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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:33,847 --> 00:00:36,487 Ok children we have a special guest today, 2 00:00:36,647 --> 00:00:39,607 a woman recruiting young people for a national choir tour. 3 00:00:39,767 --> 00:00:42,327 Now I know that choir tours are totally stupid and lame, 4 00:00:42,487 --> 00:00:44,727 but please give her your full attention. 5 00:00:45,007 --> 00:00:47,567 - Go ahead. - Uh, thank you Mr. Garrison. 6 00:00:47,727 --> 00:00:49,607 How are we all doing, today? 7 00:00:51,127 --> 00:00:53,927 I can't hear you! I said how are we all doing? 8 00:00:56,007 --> 00:00:57,727 Eric Cartman, you say excuse me! 9 00:00:58,767 --> 00:00:59,597 Go ahead. 10 00:00:59,607 --> 00:01:03,207 Children, we're a national choir called Getting Gay with Kids. 11 00:01:03,367 --> 00:01:05,702 We're gonna do a big tour down in Central America 12 00:01:05,706 --> 00:01:08,807 to help save the rainforest and you can be a part of it. 13 00:01:09,308 --> 00:01:10,808 This is fuckin stupid! 14 00:01:11,567 --> 00:01:13,567 Kenny McCormick, you speak when you're spoken to! 15 00:01:14,967 --> 00:01:15,967 Go ahead. 16 00:01:16,167 --> 00:01:19,387 You see, we take kids from all over the country and put them in a choir, 17 00:01:19,407 --> 00:01:22,927 where they sing and dance to raise awareness about our vanishing rainforests. 18 00:01:23,087 --> 00:01:26,207 Did you know over ten thousand acres of rainforest are bulldozed every year? 19 00:01:26,367 --> 00:01:30,447 That's right and over thirty percent of the world's oxygen is made in the rainforests. 20 00:01:31,487 --> 00:01:33,447 So who wants to join the fun? 21 00:01:33,607 --> 00:01:35,447 - What if you don't have any rhythm? - Excuse me? 22 00:01:35,607 --> 00:01:38,607 - Like my friend Kyle. He's Jewish, so he doesn't have any rhythm. - Shut up, fatass! 23 00:01:38,767 --> 00:01:41,087 Choirs suck! - Kyle Broflofsky, you watch your language! 24 00:01:41,247 --> 00:01:44,247 Eric Cartman, you be nice to people! Stan Marsh, you mind your manners! 25 00:01:44,447 --> 00:01:46,407 Kenny McCormick, you pay attention! 26 00:01:46,847 --> 00:01:49,447 - Go ahead. - Well that's all really. 27 00:01:49,607 --> 00:01:52,167 So if anyone is interested in seeing the rainforest 28 00:01:52,327 --> 00:01:54,647 and joining our choir, I'll leave information packets up front. 29 00:01:54,807 --> 00:01:56,747 Oh, that's good. We need some more toilet paper. 30 00:01:57,367 --> 00:01:58,887 Alright! That does it! 31 00:01:59,207 --> 00:02:01,967 I am tired of seeing you in my office, young man. 32 00:02:02,027 --> 00:02:05,047 - You get sent here every day, Craig. - I know. 33 00:02:05,207 --> 00:02:07,767 - Why can't you behave? - I don't know. 34 00:02:07,927 --> 00:02:09,647 What do you have to say for yourself? 35 00:02:10,967 --> 00:02:12,727 Well I'll tell you what young man, 36 00:02:12,847 --> 00:02:15,287 you're gonna be held back a grade if you don't... 37 00:02:15,487 --> 00:02:17,247 - Did you just flip me off? - No. 38 00:02:17,407 --> 00:02:19,167 Yes you did! You just flipped me the bird! 39 00:02:19,287 --> 00:02:21,567 Now see, this is exactly what I'm talking about! 40 00:02:21,767 --> 00:02:24,047 If you don't shape up, mmmkay, and get your head straight... 41 00:02:24,247 --> 00:02:26,207 - There! You just flipped me off again! - No I didn't. 42 00:02:26,327 --> 00:02:28,999 Yes you did! And until you stop flipping people off, 43 00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:31,847 you can just go back to the waiting room, mmmkay! Next! 44 00:02:32,727 --> 00:02:33,767 Well well well. 45 00:02:33,927 --> 00:02:35,767 If it isn't Stan, Kyle, Kenny, and Eric? 46 00:02:35,927 --> 00:02:38,407 - Hi Craig. - Hey, don't flip me off, you sonofabitch! 