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I am the only ture seer here

number 1 is werewolf.

Two werewolves left.

From my careful observation,

and sharp intuition

the second werewolf

is number 8!

Why won't you look at me?

Look at me!

You're the last werewolf!

Fine, I admit it!

Just show your cards.

All right, game over.

500 each from the werewolves.

Why'd you give up? We might've survived.

Yau Shing saw through us!

I lost a thousand bucks today!

I wanna be in Yau Shing's team, too!

I get screwed whether you're

a wolf or a god!

Shuffle.

Losing helps you read people better.

Jelly.

List Mongkok's streets from west to east.

Tong Mi Road, Canton Road...

Reclamation Street, Shanghai Street

Portland Street, Nathan Road...

- Tung Choi Street... - Wrong.

- Sai Yeung Choi Street South. - Correct.

- Morning. - Morning, sir!

What's going on here?

Nothing much, Wong Sir.

After reviewing our last mission,

we're doing a refresher on geography.

We have to commit every street, every canal

to memory

- to keep robbers at bay. - Well done.

Guard with our hearts, protect with our lives.

We safeguard all that is dear in the world.

Join So Good Security.

We need you.

Hi! I'm Lam Kei-on!

Call me Penguin! Staff no. 2648!

I once dreamt of being an ace detective,

but my current dream is

to be an upstanding citizen who fights bad guys.

So I aim to be

hardworking, professional and reliable!

Yau Shing, take the rookie with you.

Mr. Pang has diamonds that need

to be moved to his villa.

- Move out in 15 minutes. - Yes, sir!

Attention!

What's our motto?

Guard with our hearts, protect with our lives!

- So Good! - So Good!

- In action! - In action!

In action!

Damn... I'll go deaf, dude.

Sorry, sir!

Hey! Stop drooling!

That's just a prop, get over here!

Wandering off like that

show some teamwork!

Jelly.

Is this car's door automatic?

It's not, bro.

Sorry.

I hear purely local productions are made cheaply these days.

What do you think, Director?

Don't make films if there's no dough!

I think the director meant

Hong Kong cinema is about passion, not money, right?

Let's go to another topic.

Sir, be careful!

It's not loaded.

What if there's a robbery, sir?

Hey.

See that building across the road?

Yes, sir.

Know how much a 400 sq. ft. flat costs?

Sorry, sir

- I've no plans to buy... - $25k per sq ft.

That's 10 mil for the whole flat.

How many heists will that take?

Well, you could spend the loot elsewhere.

Where would you spend it, bro?

Malaysia.

A few days ago, my old classmate showed off

his new house in Malaysia.

Costs 2 mil, has a garden and a pool.

Married a Malaysian girl, too.

Really? Lemme see.

It's for real! Look!

Your classmate's a robber?

Hell no!

He sold crypto, NFTs and concert tickets!

In Hong Kong,

a click can make you a fortune now.

Who's stupid enough to pull a heist?

This is the latest model.

Tracks heartbeat, blood oxygen, GPS,

even ovulation.

Demand is through the roof out there.

Yau Shing usually sells it for $17k.

But since you look so poor

want it for 8,000?

- Sir... - Cut the "sir" stuff...

Senpai! How can we sell ourselves short?

There must be many robbers out there!

Kid, I've done this for over 20 years.

I've seen everything

except a robbery.

It's a robbery!

It's a robbery!

Senpai, what do we do?

Follow our lead.

A cool head saves lives.

I knew you wimps wouldn't shoot us,

but who knew it'd be this easy?

Trash.

A security escort's duty

is to protect our clients and their property!

You can kill me, but I won't surrender!

It's his first day.

It's normal to be pumped.

You get it.

He'll lose that gusto in a few months!

Jelly!

You said there'd be no problem!

Jelly!

Speak! Where's Jelly? Where are the diamonds?

Speak! Where's Jelly? Where are the diamonds?

Speak! Where's Jelly? Where are the diamonds?

Speak! Where's Jelly? Where are the diamonds?

Wait!

Monk,

the cops are quick this time, what do we do?

Take everything and ask questions later.

You'll all have nightmares.

- You're all bad guys! - We didn't steal it!

Doesn't scare us!

No, don't!

Mr. Lai!

Don't burn the firewood too long.

Or we'll all get carbon monoxide poisoning.

It's expensive to burn all your bodies.

Got it.

Who ordered the pizza?

