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Please come with me, amen.

I'll give you anything, my love.

Never failing days.

My heart full up, so love, love, love...

OtoBoku Maidens Are Falling for Me

To fall in love with someone...

That's a big deal. It can even change the future.

Like a bunch of flowers blooming... ...bursting in my heart.

Strong winds and rain won't beat me.

It's not always pretty.

I want to reach for the person I love.

Love is the energy of life.

The sweet burning blossoms of love...

...bloom under its shining power.

It's a gift from God.

Ah, love...

Long, long ago, there lived a very beautiful girl.

Her name was Tsunderella!

Big Boys and Girls Masterpiece Forest Tsunderella

This is nothing!

I worked my butt off to get here!

Noble!

Good looking!

Genius!

The description is absolutely fitting!

What is going on!

Ouch.

What is going on?

That's my line!

Why aren't you working!

Go fetch some water.

That's your job!

You're a klutz and you're slow, Tsunderella.

Why me?

Who are you anyway?

My oh my, have we forgotten?

I'm your evil...

...Stepsister.

You're so charged up, oneesama.

It's amazing how you say you're mean.

This is it! This is the role I've been waiting for!

I get to be blatantly mean to Takako...

...I mean blatantly mean to Tsunderella.

This is the best!

Your brutal honesty is great, oneesama.

I will be the evil sister number 2 sidekick!

Me too!

So, then when you're done fetching water, clean the toilets too. Understood?

No way.

Ichiko-chan.

Why are you passed out?

Yukari-chan!

Hey, are you okay?

Go get the water now!

I wasn't scared or anything.

This is for Yukari who is unconscious.

This is an honest to goodness rescue effort.

I won't be defeated! A true heroine overcomes hardships!

After the tears, there will be laughter.

Little birdies, you agree, don't you?

Little birds are my only friends? This isn't some fairy tale.

No, not me.

Tsunderella-sama.

Oh, Snow White, don't startle me like that.

Ouch, I'm sorry...

Why do you get to be a princess?

Please forgive me.

So what do you want?

I thought that you might be getting picked on again.

No, you're wrong.

Wh-What?

Tsunderella-sama must not be picked on.

I said...

Tsunderella-sama is better than everyone else.

Yes, dream big! World domination!

Lead an army of steel and destroy country after country!

Wonderful

How wonderful!

Listen to me!

I-'m sorry.

Me, a queen?

Well, it is fitting I must say, but it's not so simple.

That's not true. You just have to marry a prince.

Look! How am I going to meet one?

It's not like they're just lying around all over the place.

No, there is one.

If you were to free him...

I would never even think of such a thing!

I did think of it.

Then I will do it for you...

Oops, my hand slipped!

Um...

A glass of water...

Yes! Oh, I guess...

Here, please.

Thank you. That was delicious.

How can I thank you.

No need. You were unconscious and looked so miserable...

It wasn't because you're a prince or you're hot or anything. No, not at all.

Will you tell me your name?

Prince...

Prince, where are you?

E-Excuse me.

You're safe.

Hisako-san.

I was so worried!

You're so cute.

You're so dramatic.

Okay then. Let's go back to the castle.

We have a private lesson today.

Just us...close...long...

She was so beautiful.

My heart is pounding.

It's because I ran.

Itis.

A few days later, invitations to a dance were sent out.

You're not eating?

I'm on a diet.

By the way Mariya-oneesama, what about tonight's dance?

I hear that any young lady is welcome.

I wonder if we get to dance with the prince?

Of course!

And I heard a rumor that the prince will choose a bride from the guests.

Wow! All the girls love the prince.

He's gallant, wise and so kind. There is no other like him.

And, the best part...a royal wedding! Oh, to live in a castle! A dream!

And you need four maids just to help you dress!

An opportunity not to be missed!

I must gain his favor at the dance.

What? You want to go?

I thought you weren't interested in dances.

Of course not!

Dance shmance.

You want to go to the dance?

What!

I am the magician of the forest.

I will solve your problems.

No thanks.

Don't be shy.

I will be.

I'll help you.

Stop following me.

You should accept people's kindness.

Shut up! Leave me alone!

I will help you!

Y-Yes, please.

I will create a dress suitable for the dance.

Do what you like.

Okay then.

Wh-What are you doing!

Why are you naked too!

Let's try this again. Here.

Oh my.

What do you think, oneesama?

It's a cinch! A little shove and he'll fall.

There seem to be no rivals.

You're right. The only possible one is...

Don't worry, Mariya.

Besides, a plan is in place...

At the stroke of midnight, the magic will dissolve.

Make sure you're back by then.

Sure, sure, I understand.

If you don't come back, something horrible will happen.

Something horrible?

Yes, you'll be in a shameful state. No shape for anyone to see.

So make sure...

I promise to be back.

I'll take you to the castle.

Come!

I've been called.

It's a Kana-car.

Place the board against your butt.

Like this?

Where to, miss?

The castle.

Roger that.

Take off!

Goodbye!

OtoBoku Maidens Are Falling for Me

OtoBoku Maidens Are Falling for Me

I thought I just heard Tsuderella-sama screaming.

