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Yeah,
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so my name's Parker, and I'm here
because I'm single and looking for a
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girlfriend.
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I've tried the usual ways of finding a
girl, but it doesn't seem to work yet.
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That's the reason why I'm here.
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Basically, I'm supposed to go on a date
with Sarah, but...
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Before I can get there, I have to go on
a date with her mom, Miss Morgan.
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And we'll see how that goes. If it's
anything like the last date, then it
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be a good day.
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My name is Millie Morgan.
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I'm 45 years old, and I'm here to find
someone sweet and kind to date my
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daughter. If I could pick out my ideal
guy for Sarah, I'd have to pick someone
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who's very similar to a younger version
of my husband. I feel like that type of
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man would really be able to provide for
her. We were actually at a drum circle
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by the beach, and, you know, he was
leading the chant, and...
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I just was smitten the way that the
stars were sparkling in his eyes in the
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moon. I just knew that the stars had
crossed, and I had finally met my
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Well, hopefully, Parker is exactly who
you're looking for. Are you ready to
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him? I think so.
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Awesome. All right, come with me.
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Let's go.
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Hi. It's such a pleasure to meet you.
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I'm Parker, likewise.
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Oh, my God.
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I can feel the good energy vibrating off
of your aura.
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I really want a guy with good vibes to
date my daughter.
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Yeah, I mean, I'd like to say I'm pretty
good vibes. Pretty chill.
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That's great.
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So, I was thinking for our date, we
could focus on self -care.
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I think it's so vital to Norris, not
only the body, but also the spirit.
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Yeah, okay. Sounds cool.
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Amazing. So, I was thinking we'd start
with a palm reading, and then we'd
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that up with a hot stone massage so that
we can realign your energy.
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Sounds great.
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Let's go.
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Okay, yeah. Come have a seat.
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Oh, wow.
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I can see that you have a really
impressive love line.
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Oh. And you see the spacing between your
fingers?
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Mm -hmm. That means that you're both
driven and passionate, which is
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That's really important to my daughter.
You know, she's really passionate about
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art, painting.
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I'm envisioning the aura of our date as,
like, this deep purple hue, you know,
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saturated with empathy and deep respect.
So I think we're off to a great start.
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I can see that you have a very calming
energy about you.
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That's wonderful.
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Yeah.
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So, how about we begin the massage now?
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Yeah, sure.
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Right here?
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I'm going to need you to go ahead and
take off your shirt.
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I'm going to take mine off, too.
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You are?
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Yeah. It's perfectly natural.
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It'll help us realign our energies
better.
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Okay.
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That man clearly lives a very healthy
and active lifestyle.
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I actually, I was a little embarrassed,
but I kind of wanted to ask him if I
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could borrow his abs to do my washing
later.
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How's that pressure? Is that good?
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Yeah, it was good.
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Oh, wow.
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Your muscles are quite tight.
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You carry a lot of tension in your
shoulders.
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I'll work this out together.
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You might have some stagnant energy
stored at the base of your spine.
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Is that bad?
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I think we can't work out together.
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Okay.
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Okay, so for the next part of the
massage, I'm going to need you to take
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pants off.
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Underwear, too.
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Are you sure?
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Oh, yes.
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It's perfectly normal.
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There's nothing to be embarrassed of.
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Being naked is beautiful.
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Okay. Yeah.
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We help you.
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Thank you.
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Too hot?
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No, no, no. It's different.
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Well, I would have definitely not
expected a hot stone on a hot day.
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It's a lot hotter than I would expect it
to be, so...
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Start a more traditional approach.
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Then her hands traveled upwards a bit
and started grazing my balls.
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Didn't really know where she wanted to
take this, but I started getting hard
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I was hoping she wouldn't notice.
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Then I also kind of wanted her to notice
to see where it would go.
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You know, it was the time of the massage
where he's supposed to turn over, and I
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wasn't sure if he was going to, but I
really, really wanted him to.
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And then when I saw him turn around and
his giant cock was just staring me in
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the face,
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Hey, I was shocked.
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What an understatement.
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Wow.
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That was quite an impressive call.
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Thank you.
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I was very surprised how quickly it
escalated, especially because we were
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outside.
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Any of the neighbors could have looked
over the wall and seen us.
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Yeah, I knew we were going to fuck.
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Isn't the date over, though?
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Oh, no.
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I need to reset your sexual energy
immediately.
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We're going to fuck.
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What kind of mother would I be if I
passed along a man of low vibrational
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to my daughter?
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Of course I had to test him out first. I
have to make sure that his chakras are
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aligned, that he doesn't have a low root
vibrational energy.
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That could just ruin all her shadow work
that she's been working on.
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Okay.
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Do we want to go inside, maybe?
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Yeah.
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Come with me.
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I guess we're doing this again.
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Thank you.
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Oh.
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I like your energy.
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Oh, she's fucking amazing.
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Can
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you
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rub your fucking face?
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If you make me come, you might realize
my sacral chakra.
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fuck gimme oh fuck
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Yeah.
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Much as I like your lifestyle, and I
appreciate the massage and the palm
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reading, I just... I don't think it's
for me.
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I don't think I'm gonna date Sarah.
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Alright. I understand.
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I mean, our lifestyle's not for
everyone, but... I didn't tell you that
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got a pretty short lifeline, so... In
the end, it's your loss.
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Wait.
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What do you mean I have a short
lifeline?
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Should I be worried about that?
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