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This is shop class!
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My name is Mr. Adler! For the next week,
rather than your normal school work,
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you will be learning
how to make things!
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Now, does anybody know
why you are in shop class?!
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Because we had to choose between this and
Home Ec and we didn't want to be sissies?
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Wrong! You are here,
because you are America's future!
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You may someday be doctors
or lawyers or scientists!
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Most of you however will be
pumping gas or cutting sheet metal!
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And that's why
we have shop class!
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Now, let me make
one thing crystal clear!
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I don't like kids
that screw around!
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You screw around in shop class,
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you could loose a hand or
an arm! I have a... I have a...
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Mr. Adler?!
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I was just saying that I want to know who's
the biggest troublemaker in your class!
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- Tweek is!
- No I'm not!
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Yeah you are, Tweek!
You always get in trouble!
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Uh, hello! Excuse me, but Craig is
the biggest troublemaker in our class!
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That true, Craig? You
a troublemaker? - No!
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Well, you better not be,
because in shop class y...
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- Hey! Did you just
flip me off?! - No.
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- Yes you did!
- Told ya!
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Dude, shop class sucks! Maybe
we should've taken home ec!
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No way, dude!
Home ec is for girls!
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Welcome to Home Ec!
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For the next week, you will
be learning how to bake,
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sew, clean, and make things
that are lacey and pretty!
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- Yes, Wendy? - I requested to be
in shop class, but they sent me here!
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That's right,
Wendy! You see,
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some of you girls will go on to
have interesting jobs and careers,
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but all of you pretty ones
won't have to worry about that,
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because you can marry a nice man,
and that's why we have Home Ec!
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Wonder why Kenny didn't
wanna take shop class!
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I don't know! He's such a wus!
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Hey! Don't screw around!
You screw around too much!
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You know, y'guys were totally wrong
about Tweek! Craig is way worse than he is!
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No he's not,
dude! Craig is a wus!
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Dude, if Craig and Tweek got in a
fight, Craig would kick Tweek's ass!
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- You wanna bet?
- Yeah, I'll bet!
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- How much?
- Five bucks!
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You're on!
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Hey, Tweek! Dude, Craig chooses
you! He wants to fight! - He does?!
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Yeah! He's all pissed off at you,
so will you fight him? - Why?!
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Dude, because you have to stand up
for yourself! So will you fight him?
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He doesn't look like
he wants to fight me!
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Craig, can I talk
to you real quick?
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Eh, just a second! Jus...jus.
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I'm not normally want to get
involved in this kind of thing, but,
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well I was just standing over by Tweek and
he called you a big poop eater! - He did?!
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Yes! He said you eat
poop and it makes your
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breath smell like poop
and that... well... you like it!
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- Why would he say that?!
- I don't know, Craig! I don't know!
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But, now he's over there telling everybody
that you're a poop eater and he chooses you!
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- Well, I gotta go over there and...!
- No! No, Craig!
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Y-you can't fight him here!
Mr. Adler will just break it up!
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Tell ya what! I'll go tell him
that you accept his challenge
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and set it up for
after school instead!
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Okay!
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- There! You see? He just
flipped you off! - What a jerk!
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- He's really got it out for you,
dude! - Why! Wha'did I do?!
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- So, do you agree to fight
him after school? - I guess so!
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Super! See ya there!
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Catch me, Richard!
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I'm so in love with you, Richard!
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I made you some cookies, Richard!
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Merry Christmas, Richard!
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Oh, Richard! Say we will
be this happy forever!
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Oh, why?! Why?!
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Mr. Adler! Mr. Adler!
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S-stop screwing around!
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The bell rang! Can we go?
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- Whoa! Uh well, sure! Uh, class
dismissed! - C'mon, you guys!
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This is gonna be sweet, dude!
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You guys are so wrong about Tweek!
He's gonna get his ass kicked! - We'll see!
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- Why don't we just raise our bets
to TEN dollars?! - You're on, fatass!
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Well, well, well! Look who's here! Our
little home economics friend, Kenny!
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Hi, you guys! What's going on?
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- How come you wanna take home ec,
Kenny?! - Yeah! That's not cool, dude!
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Bye, Kenny! See ya tomorrow!
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Hey, what's going on?!
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- Tweak and Craig are gonna
fight! - Really?! Cool!
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It's funny, 'cause Tweek and Craig both
went home about fifteen minutes ago!
