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I don't wanna go to
the stupid party!
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Come on, Stan! You're
gonna have a great time!
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No! YOU guys are
gonna have a great time!
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Whenever there's a party, the adults
get to hang out and have fun while
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the kids spend the night locked in
the basement eating stale pretzils!
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Well, your Mom and I don't get out much,
so you'll just have to bear through it!
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Hello! Welcome! Mkay?!
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This is already a wild party!
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Yeah! Well, sorry we had to bring the kid
along. We had nowhere else to put him!
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Oh, that's okay! I got a special kids
room down in the basement!
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Be sure to help yourselves
to the crab soufle and the...
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Wanita! Wanita! We need
some more finger sandwiches!
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I don't wanna hang out in the
kids room! I won't know anybody!
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Well, it would be good for
you to make new friends.
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You can't just hang out with
your buddy Kyle all the time!
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People'll think you guys are...
You know! Funny!
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- I bet you'll have a great time!
- Here we go! Its right in here!
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We'll be upstairs if you
need anything, Stan!
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- Dad! You can't leave me here! These
guys are total melvins! - Have fun, Stanley!
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No, Mom, please! They're the
geekiest kids in our school!
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We'll come get you kids when
the meteor shower starts!
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- Cherrio, Stan! I do say, it's quite a nice
surprise seeing you here! - Shut up, Pip!
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Hey, Stan! Weeell,
I sure am glad you're here.
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Cuz then we'll have even more fun than
we... Well, than we was havin before!
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We w'... We were havin an awfully good
time before you showed up too, However.
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- Butters, is there any way out
of here? - Nope! No way out!
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But... but there ain't nothin upstairs
but an old stupid party anyways!
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It's better down here
in the kids room.
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This here is Dougie! He's not too old,
but he sure is a hoot to hang with!
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Uh, he's a first grade, I think!
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I like math!
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Oh, my God!
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We were just playing a game called Wicker
shums and Decklers. Do you want to play?
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No!
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I'm the head Wickernicker,
and you are all Wickershangs.
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We all sing the merry tune of
Stratford untill I yell "Tarah!",
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and then you all fall down laughing
and I join you as I find it funny too!
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Stan, would you be the
Wickershangerbrungerbrier?
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Well, alright! Here we go!
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Great party, Mr. Mackey!
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Mr. Hat just grabed
Principal Victoria's Ass!
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No! Mr. Hat!
You get back here!
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Anyone for some meteor mai tai
punch? It packs quite a wollup!
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Oh, I'll pass! I don't
drink hard alcohol!
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C'mon! Loosen up! Meteor showers
only come once in a great wild!
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One little drink isn't gonna hurt
anything, honey! Live a little!
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Well, it is kind of a special night.
I guess I could experiment!
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Yeah! Experiment!
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- Are you sure you don't
want to play, Stanley? - Yes!
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What are you, a sour puss?
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Weeell, you really oughta play,
Stan! It's an awfully fun game!
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I've never been to England, buuuut I
bet the people there are real nice!
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Are people nice in England, Pip?
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I'll bet they are, huh! They
got those thick noses and all!
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Hey! Look at this! - What is it? Is it
something neat? I wonder what it could be!
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- It's a box filled with
ladies clothes! - Neato!
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Heey! You know what we could do
with these lady clothes? Huh? Why!
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Weeeell, we could
play Charlie's Angles!
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Aw, Dude!
You godda be kidding me!
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Ah, yes! Let's! Can I be
Jaqueline Smith? Can I?
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No! I gedda be Jaqueline Smith!
See, I thought of Charlie's Angles!
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And I gedda be Jaqueline
Smith! Cuz I thought of it!
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Oh! This stuff's as fun as
Wickershungs and Decklers!
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Come on, Angles!
Let's get dressed!
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Which ladies garnments would you like, Stan?
- Dude, I'm not putting on ladies clothes
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and I'm not playing Charlies Angles! You
guys are Melvins, and I'm not one of you!
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So, you go ahead and be
Melvins and leave me alone!
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Well! Alrighty, then!
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Here it is! I just had the
hot tub put in last week!
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- Wow! Neat!
