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And I got marshmallows.

The softest and sweetest treat of them all.

Soft and sweet like my women. Oh yeah.

This is going to be the best camp out ever.

Maybe we should all move it to North Pole.

Isn't it?

What is this here?

Oh god, is that the night?

Hey dad.

Hey boy.

This is my son Ricky. This is friend Juan.

They do this camp out thing every year.

Which apparently is tonight.

But why is it inside?

Well, bats tend to be attractive to me, so it's best for me to stay in at night.

Now.

Okay. Okay, look.

I say the boys have downstairs, Brittany and I have upstairs.

Now that you're both in college, I'm sure that there's no need for me to

you to be quiet and respectful.

Okay, okay.

Yeah. Oh.

well that one thing look i'm usually much much better it's those guys

it's like it's such a distraction

we can try again in a few

minutes

You're not mad.

No, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

Too late!

Too late!

It was so loud.

I can't believe they made those puppies stop. Oh my god.

I bet this is what the whole thing feels like.

I'm hoping so.

You guys need to be quiet in there.

We're sorry.

Nothing? What are you doing in our tent anyways?

Well, I'm sorry. I was trying to sleep and you guys are making so much noise.

Trying to sleep already?

Dude, your dad has no stamina.

Yeah, he's nothing like you boys.

Oh, God.

Two hard cocks in this house.

oh wow

Here to touch them.

You like those?

Yeah.

You both have a little helping problem.

I'll take care of that for you guys.

Britney!

Hey.

Why are you in the tent?

I was just stretching my legs and the boys wanted to show me their comic.

Huh.

All right.

I'll see you when you get back upstairs.

Boys,

don't keep her up all night.

Thank you.