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What?! - Yeah! They left!
- Hell! - Those sons of bitches!
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- I guess they don't wanna fight! - They
wanna fight! They just don't know it yet!
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Wha'd'ya guys want?!
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How come you didn't show
up to the fight, Tweek?!
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Craig and I have no
reason to fight each other!
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- Well, Craig showed up!
- He did?!
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Yeah! He was standing
there waiting for you
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and he was all like: "Man! Tweek's a wus!"
and we were all like: "No he's not, Craig!"
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and he was all like: "Yeah he is!
He isn't showing up!
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He's a wus and he
has crooked teeth!".
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I don't have crooked teeth!
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And then, Craig was all like "Tweek
is scared of me! He's a big chicken"
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and he started doing an
impersonation of you being a chicken.
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So everybody
in the world saw it!
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- Everyone in the world?!
- Yeah! It was weak!
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- I'm not a chicken! - Well, everyone in
the world thinks you are! See ya, Tweek!
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- Wait! I'll fight!
- Tomorrow?!
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Craig, what the hell are you doing home?!
You're supposed to be out fighting Tweek!
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Red Racer's on! - Craig, you can watch
Red Racer any day of the week!
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I do watch Red Racer
every day of the week!
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Well, that's fine! I guess you don't care
about what Tweek said about your mom!
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Goddammit!
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Oh! I guess you don't care about what
Tweek said about your guinea pig!
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What?! What did he
say about Strype?!
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Oh, nothing except that you stick
it up your ass before you go to bed!
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That son of a
bitch! I'll kill him!
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Yeah, I'd be pissed too! So maybe we
should re-schedule the fight for tomorrow!
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- After Red Racer!
- After Red Racer, of course!
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How was school today, son?
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That's great!
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Dad! If some kid at school wants
to fight me, what should I do?!
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Son, let me tell you a little story about
when your mother and I first met!
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You see, a long time ago, there were a
lot of guys who were after your mother!
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And she used to be very attractive!
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It's true! I was!
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When I started
courting your mother,
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there was this big muscular
football player named Quid
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who didn't take too kindly to me!
He wanted your mother all to himself!
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And so one day, he
challenged me to a fight!
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- Well!
- Well what, honey?
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What happened?!
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- I don't know! He moved away or
something! - Yes, I think that's right!
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You guys never help me!
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Your stories never go anywhere!
I hate it! I want out! I want out!
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Dad! I'm supposed to
get in a fight tomorrow!
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- With who?
- Some kid! - Oh!
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- Don't just "Oh!" him, Thomas!
- Don't just "Oh!" me!
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I'll "Oh!" whoever I want!
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Well, that was fun,
Pearl! Se ya later!
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- Richard, aren't you going
to invite me in? - Why?
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Well, I thought maybe you would at
least attempt to make love to me tonight!
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I can't! I-I left the oven on!
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Oh, Richard! Why can't you
open your heart to me? Why?!
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Because I can't! Oh,
I know! I have genetal warts!
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- We'll use plastic wrap! - Nope!
Sorry! Maybe some other time!
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Swing me, Richard!
Swing me higher!
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I wanna touch the sky, Richard!
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Richard, I'm here! Just now!
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Oh, Richard, it's beautiful! Yes!
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But you have to come see
me glide tomorrow, Richard!
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I have a surprise for you.
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Don't worry, Richard!
I'm a pilot! It's what I do!
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Oh, now! What am I gonna do!
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Okay! So, just to set
the records straight here,
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the fight will be happening out
by the tetherball pole at 3:30.
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Tweek just weighed in
at 48 pounds, Craig at 45!
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Uh, how long do you
expect the fight to last?
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However long
Craig wants it to last!
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Ma-Make no mistake! Craig has been
ready for this fight since day one!
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He doesn't even
view it as a challenge!
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He'll view it as a challenge when
he's getting his ass kicked!
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Huh, did you hear that?
It sounds like diarreah
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comming out of someone's mouth
or something! - Shut up, fatass!
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Don't call me fat,
you son of a bitch!
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Wow! Tweek and Craig really hate each
other, huh! This will be a good fight.
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On your first day,
look at the man's shoes!
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Sometimes you can tell how much
money a man has just by his shoes!
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When he takes
you out to dinner,
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try to sneak a peek at his
wallet while he pays for you.
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If he only has one
credit card, beware!
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It means he doesn't spend a lot, and
worse yet, it could be a debit card!
