All language subtitles for LoveIslandS12E48

Tonight, we look back at the last seven
days of vintage villa

action.

That's insane.

Those are some big wieners.

Tempo's flaring.

What is unseen bits, by the way? Does
anyone watch this? I'm actually

Kissing and telling.

That kiss was two words, no good.

Armpit smelling.

No, stop.

No. We've also had superb footwork.

Big up. With a man from South London,
you get me. I love it. What's all the

usual snogging, dancing and dating?

Like me and baked beans?

Nah, never got along with them.

Basically all the things you really
like.

Trust us.

It's going to be special.

I make a perfect mika.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I feel no
pain.

This is Love Island Unseen Best!

That was amazing.

I believe that a change don't come...

Welcome to Love Island Unseen Bets.

I'm whispering because I'm hiding in the
bushes, listening to the mating calls

of the lesser spotted islander.

What a bunch of tits.

Stop it!

No chance, Meg.

We're just getting started.

This is a love...

We've got a lot to get through, so on
your marks, get set... Go!

He just left it.

We throw the whole show up in the air.

Move it all about.

Yeah, your twinkle toes there, man.

Gliding on air. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And we
never quite know what's going to come

out. You got zoomies?

It will leave you speechless.

I was going to say something and I
forgot.

I've forgotten.

Earlier in the week, it looked like
Helena was beginning to trust Harry and

almost fall for him.

Right, not too far though, hang on.

Okay. Three, two... Do it again, do it
again.

I got you. I got you.

What are you doing? You know I got you.
Why are you doing that?

Three, two, one.

Do you think you can do it with me?

No, you're going to drop me.

We'll try it. We'll try it. But don't
let me go too far. Wait, hang on.

Just lean back on me now. Let me see how
heavy you are.

No,

this is a terrible idea.

I think this is a terrible idea.

But we can do it. Okay, just a little
bit.

Do you know what you're doing? No.

What, doing that?

Yeah, like, I'll go under my arms like
that.

OK.

Wait, wait, wait, you're letting me fall
a bit.

Hey, that is awful.

What do you mean?

That's you, not me. You did take one
nipple off as well. I got to, like,

Top tip, next time you play this game,
Helena, don't use Harry's nips as grips.

Here's an unseen bit of Emma and Cash
getting down to some fairly whiskey

business.

Yo, so, Emma, I'm going to talk you
through the process of making eggs,

I'm actually watching.

With a man from South London, you get
me? Mm -hm.

So cool.

You activate the wrist action with the
eggs.

You get me? Scoop it up a little bit,
like you're picking it up and putting it

back down.

Like you're picking up a toddler,
putting it back down for, like, joy. You

me?

Swirl it in a circle like this, one of
these ones.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah. Check your stance. If you really
want to do it like a bad man, you just

fold your arms one time and just riff
action. You get me?

Look into the distance.

Make it look like you're not even trying
to put effort into it.

Better that.

Then get seasoning.

Not season on, seasoning. You get me?
Add a little bit of pepper.

Not too much, though, because we're not
trying to achoo. You get me?

Then, after that, there's the thing
called assault.

You get me?

There's assault.

This clip has all the classic hallmarks
of another kitchen sink drama.

Starring Cash and Emma.

And where's the salt?

Do you want me to look for it?

Um... It'll be somewhere.

Here, you actually just looked like a
man. You didn't even try. It was right

there. Obviously, because you're
shorter, I thought it would be easier

to get a cut. You just want me to get
involved, don't you?

Yeah. Cash couldn't even find a salt.

I thought he was a seasoned chef.

That's a good day in the office.

That was amazing. Thank you.

Most broken sweat.

Well, in the week we saw the kissing
challenge.

The girls had to go along the line of
boys and kiss each one. Without knowing

who it was, the boys had to give them
marks out of ten.

It was really just an excuse for the
islanders to eat each other's faces.

Why are they now getting handsy?

But one diner left very bad reviews.

That kiss was two words. No good. Zero
out of ten. I'll give it a three out of

ten. I'll give that a minus one.

Are you going to complain about all of
them? Which left a very sour taste in

Yasmin's mouth.

His comments, I just thought, were just
rude.

