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- So I had Steve work up
a spreadsheet.
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And as you can see, it's
our least popular appetizer.
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- Well, goodbye,
Fresh Tennessee Shrimp.
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You wasn't fooling
anybody anyway.
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- I want to ask Emmett
to come up with something
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to replace it with,
maybe something plant-based.
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- Or maybe something that
ate plants when it was a pig.
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Ha ha.
Okay.
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That's great, Isabella.
Let's do it.
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- Oh, well,
now you're just going
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to have to come up with another
project to keep Steve busy.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Why?
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- Because it's his slow time.
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And if he has
nothing else to do,
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he drives everyone nuts
trying to help.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Yeah.
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- I thought it would be fun
for you to have someone
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follow you and learn
your secrets for when you,
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you know, pass on.
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- You keep it up, and I'll
make sure you go first.
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Stay.
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He's your problem now.
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- Emmett's in a mood.
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- Steve, we talked about this.
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If you don't have
any accounting to do,
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you don't have to come in.
- But I want to.
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My therapist said
I should use this time
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to get out of my comfort zone.
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- Yeah, but you're taking
everybody else out of theirs.
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- Yeah, I think
your therapist meant
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more out of your comfort zone,
as in, more outside.
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- My therapist thinks
I shouldn't listen
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to wannabe therapists.
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- He's your problem now.
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- Maybe you should think about
getting a hobby or something.
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- [gasps] Oh, you should take
a class in telepathy.
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I'm a amateur
mind reader myself.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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Watch this.
Mm-hmm. Okay.
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All right.
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Bobbie, think of a number
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between one and 100.
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- No.
- Ha ha!
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Okay, and, Steve,
don't say a word
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because I know exactly
what you're thinking.
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Pfft.
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And do you know who didn't
believe I was psychic?
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- You like movies.
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Why don't you go
to one of those?
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Preferably one that lasts about
three or four or five hours.
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- Mm, no, they're all
superhero movies
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or TikTok stars or sequels.
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Plus,
the Reese's Pieces are $9.
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- What about this?
- Oh.
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Local business seeks actors
for commercial.
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Acting?
- Why not?
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You always said
you put on one-man plays
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for your stuffed animals.
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- Oh, that's so cute.
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I can just picture
little eight-year-old Steve
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acting for his teddy bears.
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- "Eight"?
Yeah, that sounds right.
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- So, uh, what business is
the commercial for?
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Ah, don't tell me.
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Mm.
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Something to do with candy.
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- Mel's Mattress Mania.
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- And what are the initials?
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- M and M.
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And M.
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- This sounds perfect for you.
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- You think so?
- I know so.
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I mean, something about you
just screams drama.
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I mean, what would it hurt to
go down there and check it out?
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- Okay, you convinced me.
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I'm definitely going...
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to think about it.
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- Not in here.
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- I'm going to think
about it over here.
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- ? Sometimes it feels
like a big ol' fight ?
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? To get through the day ?
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? And sleep on
through the night ?
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? But here
you'll find a place ?
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? That'll surely
lift your spirits ?
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? You belong
at Happy's Place ?
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- Hey, Gabby.
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The brains
of the operation over here
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wants me to come up
with a new appetizer.
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- First of all,
I don't hate that nickname.
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I just think a new appetizer
would be a nice change
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for the regulars.
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- [scoffs]
You want to change something?
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Change the regulars.
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- Anyway, just a heads-up-
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after I'm done
fiddling with it,
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we're going to need to
print up some new app menus.
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- Mm-hmm.
- All right.
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- Whoa, uh, hang on a second.
Don't I get to test it first?
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I mean, it was my idea.
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- Test it?
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- Oh, no,
she didn't mean test it.
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She meant applaud it,
like we always do.
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Right, huh?
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Do it!
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- No, actually,
I meant test it.
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- Okay, whatever.
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- What is your game, lady?
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Are you one of those
adrenaline junkies
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that loves to go around
poking bears?
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- What's the problem?
- "What's the problem?"
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Did you hear that "whatever"?
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That is a man who takes
great pride in his cooking.
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- I know, which is why
he deserves my honest opinion.
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- I don't think you understand
how pride works.
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- Knowing Emmett,
he appreciates praise
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that's actually deserved.
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Maybe I am the brains
of this operation.
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- So is Isabella
going to taste-test
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Emmett's new appetizer?
- Yep.
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- Do we do that here?
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- Nope.
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- Oh, boy.
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- Your fly is down.