Tsunderella-sama?

I'm coming to help youl!

We're going to crash!

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the wickedest of them all?

That would be you, princess.

Good.

What do you mean, "good"? That's generally not seen as good news.

It makes me happy.

I've been telling you to change that.

I will try.

By the way, have you changed your mind?

About what?

Intercepting Tsunderella.

No matter how you look at it, we'd be the bad guys.

Once a job is taken on, we execute it no matter what because we're pros.

Why don't you cancel on Mariya-san?

Why would I want to cancel something so fun?

I will take you again.

Definitely not.

But...

I have to hurry.

Tsunderella-samal!

Tsunderella-samal!

I'm so glad you're okay.

I came to your rescue.

That flying pan was...

Yes, it was me!

I see.

I was very glad.

So much so that I thought I would die.

You don't have to follow me.

It is my job to protect you.

I didn't ask you to.

Do you know the way?

Of course.

I think you should ask for directions.

I don't need to.

What if there's another cliff?

There won't be.

What if there's an evil beast?

There are no such things.

Yay! A customer!

We should get directions.

Who could we get directions from in the middle of the forest?

Lost?

We're not lost.

If you're in trouble, I could show you the way.

We don't need it.

Okay then.

We're not in trouble, but if you insist, we'll let you show us the way.

Sure...

Aren't we there yet?

Almost.

Princess, please respond.

Princess, please respond.

Magic mirror, how is it going?

They're almost to the spot.

Good.

Aren't we there yet?

Here we are. The cookie house.

The cookie house?

I'm glad you got here safely.

I'll be off now.

Wait one second.

What is it?

Why are we at the cookie house and not the castle?

I'd like an explanation.

Oh, did I make a mistake?

My, my, what beautiful guests.

I won't deny that I am beautiful, but I am not a guest.

How about an apple?

That came out of nowhere.

Anyway, that looks like a poisoned apple.

Th-That's not true.

Then why don't you eat it?

I see. You're scared.

And if it isn't a poisoned apple, you'd be the laughingstock of the nation.

All over the morning papers!

How rude! Fine, I'll eat it then!

Tsunderella-samal!

Yes?

Who? Me? But...

I-1t stings!

I knew it!

You saw through me!

You can't fool someone as brilliant as me.

This is horrible.

These two are on the same level.

Then I will reveal my true identity!

No thanks.

I'm not interested.

Then we will do this by force!

Magic mirror, attack!

This is evil.

Are you surprised?

Go! Radiation! Electric shock!

What's that?

I will never admit that I am in a pinch.

Oh, the old magician lady!

I didn't hear you. The magician what?

The young magician lady.

Yes, I've come to rescue you.

Get rid of the meddlers.

Shoot!

Then I will too!

Rolling Thunderbolt!

Go! Lightning Blaster!

I thought I was going to die.

Oh, you made it.

I didn't think you were interested. You even wore that dress.

It's only because some meddler insisted.

I didn't have a choice but to come.

It's true.

Whatever.

Do you plan to dance with the prince?

Look at that.

End of line This is the end of the line.

Please form two lines to wait for a dance with the prince.

This may take till morning.

If you don't come back by midnight, something horrible will happen.

I won't line up like I'm desperate. I'm too proud.

What are you going to do?

You're not going to get in line?

He's so gorgeous!

Good work, Prince. I will give you a massage.

Please stop.

How cold.

Anyone catch your eye?

No, not really.

Her...

You look a little lonely.

You're imagining it.

It's almost over.

Don't you want to dance with the prince?

Who cares!

Her beauty is so enthralling. Her attitude so perfect.

She is the woman I have been searching for.

Will you dance with me?

Why?

Let's dance. Please.

I guess if you insist...

...I will dance with you.

Thank you for saving me.

I don't know what you're talking about.

She's so humble.

It's just prudence.

Do you fall victim to love too?

That is not something one asks a lady.

Oh no. If he finds out that I am just a dumpy girl, the prince would be so sad.

No! I won't allow him to see me return to my grungy clothes.

Excuse me.

Please wait!

Ouch, ouch.

There's no time. We have to hurry.

High speed!

The beautiful image of Tsunderella was burned into the prince's mind.

The prince had fallen in love.

The next day, a search party came to town to look for Tsunderella.

The prince came too.

And then...

There are four maidens in this mansion.

First, you...

Out of the question.

Next!

Next!

Fail!

Next!

Smirk.

Perfect!

Prince!

Please tell me your name.

Tsunderella.

What a beautiful name!

And this is how Tsunderella came to marry and live happily with the prince.

And they all lived happily ever after.

When you are done with that, clean the toilets.

Then my room.

And cook dinner too.

Yes!

The end

I found you. That alone means it's a beautiful day.

I wish that every day could be like this.

I woke up before my alarm, good morning.

I can't stop smiling. I'm filled with anticipation.

Maybe today I'll find the courage.

And just say, "How are you?" like that.

I found you. That alone means it's a beautiful day.

I wish that every day could be like this.

Being close to you would make it a more beautiful day.

Yes, tomorrow I will find the courage to say hello.