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I don't know how long you can stay
because my kids might be home soon,
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That's okay.
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What are you doing?
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Well, the date went so well, I thought
we should take it to the next step.
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Oh, no.
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I really want to take it slow. You know,
you American men, you like to move so
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fast and then you're on to the next
girl.
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Oh, that's not true. At least not in
this case.
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I was actually...
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Thinking of making you my girlfriend.
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Oh, no.
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Again, I want to take things really
slow.
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I am already a widow. I have kids.
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And like I said, American men are so
horny. They get you pregnant and then
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they're gone before you can say hello.
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Look, I'm different. And I want to prove
that to you.
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So there's this challenge.
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called No Nut November, that Americans
do, and you resist jerking off or
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nutting for a whole month.
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Hmm. Explain what jerk off and nut mean.
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Oh, um, well, like, pleasure yourself
and...
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I want to do it.
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Okay, well, um,
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are you sure you...
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Know what that means?
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Uh... Like, have you even masturbated?
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See, you don't even know what you're
missing.
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Um... Okay, fine.
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Then show me.
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Are you sure?
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Yes. You're really sure?
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Yes. Hurry up before someone finds out.
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Okay, well, we gotta pull up your dress.
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Um... Okay.
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Like that?
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Yeah. Spread your legs.
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Oh, okay.
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You sure you want to do it?
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Mm -hmm.
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Here we go right from your side.
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It's okay for it to move, babe.
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Just relax.
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Oh, my God.
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Are you about to cum?
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I think so.
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Yeah? Yes.
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What happened?
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Well, that's the challenge.
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You're not supposed to cum.
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What a mean challenge.
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And kind of exciting.
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I should probably keep going.
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Yeah, probably.
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Bye. Bye.
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Have a good day.
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What are you doing here? I told you I
have stuff to do.
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You know I want one of those amazing
cucumber sandwiches you make.
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Can't you make it yourself?
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Not like you do.
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Michael.
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Americans. You can't do anything for
yourself, but... Fine.
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A quick snack, and then you have to go.
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Okay. Okay? Alright.
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Okay.
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Wow.
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Nice cucumber you got there.
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Hmm? Is it fresh?
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I think so.
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You should lick it.
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You know, to see if it's fresh.
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Yeah. And, like, really lick it. Like,
down from the bottom, like, all the way
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to the top. It's like a lollipop.
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And then take your other two fingers
and, like, go from the back.
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Slowly.
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Actually, make it into, like, caress it
up and down. Just go.
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Yeah. Like that. Yeah.
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The toothbrush.
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Faster.
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Yeah, put it in between your tits.
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Yeah, yeah, and then up and down really
fast.
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Just like that, yeah.
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Oh my gosh, I see what you're doing. Can
you really not think of anything else?
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Oh, I mean, it's a really nice cucumber,
and I needed a toothbrush.
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Look, just give me a blowjob really
quick.
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You can't just leave me with this boner.
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I can't. It's against the rules.
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Just help me out. Come on.
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Look, it's not against the rules if you
do it.
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Okay, but we have to hurry because my
parents could be here any minute. Right,
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yeah. It'll be really fast, I promise.
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Are you sure this is okay?
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Yeah, that's definitely a good idea.
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Okay.
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Like that?
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Just like that.
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Put more in your mouth.
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Yeah, like that.
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Yeah. Deeper.
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Yeah.
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Even deeper.
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Put it all the way to the back of your
throat.
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Yeah, just like that.
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Yeah, you're doing great.
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That's how you get good in practice.
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Faster. Just like that.
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That's perfect.
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Yeah, and then just stick your tongue
out while you're doing it to make sure
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it's fresh.
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See,
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you're doing great.
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Perfect.
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So you're doing so well.
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Yeah, it's helping a lot.
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I think I can get through November now.
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Can I go faster?
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Yeah, faster.
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Yeah, just keep doing that and I'll
come.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Oh, yeah.
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Yes, like that. See, I'm going to come.
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Yeah. Oh, wait.
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It's against the rules.
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Oh, yeah.
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You're right.
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Okay. Are you better now?
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Yeah. It feels so much better.
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Wait, we have to be quiet because my
family is leaving.
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I'm just happy I finally got an
invitation.
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So I don't have to keep coming up with
excuses to be in your house.
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Well, we have been doing this silly
challenge for almost a month now.
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I guess it's made me more comfortable.
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I think I might be ready to be your
girlfriend.
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Really? Mm -hmm.
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And I even have a surprise for you.
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Okay.
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Wow.
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Oh,
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I'm so excited.
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So good.
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You're doing it right.
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Yeah.
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Am I doing it right?
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Yeah.
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Here, let me show you.
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Is that okay?
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Well, we're boyfriend and girlfriend
now, so we can do whatever we want.
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What do you mean by that?
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Well, I mean, I don't want to lose the
challenge, but... Oh, no, I feel
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guilty now.
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I don't want you to throw away all the
effort you put in.
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Well, no.
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It's okay.
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We can play around with each other,
being boyfriend and girlfriend.
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Will you show me?
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Yeah, like this.
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Are you sure?
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so I can take my clothes off.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Hmm.
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Yeah.
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It's being good, right?
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This is what it's all about, huh?
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Yeah
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