47 00:02:38,567 --> 00:02:42,207 Sit down boys. Now let's see, what did Mr. Garrison send you in here for? 48 00:02:42,487 --> 00:02:44,628 "The boys were being rude while a choir teacher 49 00:02:44,629 --> 00:02:46,629 was giving some stupid presentation." 50 00:02:46,727 --> 00:02:48,647 It's just some dumb activist kids choir thing! 51 00:02:48,807 --> 00:02:51,767 Young man, Getting Gay with Kids is not dumb, mmmkay! 52 00:02:51,927 --> 00:02:54,207 It just so happens that I'm on the board of directors. 53 00:02:54,367 --> 00:02:55,785 Dude, all those choirs are the same. 54 00:02:55,786 --> 00:02:58,086 They don't even really sing. They use prerecorded tapes. 55 00:02:58,167 --> 00:03:01,607 Well guess what boys, I think Getting Gay with Kids is just what you need. 56 00:03:01,767 --> 00:03:03,487 I'm gonna sign up all four of you. 57 00:03:03,647 --> 00:03:05,127 - What? - You can't do that! 58 00:03:07,847 --> 00:03:09,767 I think this will be very good for you. 59 00:03:09,927 --> 00:03:11,447 But we don't even care about the rainforests. 60 00:03:11,607 --> 00:03:14,167 And that's exactly why you need to go, mmmkay. 61 00:03:14,327 --> 00:03:15,940 Please, Mr. Mackie, we'll be good, 62 00:03:15,941 --> 00:03:19,411 don't send us to that old kid choir, have mercy Mr. Mackie. 63 00:03:20,607 --> 00:03:23,647 Be safe Kyle. Bring me something back from the rainforest. 64 00:03:23,847 --> 00:03:25,847 Oh no no no. The rainforest is very fragile. 65 00:03:26,007 --> 00:03:28,927 We must take only pictures and leave only footprints. 66 00:03:29,087 --> 00:03:30,247 Oh, I didn't realize. 67 00:03:30,407 --> 00:03:32,496 Did you know that right now bulldozers 68 00:03:32,497 --> 00:03:35,297 are tearing down thousands of acres of rainforest everyday? 69 00:03:35,327 --> 00:03:38,127 Ah man, this is gonna suck donkey balls! 70 00:03:38,167 --> 00:03:40,287 Please don't make me go on a choir tour, mom, please! 71 00:03:40,447 --> 00:03:44,227 Stan, you should be excited. I would love to see the rainforest. 72 00:03:44,287 --> 00:03:46,007 Besides, your dad and I need some time alone. 73 00:03:46,067 --> 00:03:47,127 No! 74 00:03:50,687 --> 00:03:52,247 Okay children, that's all of us. 75 00:03:52,407 --> 00:03:55,967 We're ready to head to the Latin American nation of Costa Rica, 76 00:03:56,127 --> 00:03:58,607 a country filled with virgin rainforests. 77 00:04:00,527 --> 00:04:03,287 And you must be Eric Cartman. I've heard about you. 78 00:04:03,447 --> 00:04:05,727 You don't respect nature or other cultures. 79 00:04:05,887 --> 00:04:07,127 Yeah, pretty much. 80 00:04:07,287 --> 00:04:09,607 Well I'm gonna change the way you think kiddo. 81 00:04:10,327 --> 00:04:12,367 My name is Kelly. - My name is Kenny. 82 00:04:12,487 --> 00:04:13,887 Lenny? - No, Kenny! 83 00:04:13,927 --> 00:04:15,367 Johnny? - KENNY! 84 00:04:15,727 --> 00:04:17,407 Now we've got a long trip ahead of us, 85 00:04:17,427 --> 00:04:20,407 so let's take the opportunity to learn our choreography. 86 00:04:20,567 --> 00:04:22,087 The nightmare begins. 87 00:04:31,407 --> 00:04:36,347 Look children, I think we're entering San Jose, which is the capital of Costa Rica. 88 00:04:36,647 --> 00:04:38,647 Oh this is so exciting! 89 00:04:39,127 --> 00:04:41,567 Oh my God, dude, look how dirty and crappy everything is. 90 00:04:41,687 --> 00:04:44,607 Eric, Costa Rica is a third world country. 