- It looks quite inviting!
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Yeah! You can get a lot of
action when you have a hot tub!
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Oh, Mr. Mackey! You nut!
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- Hell! We should get in!
- Yeah!
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Sure! Go ahead! It's a...
it's a party, isn't it, mkay!
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Oh, I'm not hot tubbing!
I have nothing to wear!
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That's okay!
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- No hot tub for me!
- Well, screw you guys!
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I'm getting in for a while too!
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Geronimo!
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Oh, look at our boys, Sheila! It's
just like they're in college again!
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Okay, Angels! What's
our mission this week?
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Well, I don't know what our mission is!
Do you know what our mission is,
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little first grade kid?
- How should I know?
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Oh, dear! We're Charlies Angels
but we don't have a mission!
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Hey, that's because we need Bosly!
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Bosley always told the Angles
what there mission was!
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Remember Bosley? Wellowell,
we need somebody to be Bosley!
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What?!
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Well, we hate to trouble you, Stan, but
would you mind terribly being Bosley for us?
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- What do I have to do? - You just
godda tell us what our mission is!
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That's all Bosley does! Just give a
mission and us Angles will accomplish it
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Alright, alright!
Here's your mission!
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In ten minutes this room is gonna fill
with water and drown everybody!
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You have to find me a
way out of this room fast!
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Oh! That's a splendid mission!
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Well-uh! What are we waiting for?
We godda find our way out of this
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room, by golly! Or else,
we're all gonna get drowned!
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C'mon, Angles!
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Which Angel am I again?
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Oh, boy! It's nice to have a
night out without the kids, huh!
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Yeah, I know what you mean!
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I love having a family and all!
I just miss being able to party,
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drinking and socializing, experimenting
with all kinds of different things.
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Well, that's what being
young is all about!
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Once you have a family and a career,
your experimenting days are over!
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But, tonight is the exception!
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That's why I'm gonna smoke this cigar!
Only 'cause I've never smoked before!
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Good idea!
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What haven't you tried that
you've always wanted to try?
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I don't know! Maybe I'll drink a few more
beers and see where the party takes me!
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Yeah!
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- Was that your leg?
- Oh, you mean this?
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- Yeah!
- Yeah, that was me!
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- Bosley, Bosley!
- What, Pip!
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Oh, no, no! My name is Sabrina Duncan!
Remember! We're playing Charlie's Angles!
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- What the hell do you want?!
- Well, we've completed our mission!
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- Jim found a way upstairs!
- He did?!
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- Air shaft! - Dougie pushed
that big box out of the way
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and found this
old ventalation duct!
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And I reckon it's godda lead somewhere!
I'ts good, 'cause now we won't drown!
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- So, Bosley, what's our next mission?
- We're going upstairs!
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Upstairs? Why, there's ain't
nothin upstairs but adults!
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Why would we want
to go upstairs for?
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Because, you stupid melvins, they
have rad food and deserts upstairs!
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Hey, did you see Principal
Victoria in there? She looks hot!
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She sure does! I wouldn't
mind taking that home!
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Oh, ho! Yeah, ha! I'm sure
your wife would love that!
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I wish! That's the one thing I've
always thought of experimenting with!
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A threesome!
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- With two girls or two guys?
- Well, two girls, of course!
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I mean, with another guy,
you know, that'd be...
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Dude, you've never had a
homosexual fantasy? Not that I have!
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- You haven't?
- No! I mean,
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well, they say everyone has
at some point, don't they?
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Well, I never really wanted to
experiment with anything too crazy!
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Maybe just...
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I don't know... masturbate
in front of another guy.
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Yeah! Well, that's...
that's not really gay! Is it?
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No! No, I don't think so!
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Well, it is a night
for experimenting!
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Sure is!
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Okay, I'll start!
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This must be the place! They've got all
kinds of crazy things going on in there!
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Code seven! Legally, we've found the
compound! Request Immediate backup!
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Okay! So just what is
going on here, people?
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- GET DOWN!
- What?
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It's just like we
told you, officer!
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There's a religious cult in there that
plans to commit mass suicide
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when the meteor shower
starts! - Are you sure?
