spacecraft, children!
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No! No, it's okay! The ship
took us to another planet!
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A beautiful lush
place called Marklar!
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Yeah! And the leader, he says that
all the Ethiopians can go live there!
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The alien race, have they
heard the word of Christ?!
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No! Never! It's perfect!
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Oh, no! Those poor souls! We
must spread the gospel to them!
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What?!
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C'mon, Marvin! We gotta get your people
to Marklar before the missionaries do!
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You'll do nothing of the kind!
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This ship is now Property of the
United States Government!
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Call those boys' mothers!
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I'm sure they'll be very interested in the
trouble their boys have been up to!
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Oh, no, dude!
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You know, Susan, there, there's so
many great missionaries doing work
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out there in the,
in the, in parts of Africa
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nd, and while we're trying to get
bibles to people all over the world,
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and what we need is the
help of everyone out there
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so that we can continue
these, these projects!
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Now, listen to this, Susan!
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One of our missionaries in North
Africa has made an amazing discovery!
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A new planet in the, in the galaxy Alpha-
Seti 6 that has intelligent life on it!
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Amazing!
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Now, we're not sure what these
hyper-intelligent beings look like,
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but one thing is for sure, and
they've never heard... of Jesus Christ!
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What can we do with the 600
club to help those poor aliens?!
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What we need, Susan, is we need
money to build an Interstellar Cruiser!
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Now, this spaceship will be able
to travel through a worm hole
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in deliver the message and glory of
Jesus Christ to those godless aliens!
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Send your money now! Amen!
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I want everyone to keep a safe distance
from the craft until we can run some tests!
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Uh, excuse me, gentlemen! Uh,
Tom Brokaw is here to see you!
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Tom Brokaw?! Oh,
no! The press already!
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- Hey! Good day, gentlemen!
- Mr. Brokaw, I presume!
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You presume wisely, sir!
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I'm here to get the big
story! The big scoop!
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I understand that you've found some
kind of ship from an alien race,
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seeing as though I am pulitzer
prize winning Tom Brokaw!
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Look, kid! Did you really think
this was going to fool anybody?!
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You don't look anything like Tom Brokaw!
- What?! Dare you question my integretah?!
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I told you Tom Brokaw doesn't
have a mustach, fatass!
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What?! Eh, oh! I had
some bad bleeters today!
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Alright, boys! Time to get
back to your quarters!
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Son of a bitch!
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Run for it!
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Get them!
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Hey, guys! Wait for me!
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- Kenny!
- Forget him! He's done for!
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He's not done for!
He's standing right there!
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You, guys! Wait for me!
- No! No! He's done for! C'mon!
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Dammit, dammit, dammit!
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Alright! We made it!
232
00:15:16,400 --> 00:15:18,600
Okay, Marvin! Time to take
your people to their new home!
233
00:15:21,280 --> 00:15:22,120
What was that?!
234
00:15:24,320 --> 00:15:25,760
This is the Missionary 600!
235
00:15:25,920 --> 00:15:28,560
We have you locked on fire
ready! Turn back right now!
236
00:15:31,960 --> 00:15:34,440
- They're shooting at us!
- Quick, Marvin! Get us to Marklar!
237
00:15:36,720 --> 00:15:39,520
Well, how'd we do it last time?! - Cartman
just hit the button and the ship flew itself!
238
00:15:39,640 --> 00:15:42,920
- Which button did you press,
Cartman?! - Uh, oh! I don't remember!
239
00:15:43,080 --> 00:15:43,960
You don't remember?!
240
00:15:44,120 --> 00:15:46,120
- You dumbass, Cartman!
- Hey! I was under duress!
241
00:15:46,320 --> 00:15:47,440
Maybe it was this one!
242
00:15:48,197 --> 00:15:52,440
Sauring so high
above the world!
243
00:15:54,520 --> 00:15:56,888
The ship seems to made out
of a super-strong alloy!
244
00:15:56,889 --> 00:15:58,389
These lasers aren't
powerful enough!
245
00:15:58,400 --> 00:16:01,640
Everyone, the word of God is
going around the world and,
246
00:16:01,840 --> 00:16:05,400
and all your help is so
greatly appreciated!