Well, Mr. Lai

our men have been eating deli food for months.

I thought a proper meal would be nice.

You too good for deli food?

What happened to "ride or die"?

I spent the gang's money on guns and cars.

You said it was a sure thing, ass bag.

Show me diamonds.

Well, Mr. Lai

I think skipping our prayers

brought us some bad luck.

Then pray.

Or you'll inhale that whole can of propane.

Call Jelly.

He won't answer.

We don't talk much outside of work.

Hello, bro?

- Can you hear me? - Jelly?

It's good to hear your voice!

I was worried about you.

- Where Are you? - I'm doing as you said.

What?

Well, you could spend the loot elsewhere.

Where would you spend it?

Malaysia.

Don't worry, bro, I've arranged it.

I'm leaving tonight.

Wait, listen to me

you and Pig Blood can come, too.

Once I settle down

and find nice Malaysian girls,

I'll bring you two over.

Then we can finally start living

instead of just surviving.

I'm flattered,

but I'm not into Malaysian girls.

Return the diamonds first.

Take care, bro.

See you again...

Vow to meet again...

Meet again, we shall.

No, let's meet now!

Jelly!

Jelly!

I'll call him...

Hi, calling to confirm

tonight's boat from Lantau Island

to Malaysia.

One, for Mr. Tse.

Non-smoking

I'll need seasickness pills.

Thank you, goodbye.

This place is insane!

To Ah Yeh Fak.

- Wake up, Pig Blood! - Don't talk much?

He called you bro,

and blabbered on about meeting again

you two are definitely in cahoots.

$40, $100, $20

what did you eat?

Two cheese pies and a chicken wing.

$52.30

deducted from your pay.

Line them up.

Why?

One bullet's cheaper than three.

What? I don't wanna die.

I don't wanna die!

Put me in the back.

A real man dies with no regrets!

Shit, I didn't think this would be my life's last day.

Wait, let's talk!

I know how to find Jelly!

I can track him!

Since you look dirt poor

want it for 8,000?

I turned on the GPS on his smart watch.

After playing Rummikub last week,

he owed me $200.

I was worried he'd flee, so I turned on

his watch's GPS.

Do any of you smoke?

Why are we talking?

- Mr. Lai, right? - You're bad guys!

Shut up!

Let's do him.

His lungs look the cleanest.

I can get 100k for them.

Me? I breathe secondhand smoke!

My dad, my mom, my grandma,

my whole family smokes!

Why me?

- Pig Blood! - Help! Help me!

The three of you

have two days to find those diamonds.

Or I'll take more than your lungs.

Three, Mr. Lai?

Including me?

You said I can take two weeks off.

I can wait.

But that can of propane can't.

Microwave meals only from now on.

The jungle and the birds are calling.

Come out and patiently hear it.

The plants are alive with loving spirits.

Heart to heart, they're callin'

The jungle and the birds are calling.

Come out and patiently hear it.

The plants are alive with loving spirits.

To your hearts they're calling.

Here, there's no cryin' or wailin'

At night, there's no need for fearin'

Fate guides us, we embody a loving spirit.

Together, we'll feel it.

The sun is ours, the moon is ours.

Wind, fire, water and earth.

We stay in our lane.

You stay in your lane.

We stay in our lane.

You stay in your lane.

We are the villagers.

We are the world.

Today marks our eighth year in Ah Yeh Fak.

This roast turkey is to celebrate.

Thank you, Wong Cool.

Hello?

Open up!

Anyone home?

Please answer me...

Nope.

Hi, I've had an accident.

I'm lost and my phone's out of juice.

Can I borrow your phone?

Nope.

Can I charge my phone, then?

This is private property.

No outsiders.

It's almost dark.

Where's your conscience?

I have no conscience?

Show of hands if you think I lack conscience.

A democracy with only five people?

What an eye-opener.

Show of hands if you think I should let the outsider in.

Oh no...

See?

No one wants to raise their hand.

A grand.

For just toilet and electricity.

Show of hands if you agree.

That's democracy at work.

- This way, please. - Thanks.

- Just one? - Yeah.

Come right this way.

Welcome!

Got an Android plug?

We got every plug!

Great. What's your name?

Chun Chong, I'm a Libra.

I've said it a million times

this chair is too short.

Wai, Discount Boat.

Don't touch others' stuff.

Hello?

He's pooping, who are you?

The boat's ready.

He can poop in Malaysia.