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Of course, we're sure! We're the
Beaureau of Alcohol, Tobacco,
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and Fire Arms! It's our job to
know what these fanatics do!
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So what does the ATF do when religious
fanatics are going to commit mass suicide?
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Uh, don't worry!
We won't let that happen!
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Even if it means we have to
kill each and everyone of them!
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What's the situation? - Apparently, we've
got at least five dozen men and women
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in there who intend to commit suicide
when the meteor shower starts!
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Any luck talking to
somebody in the house?
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We've tried calling, but there's no answer!
I think we're gonna have to move in, sir!
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- Alright! Johnson!
- Sir!
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I'm sending you in! Watch
your ass! - Yes, sir!
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Oh! Come on in!
Join the party! Mkay?!
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Would you like a meteor mai tai?
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Hey! I love mai tais!
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We did it! Great job, Angles!
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So, what's our mission now? Huh, Bosley?
Whadya want us to do now, I wonder?
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Alright, Angles! Uh, your next mission is
to get Bosley some cookies and a TV set!
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What kind of cookies
do you want, Bosley?
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- I don't care! Just hurry!
- Uh, hooray!
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So! Well! That was certainly...
interesting! - Yeah!
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You don't regret
doing it, now do you?
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No, no! What's there
to regret? Right? I mean,
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all we did was watch
each other... masturbate!
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That's... that's not gay or
anything! We said so! Right?
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Tha... that's right! It's just
harmless experimenting!
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Well, lets get back into the party
and see what everybody's doing!
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Hey! Nothing changes between us,
right? I mean, we're still friends!
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Uh, yeah, yeah, sure, sure!
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Dammit! Where's Johnson?!
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No communication, sir!
It doesn't look good for him!
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Those bastards!
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Great party, Mr. Mackey!
Thank you so much!
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Are you sure you
have to leave so early?
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We both have to be up early
tomorrow, but thanks again!
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Mkay! Drive carefully! Mkay?!
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Hold it right there!
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Whatever it is you are
intending to do, do not do it!
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Your freaky religious cult
will not succeed in its plan!
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What? - Do not move or
we will forced to shoot...
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God dammit! Who was that?!
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Did you see them move?
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- I did! - Yeah! Yeah,
they moved alright!
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Well, I'll tell ya what!
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We may not have Elway this year, but Brister
won every game he started in last year!
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Well, that's true! But Elway was the
heart of the team! Who's the leader now?
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I think the Jets are gonna be the
team to beat this year in the AFC!
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Yeah! Hey! If you watch another guy
masturbate, does that make you gay?
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- What?! - Well, I just...
I have this buddy!
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Uh, he sat and watched
another guy play with himself!
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- Well, lets go kick his ass!
- Yeah!
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- Where is he?!
- Oh, he lives in... like... Florida!
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- Hey, Randy! What're
you doing? - Nothing!
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- I'm gonna go get some chips.
- Can I come with you?
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Okay! - Come right
on in here, Bosley!
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It was my idea! I-uh got to thinking,
where do people keep TV sets,
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and then I remembered that lots of
grown-ups have TVs in thier bedrooms!
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So I walked into Mr. Mackey's bedroom,
uh, and sure enough! Here it was!
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Rad!
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Okay, Bosley! We've got you cookies and
a TV set! So, what's our next mission?
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There are no more missions!
I have everything I want!
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Weee ain't got no more missions?
What're we s'posed to do?
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We're Angles! Wha'do
Angles do without missions?
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Just play something else, Gawd!
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Oh, dear! We've
angered Bosley!
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Tom, I'm standing in front of
a house where a religious cult
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is planning to commit mass suicide
when the meteor shower starts!
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- Woah, cool!
- I wanna be a reporter someday!
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Just moments ago, a couple
emerged from the house!
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According to the ATF,
the couple refused to co-operate
219
00:11:15,760 --> 00:11:18,400
then pulled out very big guns
and started shooting everyone.
220
00:11:18,560 --> 00:11:20,973
The ATF had no choice but
to shoot the insane couple.
221
00:11:20,974 --> 00:11:22,874
And now, a stand off has insued.
