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Oh, wow.

Oh, shoot. No way. Did you really get that for me?

Of course, sweetheart.

No way.

It's your special day.

Yeah, I can't believe I graduated today, finally.

I know your father couldn't be here on your big day.

Right. But I'm kind of hoping it feels a little special.

I miss that mom and stuff, but I don't know. I just... Yeah. I want to make it

good day. I'm just so... proud of you and, you know, watching you grow up over

the years and just watching you walk down the aisle.

I'm just so proud of you. I'm so happy for you. Yeah, thank you for even, like,

being so supportive. I mean, you've helped me out all these years with my

homework and all that stuff. I mean, wow.

This is a lot. This is too much. Don't you think?

Oh, come on. You're so worth it.

Like I said, I'm just so proud of you, Jonah.

Oh, my God.

Getting me all happy.

Well, this isn't all I have for you.

What do you mean?

You got me a gift or something?

Well, you said you wanted to be special and your dad's not

here.

Right. He could have made a business call or something.

I thought he would fly in at least, but I mean, whatever. It's not that deep.

I'm sorry. It's okay.

You know, I'm here and I'm going to make up for your dad not being here.

Oh, thanks.

I know you said you didn't want anything for presents, but I did want to

do a little something for you.

Oh, okay. I had a feeling I know what you wanted. You were just a little

to say it.

Yeah, I...

I mean, it is pretty expensive.

I kind of... I don't know. I don't want to burden you with that. Like, the new

console?

Maybe?

It just came out. I mean, it's fine. We can wait until, like, Christmas or

something. That's not a big deal. I don't want you to spend your money,

Well,

no. I didn't get you the console you wanted.

I thought maybe...

You wanted me.

Wait, what?

Huh?

I mean, what are you talking about?

Oh. Come on, Johnny.

For real? Tell me you don't want me.

Wait, but, um, what about my dad and stuff? What do you mean?

Whoa, hold on.

This is... You don't want me kissed?

You're talking about like that?

I'm talking like that.

Holy shit.

Are you serious?

Are you serious?

What if it was me and my daughter or something?

I'm just going to faint.

You don't have to be nervous.

Are you nervous?

Yeah. Nervous to fuck your mom?

For real? Is this like a prank or something?

Is everybody about to pop out of nowhere and surprise me?

Holy fucking shit, no way this is happening.

It's getting fucking sad.

Wait a second.

My friends were looking at you you are really hot

Here we go.

Oh, look.

Such a nice cactus like your father.

You got in the way.

Thank you, Chrissy. Mm -hmm.

Oh!

Thank you.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah.

Fuck.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yes. Oh, God.

anything for that boy.

Perfect.

Can you hold my arm with my legs here?

Excuse me.

Look at me.

Put you right here.

It's a lot.