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I don't know what your teacher normally does, but today we're going to learn

creative algebra.

Some people might call that accounting, but that's not what we are talking about

today. I'm talking about how numbers can be basically anything you want them to

be. I want you to free your mind.

Don't be shackled by the constraints of traditional arithmetic.

I'm talking about stuff like 420 plus 69.

equals zero.

This is how I ended up being a substitute teacher.

Hi, everyone. My name is Laura, and I am now a senior in high school.

This year is definitely going to be so full of mysteries, but one thing is for

certain. My best friend is moving across the country.

We're never going to see each other again.

Don't be so dramatic.

We don't even know where we're going yet.

You're so smart. You're going to go to Harvard.

Yeah, you're probably right.

Well, I do have one last plan for the school year. Before we don't see each

other ever again, we're going to lose our virginity.

Don't be so proud.

We're going to lose our virginity.

Have you ever heard of Fight Club?

Well, what we're going to do is Fuck Club.

A place where all the devious teen souls can come together.

Good one.

Anyways, the first meeting is after school today.

So excited. I've placed flyers all over the school. So many people are going to

show up.

Do you think anyone popular is going to go?

No. I purposely avoided putting the flyers around the football locker room.

mean, don't want our stepbrothers to show up.

I'm thinking that would be awkward.

Sorry, Mr. Sharp. We'll be quiet. Yeah, sorry.

Thank you.

It's my first time substitute teaching, so I'm still getting the lay of the land

here.

I hope we're going to have much fun tonight.

I hope we're going to have our little club.

I'm so nervous, though.

I hope we're going to lose our virginity, finally.

I heard it hurts.

I don't think it'll be too bad.

Aren't you so excited?

For a lot of things.

I guess.

I'm glad we're going to be hanging out. I just don't know about this.

Yes, you are. No.

Are you excited already?

A little bit.

I don't know. I know I am.

See?

Look.

You're such a partner.

I know you are, too.

Oh, that's weird.

Come on. I know you are.

I've already had a feeling.

We're gonna have so much fun!

Well, what do you say that we start this on a little first?

I'm really late.

Oh, stay away from my house. Just you see me here.

I'm just going through a lot.

You cannot just sit back and enjoy the luxury of it. You've got to keep working

hard. Keep giving it all you've got. Just take, take, take.

or what, but I've got to go meet with my probation officer.

Class is dismissed, and hopefully I never see any of you again.

Nobody's gonna come.

Well, you should probably wait a little longer. People will come.

Man, it's not because of them.

No one wants to come to a fucking club to fuck some virgin losers.

Straight up.

Yeah, go away.

Really? That's your solution, Kimura? We're just going to leave? We've been

waiting here for nothing?

Really? You're serious?

What else are we going to do?

Like, it would be kind of weird if we're just here with our kids, just done for

us. Well, you know, maybe we're step -bros, but we're not virgins.

Yeah. Maybe we can, like, teach you guys.

How about this?

Let's play Never Have I Ever.

And if there's something you guys don't know, we can teach you.

Probably like verbally, right? Not touching.

Well, I mean, that's up to you, I guess. But we could do it like, you

know, since I'm not your brother, I could help you with some stuff.

Really? Like, it's a little bit weird doing stuff in front of my brother.

Just imagine we're at a party or something, guys.

Like, this shit happens at parties all the time. Yeah, and you know everybody

parties is super horny. They are. Yeah.

I mean, yeah, they are.

Yeah, totally.

We go to parties all the time.

All right, so let's play.

Let's pick one of our questions.

Yeah.

Come over here.

I'll go first.

So, never have I ever, put your fingers up.

Never have I ever kissed somebody.

Okay, nobody put their fingers down, so we've all kissed somebody.

Alright, you get it. You see how it works.

Alright,

next question.

Never have I ever...

Giving somebody a hickey.

Are you serious?

Well,

if you want, I can help you a little bit.

I can, you know, kiss your neck a little bit, try to give you a hickey.

You kind of learned something, right?

Well,

I haven't given one but obviously I've had like a ton of them given to me.

Yeah and we can tell you what guys like.

Um, then you would have to take your cocks out right in

front of us.

So what?

Isn't that weird to anybody?

Come on.

We're just helping you two out.

Do you just want to be virgin nerds forever?

Geez. No.

For real.

I'm thirsty.

We'll keep it a secret if you do. Yeah.

We don't want to be a closer.

Come on. You're right.

Alright.

Hey, I think we will.

Alright.

Alright.

Alright, class is in session, y 'all.