91 00:04:44,767 --> 00:04:47,207 These people are much poorer than those in the US. 92 00:04:47,327 --> 00:04:48,767 Well why the hell don't they get jobs? 93 00:04:49,927 --> 00:04:52,522 Hey why don't you people quit slacking off and get a job? 94 00:04:52,523 --> 00:04:55,247 What's wrong with you? Go to college. - Eric, sit down! 95 00:04:55,447 --> 00:04:57,127 Look, you gotta be firm with these people 96 00:04:57,128 --> 00:04:59,328 or they just slack off and be poor forever, right Kenny? 97 00:04:59,687 --> 00:05:02,227 Hey, maybe that's it, Kenny, maybe you're Costa Rican, 98 00:05:02,228 --> 00:05:04,628 that's why your family is so poor. - You fuckin asshole! 99 00:05:04,647 --> 00:05:06,047 Your family isn't poor? 100 00:05:06,447 --> 00:05:07,807 Whoa dude, look over there! 101 00:05:08,007 --> 00:05:09,887 Wow, Costa Rican prostitutes! 102 00:05:10,047 --> 00:05:11,767 Hey, look at the prostitutes you guys! 103 00:05:14,767 --> 00:05:18,927 - What are you looking at, man? - Yeah, why don't you take a picture? 104 00:05:19,247 --> 00:05:20,247 Okay. 105 00:05:21,327 --> 00:05:22,647 Eric, sit down! 106 00:05:24,567 --> 00:05:26,887 Kids, this is the Costa Rican capital building. 107 00:05:27,047 --> 00:05:30,087 This is where all the leaders of the Costa Rican government make their... 108 00:05:30,247 --> 00:05:32,087 Oh my God, it smells like ass out here! 109 00:05:32,247 --> 00:05:33,247 Alright, that does it! 110 00:05:33,407 --> 00:05:35,767 Eric Cartman, you respect others cultures this instant! 111 00:05:35,927 --> 00:05:39,327 I wasn't saying anything about their culture, I was just saying there city smells like ass. 112 00:05:39,487 --> 00:05:43,367 Wow! Seeing a place like this makes you appreciate living in America, huh? 113 00:05:44,807 --> 00:05:47,727 You may think that making fun of third world countries is funny but let me... 114 00:05:47,887 --> 00:05:50,346 I don't think it's funny! This place is overcrowded, smelly, and poor! 115 00:05:50,347 --> 00:05:52,846 That's not funny, that sucks! - Eric, will you please, PLEASE, 116 00:05:52,867 --> 00:05:56,487 keep your mouth shut while we present ourselves to the Costa Rican President. 117 00:05:56,647 --> 00:05:59,727 - Why? - Cause I'll buy you some ice cream afterwards if you do. 118 00:06:00,047 --> 00:06:03,567 Well, it was a very long trip, but the children are very excited to sing tomorrow. 119 00:06:05,087 --> 00:06:06,127 Que? 120 00:06:06,487 --> 00:06:10,207 Uh, we're the choir that was sent from the United States. 121 00:06:11,767 --> 00:06:12,487 Que? 122 00:06:12,647 --> 00:06:16,327 We're the group singing for the save the rainforest summit tomorrow. 123 00:06:18,447 --> 00:06:20,567 Oh dear, where's Mr. Mackie? He should have been here by now. 124 00:06:20,727 --> 00:06:22,247 Children, do any of you speak Spanish? 125 00:06:23,247 --> 00:06:25,527 - Don't you dare! - Sorry I'm late. 126 00:06:25,687 --> 00:06:28,687 Oh, thank goodness you're here, I don't speak any Spanish. - Oh no problem. 127 00:06:28,847 --> 00:06:31,807 Ustedas choir de estados unidos, mmmbien? 128 00:06:31,967 --> 00:06:33,967 Oh, oh, save the rainforest. 129 00:06:36,887 --> 00:06:40,047 Uh, he says Pablo here will take you on a rainforest tour. 130 00:06:40,207 --> 00:06:43,887 Oh boy! Mr. Presidente, round up your subjects outside. 131 00:06:44,047 --> 00:06:47,807 We have a special gift for you, the gift of song. 132 00:06:50,727 --> 00:06:53,527 Alright children, let's get in our rows quickly so we can begin. 133 00:06:54,007 --> 00:06:56,827 Did you remember all the choreography, Lenny? - Yeah, I think so. 134 00:06:56,847 --> 00:06:59,927 Hello everybody. This is just a little rehearsal for tomorrow, 135 00:07:00,087 --> 00:07:01,827 so we may be a little rusty. 136 00:07:06,687 --> 00:07:10,007 There's a place that is magical and full of rain, 137 00:07:10,167 --> 00:07:13,447 but now it needs help because it is in pain. 138 00:07:13,607 --> 00:07:16,607 Cleaning the earth is a mighty big chore. 