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If he has more than four credit
cards, that's a little fishy!
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The perfect number of credit cards
for a man to have is two! Yes, Bebe!
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What if we meet a guy who
wants to be a doctor or lawyer,
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but is still getting his degree?
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Dump that zero and
get yourself a hero!
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He could be earning
that degree all his life
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while you starve to death with two
dying babies sucking at your teats!
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When I have you guys' ten bucks,
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I'm gonna use it to buy the sweetest
big-screen TV in the world!
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That's more than ten
bucks, you stupid fatass!
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Well, if I get ten
bucks from each of you,
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that's like two thousand dollars!
- Hey! Quit screwing around back there!
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You're horsing!
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Swing me, Richard!
Swing me higher!
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Richard, I'm here!
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Oh, Richard, It's beautiful! Yes!
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But you have to come see me glide tomo-
rrow, Richard! I have a surprise for you.
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Don't worry, Richard! I'm a pilot!
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It's all for you.
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- Mr. Adler! MR. ADLER!
- Huh?! Uh, what!
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Tommy stuck his face
in the belt sander!
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The belt sander?!
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Tommy, I told you not to screw
around with the belt sander! didn't I?!
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Well, go on! Go see the nurse!
She'll give you some peroxide!
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What's that?!
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Huh?! Oh, this is a woman
that I knew a long time ago!
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What?! She died or something?!
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What!? Hey! Go on! You're
screwing around in here!
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Oh, boy! Here we go!
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- What's happening?! - Tweek's
gonna fight Craig! - Oh, cool!
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Stay pissed, Tweek! Stay Pissed!
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Alright! Here we go!
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Time for you to get
proven wrong, fatboy!
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You're gonna be eating
those words, asshole!
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No, I won't, becasue you'd
eat them first, tubby!
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Well?!
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Come on!
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Yeah! If you're
gonna do it, do it!
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Wha'do we do?
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Wha'do you mean, wha'do
you do? Just fight each other!
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- How?!
- How?!
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- I've never been in a fight
before! - Me neither!
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Aw, dude! Come on!
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You just hit each other!
Smack each other around!
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- Ah! Well, not like that!
- Like what, then!
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Alright, alright!
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Screw this! We have to postpone the fight
so Tweek and Craig can learn how to fight!
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- All that build-up for nothing! - Yeah,
Christ! I could've been home by now!
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Alright, Tweek! We'll teach you how to
fight, and Cartman, you teach Craig!
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Well, I don't think that's very fair! If I
teach Craig, he's gonna really kill Tweek!
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Oh, yeah?! Well, I'm gonna have my
Uncle Jimbo teach Tweek how to box!
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Boxing's scary y'guys! I'm gonna
have Craig learn martial arts!
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- Fine! We'll see you back
here tommorrow! - Fine!
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Fine! That's fine!
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Alrighty, Tweek!
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My little nephew Stanley has asked me
to teach you the fine points of boxing!
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You're in luck! Ned here used to be the state
champion until a granade blew his arm off!
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Mmmmm...I can still kick ass!
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00:12:28,120 --> 00:12:30,560
Now, Tweek!
Boxing is a man's sport!
223
00:12:30,760 --> 00:12:33,280
There's nothing in the
world more man than Boxing.
224
00:12:33,440 --> 00:12:35,520
It is man at his most man!
225
00:12:35,640 --> 00:12:40,200
So when you spar with Ned here, just dig
deep into that most man part of you!
226
00:12:41,360 --> 00:12:43,480
Well, enough of the
lectures! Let's get to boxing!
227
00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:48,280
What'chyou got, beeatch?
228
00:12:49,280 --> 00:12:50,360
Keep your guard up, Tweek!
229
00:12:52,880 --> 00:12:54,760
C'mon, Tweek!
He's only got one arm!
230
00:12:54,920 --> 00:12:58,120
Alright! Looks like we'll have to apply the
Offendheimer Technique for Tweek here!
231
00:12:59,640 --> 00:13:01,040
Mmmm... What'chyou got, beeatch?
232
00:13:01,200 --> 00:13:02,520
Punch him in the balls, Tweek!
233
00:13:04,320 --> 00:13:05,120
Atta boy!
234
00:13:05,280 --> 00:13:07,000
Now, quick! Hit him
again while he's down!
235
00:13:10,320 --> 00:13:12,120
Good! Now, kick his balls!