Yes. And they just didn't need to be
that nasty.

But Dijon couldn't be forked.

Dijon!

I'm really sorry you're eating, but can
I grab you for a real quick chat?

I'm sorry, I'm going to have to decline,
Yas. What are you eating?

Some pasta.

Bon appetit.

But what was all the fusilli about that
pasta?

Well,

here's Dijon's recipe for the perfect
pasta.

Step one, choose only the finest
ingredients.

I saw a pasta in the fridge. Is that
yours?

Yeah, I put two up.

Is it?

Yeah. Do you think I can still eat it?
Yeah, it was only yesterday.

Fucking hang.

Sweet, yeah, let's go eat.

Step two, use traditional Italian
cooking technique.

We'll warm these up in the pan.

Step three, choose your dining partners
carefully.

Are you two going to eat all of that?
Yeah.

What?

100%. What, you are? Yeah, I'm starving.

Me and Meg.

No problem, don't worry about your best
pals or anything.

What, do you want some? You can have
some of that. If you want some, you can

have some. I won't have a lot. I'm going
to eat all of it.

I'm going to have some pineapple.

I didn't want any pasta.

Step four, garnish with the finest
leftover sliced turkey.

Oh, D, that part was a fucking joke.

And the finest sauce.

Can you get the perronnese for me,
please, Ty?

Perronnese? Yeah. Are you going to get
perronnese? I'm going to put a little

of perronnese on it.

Step five, serve and enjoy.

This is a joke.

This is so good.

Just give it away when you're full up.

Hey, Terry.

Yo. Do you want this?

Yeah. Go on, then.

What, you done?

I'll leave it here.

Cheers, Dave.

No worries.

Save some for me, guys!

Yasmin was also upset by how Jamie
handled the kissing challenge.

Why is he grabbing everyone's asses?

And in this unseen bit, Boris has
Yasmin's back, but only her back, no

Straight away bro, when you go for a
kiss, straight away again you went down

a kiss.

It's natural, man.

But how, bro? I never go straight away
to the... Straight away.

My first step would be... So she's here.

Yeah, fourth step.

I think fourth.

Sometimes when it's first time, I don't
even go straight away for a kiss, you

know? Because then they're gonna say,
look at this guy, he wanna... He just

wants to grab my eye. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Grabs the booty regardless.

How do you say Betty?

Betty.

Betty. Nyesh.

Huh? Nyesh. Nyesh. Nyesh. It's not
something like... Good morning.

Good morning.

Do you say in America as well that tone?

What? I want that nyesh. Do you know
what nyesh is? We don't say that.

Do you know nyesh? Yeah. What? We don't
say that.

How do you say it?

Ass. Ass. Booty.

Ass booty.

I know booty, yeah. And that unseen clip
was a real booty.

The entire world of social media kicked
up a stink last week when we saw Harry

and Helena's relationship in the pits.

Am I... No, I'm not even honking, look.

Yes, you're not.

Are you sure it's in the gym?

No. Oh.

Fair amount.

What is going on with armpit sniffing
thing and dot, dot, dot, rolling on the

floor laughing emoji?

Armpit sniff. What in the hell?

Face vomiting emoji.

Get your nose out of that pit.

Nose emoji.

Face with tears of joy emoji.

If you're attracted to your partner's
smell, you're more likely to be

biologically compatible.

Smiley face with heart eyes emoji.

Smiley face with heart eyes emoji.

Smiley face with heart eyes emoji.

Well, just for you guys, we have sniffed
out some more unseen pets.

And there are some real humming
humdingers.

Are your armpits honking the gaff up? I
think they actually might be honking the

gaff up.

They are a bit, actually, to be fair.

Oh, babe, you're fucking honking it up.

Oh, babe, give me another sniff of that.
That's fucking unreal.

No.

Come on, come on, come on, come on. Let
me have another whiff of that.

I need another whiff of that now.

That's fucking naughty stuff. Come on,
come on.

What the fuck?

Did you have another one?

Have a sniff.

Helena is totally owning her odious
odour. Good on her. She should win a

When he came into the villa, Jamie told
everyone that he was an electrical

engineer, but it turns out if you
actually ask him nicely, he will dance

cash. I taught him some footwork.