222
00:11:22,920 --> 00:11:25,280
Oh! That cult is about to
be blown into tiny bits!
223
00:11:25,440 --> 00:11:28,352
The ATF Commander tells us that he
has reason to believe there may be
224
00:11:28,353 --> 00:11:30,920
children inside and that they... - Wait a
minute! - are the primary concern of all!
225
00:11:34,800 --> 00:11:38,640
Oh, my God! Dude! That's this house! They
think our parents are the religious cult!
226
00:11:38,800 --> 00:11:40,320
Do you think someday
I could be a reporter?
227
00:11:40,480 --> 00:11:44,630
We've just received a photo from the
RECON team of the action inside the house!
228
00:11:44,640 --> 00:11:48,084
howing evedence that there are
indeed inocent children trapped inside!
229
00:11:48,085 --> 00:11:50,664
Those sick cult
fanatic bastards! - Dude!
230
00:11:50,821 --> 00:11:53,030
Hey! Our parents
aren't religious fantastics!
231
00:11:53,031 --> 00:11:55,431
Why, we godda tell them that they're
makin an awful mistake! Don't we?!
232
00:11:55,573 --> 00:11:57,720
Yes! Come on, Angles! Looks
like we have a new mission!
233
00:12:01,880 --> 00:12:05,760
Randy, you're making me feel
unimportant! Talk! Talk, damn you!
234
00:12:05,920 --> 00:12:08,480
Look, I'm just having a hard time
with what we did in the hot tub!
235
00:12:08,640 --> 00:12:10,040
So... so now we
can't be friends?
236
00:12:10,200 --> 00:12:14,200
I didn't say that! I mean, I don't
know! I... I just feel so strange.
237
00:12:14,360 --> 00:12:18,120
I know it's ridiculous, but can't help
feeling like people here know!
238
00:12:18,320 --> 00:12:21,400
Like, even though nobody could know
cause we said we'd never tell anybody.
239
00:12:21,560 --> 00:12:23,960
We said we'd never tell anybody?
240
00:12:24,120 --> 00:12:27,520
- Well, of course we wouldn't!
- Oh! Well, I didn't realize that!
241
00:12:28,080 --> 00:12:31,680
- You didn't... tell anybody! Did you?
- Well, a few people! Yeah!
242
00:12:31,840 --> 00:12:35,160
What?! Why the hell would you do that?
- You didn't say not to tell anyone!
243
00:12:35,320 --> 00:12:37,360
Well, of course, I thought
it would be implied!
244
00:12:37,520 --> 00:12:39,603
When you masturbate with
another guy in a hot tub,
245
00:12:39,604 --> 00:12:41,504
you assume that nobody's
gonna tell anybody!
246
00:12:41,600 --> 00:12:45,400
Listen to you! You're yelling at me!
You've never yelled at me before!
247
00:12:46,840 --> 00:12:48,760
Hey, you guys!
We've got a big problem!
248
00:12:51,240 --> 00:12:54,320
The ATF is outside and they think you're
all a religious cult! You gotta talk to them!
249
00:12:57,400 --> 00:12:59,280
Uh, How come they're
actin that way, Stan?
250
00:12:59,440 --> 00:13:01,200
How come they're laughin
and fallin down and such?
251
00:13:02,560 --> 00:13:05,880
- Mom! Go look outside!
- Mommy's little poopykins!
252
00:13:06,040 --> 00:13:09,520
Lemmie handle this, Stan! Uh, now
listen up and listen good everyone!
253
00:13:09,680 --> 00:13:12,120
Why, I'm awful dissapointed in you
drinkin and carryin on this way!
254
00:13:12,280 --> 00:13:14,240
Why, you... you should
be ashamed yourselves!
255
00:13:14,400 --> 00:13:17,941
If you don't get outside right now, and
tell those army guys you're not a
256
00:13:17,952 --> 00:13:22,120
religious fantastics, there... well, there's
gonna be heck to pay! Yep! Heck I tell ya!
257
00:13:25,200 --> 00:13:26,960
Come on! We're gonna have
to to tell them ourselves!
258
00:13:30,200 --> 00:13:32,720
- Lay down your weapons!
