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Hold still, Ike! We have
to get you dressed!
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- Where the heck is Kyle?!
- I don't know!
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Come on, Kyle! You're gonna
be late for Jew Scouts!
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- Kyle.
- I'm comming, Ma!
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Go get the door, Kyle!
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"Get ready! Answer the door!" Jesus
Christ! Make up your friggin mind!
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Oh! Hey, Kenny! - How's it going?!
Wanna go watch a meteor shower?!
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I can't watch a meteor shower with
you, Kenny! I have to go to Jewbilee!
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What's that?!
- It's what we do in Jew Scouts!
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Usually, we just sit around and
make stuff, but tonight,
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because there's a meteor shower, we're
gonna do some big thing out in the woods!
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It's gonna suck ass, I'm sure!
- Hey! That's easy!
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Hey! Maybe you can go with me!
Then it won't suck so hard! - Really?!
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Mom! Can Kenny go
to Jewbilee with me?
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Well Kyle, Jewbilee is sort
of a ssspecial thing!
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Oh! Kenny isn't special?
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No, no! You're very special,
Kenny! It's just that...
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Well... Jewbilee
is for Jewish kids!
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You see, boys! Jew Scouts
is a special group
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that borrows a little bit from all
different Jewish denominations!
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From the Orthodox Jews, from the Hesidic
Jews, from the Northern Italy Cave Jews,
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but you have to believe the basic
tenants of Judaism to be a scout!
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Kenny will believe whatever
you want him to! - Yeah!
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Kyle! Eh-the problem is...
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Please, Ma! I don't think Kenny
has anywhere else to be tonight!
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Oh, alright! Just don't let any of the
elders know that he isn't Jewish! Okay?
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Come on, Ike! It's
time to go to Squirts!
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You have to be in Squirts if you're
too young to be a Jew Scout!
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Don't worry, Kenny! I'll fill you in
on our faith on the way up there!
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And then, Kenny, Abraham's
wife bore him no children.
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She had a handmaid Egyptian
who's name was Hagar!
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And Sari said unto Abraham, "Behold, now!
The lord hath restrained be from bearing!
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I pray thee!
Go into my maid!".
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Abraham begot Isaac,
whom the lord then said to kill!
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But, that was just a little silly trick
to see if Abraham would do it!
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No, Ike! Ma! Ike keeps taking
off his Squirt's uniform!
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Ike, you behave!
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I don't think Ike
wants to go to Squirts!
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Ike, your brother Kyle
was in Squirts and so was I!
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You have to go so someday you
can be a big brave Jew Scout!
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Tell Ike how much
fun Squirts is, Kyle!
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- What, you want me to lie?!
- Yeah! Lie!
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Oh! Ike, Squirts is so much fun!
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Oh, my God! What is that?!
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Hey! It's a bear!
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- Wow! Cool! - This retreat
really is out of the way! Isn't it!?
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Welcome to Jewbilee!
You folks find it okay?!
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Yeah! Actually, we saw
a bear a few miles back!
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- He was huge! - Yeah! We
spotted him a few days ago!
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Nothing to worry about though!
Your boys are safe with us!
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I'm sure they are!
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We'll be back to pick you up after
the meteor shower party, boys!
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Goodbye, boys! Kyle and Ike,
you be safe! And Kenny...
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Try and act Jewish!
- How do I act Jewish?!
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C'mon, Squirt! We're
meeting over here!
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Who are you?!
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I'm the Squirt Leader! I don't
want to be the Squirt Leader,
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but I don't have a choice! It's the only
way I can earn my Hudhpa badge!
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I gotta spend all night
instructing Squirts!
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You have to go with him, Ike!
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Don't worry, Ike! Squirts is fun, and I'll
be right over there in the next building!
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Come on!
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- Name!
- Kyle Broflovski.
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Kenny MacHeimerberg.
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Alright! Get to Mashugana Hall!
The meeting is already starting!
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What's this?! - This is
where the elders meet!