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[knocking]
- It's open.
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- Do you know
why I knocked first,
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instead of just barging in?
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- Manners?
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- Don't be silly.
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I wanted to make an entrance
like a true...
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actor.
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- You went.
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- I went.
- Oh, congratulations.
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When do you start?
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How long are you going
to be gone for,
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like, four or five, six weeks?
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- I haven't gotten
the part yet.
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- Oh, well, we can only hope.
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So what part did you read for?
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Oh, are you buying a mattress?
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Selling a mattress?
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Are you the mattress?
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- It's Customer Number Two.
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He's an insomniac
from the Roaring Twenties,
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who travels forward in time
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to find
the perfect night's sleep.
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- You sound like
a cross between Dracula
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and Katharine Hepburn.
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- They asked me
to send an audition.
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We better get started.
- "We"?
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- Yeah, of course.
I need a scene partner.
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- Oh, well, Steve,
I'd love to help,
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but, I mean,
I got a lot of work to do.
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I've got invoices
and inventory.
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- Oh, it won't take long,
I promise.
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Please, Bobbie, I need this.
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This is all I've got!
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.
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- Ready, Bobbie?
I need your best effort.
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- I'm trying, but we've been
at this for hours.
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I don't see what was wrong
with the last dozen takes.
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- You're not giving me
anything to work with.
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Remember, as the salesperson,
you're helpful
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but also intrigued
by my outdated garments.
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- Steve, the whole point
of this thing
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was to get you out
of your comfort zone.
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I was fine in mine.
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- It's just
until I get the part.
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Then I'll be on set.
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"On set"-
I love Hollywood lingo!
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Okay.
[camera beeps]
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Read me in.
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And action.
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- Hi, there.
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Looking for anything
in particular?
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- Why, yes, I-
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Cut!
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That wasn't it.
[scoffs] That wasn't it.
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[sighs]
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And action.
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- Hi-
- Nope.
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Not right, not right.
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[sighs]
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And-
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Nope.
[groans]
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[grunting goofily]
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- Don't hit him.
Don't hit him.
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Don't hit him.
Don't hit him.
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- Okay, Isabella...
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here's your new appetizer...
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my version
of the armadillo egg.
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- Oh, wow,
those look incredible.
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I mean, you probably
don't even have to taste them
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to know that they're delicious.
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You know what?
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Let's go ahead and print up
that new app menu right now.
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- It definitely looks
fantastic.
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But people aren't going to be
eating with their eyes.
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They're going to be eating
with their mouths.
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- But their mouths
will be drunk, so...
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- Go ahead.
Try it.
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- Look at her, huh?
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She's in ecstasy.
[chuckles]
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Get a room!
[laughing]
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Ah, another home run, Emmett.
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- Well?
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- It's definitely got
a lot going on.
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- Mm-hmm.
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- But it is a little...
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- Perfect?
Too good?
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So delicious you're speechless?
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- Bland.
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- Dear God.
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- "Bland"?
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Did you say "bland"?
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- Oh, no, Emmett,
she meant the good bland.
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You know, not the kind of bland
you say when you're crazy.
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- Yeah, I did.
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- Just so I'm clear-
that's the part
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that you don't like, right,
the bland part?
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Less bland is your note?
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- Yes, it is.
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- Uh-huh.
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- Maybe you could fiddle
with it a little bit more?
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- Maybe bring down
the blandness?
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- That would be my suggestion.
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- [sucking teeth]
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- Sad to think
your last meal is bland.
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[upbeat music]
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? ?
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- Oh, hey, look,
it's Steve's costar.
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How's the audition tape going?
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- Whiskey.
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- That bad, huh?
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- He kept stopping the scenes.
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He said,
I don't know how to lie
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while I'm telling the truth.
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- I'll make it a double.
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- Then he said, I don't know
how to tell the truth
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while I'm lying.
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- Should I get a bigger glass?
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- Why in the hell would
anybody want to be an actor?
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- Well, Steve says
that acting allows you
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to become a different person.
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- I don't want to be
a different person.
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I like who I am.
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At least I did.
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- Why don't you
let me go in there
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and work with him for a bit?
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Tell you the truth, I kind of
get a kick out of Steve
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when he gets like this.
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- [laughs] I don't care
if that's the truth or a lie.
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Just go!
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.
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- Hi.
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You busy?
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- I am.
258
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- Well, do you mind
if I talk while you work?
259
00:11:38,031 --> 00:11:40,742
- No, I don't mind
if you talk while I work.