236
00:13:14,600 --> 00:13:17,240
There! See?! You got
him coughing up blood!
237
00:13:18,520 --> 00:13:19,480
Now, that's boxing!
238
00:13:21,020 --> 00:13:24,600
Your friend has brought you to
learn the ancient art of Sumo!
239
00:13:24,800 --> 00:13:27,800
You must learn
dicipline and respect!
240
00:13:28,520 --> 00:13:33,160
In Sumo, your body must be like a
stone, and your mind like meatloaf!
241
00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:37,520
The object is simply to push
opponent out of circle!
242
00:13:37,640 --> 00:13:39,440
- Is opponent ready?!
- I'm ready!
243
00:13:40,160 --> 00:13:42,320
God! I like this hair thing!
This is cool!
244
00:13:43,840 --> 00:13:45,240
Let us begin!
245
00:13:46,640 --> 00:13:48,720
Ready!? And begin!
246
00:13:48,880 --> 00:13:50,520
Respect my authoritah!
247
00:13:51,640 --> 00:13:54,360
Body like stone!
Mind like meatloaf!
248
00:13:54,520 --> 00:13:55,920
Oh! C'mon, you!
249
00:13:56,080 --> 00:13:57,920
Oh, Jesus! I can't take it!
250
00:13:58,400 --> 00:14:00,320
Fight back! Resist the ass!
251
00:14:00,480 --> 00:14:03,240
- How can I resist it?! Ass so great!
- It is only an ass!
252
00:14:03,400 --> 00:14:05,520
You must overcome
the ass with your mind!
253
00:14:05,720 --> 00:14:07,960
This ass is not like any
I've encountered, master!
254
00:14:09,200 --> 00:14:10,040
I win!
255
00:14:10,200 --> 00:14:12,819
There is indeed great
power in your ass, Eric!
256
00:14:12,820 --> 00:14:15,120
Perhaps you should concider
Sumo as a profession!
257
00:14:15,240 --> 00:14:17,040
Hey, maybe!
258
00:14:20,080 --> 00:14:22,160
No! No! Make it stop!
259
00:14:22,973 --> 00:14:26,160
Oh, Richard! Say we'll
be this happy forever!
260
00:14:26,320 --> 00:14:29,440
But you have to come see me glide tomo-
rrow, Richard! I have a surprise for you.
261
00:14:29,640 --> 00:14:32,000
Don't worry, Richard! I'm a pilot!
262
00:14:34,200 --> 00:14:35,800
Watch me, Richard!
263
00:14:53,720 --> 00:14:57,600
Ani jsem jí neøekl sbohem.
264
00:15:00,360 --> 00:15:02,480
Oh, no! Now what do I do!
265
00:15:07,160 --> 00:15:10,800
Okay! That was very good, class!
Now, let's try this one together!
266
00:15:10,960 --> 00:15:13,520
"Honey, can I get a new wardrobe?"
267
00:15:13,640 --> 00:15:15,600
"Honey, can I get a new wardrobe?"
268
00:15:15,800 --> 00:15:17,480
Alright! Now, let's
try this one together!
269
00:15:17,600 --> 00:15:20,200
"Lisa Smith's husband
just bought HER a new car!"
270
00:15:20,360 --> 00:15:22,760
"Lisa Smith's husband
just bought HER a new car!"
271
00:15:22,920 --> 00:15:25,000
Good! Bebe, why
don't you try this one!
272
00:15:25,160 --> 00:15:28,640
"I think a trip to Hawaii would
really improve our sex life!"
273
00:15:28,840 --> 00:15:31,240
"I think a trip to Hawaii would
really improve our sex life!"
274
00:15:31,400 --> 00:15:33,200
Outstanding! Now, Kenny!
275
00:15:33,360 --> 00:15:34,360
How 'bout you try?!
276
00:15:34,760 --> 00:15:37,640
"I can't make love to you
until we get a king-size bed!"
277
00:15:43,640 --> 00:15:47,160
Okay! Kenny, could I talk to
you over here real quick?
278
00:15:49,760 --> 00:15:52,246
Kenny, I don't quite
know how to tell you this,
279
00:15:52,247 --> 00:15:55,647
but I'm not sure Home
Economics is right for you! - No!
