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Here it goes!
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[all cheering]
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Does anyone else think
we could do better than that?
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-Whoa! Yeah!
-Yeah! Of course! Always!
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Wait, I was referring
to the trick shot.
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Trick shots are easy.
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Watch me toss this tennis ball
off the garden gnome,
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the tree,
and into the bird house.
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-Wow!
-We should've been filming that.
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Oh, did I say bird house?
I meant Hadron collider.
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I always forget that's there.
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The collider's making
a weird noise, Hellen.
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See anything strange
happening up there?
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No.
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Okay, kids, we're heading
to a new store called Almost Antique.
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It sells items
that are only 99 years old!
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Next year, we can resell them
as official antiques.
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-You kids have fun.
-I'm in charge. Keep it down.
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Well, once Baljeet gets here,
we can start building our trick shot.
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Did somebody say fate?
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Um, no, no, we didn't.
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-Uh, Baljeet?
-Ha! I am not Baljeet!
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I am the Master of Fate!
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-How's he doing that?
-Okay. What's with the space wizard costume?
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It is my job
to travel the universe
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and to monitor
for near-impossible events
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that could de-stabilize
the universe's very existence.
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Come again?
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Something very unlikely
just occurred here.
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My trick shot.
It was pretty great.
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And, combined with
that device...
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Has that always been there?
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-I think so.
-No idea.
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Anyhow, a dangerous rift
in time-space has been opened.
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I'm here to help seal it.
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I don't know. Looks to me
like you're auditioning
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for another
Space Adventure movie.
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I am not sure what that is. But perhaps
a little proof of my abilities is in order.
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You, do me a favor
and take two steps to your left... Now!
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Okay. Now what?
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How'd he know
that would happen?
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And where'd that come from?
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Uh, Houston?
I dropped my lunch.
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In order to save
your universe,
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we need to perform an event
of near impossibility to seal the rift.
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-More impossible
than the sky chicken? -Much more!
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Okay, gang. Thoughts?
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I think Baljeet
hit his head on something.
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It's cosplay,
not a head injury. He seems really invested.
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Okay, Mr. Fate,
let's save the universe.
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-Oh, please.
Call me Master of Fate. -[thunderclap]
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Mister of Fate is my father.
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We were just talking about
pulling off the world's greatest trick shot.
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-Would that seal the rift?
-Hmm. Perhaps.
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But only if success
is near impossible!
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-Somewhere in this red zone.
-[machine trills]
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Well, then, I know what
we're gonna do today.
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Hey, where's Perry?
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Good morning, Agent P.
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Today is the annual
OWCA Agent performance review.
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You have some stiff
competition this year.
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Meet Agent O.
His biggest strength is avoiding traps.
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-Something you, well...
-Well, you stink at it, Agent P.
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Trapped. Trapped.
Trapped. Trapped again.
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Trapped even more.
Trapped. Trapped.
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You get the picture.
We're not playing favorites,
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but if you wanna keep
your top spot,
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I would recommend you
head over to Dr. Doof's.
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[Carl] We've established
a temporary trap training truce treaty,
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or TTTTT.
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TTTTT.
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Man, we are not good
at acronyms.
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? Doofenshmirtz Evil Inc. ?
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Ah, Perry the Platypus.
You must be here for the TTTTT.
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You know, I agreed to do this
because while you're the number one agent,
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I am the number one
evil scientist by association,
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but if you fall
to number two, that makes me
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just a giant number two.
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Can you imagine that?
Me, a giant number two?
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Looks pretty
impossible, right?
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Ah, my probability meter
will be the judge of that.
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Hit it, Ferb!
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[both gasp]
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[both gasp]
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[both gasp]
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[both cheer]
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Oh, hey, everybody.
What did I miss?
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-Uh, what happened
to your costume? -What costume?
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Oh, and who is this
handsome devil?
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-[both exclaim]
-Oh, my God!
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Two Baljeets?
This is my nightmare!
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Or dream?
Or nightmare?
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-You really are
the Master of Fate? -[thunderclap]
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Of course, I am!
And the universe is still in danger!
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Your trick shot
was not nearly impossible enough.
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I see the problem.
The one we built was designed to succeed.
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Oh, I get it.
'Cause we do the impossible all the time,
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this wasn't impossible at all.
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Tear it down, gang.
We're starting from scratch.
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[? upbeat song playing]
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? What you doin'?
That's a trap, trap trap, trap ?
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? I think you better mind
the gap, gap, gap, gap ?
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? Gonna catch you
in a snap, snap, snap, snap ?
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? You know better than that ?
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? Better watch your step ?
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? Don't be lookin'
like a rookie ?
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-? You know you're a vet ?
-? Vet ?
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? If you try to touch
that cookie ?
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-? You'll be in the net ?
-? Net ?
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? If you really wanna win
Let's try it again ?
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? Walk with trepidation ?
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? I don't really think that
you'd enjoy incarceration ?
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? If you're careful ?
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? You just might
avoid decapitation ?
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? Yeah ?
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? If you're clever
with your moves ?
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? You'll get through
this event ?
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? That's a pit
That's a snare ?