260
00:11:42,702 --> 00:11:45,455
- If you don't know how much
I respect you by now,
261
00:11:45,497 --> 00:11:48,291
then me telling you isn't
really going to mean much.
262
00:11:48,416 --> 00:11:50,960
- Uh-huh.
263
00:11:51,044 --> 00:11:53,088
- I respect you enough
to tell you
264
00:11:53,171 --> 00:11:55,173
what I truly think
about something.
265
00:11:55,340 --> 00:11:57,842
I respect you enough
to be blunt.
266
00:11:57,884 --> 00:12:00,387
- Yeah, I got the blunt part.
267
00:12:00,428 --> 00:12:02,555
- Well, what about the respect?
268
00:12:02,556 --> 00:12:04,973
Because if I haven't made
that clear to you by now,
269
00:12:04,974 --> 00:12:06,726
then that's on me.
270
00:12:09,771 --> 00:12:11,106
- [sighs]
271
00:12:11,189 --> 00:12:12,732
Taste that.
272
00:12:12,774 --> 00:12:14,484
- Is this another
armadillo egg?
273
00:12:14,609 --> 00:12:18,697
- Yeah, I, uh, "fiddled"
with it.
274
00:12:18,780 --> 00:12:20,615
- Is it poisoned?
275
00:12:20,699 --> 00:12:22,701
- Taste it.
276
00:12:22,784 --> 00:12:24,577
Please.
277
00:12:29,332 --> 00:12:31,710
- Oh.
278
00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:34,170
Oh, this is-
- Be blunt.
279
00:12:34,212 --> 00:12:36,506
- This is fantastic.
280
00:12:36,589 --> 00:12:38,299
What did you do to it?
281
00:12:38,341 --> 00:12:40,510
- Well, the first thing
I did was I-
282
00:12:40,635 --> 00:12:44,347
I took out the blandness.
283
00:12:44,389 --> 00:12:48,309
And I upped the chili powder
and the minced jalape�o,
284
00:12:48,351 --> 00:12:51,271
but I added just
a little bit of brown sugar
285
00:12:51,312 --> 00:12:53,231
to let that heat
sneak in there.
286
00:12:53,314 --> 00:12:54,983
- You're a genius.
287
00:12:55,108 --> 00:12:58,111
- I can be when I get pushed.
288
00:12:58,236 --> 00:12:59,529
Tell you the truth,
289
00:12:59,530 --> 00:13:01,697
most of the people around here
don't push-
290
00:13:01,698 --> 00:13:03,366
just you and the other guy.
291
00:13:03,408 --> 00:13:05,535
- What other guy?
292
00:13:05,618 --> 00:13:07,871
Steve?
293
00:13:07,954 --> 00:13:10,248
- Steve? Push?
294
00:13:10,373 --> 00:13:13,376
No, uh-uh.
I'm talking about your dad.
295
00:13:13,418 --> 00:13:15,628
[sucks teeth]
296
00:13:15,712 --> 00:13:18,423
Happy, uh, was also blunt.
297
00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:22,177
- Are you saying
I'm like my dad?
298
00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:25,388
- You are, more than you know.
299
00:13:25,430 --> 00:13:29,059
Only reason this place ever
changed was because of him.
300
00:13:29,142 --> 00:13:32,020
And we still need that
around here.
301
00:13:32,187 --> 00:13:33,688
- Thanks, Emmett.
302
00:13:37,442 --> 00:13:39,569
Sorry, I'm a hugger.
303
00:13:39,652 --> 00:13:41,196
Wait.
304
00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:43,865
Did my dad hug you a lot, too?
305
00:13:43,948 --> 00:13:46,034
- You know, he was-
306
00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:49,788
he was more of a back slapper,
but it meant the same thing.
307
00:13:51,373 --> 00:13:56,795
? ?
308
00:14:05,804 --> 00:14:08,890
- All right, we just need
to get the final scene.
309
00:14:08,891 --> 00:14:11,642
- Okay, but I think this is
gonna have to be our last take.
310
00:14:11,643 --> 00:14:13,478
- Oh, don't quit on me now.
311
00:14:13,561 --> 00:14:16,314
- I'm not quitting on you.
Your phone's about to die.
312
00:14:18,233 --> 00:14:19,859
- Ah...
313
00:14:20,026 --> 00:14:23,613
the allure of a hot light
on an empty stage.
314
00:14:23,614 --> 00:14:25,739
It really brings me
back to my childhood.
