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Now I will kill the president
and kill Salma Hayek!
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Oh Save Me!
Who will save me!
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I will!
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James West!
Cowboy and rapstar.
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Quick, Artimus Clyde Frog!
We've got to save Salma Hayek!
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If we save her, I'm going to take off
her pants and play slip and slide!
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Are you okay, Salman Hayek?
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Yes, but I need to get out of here
and eat some tacos and buritos,
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migusto tacos mucho!
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You cannot stop me,
James West!
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Look out, Artimus Clyde Frog,
its a giant metal Spider!
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We saved the day!
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Eric!
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The babysitter's here!
Come on downstairs.
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But, Mom, I'm playing
Wild Wild West!
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I have to leave soon, Eric.
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But, Mom, me and
Artimus Clyde Frog
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still have to do our last
scene with Salma Hayek!
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Come down as
soon as you're done!
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Well, I'm a bad assed cowboy
livin in the cowboy days.
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Jiggy wiggy! Scratch!
Yo, yo! Bang, bang!
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Me and Artimus Clyde Frog
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go and save Salma Hayek
from the big metal spider.
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Black cowboy from the west side!
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Thank you so much for
babysitting little Eric, Shelly!
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- Okay! - All his other
babysitters won't come back!
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I charge five dollars for the first hour,
five percent bucks every hour
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after that up to six hours
which enters into golden time.
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Oh, that sounds fine! I'm going
to a Meteor Shower Party!
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The number where I'll be
is on the refrigerator.
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Eric's snookie time
is nine o'clock sharp.
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If his little woogums get cold, you
can turn up the heat over here.
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And, if he gets cranky, just
play tummy rub rubs with him.
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- And make sure he wipes good
after he makes bears. - Bears?
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Oh! And don't mind the cat! She's
just being loud because she's in heat.
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No, Kitty!
I don't have anything!
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What the hell is wrong
with you?! Stop it, Kitty!
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No, Kitty! That's a
bad god damn Kitty!
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Okay, muffin!
Mommy's leaving now!
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- You do what the babysitter
tells you! Okay? - Uh huh!
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- Be good!
- Right!
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- Come give Mommy eskimo
kisses! - Aww, Mom!
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Eskimo kisses for Mommy!
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Jesus Christ!
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Bye, kids!
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Well, go put that pizza in
the oven, bitch! I'm hungry!
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Alright, turd! Listen up!
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Now that your mom is
gone, I'm in charge!
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I don't know how you treat
your other babysitters,
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but when I'm babysitting,
you're nothing but a little turd!
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You're a stinky, dried-up,
stupid turd! Got it?!
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You can't hit me! Didn't you
see those ninety videos on tv?
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My boyfriend is comming over!
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So, you go to the kitchen
and you make us that pizza
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before I snap you in half like
the little turd stick you are.
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You're not allowed
to have people over.
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Move!
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This is bull crap!
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I can't reach
the freezer!
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Figure it out, turd!
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God Dammit!
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Shut up, Kitty!
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"Any problems, contact
Eric's Mommy at 303...".
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I'm gonna call Mom and tell
her that the babysitter's
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having her boyfriend come over,
then we'll see who's the turd.
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So, I said, you're a
little turd! And he...
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Dammit!
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But, if you've seen one
turd, you've seen them all.
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Stupid turd! For once...
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Hey! I need to use the phone!
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Oh, hold on a second, Gary!
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I pulled his underwear
over his head!
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I'm gonna get her,
Kitty! Mark my words!
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Shut the hell up, Kitty!
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And now, back to the
movie of the week. Aliens.
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They mostly come
at night! Mostly!
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"They mostly come
at night! Mostly!".
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- Hey! I was watching aliens on TV!
- Well, I'm watching Friends, turd!
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That's my boyfriend!
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Go answer the door while I make
sure I don't have food in my braces!
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- Hey, is Shelly around?
- Who the hell are you?
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I'm the guy who's
gonna put a boot up
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your ass if you don't
tell me where Shelly is!
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Hey, Styler!
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- You know this guy?
- He's my boyfriend!
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- Christ, he's like fifty years old!
- He's twenty-two!
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Dude! That's not cool!
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You're a turd! You're the
turd man of Alcatraz!