280
00:15:55,760 --> 00:15:59,760
Well, your cooking is unsatisfactory,
your sewing skills are below average,
281
00:15:59,960 --> 00:16:02,908
and frankly, I don't think
the odds of you marrying
282
00:16:02,909 --> 00:16:07,009
a nice rich man in the future are
very... well... good! - They're not?!
283
00:16:07,080 --> 00:16:11,700
No! I think you should concider
transferring to shop class! - Shop Class?!
284
00:16:16,520 --> 00:16:20,360
Now, now! Very few students
are severely injured in shop class!
285
00:16:20,361 --> 00:16:22,161
I DON'T WANNA GO
TO SHOP CLASS!!!
286
00:16:23,080 --> 00:16:24,760
C'mon! It's time for the fight!
287
00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:26,360
Fight?! Oh, no, no, no! Girls!
288
00:16:26,520 --> 00:16:29,080
Haven't I taught you anything?!
289
00:16:33,320 --> 00:16:34,920
Okay! The time has finally come!
290
00:16:36,280 --> 00:16:38,720
Programs! Get your
programs here! Programs!
291
00:16:38,880 --> 00:16:41,240
Remember, Tweek!
Punch hard, punch low!
292
00:16:41,400 --> 00:16:43,240
This is when you gotta
get mean, Tweek!
293
00:16:43,400 --> 00:16:44,280
Mean! Aah!
294
00:16:44,440 --> 00:16:49,140
The spirit of the dragon is in your hand!
Hersherdeshurta. Hurlonghurta.
295
00:16:49,280 --> 00:16:50,280
- Alright?
- Okay!
296
00:16:50,440 --> 00:16:52,400
Now, listen to me!
Herterdeterter!
297
00:16:52,480 --> 00:16:55,340
Alright! I'm seriously!
Herpangdepongtonqwa!
298
00:17:08,760 --> 00:17:11,520
Y'ready, Tweek?!
Y'ready, Craig?! Let's get it on!
299
00:17:11,720 --> 00:17:12,840
Respect my authority!
300
00:17:16,560 --> 00:17:17,520
C'mon, Tweek!
301
00:17:17,640 --> 00:17:18,440
C'mon, Craig!
302
00:17:21,280 --> 00:17:22,520
To whom it may concern.
303
00:17:22,640 --> 00:17:24,760
I can no longer live without her!
304
00:17:24,920 --> 00:17:28,920
I could not say goodbye to her, and so
now I must say goodbye to all of you!
305
00:17:29,080 --> 00:17:31,320
For I am all out of nicotine gum!
306
00:17:31,480 --> 00:17:32,520
Sincerely yours,
307
00:17:32,640 --> 00:17:35,040
Richard Adler. Shop Class.
308
00:17:35,320 --> 00:17:37,360
P.S. Don't screw around!
309
00:17:37,520 --> 00:17:39,960
You all screw around too much!
310
00:17:46,320 --> 00:17:48,520
Goodbye, cruel world!
311
00:17:51,440 --> 00:17:54,080
Jesus Christ!
What was I thinking?!
312
00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:55,480
That would've hurt like hell!
313
00:18:04,840 --> 00:18:06,120
Kick Ass!
314
00:18:08,200 --> 00:18:09,560
Go, Tweek! Kick his ass!
315
00:18:09,760 --> 00:18:11,000
C'mon, Tweek! You got him!
316
00:18:11,720 --> 00:18:12,920
- Whoa, Tweek! Did you
hear that?! - What?!
317
00:18:13,080 --> 00:18:14,400
Craig just called you a boner!
318
00:18:15,840 --> 00:18:17,800
We just have to keep
thowing gas in the fire!
319
00:18:22,080 --> 00:18:24,800
Hey! This shop class?!
- What?! Who are you?!
320
00:18:24,960 --> 00:18:28,560
"Kenny McCormic has been transferred
from Home Ec to Shop Class."
321
00:18:28,920 --> 00:18:33,240
Well, alright! Get some safety goggles and
making a corner with the jigsaw over there!
322
00:18:50,342 --> 00:18:52,440
- What the...!
- There they are!
323
00:18:52,560 --> 00:18:54,080
Hey! What's going on?!
324
00:18:54,240 --> 00:18:55,640
Tweek and Craig are fighting!
We're just watching!
325
00:18:56,840 --> 00:18:59,600
- Well, why the hell don't you stop
them?! - He has ten bucks riding on it!
326
00:19:02,080 --> 00:19:03,200
Don't screwing around!