What's that for? Go on, Jamie!

Come on, come on.

Not as quick as that, though.

Would you ever do strictly?

Yeah, I would. My friends dance
strictly, but they're very, like...

very... It's not especially what they
do.

I'm trying to think of what else I could
show you.

So go hop together like that.

Yeah, you've got good feet. OK.

Tap, tap, tap.

I feel like by the time you do football,
I've got gross footwork.

OK, hurry up here. Let's have a look at
that.

You'll be eating your work.

I'll jump and then put my foot that way
and then put it straight.

OK, OK, OK.

Tap, tap, tap. I just slap my leg for
effect. It's not even that. You don't

to do that.

You're actually good at it. Mm -hmm.

Oh, I feel like it. I think you've got
some moves in you. You know how to do

that, Dan. Do you know what it is? It's
this part that's the most complicated.

So, together.

Boom.

Then, like, go here. Boom.

And here.

Oh, okay, that's not great.

I've already forgotten my chord.

This is fucking hard. Like, you jump
forward.

Oh, like... There we go.

So... Like, in front of you. Here.

I'll learn another time.

Good idea, Jamie, as they say. If at
first you don't succeed, give up.

Here's an unseen clip of Helena walking
the walk.

A very long walk as it goes in order to
talk the talk with Harry.

out after the break

what's

going on here guys oh my god is that
nice welcome back to unseen bits where

boris is being a right pain in the neck
to die you know that moment bro when you

can't continue fatigue so you switch
hands

And the feel -good moments keep coming.
It's Love Island Unseen Bits.

Our islanders have been away from home
for a while now and have totally lost

track of time.

Connor thinks it's Movember for crying
out loud.

Isn't it interesting where Russia is?

It's a totally immersive experience and
all of our islanders are fully

interactive. I'm going to click the
button here when I click the belly

Whatever, I'm just going to click it. If
you want normal conversation, you need

to click button. But we're not pressing
that button, Boris. On this show, we

don't really do normal, which makes it
flipping fun to watch.

So couple up, because on this show,
three is not the magic number.

I've never had a tree though.

I think I would want to have a
threesome.

Oh, my God. Get me out of this
conversation.

Earlier,

we saw Helena making a long walk over to
Harriet the David.

Well, here's... I'm next.

Oh, girl.

Oh, my God.

Jesus Christ.

Oh my God.

Have a bit of sympathy, Harry. The poor
woman has just collapsed with exhaustion

after all that walking.

After flipping out in the garden
earlier, Jamie crashed out of Cash's

class. But thankfully, Cash was still
able to hurry on.

Down.

Out.

Down. Out. But I just don't think I'll
ever be able to dance like this, like,

my life.

Ah! Okay, okay, what else, what else?
I've got to add a bit to it now, come

Like a... Yeah.

Rehearsals are over, Harry.

You need to show what you've learned to
the toughest judge of them all, Dijon.

Forget all the naysayers! Forget all the
people who said you couldn't do this!

Do this. Do this.

Do this. Do this. Do this. Do this. Do
this. Do this. Do this. Do this. Do

Do this. Do this. Do this. Do this. Do
this. Do this.

Do this.

That's a joke.

Man, I left for ten minutes, man, and
you were just... You were an amateur

I left. Yeah, no, that's a joke.

Good effort, Harry, but when it comes to
busting moves, I think we can all agree

that no -one busts themselves better
than Jamie.

Should actually be three in the morning.

Here's an exclusive unseen bit of Angel
and Emma, and guess what?

They're talking about their
relationships.

I do feel like that.

I do feel like... ..even after the chat,
there is still some, like, random

little, like... You know, you look at
someone... Yeah.

..and, obviously, I... Ah!

It went right in your head.

Is it there? No, it's gone, it's gone.

It's... Islanders get scared by
something!

What was I saying?

Tell me about your chats, though.

Like, how were they? Like, were they
good?

Electric?

Safe, flirty.

Why is it flying to me?

That wasp has got his stingers out.

Is it gone? It's got its stingers out.

Oh, my God, what is that?

Get out.

I think we've all enjoyed watching Yaz
and Jamie growing closer together this

week, but how much do they really like
each other?