247
00:16:05,560 --> 00:16:09,280
W-w-what we need now
is an Argon Crystal Laser!
248
00:16:09,440 --> 00:16:12,891
You see, an Argon Crystal Laser
can pierce thick space holes
249
00:16:12,892 --> 00:16:17,480
in a way that other lasers just can't!
Send your money now! Ah, thank you!
250
00:16:22,080 --> 00:16:24,333
Miss Struthers, we understand
that you have a ship of your own!
251
00:16:24,334 --> 00:16:26,334
One capable of interstellar travel!
252
00:16:28,760 --> 00:16:31,960
We need to use use your
ship to catch those boys!
253
00:16:32,120 --> 00:16:33,880
We will do anything
for that technology!
254
00:16:37,400 --> 00:16:40,708
Miss Struthers, if those Ethiopians
make it to another planet,
255
00:16:40,709 --> 00:16:43,009
who will send money
to your foundation?!
256
00:16:43,120 --> 00:16:46,160
Without Ethiopians,
you have no food!
257
00:16:49,520 --> 00:16:53,655
Oh, that won't be a problem,
Miss Struthers! We have collateral!
258
00:16:54,356 --> 00:16:55,656
I wanna get out of here!
259
00:17:01,483 --> 00:17:03,216
I have the infidels in my sight!
260
00:17:05,889 --> 00:17:06,732
Holy shit!
261
00:17:12,480 --> 00:17:14,480
Holy crap! They
have photon torpedos!
262
00:17:14,600 --> 00:17:18,835
Now, our deflector shields are
useless against four-ton torpedos
263
00:17:18,836 --> 00:17:21,336
and we really need your
support on this one, folks!
264
00:17:21,480 --> 00:17:26,160
Here at the 600 club, we need your
money to spread the word of Jesus
265
00:17:26,360 --> 00:17:30,040
and build more advanced deflector
shields for our galactic cruiser!
266
00:17:30,160 --> 00:17:33,000
Call now and we'll
give you this free pin!
267
00:17:35,960 --> 00:17:38,160
- You got'em, Marvin!
- Yeah! Now, finish'em off!
268
00:17:39,400 --> 00:17:40,920
Warning! Deflector sheilds failing!
269
00:17:41,080 --> 00:17:42,120
Where did that come from?!
270
00:17:44,120 --> 00:17:46,240
Good! Now, get them
in our tractor beam!
271
00:17:48,800 --> 00:17:49,600
Now we've got'em!
272
00:17:52,120 --> 00:17:53,240
It's Sally Struthers!
273
00:17:53,400 --> 00:17:57,440
Well, it appears they'll be going back to
Ethiopia! So we can go on to the aliens!
274
00:17:57,600 --> 00:17:59,640
Sorry, Marvin! We tried!
275
00:17:59,840 --> 00:18:01,760
Wait! Miss Struthers!
Miss Struthers!
276
00:18:03,160 --> 00:18:04,720
Miss Struthers, please! Just
listen to me for one second!
277
00:18:04,880 --> 00:18:07,440
You started the Feed the Children
Foundation for wonderful reasons!
278
00:18:08,120 --> 00:18:09,840
To help starving helpless people who
lived in a rotten part of the world!
279
00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:13,400
Well, it's for those reasons we
wanna help our friend Marvin now!
280
00:18:16,560 --> 00:18:19,760
Miss Struthers, don't forget the gift
we gave you! The child in carbonite!
281
00:18:24,080 --> 00:18:26,480
Miss Struthers! You
helped so many people,
282
00:18:26,600 --> 00:18:28,920
and you taught us that helping
people is what life is all about!
283
00:18:29,080 --> 00:18:32,120
All we wanna do is be like you!
284
00:18:44,120 --> 00:18:46,840
- She bought it!
- Sally Struthers is saving us!
285
00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:49,280
Uh, now, now stay with
me on this one, folks!
286
00:18:49,440 --> 00:18:54,640
Sally Struthers has a Taberian Junker
which is, the favourite ship of the hutts
287
00:18:54,840 --> 00:19:02,760
and she has trapped our, our, our new
CBC ship in a Posetronic Tractor Beam.