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Nobody's allowed to go in there
when they're having a meeting!
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I want to welcome you to all! Though we
each come from a different sect of Judaism,
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on this night of Jewbilee,
we all pray to Moses as one!
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Now, let us introduce ourselves!
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Elder Karn from the
Orthodox synagogue.
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Elder Harris from the Hesidic sect.
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Elder Garth from the
synagogue of Anti-Semites.
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I don't believe I've heard of the
Anti-Semetic sect of Judaism before!
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We're new!
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Okay, Squirts! The elders have given
us a very important task tonight!
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We're all going to make
macaroini pictures like this one!
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Using dry macaroni,
paper, and glue!
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How come we have to
make macaroni pictures?!
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Because that's what Squirts
do! Now, shut your pie hole!
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- What's your name?
- No!
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How come your head is
looking so... funny-looking?
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And that's how we'll be
making tonight's craft!
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And so you see, Scouts,
all you need is a bar of soap
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and a dull knife! And you can make
nifty soap sculptures like these!
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Here's a girraff!
And here's a cloud!
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You can all pick up your
bars of soap later on
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as we will all be making
soap sculptures tonight!
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Now, this year we are pleased
to anounce that Jewbilee
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has grown to over one hundred Jew
Scouts from all around the country!
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All new inductees raise your hands!
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That's you, Kenny!
Raise your hand!
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And what is your
name, young man?
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Junichi!
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Oh! Wonderful!
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Could you run out and grab some,
some of those candles for us?
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There we go!
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Now, I would like all the new
inductees to step forward please!
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This part kinda sucks, Kenny!
But, don't screw it up!
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Raise your left hand
and repeat after me.
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I pledge to be a Jew Scout.
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My honor wide and true.
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I am proud to be a Jew scout.
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Otherwise, I'd just be a Jew.
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Okay, Squirts! Let's see what you
made macaroni pictures of!
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Ishmael?
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- Apple!
- Good!
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- Mathew!
- Cat!
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- Joseph!
- Triangle!
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- Okay! Ike!
- Kokershang!
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You don't make a macaroni picture of
the last supper at a Jewish camp!
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What the cheese?!
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Oh, my God! It's that bear
they've been talking about!
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Where'd he go?!
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Squirts! Go grab your gear!
We're gonna go hunt us a bear!
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Then I'll get my
Hudhpa badge for sure!
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Oh, enough already! What
has Moses ever done for us?!
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All sects of Judaism
follow the words of Moses!
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Not mine! Tonights meteor shower
is the sign of the new time!
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We should use it to pray to Haymen
and enter into a new millenium phase!
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Enough, elder! You will not speak
the name of Haymen here!
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All you ever do is worship Moses,
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but it says in the book of Centuries that
Haymen will one day lead the Jews!
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We pray to Moses here, Elder!
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If you guys love Moses so much,
why don't you marry him?!
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We accept all denominations of
Judaism here at Scouts, Elder.
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But your synagogue of
Anti-Semites is too strange!
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Get out and do not return! You
are no longer welcome here!
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Fine!
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Jewbilee is the time of Haymen! You will
all see how wrong you are very soon
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when Haymen returns from the
ninth tower of devolutionment
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and smokes Moses and all his followers
into pillards of dust of dust that would cry
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for their petty lives but can't having
recently been turned into dust and all!
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You will see! You will
see this very night!
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C'mon, Kenny! You have
to get in a circle!
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What the heck are we doing?!
- This is where we all stand in a cirle
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and pray to Moses for
guidance during Jewbilee.
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That's fuckin' stupid!
- It is not stupid, Kenny!
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This is my faith and you
shouldn't make fun of it!
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Alright, Jew Scouts! The meteor
shower will start soon!
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Let's pray to
Moses for guidance.
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Moses, great leader,
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on this blessed night of Jewbilee,
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we ask for your tutalige.
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May the teachings of Moses
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fill our ears and our
hearts respectively.
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Stupid assholes! Moses ain't
gonna teach them anything!
