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Dr. Kinky,

we get this in and we will be ready in time.

Of course, sir.

We are just going to test the drug XR669 on two voluntary patriots.

Sounds good, sounds good.

Well, let's see if the drug works.

Of course, sir. Of course.

That's cool.

Thank you.

That's fantastic!

We have succeeded!

XXX69 works as it should!

Wonderful! The Third Reich will be victorious in this war!

Destroy

everything!

Yes, sir!

Hey. Yeah. Yeah,

here

it

is.

Hi.

Hi.

Brought up to me. You always go.

Come on, yeah, that's great.

Got him.

Hold on, boot!

I love you.

Professionally, as always.

Of course.

Have you given Commander Morningwood a message?

Yes.

Or rather no.

I actually gave it to him.

What? What are you talking about?

What do you mean?

Yes, I could explain, but it doesn't pay.

Mr. Hahn, Hilton.

Enjoy.

I hope that you have nothing against that I myself saw myself with a glass of

fucking diamond.

Who are you?

Excuse me. My name is Morningwood.

Commander Morningwood from MI6.

Swedish intelligence service.

This is Agent Fleming.

What do you want from me? What are you doing here?

What do you think?

He is Diamond.

Born of British parents.

When you were two years old, your parents passed away in a plane crash in

But you survived and were reminded of an old Japanese sensei.

There you grew up and were trained in martial arts and Eastern philosophy.

How do you know all this?

In your teens you went to the US and studied at college.

After that you studied at Lund University.

Because after that you set out on a very surprising career as an international

jewel.

Take it seriously, Tanguy.

Ciao. Diamond clock forever.

Okay,

why do you want to come with this?

And

it

is? Either we grab you here and now and throw you into a juicy prison cell and

forget about the key.

Or? Or you start working for MI6.

We have use of you.

You have completed hundreds of jewelry games without getting caught.

You are almost invincible when you execute your coups.

You are good at self -defense.

And that you are handsome is not a disadvantage.

I see.

We have now lost our best agent, so we now need to double -null with the right

to fuck.

Don't all of us have the right to fuck?

You would only know.

So, what do you say?

Well, do I have a choice?

No, Hanni. You don't.

That's why you should join us now, at once.

But you?

In any case, you don't have time to lose.

Your education starts now.

I knew it.

What? That you did the right thing by keeping you.

I've trained many agents here at MIT.

And you're something out of the ordinary.

Thanks. But you're certainly not going to change.

You look like you're a fantastic person.

With a criminal background.

Okay. Where did you come from?

You were there as another training camp.

Together with me.

I don't know if I...

What are you doing?

What? I didn't watch the video.

I don't understand.

We're almost done

with the operation.

My researchers work 25 hours a day.

Come with me.

Well, that's for sure.

Well,

you don't have to be always ready to forget about him.

Do something about it.

So, what do you think?

Fantastic. Completely fantastic.

And now it's our turn to go through what we just saw.

Just without stuff.

Why do you think I brought myself to my cell phone?

Now it's my turn to taste the steel bar.

oh oh oh

Fandepussy? Fandepussy?

I haven't gotten a hundred pops in a while.

How are you doing with the short -term operation?

Very well, ma 'am. I've just tested XXX69 with one standing result.

The only thing we need now is the Munchaker missile.

Exactly what I wanted to hear.

Don't worry, Fandepussy.

I'll immediately transfer a few million dollars to your account.

For continued financing of the program.

Good. Then the world will soon crawl to their feet.

What is it, Morningwood?

Have you heard anything from Paulie?

My word.

The world is on the brink of a catastrophe.

We're going out on the field to prevent this, Annie.

This will explain everything. What?

Gentlemen. Ah, my diamond.

Nice to meet you in real life.

I've been in Washington for negotiations.

But Morningwood here has kept me updated on your progress.

Ah, it's you who are... Chief of MI6.

This is Jane Bomb, MI6 beta agent.

Until she was killed by this man, agent Stålstaken, who also worked for MI6.

He had a relationship with Jane Bomb.

But it turned out that he was a double agent at the same time, and worked for a

certain Thunder Pussy.

Thunder Pussy?

Thunder Pussy was suspected to be the first of this development group, Paris

Scandic. She suddenly ran back from the modeling industry, and a couple of years

later, Thunder Pussy died.

The leader of an international crime syndicate.

And then suddenly, something happened.

In 1945, the Third Reich developed a new chemical detergent, XXX69.

A gas that makes you go crazy with shortness of breath.

The idea was to use this gas against the maligned forces, to spread confusion

and put them in a vulnerable position.

The maligned managed to stop this attempt, but they missed one box.

With XXXXXXXXXXXXX

The risk is that Thunderpuss is going to steal or buy something to spread XXX69

around the world.

What do we need?

Thank you for brushing your teeth. The plan will be lifted in a few minutes.

I'm so scared!

I'm so scared!

I'm so scared!

I'm so scared!

I'm so scared!

And as soon as we get to the next square meter, an old smuggler named Captain

Kodd will appear. He works for us, and even from CIA.

He's waiting for you in his boat.

Watch out for the map, I'm going to find him.

And you?

I'm going to try to find another man, a Slovak smuggler who works for the Panda

Company.

Then we're here.

Captain Cobb? Yes, welcome.

Hi, I'm with the MI6.