139 00:07:16,767 --> 00:07:20,047 We're spreading awareness like never before. 140 00:07:21,887 --> 00:07:24,807 Getting Gay with Kids is here. 141 00:07:24,967 --> 00:07:27,767 Spread the word and bring you cheer. 142 00:07:28,247 --> 00:07:31,447 Let's save the rainforest, what do you say? 143 00:07:31,607 --> 00:07:34,927 Being an activist is totally gay. 144 00:07:36,007 --> 00:07:39,607 And someday if we work hard, boys and girls, 145 00:07:41,967 --> 00:07:46,887 they'll be nothing but rainforest covering the entire world. 146 00:07:48,287 --> 00:07:51,327 Getting Gay with Kids is here. 147 00:07:51,967 --> 00:07:53,807 Spread the word and bring you cheer. 148 00:07:54,967 --> 00:07:58,887 Getting Gay with Kids is here. 149 00:07:59,047 --> 00:08:03,127 Save the rainforest, totally gay, totally gay! 150 00:08:06,727 --> 00:08:07,887 Great job, gang! 151 00:08:08,047 --> 00:08:10,252 - You were really all over the place, Kyle. - Thanks. 152 00:08:10,287 --> 00:08:12,767 - I told you Jewish people don't have rhythm! - Fuck off, Cartman! 153 00:08:12,927 --> 00:08:17,287 No, dude, I think Cartman might actually be right! - No, that's a stereotype. 154 00:08:17,447 --> 00:08:20,207 Dude, maybe you really don't have any rhythm! 155 00:08:24,878 --> 00:08:27,558 Now, secondary rainforest we are entering. 156 00:08:27,718 --> 00:08:29,418 Notice the canopy of foliage. 157 00:08:29,438 --> 00:08:32,318 Oh! It's everything I've ever dreamed it would be! 158 00:08:32,478 --> 00:08:33,518 God damn, it's hot out here! 159 00:08:33,878 --> 00:08:34,998 Ah! Snake! 160 00:08:35,158 --> 00:08:36,718 No, dude, that's a branch. 161 00:08:36,878 --> 00:08:37,838 Oh... Ah! Snake! 162 00:08:37,998 --> 00:08:39,638 No, that's the same branch again. 163 00:08:39,998 --> 00:08:43,998 The rainforest is very delicate and we must take steps to protect it. 164 00:08:44,158 --> 00:08:46,278 Yeah yeah yeah, take steps, we're taking them, blah blah blah. 165 00:08:47,758 --> 00:08:49,598 We heard this a million times back up in the states. 166 00:08:49,758 --> 00:08:51,518 Here look! These are squirrel monkeys, 167 00:08:51,718 --> 00:08:54,038 endangered inhabitants of the rainforest. 168 00:08:54,398 --> 00:08:55,838 Wow! Isn't he neat, Lenny? 169 00:08:56,038 --> 00:08:57,278 Bad! Bad monkey! 170 00:08:57,398 --> 00:08:58,958 Eric! What the hell are you doing? 171 00:08:59,118 --> 00:09:01,078 I'm asserting myself. It's tough love. 172 00:09:01,118 --> 00:09:03,014 Just like my little Kitty. When he's bad, I'll say: 173 00:09:03,015 --> 00:09:06,015 "that's a bad little Kitty" and I smack him on the head. 174 00:09:06,118 --> 00:09:08,358 And here is a three-toed sloth. 175 00:09:08,518 --> 00:09:10,238 That's a bad... That's a bad three-toed sloth! 176 00:09:10,398 --> 00:09:11,998 Eric! For God's sake, knock it off! 177 00:09:12,158 --> 00:09:13,958 Respect my autoritay! 178 00:09:14,278 --> 00:09:17,238 Well Mr. Pedro, this was a great tour, but I guess we should be heading back, 179 00:09:17,398 --> 00:09:20,278 we have a big concert tomorrow, don't we kids? 180 00:09:20,758 --> 00:09:23,638 - I wish we could have seen the Yanagapa. - What's the Yanagapa? 181 00:09:23,758 --> 00:09:26,838 The Yanagapa are gentle native people that live in the rainforest, 182 00:09:26,998 --> 00:09:30,478 but bulldozers are destroying their homes. Soon they will have nowhere to go, 183 00:09:30,638 --> 00:09:33,038 so we must stop bulldozing the rainforest so that they can live... 184 00:09:33,638 --> 00:09:35,238 God, here she goes again! 185 00:09:36,238 --> 00:09:38,038 - Stanley, what is it? - Snake! 