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Do not fear, Haymen!
This night shall be yours!
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And the Anti-Semetic Jews
will once again rule the earth!
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We are Squirts! We are Squirts!
We're so kosher that it hurts!
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When we get older, we'll be Scouts,
but until then, we are Squirts!
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There he is, Squirts!
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Okay, Squirts! Remember the
plan! Imobilize and attack!
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Mathew! You imobilize
the bear with the net,
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and echo team, run up and
attack it with your squirt knives!
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Don't get too close, now!
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Just close enough to throw
the net on the stupid bear!
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No!
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Oh, Frank!
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God!
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Oh, the bear took a squirt!
Oh, I'm gonna get it now!
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What's happening!
- Shut up, Kenny!
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WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!
- That's Moses, stupid!
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Great Moses, we your most loyal followers
want to thank you a lot for coming.
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The hour of Jewbilee is near!
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Let all debts be forgiven
and all slaves free!
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Alright, Scouts! Let's all show
Moses our soap sculptures
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so that he may
rejoice and be pleased!
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It's a duck!
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...and it was fortold that the spirit
of Moses would finally rest when
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his spirit was imprisoned by Haymen
in a cockshell of blind faith.
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Cockshell! Like this one! Neat!
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Moses, the Squirts have made
you tidings of macaroni pictures.
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They should be here any second.
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Where the hell are the Squirts! We need
those macaroni pictures for moses right now!
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Now, we'll just see how
Mr. Bear loves rat poison.
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That ought to be enought
to kill a super bear.
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Okay! Raise the tray!
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Hudhpa badge, here I come!
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Okay! Here he comes!
Easy, now! Easy, Squirts!
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Okay, Squirt! Lower the tray!
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That's it! That it, you
goddam stupid bear fraidy!
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Jesus! Holy God!
Another Squirt!
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You think you can stop me from getting
my Hudhpa badge, you stupid bear?!
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Think again!
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Great and honorable Moses, what do
you desire from us, your children?
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I desire...
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I desire macaroni pictures.
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Y'yes, yes! The macaroni
pictures are coming right away.
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Uh, anything else you want from
us, o great leader of the people?
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I desire popcorn necklaces.
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You heard him! Get to making
popcorn necklaces right away!
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All you need is some popcorn
and a needle and thread.
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Hold!
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There is an an impurity.
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Oh, no! He's on to me, Haymen!
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An impurity, Moses?
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This child bears not Persia.
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What the hell are we gonna do!
- Don't worry! I know what to do!
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Scout Broflovski, have
you defiled Jew Scouts
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by bringing a Non-Hebrew
to Jewbilee?!
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Elder, It's not my fault! He told
me he was Jewish! - What?!
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A Non-Jew has impultrated Jew Scouts
and looked upon the face of Moses.
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He must be dealt with. - I tried to tell
him I wasn't Hebrew just before we left!
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You are banished from here.
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You must leave before the great
eating of carrot cake. - What?!
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He doesn't get cake?!
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No cake for the impurity!
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Go now! You do not belong here!
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Elder! What are you doing?!
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He's reading from
the book of Haymen!
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Into the cockshell, Moses!
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Help!
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And there you shall stay!
Trapped for all eternity!
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Elder, what have you done?!
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I told you! The meteor
shower's the time of Haymen!
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I am running Jewbilee now!
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- Release Moses now!
- I don't think so!
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When do we get
to eat carrot cake?
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Now, all of you into that building
or I'll shoot you where you stand!
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- Elder, you cannot mean...
- Move!
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Now! Now, Haymen!
Your time has come!
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Dude! What the
hell is going on?!
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If he summonds Haymen,
we will all be destroyed!
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We know Jewish shtick, shtick, shmaler
shmaler, shtick, shtick, shmaler, shmaler!
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Hold it, Squirts! This is
where we'll set our trap!
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Everyone remember their squadron! Alpha
5 and Gamma 7 will be on recon team!