The whole boat's waiting for him.

Hang in there...

He should be done soon, just wait.

Gimme a break...

Scarface.

Listen...

Don't come back here in the next life...

Then where should I go?

Where should I go?

Sorry.

I want y'all to die with her.

Hello, hello?

Going to the pier this time of night

this guy is hiding something.

Don't get nosy.

Send him away after dinner.

Does he have the runs?

He's been gone awhile.

Sorry.

Go check on him.

Go check on him.

I'll check on him.

A thousand bucks

that's chump change.

On the run?

There are people after you.

I'm almost done.

I'll hold them back for you.

You gotta hurry, don't stay in there forever!

I'm wiping!

Where's that kid?

- Grab your weapons. - I'm coming!

Chop him up!

I can't hold 'em back!

- Okay. - They even got the chickens!

It's so cruel, I can't watch!

He must be behind this door!

Break it down!

One!

Two!

Two and two-thirds!

He drank so much of it. 25-Dec-00.

He must be in huge trouble.

He'd rather die than get caught.

He died so young.

Probably never had any fun.

- What a waste. - Enough.

He was a guest.

Taking a small fee for burying him

is the normal thing to do.

We can buy a dishwasher with this.

With this diamond,

we can have all the washers we want.

I'll have money to make a sonic mosquito repellent.

You can stop drawing, dummy.

We'll build you that gym.

Don't touch others' stuff!

Bury him in the morning.

Don't create problems.

Find anything?

Search closely.

Let's share.

Share who?

I mean

let's split it together.

I don't split anything.

How about with him?

Can he join?

- Yes, he can. - Hey!

Watch the rock!

He's heavy!

He's heavy, honey!

This way.

One.

Two.

Three!

Should we pick him up?

I have a bold idea.

That's awfully bold.

Do we have to follow?

No, we...

No.

Nope. Death is a big deal.

We wanted to make sure.

I'll call a taxi.

What's the add...

Hide him first.

We'll figure it out later.

"Celebrating the 40th Anniversary of founding of Let's Roast Pork."

Wring this, too.

Aren't we being too high-key?

I'm dressed low-key already.

I meant with the van.

Let me ask the writer.

Why did you choose this particular genre?

It wasn't my choice.

In Hong Kong, the director and producer

tell us what to write.

Writers just execute.

Wow, our screenwriters are so creative

and versatile in any genre!

We'll be back after the news.

You don't have to keep the gun on my head.

Wouldn't want an accident.

It's not too late, Monk.

You can still turn yourself in.

I, Monk, never make the same mistake...

Twice.

Senpai...

Don't worry.

Since the van is missing, 42900%.

Wong Sir must know we're in danger.

He'll do all he can to save us!

Breaking news.

The police are looking for four security escorts

who are suspected of taking part in a diamond theft.

The escort company urges the four to turn themselves in.

These four thieves

have long been on our watch list.

Actually, this is all part of our plan

to take down the criminal organization

behind this crime.

Yau Shing, I'm watching you!

I'll catch you for sure!

Senpai, did you hear that?

Wong Sir sent us a code.

He's watching you!

He's gonna save us!

This is the place!

Hey, your palms are clammy.

Wipe your own hand if it's wet.

- Why Are you wiping me? - Sorry.

Is this a joke?

There's jack shit out here!

This is his last known position.

Look.

Ah Yeh Fak?

Is that a real village?

Senpai,

seems like people live there.

Coming.

Everything Under Control.

A village in the middle of nowhere.

Seems terribly shady to me...

Get to work. Watch your ass.

We're wanted men.

Won't we rattle them if we rush in?

You two are the wanted men, not me.

Move.

Let's wait and see.

Senpai, when it comes to criminal matters,

we should listen to Monk.

He is more experienced, after all.

Why are you defending him?

Why are you scolding him?

Why are you protecting him?

When did I protect him?

Why are you holding me?

Why are you here?

Sorry.

We were hiking nearby.

Our friend lost his way.

Tanned, slim, pretty ugly.

Like Thor with radiation poisoning.

Have you guys seen him?

No.

We've traveled a long way.

He's about to get a heat stroke.

Let's rest here.

No.

Cut the chit-chat, just go.

You've forced my hand.

I wanted to stay undercover a little longer.

Police.

We suspect that a fugitive is hiding here.

Please cooperate.

You have the right to remain silent!

Anything you say can be used against you in court!