186 00:09:39,278 --> 00:09:41,278 Ah, yes, this is what we call a coral snake. 187 00:09:41,398 --> 00:09:43,638 Notice the red markings. Quite an amazing creature. 188 00:09:44,758 --> 00:09:45,878 What's the matter little boy? 189 00:09:46,038 --> 00:09:48,518 - He's a little wuss, what's it look like? - I'm just scared of snakes. 190 00:09:48,638 --> 00:09:52,638 Now, now. You must remember, this snake is more afraid of you than you are of it. 191 00:09:56,758 --> 00:09:57,758 Oh my God! 192 00:09:59,638 --> 00:10:01,638 Oh yeah. That snake is really scared of us, alright. 193 00:10:03,398 --> 00:10:04,998 Jesus Christ, is he dead? 194 00:10:06,958 --> 00:10:08,038 My guess would be yes. 195 00:10:08,158 --> 00:10:10,398 Oh no! God, no! Now, don't panic children! 196 00:10:11,278 --> 00:10:13,518 Bad! That's a bad snake! 197 00:10:16,518 --> 00:10:17,878 Maybe we came from that way. 198 00:10:18,038 --> 00:10:20,038 No, no, let's try this way. 199 00:10:20,638 --> 00:10:23,958 Benny, do you think we're gonna be okay? - Yeah, everything is fine. 200 00:10:23,998 --> 00:10:26,178 That's good. Can I tell you something? - Okay. 201 00:10:26,278 --> 00:10:28,028 I think I like you. - Really? 202 00:10:28,038 --> 00:10:31,478 Yeah. I mean, I think we communicate really well. - Oh! That's great! 203 00:10:31,598 --> 00:10:33,458 No, it's not good. - That's not good? 204 00:10:33,478 --> 00:10:36,758 No. See, if I start to like you too much, I'm only gonna get my heart broken, 205 00:10:36,878 --> 00:10:38,518 'cause we like on opposite ends of the country. 206 00:10:38,638 --> 00:10:40,958 Once this choir tour is over, we will never see each other again. 207 00:10:41,118 --> 00:10:42,545 And that would devastate me! 208 00:10:42,546 --> 00:10:45,546 So I can't have any feelings for you, I just can't, Lenny! 209 00:10:46,838 --> 00:10:49,998 Oh children, the sun is setting. We have to find our way out of here quick! 210 00:10:56,758 --> 00:10:59,838 Okay, Okay! Everything is just fine kids. 211 00:10:59,998 --> 00:11:02,558 Now, it is important that we all stick together. 212 00:11:02,758 --> 00:11:04,758 Is everybody still here? 213 00:11:05,358 --> 00:11:07,518 - I'm not. - Who's not? 214 00:11:07,678 --> 00:11:08,718 Me. 215 00:11:09,678 --> 00:11:11,318 Benny, will you hold my hand. 216 00:11:12,278 --> 00:11:13,998 I don't wanna get emotionally attached, though. 217 00:11:14,158 --> 00:11:16,078 Oh my God, dude! I just saw Tony Danza! 218 00:11:16,238 --> 00:11:18,598 No, you didn't just see Tony Danza, Stanley! 219 00:12:00,038 --> 00:12:02,268 Dude, we're totally lost. We're gonna die out here! 220 00:12:02,278 --> 00:12:05,014 - We are?! - Don't worry Kelly, we're gonna find our way out 221 00:12:05,018 --> 00:12:07,598 of the rainforest and make it back to the concert in time. 222 00:12:07,758 --> 00:12:11,798 We just need to respect our mother rainforest and she will respect us. 223 00:12:11,958 --> 00:12:13,598 Mrs. Stevens. You have a bug on your back. 224 00:12:13,758 --> 00:12:15,438 Really? Could you brush it off? 225 00:12:16,758 --> 00:12:18,138 Uh, No. 226 00:12:19,318 --> 00:12:20,518 Oh my God! Get it off me! 227 00:12:20,798 --> 00:12:24,318 For the love of God! Get it off me! Oh my God! 228 00:12:25,158 --> 00:12:27,478 Okay children, we must understand 229 00:12:27,538 --> 00:12:31,958 that the insects of the rainforest help the delicate balance of life here. 230 00:12:34,198 --> 00:12:36,358 - Rainforests suck, I wanna go home! - Me too! 231 00:12:39,478 --> 00:12:43,398 Children, Okay! Let's try to listen to what the rainforest tells us, 232 00:12:43,558 --> 00:12:47,078 and if we use our ears, she can tell us so many things... 