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DWN Productions, taking you to the extreme.

Niggas and Jews, niggas and Jews, ain't nothing worse than niggas and Jews.

Niggas and Jews, niggas and Jews, they the scum of the earth, those niggas and

Jews.

Then don't watch this movie.

And if that don't make you throw up, check out Blowfly's dick

at the end of this movie.

If you offended by situations such as...

Michael Jackson's little boy action.

Cannibalism. Getting fucked by animals.

And getting your, whatever you want to call it, torn off.

This is not the movie for you.

This movie is sick, twisted, and double -fisted.

In the ass, mouth, and back in the ass again.

Two times. Hey, that sounds faggy -waggy to me.

So if you're going to watch it, Make sure you got your heart straight.

This movie is dirtier than dog shit.

And filthier than finger banging your grandmama.

That slut been dead for years.

But her pussy's still good.

That's what my dick say.

Of course, my tongue didn't agree.

DWN Productions. Do not condone.

Sex with minors.

Don't fuck the kids, you freak.

Go to Japan and buttfuck Godzilla.

If you can survive it, you've been warned, motherfuckers.

Okay,

now I got this important question.

Which one of you motherfuckers are gonna blow the fly?

He set the world on fire.

And so will your ass when you watch this movie.

It's super groovy.

You're a fucking piece of shit!

Don't do this to me right now!

Ew -wee!

Mookie diarrhea coming out your butt!

Oh, I got a pee pee.

No! No!

Well -made and visually inspirational movies.

Hello, this is Ronaldo Jones.

At this moment, there is breaking news out of Shady Pines where the horrific

event of Tubi Kunta took place.

We now go live with Burt Backer.

Man, they really got bad video games.

Hey, man.

Why are you packing anyways?

Is it that time of year where you and your old camp troop go to Brian's pool

party?

Why do I have to say shit like that, man? Just because you weren't on a

look doesn't mean you have to be a bully.

Bully?

I'm not the one who gorged your asshole.

I'm surprised that camp leader isn't in jail.

I'm sure he molested thousands of kids by now.

You always come back home.

With a lump on your head, complaining it feels like you ate Mexican food.

I wouldn't be surprised if he knocked you out and hit it Pickle Boy style.

That guy Elmo is an English cigarette man.

Well, just remember not to start any forest fires.

Flaming the Bear fucks hoes sloppy for starting forest fires.

I even heard he pumped one guy full of so much Jerklin sauce.

That nigga shot up in the air like a fucking rocket.

But fuck it.

That's probably why you're going.

Just play it safe and wrap it up.

Hey there, Schindler. You're looking good.

Wow, nice firm abs, plump supple cheeks, hot

meaty throbber.

Hope you're ready for the weekend.

I'm finally going to personally give you your skunk diving badge.

You smell that?

Smells like a van full of boys that are going to start their menstrual cycle

tonight.

Oh, shit, Chad, nigga. Like, fuck that, nigga. Like, damn, nigga, shit.

We're going to do the damn thing, nigga. Like this, nigga. Like that, nigga.

This catfire going to get got, nigga.

Fuck the fuck off with that black shit, D .L. Talk to me like a normal goddamn

person.

Shut the fuck up, nigga. I'm very excited.

That's gonna be my job to get you wet With my dick

With my hot juicy mouth cum

The shit that comes out of my mouth cuz I was born with a man pussy

What I'm saying is I'm gonna spit in my hand

Rub it on your dick and back up hungrily

What?

Say, niggas, y 'all know the history of this motherfucking campground?

Nobody gives a fuck, you faggot nigger cunt.

Well, I'm going to tell this shit anyway, nigga.

They say some crazy man -boy nigga live in the woods. He ran away from home

because his mama wanted to clean his messy -ass room, but he was like, fuck

that. So now he wandered in the woods cutting off niggas' nutsacks and nailing

them to trees.

And when I say nigga, I'm talking about like, nigga, he never learned the

difference between a male and a female.

So everybody's fat game, nigga. People say the kid got dynamite flowing through

his veins.

Pretty scary, huh, nigga?

But there's only one nigga. One nigga to rule them all.

Bro, that ain't scary.

I'll show you it's scary.

Shut it, shut up, shut it, shut up.

Damn, that's one of those DWN production masks, huh?

You know, I got a whole collection of some DWN masks back at the house.

You know where you get those?

www .dwnproductions .net. You know what?

Prices ain't half bad either.

You know, I've been known to peel a potato with just my lips.

Safety first.

And that's how you suck a dick.