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Heh! Yeah, ha!
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Dude, when my mom finds out that my
babysitters had thier boyfriends over,
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she mostly gets
really mad! Mostly!
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- Ah, goddammit!
- Turd weggie!
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Come in the kitchen, Styler!
There's a refreshment!
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And now back to
Wild Animal World.
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Here in the more
airid regions of Africa,
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the Gold Colt Lions are in the
throwse of mating season.
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The male lion positions
himself behind the female
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and prepares to
insert his lionhood.
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Notice his large swolen balls.
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The female relaxes her body
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and says hello to Mr. Winkie.
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The male lion is inticed by the females
subtle breasts and firm back side.
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Quickly and suddenly,
the male is finished.
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Now, he want's to be alone, so he
kindly asks the female to leave.
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He promises he'll call her tomorrow.
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But the female doesn't leave,
Nope! She's moving right in!
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Looks like the male
lion is screwed!
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No, Styler! Quit it!
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C'mon, babe! How long
have we known each other?
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Eight days tomorrow!
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And, I still don't get any action!
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I don't know, Styler!
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It's just kind of strange to me
that you're twenty-two and all.
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But, I'm still in high school! I told you I'm
a very immature twenty-two year old!
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- Well, maybe just one kiss!
- Hey! What're you doing?!
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- Beat it, chubby!
- Go on, astro turd!
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I'm gonna tell my mom on you!
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Turd rock from the sun!
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Hey! You ate all the pizza!
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We left you some crusts!
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That does it! I'm calling my mom
right now and busting your ass!
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- Guess again, Richard the turd!
- Gimmie that phone number!
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C'mon babe! Let's go
to the living room.
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I am not gonna be bossed
around by a chick!
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Maybe I'll just use my
Wild Wild West techniques
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and get proof that Shelly
had a boyfriend over.
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Goddammit, Kitty! You have to calm
down! Here, I'll get you some catnip!
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Okay! Okay! Hold on!
Find the catnip!
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Rafp Rugnaf fills
muh ahsi SOE!
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Demons from hell
seek the chosen one!
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You're such an
amazing poet, Styler!
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Isn't this guitar awsome?
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t's the best of its kind!
And not a scratch on it!
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Styler, not here!
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I can't help it! I see your pretty
lips and I want to kiss them!
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Really?
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I cherish you, almost as
much as I cherish my guitar!
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When I make it to the big time,
I'm gonna take you shopping
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and buy you lots
of bad ass stuff!
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Oh, Styler! I love you!
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What the...!? - So right you are!
Looks like you're the turd now!
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Gimmie that picture!
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Open this door, turd... ledove!
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I think not! I'm gonna show this picture
to my mom when she gets home!
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You're mom doesn't get
home for three more hours!
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That's pleanty of time for me to
make a turd sandwich out of you!
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Gimmie that picture, turd!
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You're never gonna
get this picture!
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Not until my mom comes home and I can
prove you had a boyfriend over hnya!
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I'm gonna bust this door down!
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What shall we do,
Artimus Clyde Frog?
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We've got to get that picture to your mom
so that she can come home and save us!
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Oh! That's quick thinking,
Artimus Clyde Frog!
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Listen very carefully, Mr. Kitty!
I am putting this picture
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of the baby sitter and her
boyfriend on your collar.
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You have to take this
picture to Mommy, Kitty,
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so that she can come
home and and save me.
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Now, run, Kitty! Take the picture
to Mommy, and lead her back here!
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When you return, be sure you
bring Mom into the back yard!
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Hurry, Kitty!
You're my only hope!
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That's it, little Kitty!
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God dammit!
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Who is that?
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Oh! I invited the guys in the
band over so that we can practice.
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Styler! You're band
can't practice here!
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Hey! Do you want me to make it or not! Don't
stand between me and my dreams, babe!
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'Sup, Mark! 'Sup, Joansy!
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Just keep the volume down!
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I have to go deal with turd boy!
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Hey! Who was that?
Who came to the door?
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Eric! You're Mom's
been in an accident!
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You just want me
to open the door!
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We need to run over to the hospital and
identify her body! We'll be right back!
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What?! Is she okay?
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Not really! She's dead!
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Ha, ha! That was a turd trick!