- We don't have any weapons!
259
00:13:32,880 --> 00:13:36,200
Go back inside and tell everyone
that they are surrounded!
260
00:13:36,360 --> 00:13:38,920
Tell them to come out peacefully
and we will not shoot them!
261
00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:41,480
Get back inside!
262
00:13:42,960 --> 00:13:45,840
I don't think they're gonna come
out. Use the Gagnes technique.
263
00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:48,440
- What's the Gagnes technique?
- This is what we did in Waco!
264
00:13:48,600 --> 00:13:50,960
Play really bad music really
loud until it drives them nuts
265
00:13:51,120 --> 00:13:53,160
and makes them
wanna come out!
266
00:13:56,400 --> 00:13:58,560
Nobody can stand this much Cher!
267
00:13:58,720 --> 00:14:01,800
This is her new album! If this
doesn't drive them out, nothing will!
268
00:14:03,080 --> 00:14:05,360
That's great music,
Mr. Mackey! What is that?
269
00:14:05,520 --> 00:14:07,480
Oh, this is Cher!
This is her new album!
270
00:14:07,640 --> 00:14:09,200
Well, hell! Turn it up!
271
00:14:09,520 --> 00:14:11,960
Yeah! Well, you know what I
heard! I... I heard that he's gay!
272
00:14:12,120 --> 00:14:13,800
- Oh! Is he?
- Who?!
273
00:14:13,960 --> 00:14:17,320
- Who... who did you hear is...
is gay?! - Ricky Martin, the singer!
274
00:14:17,680 --> 00:14:20,362
- Hey, Randy! What's up? - What
the hell is that supposed to mean?!
275
00:14:20,397 --> 00:14:23,440
- Huh? - Look! Sho... shouldn't you be
hangin out with your wife right now?
276
00:14:23,600 --> 00:14:26,600
- Well, I just felt like talkin to you!
- There's nothing to talk about!
277
00:14:26,760 --> 00:14:30,640
- Your having regrets, aren't you?
- No! Why? I don't know!
278
00:14:30,840 --> 00:14:33,040
- Hey! Talk to me!
- NO!
279
00:14:33,200 --> 00:14:36,480
I thought we agreed what happened in the
hot tub wouldn't change our relationship!
280
00:14:36,640 --> 00:14:39,080
Will you stop it!
I don't...! I just...!
281
00:14:39,280 --> 00:14:43,280
Hey, Mr. Withdrawn! You might not
need to talk about it, but I sure do!
282
00:14:44,196 --> 00:14:46,400
Sharron! Sharron!
Can... can we go?
283
00:14:46,560 --> 00:14:49,200
Go?! The meteor shower
hasn't even started yet!
284
00:14:49,360 --> 00:14:51,568
I know, but I want to make
love to you right now!
285
00:14:51,569 --> 00:14:52,869
I have to make love
to you right now!
286
00:14:52,960 --> 00:14:57,680
Randy, relax! We don't ever get to party.
Now, come on! Loosen up! Experiment!
287
00:14:57,840 --> 00:14:59,120
Oh! I already did!
288
00:14:59,280 --> 00:15:01,840
- Dad! Dad! They shot at us!
- Not now, Stan!
289
00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:03,280
- Mom!
- Whoopie!
290
00:15:08,200 --> 00:15:10,880
Hey! What're we gonna do, huh? They
shot at us! They really shot at us!
291
00:15:11,040 --> 00:15:14,360
They ain't gonna stop until we're all
dead, I betcha! House and all our family!
292
00:15:14,520 --> 00:15:15,680
Get a hold of yourself, man!
293
00:15:15,840 --> 00:15:17,493
How come you slapped
my face, Stan? Huh?
294
00:15:17,494 --> 00:15:19,494
Why... why on earth would you
go and do that for anyways?
295
00:15:19,560 --> 00:15:20,920
C'mon! We have to find
out what's happening!
296
00:15:21,080 --> 00:15:22,880
I'm standing now
with Danny Gagnes,
297
00:15:23,040 --> 00:15:25,800
the commander of the ATF.
Commander, what is the latest?