233 00:12:47,238 --> 00:12:48,398 There's a dude here! 234 00:12:48,558 --> 00:12:50,438 Ah thank goodness! Hello sir! 235 00:12:50,678 --> 00:12:53,118 We are lost! Can you help us? 236 00:12:54,518 --> 00:12:55,518 Que? 237 00:12:55,678 --> 00:12:56,718 Let me try. Let me try. 238 00:12:56,878 --> 00:12:59,238 We are from America, A-mer-i-ca. 239 00:12:59,598 --> 00:13:01,398 We are lost and very hungry. 240 00:13:01,558 --> 00:13:03,318 Neccesito burrito... 241 00:13:03,478 --> 00:13:05,278 I don't wanna burrito, I wanna taco. Supreme. 242 00:13:05,438 --> 00:13:07,838 - Y taco... - I want two tostados in mild sauce. 243 00:13:07,998 --> 00:13:10,758 Two tostados in... en charida. 244 00:13:10,918 --> 00:13:14,238 Boys! Please! Not every Spanish person eats tacos and burritos, that's a stereotype. 245 00:13:15,438 --> 00:13:17,358 Children, he wants us to follow him. 246 00:13:17,518 --> 00:13:20,678 Oh, thank goodness! I think this ordeal is over! 247 00:13:23,398 --> 00:13:25,878 - This doesn't look very safe. - Yeah, I think we should get the hell out of here. 248 00:13:26,038 --> 00:13:28,869 Now kids, let's be a bit more open minded. I read all about this in Newsweek, 249 00:13:28,870 --> 00:13:32,304 I read all about this in Newsweek, this is a people's army, 250 00:13:32,308 --> 00:13:35,318 they're fighting the fascist policies of their fascist government. 251 00:13:35,718 --> 00:13:39,078 - Oh, hello! Do you speak English? - Who are you? 252 00:13:39,238 --> 00:13:43,678 Oh wonderful! We were lost and it is a such a great coincidence we found you! 253 00:13:43,838 --> 00:13:46,838 You see, we're here to protest the government sanction raping of your rainforest. 254 00:13:48,478 --> 00:13:51,918 We are fighters just like you! Could you help us get back to San Jose? 255 00:13:53,798 --> 00:13:55,938 Um, I know! Perhaps you would like a gift. 256 00:13:55,998 --> 00:14:00,238 I have only one gift to give. The gift of song. 257 00:14:04,558 --> 00:14:07,438 There's a place that is magical and full of rain... 258 00:14:07,598 --> 00:14:10,478 Kyle, for the love of God, do the right choreography. 259 00:14:11,238 --> 00:14:14,318 Cleaning the earth is a mighty big chore. 260 00:14:14,478 --> 00:14:17,238 We're spreading awareness like never before. 261 00:14:17,758 --> 00:14:19,398 Oh, Kyle! Please! 262 00:14:19,598 --> 00:14:22,478 Getting Gay with Kids is here... 263 00:14:22,638 --> 00:14:23,318 Enough! 264 00:14:23,478 --> 00:14:26,438 Well, we hope our gift of song has warmed your hearts. 265 00:14:26,598 --> 00:14:29,038 We're not getting gay with any kids, okay! 266 00:14:29,198 --> 00:14:31,758 Uh, yeah. So, do you have a phone we could use? 267 00:14:32,078 --> 00:14:36,078 Yes, we have a phone. It's right over there, next to the twelve person jacuzzi. 268 00:14:39,558 --> 00:14:41,478 Now, get out of here before we kill you. 269 00:14:41,838 --> 00:14:44,838 Is it because of the little Jewish boy's choreography? 270 00:14:45,158 --> 00:14:47,038 You white Americans make me sick! 271 00:14:47,198 --> 00:14:49,958 You waste food, oil, and everything else, because you are so rich. 272 00:14:50,118 --> 00:14:51,490 And then you tell the rest of the world 273 00:14:51,491 --> 00:14:54,491 to save the rainforest because you like it's pretty flowers. 274 00:15:01,758 --> 00:15:03,078 Run! Children! Run! 275 00:15:21,006 --> 00:15:24,926 Hello! Anybody?! Help! 276 00:15:25,086 --> 00:15:26,526 Wow! Look at the pretty flower! 277 00:15:26,686 --> 00:15:30,046 Oh, no, no, no, Jake that fragile flower is very delicate, okay. 278 00:15:34,366 --> 00:15:36,726 I wanna go home! I hate the rainforest! 279 00:15:39,046 --> 00:15:42,246 Oh, Lenny, hold me! No, I can't get attached. 