You're using it wrong.

Sorry, sir.

Police?

I'm supposed to believe that?

Don't teach us how to do our jobs.

Have you seen this man?

Not at all.

This place is remote, very few come here...

That makes it the perfect hideout.

Search it!

- Yes, sir! - Hey!

It's a big place, I don't want you to get lost.

Show them around.

Yes, Wong Cool!

Let's go.

Let's split up.

See if Jelly's out here.

This way.

It's not what you think...

- It's not... - No...

That's Jeffrey.

My husband hugs it to sleep.

- You said you like hard ones... - Stop talking!

I didn't ask about your private life!

- Why'd you tell him? - You like Jeffrey more than me.

What is this?

Soy sauce. Aged 20 months.

Soybeans are triple fermented.

My soy sauce.

I knew it'd be soy sauce.

Sir.

Take me elsewhere!

What is this room?

This is Poussin's gallery.

Who's Poussin?

He's very timid.

Everything here is his creation.

I can sense that she has a story within.

No, it's a tragedy.

It's filled with powerlessness.

No...

It's desperation.

You're screwed.

Someone's very petty.

Don't play the artist with me!

Not him

her.

I've been a gangster for years.

I've seen everything.

People fear me, I fear no one.

My apologies, please forgive me.

Actually, this painting

is about a legend in this village.

This forest is very strange.

Especially its flowers.

Not everyone can handle it.

Jelly!

Did you see a person passing by?

You sure it was a person?

It's a forest.

It's not weird to see boars or jackals.

Careful!

Are there that many boars to trap?

Wild boars!

Wild boars!

Do you need to be so scared?

What if they bite?

Boars usually hide from people.

They don't attack humans

unless someone pushes them

into a corner.

Then why all the traps?

The traps aren't for boars.

Who're they for?

To catch uninvited guests that

shouldn't be here.

Legends speak of

a female ghost in this village

who catches virile men

to torture them.

Oh my God! Hallelujah!

She uses all the ways you can imagine

to brutalize the abducted.

She punches them

kicks them

drowns them

ties them up

and

flicks their pee-pees.

None of the abducted men ever made it back...

That's enough.

I need to pee.

Help yourself.

Our Father in heaven,

hallowed be Your name.

Sir.

I got nothing, find anything?

Please, hang this shit up!

Are you scared?

- Attention. - Yes, sir!

- Hang This shit up. - The nail broke, sir!

- Can't you find another one? - I'll try try, sir!

You do it now!

She's insane, telling ghost stories in broad daylight...

Hello, Jelly?

Jelly, where are you?

I can't hear you, where are you?

You found a house already?

Hello, Jelly?

Stop playing and return the diamonds!

I can't hear you, hello?

Jelly!

Stop drilling first!

Hello?

Hello, Jelly?

Hello?

Damn it!

Legends speak of a female ghost in this village

who catches virile men

to torture them.

She punches them

kicks them

drowns them

ties them up

flicks their pee-pees.

There's nothing here, let's split.

- I saw... - a ghost?

Let's go!

Must be low blood sugar.

Have a banana to replenish your strength.

Thanks.

You're clever to bring a banana.

Plenty more over there.

You really are a moron.

Let's split.

Jelly called me.

- It's getting late. - Yup.

What?

If you don't go now, you won't make it out.

We decided to stay the night.

Hey.

Mosquito repellent?

How do I know?

I asked if you have mosquito repellent.

How do I know if mosquito are repellents?

To tell the truth

a summer night in Ah Yeh Fak

sees 30 species of mosquitos around.

23 of them are bloodsuckers.

18 cause swelling with bites.

12 cause swelling THIS big.

7 are too small for the naked eye.

Got a mosquito net, then?

No.

What a nutjob...

Don't touch her.

She is watching you.

What are you doing?

You gave me a fright!

Why did you stay up to scare us?

Do you hear faint breathing?

We do not.

I understand.

Men can't hear certain frequencies

after 25 years old.

I know where Jelly is.

Jelly came here because he got in an accident.

Thank you.

He asked the villagers for help.

The village forbids outsiders.

But

money talks.

However, Jelly had an accident

and got seriously hurt.

Under Wong Cool's nose

the others wanted to steal Jelly's diamonds.

Here's the kicker.

They thought Jelly died and wanted to destroy the corpse.

But we got here in time.

Thanks.

The most dangerous place is the safest place.