315
00:14:25,740 --> 00:14:27,575
- I didn't know
you acted as a kid.
316
00:14:27,617 --> 00:14:30,161
- Well, I was more
of a performer, really.
317
00:14:30,286 --> 00:14:32,622
Did some time
on the pageant circuit.
318
00:14:32,706 --> 00:14:35,792
I'll tell you this-
you don't know pressure
319
00:14:35,793 --> 00:14:37,751
until you're standing
in an IHOP parking lot
320
00:14:37,752 --> 00:14:39,670
getting spray-glittered
by your mom,
321
00:14:39,671 --> 00:14:42,201
trying to make a real run
at Little Miss Milwaukee.
322
00:14:43,675 --> 00:14:48,304
- I, myself,
was Little Mr. Bogot�.
323
00:14:48,430 --> 00:14:52,767
I won by dry-cleaning
live onstage.
324
00:14:52,851 --> 00:14:56,146
- I was never in a pageant.
325
00:14:56,229 --> 00:14:58,189
- Well, if you need any help,
326
00:14:58,273 --> 00:15:01,693
I could make some suggestions
on how to spice it up.
327
00:15:01,818 --> 00:15:04,988
You know, a little
spray glitter never hurt...
328
00:15:05,071 --> 00:15:07,657
unless it gets in your eyes...
329
00:15:07,699 --> 00:15:10,289
because your mom started
to wave at the cute waiter.
330
00:15:10,326 --> 00:15:12,203
[whimpers]
331
00:15:12,287 --> 00:15:14,622
- Gabby, just because you have
nothing to do
332
00:15:14,664 --> 00:15:17,417
it doesn't mean you need
to help others.
333
00:15:17,584 --> 00:15:20,045
- Oh.
334
00:15:20,128 --> 00:15:21,463
- Okay.
335
00:15:21,504 --> 00:15:24,716
So, remember,
my time portal is closing,
336
00:15:24,799 --> 00:15:27,635
and I can't decide between
memory foam or pillow top.
337
00:15:27,802 --> 00:15:30,597
Your character's conviction
will determine my fate.
338
00:15:30,722 --> 00:15:34,100
Got it?
- Got it.
339
00:15:34,225 --> 00:15:36,728
- And action.
340
00:15:38,772 --> 00:15:40,565
- That one's on sale.
341
00:15:40,648 --> 00:15:42,067
- I'll take it.
342
00:15:42,192 --> 00:15:43,985
Cut!
343
00:15:45,653 --> 00:15:46,946
- Okay, that's it?
344
00:15:47,030 --> 00:15:48,239
- We got it.
345
00:15:48,365 --> 00:15:49,824
Yes!
346
00:15:49,908 --> 00:15:51,826
- Well, now that
the stage is empty,
347
00:15:51,910 --> 00:15:54,704
I can show you
my pageant talent routine.
348
00:15:54,788 --> 00:15:57,540
Okay, picture me
with a hula hoop and a baton,
349
00:15:57,582 --> 00:15:59,834
both on fire.
350
00:16:05,048 --> 00:16:07,342
Keep it moving, Gabby!
Keep it moving!
351
00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:09,886
It can't burn if it's moving!
352
00:16:10,011 --> 00:16:14,099
? ?
353
00:16:14,182 --> 00:16:17,227
Boy, Emmett's sure bragging
about that new appetizer.
354
00:16:17,310 --> 00:16:20,063
Have y'all tried it?
- It's terrific.
355
00:16:20,064 --> 00:16:21,897
- They were a little bland
at first,
356
00:16:21,898 --> 00:16:23,692
but we gave him some notes.
357
00:16:24,012 --> 00:16:28,278
- Have you heard
from your commercial guy yet?
358
00:16:28,279 --> 00:16:29,614
- I haven't.
359
00:16:29,615 --> 00:16:31,907
They say they're going to call
today if I get the part.
360
00:16:31,908 --> 00:16:33,910
So I still got 22 minutes.
361
00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:36,079
Oh, 21.
362
00:16:36,162 --> 00:16:39,457
- Well, they're probably busy
because it's Friday
363
00:16:39,582 --> 00:16:43,461
and people like to get new
mattresses for the weekend.
364
00:16:43,503 --> 00:16:45,338
- I'm sure that's what it is.
365
00:16:45,339 --> 00:16:48,090
I've been telling Steve, if he
just puts out that good energy,
366
00:16:48,091 --> 00:16:50,552
the universe will deliver.
