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Naughty America.

Nobody does it better.

Okay,

so we're good.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Direct flight to New York. I gotta get out of here.

Yeah.

How long?

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Two hours.

Okay.

What's up, Danny?

Hey.

Were you off to another vacation with my dad's money?

Very funny.

All you do is spend his money.

Funny thing about your dad, first of all, you can give him this, because I

be giving him that anymore.

Wait, wait, you're breaking up with my dad?

Five years you've been using him, and now you're just going to up and leave in

the middle of the night?

First of all, it's daytime.

Second of all, your dad?

Just got a letter from the IRS that he's getting audited. And I'm not waiting

around for when he has no money.

Wait, what do you mean, audited? What does that mean?

Audited as in he's going to lose everything, as in not have enough money

for your gym membership.

What? They're going to take my dad's money? No gym membership?

You're kidding, right?

No. Why do you think I'm getting the fuck out?

Oh, my God. Seriously? What am I going to do?

I mean, I've got supplements to buy.

Are you serious?

I could have a talk with him. Who are these people at the IRS? They could just

do that?

Yeah, it's called paying your taxes, and your dad doesn't. So, I'm not sucking

old dick for no reason.

Oh, my God.

I think I'm having, like, an anxiety attack. Seriously?

I don't know what I'm going to do.

You could get a job.

A job?

I'm in the prime of my life. Get a job? Why do you think I look so good because

I don't have a job?

Why don't you go get a job at the gym? I'm going to lose all my gains.

I mean, everything.

Probably.

Where are you going?

New York.

Can I go with you? I can't stay here by myself with that guy. I don't even like

him. Well, the way I make money is a little different than the way you make

money. Well, listen. I can help out any way you need me to help out. You've got

to take me with you.

Please. Please. I don't want to stay here. They're going to take the house.

I have nothing to do.

Look, you're not my kid, so... Come on. I'm begging you.

I'm not a survivor. I won't survive in this environment.

You want to come with me?

Yeah, please, please.

Please. You want to come with me? Why don't you show me how much you want to

come with me?

I'm kind of tired of this second old dick, and that I could use.

And that.

Well, all right.

If this is gonna mean, like, me hanging out and getting the fuck out of here.

Yeah, I mean, but you gotta be good at it.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God, it tastes so good.

I'm going to get it from the back, too.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God, you've got to let me go with you.

Yeah, you can go.

Oh, fuck.

Get up here and bend over.

Oh, fuck.

Naughty America.

Nobody, nobody, nobody does it better.