They hid Jelly

right behind

this wall!

You feel that?

If only it's this easy.

Drop the fantasies, kid.

I really heard sounds of stomach growling behind the wall.

When did you last eat?

I had a bun before work yesterday.

- Nothing since then. - Exactly.

You're starving, that's why you're growling.

No, in the wall...

Enough!

You're being absurd!

Stop playing Sherlock Holmes!

Let me get some sleep...

Dimwit!

It's my late supper.

What will you eat, then?

Leave me a piece of pineapple.

Eat up.

Pineapple.

Hello, Mr. Lai?

Mr. Lai?

Morning, Mr. Lai.

Find the rocks yet?

Just curious, I'm not rushing you.

Technically, not yet.

Piss off, let me talk to the guard.

Yes, sir.

Did you know that somewhere out there,

a youngster loses

an organ every 60 minutes?

In other words

more sick people will be saved.

Let me go!

Pig Blood!

Pig Blood!

Pig Blood!

Mr. Lai.

Mr. Lai, it's Monk.

The truth is

we need a bit more time.

But I have to go to Bangkok to represent the gang

at the 27th Gangs Film Festival.

And I still haven't packed.

Can you send someone to replace me here?

Sure.

I'll send a replacement to your film festival.

- Why? But, Mr. Lai... - Enough!

Shall I call your mommy?

No, Mr. Lai.

Please don't call Mommy!

Look, Mr. Lai...

Mommy doesn't know what I do.

Mommy said..

If you haven't been to a film festival,

you can't call yourself a film buff.

You just want to watch movies?

Why the fuss? You can watch them online.

I have a slot in my family plan.

Wanna join my family?

Do you watch films while you poop?

I do.

When you're slacking at work,

do you watch films during your smoke break?

I do.

I wouldn't!

You watch films to kill time.

I watch films to see the world!

Freak your family plan.

I'm going back in

to ask them where Jelly is.

If they won't talk

blame me for what happens.

Calm down, Monk.

The Monk I know isn't like this.

How long have you known him?

How long have you known me?

Dumbass.

Can we talk?

What's up?

No!

Where's Jelly?

I told you I don't know.

Monk.

Calm down, I don't want you to have regrets.

Calm down!

Calm!

Freeze.

Stop your aggression,

or I'll shoot.

Senpai.

Senpai.

Your gun's not loaded.

This one is.

I fired once at Monk

and once into the air.

That gun's out of bullets.

There are two left.

I have them.

Catch!

Drop it!

- Here, honey. - Thanks, sweetie.

Get over there.

Don't touch others' stuff.

Let's split! Now!

Monk.

You have another gun?

Why didn't you take it out?

That's right.

Why didn't you take it out?

Senpai, didn't you pick up Jelly's watch?

Why didn't you confront the villagers?

- Why Are you defending him? - Why Are you scolding him?

- Why Are you protecting him? - How am I protecting him?

Why didn't you show them the watch last night?

We had to spend a whole night here.

Why'd you wait 'til now to ask?

Who gave you the watch?

Where'd you pick up the watch?

I didn't pick it up.

It.

I got it.

What do you got?

I got it figured out.

It was here.

I picked up the watch here.

He may be in there.

This place

must have an unspeakable secret.

The shack's owner is Tang Lap Tak.

What is this place?

Why am I here?

This is my fantasy realm.

I haven't had visitors in a while.

Looks like we're becoming close.

Be good.

Hide in the room.

Don't come out 'til I tell you, OK?

He's Tang Lap Tak.

We've met him.

When?

You ate his banana.

Plenty more over there.

He seems spooked.

Because people are coming for him.

That's how Tang died.

I've seen this girl.

Mommy said

ghosts are afraid of masculine vibes.

Stand up front.

You got plenty, too!

You worship the Warrior God!

I thought your kind does.

Masculine vibes? I got some!

What do you think?

That's gross.

Put it away.

Put it away!

I have a bold idea.

Perfect.

Chill.

As long as we're not embarrassed

they'll be the embarrassed ones.

Follow me.

Ready!

Guard with our hearts, protect with our lives!

Guard with our hearts, protect with our lives!

Guard with our hearts, protect with our lives...

Shit, they're not embarrassed...

Can't find the diamonds

can't find Jelly,

and we run into a ghost.

Now

we either rot in jail,

or get chopped to pieces by Lai.

Why don't we flee?

A wise man knows when to cut his losses.