367
00:16:50,593 --> 00:16:53,388
- Hey, Steve, we're going
to be acting partners.
368
00:16:53,430 --> 00:16:56,016
The director just called
and asked me to audition.
369
00:17:03,350 --> 00:17:04,648
.
370
00:17:04,649 --> 00:17:05,699
- W-what did I say?
371
00:17:06,317 --> 00:17:08,319
- You're auditioning
for my part?
372
00:17:08,320 --> 00:17:10,446
- You weren't supposed
to be putting out good energy.
373
00:17:10,447 --> 00:17:12,115
Steve was.
374
00:17:12,240 --> 00:17:13,867
- How'd this even happen?
375
00:17:13,992 --> 00:17:16,161
- Well, they heard
my voice on the tape,
376
00:17:16,244 --> 00:17:18,413
and apparently
I have the perfect voice
377
00:17:18,538 --> 00:17:20,540
for selling mattresses.
378
00:17:20,665 --> 00:17:22,542
- I'm sorry, Steve.
379
00:17:22,625 --> 00:17:24,419
If it makes you
feel any better,
380
00:17:24,502 --> 00:17:26,312
I didn't win
Little Miss Milwaukee.
381
00:17:26,338 --> 00:17:28,256
[scoffs]
They gave it to some tramp
382
00:17:28,381 --> 00:17:31,801
who carved the president's head
out of a block of cheddar.
383
00:17:31,885 --> 00:17:33,970
- I didn't know.
384
00:17:34,012 --> 00:17:35,180
Don't worry.
385
00:17:35,347 --> 00:17:37,390
I'm not going to try out
for anyone
386
00:17:37,391 --> 00:17:39,016
that doesn't want
my best friend, too.
387
00:17:39,017 --> 00:17:40,477
- It doesn't matter.
388
00:17:40,602 --> 00:17:42,520
I'm sick
of this business anyway.
389
00:17:42,604 --> 00:17:46,358
They chew you up and spit you
out like an old piece of gum!
390
00:17:46,359 --> 00:17:48,275
- That's a little dramatic,
isn't it?
391
00:17:48,276 --> 00:17:49,736
- I don't know.
392
00:17:49,819 --> 00:17:52,649
[voice breaking] Apparently,
I'm not the person to ask.
393
00:17:54,115 --> 00:17:57,202
? ?
394
00:17:57,243 --> 00:17:59,287
- Wow, you're here late.
395
00:17:59,329 --> 00:18:01,259
- There's only two things
I'm good at-
396
00:18:01,331 --> 00:18:03,875
adding numbers
and sitting on this stool.
397
00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:06,211
- Oh, come on, Steve.
You lost out on one role.
398
00:18:06,212 --> 00:18:08,003
You'll get the next one.
- No, I won't.
399
00:18:08,004 --> 00:18:10,048
The skill to be
a great actor is rare.
400
00:18:10,131 --> 00:18:13,510
You have to be born with it,
like a Streep or a De Niro
401
00:18:13,635 --> 00:18:16,638
or two of the Baldwin brothers.
402
00:18:16,680 --> 00:18:18,807
- Steve, you should be proud
of yourself.
403
00:18:18,890 --> 00:18:20,520
You got out
of your comfort zone
404
00:18:20,521 --> 00:18:22,351
and tried something
that scared you.
405
00:18:22,352 --> 00:18:23,895
- Whoopie.
406
00:18:23,937 --> 00:18:26,231
- Steve, everybody fails.
407
00:18:26,356 --> 00:18:29,109
When I first started here,
I was terrified.
408
00:18:29,275 --> 00:18:30,443
- Why?
409
00:18:30,610 --> 00:18:33,571
- Because I'd never managed
a bar before.
410
00:18:33,697 --> 00:18:36,157
Those first couple of months
were really tough.
411
00:18:36,241 --> 00:18:39,035
I made tons of mistakes.
412
00:18:39,119 --> 00:18:41,913
[chuckles] But I'm so happy
I stuck with it.
413
00:18:41,955 --> 00:18:44,374
- [sighs] It's just...
414
00:18:44,499 --> 00:18:48,336
everyone thinks
I can be better.
415
00:18:48,461 --> 00:18:51,339
But what if being here,
416
00:18:51,423 --> 00:18:53,633
being the accountant
for Happy's
417
00:18:53,717 --> 00:18:56,344
is the best thing
I could ever do?
418
00:18:56,469 --> 00:18:58,013
- Do you think it is?