327
00:19:05,640 --> 00:19:07,080
Stop screwing around!
328
00:19:09,240 --> 00:19:11,440
Hey! You're screwing
around too much!
329
00:19:15,200 --> 00:19:17,760
- Oh, my God! They killed Kenny!
- You Bastards!
330
00:19:17,920 --> 00:19:20,320
Oh, don't just stand there!
Call an ambulance!
331
00:19:21,480 --> 00:19:24,920
You see?! You see what happens when
you screw around in shop class?!
332
00:19:26,080 --> 00:19:27,600
What?! What's that, son?!
333
00:19:32,040 --> 00:19:35,840
No! No! Please don't go! I need
you! I can't live without you!
334
00:19:37,040 --> 00:19:39,920
Richard! You have to move
on! I want you to be happy!
335
00:19:40,320 --> 00:19:43,280
But, I can't! I never
got to say goodbye!
336
00:19:43,960 --> 00:19:45,760
Then say it now, Richard!
337
00:19:47,200 --> 00:19:48,200
Goodbye?
338
00:19:48,640 --> 00:19:51,771
- There! Now do you feel better?
- No.
339
00:19:51,840 --> 00:19:56,280
Of course, you don't! Saying
goodbye doesn't mean anything!
340
00:19:56,760 --> 00:20:00,960
It's the time we spent together that
really matters, not how we left it!
341
00:20:01,320 --> 00:20:03,480
You...You're right!
You're right!
342
00:20:03,760 --> 00:20:05,880
Richard, this is Grandma!
343
00:20:06,040 --> 00:20:07,480
Grandma? Hi, Gram!
344
00:20:07,600 --> 00:20:10,000
You never said
goodbye to me either!
345
00:20:10,160 --> 00:20:12,080
Hey, Richie! Remember me?!
346
00:20:12,240 --> 00:20:15,160
Uncle Corey! Wow!
You're all alive again!
347
00:20:15,320 --> 00:20:17,200
No, we're dead!
348
00:20:17,360 --> 00:20:19,520
I love you, Richard!
See you soon!
349
00:20:20,160 --> 00:20:23,640
Thank you! Thank you for freeing
me! I feel like now I can move on!
350
00:20:23,920 --> 00:20:28,360
Baby, I feel so much better! I feel so
alive! Thank you, Baby! Thank you!
351
00:20:29,280 --> 00:20:30,760
Dude! this is pretty
fucked up right here!
352
00:20:33,640 --> 00:20:35,440
Hi! We're here to visit our
good friends, Tweek and Craig!
353
00:20:35,560 --> 00:20:38,840
Oh! Well I suppose a quick visit is okay!
Maybe you kids can cheer them up!
354
00:20:42,320 --> 00:20:43,520
Hey, guys!
How're you feeling?
355
00:20:44,520 --> 00:20:46,960
Well uh, we just came by because
we had something to tell you!
356
00:20:47,120 --> 00:20:49,920
Yeah! See, we got you to fight just 'cause
we wanted to see who was the toughest!
357
00:20:50,080 --> 00:20:52,520
We made up all that stuff we said to
get you guys mad at each other!
358
00:20:53,960 --> 00:20:56,560
Yes! You can flip us off,
Craig! We deserve that!
359
00:20:56,561 --> 00:20:59,161
We just came came by to
apologize! We feel so bad!
360
00:20:59,200 --> 00:21:00,160
Boy, do we ever!
361
00:21:01,360 --> 00:21:02,648
So I guess we'll be going now!
362
00:21:02,649 --> 00:21:06,349
And we'll just live with the knowledge
that you're both kinda sissies!
363
00:21:06,480 --> 00:21:08,640
- Well, I mean, that's what was on
the news. - What was on the new?!
364
00:21:08,840 --> 00:21:09,992
Oh! You didn't see it! Oh!
365
00:21:09,993 --> 00:21:12,993
Tweek's family was on the news
saying what a wus you are, Craig!
366
00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:15,315
Yeah! And then Craig's family came
on and said Tweek was the wus!
367
00:21:15,316 --> 00:21:16,916
And he punched Tweek's
Mom in the hooters!
368
00:21:16,960 --> 00:21:20,440
- You son of a bitch!
- I'm gonna kick your ass!
369
00:21:21,600 --> 00:21:24,720
- C'mon, Tweek! You got him!
- Hibosukitai! Hibosukitun! Hurishurtung!
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