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I just think it's so adorable.

He's such a stereotypical college boy.

A girl starts paying attention to him and all of a sudden he decides to start

taking care of himself.

Oh, I know.

He just thinks it would be weird because he's my stepbrother.

But I guess we'll see.

Working out pretty hard lately.

She must be a special kind of girl.

What? No, I just started taking better care of myself is all.

All right, when a college cutie starts paying attention to you, what a

coincidence.

Whatever.

I'd love to stay and chat, but I got to go get ready for our lunch date.

Oh, lunch?

How far off is marriage?

You're so annoying.

Hey, yeah, I was just getting ready to leave.

Huh?

Seriously?

I mean, I guess I understand, but... Okay, yeah, just, I guess, let me know

it doesn't work out.

Okay, bye.

That sounds like you got dumped before you got him.

She's getting back together with her ex. It's so fucked up.

I told you college girls would break your heart. They never know what they

I mean, I even took a boner pill already.

Well, we don't want that to go to waste.

Paige, we've been over this before. You're my step -sister.

We met at the wedding eight months ago.

But still.

You are heartbroken, you have a boner, and you don't have any other options.

I'm just trying to be a good step -sister.

I've been wanting to do this for a very long time.

I mean, you're like my skepticism.

108 bailed on you.

That's a lot more right than it should be.

Yeah, you got that right.

That pal is doing wonders.

What should I come into your room? What happened?

I mean... You're right, it was like eight months ago.

I mean... It doesn't even matter.

And

think

about when you start working out.

Don't stop.

If

I

knew you were this big, I would have said something worse.

My best friend would be really happy to hear.

Yeah? She knows that I've had a crush on you. Oh, really?

You're so good with your fucking tongue.

I'm wasting time on my class.

And you're supposed to fucking come here.

Just bury yourself in it.

you're so tired you're so tired

Wait.

Why do you let stuff out?

I am glad I'm with you.

I would never do that to you.

Keep bouncing me.

May I send you?

That's it.

That's it.

You're going so fucking deep.

You have me exactly like that and you can take out all the frustrations of you

getting stood up on me.

Oh, shit.

Keep going, keep going.

Oh,

fuck.