What are you doing? Are you just going to sit there?

Don't be shy.

Sit down. Yeah.

Don't be shy either. Come.

All right.

Yeah, don't be timid.

Dude, don't put my sister like that.

Be patient, bro. I will. I'm a good teacher.

All right.

All right.

You know what to do?

What? What do I do?

Oh, you can start by putting your hand on him.

Can you go? Yeah, you can rub it up and down. Oh, my God.

Keep your mouth open like that, okay?

Just like that.

Yeah, open up your mouth. There you go. Put your tongue on it.

Yeah.

Alright.

Yeah, let me spit.

A little.

Spit on my cock for me like a good girl.

There you go.

And now you can lick it and you can put it in your mouth like that. There you

go, yeah.

Don't be shy about getting it wet.

There you go. You're a fast learner.

Like that?

Like that. And don't forget to squeeze the base.

Yeah, you're doing a great job.

There you

go.

You know what to do with these?

Why don't you stick your tongue out there?

It's like a little bit.

Is that how you do it? Yeah, there you go. You're a fast learner.

Oh, okay.

Yeah. Yeah. Good job, though.

Okay. And you can even use both hands in your main class to answer questions.

I know you have a big mouth. Yeah. Just like that. Yeah.

Oh, okay.

I think I see how it's working.

Yeah, you can put it in your mouth while using both hands.

Oh.

Wow.

These are really good free lessons. Next time we're going to charge you.

Yeah, you better be grateful.

You're grateful, right?

So thank you.

Thank you.

That's a good girl.

Keep it down as long as you can, okay?

There you go. You're learning.

Don't be afraid to spit on it either.

I can teach you how to do this every day if you want.

Would you like that?

What do you say?

What do you say?

Was that good?

That's great.

Okay.

You want to be in such a good sight, is that what you want?

Am I doing it right?

Will guys like it if I do this to them?

Yeah, you're doing okay.

Oh, all right.

Not bad. Not bad for the first time.

Oh, so I keep going like that?

Yeah. Oh, okay.

You think they'll get me a boyfriend?

They might.

They might.

Do you want me to teach you something really cool? Yeah. I might help you get

boyfriend. Yeah. Alright, open wide, and you're going to keep your mouth nice

and still for me.

Keep your throat open, okay, like you're trying to swallow something.

I'll be trying to lick my back.

Can you do that? Wow.

That's it.

Good girl.

Every boy's going to want to date you.

Do that.

Keep your mouth open.

I think you are. Yeah.

It's kind of fun.

You're learning so fast.

Really? Yeah.

Open up one more time.

Nice and deep.

All right, look at me.

I want to see your eyes.

If you want to close your eyes.

You guys really like that.

I know you're really into it and focused.

Okay.

Are you listening?

Close your eyes.

You guys should really like that.

There you go.

Mouth open, your eyes closed, okay?

All right.

Now you keep your mouth open and keep your eyes closed, okay?

You heard that?

Mouth open, eyes closed.

Yeah. Keep your mouth open.

Okay, I think Dyes would like this trick, right?

He says so?

Oh, yeah.

It feels so fucking good when you shrug it like that.

It

feels

so fucking good when you

shrug it like that.

Your sister or mine better, bro?

What?

Ew!

Ew!

You're being such a nerd. What, do you just got one dick?

You think LeBron only plays with one ball?

My brother's dick? Really?

Come on, you like it.

I did not sign up for this.

Alright.

You have a nice dick, but I don't want to do that.

So,

like... All right, I'll just... Why did you

do that?

I was practicing, okay?

Well, you better start practicing.

All right, you remember what I taught you?

Yeah?

Take this dress off. It's covering up too much.

Is that okay?

There you go.

There you go.

I think you should also get naked, Sam.

Really? I think you should start with your shirt.

That's what guys like.

Exactly.

Okay.

With this too? This too, yeah.

I don't know.

Okay.

You know what?

I think your pants will ride it too.

Really? Yeah.

Okay,

okay, okay, okay.

You know what?

I think they did a great job sucking our cups. They're learning pretty quick.

Maybe we should, uh...

Maybe we should taste them a little bit and turn the favor.

Great idea.

Yeah.

Ever do pussy before?

No. No?

Oh, this will be fun.

Yeah.

Why now?

Okay.

You look good with it like that. Can I do it?

Yeah. Really?

Just give him a hug.

You know what you guys really like?

You guys should kiss each other while we do this.

You guys love girl on girl action.

Yeah, we think it's so hot.

Why don't you get a little closer and make out?