You're Mom isn't really dead!
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Ha, ha! I knew it was a turd trick
and I opened the door because
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Mr. Kitty is on his way right now to
my Mom's party with the picture!
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I knew you set the cat! And that's
why I went outside and got him!
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I saw you get the picture
back from Mr. Kitty,
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and that's why I wrote a letter to the
press to be opened in case of my demise!
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So, should anything
happen to me, that letter
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will go out so that
you will never find it!
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You mean this one?!
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Okay! Let's see, now!
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Aw, dammit!
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Okay! Check! Check! Check one!
Two! Check! Okay, ready?
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Alright, let's try the new song!
This is a song I wrote for you, Shelly!
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When I saw her walking down the
street, I thought she was Shelly! Shelly!
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Aw, man! You guys suck!
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Now that we're together, I'm
absolutely sure that she's Shelly! Shelly!
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You're the crappiest
band I've ever heard!
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Move into my Mom's
house with me Shelly! Shelly!
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Bridge!
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I pledge alligance... to the
flag... of the United States...
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of Shelly, Shelly!
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Oh, my God! Somebody
shoot me in the head!
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Hey! Shut up, tubby!
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Don't call me fat! Now, you guys
are not supposed to be in hnya!
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You get out now and
respect my athoritah!
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Yeah, Dude! That was hot!
This guitar rocks, Man!
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It rocks! What do
you think, Shelly?
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Honestly? I think you
guys need some work.
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Oh, really!
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I just think you're
sound is kind of... last week.
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Well, I'd like to see
you do any better, bitch!
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Well, I do have a song I wrote!
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Okay, why don't
you sing it for us?
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No, Styler! I'm embarrassed!
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Hey, Man! Don't be shy!
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Well, okay! I'll try!
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But I'm not promising anything!
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1, 2, 3, 4...
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So much pain in the world today!
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Too many turds
are headin my way!
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But, we can vex
the turds together!
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Passing by turds whenever!
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Don't you know it's a...
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Life so void of happiness!
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Feel free to mark my words.
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But, me and you
where my love grew,
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in a world that's full of turds!
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Momma doesn't speak!
They're lovin turds!
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Mom! The babysitter
has her boyfriend over!
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Oh, no, no, no! That's impossible,
hon! I told her no visitors!
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Well, there's a whole crappy
band here! Can you hear them?
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This party is very loud, poopykins!
You'll have to speak up!
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Dammit! Her boyfriend is
here! Don't you believe me?
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Not really, hon! Mom has to go now!
I'll be home in about an hour!
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Oh! Oh, Mr. Mackey!
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Mkay!?
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I'll never be able to prove
that sonofabitch was here!
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My Speak-N-Record
Bear! Of Course!
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In a world that's full
of turds! Turds!
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- Dude, this is gay!
- Shut up!
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You shut up! Your girlfriend
is not joining our band!
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Yeah, dude! What the hell's wrong
with you anyway? She's like twelve!
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You guys get out!
Don't question my love!
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My love is as pure
as morning snow!
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Get out, I said!
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Testing! Testing! One, two.
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Testing! Testing! One, two.
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Sweet!
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00:15:00,120 --> 00:15:02,373
Were gonna go outside to
watch a meteor shower!
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I'm locking you in your room
'till we get back in, turd!
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00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:05,800
Okay! See you in a while!
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00:15:06,440 --> 00:15:08,440
Will you tell me what it
looked like? The meteor shower?
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They mostly only come
every few years! Mostly!
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What the hell is wrong with you? How
come you're not yelling and whining?
250
00:15:13,880 --> 00:15:17,400
Well, I just... I kind of like having you
around! - What?! No, you don't!
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00:15:17,560 --> 00:15:21,160
No! I'm seriously! See, I
never had a brother or sister.
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I think people that have a brother or
sister don't realize how lucky they are!
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Sure they fight a lot! But to
know that there's always
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somebody there,
somebody that's family,
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00:15:29,880 --> 00:15:31,702
I wonder if... well...
maybe sometimes,
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00:15:31,703 --> 00:15:34,553
I can pretend like you're my big
sister. And, you can kind of
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00:15:34,560 --> 00:15:36,560
watch over me. You know!
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Like we could watch a meteor
shower together sometime!
