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Oh, hi sweetheart, you're home.

Oh, don't go into the kitchen right now.

Mommy kind of made a mess in there.

I was trying out this new zucchini vegan meatloaf recipe that I found online

and, well, I think it came out okay, but it's kind

of a disaster zone in there right now.

Oh, but don't worry. I made beef pot roast for you and your father.

Oh, but wait a minute.

You're usually home a lot earlier.

Where were you, sweetheart?

Urgent care?

Wait, isn't that the place where people go to a doctor's without an appointment

that's, you know, cheaper than an emergency room?

Oh my god, sweetheart.

Are you okay? What's wrong?

What?

Broken heart?

Sweetheart, wait a minute.

You went to urgent care for a broken heart?

Sorry, I mean...

Mommy doesn't mean to laugh, but I don't think you're supposed to go to urgent

care for a broken heart.

You thought you were going to die?

Oh, son, no.

No, no, you're not going to die from a broken heart.

Oh, sweetheart.

Who broke your heart?

Who broke your heart? A boy like you?

Come on, then.

Come on and sit down and tell mommy. Here, here.

Come sit right here.

Come and tell mommy.

So what happened?

The girl you were seeing broke up with you?

I'm so sorry, sweetheart.

But why?

I mean, you guys looked so cute together and you always seemed like you were

having so much fun.

don't want to tell mommy.

Why?

Oh, it's embarrassing.

Listen, son, I'm sure that you didn't do anything wrong and there's no reason to

be embarrassed around me.

I'm your mom. You can tell me anything.

So come on, just tell me what happened.

up with you because you're... because your

dick is too big?

I don't understand. What do you mean?

It's too big?

She left you for someone with a smaller dick?

No, no, no, that's not true. No, no. I promise you.

I promise you, you'll be able to date again.

That's... Girls don't... Girls don't break up with guys over

their dick being too big.

If anything, it's the other way around.

I mean, sure, us ladies like to say that size doesn't matter, but... But,

sweetheart, we just do that to make guys with, you know, smaller dicks. I feel

better. Size does matter.

From the sounds of it, that girl must not be all there in the

head.

Too big.

Wait a minute, sweetheart.

How big is it?

You don't know?

and you've never, like, measured it?

Well, I mean, I... I'm sorry, but mommy's gotta know now. Mommy's gotta

big it is. I've never heard of a girl breaking up with someone because their

dick is too big.

Okay, son, how about you go sit in the living room, okay?

mommy's gonna go find the tape measure and junk drawer and We're gonna

We're gonna figure out just how big this thing is, okay?

Okay, just go just go sit in the living room and just make yourself comfortable.

Okay, mommy will be right there Okay

sweetheart, um bad news I um

i couldn't find the tape measure um i think your father probably used it last

and didn't put it away where it belongs just like he always does um so

listen are you are you sure that you don't know how big it

is no okay see

mommy this is kind of a piqued mommy's curiosity, and I kind of

can't quite let this go.

So, how about this?

Crazy idea, but, you know, mom has a good

eye for being able to tell how big something is just by looking at it.

Maybe you can just, you know, show me?

Oh, sweetheart. I know it's weird and awkward to show that to your mom.

Yes, I know that is, but... Oh, son, just know I love you so much.

And you're perfect, okay? You're perfect.

And I won't love you any less because your dick is too big.

It's okay. I'm your mom, okay? Just... Just...

Just show me.

Yeah?

Okay.

Oh, my God.

No, no, no. No, no, it's not too big. No, no, sweetheart.

Mommy wasn't expecting it to be so big, but it's not too big.

My God.

What?

You did what?

Train ticket to Montana for a penis reduction?

Oh, sweetheart, no, no, no, you can't do that.

What? Montana?

Really? There's a state -of -the -art in penis reduction?

The place with all the ranchers and the cowboys and the cattle?

Oh, my God.

Really, sweetheart?

Oh, my God.

What are all those cowboys packing up there?

Sweetheart, you can't go to Montana.

No, no, no, no. You can't.

No, no, no. I promise. I promise. You'll be able to date again.

I mean, a girl would be lucky to have that.

The girl you were seeing is crazy. Don't listen to her. Don't let her body shame

you, sweetheart.

My God.

Sweetheart, you can't go to Montana. You can't.

Get a penis reduction.

You'll regret it.

Oh my God, no. I can't say that. I can't tell him that. I can't tell him that I

want him to fuck me.