You have to be careful.

Have a seat.

Now, this mustn't seem suspicious.

You're just another tourist trying to buy cheap food.

No problem.

Now, listen carefully.

One of Thunder Prissy's men, the smuggler's in town.

They've stolen a moonshaker missile.

The missile's sitting in a container, which will be shipped out later tonight.

They've hired me as the captain.

Isn't this boat too small?

Yes, but we're not going to use this boat.

The ship arrives in a couple of hours.

Where are you heading?

I don't know. They'll tell me when we're on our way.

Where can I find this Florida avian smuggler? The container's kept in an

storage about one kilometer east.

Smuggler will be there in about two hours, so you better be there as well.

be careful.

There are many armed men, and they won't hesitate to shoot you.

Got it.

Oh, we have a visitor.

I'm just doing a little business.

This is my Helmsman, or Helmswoman.

Hi.

My name is Diamond.

Honey Diamond.

Here you go, miss.

Thank you. I did paint, didn't I?

Yeah, you did.

Bye -bye.

Ciao.

Thank you.

Hi, it's Ilsa.

An agent from MI6 has just been here.

She's on her way to the storage, so you better hurry up.

Morning, Wood.

Do it!

Previous. It's Igor.

Yes? We have captured the agent from MI6.

What should I do with her?

Now?

Okay. Understood.

Goodbye, Mr. Diamond.

Morningwood. Morningwood, come in.

Hello.

I know.

Our informant contacted me.

The smuggler seems to have gotten away with the film in some other way.

But I'll follow him.

Okay. What are you going to do then?

Get into a hotel.

Lay low.

You know, plan B.

I'll contact you as soon as I know more.

Okay. Understood.

This is Pete Scarlett.

My, my, isn't it my favourite customer?

Yes, it is.

Mmm, it looks like you'll need a really good rub down in a couple of weeks.

You're my galaxy of thine as well.

As always, as always.

oh oh

Thank you.

Okay, what do we do now?

How so?

Metrograv flyplats are off to civil traffic.

Return to the office.

There will be a means of transport that will definitely take you out of the

country.

Roger that.

toilet.

Honey Diamond is at the base.

I've sent him to Denmark, but the target doesn't respond.

He could be inside or outside.

But I'll send it to him, so I'll locate him and look for him.

Clear.

Denmark. Of all places, there's Thunderpuss in Denmark.

No, but Commander Morningwood from MI6.

So good that you could come and visit.

Mmm.

What the hell are you doing, Thunder Pussy?

Do you see this?

It's filled with some kind of mouthwash.

You might think it's some kind of weapon, but it's not. It's full of

Look here.

So,

the countdown has begun.

In a couple of hours, the missile will be launched from Sweden.

X -66 -69 will soon be spread over large areas and make everyone completely

crazy about the KT.

What's the point of that? The whole country will end. After that, we will

Norway, Finland, Holland and Germany.

When the world is full of crazy crazy people, I will be called president of

whole world.

You're completely crazy.

I don't want to say that.

I'm just a woman who knows what I want.

Are you going to kill me now, Thunder Pussy?

Maybe. But since you claimed that I'm crazy, I thought I'd torture you first.

Are you going to drag me with

XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

I love you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

It's a bomb, but it's dead.

Not completely, baby. Not completely.

It's time to finish this.

Okay.

Lift will be launched in the final five minutes.

They've experimented on me.

But it seems that the countermeasure we've developed works.

I'm afraid I'll take it before I get here.

What did they take on the floor?

What did I take?

My natural dream.

But, Inbom, Sam is dead.

Yep. It was meant that everyone would believe that too.

I was the only one who knew that she survived the shooting.

It's best if we split up.

Morningwood, you decimate the massif.

Honey, you find Flamborgozzi.

And I, I have something to say to Stolstein.

The useless traitor.

The Moon Shaker missile will be launched in T1, 1 minute.

The missile will launch in 30 seconds.

15, 17, 14, 13, 12, 11, 10,

9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3,

2, 1.

You have chosen to terminate the automatic missile launch sequence.

So it's the new agent?

So it's you, your colleagues, who chose... ...that I'm going to kill!

That's what we're going to talk about.

You big pig.

Hi,

honey. Did you miss me?

Imagine if I could take so much from you.

We loved each other.

Nothing lasts forever.

And Plunderpuss couldn't give me something you could never give me.

Power.

Well, what do you say?

Shall we do it inside?

Let's do it.

Oh!

Thank you.

Yeah, you didn't get to be that Danish -like dead, you bastard.

Jane? Hello?

Honey?

What's up, honey?

How did it go?

From the pussy to standing strong and dead.

And it's time for the task to be done.

Who is he?

The former chief of M -Aesthetics, yet another traitor, who everyone thought

dead?

What is this? Night of the Living Dead?

Is it the one behind all this, who has financed Thunderpuss's business?

Yes, it is me.

I have a criminal record, but thanks to my business...

So I have become one of the most powerful men in the world.

And now I think I will become the most powerful man in the world.

How did you find yourself today?

I would have done the same thing when I reached my goals.

You will never reach your goal.

Do you think so?

I hope that you have written your will.

Self -destruction sequence activated.

Yes, unfortunately.

Now we have to get our legs too long before we jump into the air.

Hello! Hello!

Hello!

Yeah,

the world is not enough.