280 00:15:42,526 --> 00:15:44,006 Oh, but I do like you. 281 00:15:44,166 --> 00:15:46,346 Oh, but you're only going to leave me. - God damn it! 282 00:15:47,046 --> 00:15:50,715 We're here live in San Jose, Costa Rica, where hundreds of rich Americans 283 00:15:50,746 --> 00:15:52,986 have gathered for the Save the Rainforest Summit. 284 00:15:53,086 --> 00:15:54,911 Everyone is here so they can feel good about themselves 285 00:15:54,912 --> 00:15:57,912 and act like they aren't the ones responsible for the rainforest's peril. 286 00:15:58,086 --> 00:16:01,086 That's right, Bob, and of course the main attraction today 287 00:16:01,286 --> 00:16:03,686 the darling kids choir, Getting Gay with Kids, 288 00:16:03,846 --> 00:16:06,686 all of whom must be backstage preparing at this very moment. 289 00:16:08,246 --> 00:16:11,886 Oh, there's just no end to this place! I think maybe we're going in circles. 290 00:16:12,046 --> 00:16:15,166 Oh! Dear God! The summit starts in an hour! I'm gonna lose my job. 291 00:16:16,086 --> 00:16:19,046 This is bullcrap! I am not following this stupid hippie around anymore! 292 00:16:19,206 --> 00:16:21,166 - Eric, where are you going? - I'm going this way. 293 00:16:21,326 --> 00:16:24,566 Young man, I am the adult here, and I say you go this way! 294 00:16:24,726 --> 00:16:27,966 Look, you can stay over myah, but I'm going over myah. 295 00:16:28,126 --> 00:16:29,806 Young man, I have had it! 296 00:16:29,966 --> 00:16:32,046 No no no no no no! You myah. 297 00:16:32,206 --> 00:16:35,206 Screw you guys, I'm going home. 298 00:16:35,366 --> 00:16:38,326 Good! You deserve to die, you little bastard! 299 00:16:39,246 --> 00:16:40,846 Eric, we have to stay together! 300 00:16:41,006 --> 00:16:44,315 God damn stupid hippie activist! I should be home, nestled in the couch 301 00:16:44,316 --> 00:16:47,446 with my little Kitty right now, watching Fat Abbot cartoons and... 302 00:16:48,566 --> 00:16:50,846 Yes! I knew it! I'm saved! 303 00:16:51,086 --> 00:16:53,566 - Hey, maybe Cartman was right. - Yeah, it happened once before. 304 00:16:53,726 --> 00:16:57,366 No, the spirit of Maya has told me to go this way. 305 00:16:57,526 --> 00:16:59,246 Mister, you gotta help me, I'm starvin' to death! 306 00:16:59,406 --> 00:17:00,606 What are you doing here, little boy? 307 00:17:00,646 --> 00:17:02,564 I was with my class, and we got all lost in the rainforest, 308 00:17:02,565 --> 00:17:04,265 and I need some food, I'm fading fast! 309 00:17:04,366 --> 00:17:06,966 Lost in the rainforest? Oh my Lord! Where are all the others? 310 00:17:07,166 --> 00:17:09,366 Food! I have to have food! 311 00:17:10,446 --> 00:17:12,806 Oh my God! Get this child some food quick! 312 00:17:12,966 --> 00:17:15,006 - Chicken wings. - Chicken wings! 313 00:17:15,126 --> 00:17:16,046 Medium spicy. 314 00:17:17,886 --> 00:17:19,966 Start the show! Start the show! Start the show! 315 00:17:48,606 --> 00:17:51,846 Oh God, this is a nightmare! We're never gonna make the festival! 316 00:17:51,966 --> 00:17:53,406 Hey look over there! Isn't that smoke? 317 00:17:54,886 --> 00:17:55,966 Let's go, quickly! 318 00:17:56,926 --> 00:17:59,086 Hey, it's a fire. That means there must be people. 319 00:18:02,166 --> 00:18:04,206 Children! It's the Yanagapa! 320 00:18:04,566 --> 00:18:08,286 Do not be afraid. We are not here to tear down your rainforest. 321 00:18:10,966 --> 00:18:13,606 Look how they live in peace with all living things, 322 00:18:13,686 --> 00:18:15,046 gentle, noble... 323 00:18:16,326 --> 00:18:17,686 Run for you lives, children! 324 00:18:17,846 --> 00:18:18,846 Holy crap! 325 00:18:21,086 --> 00:18:21,926 Jesus Christ! 326 00:18:22,086 --> 00:18:23,446 Run! Run! Run! 327 00:18:31,886 --> 00:18:33,166 - What the hell? - We're sinking! 