I'm his mother.

Oh my God, I'm so awful for even thinking that. I'm such a bad mom for

thinking that. That's so wrong.

Fucking my own son.

But if I don't, he's going to leave.

He's gonna leave and he's gonna get a penis reduction.

He's gonna go to Montana and get a penis reduction. I can't let him do that.

I can't let him do that.

I need to fuck him.

I want him to fuck me. I want him to fuck me. Son, I want you to fuck me.

Yes.

Yes, Mommy just said that. Oh, my God.

Sweetheart.

I need that.

Oh, my God, I need that.

And you do, too.

You do too. You need to know that that's not too big.

And that any woman would be lucky to have that. And you can't get a penis

reduction, sweetheart.

Mommy needs that.

You need that.

And Mommy wants that.

Oh, shit.

Wait a minute.

Your father. He just got out of work like 20 minutes ago.

Oh, no.

We don't have time.

We don't have time.

You're gonna go to Montana and get a penis reduction.

Oh, no.

Maybe with, like, traffic and stuff, maybe we have some time.

Or maybe I can call him, see where he's at, right?

Think we have enough time?

Oh, that app.

Oh, you're right, that app. That app that we have on the car.

Oh, my God, sweetheart.

Good thinking.

Okay. Let's see where he's at.

Where is he?

Okay.

Okay, the app says that we have about 15 minutes.

Oh, that's enough time. That's enough time to do the deed and show you that

your penis is not too big. It's perfect.

And 15 minutes. Maybe mommy will set a timer for 15 minutes.

But we can't go a second over 15 minutes because if your father gets back, we

are fucked.

And not the good kind of fucked.

Will I leave you like 14 minutes just to be safe?

Yeah. In case we hurt.

14 minutes.

I'm setting the timer.

Right now.

Oh my god, Sonia. You have such a

fucking magnificent cock.

I wish mommy could start off nice and slow with you, but we don't have enough

fucking time for that.

Mommy just wants to spit and slobber and fucking suck your cock.

Oh, fucking deep throat it.

Oh, that's right, that's right. You like it when mommy does that, huh?

That sounds fucking better than the way that girl did it, huh?

Oh, that fucking cute fucking bitch of a girl. But did she only ever just

fucking put her mouth around the tip?

Mommy can do so much fucking better.

So much better.

That's right, son.

I can take care of your monster fucking cock.

Oh, that's right.

Let me fucking know. My fucking throat is going to hurt tomorrow so much.

That's right. My throat is going to be so fucking sore tomorrow. I have to

fucking take care of this massive fucking cock of yours.

But you know what they say.

You know what they say, if you're not sorry, you didn't do it right.

Oh, my

God, Simon.

Mom, I could fucking do this for an hour.

I could just spit and slobber all over your fucking cock for a whole hour.

We don't have enough fucking time.

We don't have enough fucking time.

And mommy wants you to lick her pussy before you fucking slide this monster

fucking cock in me.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, sweet boy.

Like mommy good.

Like mommy good.

That's it. Where's your dada?

All right, he's gonna swallow trouble apart.

Okay.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God, son.

Why are you so good at that?

Why are you so good at that?

Oh, why did you learn to lick pussy so good?

Oh, fuck.

Big massive cock and knows how to give head.

Oh, son.

Oh, fuck. Any girl would be lucky to have you.

Fuck.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. That's right, boy.

Fuck.

Yeah. Come on, fucking pussy. All nice and wet and sloppy.

wet and juicy before you slide that fucking steak cock in me, oh, fuck, oh,

yeah, son, fuck, that feels so good, so fucking good, oh, it feels so fucking

good, oh, yeah, yeah,

yeah, show mommy how much you fucking love her with that tongue, yeah, fuck.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I wish I could just sit on your face all fucking day.

Mommy wishes she could just sit on your face all fucking day. You're so good at

that. You're so good at that, son.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, God.

Let's do it. Oh,

fuck. Okay.

Okay, he just turned to right.

On Glory St.

fucking Avenue.

Alright, son. We gotta start fucking now.

Come on.

I'm gonna stuff this big beautiful cock fucking deep inside me and ride you.

Would you like that?

Yeah?