Let's find out. I think you're going to
like this.

Every day we get a little bit closer to
one another.

And it's nice.

It's almost reassuring because one day
I'll think, oh, I wish Yaz would do

And then, like, the following day, you
actually do it. You know what I mean?

Like, I thought just, like, about, like,
a waffle.

Like, the way you, like, would make
waffles. I'm like, oh, I wonder if she'd

bring it to me one time.

And then literally, like, five minutes
later, you did. So I was like, wow.

it's good.

It's almost like you're reading my mind.
Like, I don't know what kind of spell

you told me or something, but, like, it
can read my mind.

But, yeah, like, obviously.

i'm starting to like like you more and
more each day yeah i feel like we're

heading in a healthy direction yeah
definitely i feel like what's nice about

is like you're so caring but like not
just about me like about like tony

shakira like you're just you're saying
yeah i was gonna say like you're so good

to them as well and i i love that
because and i think like they appreciate

as well obviously

But I just think, like, that's so nice.
Oh, OK. That's so nice.

Definitely. Yeah.

I feel like, you know, like, definitely.

Keep grafting, Jamie, as according to my
count, you like Yasmin more than twice

as much as she likes you.

Like.

It is a totally untrue fact that Boris
is a trained masseuse, but he never lets

the facts get in the way of a good
unseen clip.

Here he is putting his talent to the
test.

I make perfect massage for her.

She's in seven heaven. I need to arrange
something.

I just need baby oil.

The fuck, how many things are here, bro?

Here, I don't know. There's not going to
be a thing.

Here's baby oil. I found it.

The only thing I'm going to do is... I
don't want anyone to

see me.

Okay, she's gonna be like this. I can do
like this. Let me try.

Oh, not possible.

Like this.

Billy. What's up?

You forgot about that you're having a
scheduled massage right now.

Oh, LOL.

Of course. Oh my days.

Oh, you're in safe hands.

As you know, my hands are safe.

And soft.

And soft.

It's strictly professional juice
massage, nothing else. Okay.

So, as you know, I made a course for
massage like a few years ago, for

massage.

If I like someone, I'm going to make
even a massage.

You know what? When I get massages, I
hate the music they play.

Really? Yeah, and I like very, like,
chill songs anyway.

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Walking like that.

Like penguins.

Welcome back to Love Island Unseen Bits,
where we are taking a walk on the wild

side.

These unseen clips will hit you where it
hurts.

Did you hit yourself?

No.

And have you bust in shape?

All right, so down, in, up.

There we go, like that.

OK. Yeah, so tap, tap, tap.

Oh, man, that's quick.

As we follow our Islanders' movement
very closely indeed.

Normally I wake up, have a poop. That's
it.

And then before I go to bed, I poop.
Yeah, night poop too.

Yeah. Kind of let it all out.

Morning poop before you shower.

Yeah. And after a long day, poop.

Yeah. The best poop. I hope they're not
recording.

We're recording it all, Shakira. That's
the whole point.

After all, this is Love Island Unseen
Shabbit.

Here's an unseen clip of Tony trading
transatlantic talk with our fellow

islanders. Do you guys wear boxes
underneath your swim shorts?

Do I?

What is the purpose?

Sometimes I do, sometimes I don't. I
feel like that's quite American, is it?

Yeah, I don't get it. It's a bit stupid
still.

Oh, what, wearing boxers is an American
thing?

No.

I've always wanted... No, I ain't.

Free -balling?

Tony says some words that I only hear,
like, on TikTok and that Americans say.

It's so funny.

How could she call you a bozo?

Bozo.

Great morning, everyone.

Great morning.

That's the most American thing you've
ever seen.

That's how bozo is. Yeah, bozo is
ridiculous, by the way. That is top

You bozo.

Are you guys going to eat these?

Do you have prawn crackers in here?

Yeah. But they're shrimp chips.

Shrimp chips? It's crazy. Have you heard
that?

No, no.

Prawn crackers and shrimp chips.

That's crazy work. Have you heard that
part?

What Tony calls a prawn cracker.

Shrimp chips.

Shrimp chips.

Scandalous. That's no good.