That's right.

Why don't we do a good deed before we go?

Report the villagers.

Stop stirring trouble.

Report them with what evidence?

You saw it, too!

I have photos that'll nail them.

That was your fantasy, you loon!

Wait!

- What now? - Where's my phone?

Looking for this?

Looks like you went to a forbidden place.

Guys, we can talk.

Let's talk it out.

We know the bad deeds you've done!

Murderers!

You can't get away!

Let's see who won't get away

us or you?

No one here

will make it out today!

It's so hot

I promised my master

to not show my kung fu to just anyone.

Wong Cool, leave it to me!

I don't hit women.

I don't hit men.

Punch!

Kick!

Tie!

Drown!

Pee-pee flick!

Where is it? Can't find it.

Stop, all of you!

Senpai, show these wrongdoers no mercy!

Don't move!

Have you killed anyone?

Stop, or I'll shoot!

Let them go!

Chi!

Chi...

- Chi! - Chi!

It went off on its own.

She's a child! You fired at a child!

You animal, you shot her!

I'm an animal?

You're the animals!

Tell me

how did Tang Lap Tak die?

He had it coming.

He deserved to die!

Stop crying!

Cut it out!

Shut up!

What?

Why did you sell us out?

We can't fight those rich guys.

How do you know that we'll lose the lawsuit?

We're supposed to be in the same boat.

If we know when to quit,

then we can be in the same boat.

This isn't what we wanted, Village Chief.

So what if you get the land back?

You'll just farm on it.

How much can you make?

The compensation money is better.

Be grateful for it!

Agriculture in Hong Kong is a dead end.

It's because of people like you!

You look down on your own people.

Each of us has something to protect.

But you look down on your own village.

You have no right to decide for us.

Stop pretending to be noble.

Without my village's ancestral homes,

you'd be on the streets!

There's nothing to protect!

It's a shame for Chi to have a father like you.

I'm ashamed of having an autistic daughter!

All day, she...

How dare you!

Stop fighting!

Hide!

Stop fighting!

It was an accident

one that we've done our best to make up for.

You just didn't want a guilty conscience.

- What did you say? - Am I wrong?

If you really want to take responsibility

turn yourselves in

and let the girl live a normal life out in society.

Normal? What's normal?

The world out there is normal?

Hiding in here is normal, then?

Senpai...

That's a bit out of line.

That was cold, man.

It's the truth!

The world is what it is!

It can't revolve around her!

What if the world doesn't have to be that way?

We considered turning ourselves in.

But we can't abandon Chi.

Chi isn't a normal child.

Staying here is the best thing for her.

We've said all we have to say.

What's next is up to you.

Chi, let's go home.

Let's go home!

Let's march together!

Yau Shing!

Bro.

I've forgiven you.

Bro.

Bro.

Shithead!

Bro.

After everything

being able to see you again

is really moving.

Hand the rocks over.

Can't believe I'll get to the film festival.

Where are the diamonds?

- The diamonds are... - Hand them over.

You swallowed them? Yeah, right...

Don't worry.

Not like Lai will cut you open to get the rocks.

- It'll be OK. - Just Hand them over.

I don't have the diamonds!

Where are they?

Jelly.

You can tell us anything.

- Here I go, then. - Tell us!

This is what happened

I woke up, found myself tied to a scarecrow.

Suddenly, I needed to poop.

I ran like lightning to the river to let it out.

We're going back.

The rocks are by the river.

No!

I picked them up.

Shit!

See you tomorrow food?

After picking them up

a kappa suddenly

peeked out of the water.

Thanks.

Hold this.

He stole the diamonds.

Thanks.

The kappa then tossed the diamonds

to a Nian Beast.

Don't ask how I recognized a Nian Beast.

One hit me when I was a kid.

I was traumatized.

I'd recognize one anywhere.

Please.

Can you return the diamonds?

Nian Beast, Nian Beast!

Beast Nian, Beast Nian!

But the craziest thing is

a woman who looked like the God of Fortune showed up.

Hey, pal.

She had huge tits.

Say "Gong Hei Fat Choy".

Stop playing and hand me the diamonds.

Damn it, say "Gong Hei Fat Choy"!

What for? It ain't Chinese New Year!

Just like that,

the immortals took the diamonds.

Bro.

Don't make that face.

It's true! Why would I lie?

It's Mr. Lai.

Who's Mr. Lai?