I'm gonna ride you like a cowboy rides his horse in Montana.

isn't too big, oh, fuck, son, your cock isn't too big, it's fucking perfect, oh,

my God, it's fucking perfect, oh, fuck, oh, my God, oh,

fuck, son, oh, oh, yeah, oh, fuck,

oh, oh, that feels so fucking good, oh, my God, that feels so fucking good, oh,

fucking deep inside,

I feel so fucking good.

I feel like I died and went to fucking heaven.

Oh, my God.

Except we're not dead yet.

We'd probably fucking go to hell for what we're doing right now.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

You're so fucking perfect.

You're so fucking perfect.

Oh, fuck. Mommy loves you.

Mommy loves you and your thick, beautiful fucking cock.

I wish I could fuck you all day.

Oh, mommy, I wish I could fuck you all day.

Oh,

fuck. Oh,

son. Oh, son, that's so fucking good. Oh, your cock is so fucking good.

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

shit. Okay, your dad just banged a left on 69th Street Northwest.

Fuck. Fuck.

You gotta switch positions, son.

Oh, fucking quick. What do you want next?

Oh, fuck, son.

Great choice of positions.

Great choice of positions.

Flip it, mommy, over.

Fucking doggy.

Oh, I'm thrusting that fucking cock back inside me.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck, that feels so good.

fucking love it, oh, me fucking loves your massive fucking cock deep inside

oh, my God, so deep inside me, so deep inside me, Zana, oh, fuck, oh, your

massive fucking throbbing cock is dancing with my cervix, you're fucking

deep, oh, oh, fuck, oh, my God, yeah,

oh, I'm trying to give it to me, I'm trying to give it to fucking mommy, oh,

God,

we're gonna have to fucking take a trip up to Montana, fuck, and take a little

vacation up there, oh, that's right, fuck, we'll have to stand out there, oh,

with ticket signs, oh, to end fucking body shaming, and big dick shaming, oh,

and fucking penis reductions, that's right, oh, that's right, no one should

have to fucking get their penis reduced, no, no,

That's a fucking sin.

That's a fucking sin to get a fucking penis reduction. Oh, my God.

That's right, son.

Maybe he can go hang out with those big dick fucking cowboys.

That's right, we can team up with them and protest all the fucking penis

reduction fucking clinics that they have up there.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck, son. Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck.

Fuck, fuck, yeah.

Oh, yeah, give it to me.

Oh, give it to me. Oh, give it to me. The fucking mash is fucking strong.

Oh, there's a deep, fucking deep in me, deep in me.

Let's try it in and out, in and out, in and out. In and out.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck, son.

You fucked me so fucking good.

You fucked me so good, son.

Oh, my God. Yes, that's right.

Fuck me like a dog.

Fucks another dog in heat.

That's right.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck it with me.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Where's your father at now?

Oh, fuck.

Oh, no, son.

He's at the fucking stoplight.

Oh, about to turn off. Take a turn on the coming him fucking drive.

That's our road.

Oh no.

Oh no, he's gonna be here soon.

Quick, we got time for one more position.

Oh, one more position.

How about, fuck, how about you lay mommy on her fucking back and empty your

balls deep inside me?

Oh my god, I feel so fucking good.

Oh fuck, mommy can't get enough of it. Mommy can't get enough of your fucking

thick cock.

I'm so fucking glad that we live on such a long fucking street.

I'm so glad we live on such a long fucking street.

You got at least a couple more fucking minutes before your dad gets home.

Oh, fuck.

All those fucking speed bumps.

Oh, fuck.

I mean, I hated those fucking speed bumps.

Those fucking speed bumps down our fucking road.

always having to fucking slow down and slowly go over them, but now, oh

no, mommy's so fucking happy that our road's filled with those fucking speed

bumps, because your dad has to fucking constantly slow down and go over them,

my god, your dad's going over all those fucking speed bumps, all those fucking

speed bumps while you're humping your fucking mom,

I've been your fucking mom.

Oh, dressing that big fucking cock.

Oh, that magnificent big dick in your fucking mother.

Oh, my fucking God.

I can't believe you're fucking doing this. I can't believe you're doing this.

Oh, it's so fucking wrong, but it feels so fucking right.

Oh, it's so fucking wrong, but it feels so fucking right.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Please don't get rid of your big dick.

Oh, please don't get a fucking dick reduction.

Oh, don't get a penis reduction, son.

Oh, mommy loves you just the way you are. You're fucking perfect.

You're perfect and your big fucking dick is perfect.

Are you going to cancel that fucking train ticket?