I feel evil.

What's on there? Cracker.

You pick my nose and you keep it.

You're the only person who's ever picked
my nose ever in this life, you know.

Don't make it a habit.

You don't have boogies.

I don't usually have boogies.

They're not boogies. They're boogies.
They're boogies. Boogers.

Boogies. Boogers. Boogies.

Boogies.

Boogers. So do you say the bogeyman?

Bogeyman. Bogeyman, yeah.

Boogie. The bogeyman's a different
thing, though. He's not a bogey. It's

same word.

Bogeyman. Do you know who the bogeyman
is? Yeah.

But personally.

I'm the fucking bogeyman.

Well, you do pick Ash's nose for
pleasure, so it's not beyond the realms

possibility, Tony.

What's up? It's your boy, Tiny Temper.
I'm officially in the Love Island villa.

I cannot believe it. What an experience
it was to headline the first official

Love Island fest.

Had a great time.

The crowd was amazing.

I could see all the Islanders singing
along, rapping along to all the lyrics.

I saw people coming up with dance moves
that I wish

I did for certain songs.

I'm a fan of the girls. I thought they
deserved

a shout out. They've definitely been
repping.

The atmosphere was incredible.

Love Island Fest was definitely up there
in the ranks, man. We need to do this

again. I want to do this every single
year. We've got to put this on the

schedule.

You know what? It's absolutely
incredible to be headlining Love Island

it's even more incredible to be on
Unseen Bit.

Thanks for that, Tiny. We loved having
you here, too.

Here's some unseen reels of the LI Fest.

Let's go.

It's a celebration.

Can we celebrate?

This sensation got me feeling great.

Could be celebrating.

Please don't make me wait for the
celebration.

Can we celebrate?

Yes, we can.

Y 'all know who I am. I make it hot. I
keep my foot on the gas. And I won't

stop. I want this night to last.

It's a celebration, can we celebrate?

I come out and I thought it said Leafer.

Leafer?

Oh my God.

Oh my God. It was Leafer.

I realised it was Love Island.

And one of the best things about
festivals, apart from the toilets, are

trucks. Those are some big wieners.

Hungry, what this festival like.

When Maya heard there were hot dogs on
the menu, She hot -footed it up to the

festival. This one's a jam like Maya.

Ooh, fire.

She loves the hot dogs she does.

This one's a jam like Maya.

It's Maya.

We've been having a nice party.

Yeah. There might still be some hot
dogs, Maya.

Yeah. It's probably still warm in there.
I don't think she's here for the hot

dogs, Shakira.

Actually, Tony, Maya was desperate for
some junk food, but before she could put

her order in, she just had some news.

The public have been voting for their
favourite girl and their favourite boy.

But it was the least favourite who were
mustered.

Emma.

Boris.

You've been dumped from the island.

I'll leave you to say your goodbyes.

Maya did get her hot dog, but she also
got ketchup all over her dress.

After a quick change, you've got an
access all areas pass and crash the

party. Bidicus and Angel, you are now at
risk of being dumped from the island.

And it was the four favourite islanders
who had the tough decision to make.

As much as everyone in here deserves a
chance to find love, we've had to take

into consideration existing connections.

So the islander that we decided to dump
is Bidicus.

Time to pack up, Billy Kiss.

Can we help you at all? No, it's okay.

I think everything is pretty, like,
there's not much stuff anyways.

Sorry.

Thank you.

There's really no way we can help you?
No, honestly.

I'm halfway, or I'm almost done.

Right, so let's go up the suitcase,
girls.

Do you know what, actually? I need to
open this suitcase again.

What's in the bag must remain a mystery.
The Billy Kiss case is now closed.

Here's an unseen clip of Meg and Dijon
having a very familiar conversation.

I've got deja vu.

This happened before.

This has happened before.

When did it happen in your dream?

Hang on, that's not a new unseen clip.
I've seen this before.

I've got deja vu.

This happened before.

This has happened before.

When did it happen in your dream?

Oh, no, we're stuck in a flashback loop.

A repetitive cycle that goes on and on
and on and on.

You get the idea.

This has happened before.

When did it happen in your dream?

Quick, do something. Try a different
sound effect.