298
00:15:25,960 --> 00:15:28,890
We have not had any co-operation
with the cult inside the house!
299
00:15:28,891 --> 00:15:31,933
They are refusing to come out and
apparently, they still plan to commit
300
00:15:31,934 --> 00:15:35,400
mass suicide once the meteor shower
starts which should be any moment now!
301
00:15:35,560 --> 00:15:38,400
See how reporters get to wear those cool
jackets? That's why I wanna be a reporter.
302
00:15:38,560 --> 00:15:39,960
So what are your
plans, commander?
303
00:15:40,120 --> 00:15:42,267
Right now, our plan is
to burn the house down.
304
00:15:42,268 --> 00:15:44,768
If we set it on fire, they'll have
no choice but to come out.
305
00:15:44,800 --> 00:15:46,280
Oh! Dear God! They're
gonna set us on fire!
306
00:15:46,440 --> 00:15:49,520
Oh, great Jesus, son of Mary, wife
of Joseph! What're we gonna do!
307
00:15:49,680 --> 00:15:52,720
Oh, sweet Joseph, husband of Mary,
but not father of sweet Jesus!
308
00:15:52,880 --> 00:15:55,600
Setting them of fire seems a
little dangerous, commander!
309
00:15:55,760 --> 00:15:57,960
It is! But we can't let
them kill themselves!
310
00:15:58,120 --> 00:15:59,913
We have to let them
know this isn't a cult party!
311
00:15:59,914 --> 00:16:01,714
But we can't! They'll
just shoot at us again!
312
00:16:01,840 --> 00:16:03,920
Uh, they're gonna burn us up
and act like nothin happened!
313
00:16:04,080 --> 00:16:07,280
Oh, sweet Jesus! Mary, mother of Jesus,
wife of Joseph, father of Mary!
314
00:16:07,440 --> 00:16:10,640
Well... wait! Mary,
wife of... Hold on!
315
00:16:10,800 --> 00:16:14,440
Come on, Angles! We've got a new
mission! And this time, it's for real!
316
00:16:15,240 --> 00:16:17,880
Four hours now, the ATF
has tried to communicate
317
00:16:18,040 --> 00:16:20,240
with the religious
fanatics inside this house.
318
00:16:20,400 --> 00:16:24,080
The meteor shower is expected to begin at
any moment. And so, time is running out!
319
00:16:25,200 --> 00:16:28,000
Ho, ho! Look! Harold's doing
it again! Hm, hm! Hmkay?!
320
00:16:31,280 --> 00:16:34,400
This is Jill Monroe reporting live from
inside the meteor shower party.
321
00:16:34,560 --> 00:16:37,320
As you can see, this is a
perfectly normal party.
322
00:16:37,480 --> 00:16:39,080
Nobody is killing themselves.
323
00:16:39,240 --> 00:16:42,080
We tried to tell ATF people,
but they shot at us.
324
00:16:42,240 --> 00:16:44,040
- Anything else?
- Tell them not to burn us down!
325
00:16:44,200 --> 00:16:47,840
Oh, yeah! Don't burn us, please!
Jill Monroe, GFN news!
326
00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:50,880
Now, what do we do? - Now, we find a way
to get this tape out to the real reporters!
327
00:16:51,040 --> 00:16:52,280
Hey! I'm a real reporter!
328
00:16:52,440 --> 00:16:54,000
You're right! You are, Dougie!
You did an awesome job!
329
00:16:55,160 --> 00:16:58,080
Attention, cult people!
Do not commit mass suicide!
330
00:16:58,640 --> 00:17:01,520
There are so many reasons
not to kill yourselves!
331
00:17:01,680 --> 00:17:04,640
Flowers, for instance!
And back rubs!
332
00:17:05,600 --> 00:17:09,280
Alright! I'm through trying to reason
with them! Send in the negotiator!
333
00:17:11,680 --> 00:17:13,931
Excuse me, but what
proof do you have
334
00:17:13,932 --> 00:17:15,932
that those people inside
are religious fanatics?
335
00:17:16,120 --> 00:17:18,720
We know what we're doing!
We did this all before in Waco!