Hello?

Yes, sir?

Is it done?

Time's up,

where are the rocks?

Mr. Lai, we had some complications.

You stealing from me?

Of course not.

What happened?

Tell him.

This is what happened

the villagers tied Jelly to a scarecrow.

But he suddenly had to poop.

So he ran like lightning to the river.

He was smart, though.

He remembered to pick up the diamonds he swallowed.

Just as he was about to do it

a kappa

suddenly

stole the diamonds.

Jelly went after it,

but the kappa tossed the diamonds to

a Nian Beast. That's not all.

Behind Jelly,

a woman dressed like the God of Fortune

who had big tits

- asked him to say... - "Gong Hei Fat Choy"!

Jelly found it weird.

It's not Chinese New Year.

Why say "Gong Hei Fat Choy"?

After that,

God of Fortune, Kappa and Nian Beast

took the diamonds and lived happily ever after.

Should I repeat that?

Monk.

You've never disappointed

in being a disappointment.

Good thing I'm prepared.

They should be there soon.

That's great, Mr. Lai.

The four of us can't do it by ourselves.

No one ever plays me.

You and the villagers

all have to die.

He sounded really mad.

What did I say?

You told it well.

Chi...

Give us the diamonds.

Kill the pigs.

Wind, fire, water, earth!

Book boat tickets to Malaysia.

Then tell Wong Sir to save Pig Blood.

Good karma exists.

Pig Blood will make it out.

And the villagers?

Mr. Lai is insane.

He blew up hundreds with propane the other day.

Guard with our hearts, protect with our lives...

We can't leave them to die.

Screw your hero crap.

You can't even save yourself.

What can you guard?

What can you protect?

I started all this.

I should take responsibility, too.

It was the God of Fortune's fault!

You're childish.

Stop the car.

I had no choice then.

Now I choose to be a good guy.

Stop.

Pretending to be righteous...

Yau Shing.

I have a boat to catch.

Senpai!

Remember what you said

when we first met?

You didn't say a thing.

I feel sorry for you.

Some assholes must've hurt you and betrayed you before.

That's why you became an asshole.

This is your chance to prove who you are!

I'd like to ask you about the creative aspect.

We're almost at the protagonist's enlightenment.

How did you conceptualize that?

We thought of many paths,

but we only had two weeks 'til production,

so we just put something down.

We barely finished in time.

Conceptualize?

Better to just wake him up.

That's true.

Movies have to create incidents

to justify a character's enlightenment for audiences.

But in reality,

we don't become enlightened by external factors.

What matters more is one's moral compass.

To wake or keep sleeping

has never been up to us.

Characters choose for themselves.

Talking about heroism all the time

think people see you as hero?

They see you as a fool!

Know why I joined your company?

Because I agree with your motto.

Guard with our hearts, protect with our lives...

It's So Good's core principle!

Only dummies like you are motivated by that crap.

I'm so disappointed in you.

A selfish person like you wouldn't understand.

Firing that shot put me in trouble, get it?

I didn't fire that shot to be a hero!

I was protecting our vow to our clients.

Don't move!

We're escorts from So Good Security!

And

a Gangster with a Conscience.

- So Good! - So Good!

- In action! - In action!

Thought you said the world is what it is.

Let's see if it can be different.

The jungle and the birds are calling, come hear the breeze.

There's a snail on the field, it lives in glee.

Seeing snow when cicadas sing.

Covering the stars the clouds weaved

I was willing at first, knowing little of this topsy turvy world.

We are the villagers.

We are the world.

The jungle and the birds are calling, come hear the breeze.

Promise to return for the view before you leave.

You see snow when cicadas sing and stars in the day.

Some call it fate. Half of it is love. A lifetime of telepathy 09-Mar-03.

"Guard with our hearts, protect with our lives."

That's all for this episode of Reel Talk.

Thanks to the cast and crew

who shared their thoughts about Hong Kong films.

I hope they keep using films

to document all that is worth treasuring

so that people do not forget

that they once existed.

Guys...

Have you forgotten something?

Help me!

Someone help!

Help...

That's how the dice rolls.

Nobodies like us

are forgotten in the end.

Please, don't do this

don't cut me up, I'm malnourished.

Please don't...

Don't say that.

One life's end

is the beginning of many new lives.

In other words

you're using another way

to continue surviving in the world.

Don't...

Do you believe in gods?

What gods?

The God of Fortune.