This has happened before. When did it
happen in your dream? That didn't work.

Try this one.

Bingo! It works!

Yo, yo, yo!

Hello! Who the fuck is shouting yo, yo,
yo?

Did you miss us? Did you miss us?
Because we missed you!

Oh, no, I'm getting that feeling again.

Oh, I can hear the giggles.

What was it called?

Deja Blue?

Welcome, Blue.

What's happening, Maya? You alright?
Okay, I'm sick of being trapped in the

past. Let's try that spinning effect.

I think it's called Megan.

You're from Ireland?

Yeah. Why do you say it like that?
Ireland.

Because I don't know how to say it.

Ireland. Ireland.

Ireland. What do you do? I was an energy
broker before I came in here. A what?

Energy what?

Broker. Energy broker?

Yeah, so like, salesperson on the phone
for energy.

For energy? Like energy contracts, like
gas, electric, all that shit. Oh, oh,

oh, oh. I just have an accent, so it
seems to walk for me.

What? Walk?

I need to slow down. I have an accent,
so it seems to walk for me.

Walk for you? Walk. No, the way you say
work is crazy.

Okay, can you cook?

No, fuck no. If it doesn't go in an air
fryer, I don't want to know about it.

It's going the wrong way right now.

What, you can't even fry a young onion?

I don't even like onions.

You don't like onions? No.

No, this is no good.

Where's our second date?

Where would our second date be? If we
went on the outside.

My steakhouse in London. Yeah, OK.

And then maybe we'll go for some drinks
after.

Yeah. What's your favourite food?

Steak and truffle mash.

Truffle mash?

Yeah. Is truffle garlic?

Truffle is mushrooms. Someone said that
to me.

Someone said, how do you not like
truffle if you love garlic?

Jesus. Do you like garlic?

Yeah, I like garlic. I love garlic.

The only thing I don't like is baked
beans.

Baked beans? Fucking hate baked beans.
You hate them? Yeah. Why?

I don't know, I just don't like them.
I've never got along with them.

I've never got along with them.

Me and them argue all the time.

Like me and baked beans? Nah.

We fell out when we were younger.

When we were younger, when I was
younger.

No, do you know one food I don't like is
doughnuts.

Doughnuts? Any type of doughnuts? Any
doughnuts. But it's weird because I love

cake. You love cake? Yeah. What's your
favourite cake?

Angel cake.

Of course it is.

Are you ticklish?

No, not at all.

Oh, my God. So how are you not ticklish
anyway? I'm not ticklish.

Are you?

Not massively.

So I'm only ticklish if you can tiggle.

No, like, if you can actually tiggle,
then I'm ticklish.

What do you mean if you can actually
tickle?

Is there any wrong way of a tickle?

Does it have to be like... No, it has to
be like... I don't know, just a tickle.

You know, like some people can't tickle.

No.

What, when they're just going... Tickle,
tickle, tickle.

Tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle.

No,

yeah, I'm a little bit ticklish.

I'm with you, Blue.

I'm not ticklish at all.

I'm 100 % Scottish.

I know the girls love to wear a lot of
make -up, but the size of the cotton

balls they use are getting out of
control.

Still, they seem to be having a ball.

Who did we have a podcast with? I think
it was Harrison, and we made him hold

the ball if he wanted to speak.

Oh!

You're out. Get out.

Get out!

You boring bitch!

You want to call me boring?

He used to come in here all the time.

There was a question in that one.

Okay, take your eye off the ball and
guess.

What happened next?

Find out after the ball, I mean break.

Well, get your groove back on.

We've been dipping our toes into the
best clips you don't get to see.

I'm pretty sure that toe's bigger than
your little finger.

What?

That's insane.

That sends you all jumping for joy.

Because we've got more clips for you to
dunk into.

What are you dunking at him? That's not
a proper tea you're dunking at him, is

it? That's nasty of his green teeth.

No, you're not. Meg.

Meg. Meg, that is criminal.

Prepare for the world to be turned on
its head.

To celebrate the lionesses making the
final of the Euros before the break, the

girls were playing some ball games.

I used to come in here all the time.

There was aggression in that one.

Like, boo!

I've been next!