328 00:18:33,201 --> 00:18:35,086 It's quicksand! 329 00:18:43,905 --> 00:18:45,495 All we ever heard while growing up was: 330 00:18:45,496 --> 00:18:46,776 "save the rainforest", " the rainforest is fragile". 331 00:18:46,785 --> 00:18:48,325 Yeah, fragile my ass! 332 00:18:48,345 --> 00:18:50,985 Larry, if we make it out of this, I want to be your girlfriend, 333 00:18:51,145 --> 00:18:54,705 even if we do live in different places. I don't care. - Oh, okay. 334 00:18:58,625 --> 00:19:02,505 Okay, just what the hell is going on here, people? 335 00:19:12,505 --> 00:19:15,505 Oh no! That big thing is going to make love to Miss Stevens! 336 00:19:15,705 --> 00:19:19,865 Alright! That does it! God damn stupid-ass rainforest! 337 00:19:20,025 --> 00:19:21,745 This stupid place fuckin sucks! 338 00:19:21,905 --> 00:19:23,165 I was wrong! 339 00:19:23,225 --> 00:19:25,985 Fuck the rainforest! I fuckin hate it! I fuckin hate it! 340 00:19:26,085 --> 00:19:27,585 Oh now she figures it out! 341 00:19:28,505 --> 00:19:30,005 Quick! Everybody help the children! 342 00:19:40,505 --> 00:19:41,945 Dude! Bulldozers rule! 343 00:19:41,985 --> 00:19:44,185 Come on, let's get you back to civilization. 344 00:19:44,745 --> 00:19:46,465 Hooray! Children! 345 00:19:46,625 --> 00:19:49,345 - How did you know where we were? - Your little friend helped me out. 346 00:19:49,505 --> 00:19:51,365 - Eric? - Who'd you expect? Merv Griffin? 347 00:19:51,465 --> 00:19:55,105 Exactly what are you guys doing out here with all this construction equipment? 348 00:19:55,265 --> 00:19:58,185 We're clearing out big sections of the rainforest for a lumber yard. 349 00:19:58,345 --> 00:20:01,105 - Really? That's great! - You mean, you don't mind? 350 00:20:01,265 --> 00:20:02,985 No! I hate the rainforest! 351 00:20:03,145 --> 00:20:05,745 You go right ahead and plough down this whole fuckin thing! 352 00:20:05,905 --> 00:20:06,745 That's swell! 353 00:20:06,945 --> 00:20:09,505 Okay, Benny, in order for our long distance relationship to work, 354 00:20:09,665 --> 00:20:12,425 we'll have to call each other every other day. - Okay. I can do that. 355 00:20:14,745 --> 00:20:17,365 Lenny! No! 356 00:20:17,465 --> 00:20:20,225 - Oh my God! They killed Kenny! - You bastards! 357 00:20:20,265 --> 00:20:22,505 What!? Who!? Who killed him!? 358 00:20:23,745 --> 00:20:25,505 - They did. - Who's "they"!? 359 00:20:26,665 --> 00:20:29,505 - You know... "they". - They're... they're bastards. 360 00:20:29,665 --> 00:20:31,425 Well don't just stand there! Help him! 361 00:20:31,505 --> 00:20:33,145 - What? - Help... him? 362 00:20:34,465 --> 00:20:36,745 Come on Benny, breathe! 363 00:20:38,745 --> 00:20:40,745 Breathe you sonofabitch! 364 00:20:44,665 --> 00:20:45,665 Whoa, dude! 365 00:20:46,745 --> 00:20:52,165 And now, here to teach us about the rainforest is... Getting Gay with Kids. 366 00:20:52,385 --> 00:20:54,385 Does everybody remember the new lyrics? 367 00:20:58,745 --> 00:21:01,905 There a place called the rainforest that truly sucks ass. 368 00:21:02,025 --> 00:21:05,185 Lets knock it all down and get rid of it fast. 369 00:21:05,345 --> 00:21:08,505 You say "save the rainforest" but what do you know? 370 00:21:08,945 --> 00:21:13,385 You've never been there before. 371 00:21:13,905 --> 00:21:16,905 Getting Gay with Kids is here 372 00:21:17,025 --> 00:21:20,145 tell you things you might not like to hear. 373 00:21:20,465 --> 00:21:23,505 You only fight these causes 'cause caring sells. 374 00:21:23,745 --> 00:21:27,025 All you activists can go fuck yourselves. 375 00:21:27,265 --> 00:21:29,745 - That was so inspiring! - What a wonderful message! 30148

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