How the fuck that nigga die?

Looks like the van blew a rod.

Oh, shit, man.

That is one of my deepest fears. Every time I drive, I think my van is going to

blow a rod and go right up my asshole, and now I find out this shit can

fucking happen.

Like, fuck this shit. I mean, I know Elmo blew a rod, but this is fucking

ridiculous. I am getting some lead -plated seat covers when I get home,

not dead from this fucking trip.

for getting a couple of shots in on this motherfucker for getting a couple of

shots in on us!

Hey, just calm down, man. At least you're dead.

Fuck you!

Don't take this from me!

Besides, the plan still goes accordingly.

I'm just tenderizing the meat a little.

Oh shit, we're here.

Grab everything you need?

Someone pass me a couple of trash bags.

I'll take care of the body.

Hey,

little guy, everything's going to be all right.

You're going to have a much better time. Now, that piece of shit's taken care

of. Whoa. And, hey, you're not going to get tagged in the ass anymore.

Ugh.

All right, guys, get things set up around here. I'll take care of Elmo's

Hey, DL, can you go get some firewood? Before you go, can you bring me my

hatchet and deal with Elmo's body over here, please?

Hey, I brought something better.

Do you think, huh?

Most pathetic line in movie history.

Alright, nigga. I'm gonna go get that shit.

Give me a minute.

Hey, little guy. Come here.

What's your name? I didn't catch it.

D -D -D -D -D -Danny?

Well, listen up, D -D -D -D -Danny.

What you heard was correct.

We all came here to kill our old troop leader, Elmo.

What? He did horrible things to our buttholes.

Some of us even required the use of anal course to keep their poo -poo -poo down

their legs and make a mess of that bowling alley.

We were all about your age when it first happened.

And there is no doubt in my mind that he was about to make a woman out of you

tonight. Oh!

That's a interesting thing that we were planning.

Why he rubbed us with satisfaction of doing it ourselves, I have no idea.

But at least what's done is done.

Now, I know you're asking.

Why are we chopping his butt?

See, little guy? You gotta make sure it's still up there.

Or he'll make a lot of you.

Well, mister, why didn't you just call the cops after he died? You wouldn't

even had to deal with getting rid of the body because his death wasn't your

fault.

Damn, I didn't even think about that. That's a much better idea.

You're a pretty small little guy.

You probably wouldn't get a cell phone signal out here anyways.

Oh, fuck.

We're going to call back the taxes and take us home.

Oh, well.

I think we do now.

Let's make sure there's no evidence left behind. I hope you're hungry, Danny.

We're about to eat this ginsbag.

Wait, that came out wrong.

I mean, we're going to eat our dead counselor.

Hey, thanks for getting us that firewood, Dick.

I wonder what happened to DL, though.

You know him. He's probably off in the woods doing some fucking black shit.

Yeah? If that butch dumps the barbecue sauce on Elmo, I'll be here.

Oh, shit, I love racist humor.

Hey, I got one for you.

What did the white guy call the black guy?

A nigger.

Huh. I guess you heard that one already.

Huh?

Looks like he's done, guys.

Let's eat this cock.

Well, here we go, guys. Let's finish this one so we can move on with our

Once he comes out of her ass, it'll be the last time. We can't do this.

We have to, Danny.

We can't leave any evidence behind.

You don't understand.

When a human consumes the flesh of a demon, they become possessed by that

Damn. I've been tracking this scumbag for 14 years, ever since he worked at

Piggy World wiggling his dick in ham juice.

Say what?

Yeah, well, this piece of shit used to work as a mascot in that theme park, and

he used to stick his dick in ham juice.

That way the parents wouldn't believe the kids after Elmo mouth -fucked him. I

mean, come on. How many cocks have you tasted that reminded you of ham?

Just one. How the fuck do you know all this?

You were just a child.

No, I'm not.

What the fuck's going

on here?

I'm a demon hunter.

Call me the Lord Tom Blair.

Like that fucking movie Frailty?

No, not like that movie Frailty.

fuck's going on?

You want to know what's going on, huh?

You know that slack -jawed faggot that shot up the theater?

Yeah?

Well, I disguised myself as Rim Tickler, broke that son of a bitch out of jail,

and took him back to my secret lair, filled his mouth full of shotgun shells,

and gave him one good crack across the teeth with a baseball bat.

Holy shit!

You did that?

You want to see?

No, not really.

Demons need to be purged from the earth.

And God told me to.

What you stinkin' like booty chatter?

It ain't no ordinary nut that.