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Alpha will take left plank and flush
the bear out of sector 3!
229
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Once we're in position, I want costant
contact between all squad leaders!
230
00:15:23,080 --> 00:15:25,000
We'll flush him out and
then we'll attack him!
231
00:15:25,200 --> 00:15:28,200
Remember, this is only a bear! All
we have to do is stick together
232
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and we can spend the rest of the
night making bear sandwiches!
233
00:15:33,680 --> 00:15:34,880
Where's Ikmael?!
234
00:15:36,120 --> 00:15:39,583
Gosh dammers! You stupid
goddam son of a bear!
235
00:15:39,618 --> 00:15:42,160
You've taken your last
Squirt! You hear me?!
236
00:15:42,320 --> 00:15:46,200
"And the ancient one looked upon
Hayman as the new leader of the people".
237
00:15:46,360 --> 00:15:49,160
"And it was the night that
stars flew around the sky".
238
00:15:52,280 --> 00:15:55,440
If he summonds Hayman, it will be
the end of everything we hold dear!
239
00:15:55,600 --> 00:15:56,760
I wanna go home!
240
00:16:14,320 --> 00:16:18,720
That bear thinks he can outsmart me! Well,
I'm not gonna let a stupid bear get a...
241
00:16:18,880 --> 00:16:20,160
Heh! Hold! Look over there!
242
00:16:22,120 --> 00:16:24,720
It's one of the Squirts the
bear took! Maybe he's okay!
243
00:16:35,880 --> 00:16:37,360
IT'S A TRAP!
244
00:16:43,360 --> 00:16:45,080
Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn!
245
00:16:45,240 --> 00:16:47,760
Okay, bear! That does it!
246
00:16:47,880 --> 00:16:51,480
You wanna kill all the squirts?!
You can have them! I give up!
247
00:16:51,640 --> 00:16:53,680
I don't need my
Hudhpa badge,
248
00:16:53,840 --> 00:16:57,520
or Jew Scouts, or any
of this crap! Forget it!
249
00:16:57,960 --> 00:17:01,920
Let the new tide turn! Let
Haymen rule his people once again!
250
00:17:03,800 --> 00:17:07,480
We await your return, Hayman!
You passage is safe from enimies.
251
00:17:11,720 --> 00:17:16,520
It's hopeless! - Hayman will be summoned
and we will be forced to obey him or die!
252
00:17:17,880 --> 00:17:20,880
- I-I'm fine with obeying!
- Yeah, obeying should work out swell!
253
00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:23,240
Don't worry, you guys! He forgot
about Kenny! Kenny will help us!
254
00:17:23,400 --> 00:17:25,280
- How?!
- Kenny will find a way!
255
00:17:32,120 --> 00:17:33,880
Hey! Welcome to the party!
256
00:17:35,640 --> 00:17:38,080
See this little bear cub?
It's his birthday!
257
00:17:38,240 --> 00:17:40,800
Yeah! So his mommy brought
us all over to play with him!
258
00:17:52,680 --> 00:17:53,960
Uh, oh!
259
00:17:53,961 --> 00:17:56,671
What's the deal?! You know all about this
Haymen at your age?! You're so young!
260
00:17:56,680 --> 00:17:58,680
C'mon, Squirts! We
have to help them!
261
00:18:06,720 --> 00:18:13,880
Elder Squard! I lost the
Squirts! I lost all the Squirts!
262
00:18:14,240 --> 00:18:18,120
Well screw you! I don't need
your Hudhpa badge anyway!
263
00:18:19,240 --> 00:18:20,600
Frodo! Get us out of here!
264
00:18:20,920 --> 00:18:23,880
What the cheese!? What
are you guys doing in there?!
265
00:18:24,080 --> 00:18:26,200
Get the keys and unlock the door!
266
00:18:26,360 --> 00:18:29,320
- What?! - Get the
keys and unlock the door!
267
00:18:29,480 --> 00:18:32,120
I lost the Squirts!