I didn't expect that one.

scared the shit out of me what the i
actually fully bumped it like that if

can't play i need bubble wrap man you
need more than bubble wrap jamie you

a suit of armor pal

since

you came back to the villa ty has been
itching to ask megan something i get to

see the harry potter scar and flash oh
yeah it was itching there that means bad

things are gonna happen

Is that real?

Yeah, we did it this morning.

Oh, good night.

It's all about coming. I know.

A Meghan scar is never wrong.

Brace yourself for... The Islanders and
the Order of the Graffiti!

Yes, it's the most prestigious awards
ceremony of the season. And like all

awards ceremonies, it led to people
storming off.

Not easy watching that back.

For who, you or me?

So let's cheer everyone up with our
Unseen Bits Award, The Dafties!

First up, the best no -filter moment.
The nominees are Harry, for the words of

wisdom that pass from his lip.

Nice.

Yasmin for her stylish takedowns.

Harry's trousers are giving like, I
found myself in Thailand.

I was thinking that too, there should be
elephants on there.

But the winner is Angel for tricking the
villa's resident joker into this

uncensored slip.

Harry, do you know Dan?

Um, what's his last name?

Dan Gleebles?

Nah. What?

I don't know Dan Gleebles.

Oh, you fucker.

Next up, the most emotional moments. The
nominees are... Dressing Room Disco.

The Boys' Bedroom Bop.

And

the winner

is... Angels AstroTurf Athletics.

Impressive and slightly terrifying.

And finally the award that made the most
noise.

The fartiest performance.

And the nominees are... Yasmin for
Better Out Than In.

And whoever did this anonymous entry.

What is that smell then?

Don't make me gag.

No, stop.

Mate, spray something then.

Someone's farted. Someone? There's only
three of you.

It wasn't me. But the winner for
technical brilliance is... Jamie!

With a nuclear bum -bomb to rival
Oppenheimer.

We were blown away by his encore.

Congratulations to the winners and
everyone else remember it's a taking

that counts.

It's time now for Beach Hot Bonanza!

What is it?

And this week I asked them to do
Celebrity Impressions.

Yes! Yes, I'm so good at this.

I can't do an impression of myself, let
alone a celebrity.

Jennifer Coolidge, the icon, the legend
and the moment.

I'm taking the drug, dummy ass.

I'll do Peter Griffin, yeah.

What just happened was actually kind of
here.

Get to the chopper.

What does this mouse say?

Hello, Winnie.

That was actually good, I think, wasn't
it?

This is a very niche one, but this is
Bibble from Barbie Ferritopia.

Honey,

where's my super soup?

Do you know the Muffin Man?

The Muffin Man? The Muffin Man!

Right, this is my Boris Johnson
impression.

You should not be meeting friends.

Let's do Kourtney Kardashian.

Kim, you're literally being so rude
right now.

Being a mom is a job and all you care
about is your business.

And then Chris is like, you're doing
amazing, sweetie.

That's Kourtney from Will Smith.

I mean, from Chris Smith's villa.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I feel
no pain.

Harry will get that one. Get Harry to do
that one.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I feel no pain.

That is the best song in the film ever.

My fellow Irish queen, Aideen Kyle.

My date of birth, 15th of the 6th, 85,
make me a Gemini.

Hold on, what date of birth did I give?

Now, if you two don't mind, I'm going to
go to bed before either of you come up

with another clever idea to get us
killed.

Or even worse, expelled.

She needs to sort out her priority.

Tonight on Love Island.

I can't do his accent.

His voice is so hard to do.

Previously on Love Ups.

Tonight... It sounds like I'm Scottish.

Oh, my God, I'm sorry, I'm Scottish.

Is he Scottish?

I'm 100 % Scottish.

Come back next time for some more
beach...

Okay, time to go. We checked everyone's
in bed and the beach hut is empty.

What about here? Oh, hi, Tiny.

Getting comfy.

That's great, but it's now time to get
out the beach hut and go home. It's the

end of Unseen Bits. What is Unseen Bits,
by the way?

Does anyone watch it?

It really is time to go. Can we just
turn the lights out, please?

Okay, thank you. I thought he'd never
leave.