It's a man's nut that.

You niggas tryin' to play games on me. You can't scare me.

You a hard nigga.

Oh shit, what the fuck I just did?

It didn't feel like no white girl.

That was D .L.

We know.

We can never forget what D .L.'s screams sound like.

All right, guys, let's split into two groups. We've got to find D .L.

Me and Danny will go one way. The rest of y 'all go the other way, except for

Kurt. You stay here. Just in case D .L. shows back up, we're going to need

somebody here waiting for him.

We all come back here in an hour, all right?

All right.

Let's go find your black friend.

Hey, bro, I'm going to head out this way so people can come to more ground.

Are you going to be okay by yourself?

Don't worry about the butch.

I'm tough.

Well, all right.

Good luck.

Let's just try to be back here in about ten minutes or so.

That scream deal let out, man.

There's only one thing that can make you scream that way.

Yeah, the screaming getting fisted by a grown man with hairy knuckles and long

fingernails. And tattoos.

Damn it, Dick, we know. We all know what happened. You don't have to say

anything.

But, Bush, meet us back here in ten minutes.

Will do, champ. Good luck.

Man, Dick is being such a pussy.

Maybe if he grew a pair like me, he would be in a better mood.

Man, that shit's terrible.

It ain't his fault Elmo sucked the balls right off him.

Do I hear what I think I hear?

And the taste of my cum makes me feel like I should see a doctor.

We didn't have to kill Elmo.

It's funny how life works out that way.

Shit was real funny when he sucked my nuts in my dick hole.

And then you guys had to poke it back in with a stick.

I'm still pissing tree bark.

But we got a badge for that.

You son of a bitch.

He just used that shirt to get ripped up while he was trying to tongue fuck

Schindler. And then he drew a red cross on it with Schindler's ass blood.

Do you even remember what he did to you?

The fucking fancy dinner, the champagne, the cheesecake all shoved up your ass?

And do I even have to remind you of what he did to Kurt?

He pulled down his pants.

Enough!

What's that?

Aw, fuck, he's real!

Yeah, man, we know. He came to visit us and gave us all butt plugs.

You fucking dimwit, I'm not talking about Santa Claus. I'm talking about

Boy. And that was just Elmo at the Christmas party handing out rim

Wait, you mean Santa isn't real?

Excuse me, sir.

Me and my friend here, Danny, was looking for a friend of ours.

Have you seen anybody in these woods?

No. No, young man. I'm sorry.

I've been studying these flowers all day.

You see, I'm a scientist, and I am trying to determine whether the bee

flower or the flower fucks the bee.

Right now, I'm looking for the flower's ding -a -ling, and I think I found it.

That was Schindler.

Butch, are you okay?

Fuck, no.

There's some two bitches stuck in face of the woods.

Some big -ass ants came and just ate them.

Fuck some big -ass ants. We can just step on them.

The old nut sack is hanging over there on a tree.

Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.

You saw some lesbos dykin' out over there?

Like I said, these two bitches was eatin' box lunches in the woods, and

-ass ants came and ate up those big, loose, wet pussies.

Man, fuck some big -ass ants, man. I'm allergic to big -ass ants.

Come on, guys.

Let's go to camp and warn the others.

I love all this nature, MJ, but not as much as I love you, babe.

You know, there are certain species of ants that crawl up your dick hole and

your balls from the inside out.

That's why I'm glad I'm not a man. That and I love the taste of cum. Love it. I

love the taste of my cum, too.

I know you're back there, man. If you're just gonna watch, mellow out. You're

harshing my buzz.

Yeah, man, you're making me limp over here. I'm trying to stay hard so I can

cram my prick in her.

Ooh.

Those are big -ass ants! Run!

Are you okay, baby?

And you fucks forgot the way back.

Now how do you feel about that shit, you fucking idiot?

Shut up, Dick. Not right now. We need to find D .L.

What if those big -ass ants got him?

Fuck yeah, they did.

Damn it, Dick. Just shut the fuck up.

Calm down, guys. Let's just think.

Which way did we come from?

Don't ask me. How the fuck should I know, you fucking slob? It all looks the

goddamn same.

Green with trees. Green with trees.

Green with trees.

Green with fucking trees.

Hey, some fucking green with trees.

And some brown.

Oh, my God!

I said just bitch your fucking face.

Did you feel that?

I don't want to fucking die!

I don't want to go see my grandma!

The fucking dog I hit three weeks ago is driving drunk!

No one's gonna fucking die here.

Except Butch. Maybe DL.