268
00:18:33,080 --> 00:18:34,280
- Look out!
- Huh?!
269
00:18:34,840 --> 00:18:37,440
- Don't move! - Oh,
Jiminy Gravy! What's this?!
270
00:18:37,600 --> 00:18:41,280
It's the summoning of Haymen, fool!
The wakening of a new kingdom!
271
00:18:41,440 --> 00:18:43,880
You can't wake Haymen!
What would Moses say?!
272
00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:46,600
Moses is trapped for all eternity
in the cock of blind faith!
273
00:18:49,280 --> 00:18:50,600
Oh no, you don't!
274
00:18:53,640 --> 00:18:55,480
Enough of this waste of time!
275
00:18:57,320 --> 00:18:59,880
"Haymen! The great
summoning is done".
276
00:19:00,080 --> 00:19:04,320
"Upon these words, let
your spirit come. Inek! Foas".
277
00:19:04,480 --> 00:19:05,520
Is it lost?!
278
00:19:08,720 --> 00:19:10,080
Hey! Give that back!
279
00:19:11,560 --> 00:19:12,880
It's the Squirts!
280
00:19:13,080 --> 00:19:16,560
Unlock the door, Squirts! The keys
are up there! - They'll never reach!
281
00:19:16,720 --> 00:19:19,240
Squirts! Fall in!
Chinese formation!
282
00:19:21,080 --> 00:19:22,800
Gimmie that book!
283
00:19:23,360 --> 00:19:24,720
Haymen will deal with you!
284
00:19:33,680 --> 00:19:35,320
Oh, no! It's too late!
285
00:19:48,880 --> 00:19:51,280
- What is that?!
- It is Haymen!
286
00:19:57,600 --> 00:20:00,880
Free! Free to punish
those that imprisoned me!
287
00:20:01,080 --> 00:20:03,240
Haymen! It's me,
Garth! I freed you!
288
00:20:06,534 --> 00:20:08,241
Okay, fine! I'll hit
it with my head!
289
00:20:08,396 --> 00:20:10,425
Kenny! Noooo!
290
00:20:15,560 --> 00:20:18,080
Moses! Noooooo!
291
00:20:29,640 --> 00:20:33,960
Moses! Uh, I... I apoligize
for any inconvenience!
292
00:20:34,360 --> 00:20:35,720
You see, I was just, uh...
293
00:20:35,880 --> 00:20:37,360
Die!
294
00:20:46,200 --> 00:20:48,000
That blow to his head
must have killed him!
295
00:20:48,200 --> 00:20:50,880
He saved us!
He saved all the Jews!
296
00:20:52,280 --> 00:20:54,280
Y'know, I think we
all learned something today!
297
00:20:54,440 --> 00:20:56,520
It's fine to have your own
beliefs and your own traditions,
298
00:20:56,680 --> 00:20:58,648
but as soon as you start
excluding people from your ways,
299
00:20:58,649 --> 00:21:00,949
only because of their race,
you become separatist!
300
00:21:01,160 --> 00:21:02,680
And being a separatist sucks ass!
301
00:21:02,840 --> 00:21:05,440
We've learned a lot from you
and your great friend Kenny!
302
00:21:05,600 --> 00:21:07,960
Every year, we shall gather
here, this speacial place,
303
00:21:08,160 --> 00:21:11,720
nd bring Kenny tidings of soap
sculptures and macaroni pictures.
304
00:21:12,560 --> 00:21:14,400
And those little
shaker things where
305
00:21:14,560 --> 00:21:17,520
you put beans inside of paper
plates that are glued together.
306
00:21:17,680 --> 00:21:19,240
Paper plate bean shakers!
307
00:21:19,400 --> 00:21:22,600
And let us put patterns of glue on
the outside of those paper plates
308
00:21:22,760 --> 00:21:25,880
so we can then pour glitter on
them so they look nice and sparkly.
309
00:21:26,040 --> 00:21:28,280
You heard him, Scouts!
Let's get to work!
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00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00
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