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Okay, fine. I guess that's gonna happen again, but you could at least, you know,

say it in a nicer tone, maybe?

Wow, alright. Well, I guess I'll see you when you're home, and maybe you'll be

in a better mood.

Alright, bye.

Ugh! What a dick!

What, Dad? Being an asshole again, huh?

When is your dad not being an asshole?

I swear to God, ever since we got together, it's like he would sweep for

month. And now he's just, his tone, everything is always rude. I swear he's

running around with his secretary.

I mean, my mom broke up with him for a reason.

So, you know, he is an asshole and that's just who he is.

I just, I don't know. I feel like I'm so good to him. I treat him so well. I'm

loyal. And he just, every day he talks to me like I'm a piece of trash.

I'm like, okay.

I don't deserve this. You don't. You don't deserve that at all.

You should be with someone better.

At least get back at him.

Somehow.

Okay. What were you thinking?

I mean... I don't know. You're here.

I'm here.

You're his kid. He would probably be pretty mad if you and I

planned something together.

Wait.

Like, cause he's not that well endowed, but, you know, I've seen through your

pants that you might be, you might be a little jealous.

Thinking that we could, uh.

I mean, that would be like the best way in the world. My dad is an asshole and

I've not liked him for a long time, so this would be pretty funny.

I mean, he's probably fucking his secretary as we speak.

I wouldn't doubt it.

Yeah, he just left.

Yeah, he's a little player.

Let's fuck it. Let's get back at him.

This is pretty amazing, though. Like, your dad has got nothing on you.

Oh, really?

Wow.

I would have thought, you know, like, father like son.

Uh -uh. Not even a little.

Something like that?

No.

That would come from the other side of the family.

Just the last thing, yeah.

Either way.

Mmm.

It's your dad. What?

I think I'm going to answer it.

No, no, no, no. Yeah, yeah, no, no. I've got this. I've got this.

Hi,

honey.

What? Oh, no, nothing. What do you need?

Oh, yeah, I totally picked up your soup.

You're so crazy.

Totally, yeah.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Oh, no, me and your son are just having a little lunch.

Banana sundaes.

That's so good.

All right, honey, I'll talk to you when you get home.

Bye.

Make me face fucker.

Bossy just like your dad.

Much better than your dad.

He never does that.

Let's see.

Take a picture and send it to my dad. Or just give him a nice big kiss when he

walks in.

Cheers.