But that's our biggest concern. Our biggest concern is getting this fucking

venom out of this big -ass damn bite.

What the fuck? Oh, it burns, man.

Oh, it burns.

Don't you cry, my brother.

I'm here now.

Oh, shit! Go, go, go! Come on, come on, come on! Go, go, go, go, go!

I can't believe it. Jerklin Boy. It's real.

You mean that ghost story Neil told us was real?

Yes! Shouldn't you know that such a big, fat demon slayer wants to make you kill

that fucking guy yet?

You're less than no black paper, aren't you?

I am a demon hunter. I'll show you. I'll kill Jerklin Boy and those big -ass

ants. What about the really big -ass ants, too?

Of course.

I told you not to set fires.

Now I'm going to teach you a lesson with my dick.

I was scared.

Just shut the fuck up and get me home.

Not yet.

I got one more stop to make.

Good evening, Ronaldo.

As you can see, I'm standing in front of the home of Toby Kunta.

That's Toby...

Kunta, the man responsible for the terrors we witnessed oh so many months

Hey, don't you realize...

By mentioning this asshole's name or just showing his picture every chance

get is the reason people keep doing more fucked up things to one another? You're

producing copycats because you're glorifying these fucks instead of just

themselves in their basements. You give them all the attention and recognition

you can because if another fuckhead goes out and maskers people, you get

ratings. Then more fucks go out killing others because you cunts will show it on

the 6, 12, 5, 10 o 'clock news, not to mention the 24 -hour news channels.

You fuckers.

are fucking up.

Do you know how fucked up you are?

I'm

coming

for you next, Ronaldo.

And then the rest of you media fucks. I'm gonna make you change your ways.

But first, I'm gonna take care of this Toby fucker.

Yeah, dude's a fucking nut.

Now it's time to pay for your sins.

That guy, he like killed my entire camp troop.

He even tried to get us to eat our old scout leader Elmo before he killed us

all, killed them all.

And Charlie, he locked that motherfucker in the van and left him in there when

he set the forest on fire. Bitch blew up.

I'm dead because of him too.

Well, that's all I got.

Oh,

man.

Thank God you're alive.

I saw the news.

I was so scared.

Oh, man.

Oh, thank God you're alive.

Oh, I love you so much.

You're my brother, and I love you.

Oh. Oh, I'm so glad you're safe.

Oh, man. Your breasts feel good.

Breasts against my chest.

So big.

Holy fuck, what a day. But if nothing else, at least my fallen troop was

avenged. And it looks like I'm not going to jail, so that's a win, too.

How great is it that I was able to pin it all on that fucking whack job?

There's no way anyone would have believed a story about big -ass ants.

And a guy running around the woods with jizz bags thrown to his face.

Oh, fuck him.

They're nibbling my dick.

No!

Ah!

Hey, Schiller, are you... Whoa!

Oh, shit!

Oh, man.

Oh, no.

What the fuck?

Schiller! You tell him. The Lord's Pong player was here.

um um

Where the fuck am I?

Shit smell like a bingo hall.

I brought you here for a chance to avenge your brother and his friends.

I need a new herald to work as my hand here on Earth.

Evil is trying to take over the planet, and it is my job to hire hitmen to take

them out.

Murderers, rapists, Mexicans, all be yours to vanquish without repercussions.

You'll be given great powers to defeat these monsters.

But let me warn you, with these powers, it'll become easier to become corrupted

as each day passes by.

And if you stray, we will put an end to you, just like we did Danny when he took

the life of your brother.

You expect me to believe a guy who hires Hitman for Heaven does his recruiting

out of a shithole motel room?

Radio edit, please.

You're probably going to try to get me to let me let you suck me or something.

Quiet,

you.

Do you want the job or not?

No, I'm not going to let you suck my pinos.

I will ask you again.

Do you want the job or not?

What does it pay?

A smile on a child's face.

The smile of a puppy.

The smile of a guy getting blown by three whores.

That will be your reward.

Knowing that you're making the world a better place.

Twenty bucks.

How are you going to pay me?

Two fives and a ten.

And some weed.

And some beer.

And those three whores to blow me.

And lick my butt a little.

I love getting blown by three broads.

So, we got a deal.

Done.

I'd give him a month.

All right, world. Watch out.

Steve is here to clean up the earth.

First, I bring my brother back from the dead.

But even more, first I'm going to crack a beer. Hey, where the fuck is those

bitches?

I'm not Jewish, so let's hope this works.

I did it, Schindler! You're alive!