336
00:17:18,880 --> 00:17:22,240
Yes, but you totally screwed up Waco!
You killed a bunch of innocent people
337
00:17:22,400 --> 00:17:24,480
and then tried to say
they killed themselves!
338
00:17:24,640 --> 00:17:26,760
- Look! You see this?
You see this? - Yes!
339
00:17:26,920 --> 00:17:27,934
You see it? You see it?
340
00:17:28,071 --> 00:17:29,185
Go get it! Go get it!
341
00:17:31,480 --> 00:17:34,920
Alright! Let's get ready to kick
some religious fanatic ass!
342
00:17:41,600 --> 00:17:43,400
- Having a good time?
- Yeah! Swell!
343
00:17:43,560 --> 00:17:45,483
Could I just have a
few minutes alone?
344
00:17:45,484 --> 00:17:47,184
I'm not gonna let you
change on me, Randy!
345
00:17:47,240 --> 00:17:49,480
Just because we shared an intimate
moment in the hot tub, I won't...
346
00:17:49,640 --> 00:17:53,480
We did not share an intimate moment!
Okay? That makes it sound gay!
347
00:17:55,080 --> 00:17:56,480
- G'night everyone!
- Look out!
348
00:17:59,320 --> 00:18:01,360
Hold your fire! Okay!
349
00:18:01,520 --> 00:18:04,200
People at the door!
That was a warning!
350
00:18:04,640 --> 00:18:09,000
Go back inside and tell the others that
they now have one minute to surrender!
351
00:18:11,720 --> 00:18:12,920
Oh, no! We're out of time!
352
00:18:13,080 --> 00:18:15,640
- Are you sure you can do this,
Butters? - Well, no! I'm not sure!
353
00:18:15,800 --> 00:18:17,280
I'm not sure at all!
What am I doin again?
354
00:18:17,440 --> 00:18:19,751
We're just gonna slide you down
this rope then you gotta get our
355
00:18:19,752 --> 00:18:21,252
exclusive video to that
reporter down there!
356
00:18:21,320 --> 00:18:22,800
That sounds awful dangerous!
357
00:18:22,960 --> 00:18:24,040
Can you hit a target, Pip?
358
00:18:24,200 --> 00:18:27,040
I was Audrey Class,
Esquire! Scrap Archer!
359
00:18:27,200 --> 00:18:28,440
Hit something
nice and solid, now!
360
00:18:32,200 --> 00:18:33,400
I think that's got it!
361
00:18:34,760 --> 00:18:36,640
- Nice job, Pip!
- Did I do a nice job, really?
362
00:18:36,800 --> 00:18:38,440
Alright, Butters!
Now, it's your turn!
363
00:18:39,920 --> 00:18:41,760
Weeeell, I don't know about
this! I... I think I'll reconsider!
364
00:18:41,920 --> 00:18:44,720
Yep, I think reconsidering
is the thing to do right now.
365
00:18:50,200 --> 00:18:51,560
He made it down!
366
00:18:51,720 --> 00:18:54,200
Alright, people, prepare
to fire on my command!
367
00:18:54,360 --> 00:18:55,880
- Mr. Reporter Man, sir!
- Huh?
368
00:18:56,040 --> 00:18:58,440
Uh, we've got an eyewitness
exclusive video for you sir!
369
00:19:02,360 --> 00:19:04,600
- Honey? - God! Everybody's
looking at me!
370
00:19:04,760 --> 00:19:08,520
Everybody knows! - Everybody doesn't
know! Why are you so ashamed of me?
371
00:19:08,680 --> 00:19:11,240
What's happened to you?! You've
become all needy and talkative!
372
00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:13,315
I just want to know if it
meant something to you!
373
00:19:13,316 --> 00:19:14,816
IT DIDN'T MEAN
ANYTHING TO ME, GERRY!
374
00:19:14,840 --> 00:19:18,000
All WE DID WAS WATCH EACH
OTHER MASTURBATE IN THE HOT TUB!
375
00:19:22,240 --> 00:19:24,520
I was just IN the hot tub!
376
00:19:25,480 --> 00:19:28,400
Yeah! Yeah, it's true! I thought it
would be exciting and maybe it was!