419
00:18:58,138 --> 00:19:00,181
- You know,
at some point,
420
00:19:00,265 --> 00:19:02,475
people have to accept
their limitations.
421
00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:05,145
Maybe what I need to do
is to stop trying to be
422
00:19:05,228 --> 00:19:07,689
something I'm not.
423
00:19:07,731 --> 00:19:10,108
And maybe what I really need
is to know
424
00:19:10,191 --> 00:19:14,362
that my friends will accept me
and love me just for being me.
425
00:19:21,077 --> 00:19:25,206
- [laughing]
426
00:19:25,331 --> 00:19:27,542
- Why are you laughing?
427
00:19:27,543 --> 00:19:29,710
- 'Cause that's the biggest
bunch of bull crap
428
00:19:29,711 --> 00:19:31,796
that ever came
out of your mouth.
429
00:19:31,838 --> 00:19:34,728
And you've had some doozies.
- What are you talking about?
430
00:19:34,758 --> 00:19:38,094
- You are nowhere near
your limitations.
431
00:19:38,178 --> 00:19:42,557
So don't act like quitting
is doing something noble.
432
00:19:44,976 --> 00:19:47,604
[dramatically]
Love me just for being me.
433
00:19:47,687 --> 00:19:50,774
Gol-ol-ol-ol-ly!
434
00:19:50,857 --> 00:19:54,444
? ?
435
00:19:54,527 --> 00:19:56,488
- Oh, my gosh, this is so good.
436
00:19:56,613 --> 00:19:58,948
But I can't keep eating
three of these a day.
437
00:19:59,074 --> 00:20:01,826
- Well, we can put
Tennessee Shrimp back on-
438
00:20:01,951 --> 00:20:04,954
you know, just leave out
the fresh part.
439
00:20:04,996 --> 00:20:06,873
- Hey, Bobbie.
440
00:20:06,998 --> 00:20:09,288
Is it okay if I come in
a little late tomorrow?
441
00:20:09,334 --> 00:20:10,752
- Oh, my gosh, that's right.
442
00:20:10,753 --> 00:20:12,711
Your commercial shoot's
in the morning.
443
00:20:12,712 --> 00:20:13,922
- Sure, you can, Takoda.
444
00:20:13,963 --> 00:20:17,008
I just hope Steve's okay
with you taking the part.
445
00:20:17,009 --> 00:20:19,051
- I think he is. He's the one
that told me to take it.
446
00:20:19,052 --> 00:20:20,470
- Oh.
447
00:20:20,471 --> 00:20:22,763
- Come on, Takoda,
we need to start running lines.
448
00:20:22,764 --> 00:20:24,891
- I'm so proud of you
for helping him.
449
00:20:24,933 --> 00:20:26,976
- I thought a lot
about what you said.
450
00:20:27,060 --> 00:20:28,269
- You did?
- Yeah.
451
00:20:28,353 --> 00:20:30,188
I haven't reached
my limitations.
452
00:20:30,313 --> 00:20:32,183
I was just looking
in the wrong place.
453
00:20:32,184 --> 00:20:34,650
My favorite part of all this
was being behind the camera.
454
00:20:34,651 --> 00:20:38,238
I'm not meant to act.
I'm destined to direct.
455
00:20:38,239 --> 00:20:42,157
- Steve's going to help me
with my performance.
456
00:20:42,158 --> 00:20:43,451
- Aw.
457
00:20:43,493 --> 00:20:46,246
- And we're going to start
by not slouching.
458
00:20:46,371 --> 00:20:49,708
- Wow, you're really coming
into your own as a director.
459
00:20:49,833 --> 00:20:51,960
- Yes, I was thinking
my next project
460
00:20:52,085 --> 00:20:54,170
would be a commercial
for Happy's.
461
00:20:54,295 --> 00:20:56,548
- [gasps] That's a great idea.
- Ooh.
462
00:20:56,631 --> 00:20:58,091
- Yeah.
463
00:20:58,174 --> 00:21:01,052
- You know, I did some acting
in high school.
464
00:21:01,136 --> 00:21:03,430
- That's sweet,
but this isn't high school.
465
00:21:03,555 --> 00:21:06,057
I will be holding auditions.
466
00:21:08,393 --> 00:21:10,645
- You've created a monster.
467
00:21:10,770 --> 00:21:13,064
- My work here is done.
468
00:21:13,148 --> 00:21:14,983
[glasses clink]
469
00:21:15,033 --> 00:21:19,583
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