288
00:19:03,080 --> 00:19:06,280
So we're gonna need an
Ionic Tractor Disruptor!
289
00:19:06,440 --> 00:19:09,608
Now, now, not a regular
Ionic Tractor Disruptor,
290
00:19:09,660 --> 00:19:14,720
but a Negative Ionic Tractor Disruptor
to help spread the word of Jesus!
291
00:19:14,880 --> 00:19:16,440
I will get the
fuckin' idiot up here!
292
00:19:18,560 --> 00:19:21,440
- Now's our chance! - Wait! I
remember! It was the red button!
293
00:19:24,840 --> 00:19:26,160
They've opened the worm hole!
294
00:19:26,360 --> 00:19:27,640
It's pulling us in!
295
00:19:52,720 --> 00:19:55,240
Please! Please! Please!
We are confused!
296
00:19:55,400 --> 00:19:57,880
You must explain one at a Marklar!
297
00:19:58,040 --> 00:20:02,800
Alien friend, we are here to spread the
word of Jesus! He died for your sins!
298
00:20:03,400 --> 00:20:04,480
Who?! Marklar?!
299
00:20:04,600 --> 00:20:07,160
We brought Marvin and his people to live
here, but these buttholes followed us!
300
00:20:07,360 --> 00:20:08,800
Brought Marklar?!
301
00:20:08,960 --> 00:20:10,080
What is Marklar?!
302
00:20:10,240 --> 00:20:14,080
Well, Here on Marklar, everyone and
everything is referred to as Marklar!
303
00:20:14,240 --> 00:20:17,147
- Doesn't that get confusing?!
- Oh, no! Watch this!
304
00:20:17,182 --> 00:20:20,022
- Hey, Marklar!
- Yes? - You see?!
305
00:20:20,240 --> 00:20:23,480
Wait! Wait! I think I can
explain this whole thing!
306
00:20:23,563 --> 00:20:26,440
Marklar, these Marklars
want to change your Marklar!
307
00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:28,826
They don't want this Marklar or
any of these Marklars to live here,
308
00:20:28,861 --> 00:20:30,257
because it's bad for their Marklar!
309
00:20:30,258 --> 00:20:33,607
They use Marklar to try and force
Marklars to believe their Marklar!
310
00:20:33,608 --> 00:20:36,608
If you let them stay here, they
will build Marklars and Marklars!
311
00:20:36,703 --> 00:20:39,065
They will take all your Marklars
and replace them with Marklar!
312
00:20:39,100 --> 00:20:41,428
These Marklars have no good
Marklar to live on Marklar,
313
00:20:41,463 --> 00:20:43,306
so they must come
here to Marklar!
314
00:20:43,341 --> 00:20:47,560
Please, let these Marklars stay where
they can grow and prosper without any
315
00:20:47,720 --> 00:20:49,120
Marklars, Marklars, or Marklars!
316
00:20:50,320 --> 00:20:53,440
Young Marklar, your
Marklars are wise and true!
317
00:20:53,600 --> 00:20:55,360
What the hell did he say?!
318
00:20:55,520 --> 00:20:57,120
- Wow! Good job, dude!
- Thanks!
319
00:20:57,280 --> 00:20:58,840
The Marklars can stay!
320
00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:00,320
Alright!
321
00:21:00,480 --> 00:21:02,120
You Marklars must leave!
322
00:21:02,320 --> 00:21:04,600
But, you will all burn in
forever in eternal hellfire!
323
00:21:04,800 --> 00:21:06,720
Yes, that's nice!
Thank you for stopping by!
324
00:21:06,880 --> 00:21:09,040
Well, Marvin, It was
sure cool seeing you again!
325
00:21:10,840 --> 00:21:13,840
No! We gotta go! Sally Struthers is
gonna give us a ride back to Earth!
326
00:21:19,080 --> 00:21:20,520
Maybe we'll come
and visit sometime!
327
00:21:20,640 --> 00:21:22,960
Yeah, and maybe Jesse
Jackson'll be president!
328
00:21:23,120 --> 00:21:24,920
- Dude! - What?! We're
not gonna come visit him!
329
00:21:25,080 --> 00:21:26,960
- I know, but you don't tell
him that! - Whatever!
9999
00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00
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