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? That's some old underwear
That's a ruse ?
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? That's bait
Don't open that gate ?
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? That's a ploy
That's a lure ?
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? Better take a detour ?
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? This is really mortifying ?
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Man, you're not even trying!
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? Step left, you're trapped ?
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? Step right, you're trapped ?
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? You're converting
Celsius to Fahrenheit ?
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? You're trapped ?
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? Climb the wall
You're trapped ?
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? Catch a ball
You're trapped ?
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This isn't really
working at all.
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? You're trapped ?
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Perry the Platypus,
it's almost like you want to be trapped.
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Phew! Here,
make sure you hydrate.
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Wow. You fell for that
after all that training?
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-That one's on you.
-[watch phone ringing]
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Agent P, it's time for
your performance review.
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Head over
to Danville Rec Center at once.
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Well, I've done about
all I can do.
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One more hydration break
for the road? No tricks.
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Wow. As your trainer,
that reflects more poorly on me than it does you.
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Okay, gang.
This time, we're gonna leave our trick shot
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entirely up to chance
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and build nothing!
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But we always build something.
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Precisely. If we don't build anything,
then we can't influence the outcome.
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We just sit here and wait
for the shot to make itself...
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-[machine trilling]
-...because the chances of a ball
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somehow ending up
in this cup on its own are...
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[both] Nearly impossible.
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[wind whistles]
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All right, Agent P,
your punctuality score
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gets you off
to a strong start.
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Now, where is Agent O?
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Here he comes now, sir.
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Yes!
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Cool! Entrance,
nine out of ten.
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Oh! That's why
they call him Agent O!
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[vehicle horn blares]
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Doofenshmirtz?
What do you think you're doing here?
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You didn't really think
I'd uphold the TTTTT, did you?
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-I'm evil. Hello?
-[vehicle powering up]
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Behold!
The Trapinator!
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Consider this your final
test, Perry the- [grunts]
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Hey! I was about to monologue.
Don't you know how this works?
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You see, Perry the Platypus,
I realized it doesn't really matter
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if you're number one or not.
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If I can trap both you
and Agent O, that would make me, like,
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beyond number one
evil scientist.
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I haven't really
worked out the math yet.
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It might make me number zero
or something like that.
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[wind whistles]
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Come on!
Can't we build something?
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Do nothing to influence
the outcome of the event!
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So, should we
just ignore that?
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[Phineas] Wow, we are really
bad at noticing things on that side of the yard.
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Oh, no! It is the rift!
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Oh, please save us,
mighty and delicious sky chicken! [grunts]
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Okay, honey,
try turning it back on.
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[powering up]
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Now seriously,
what are we gonna do
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with an almost antique
hot air balloon?
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I love you too.
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[grunts] Just sit still,
you slippery little mammal!
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Why do the semi-aquatic ones
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always give me
the most trouble?
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Oh, thanks!
I do need to hydrate- [grunts]
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Okay, why didn't I see
that coming?
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-[alarm blaring]
-[crackling]
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[screams, grunts]
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-[groans]
-You never make time for me.
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Allow me to commend you,
Agent P.
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It's obvious to me now
that there is, indeed, a method to your madness.
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-What do you mean, sir?
-Put it together, Carl.
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Agent P gets trapped on purpose,
buying him time to assess the situation
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and save the day.
Good work, Agent P.
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Or should I say Top Agent P?
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[singing indistinctly]
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-Man, what am I watching?
-[rift whirring outside]
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Can't a girl watch
strange online videos in peace?
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[grunts]
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[Linda] Candace, come help
unload the car.
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Mom, Mom, Mom!
Mom, Mom, Mom!
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Mom, Mom, Mom! Whoa!
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Is that an antique?
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Well, it will be next year.
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Come now.
See hole. Much danger.
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Ow!
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Gang, look! The cup!
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We made the trick shot!
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Near impossibility achieved.
We did it!
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[all cheer]
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This might be
the most dangerous, reckless,
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insane thing
they've ever done!
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We got a ball in the cup.
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But... But... But...
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Very impressive, boys.
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Now, help us unload
the car. Then pie!
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You know, our very existence is simply
the result of a series of improbabilities,
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-or what I guess
you could call fate. -[thunderclap]
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Speaking of,
what happened to the Master of Fate?
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I'm in this tree!
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You all really did
pull off the impossible.
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And now that my work
here is done, it is time to depart!
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-But how will you get home?
-Something always comes along.
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I know I did not know him
for long,
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but I will miss
that brave young man.
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-Fate will find a way!
-[thunderclap]
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[object falling, thuds]
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-[radio chirps]
-[astronaut] Uh, Houston?
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-[radio chirps]
-[man] We are not sending you another chicken.
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? We can play hide and seek
Pretend the floor is lava ?
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? We can learn
to knit a scarf ?
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? Or a stylish balaclava ?
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? We could put on a play
A musical or a drama ?
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? We can list
a bunch of things ?
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? And use an Oxford comma ?
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? We can juggle our shoes
Make macrame with the laces ?
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? We could play a round
of Rochambeau ?
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? Or paint our faces ?
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