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Can I come in? Yeah, come in.

What's up?

Why are you dressed like this? Well, it's a long story. Are your parents home

right now?

Why?

God, I'm just... I need someone to talk to about the night I've had.

No, they're gone.

They're not going to be back until Monday.

I got that house to myself.

I bet you're excited about that.

Pretty much, yeah.

Do you want to come back? Do you want me to leave him a message or what?

I mean, yeah, I'll just sit down for a bit, I guess. I'm already here. Are you

sure? Yeah, yeah. Is that bad?

Yeah, it's bad.

All right.

So, yeah, you look really nice.

Oh, thank you. Well, at least someone appreciates it.

What is that supposed to mean?

Oh, yeah.

I had a date tonight. I mean, I don't know. Trying those dating apps you kids

are on.

But, I don't know.

I'm not a kid. I'm 20 years old. What are you talking about?

Okay.

All right.

But, anyway.

I got a date, and I went there, and I waited, and I waited. I looked.

Like such an idiot at that table by myself. And the guy never showed up. He

didn't even text me back. He still hasn't even texted me back.

I hope you had an umbrella.

Yeah. It's raining outside.

Yeah, I mean. You look dry.

Saved my hair and my face and all that. So you went out on a rainy night to meet

a dude and he stood you up? And he stood me up.

I don't know. Maybe, is that?

Is it something that happens often on the apps?

Did he not message you or anything?

No, he completely ghosted me.

Huh.

That's weird. Well, if it makes you feel any better, no girls talk to me.

Oh, I don't believe that.

All I do is just play video games and watch porn. I don't really do anything

else. Oh, my God, yeah.

Yeah, quite the lifestyle you have here.

What else am I going to do?

I don't know. You could do something productive, perhaps. I can't think of

anything else I can do other than video games and watching porn.

And I like to listen to hip -hop while I play video games.

Yeah.

Sounds like a fun time for a young guy like you.

I'm telling you. Yeah?

I get yelled at a lot.

Like, I don't even think I'm supposed to be here. Like, I'm supposed to be doing

chores or something.

Well, probably. I think your parents would probably, you know, appreciate

How well do you know them? I've seen you in the hallway like three times.

We're pretty close, you know.

I'm not always here when you're here.

But, you know, your mom and I, you know, we like to chat.

I vent to her about my guy problems since there seems to be a

lot recently.

She didn't tell you they were going?

No. Out of town?

They flew to L .A. for the weekend.

Did they?

Oh, my God.

I can't believe she didn't text you and tell you about this if you guys are so

close.

Yeah, well, I'll have to call her after and ask her what's up because I've had a

hell of a night.

Yeah, you seem really flustered and a little intimidated.

Are you?

Yeah. Why is that?

Well, do you want to play video games or do you want to, like... I don't know.

You want to listen to some rap music?

I think we might have some different music tastes.

Really? I think so.

I don't think so. I think maybe we should order some pizza.

We could do the Meat Lovers.

We could do the Meat Lovers pizza.

And some rap and some video games.

Maybe not.

That's the key to your heart.

Maybe not quite like that, but I'm down to hang out here for a little bit. I

have nothing else to do with my night, so I might as well stay here and, you

know, you've been nice so far. You're a nice young guy, so I'll hang out for a

little bit.

Are you making a pass at me?

No, I mean, it was nice to hear you compliment me after I've been shut up.

know, it makes me feel...

A little bit better about the whole thing.

Yeah, we have a word for you with me and my friends.

What's that?

We call it a smoke show.

Yeah, yeah.

Do you think I'm a smoke show?

You're definitely a smoke show tonight.

Without a shadow of a doubt.

Well, thank you. I appreciate that a lot. Yeah, I wasn't expecting you to

by either.

You know, they haven't responded to me via text either.

No, I guess not.

They've ghosted everyone.

Yeah. They left me a wad of cash and took off.

I must be busy, I guess, doing something.

Yeah, I think they're ready for me to get my own place.

That might be a thing. That definitely might be a thing in your future.

Other than playing video games and listening to rap music and

ordering pizza, what did you want to do?

Did you want to maybe play

chess?

You think that's like an older person thing?

Is that why you said that?

Kind of. What are you laughing at me for? What the hell? No, you're just

I thought you'd want to play. What about Scrabble?

Scrabble?

Yeah, I don't know. Okay.

Okay, I see. I get it. What? I don't know what that means. You don't want to

play Scrabble with me? Uh, no.

Because I always see my mom playing Scrabble.

Yeah, she does, like, a good game of Scrabble.

I think she's a little older than you, though.

A little bit, but that's okay.

Yeah, the good old Scrabble. Yeah. We got, maybe we could play Pictionary or

something. Pictionary? I don't know. I, um, I feel like I might have something

up in mind.