377
00:19:28,560 --> 00:19:30,983
But, I can't deal with
your accusing stares!
378
00:19:31,102 --> 00:19:33,400
We watched each other
jack off in the hot tub!
379
00:19:33,560 --> 00:19:36,480
There! We did it! I'm not
prowd of it, but there it is!
380
00:19:36,840 --> 00:19:40,720
Well, it's not like you're the only guy ever to
watch another guy masturbate! I've done it!
381
00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:43,480
- Me too!
- Yeah! I've done it a few times!
382
00:19:43,640 --> 00:19:45,720
- Yep!
- Me too!
383
00:19:47,480 --> 00:19:49,960
Aww, hell! I... I've done it
too! With Cameron, here!
384
00:19:50,120 --> 00:19:52,800
Wanita, could you fix some
more dip? Please, Wanita?
385
00:19:54,400 --> 00:19:56,320
You mean it? I'm not gay?
386
00:19:56,480 --> 00:19:59,440
Well, maybe a little!
But, we're all a little gay!
387
00:19:59,600 --> 00:20:02,240
Oh! I feel so much better! Wow!
388
00:20:02,400 --> 00:20:05,040
- So, we're friends again?
- You bet we are, Gerry!
389
00:20:05,200 --> 00:20:09,760
I feel great! I feel like I could take on
the world! Everything gonna be okay!
390
00:20:11,760 --> 00:20:13,720
Alright, everyone! Fire!
391
00:20:14,200 --> 00:20:17,040
Hold on just a minute! This
is Derrik Smalls reporting!
392
00:20:17,200 --> 00:20:20,240
We've just recieved an exlusive
video from inside the house!
393
00:20:20,400 --> 00:20:23,840
Proving that the people inside
are not cultists after all!
394
00:20:25,640 --> 00:20:28,840
Attention, everyone!
This has only been a test!
395
00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:32,649
- Good job, men, on this, uh,
simulation! - Simulation?
396
00:20:33,200 --> 00:20:35,240
ll is well! Do not shoot at...
397
00:20:40,880 --> 00:20:42,880
I believe we saved the day!
398
00:20:45,120 --> 00:20:47,240
- Sir, this isn't gonna look good!
- You're right!
399
00:20:47,400 --> 00:20:48,800
Quick! Let's get out of here!
400
00:20:51,080 --> 00:20:53,400
Say, that was a fine
piece of journalism, boys!
401
00:20:53,560 --> 00:20:54,640
- Wow! You mean it?
- Sure!
402
00:20:54,800 --> 00:20:56,756
Why, with your tape,
I'll be able to make millions
403
00:20:56,757 --> 00:20:59,357
and further my career
beyond my wildest dreams!
404
00:20:59,480 --> 00:21:01,200
Wooaah! Hooray, then!
405
00:21:01,360 --> 00:21:03,720
Well, Angles! I must say!
I think we did a smashing job!
406
00:21:03,880 --> 00:21:07,400
We sure did! Why, we put the fear of God
into those ATF sons of guns, I can tell ya!
407
00:21:07,560 --> 00:21:09,200
But you know,
I learned something today!
408
00:21:09,360 --> 00:21:11,977
I used to call you guys melvins!
But, you're just kids like me!
409
00:21:12,305 --> 00:21:14,767
We separate you in school because
you talk different or study too hard!
410
00:21:14,768 --> 00:21:17,068
But, we've proven tonight
that we can all get along!
411
00:21:17,120 --> 00:21:19,960
Uh, so you mean we can stay friends,
Stan? Won't that be swell! Huh!?
412
00:21:20,120 --> 00:21:21,640
Dude! I'm glad to see you!
413
00:21:21,800 --> 00:21:23,120
You would not
believe the night I had!
414
00:21:23,280 --> 00:21:24,519
You?! You think
you had a bad night?
415
00:21:24,520 --> 00:21:26,920
I had to hang out all night
with these friggin melvins!
416
00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:28,360
- Oh, Dude! Weak!
- Super weak!
417
00:21:28,520 --> 00:21:30,760
C'mon! I'll tell you all about
what happened to me!
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