Don't be shy.

Actually, you know what?

You know what feels really good, actually, for you guys?

What?

From my experience, girls love getting their pussies on the back.

Try that.

Okay.

Yeah,

that sounds like a good idea.

Yeah, we can try it.

How do we do that? Just turn around.

Here you go. Bend over.

Stay bent over. Stay bent over just like that.

Mm -hmm.

I think your sister's pussy tastes better, bro. What?

Ew!

Why would you do that?

Really? It's so good.

It's so good.

Don't you want to learn how different mouths feel like on your pussies?

Really?

You know what?

You have to have...

You've been learning and listening for the most part, but really,

you guys are still virgins, so... I know,

but we have this club over here.

Alright, so, basically, like, you could walk out that door right now and you

could still be virgins, or, like, you could, like...

put these.

Not your mouth. You're still a virgin. Just suck their dicks.

Oh.

You're going to leave here? You started the club.

Yeah.

Okay. She started the club. She started the club.

We have no other. We're not going to be called virgin losers.

I already did that to you.

I know.

As long as I don't have to fuck my brother.

That's fine.

Well, fuck me.

What? Bro, what the fuck? I gotta get picky, too.

Whatever, man.

Alright, well, you know what?

We'll just fuck each other, sisters.

Deal?

Okay.

Yeah. Let's go.

Ready? You ready?

I'm nervous.

No, keep going.

You good?

Yeah? Want a little more?

Yeah?

and all the other guys in the school and want to fuck you too.

How about you guys kiss each other a little bit?

What?

My best friend.

They love you. They want to fuck you.

All the guys are going to want to fuck you. Maybe they kiss each other in the

hallways and stuff.

I don't know.

Thank you.

You're not a little best friend, aren't you?

Do you want to teach us anything else?

There's a lot of things.

Really? You've got to be a little patient.

A what?

Yeah. I'm going to try it.

How did he do?

Just like this.

I'm kind of nervous.

I'm kind of super close to my brother, though.

It's okay.

Oh, my God. I'll think with you about it. Really? It's weird doing things like

that. I mean...

You've got to get used to it, right?

We just lost our virginity.

Your butt looks so good like that, best friend.

We have to

keep

your confidentiality.

Really?

There's something at the top of my head.

I think you'd be really good at it.

Thank you for helping me. Of course.

I like being my best friend. I have so much fun, too.

Look at her.

She feels it so well.

Is this how you do it?

You just go back from it?

Yeah, you're right. There you go.

No, no, no.

Okay.

It sounds like this in college.

Teach us.

We would have never learned that.

I got you.

Here you go.

Oh, my God.

All right.

All

right.

Oh, this is so crazy, isn't it? Whoa, I didn't know people did this.

I made it out of you.

You guys might not be

virgins but you're still fucking through.

I mean, there's two of us here.

Oh, weird.

Uh, it's weird to me. It's weird.

Are we all really weird?

Well, what are we gonna do?

Um, I mean, you could let me fuck you.

You want to let my brother fuck me?

Crazy. Um, there's a death right there.

You gotta stop being a fucking pussy.

My dad fucked your mom. Why can't I fuck you?

Well, I mean, maybe.

Your dick is good.

Yeah? You want me to do it?

I didn't find my dick on my face like that.

You have a pretty face.

Here, you know what?

Let me shove it in on you, okay? Why?

I'm going to shove it in on you.

I'm going to shove it in on you. I'm going to shove it in on you. Really?

Yeah.

You'll like it. You've got to try more than one.

You don't want to be approved, right? You're going to leave here and still be

approved after all this?

Yeah, you know what? That's a good idea.

Oh my gosh.

This is ridiculous.

Oh my gosh. Why are we doing this? That's ridiculous.

No, you've got to try new things in life.

What? That's crazy. No.

Trying new things is important.

You missed flyers. Yeah, exactly.

Your pussy right above me.

Oh. Oh.

Oh.

It actually feels really good.

This friend, you really think that?

Don't you?

I don't want to say it.

I'm saying it and it looks like it feels really good.

Oh, I didn't know you were such a freak. Like that.

I mean, I'm going to be ready for college.

Oh, my God.

You're going to go crazy in college, aren't you?

I mean, what are you doing?

I can't get much crazier than fucking my own brother.

Oh, it's in your wifers.

Next time we're going to get our fraternity to gangbang you. A

A whole fraternity.

Oh my god. Oh wow.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

It's a going away gift, isn't it?

a big one at your college.

Time to go home.

Me.

Come on, you're a sister.