Are you going to cancel that train ticket to Montana?

And stay here with Mommy?

Stay here with Mommy and keep your big fucking dick?

Yeah. Yeah.

Are you going to stay, son? Are you going to stay and keep your fucking big

for Mommy?

Yeah. Oh, fuck.

Oh, that's right.

Oh, Mommy will take good care of you and your big dick, sweetheart.

Mommy will take such good care of you and your big fucking dick.

Oh, shit.

Where is your fucking dad?

Okay.

Okay, he's just... Okay, he's about to drive by Mr. Fucking Cockerham's

fucking house.

Okay, son, he's getting close.

He's getting so fucking close.

Okay. Oh, fuck.

Oh, God, this feels so fucking good. Oh, it feels so fucking good. I don't ever

want... want it to end, son, I don't want this to fucking end, I don't want

to fucking end, I want you to keep fucking me all day, all fucking day, why

couldn't your fucking dad take some fucking overtime today, what the fuck,

my

god, oh my god, where is he, where is he, man, I'm so glad we got this fucking

app,

I didn't get to what the fucking point was when we first fucking got it. I

thought it was weird and creepy to have an app on our fucking car.

You can tell the fucking location wherever the fuck you go.

I'm so fucking glad we got it, though.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Where is he? Where is he? Oh, my God.

He's getting fucking close.

He's getting fucking close.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. He's two fucking houses away.

Son, he's two fucking houses away.

Pull into that fucking driveway any fucking second.

Gotta be fucking quick. Gotta be quick, son. Oh, my God.

Oh, my fucking God. Oh, my fucking God. Oh, fuck.

Oh,

fuck, son.

I didn't see. I didn't see.

Oh, fuck, son.

He's at our fucking driveway. He's at our driveway.

We're gonna probably hear that fucking garage door open any fucking second.

We have to finish, like, right fucking now.

Mommy, let me see the big old fucking cream pie you just gave me.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck, son.

Oh, my God.

Oh, look at all that cum that your big dick and your big old balls just pumped

inside, Mommy.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, fuck. Mommy loves you so much.

Oh, being filled up with all your fucking cum.

Oh, my God.

Okay, well, we can't admire it for too long.

Come on, sweetheart.

Your dad is right outside.

We gotta get cleaned up right now.

Come on, get up.

Oh, fuck.

I need someone to clean this up with.

Oh, wait, no, I can't use my own clothes.

If your dad sees that in the laundry, covered in cum, he's gonna think I've

cheating.

Give me your sock.

Why? Because if he finds your sock in the laundry covered in cum, he's just

going to think you've been masturbating with it and it's not a big deal. Come

on, sweetheart.

Throw me your sock.

Right now.

Thank you.

Oh, fuck.

Here, take that back.

Okay.

We gotta get dressed, like, right now. Hurry up, sweetheart.

Your dad cannot walk in on us like this.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Of course. Why did Mommy have to wear something?

It's hard to put back on today. Oh, Jesus Christ.

Thank God he just like sits in the car and answers a couple texts whenever he

gets home.

What's that? I think I heard his car door shut.

Oh, he's getting out.

Okay.

Get yourself together and go to your room or something.

You're home.

How was work?

Good.

Dinner will be ready in about 25 minutes.

Vegan zucchini meatloaf and beef pot roast.

I am stuffed.

How did everyone like dinner?

Yeah? You liked it? Good.

What about you, sweetheart?

Looks like you liked it.

Glad everybody liked it. Alright.

Let me start cleaning it up.

Oh!

Really?

Aww. How did I get so lucky to have such a wonderful husband like you?

Cleaning up after dinner.

Thank you, sweetheart.

Here you go.

Dessert? I wasn't even thinking about dessert.

What do I want for dessert?

Oh, you know what? I would really love some ice cream.

But we don't have any right now.

Maybe... You could run to the store and get some?

Yeah.

So what do you think, sweetheart?

Do you want Daddy to go run to the store and get us some ice cream?

Yeah.

Okay. Aw, thank you so much.

Oh, which store are you going to go to?

I just want to make sure that they have the good ice cream.

Yeah? Okay.

The one...

Right on the corner.

Okay.

A quick five minute drive away.

Thank you.

Okay, honey. We'll see you when you get back in five minutes.

Okay, son. We have to be quick.

We got five minutes.

Five minutes before Daddy gets back.