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00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:42,720
And I can pretend I'm somebody's
brother! If only for a day.
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Alright! Get your turd coat! You can
come see the meteor shower with us!
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You mean it? - But, don't
bug me and Styler! C'mon!
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00:15:50,960 --> 00:15:52,080
Hooray!
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00:15:53,600 --> 00:15:55,966
Yes! I'm gonna have you
and you're boyfriend's
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00:15:55,967 --> 00:15:57,557
voices on my
speak-n-record bear!
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00:15:57,560 --> 00:16:01,160
And then you'll mostly never
babysit me again! Mostly!
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00:16:05,200 --> 00:16:08,800
Yes, yes! What a beautiful night!
It is Saturday the twelveth at 10:45
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00:16:08,960 --> 00:16:10,960
and my mother is away
at a party right now!
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00:16:11,200 --> 00:16:12,080
Shut up, turd!
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00:16:12,240 --> 00:16:15,960
That, of course, is the voice of my
babysitter, Shelly Marsh, age twelve.
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00:16:16,160 --> 00:16:18,480
- What're you doing?
- I'm just thinking out loud!
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00:16:18,840 --> 00:16:20,645
Do you have anything
to say, Styler,
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00:16:20,646 --> 00:16:22,846
Shelly's boyfriend who
is sitting right hnya?
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00:16:22,960 --> 00:16:24,400
Go away, turd!
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00:16:24,760 --> 00:16:26,200
I'm sorry! Did you say
something, Styler?
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00:16:43,080 --> 00:16:46,320
- Yeah! C'mon! Give it up!
- No! - Give it up, babe! - NO!
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00:16:46,840 --> 00:16:49,360
- C'mon, baby! - No, Styler!
I'm not putting out for you!
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00:16:49,480 --> 00:16:51,720
- Why the hell not?!
- 'Cause I'm twelve!
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00:16:51,880 --> 00:16:53,600
- You're not gonna
put out for me? - No.
279
00:16:53,840 --> 00:16:55,200
Well, then screw you, bitch!
280
00:16:55,400 --> 00:16:57,360
I've got pleanty of other
girlfriends that will!
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00:16:57,480 --> 00:16:59,000
What? But,
I thought you liked me!
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00:16:59,200 --> 00:17:01,376
If you're not putting out,
then I'm moving on!
283
00:17:01,377 --> 00:17:04,377
There's pleanty of
chicks like you out there!
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00:17:04,480 --> 00:17:08,960
Screw you, prude bitch! Me and my
bad ass guitar are going home! Hasta!
285
00:17:09,640 --> 00:17:10,480
Gotcha!
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00:17:16,640 --> 00:17:17,960
Awicky wicky Wild West!
287
00:17:18,120 --> 00:17:20,080
Shelly, guess who's busted!
288
00:17:22,600 --> 00:17:25,000
Hey! I said guess who's busted!
289
00:17:29,400 --> 00:17:32,120
You're not gonna trick me!
I go the goods on you!
290
00:17:32,560 --> 00:17:34,000
I don't care!
291
00:17:35,680 --> 00:17:39,640
He acted like he really liked me!
Nobody's ever liked me before!
292
00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:44,640
I can't believe I
trusted him! I'm so stupid!
293
00:17:45,160 --> 00:17:48,400
But, Jesus! He's twenty-two! What
were you doing with him anyways?
294
00:17:48,560 --> 00:17:51,440
Nobody my age will go out
with me because I'm too ugly!
295
00:17:51,840 --> 00:17:53,880
- You're not ugly!
- You don't think so?
296
00:17:54,440 --> 00:17:57,880
Well, you're pretty ugly, but you don't
have to be dating twenty-two year olds!
297
00:17:58,000 --> 00:18:00,320
I mean, what kind of scumbag asshole
dates twelve year old girls?
298
00:18:00,480 --> 00:18:04,720
You're right! He is a scumbag! I wish I
can get him back! I just don't know how!
299
00:18:04,920 --> 00:18:08,480
Well, I could ask Artimus
Clyde Frog. He would know!
300
00:18:09,120 --> 00:18:12,200
- If you want, I could help you!
- Really?! You would do that?