What might that be?

Um.

I don't know. I feel like you're a good -looking young guy.

So, I mean, you know, maybe we can hang out a bit.

I don't know.

I don't know if I can handle all this.

That's okay. I'll go easy on you.

Are you sure?

Yeah. I mean, we definitely don't have to tell your parents or anything like

that. I think that would be weird if they knew. But if it's just between us,

know, I think that's okay.

I've jerked off like 20 times thinking about you.

Have you?

Mm -hmm. Uh -huh. And what do you think about when you're jerking off to me?

I think about you giving me head in the shower.

Yeah, in the shower.

Blowjobs. Mm -hmm.

Blowjobs. Mm -hmm. But I probably come too fast. I don't know.

Mm -hmm.

Maybe I can... You'd have to be easy on me. Yeah, maybe I can just train you a

bit, you know?

You sure about this?

We have a good place to ourselves.

We do.

What are you up to?

Why don't you come over here?

Where are you going?

Right over here.

What are you up to?

Are you really doing this right now?

I am.

What? You don't want to?

I don't know. I'm a little nervous.

Don't be nervous, baby. There's nothing to be nervous about.

I'm joking. I'm not nervous.

Yeah, I know.

I'm just testing to see if you're testing me. Okay, yeah, I see. I see how

is.

I'm going to come over here.

Is that what you were looking for tonight?

Mm -hmm.

I was.

And you know what? You're a lot better looking than the guy I was going to have

a date with, so it works out for me.

Is it any close to your fantasies that you had?

Way better.

Way better.

Fuck yeah.

Have you ever been with an older woman before?

No.

Thank you.

And you're not allowed to come yet, by the way. I'm trying not to. Uh -huh.

I have a lot more planned for you.

Mm -hmm.

Oh, no.

Wow. Is your parents' bedroom down that way?

Mm -hmm. Yeah.

You doing good?

Uh -huh.

You do that one more time?

Mm -hmm.

I've had someone do that before.

Mm -hmm.

I love parents' bedrooms.

Yeah.

Why don't we go there?

I can't believe I'm actually doing this in here.

Yeah.

It is naughty, isn't it?

Very.

I love you.

I'm very sure about this.

Oh,

fuck.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. What's that feel?

Oh, that feels so good.

Oh, my God. Your dick is so good. Fuck.

pussy kill baby.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Fuck.

Oh my god, yes.

Oh, fuck.

Fuck.

Oh my god, that's fucking good. Oh my god, yeah.

Oh, my God, yeah. Oh, my God, I gave you that fucking dick, yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

my God, yes. Oh, you're so fucking good, baby. Oh, God.

Ew, ew, ew.

I was wasting time with those apps when I couldn't fucking do this all the time.

Oh, my God. Just like that.

Like that.

Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.

Oh,

my God.

You're doing a good job.

I'm doing such a good job, baby.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck.

I can't even get a good fucking dick. Oh, my God.

Oh. Oh.

Oh my God. Oh my

God.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh my

god,

fuck me just like that baby, oh fuck.

Oh, my God. You're still

doing

a good job.

No, God, you're doing such a good job. You're making up for that shitty date

that you had. Yeah, you definitely are.

More than that.

Oh, my God.

I'm glad that guy stood me up so I could come fuck you instead.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, God.

Oh, you.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Yes, baby.

Fuck.

Is that what you want? That's what I fucking want, baby.

Oh, my

God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yeah.

Oh my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

fuck.

Yeah, baby. Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Oh, fuck, yes.

oh my god

Fuck.

I can't be in here. Oh, my God. I can't take this.

Oh, my God, yes.

Oh, thank God.

Oh,

my God.

Oh, yes.

Do you know where your stepmom's fiber here is?

It's in the desk behind me. Yeah. You want it? I do want it. Why don't you get

it for me, baby?

Okay.

This is gross.

Yeah, it doesn't feel good.

Oh, fuck.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

You don't want me to come?

No, I don't want my face to be... Oh, I don't want you to come over here.

Is it still good?

Oh, it's good.

Oh, my God.

Oh, no.

I'm gonna shoot your head all over my fucking face.

Yeah,

I want that fucking look.

Oh, my God.

Can you imagine if my parents walked in there?

Oh, hell, it's good that they're out right now.

I was being a little naive. I know a few things about sex.

A few things. Just a little bit. Our generation's a little different.

I think so.

But, yeah, I'm impressed.

You should probably get cleaned up and get out of here, because guess what?

They're not gone for the weekend. They're only gone for a couple hours.

Oh. Oh, fuck. Okay.

I guess I've got to get out of here. We've both got to get out of here.