Because you're my brother, and I love you, with all my heart, no matter how

I tease you.

Fuck sorry man, I did not really prepare for this shit.

And they never show zombies hurting when the dead come back.

I got it.

Remember your last year's trip with Omar and how he ripped you open like a bag

of chips?

Well, you still got those painkillers left. I'll be right back.

Oh my fuck, this is the greatest feeling ever.

I can totally see why people become harmless over this shit.

Oh, oh, oh yeah, yeah, that's right.

Rest up, my brother, for we avenge those atrocities in the woods that befell

upon you and your friends.

All right, Schindler. No need to worry about those big -ass ants. If that's the

last player knew one thing it is, well, we all do.

If you pour gasoline on an anthill and light it on fire, the ants are dead.

I assure you, the flame will fill the thick crystal jetties forcing this penis

through you unwillingly.

Man rape is nothing like that. Man rape is nothing like that.

Are you sure you still need them?

I know, I know. But I just think you're developing a problem.

You're right. You're right.

I'm sorry.

I promise, after our task is done, I will change your water, get your pills,

find a way for you to live a normal life. I promise you.

Sounds like it's coming from this way. Come on, follow me.

Hey, gay boy.

Prepare to be sent straight to hell.

I stopped the phone with the doctor and he told me.

Don't worry, man.

You'll get through this.

It'll work out.

It's the hard times that makes them stronger.

Schiller, did I make you happy?

I just wanted to teach you a lesson.

I never wanted to hurt you.

I never wanted to make you cry.

Yeah, that's right.

You fucked my brother and gave him AIDS.

My brother,

you are avenged.

Not yet.

We first have to find Jerklin' Boy.

It is now time to pay for your sins.

What the fuck?

What the fuck is wrong with you?

How the hell did Schiller's friends die from getting bit by the ants?

You took them to some kind of hybrid ant thing.

Oh, fuck it.

Al Fatiha.

You got it, little boy, Dob.

Listen.

There's a new demon. I'm here, boss.

Good, listen up.

There's a new demon. It's not a shooter.

It's a flamer.

No, he's taken care of.

Jerklin' boy. Now give me my shit. Listen, there's another 20 in it for

A man just set fire to a theater.

He ran into the main entrance and torched the place.

I need you to get on this now.

And when the mission is complete, I'll have your money and those three girls

waiting for you at the house.

You got it, boss.

No!

I told you this movie was fucked up!

Now you're gonna believe me!

This is a weird world full of weird people.

Everything is strange and weird.

Yeah. Ain't nobody got time for that.

Ain't nobody got time for that.

Ain't nobody got time. Ain't nobody got time. Ain't nobody got time for that.

Ain't nobody got time for that.

Ain't nobody got time for that yet. Ain't nobody got time.

Then I ran for my life and then the smoke got to me. Then I got bronchitis.

Thank you.

know me but I died the day we fisted no one can

show me like you I slit my wrist the day we fisted

your knuckles are so wondrous shot through my

ass like a blunderbuss

The kind the pilgrims used to kill the Indians.

I never knew such bliss until I sat upon your

fist. I'm forever fisted.

I never knew this pain existed.

And my ass is forever twisted.

I was fisted.

My end is near.

You freaks out there think you know the ABCs.

You don't know Blood Flies ABCs.

When I give you the count off, y 'all say A, and I'm going to tell you what it

means. One, two, three, four.

A, animal pussy.

B, Brenda Spears pussy.

C, Cornelisa Wright pussy.

D, Desi Deshawn pussy.

E, Manuel's pussy.

F, funky pussy.

G, Gloria Espan pussy.

H, Halle Berry's pussy.

I, ooh, infected pussy.

J, J -Lo's pussy.

Kinky pussy.

L, loose pussy.

L, Madonna's pussy.

O, get me in trouble. Oval waitress pussy.

P, pregnant pussy.

Q, Queen Latifah's pussy.

R, rotten pussy. I hate that. S, that bitch you serve, Sharina Williams pussy.

T, turbo pussy.

U, unicorn pussy.

V, Venus Williams pussy.

Danya, Whoopi Goldberg's pussy.

X, X Hobby Ass pussy.

Y, Yolanda Evans' pussy.

Z, and Z is the only pussy you guys out there, and you women who are gay, don't

stick your tongue, dick, or fingers in.

If you stick your tongue, dick, or fingers in Z, when you put it out,

maggots, screwmen, pussies.

That is Zappy Pussy!

DWN Productions, taking you to the extreme.