301
00:18:12,360 --> 00:18:14,240
Just let me get my cowboy hat.
302
00:18:45,960 --> 00:18:47,280
What the hell is this?!
303
00:18:47,440 --> 00:18:50,480
Help me! Help me!
304
00:18:50,680 --> 00:18:52,200
This is Salma Hayek!
305
00:18:52,360 --> 00:18:53,720
Is anybody there?
306
00:18:53,880 --> 00:18:56,560
Salma Hayek? Whoa! She's hot!
307
00:18:58,440 --> 00:18:59,880
Okay! It's clear!
308
00:19:01,120 --> 00:19:03,760
Over here! Please!
Come quick!
309
00:19:04,160 --> 00:19:07,920
- We don't have much time!
- This won't take me long!
310
00:19:27,720 --> 00:19:30,080
- Hurry up in there!
- I'm almost done!
311
00:19:31,840 --> 00:19:33,240
Hello! Hello, Mrs. Hayek!
312
00:19:33,400 --> 00:19:36,840
Over here! Please! Hump me!
I am lost and I have no clothes!
313
00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:38,600
No clothes! Rad!
314
00:19:41,640 --> 00:19:45,080
I'm over here! Please, hump
me! I will reward you greatly!
315
00:19:45,280 --> 00:19:46,680
I'm right here Miss Hayek!
316
00:19:46,840 --> 00:19:48,560
Please hump me!
317
00:19:48,720 --> 00:19:49,640
What the...!?
318
00:19:49,800 --> 00:19:51,440
Please, hump me!
I will give you tacos!
319
00:19:51,640 --> 00:19:53,320
Dude! Somebody tricked me!
320
00:19:53,560 --> 00:19:57,080
I'll make you pay for making me
come out here, Goddammit!
321
00:19:58,440 --> 00:20:02,080
Stupid assed stuffed
animals trying to ruin my night!
322
00:20:05,160 --> 00:20:08,300
My guitar! NOOOOOOOOO!
323
00:20:09,440 --> 00:20:12,200
That was so cool! I wish
we could've seen his face!
324
00:20:12,240 --> 00:20:16,640
Thanks for all your help, Eric! You
know, as far as turds go, you're okay!
325
00:20:17,760 --> 00:20:18,800
Oh, my God!
326
00:20:22,200 --> 00:20:23,600
There having a cat orgy!
327
00:20:23,920 --> 00:20:25,840
You are all very bad kitties!
328
00:20:26,120 --> 00:20:28,160
That is a bad, bad kitties!
329
00:20:28,320 --> 00:20:30,800
Your Mom's gonna be home
soon! We're gonna get in busted!
330
00:20:31,960 --> 00:20:33,880
Come on, kitties!
Outside! C'mon!
331
00:20:34,920 --> 00:20:36,000
That's it! C'mon! C'mon!
332
00:20:37,960 --> 00:20:40,960
You two ruined my
carreer! I'm gonna get you!
333
00:20:46,960 --> 00:20:50,080
What're you doing?! Ah!
Oh! You riped my pants off!
334
00:20:50,240 --> 00:20:52,440
Oh, my God!
Oh, naughty cats!
335
00:20:52,640 --> 00:20:55,240
C'mon! We gotta get the house
clean before you're mom gets home!
336
00:20:55,440 --> 00:20:59,400
You know, Eric, It's kind of cool that two
people who hated each other can be friends!
337
00:20:59,560 --> 00:21:01,840
Yeah! I think we get along okay!
338
00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:03,360
Hi, kids! I'm home!
339
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:10,440
Mom! I can explain! It was all Shelly's
fault! She didn't watch the cat!
340
00:21:10,600 --> 00:21:12,880
No! It was Eric's fault!
He let these cats in here!
341
00:21:13,240 --> 00:21:15,160
What a party that was!
342
00:21:19,920 --> 00:21:22,760
- Wow! She passed out! - Lucky
for us my Mom's a total lush!
343
00:21:22,920 --> 00:21:25,800
Well, let's clean up the house! Looks
like everything turned out okay!
344
00:21:25,960 --> 00:21:27,600
That's how it goes
in the Wild Wild West!
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00:21:27,760 --> 00:21:31,000
Well, I'm a bad assed cowboy
living in the cowboy days.
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